/sug/ Steven Universe General

when's mahvel?

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>>85415454
First for Connie is a cutie.

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IT'S OVER ISN'T IT

I'm so happy to see Sardonyx get so much use.

Her thoraxial and abdominal rotation does funny things to my tummy.

where were you when zuke BTFO?

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Reposting a request from last thread. Textless version coming in the next post.

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Shai'Hulud.

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>>85415454
You fucking newfag cancer
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Its time.

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Get bleak or get freak.

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ZUKE ONLY GOT WHAT SHE DESERVED

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THIS IS FOR ZUKE YOU FUCKINN ANIMALS
HYYYYYAAAAAA

>>85415484
Marvel sucks

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>Lady of the sea
>happy as can be
>can't help but wonder
>if she'd be happier with me

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>>85415505

Wow, Sardonyx can *not* handle being anything other than the center of attention.

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How I feel about the promo

>>85415454
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THE HORROR

>>85415055
The blue cocksucker couldn't stop riding Homeworld dick until she was flying back in SOW and happened to suddenly remember she raped a decorated Homeworld hero AND ONLY THEN turned around and gave up on going back and blowing her Diamond

>>85415484

mabbel's a cunt

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>>85415522
WE ALL GET WHAT WE DESERVE
RIGHT, REBECCA?

Roll http://www.rdinn.com/gem_generator.php for a random gem.
Draw a shitty Gemsona OC.
Post it here.

>>85415486
FAIL

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>>85415516
Is that supposed to be a Ruby.
Disgusting.

>>85415493
Does this shit happen to all kinds of creators? I never followed any 3DPD fanbase or hype so I don't know. It's probably even worse because there are way more people watching that shit than cartoons.

>>85415541
>>85415512
oops

it's not like you have to stare at the op for the whole thread

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>>85415522
US /FREAK/S NEVER GIVE UP

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Can anyone give me the rundown on what happened with Zuke? I've only been getting contradicting stories when I ask

>>85415486

See how the brown humanoid apes human emotion to fit in with her betters seamlessly.

A clever evolutionary trait adopted by many inferior races to fool and take advantage of the modern man.

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>>85415511
I haven't seen this shitpost in a long time

WHICH ONES GETTING DELETED

PLACE YOUR BETS

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>>85415556
>5556
Oh the irony.

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Sardonyx is a cute!

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>>85415550
you wot m8?

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>>85415535
Wrong shirt, lapis

>>85415552
I got Malachite. Don't feel like drawing anyway.

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>>85415535

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E N D G A M E

>>85415579
>Cowtits
Goodbye.

>>85415538
where is that new bingo

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>>85415486

>>85415516
I mean Doc clearly liked it

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white diamond leak

s4e14 era two

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>tfw /sug/ has turned into a shithole right as the nuke ends

mods please ban us

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>>85415600
>implying that the corrupted soon-to-be shattered gem will join the team

>>85415506
Awww, you gonna cry you glorified /b/-tard? Why don't you go back to your containment board.

>>85415538
I kinda miss when Garnet was more stoic and refined, it was cool

>>85415562
Short version: Yuropoor complains because Zuke complains about leaks. Zuke confesses to being a lapidotfag, poops her pants and deletes her twitter. Everyone goes apeshit over it for two hours.

>>85415522
Shit like this is why nobody likes you guys.

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>>85415535
>tfw the original guy didn't live to see happy lapis

how many people do you think left this world without knowing if their waifu gained happiness?

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>>85415621
I'm not going down without a fight
I'll bully everyone on /co/ so help me god

>>85415626

Tumbling down tumbling down tumbling dooOOooown

>>85415621
were on weekly now

besides if anything it would get shittier as we merge with the even shittier crowd that has stayed in /trash/ this whole time

>>85415564
Okay virgin.

