/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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First for Jasper does not get redeemed.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KWqXqR0L4v

>>85391892 Check THIS action out!

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>>85397829

Why watch SU when you got this masterpiece?

>>85397851
>link
Aw yes, Smokey Quartz theme has muffled screams of agony.
I called it.

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dicks out for jasper

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nth for PEAK OIL STEVEN

>>85397856
Why eat one cake when you can eat two cakes?

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>>85397856

>>85397862
the screams eat the bitrate away from the song way too much so i couldn't remove them without damaging the song too much

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>>85397834
Starting off strong, this made me laugh.

Hooray for Pericute.

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Can Steven bleed?

Kindergarten Kid was funny as hell and there is no reason to not enjoy it.

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Fuck one, Marry one, Kill one.

>>85397873
peri has a cute butt

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>>85397829
We're back, baby!

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Does this dog need to be neutered?

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You guys wait hours for the general to reach page 10, but took me about 5-10 minutes to bump all the threads at the bottom so it falls faster. Use your head guys.

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>>85397880
He can swell, at least.

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Will she ever get her own Pearl?

>>85397892
be patient

>>85397882
all three to all three

>>85397891
More Jasper doge

>>85397882
fuck blue pearl
marry terrifying renegade pearl
kill disgusting piss pearl

>>85397898
Fuck patience, if you can have it now you deserve it now

LEAK
WHEN
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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mfw people still think Rose is Pink Diamond.

>>85397892
GENIUS
I CALL FUCKING GENIUS

>>85397882
Fuck pearl
>With a gun
Kill yellow
>With a pillow
Marry blue
>With another gem glued to a candy bracelet

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ARMSTRONG APPRECIATION GROUP, ASSEMBLE!

>>85397910
be patient

>>85397892
You got lucky mate, that's a ban
Also I'm in no hurry

What if Pearl is defective because she was meant to be Pink Diamonds Pearl but have gem on the forehead?

>>85397892
SHHHHHH... You moron. You are not supposed to say that.

I have done it several time already, but you only do that when image limit is reached.

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Will the show ever end?

>>85397930
Not if your bumps are on topic to the thread

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>>85397902
I only have two images...

>>85397938
She's just not spherical. That's it.

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Hooray for Lapis!

>>85397940
Image limit was reached about 2 hours before I even started. How about you guys bump the threads at the bottom, but make sure they are on topic to the thread, otherwise you are flooding and you get a ban.

So how long until the hiatus?

>>85397896
She's floating in space and not a legend. No she will not be getting a Pearl.

>>85397938
With the forehead placement she may have been White Diamond's Pearl and been assigned to Rose Quartz because she was defective

>>85397956
When your new favorite show starts another bomb

>>85397955
SOP TALKING ABOUT IT, FOOL

THIS IS A FORBIDDEN TEKINIKU NO GAIJIN NOR MODS ARE SUPPOSE TO HEAR FROM!

>>85397912
>people who ever said lapis is blue diamond
>people who ever said rose is pink diamond
>people who ever said onion is yellow diamond

>>85397956
5000 minute years

>>85397882
Fuck Yearl, Marry Pearl, and Kill Bloople.

Sorry Bloople nothing personal. I imagine uptight Yellow Pearl would be crazy in bed and Pearl is my OG waifu.

>>85397956
It will reprise a weekly schedule next week.

So, how was the audience, for the nuke? Did the leak hurt the numbers?

>>85397970
>>85397940
As long as you break no rules the mods couldn't care less. I broke no rules, I made sure each bump was related to what the OP was talking about.

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>tfw you take all of Yellow Diamond's lines into consideration of her being incredibly bitter due to Pink Diamond being shattered there
Damn. She's not mad that Peridot fucked it up, she's mad that Peridot is repeating the same ideals that her sister's murderer had.

>>85397955
Please tell me you're not the guy who posted
"comics" in the Madman thread

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Could you imagine how awful it would be if weeks 1 & 2 were a weekly schedule

>>85397912
By know, they should know that Lion is Pink Diamond and that PD is the first gem to have gone from female to male transition. Also, from gem to animal. what a progressive show.

>>85397995
yay anon doesn't get banned and we get benefits.
Based anon

>>85397971
People is simplistic and they want to connect dots and make dumb theories based on what little we know, and they want to be the ones who "called" "it".

This "X is Y" happens in every fucking fandom, you just have to learn to roll with it. This is Lord English all over again.

>>85398002
Not "comics." Some other autist.

>>85397983
Oh, that's great actually. I was afraid we'll run out of episodes with this massive schedule, but I'm totally down for a weekly schedule.

>>85398004
Already rode that road with razzle dazzle dorito and pinedip.
Never again

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So, wait, is it "in scale", as in ins scale with the murals, or in scale with the actual diamonds.

>>85397971
>onion is yellow diamond
the hell

>>85398011
But Lord English actually was several people.

>>85398004
I still would have been okay with it.

Guys, can peri fuse?
It is show they are laid back on peridots and their powers on home world, so is there a possibility she can't?
I fucking hope not.
What are your opinions

>>85398042
She probably "can't" but then at the end of the episode she fuses anyway.

>>85397971
Most of these were in the dark ages.
A.K.A: part 1/2 of season 1

>>85398028
Yes.