>>85415621
Sorry fucker, we're here for 3 more weeks AT LEAST

>>85415562
zuke is a pussy and gets triggered by random people who tweet her things that she disagrees with

she finally cracked and committed suicide

>>85415562
>tweets about her farts
>she's a gAyYYY woman
>doesn't bring the phantom pooper at CN headquarters to justice
>shits on Jasper
>advocates piracy
>goes on a blocking spree
>IM GAYYYYYY GAY GAY
>I LURVE LAPPERDAWT
>(deletes account)

>>85415313
Sadness.

>>85415629
>Lol no y-you go back xD

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>>85415542

Nigger she literally said that she didn't recognize homeworld anymore and warned Steven that shit was fucked up over there. During The Return/Jailbreak she was put in a fucking cell and later revealed to have been forced to be Peridot's informant.

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>>85415600
There's not enough bug.

>it's a sardonyx kinkshaming smoky quartz episode
Meh. When's the next episode guys?

I hope they start putting foreboding noises in the credits the closer Homeworld invasion is

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>>85415632
Alright, gotcha
Thanks anon

>>85415505
I love it.

Can someone draw zuke as a zuke Nukem, smoke a cigar and shouts 'BYE' then does a kickflip out of a building named Twitter?

>>85415564
(you)

>>85415516
Well I definitely like this haircut more than the Afro.

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>>85415542
>The blue cocksucker couldn't stop riding Homeworld dick until she was flying back in SOW
[citation needed]

>she raped a decorated Homeworld
(pic related)

>>85415454
Guys guys I got this. I have a BBC, If you guys fund me a plane trip I'll go down to LA pipe the fuck out of Zuke and convince her that Jasper should be redeemed.

Sound good? I'll post my kickstarter..

How do the different show artists do Jasper? whats the difference exactly? Ive seen comparison images for pearl and garnet. Which ones take it easy on the jaw?

>>85415646

How absolutely disgusting. Not a single American person represented. Racism at it's finest! -Trump

>>85415562
Sucrose told her that lapidot would not be canon so she killed herself

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MalaCUTE

>>85415626
Eh, I don't know about her being shattered.

Definitely "dead" though

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Do you guys think that Sardonyx can project holograms from Pearl's gem?

Also, I recently rewatched Reformed, and when I got to the part where Amethyst first reforms badly with four feet, I started thinking.

Basically, do you think that if Amethyst was like "shit, I reformed badly. Garnet, can you poof me?", do you think Garnet would have done it?

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so Amethyst's arc was pretty great

who is gonna get the next arc and how will it go?

I'm betting on Lapis

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zuke when she thinks about dicks not attached to japanese fuckboys

>>85415538
>tape
She literally sat down and made that

Why are they making my waifu so shit, Pearl is the one who makes dumb faces and acts all embarrassing

>>85415682
Watch the episode faggot
Same Old World

>>85415621
I only want to go back so I can post lewd shit again

>>85415687
>inb4 "This is so crazy.. it might just work!"

>>85415486
>POO

>>85415634
it's not the freak's fault lapidotfags can't take a joke

>>85415649
It's like homeworld down there.

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>>85415664
>phantom pooper
haha, what was that?

>>85415696
yes

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i give know your fusion 8/10

>>85415714
youre welcome to get out, /trash/ didnt stop making /sug/

>>85415664
>used Twitter
>made jokes
>couldn't handle the fandom
/freaks/ can't not twist facts

>>85415538
Somewhere between hype and HYPE.

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What Steven Universe merchandise do you own?

What Steven Universe merchandise would you like to see/buy?

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so, /sug/, can we talk about how "Love Like You" is Pink Diamond singing to Rose?


>If I could begin to be
>Half of what you think of me
>I could do about anything
>I could even learn how to love

Pink Diamond acknowledges that Rose, like the rest of her followers, blindly adores her, even though she has no concept of love.

>When I see the way you act
>Wondering when I'm coming back
>I could do about anything
>I could even learn how to love
>Like you

Pink Diamond isn't always around Rose, but she is eager to be in her company.


>I always thought I might be bad
>Now I’m sure that its true
>‘cause I think you’re so good
>And I’m nothing like you

Pink Diamond begins to realize what she's doing to Earth is wrong. Rose has control over organic life and can appreciate it but Pink Diamond cannot.

>Look at you go
>I just adore you
>I wish that I knew
>What makes you think I'm so special

Pink Diamond acknowledges Rose is right and that, even though she herself is a diamond, she's not as important as her followers make her out to be.


>If I could begin to do
>Something that does right by you
>I would do about anything
>I would even learn how to love

Pink Diamond understands by this point that the only way for Earth to be safe is for her to no longer exist. Thus, she allows Rose to shatter her.


>When I see the way you look
>Shaken by how long it took
>I could do about anything
>I could even learn how to love like you


Right after Rose lands the fatal blow, before she shatters.

>Love me like you

Her final wish.

>>85415562
Zuke: LEAKS ARE EVIL REEEEEE
Yurop anon: We dont get the new episodes until months later, leaks are our only choice
Zuke: LAPIDOT FOREVER [Deletes account]

>>85415667
Mad. /pol/ is a laughing stock outside your little circle jerk. Stay mad :-)

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If he never wears a shirt, where does he get his tanlines?

>>85415620
>new episode
Sure

Will wife if real so pls stay away

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>>85415696
Im unsure why poofing would even carry a stigma. Its not actually killing them and doesnt even seem to hurt

>>85415700
What would they even do with a lapis arc? Having something to do with jasper would be logical choice but there's no way jasper would be back so soon, same with bismuth. It honestly feels like her character developement is stuck in the mud.

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>>85415700
Either Lapis or Jasper.
But I'd rather it be someone who actually deserves some help.

>>85415729
Someone was dropping gigantic logs in all the bathrooms at the CN office buildings that wouldn't flush

They were never caught

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Which gym mom is better, /sug/?

>>85415751
I block the sun when he fucks me

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>>85415691
kys yourself

>>85415704
Because its fusion, Garnet is never this way with anything else.

>>85415679
You like Ruby when she looks like a generic anime girl painted red.
So you don't like Ruby at all.

>>85415762

Why would Sugar turn herself in?

>>85415632
>tumblr throws hissy fit over shipping

For fucks sakes.

>>85415621

This nuke had great episodes but it's almost how with every passing day my opinion of /sug/ just kept going down to end with the shit-cherry being the shitstorm over zuke's twitter

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If singles then all /freaks/ get purged

>>85415632
I hate these types of fans that bother creators of a show but can anyone explain what's so fucking bad when people who can't watch it on television are downloading it?
The only fucking alternative would be not watching the show at all which would only lead to less fans and fanart. Hell I would even buy figures if they existed to support the show and to own a figure of my waifu.

>>85415742
I've been meaning to get a Mr Universe shirt
I'd but a peridot or lion plushie, and a figure if they made one that wasn't shit.

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>>85415757
>being a poofta

>>85415749
you're late for your weekly abortion

>>85415744
stop posting fake leaks

>>85415718
>IN

>>85415751
That's residual magic from when he used to fuck Rose non-stop in her room

>>85415672
>Two episodes in a row of soft quite sea shore noises

Yeah something is definitely up

>>85415751
It's radiation burns from all the gem magic. Steven's part ghoul so he's immune.

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>>85415732

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>>85415742
http://www.cartoonnetworkshop.com/product/mobile/steven+universe+mr.+universe+adult+black+t-shirt+sttvtat549.do
Thinking of buying this t-shirt, does anyone here own it? Is it good quality?

Is Zuke mentally ill? How could she allow the thoughts of other people affect her the way it did?And why didn't she just look away from the monitor?

>>85415696
Probably, if they can summon weapons i dont see why they cant do holograms.

And yes, but "Shit, i reformed badly." probably doesnt happen without some sort of intention, like when she was being a little shit about it.