>>85398028
what's the difference?

>>85397971
>>85398033
But Onion IS Yellow Diamond. It's Yellow Diamond's son, like Steven.

The YD you see in the communicator is just an hologram like Pearl can do them and Vidalia is the equivalent of Lion to Onion.

>>85398011
its really stupid tho. theyre clearly wrong. there was never evidence for it except "theyre the same color and itd be cool"

>>85398033
it was more of a joke theory, but a lot of people talked about it

>>85398028
Just go to the episode where you actually see yellow with a pearl probably of CGs pearls size, or the one with blue diamond and her pearl.

>>85398034
And yet the number people who were Lord English according to the theories vastly outnumbers the four people he ended up being.

>>85398042
I think she can, I don't see why not.
basically this >>85398047

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Will Pearl ever be Earl again?

>>85398052
There is a difference if the murals aren't in 1:1 scale.

>>85397999
>"What do you know about the Earth?"
>She didn't mean it as in, "What do you know that the Earth has that I don't", she meant it as "What do you know about the Earth, that miserable rock that cost me the life of my dear sister"
>She gets more and more pissed when Peridot starts going along with motives that Rose had
That's heavy as fuck, dude. Nice trips.

>>85398048
ik but back then we still had good theories like garnet was a fusion

>>85397896
I hope the rubies come back. Also by her tone and the was she bit her dagger i'm like 90% sure that Pearls are for sexual.

>>85397882
fuck pearl, marry yellow pearl, kill blue pearl

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What would you do with your own Pearl?

>>85398073
we've SEEN yellow diamond.
and she obviously is that big

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Is Peridot a loser?

>>85398089
Wonder what the hell I did to get one and why I don't remember, then probably freak out and go inna woods alone for the rest of my life.

>>85398096
Everyone loses in this show.
In fact, peridot has lost the LEAST.
Because peridot is BEST GEM

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>>85397882
I'll marry the smug pearl. She may have worst hair, but I can't resist tsuns.

Doesn't matter on the other 2. Depends what they're into, I guess.

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Is her corrupt form a frog?

>>85398111
Her corrupt form is a fucking Nokia phone

>>85398109
I don't think he's talking about fights anon.

>>85398096
yes.
but she's cute.

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>>85398110
posting a couple more poils

>>85398084
I want to see the other Ruby weapons and to see them all fuse

>>85397856

Why eat chocolate when pizza exists?

>>85397881

Meep meep!

>>85397880

He will.

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Why does Pearl hate humans?

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>>85398123
If I had my own, I'd train with her.

>>85398128
Because she's a cunt

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Here's some food for thought.

In Star Wars, Obi Wan told Luke Skywalker that Darth Vader killed his father, but then it'sshown that he's actually his father. Obi Wan didn't really lie, he was just speaking metaphorically.

Maybe the case with Rose Quartz and Pink Diamond could be the same?

>>85398128
she doesn't.
She's just brutally honest.

What did we learn today?
Peridot cannot be poofed.
SHE GOT FUCKING MAULED!
CRUSHED TWICE.
FELL OF A KILOMETRE HIGH CLIFF!
AND SHE DIDN'T GET POOFED!
PERI COULD LITERALLY BEAT THE DIAMONDS WITHOUT GETTING ANY DAMAGE!

>>85398128
She's just telling the truth, anon.

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>>85398135

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>>85398123
You're doing gods work.

>>85398125
We've seen them all fuse unless you are talking about all their weapons.

>>85398138
stop

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>>85398111
Froooooooooog Basebaaaaaaaaaall!!!

i want to fuse with peri

I personally think pros are too hard on blue diamond.

The only time we have been given any info about how she treats her subjects is when she's helping out on a Andy rife with rebbelion where any and all subjects are possible traitors and they probably feel they gotta end it before it gets out of hand(or worse if it's later on).

It's not exactly a very typical situation.

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>>85398147
That's all my poils. If anyone has more, please share.

>>85398160
You cannot fuse with peri.
You never will.

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>>85397999
>>85398074
Guys please it's barely 5:30 am
Still too early for the mindblows

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>>85398138
In Star Wars Luke made out with his sister, I honestly think those movies aren't as great and masterful as people seem to think they are.

>>85398142
>Peridot cannot be poofed
except for that time when she was poofed

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Where are the Sneople?

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Best ship?

>>85398189
definitely not a Ssssssssssneople

>>85398138
Except Rose shattering PD was witnessed first hand so the theory is retarded.

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When will Steven and Connie make babies?

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>>85398110
"Worst hair" FUCK YOU!!

>>85398184
Garnet didn't poof her.
Garnet fisted her into clouds.

>>85398196
his ears r fuckin donuts

LEAKS OUT

>>85398199
What if they lied about witnessing it?

>>85398089
Wouldn't that be a threesome?

>>85398211
FOR HARAMBE

>>85398211
link

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>>85397856
>Why eat edible food when you can eat dog shit?

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List the characters penises from smallest to biggest.

>>85398213
Eyeball doesn't lie.

>>85397941

Yes, once peaceful coexistence has been achieved between the Gems and humanituy

Or when the show is cancelled

Whichever comes first.

>>85398028

With the murals. The diamonds are about twice as big as they are in reality - at least Yellow and Blue.

>>85398089

Instruct her to clean my house.

>>85398096

No. Absolutely not. They took her robots, her cybernetic limbs and her freedom, then they took all her certainties away, and even her new friends abandoned her and turned on her; and then she discovered her adored leader had feet of clay. And what did she do? Did she give up? Hell no. She practically literally told her fallen goddess to go fuck herself even as nobody stood by her side, and she did it on her own terms, because she believed it was the right thing to do.

On her own, she went through the same developmental arc Rose Quartz must have - even though she is only a little Second Era Peridot.
And what did she do next?
Only saved the entire planet. You're welcome.

Peridot is not only not a loser, she is awesome.

>>85398162
Wow auto correct what the fuck happened here?

>>85398209
derpest lore

>>85398196
Steven loves caressing Lars's right nipple.

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Remember mom swap?

>>85397896
Good confirmation that same gems can summon different weapons. So Rubies aren't limited to punchgloves.

>>85397999
>>85398074
shiiit

>>85398227
This.

>>>/aco/777085

>>85398213
Rubies are actually too stupid to lie, if they could they would have found Amethyst out the second she opened her mouth.

>>85398245
This is cute, do you have more?

>>85398211
you gonna link it faggot?

>>85398238
It's because Lars used to be a girl

>>85398158
Do you think Vedalia and Greg ever fucked? I think they did, since she tells Steven that Greg used to be super hot (I agree with her desu).

>>85398115

...I can accept that.

>>85398128

...Have you been paying attention? Even the nice humans in SU are completely involved in their own little world and have no concept of the immense events going on around them. They are little more than animals. Do you hate rabbits? Probably not, but you don't feel they're on your level, either, probably.

>>85398199

Witnessed first hand by a Ruby who was fooled by Amethyst pretending to be Jasper in that very same episode. Was that coincidence? I don't believe in coincidences in this show.

>>85398245
I was just thinking about this yesterday. If they do another April Fools joke episode like Say Uncle, this is what I want.

>>85398276
Oh yeah, THAT theory.
What would his Girl-name been?
Laretta?

>>85398209
His name is Donut Boy after all.

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Where are the SU toys?

>>85398295
Oh god, good question but did you need to post that picture?

I dare someone to re-enact the peridot-tulpa incident again

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Do Pearls need to be servant girls?

>>85398096
>leader of the crystal gems
>poofed jasper, the "ultimate quartz"
>more durable than both amethyst and eyeball, who were made to be soldiers
no, peridot is the most powerful character in the entire show

>>85398213

She had no reason to lie. I think she simply did not see what she thought she saw.

Gems in general are not good at lying and deception.

>>85398227

...Dude. Can there be any doubt that a character literally named 'Murdercock' is at the top?

>>85398245

>Ankle ring

Mmmmm....

>>85398291
Laramie.

>>85398295
Fucking faggot wasting an image. Stupid nigger you should be b& for this gay ass shit

>>85398301
It's from Carebears, a toy shilling thing.

>>85398291
Laramie you dolt

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>Be me, Crystal Gem soldier
>Rose's Bismuth gives me some new weapon, called a "Smashing Tip" or some shit like that
>Jesus Christ this is heavy
>Tells me to aim it at a testing dummy and try it out
>Finally manage to lift it up high enough to aim it
>Arm is shaking from the weight of it, Diamonds this is fucking heavy as balls
>Bismuth tells me to fire it
>As I fire it, the recoil knocks my arm back and it impales her straight in the chest, shattering her
>mfw I have to go explain to fucking Rose that Bismuth gave me some kinda gem crusher, and I accidentally her blacksmith with it
God, this is the worst day.

>>85398312
What incident?

>>85398320
Don't forget she was the one who alerted the CG's of the Cluster.
Nigga saving the entire planet.

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Tfw /freaks/ think redemption is endgame

>>85398337
Oh.

>>85398331
I wish they were shilling toys because I would buy them. I want a $300 figure of all the CG's standing on a warp pad.

You hear that Cartoon Network? I have money, it's up to you to take it. I've spent over $600 on motherfucking Amiibos so I'm not fucking around here.

>>85398345
Better off just defecting back to the diamonds, less painful

>>85398328
Oh please, these threads burn out in like two hours or some shit, it hardly matters. If you lose your chance to post an image this thread another one will be up before you know it.

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i love her so much

>>85398358
> I've spent over $600 on motherfucking Amiibos
Jesus

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>>85398295
Mystery Minis are the best thing out right now, but they're not exactly toys per se. CN's really dropped the ball on the merchandise with SU, especially with toys.

>>85398278

Did Vidalia and Rose ever meet, I wonder?

>>85398291

Laramy?

>>85398316

After about 6000 years of living free, Pearl still admits that she needs to serve people.
>TFW she is less enamored of Rose Quartz as a person than as a mistress

It's a pretty big problem. How do you 'free' people who are not naturally inclined to want to be free? A willing slave is a paradox.

For that matter, if we don't fault the Pearls for wanting to serve, we can't fault the Diamonds, who were presumably made to lead, for wanting to lead.

...Sheeeeit. I think I opened a moral can of worms there. What to choose? Being true to yourself or being able to be free?

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>>85398279
Anon no shut your dumb fucking mouth.