>>85415763
Opal.
I shudder to think what the Steven and Pearl Rainbow Quartz will be.

>>85415782
To take the blame from true culprit, her man Ian

Why do you think he had to quit?

Anyone got a link to the new promo?

>>85415662
Tumblr pls go. We know it's you

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>>85415786
If dubs we all get purged

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>>85415760
Peetle was a beacon of purity amongst a sea of shit gems, she didn't deserve this.

>>85415796
>LOO

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Man /sug/, we're really on a downward spiral aren't we

>>85415687

I, too, have a BBC. We can spit roast Zuke together, only then she will grant our wishes.

>>85415742

Today I bought Steven's shirt, 'Believe in Steven' shirt, Steven pop keychain, and two small figurines (Peridot and Garnet). Store was having a sale and I had never bought SU stuff so I said fuck it

>>85415796

>THE

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>>85415562
>>85415632
>>85415664

She didn't shit on Jasper and she didn't say anything about Lapidot, just Lapis and Peri as characters
Stop spreading misinformation, you cunts

>>85415732
best edit in a long time

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>>85415691
don't post again

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Gotta light?

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>>85415786
I've been out of the loop. What the hell are /freaks/?

>>85415840
She boarded KYF, CUNT

I always wondered, whose eyes belong to who on Sardonyx and how you can visibility see how they feel, because there was a point when the bottom eyes where happy while the top were thinking

GOD DAMN IT STOP HASSLING ZUKE I JUST WANNA READ HER SHITPOSTS REEEEEEE

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>>85415763
easy

The True Last Villain is BLACK DIAMOND.


HE is the biggest evil of the universe. HE will destroy everyone who dare the oppose him with his ultimate power: PATRIARCHY

The poor and helpless Diamonds are just trying to stop his powerful and viril thrust inside their homeworld galaxy. Pink Diamond was the first to fall, she was attacked by surprise by this defiling intergalactic beast. He grab her from behind and violently thrust her with his big dark and sharp weapon, the thrust was so powerful that her gem shattered after she let out a loud moan. Everyone hear it but was to late and we lost this sweet and innocent Diamond.

Is possible to identify the defiler, when he approaches to a star system you can hear his horrific shout swiggity swooty im comin fo dat gem booty That will give you time to reach the nearest Galaxy Warp. We have not yet identified the meaning of this filthy language but we will not fail you comrades WE WILL DEFEAT THE PATRIARCHY AND THE BIG BLACK D.

UPDATE: Ten battalions of quartz and rubies were sent to deal with this aberrant black creature.

JOIN THE RESISTANCE AGAINTS THE PATRIACHY OF BLACK DIAMOND.

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>>85415758
have her actually become a Crystal Gem, deal with her problems and past with them that she was been ignoring

have her interact with Amethyst, Garnet and most importantly Pearl

>>85415856
Jasperfags

>>85415538
Is there anything interesting to Garnet other than being a fusion.

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>>85415830
/trash/ when?

>>85415856
jasperfags who embrace their degeneracy

>>85415771

Rectally ravaged sock-puppet licking the boots of a senile old man.

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/sug/ has been infiltrated by newfags. Post your oldest SU image and the date added to your computer (right click > Properties)
Tuesday, December 3, 2013

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>>85415830
Needs more love bug.

>It didnt land.
>Pick it back up! Pick it back up!

Fucking love this show

>>85415863
She's gone bro
Gone like Lapis character development

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>>85415751
He sometimes wears t-shirts.
>>85415866
>Pic Related

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what gem types would Optimus Prime and Megatron be?

>>85415791
Oh you got me. But I know how beet red you are behind your little screen, shaking and muttering to yourself. Your mom will call out to you to ask what's going on when you punch your wall and whisper how you're going to teach me a lesson, and youll reply "N-nothing!"

But she'll know. She'll know her own flesh and blood is getting mad at the internet again. I feel bad for her.