Eyeball saw Rose shatter Pink Diamond and Garnet said they all did things they're not proud of during the war, Garnet and Pearl also stopped functioning when Rose shattering PD was brought up. Pink Diamond is dead and Rose killed her, there is no debate about this, no keikaku's.

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Full version of this?

>>85398128
This show so badly needs a competent human character that's spent his entire life inventing mindblowing technology from old gem shit he's been reverse engineering to put her in her fucking place.

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>Peridot pretending to be a roadrunner gem

>Suddenly she kicks her

What the fuck bitch

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>>85398366
I get the feeling that the diamonds wouldn't be too forgiving.

>>85398377
It's not hard when you have like 58 of them. I don't regret it they look nice.

>>85398384
I wasn't on here when this episode dropped, did anyone ship this?

>>85398380
>Did Vidalia and Rose ever meet, I wonder?
Probably, yeah.

Now I'm said that the Amethyst turning into Rose plot wasn't developed, and they probably dropped it because it was too dark.

>>85398227
Greg<Lion<Mr. Smiley<Pizza Dad<Marty<Kevin<Sour cream<Buck<Fry guys<Mayor Dewie<Mr.Maheswaran<yellow tail<Onion<Jamie (eunuch).

and Steven

>>85398384
But you're not getting it!
Everything they say in the show is a LIE, characters are always LYING, this way we can have shitty PLOST TWISTS in every chapter!

>>85398346

Someone tried to create a 'tulpa' (A semi-autonomous mindform which represents itself to the creator as an actual presence, similar to 'augmented reality' - except in the mind) of Peridot for the purpose of having sex with it.

Of course it went hilariously wrong. The Peridot was misshapen and screamed all the time.

I don't know how it ended. Presumably either the tulpa or its creator were terminated.

>>85398349

True, but initially only to save her own skin.

>>85398352

I have to say I kind of object to the term 'redemption'. You can't really say Jasper's actions were unethical, given her background.

I just realized something.

WHen Steven and lars switched bodies.
Lars was naked and a "magazine" was on his face.

before he went to sleep......
was....he....

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What's your LEAST favorite episode?

>>85398400
I agree that the idea of a human that studies gem history and technology would be cool.

>>85398414
>Jami (eunuch)
>He's at the end of the Greater Than chain
ffs anon
LOOK
THE SYMBOL IS LIKE A CROCODILE MOUTH, THE OPEN END POINTS AT THE LARGER ONE
LARGE > SMALL
SMALL < LARGE
GET IT

>>85398424
sadie's song

>>85398414
Aw, I fucked it up. meant to be backwards.

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>>85398380
>Did Vidalia and Rose ever meet, I wonder?

Who else did you think made that portrait of her?

>>85398423
.......reading that magazine???

>>85398414
either you're stupid and placed the arrows the wrong way or your opinions are actually retarded,

>>85398423
yep he was jacking his dick off

>>85398424
Any townie episode

>>85398439
Look at the cover.
(don't you get it, anon?)

>>85398442
(Exception: Vidalia)

>>85398423
You realize that NOW?

>>85398407
I said defecting back would be less painful, not that it would save your life.

>>85398418
Why would Ruby lie about seeing something so horrific? Why would Garnet not just say that Ruby was wrong if she was really lying?

Shut the fuck up Rose killed PD there is no fucking plan or scheme or secret about this Rose is a hueg bitch who took things too far.

>>85398457
I knew it.
I forgot it.
I figured it out again.

leak when

>>85398442
>penis charts are serious buisness

>>85398424
together breakfast

>>85398459
I was being sarcastic dude.

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>>85398424
Too easy, it's House Guest hands down. It took me a long time to stop hating Greg after that. Bad animation, bad song. It's just the worst.

>>85398434
Honestly at least the song in that is half decent and catchy. Better than "Dear Old Dad".

So Rose shattered Pink Diamond and then swore never to shatter any gem again which is why she was so against the Breaking Point?

>>85398468
i'll take a leak on you, faggot

>>85398468
Tommorow

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>>85398481

>>85398468
be patient

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>>85398028
So the murals have the diamonds pictured with the worlds and their satellites (with white diamond holding homeworld at her breast) we can see that Pink Diamond only controlled Earth.

I wonder what this means? Makes me think that PD was the newest diamond and also (though this a stretch of my imagination) is that she allowed Rose to shatter her so that the Homeworld forces would pull out (so long as Love Like You is sung from her perspective about Rose).

Pic unrelated but cool.

>>85398477
I know, I just want to make a point so people who seriously think that stop being retarded.

>>85398485
ur not the real daddy dingo

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>>85398485
the whole point of leaks is so we dont have to be patient

>>85398479
Bismuth was bubbled before Rose shattered Pink Diamond.

>>85398492
maybe you should try not sounding so autistic about it then

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>>85398479
Probably. Either that or she got forced into a situation where she had no other choice if you follow the "Rose shattered her the incident with Bismuth" theory.

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>>85398384

There is a debate, anon. We are debating it. You don't get to say "it's not true and it can't be true". I repeat: Amethyst pretending to be Jasper managed to fool the Rubies for hours. In the same episode where that very Ruby claimed to have seen it with her own eye. That outright CAN'T be coincidence. At the very least it's the crew keeping that backdoor open.

Garnet? But what did she know? Hadn't PD already been broken before Garnet came into existence? Why else would another Diamond be on Earth to end the rebellion?

>>85398391

We only have Connie and Amethyst so far...

>>85398408

Vidalia: "Your mom's pretty cool."
Amethyst: "She's not my (hesitates) - Yeah, she is cool."

>>85398485
How do you leak stuff?

Has anybody else noticed how Peridot's mouth and tongue are always blue except for the most recent episode?

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>>85398196
Steven and Lars is a good ship.

Hopefully we'll see a Steven and Lars "Stars" fusion still. I kind of got my hopes up by thinking that Steven fusing with Lars was what was going to be the thing that helped Lars be less worried about what others think of him and who he hangs out with. And that it would help Steven understand even more why Lars acts like the way he does, because it was something he couldn't comprehend at all.

But the little Lars "arc" is pretty much over. He got the most attention out of the humans, and The New Lars episode was pretty great due to its humor, but I'm still a bit disappointed with how it was all handled.

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What's going to happen when Pearl knocks up Connie?

>>85398514
Rose shattered her after* the incident with Bismuth, whoops.

>>85398497
https://twitter.com/CPVideoMaker/status/764053852253413377

>>85398521
go away CN

>>85398486
I'm pretty sure about all but letting rose shatter her as the timeline makes it most likely that she died sometime after the middle of the war.

Just can't see why she would suddenly switch sides, much less let herself die after fighting the rebellion for so long.

>>85398533
WOA im sry dingo i luv u bb

>>85398524
>He got the most attention out of the humans
Excluding Greg and Connie of course.

>>85398485
PLS

>>85398524
"Steven + Lars = Stars" That couldn't be any more heavy handed unless your hands were made out of depleted uranium.

>>85398533
Dingo, can you tell me, what's the square root of 6561?

>>85398524
Yeah, I too think that fusion should be the answer and solution to every problem in this show.

>>85398561
81

>>85398423

Um, DUHHH. More importantly, the magazine he was reading featured a model who looked a LOT like Sadie.

>>85398424

'Steven Floats'. Come on. WTF was that??

>>85398459

Wow. Ease down, Spartacus. Rose may have killed Pink Diamond (I'll believe it when I see it) but that doesn't make her a 'huge bitch who took things too far'.
Remember what was at stake: ALL life on an entire PLANET. If Rose had NOT acted, and apparently acted DECISIVELY, Earth would have gradually been hollowed out, all living things on its surface desiccating and dying as the life was literally drained out of the soil.

Rose Quartz saved all life on Earth. You're welcome. If you want to, you can view her sacrificing her life to give birth to Steven as atonement.

If you disagree, I guess you're a traitor to your species and homeworld.

>>85398520
Being tricked by someone in a costume is different than seeing someone be murdered in front of you.

>>85398572
What happens to an object that travels faster than the speed of light?

>>85398111

Reminder that she can't shapeshift so her tongue is just naturally that long.

https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/J6hDmYT.gif&v=mqzBv3FYpr0

NO SPOILERS
>NO REASON TO SPOST

Why am I even here?

>>85398581
I just can't hate Steven Floats. It was mostly pretty bland, but the whole scene with Garnet smugly explaining Steven solved his problem while faceplanting plus Pearl saying she'd like a hug were just too funny and cute.

>>85398592
i'm sure lapis knows that fact well

>>85398581
Oh yay she saved the Earth! What about all the other planets Homeworld fucked before Rose was made? She's a hero for saving one planet when countless others had been harvested before and after? Fuck off, you don't get to be a hero when everyone else has died but you saved one person.

>>85398581
>'Steven Floats'. Come on. WTF was that??
Steven Floats was great.

It was a nice breath of fresh air from that Peridot arc and the lackluster 2-parter. Just seeing the Garnet, Amethyst, and Pearl and Steven dynamic made me smile all the way through. Just how much the gems love Steven.

>>85398479

Could be!

>>85398550

Osmium has a greater density, anon.

>>85398566
Are you suggesting using atomic weapons against the Gems? Because I think that could work. Their technology, while obviously incredibly advanced in some ways, seems curiously archaic when it comes to projectile weapons.

Peridot's ship's beam cannon may well be a very recent response to the relative powerlessness of the Era Two gems.

>>85398590
It is impossible to say for sure or even accurately speculate, as a universe where this is possible would require a whole different set of physics. However, scientists think that time would actually move faster than if you were stationary.

>>85398400
Seal team VI equipped with gem based weapons when?

>>85398528
RONALDO!

>>85398633
Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

>>85398400
Why would anyone ever care about gem shit?

Every gem related item seems to be in remote locations guarded by giant fucking monsters. Over time people have likely learned not to get involved in anything because it's not worth it.

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>>85398611
To be fair, after the corruption nuke went off it's not exactly like she had much of a means to stop the gem empire anymore. Eyeball pretty heavily implied that they only lasted so long because of Rose's healing abilities, which we know can't heal corruption. After that, she had her two friends and Amethyst that she found later, so even if her goal was originally to stop the gem empire she'd be way too outgunned. Remember that the surviving CGs were effectively taken out by one Jasper, I doubt that they'd be able to stand up to an entire army on their own, even with Rose.