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>>85415732
but anon, it's her adorable smile you should be looking at

>>85415866
>The True Last Villain is organic life

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>dat self-loathing.

>>85415800
>a few more episodes of sea noises happen
>people eventually think there are no more ending songs
>the next episode is revealed to finally have a new ending song
>anons wait until after the episode to hear it
>it begins to play
>X GON GIVE IT TO YA

>>85415840
>tune in tonight at when your sister is done torrenting supernatural so you can watch steven universe on vimeo
haha, that's actually pretty funny

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>>85415742
I bought that dress, have 2 of the necklaces (debating about getting the Cookie Cat set, too), the Garnet Funko, the Rose mystery figure, and the hairbows.

I wouldn't mind more SU inspired jewelry along the lines of what is already being sold, where it's inspired by the show but isn't super blatant. Plus, Jasper figurines.

>>85415875
She can fight

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>>85415856
Jasperfags, who have been cemented as the cancer of /sug/ as of recent threads.

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>>85415849

NO SMOKING IN THE HOUSE!

BAD PEARL, BAD!

now get back to polishing my pearl.

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>>85415875
The writers have just stopped trying and it's really frustrating, she's basically become a prop they wheel out when someone fuses

My wife deserves better

>>85415866
But does HE have style?

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>>85415885
She tweaks my heartstrings

>>85415895
Honestly I thought it was gonna be eating food.

Self-loathing works too, though

>>85415860
Yes, because she is the only writer of this episode, and the only person on the show to make desicions. It was clearly her and only her deliberate idea to make a Jasper joke.

Looks like Zuke finally got juked.

Where were you when it happened, SUG?

>>85415887
She'll come back like she did last time. But I'll miss her.

>>85415907
Jasperfags have every right to be loud and proud

They've been waiting since Jailbreak

>>85415891
If I did that for you, it'd be the closest thing to love you'd ever hypothetically experience.

>>85415903
>dress
A-Anon, that's hot

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i drew a pink pearl.. what do u guis think??

>>85415776
I didn't know the character was defined entirely by their haircut. In that case I guess I don't like Red Afro.

>>85415869
The question is how, she seems fairly content to stay in the barn forever, and they have no real reason to interact in a lengthy way.
I guess steven could have some sorta bonding episode, but he should know by now that it's not a very good idea to force relationships.

>>85415799
this is my new canon

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>>85415763
why not both?

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>>85415889
Black Diamond is shit diamond and shit cheese

>>85415895
yeah Sardoynx is pretty much the worst fusion

she is basically a combination of all the worst things about both Garnet and Pearl

>Amethyst and Steven did something amazing
>lets make them feel as worthless as we can

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i'd rather be in reddit right now and that's saying a fucking lot

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>>85415907
fuck off with this cancer meme, we're not nerly as bad as peri, lapis, or pearlfags

>>85415907
Antijasperfags and people STILL hanging on to the Rose is Pink Diamond are easily more common and annoying

Now I have just about had ENOUGH /sug/

Why is dancing no longer required?! I fucking LOVED that. Is it just because it would fuck up the pacing in an action sequence?

>>85415757
I think it hurts as much as would for us, only they get to poof right away instead of endure the pain for a minute or two until death like we would

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>>85415620
Well I like it at least better than the rest I've seen so far. Might be because I like the color black though, will we ever get a black gem? I man actual black not black black.

>>85415895
this hit a little too close to home

>>85415943
Yawn. Lame. Not surprising the man child deprived of real human interaction can't think of a worthwhile comeback. You bore me, /pol/slime. Run along now.

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>>85415856

Fuck that, I just bought special beard shampoo and succulent oils to gloss it with.

>>85415935
On my ass
I will browse some Lapidot out of respect.

eh on second thought

>>85415935
She didn't get juked, she juked the faggots

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>>85415856

>>85415807
>Is Zuke mentally ill?
She's human, so probably yes.

>>85415959
At least they were self-aware enough to realize what they were doing.

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>>85415949
That's a low gem senpai
>ywn get to touch it in a lewd manner just to annoy her

>>85415950
Almost nothing on that drawing looks like the character.>>85415950

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>>85415862
i always assumed the bigger pair was Pearl's
going off how Rainboq Quartz's bigger eyes are hers

another question is why she has 4 eyes when her components have 5 in total

>>85415856
He actually looks better without it. On the left he just looks like your typical nu male

>>85415949
I give her my Authoritive D

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Is he "our" guy?

>>85415991
you didn't even say I was wrong

>>85415935
Right here, watching all these retarded Jasperfags twisting the facts so that they can blame someone for their shit waifu being made fun of in the recent episode exactly like she deserves

>>85415968
When's the last time we had REAL dancing? Cry For Help and Jailbreak

unacceptable!

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>>85415879
Probably midnight, knowing /co/. Or maybe they're just waiting for the shitposting to reach critical mass like hsg did, and there'll just be a mod post saying, no more /sug/ until next week

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>>85415562

Most of the replies are rather suscinct and fair representations of what happened at least on twitters end.

As to the shitshow that was the /sug/ general preceding this one, the general before that had a joke about how it was /freak/s who harassed her off and then in the next one a combination of people pretending to be retarded and people actually being retarded stared blaming /freak/s over it and acting like anything of value was lost even if they were at fault.

In the end, /freak/s win this nonexistent internet fight because they're the ones smiling harder in the end.

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post lapidot in memorial of zuke

>>85416028
the small jewish boy hates us

>>85415875
Shes still the mothering leader of the team you know

>>85415804
get it one size larger then you usually wear, It shrunk a little on me when I bought it.

Fabric is thick and soft though.

>>85415980
Cool gem.

>>85416039
Super Watermelon Island anon

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Reminder that this single post from a popular fandom blogger with 10k followers was the sole reason for pushing Zuke over the edge, and all because she didn't confirm Amedot immediately.

>>85415866
Patriarchy as the final true villain is actually plausible.

Too bad it won't be as funny as this post.

>>85415826
Zuke is the one who should limit herself to tumblr is she can't handle it when people tweet anything that isn't praising her art/writing or lapis and peridot

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>>85415964
No one in the SU fandom has it as bad as us Malafags. Not only is she one of the few interesting designs on the show, but she's had maybe 10 minutes of total screentime. Less than Jasperfags, I kind of envy them now. Jasper could at least be coming back. Malachite is NEVER coming back.

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>>85415951
well I think they could do one with Amethyst quite easily, Beta could have been that episode if Amethyst wasn't so messed up at the time

Peridot could also cause it to happen if she starts being more of a Crystal Gem, getting an outfit change and maybe spending time at the temple instead of wasting time watching tv with Lapis

>>85416031
I have nothing to prove to the bottom rung of human society. Why are you still here? Need to show you're not absolutely destroyed by what I said?

>>85416039

Super Watermelon Island for fusion and Beta for just casual semi dancing

>>85416065
that blogger feels really bad, if you look at their recent posts

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>>85416048
Pearl will bear Lapidot's baby out of respect.

>>85416058
Thank you for sharing.

>>85415983
All really good comedians hate themselves or the world

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Sorry this took so long.
Hope you enjoy it, you few anons who requested it.

>>85415866
i swear if a character on SU even starts saying 'patriarchy' im dropping this so hard

>>85415968
it looks like Steven and Connie are dancing (badly) in the promo

>>85416046
You fucking newfag, we're not in hiatus so /sug/ is going nowhere for 3 weeks minimum

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>>85415895
>tfw you relate a lot to Smoky
>tfw all the themes of deep self hatred hit too close to home
This show makes me feel too much sometimes.

>>85416065
This is dumb but thinking Zuke would be justified in getting all triggered over this is also dumb

>>85416014
after they did it

Like that really isn't a positive thing, its like saying your dumb enough to accidentally shoot someone but at least your smart enough to realize you shot someone

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>>85416099
>that slight cameltoe

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>>85416065
HAHAHA! i can't even.