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>>85398537
I'm thinking it was at the end of the war, like the very last battle, and she saw the Rose's forces were getting massacred (all those Crystal Gems Bismuth was asking about) and realized if she didn't sacrifice herself she realized the same thing would happen to Rose who she loved. With her ever only controlling Earth I'm thinking she didn't really have the stomach for conquering and the fact Rose would die tipped her over the edge. Again the best supporting evidence for this is Love Like You. And I'm not saying that she was like "Kill me Rose! Please kill me!" (though maybe, this show is pretty melodramatic) just that she stopped fighting, allowing herself to get shattered, Rose of course could tell but to everyone else it just looked like she won.

I think Rose wasn't actually strong enough to take out a Diamond but PD knew that if she was defeated by her then the other Diamonds would come after her, thinking she was a bigger threat than she actually was.

Either that or Rose saw what was happening to her own forces and made the tough call, making herself a hypocrite, but honestly that just seems a little ordinary for Sugar.

Pic unrelated but a nice PB as a gem imo.

>>85398665
The egg. The chicken would hatch from an egg laid by a proto-hen, fertilized by a proto-rooster. Something similar, but not quite evolved to the point where we'd call it the modern chicken.

>>85398400
You know that story of a planet where the inhabitants never looked up? They never looked up because there was nothing in the sky. There was never a reason to look up.

So tell me, why would anyone want to get involved with gem technology?

>>85398587

I don't mean that Blue Diamond wasn't shattered. I mean that she may have been shattered by someone posing as Rose Quartz. Perhaps by command of the other Diamonds for reasons we do not yet know.

>>85398603

That was a funny moment.

>>85398611

So... you're angry with Rose because she had not been created yet when Homeworld destroyed many other worlds? You're angry because Rose's actions ONLY saved Earth?

By which I mean to say: You're angry because your brain is not working properly, probably due to some parasite or disease?

>>85398615

It was so flat. What also pissed me off is that the distances do NOT work out. Steven was visibly descending against the clouds behind him, suggesting a descension rate of at least a meter per second, maybe more. But he wasn't THAT far up.

>>85398693
I'm angry because she's hailed as a hero when billions of others have suffered.

>>85397912
>mfw there are still people out there who think Peri has telekinesis instead if ferrokinesis
>mfw I have no face

>>85398743
who cares about other planets, earth forever

>>85398419
IIRC it came out limbless and immobile, before the absolute madman tried to have sex with his self-induced hallucination. That was when it started to scream non-stop.

>>85398687
>I think Rose wasn't actually strong enough to take out a Diamond

Pretty much the only part of your post I can go along with. Rose was a Quartz, but it's fairly established she was a support unit rather than a front line warrior (even though Eyeball suggested her healing powers were unique); and both diamonds we have seen so far were giantesses. If their strength and power are proportionally greater...

Someone suggested PD was shattered AFTER Bismuth created the Breaking Point, and in that scenario Rose could have chosen to use it - ONCE, and never again; but I cannot believe that. She would have released Bismuth and told her what she'd done.

Too many people are altogether too prepared to believe Rose Quartz was a truly evil being, but I just cannot. If she was that twisted, why would she care for Earth at all?

>>85398690

But there was something "In the sky" in SU's Earth. There were treasures to be had for those who were brave enough. Gem monsters are strong and tough, but they are not invincible. Especially not if you take them on as a group, and especially if you have to choose between taking them out or facing extinction.

The view of the night sky over the planet Krikkit is the least interesting sight in the Universe.

>>85398400
What else do you think happened to russia?

>>85398419
That tulpa story is old as shit, people just keep changing the character. last I heard it was ponies, and before that it was anime bullshit

>>85398754
>The city is in ruins but that Chinese restaurant I like is still in business

>>85398768
The point of the story was that if there isn't a reason to do something for long enough eventually people will just never think to do that something.

>>85398743

How does the suffering of billions she could not have helped anyway in any way take away from her being a hero?

>>85398745

If it's 'metal powers' does that mean all metals or just those affected by magnetism? Of course, I suppose everything can be affected by magnetism if the field is strong enough...

>>85398762

How did it end up?

>>85398346

It was on a simulator...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7gqcGXTfBA

9:58.

>>85398743
Did you forget that Gems are an interplanetary virus? Who knows how many other life forms in the universe she saved by crippling their empire.

>>85398096
This >>85398231 , >>85398320 and >>85398349

It's also funny when you realise peridots are gemstones associated with 'luck'. When she was still sided with Homeworld you could say she got bad luck, especially confronting the CG. But since she started to work together with and eventually join them, she's been gaining more and more good luck.

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>>85398768
>Too many people are altogether too prepared to believe Rose Quartz was a truly evil being, but I just cannot. If she was that twisted, why would she care for Earth at all?

There's an even simpler problem that arises than that. The show's creator is on record as saying that there are no true villains, all of the protagonists have so far followed a grey morality, and the underlying themes of the show are those of imperfection and redemption. Rose may have done some bad things in the past, some of them maybe even wrong outright, but it's clear that she regretted them. Steven was likely an attempt to both escape her past and redeem herself in some way, so it's incredibly fitting that the protagonist of the show would be a very physical representation of its ideals.