>>85416021
And? I said I liked that particular haircut instead of the regular box on her head. I didn't make any comment about the rest of the picture.

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Finally Stevonnie gets a noticably differrent costume.

>>85416110
"patriarchy" probably doesn't exist in SU anyway

>>85416072
She limits her tumblr use cuz faggots their take shipping seriously.

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>>85415962

>>85416109
Wow this is good

Stop making me like worst fusion

>>85416044
The hell. Smokey was like 3.5 meters tall. Here she is like 2 meters absolute MAX.

>>85416085
Beta doesn't count dummy
Fusion dancing

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The mass corruption was the result of Pink Diamond dying. When Centipeedle drew the three diamond symbols, it was the missing one she meant to draw attention to. Conspiracy theory, or conspiracy FACT??

>>85416074
I wouldn't be surprised if she does. Sucrose and her crew know their lore; Malachite is toxic in water but out of water is known for its "healing" properties. Jasper and Lapis will probably fuse again to work out their issues away from the ocean and you'll have your waifu back

>>85415890
That's too hard since their character histories can be all over the place, for simplicities sake, Optimus is Rose and Megatron is Yellow D.
The absolute best parallel though is Peridot and Starscream
>abnormally durable
>scientifically minded
>worked in experiments that created new life
>switched sides (Peridot actually stayed once she'd switched though)
>arrogant as fuck
>disdain for the villainous leader.

>>85416124
It wasn't the single post, it was the ensuing barrage from the blogger's 10k followers.
>>85416098
Yeah, feels bad about Amedot not being confirmed, they defended their stance on making the post.

>>85416003
I remember watching the documentary that's from and wishing death would take me then and there. God, I hate hipsters.

>>85415621
>turned into
but yeah /sug/ is a big fat leaky barrel of cancer

end all generals, end /trash/

containment is a myth

>>85416140
I mean it's just a combo of Steven's clothes and Connie's training gear

>>85416140
Looks like Connie's training uniform with Steven's t shirt underneath.

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>>85416048
tumblr artists fags don't want you to post their art

>>85416115
you fucking newfag, mod's moods vary, especially on /co/

>>85416140
They are looking more and more guyish

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>>85416109
dayyyuuum, that's nice!

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i heard that if you post enough lapidot, you can summon zuke

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>>85416122

>>85416080
You embarrassed yourself the minute you shit on a post just because it mentioned /pol/ in a not-completely-negative light. And you carried the argument over into this thread like a petty asshole. No one thinks you're smart, or cool, you have no fucking friends, and no one here cares if you get the last word in.

Back. To. Tumblr.

Know your fusion is a really weird episode.

>>85415931
Which Jasper joke is everybody even talking about?

>>85416140
It's the lack of jeanshorts for once

>>85416140
why is she so tiny

>>85416183

it was fine a couple hours ago, then some faggot had the great idea to post the zuke twitter thing and here we are, covered in shit

>>85416160
>liking sugilite or stevonnie over sardonyx
This show is not for you, please stop watching it today

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I blame /freaks/ for being whiny babbys and spreading lies among newfags.

>>85416179
Why are all periships absolute cancer? Lapidot, Amedot, and Stevidot have some of the worst shippers I have ever seen.

>>85415538
What is this from?

>>85416192
Listen, if Homestuck can have a daily thread when the series has been over for months, we can last six days. Don't be so dramatic.

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>>85416099
dear fucking god I thought we'd seen the last of pregnant gem fetish
>also that cameltoe

>>85415903
i think i'd do anything for an correctly proportioned jasper figure. i'd be content with a pop figure though. even though they were probably put into production before she was first introduced, I'm still mad they left her out

What is this zuke everyone's talking about?

>>85416140
Why is holopearl bigger?