It's actually kind of baffling to me that people miss the message of SU this hard.

>>85397882
Fuck pearl, marry blue pearl, kill yellow pearl

Some kid on tumblr posted this, claiming he can't give source, does it sound legit to you?

>Steven Universe S4 Episode Titles

>Kindergarten Kid
>Know Your Fusion
>Buddy’s Book
>Mindful Education
>Future Boy Zoltron
>Onion Steven
>Lion 4: The Prequel
>Unbubbled
>Mindception
>Steven’s army
>Gal Pals
>Gem Harvest
>Gem Grade
>Keep Beach City Weirder
>Last One Out of Beach City
>Monster Crew
>Space Rubies
>Camp Pining Gems
>Capture The Wag
>Home Run
>Cellmates
>Kindergarten K-625
>Era 2wo
>Howlite of The Hour
>Escape to Mask Island
>Shattered

>>85398803
>If it's 'metal powers' does that mean all metals or just those affected by magnetism?
i'm just assuming it's any substance that's metallically bonded. So no salts, no molecules that happen to have a metal ion in them, just pure metals.

Seeing as this is a show for children, and those are the only things kids think of as "metals", that's most likely what they're going to go with anyway.

>>85398792

But there always was a reason to do something. Gem monsters trampling your crops and scattering your herds because they are mindlessly running around are a goddamn good motivator to do something.

>>85398778

It could well be that every time the story pops up there is some idiot who thinks "Hmmm, that sounds interesting" and becomes the next chapter in this sad epic.

>>85398804
>Gems are an interplanetary virus

...Damn, they really are, aren't they?

Once again, the question: who made them and why?

>>85398843
Possible, but I think it's a little odd that it always ends up limbless and screaming. Maybe they have some really fucked up subconsciousness, but fucked up in all the same way.

>>85397882
Fuck pearl, marry pearl, kill pearl.

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>>85398830
stop reposting this garbage list. not once was it posted with source and it keeps changing every time some one else posts it.

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>>85398436
> Rose posing for portrait
> Not slumped asleep against the wall, mouth open drooling slightly, with Greg.

>>85398843
Why does there have to be a "who"? "Who" made the viruses and bacteria on our planet? "Who" made us? No one did, it was all evolution.

>>85398830
>can't give source
>does it sound legit to you?
Clearly not?

>>85398803
Well, this being real life the story didn't really conclude. It ended with everyone congratulating the man for his ventures in expanding the collective human conciousness with his forays into experimental science.

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>>85398830

>Gal Pals

Fake as fuck

>>85398830
Names don't sound very convincing. Not enough puns.

>>85398830
last one out of beach city was part of the last huge batch of titles we got, there's no way there's like 12 episodes between now and then. it's coming a lot sooner.

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>>85398830
>Gal Pals.
>"Is this legit?"

Mate...

>>85398830
This has been passed around for about a week now with no source given. Either way we'll find out after whatever episode after Future Boy Zoltron has its title released.

The Big Donut represents Homeworld.
They stopped making their own "Donuts" after the "incident".
They replace HQ cookiecat snack with cheat malformed Lion Lickers.

The Fry Stand is yellow Diamond's territory. The Pizza Parlor is Blue Diamonds.
The third restaurant that sold everything and caused the original truce was Pink Diamond (but now she's gone)

After the Cluster story Arc, The Big Donut started making it's own Donut's again.
All this symbolism, what does it mean?

>>85397882
None of them becuase i'm a giant pussy. And they're not real.

>>85398807

Maybe it's Earth itself, blessing gems that protect her and harming those that try to hurt her.

>>85398815

These are rough times and many people are frustrated. I used to be pretty 'edgy' too when I was younger.

Now I am old and as edgy as an apple.

>>85398830

No. They seem like made-up names anyone who knows the show could imagine.

>>85398836

So Bismuth, for instance. That could be interesting.

>>85398916
the big donut represents Lars' well used asshole
the lion lickers represent me wanting to lick Lars' twinky ass

>>85398325
Especially the rubies. Though in their case, I think they may just be too dumb to lie.

>>85398874

The gems were -made-, it's repeatedly stated. And I don't think even in this show, they can have evolved the way we did.

>>85398916

...daaaaaaaaaaaamn. Screencapped.

>>85398874
>Evolution made a species that tells on making giant injectors to make more of themselves.


Maybe the gems were a species that turned themselves into the current gem species but no way is the current gem species natural.

>>85398400
Speaking of which, where the fuck was the army when the Gem warship or the robonoids came to earth? You would think that a giant fucking hand coming towards the planet would at LEAST make the news.

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>>85398803
>How does the suffering of billions she could not have helped anyway in any way take away from her being a hero?

>>85398971
>>85398993
It's extremely clear that the current species are not natural, as they are made by the diamonds. I do however, think the diamonds evolved naturally and they managed to reverse-engineer their birth, much like we have to an extent.

>>85398768
Nothing in my post suggested Rose was evil. Since I suggested she shattered PD at the end of the war this of course places it after the Bismuth incident but she couldn't have released her, there's a difference between being pushed to the brink (or being allowed to shatter someone as I reckon happened) and being blood crazed, warmonger as she most likely saw Bismuth.