>>85415722

A rigid, deterministic caste system based off of mineral type that kills any that are misshapen or deviate from the purpose they where created for?

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Havent seen this outfit since s1 if im correct

>>85416226
https://youtu.be/YfFvvQz_Kow

>>85416173
I'm not 100% on this but doesn't the show hint that Pink Diamond died long before the corruption bomb went off.

>>85416165
Heights are merely relative in the show, they vary a lot. she towers over Garnet near the end of the episode.

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Assuming i impregnated all of ruby squad and they each turned into a child and all fused together, what would happen

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>Jasper calls her some lost, defective Pearl
>Peridot points out Pearls should belong to somebody

Pearl must be fixed! Who should own Pearl?

>>85415916
>stopped trying
She doesn't have an arc right now cunt
They already spent so much time with her season 1 and part of 2

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>>85416160
I feel the same

>These two worst fusions talking cringeworthy shit about my Jasper's tragic breakdown

Naww man, naww

>>85416065
Camp Pining Hearts didn't even try to tease Amedot

It was either Jaspidot, Jaspis, or Lapidot

>>85416225
All shippers are some of the worst shippers you have ever seen.

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8/10 good end to the nuke.

Thank fucking christ we're back to weekly episodes though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp24HfjNrjk

>Board Team Predictions
Buddy's Book: Lamar and Katie
Mindful Education: Colin and Jeff
Future Boy Zoltron: Raven and Paul

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>>85416212

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>/co/-/sug/ about zuke
>1200 posts

>/trash/-/sug/
>1 post that says "have you heard about zuke, she deleted her twitter"
>idgaf
>no mention otherwise

>>85416262
you'd have a very large idiot child

>>85416225
The SU fandom in general is really bad about ships. I actually miss the old days where people just shipped dumb, abusive shit 24/7 and stayed in their own lanes. Now we have people literally making call-out posts to the SHOW'S CREATORS for not pandering to their tastes hard enough. Not even taking into account all the people getting ran out of the fandom because they wanna fuck Jasper or whatever the hot-button issue of the week is now.

>>85416140
What the fuck is wrong with rose's sword thats fucking hilarious

>>85416262
If all the ruby kids look like each other then the 5 half ruby half faggot would just become bigger

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>>85416140
>that oufit

"WOULD YA LOOK AT ME, I'M SETTING RECORDS"

>>85416262
Would like a mix of characteristics of those 5 children. Would also look older and/or really tall

>>85416065
People finally need to realize that cartoons aren't just hobbies for most people. Cartoons are war.

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>>85416224

Is there any way to make newfags and casual viewers go?

I just want my comfy thread back.

Jesus Christ what the fuck did you do to us?

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Someone in the last thread asked for this.

>She calls it her eager dance.

I'm gonna shower, get something to eat, and make my lunch for tomorrow, but I might be back for more requests later.

>>85416238
Adorbable

>>85416243
amethystxperidot irl

>>85416250
>tiny Steven

Fucking GROW damn it

>>85416264
Me.

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>>85416225
yeah Stevethyst is only good ship

honestly though, Lapidot fags are cancer, Stevidot fags are just trolls no on actually believes in that ship

>>85416273
No one here takes shipping seriously. Suppose to be shitty faggot fun not srs bzns.

Only 12 years care about shipping seriously.

>>85416288
The creators are autistic shippers themselves, people used to have some semblance of professionalism. Honestly it's really only her that doesn't.

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>>85416240
I love this mockup. If only they turned out this lovely. Jasper and Rubies would probably come out the best

>>85416300
Wow, I can't believe Zuke tweeted that before deleting her twitter! What was she thinking!?

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>>85416286
/trash/ Doesn't deserve what we're going to do to it in a few weeks

>>85415620
I'm sorry: right now i'm hearing the voice of Rick coming out of White Diamond.

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Yfw "I made them myself"

What does "IEC" mean?

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>>85416052
She loves us, all of us