We know Rose shattered PD, we've even heard do from a Ruby that was there. If you agree that Rose wasn't strong enough to take out a diamond what other way could that have happened unless PD allowed herself to be shattered.

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>>85398935
Delete this

>>85398971
yea well people are technically made by other people, plus christians think theyre made so

>>85398528
Nothing because it won't happen.

>>85398993
It could be a natural process that they're just speeding up with the injectors.

I mean, no matter what the gems evolved into what they are now, somehow they made whatever process the injectors are involved in and started commonly using that, so that's an evolution on whatever they used to do.

>>85397882
kill all three of them

Pink Diamond died with smegma on her chest.

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>>85398935

>>85397882
Fuck Blue

Kill the other two

>>85398150
I always knew bloople was swole.

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>>85397856

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>>85398935
DELET THIS

>>85398150
Holy shit that's adorable.

Delet this is the stupidest bullshit and I don't know why I love it.

>>85399007

Okay... explain your argument, please.

>>85399029
>We know Rose shattered PD, we've even heard do from a Ruby that was there.

We heard a Ruby say that she saw it happen. Once again: The same Ruby who was fooled by Amethyst pretending to be Jasper in the selfsame episode. I think it's deliberate foreshadowing.

Maybe Rose would not have bothered to deny it because there was no point to it. Maybe her best option was to go along with it and take charge.

Aaaaarrrggghhh. I really hope she left a message for Steven. I just can't imagine the video tape was all there was. Her room surely must have recording capabilities? All he has to do is ask the right question...

>Connie and Steven in Rose's room
>Steven is sad
>"I just can't believe she'd do that after what she told Bismuth. I wish I could talk to her..."
>Connie's eyes go wide
>Rose appears behind Steven

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JIxQMozd1k

>>85399035

So, the gems have a creator. Who? The Quintessons?

>>85399077
How do her glasses stay on her sloping nose? She has absolutely no bridge.

>>85398436
Did they just trace the rose portrait or copy and paste it?

>>85399010
I'm not sure, considering the diamonds are probably not all the same age, only really white diamond(if indeed the oldest) could be "naturally formed".

>>85399054
Fair point.

>>85399121
Why does Meep Meep like to dance so much?

>>85398830
/trash/ could make better fake spoilers

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>>85398935
More of this.

>>85399128
It's honestly kind of sad to see people here having any doubts that life can naturally form in any other way than we did.

Next picture under this post is my phone background this week

>>85399116
> Diamond Authority told Rose that if she shattered Pink Diamond they would leave Earth alone and the rebel gems would be banished there
> She shatters Pink Diamond
> Diamonds corrupt all gems on Earth
> Forbid anyone from going back there

>>85399070

"What? How did you get in here? How dare you, filthy organic?"
"You try to destroy my home."
"What of it? Do you think to stop me? Who do you think you are?"
"Ha. In the language of my people, I am known as Guregg. It does not translate well, but you can call me Cock-who-murders."

>>85399116
>We heard a Ruby say that she saw it happen. Once again: The same Ruby who was fooled by Amethyst pretending to be Jasper in the selfsame episode. I think it's deliberate foreshadowing.

I agree, that's why I think PD allowed herself to be shattered mid-battle, by not blocking an attack or something. A Ruby, as a low level goon, wouldn't of realized that's what happened but Rose, a quartz warrior, would.

>>85399131
Is this the name we're going with? I love it

>>85398279
Jesus christ. ROSE SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND YOU DELUSIONAL FUCKSTICK

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>>85399152

>>85399131

Dancing is fun.

>>85399150

Yeah, but anorganic life? Crystals? it's just much more likely they're like superadvanced robots.

>>85399159

...Fuuuuuck.

>>85399150
I'm not saying it can't I was simply saying giant injectors are really far fetch for something natural.

Otherwise I agreed they probably or at least couldve in some way started off as a natural species that simply augmented itself or something.

>>85399195

Keep repeating it as often as you want.

It could be true. But it could also be a deception.

>>85399202
You wonderful bastard.

>>85399202
Fuck you you gem sniffing cunt I didn't want to laugh.

>>85399222
Trips checked

>>85397856
>Why dig through shit to get to some candy when you got shit.

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>>85398916
Holy Crap!
Jenny said "The everything buffet" used to be were Suitcase Sam is.
Suitcase Sam has one eye - Eye ball has a human counterpart!

Do. You. Know. What. This. Means?!
'Cause I sure don't.

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THIS IS GARNET

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>>85399121
Someone animate this pls

>>85398520
There is only a debate for delusional assholes. You're a fucking moron.

>>85398581
>I'll believe it when I see it
You are so fucking stupid

>>85399242
Pity they came attached to a retarded post.

>>85399261
ASIDE FROM IN A LITERAL SENSE

>>85398520
Goddamn thats some weapons-grade cute

>>85399116
>Once again: The same Ruby who was fooled by Amethyst pretending to be Jasper in the selfsame episode. I think it's deliberate foreshadowing.
Fuck, you're stupid. ROSE SHATTERED PINK DIAMOND

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Someone explain to me how the fuck Stevonnie comes out the most shit of these?

>>85399259
It meams shippers have a new ship.

>>85399290
The sprite itself is bad. Too many colors and conflicts. Notice how all others have an elegant simplicity to them.