Let's get one thing straight, meatball... face... butt:

>>85355677
Oh, sorry, I was down at cool weapons surplus. Pickin' up a nunchuk-gun.

>>85355716

And a Reese cup milkshake.

>>85355716
And a Reese cup milkshake.

>>85355716
... and a reesy-cup milkshake

>>85355716
it just occurred to me the other day that he conciously avoided the better name 'gunchuks'

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In middle school, there was nothing funnier to my clique than Teen Girl Squad. I probably memorized every episode up to #6. Come to think of it, this is probably what sparked an early interest in 80s-early 00s cult high school films. I love vapid high school humor and how stupid it is, and to this day I absolutely lose it at "I've had my license for over a year." These guys really know how to capture the subtlety of pop culture without seeming competent at all. Bravo.

>>85355789
Simply because gunchuks are two guns chained together at the handles.

>>85355930
but you HAVE seen them all, right?
because if you like the old school movie tropes #9 and especially #14 are probably the best
>It's oooverr, and you're makin' out in the parking lot, with the hot guy

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Hi. I'm regular Strong Bad. If you or someone you love is an anonymous apostrophe flinger, please call our hot-free number, or give them a charley horse right away.

>>85355677
[Blank] Face Butt is one of my go-to insults. Along with "You have an ugly and stupid butt."

>>85356499
I use "That's different and lame.. d- and differently lame"
it comes up a lot. especially when defending something you like but which people have a warped idea of

>It's a double playyyyy
>three noses!?!?
>oh. it's a little guy.

>>85356775
>MEET A FIST
>TCHK. She killed my dog.
>TCHK. DADADAAA!

I use "he's from foreign lands" all the time.

does Tompkins' voice remind anyone else of Bob from Weebl and?

pick it up pick it up
hup hup
pick it up pick it up

I like that what's-her-face's bass turned into a shark
not a bass fish, that would have been too obvious. and sharks are funnier.

da cheat

is GROUNDED

so /co/
how many Qblepon cards do you have?

>That time when TGS used clips from a magazine for the creepy shirt-folding-store boss, and the wiki was immediately able to accurately place which magazine picture they had been clipped from

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TIIIIIIINES

TIIIIIIIIIINES

Sometimes... Wizards are so awesome... it hurts.

>>85355789

that would imply two guns joined by a chain and not what they actually are. Learn to grammar.

>>85358230
it's a gun and half a nunchaku joined by a chain. the fact that the other half is present, taped to it, is irrelevant.. because it's taped to it. The nunchaku is essentially a bayonet.
a nunchaku-gun would be a gun that fires nunchaku and that would be pretty awesome

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A wagon fulla pamcakes? In the Champeenship?!

>>85356138
Oh yeah, I've seen 'em all. Good shit.
>light purple cumberbund, you know you're my only one

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Or something like that.

>>85355677
Looks Like We're Gonna Have To Juuump!

>>85360729
ow!
That's what I call a broken neck.

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HALDO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNP-poEdf8M

coach z's got money

but not much

>>85360912
I love that in the live action movie trailer he used his real baby and real baby lady
>>85360933
I could use a daller I could use a couple bucks!

Virus and Alternate Universe are objectively the best sbemails.
There exists no other sbemail that can even touch them.

>>85360912
I'M MENDELEV
I'M DONGOLEV

>>85361140
Alright, but there are other really good ones:
Pizza Joint
Caffeine
Email Thunder
Long Pants
Your Edge

>>85360912
>>85360994
>>85361334
I always wanted a Peasant's Quest sequel. The dry humor and laid back atmosphere was great.

>>85361140
>>85361350
I'm sorry guys, but it will always be japanese cartoon and dragon
those are all good too though. caffeine is probably the most laughtion-packed sbemail.

>>85361425
Well, Dragon's a given.

>>85361140
>not Dangeresque 3
>not Business Trip
>not Children's Book
>not Dragon

>>85361407
apparently the guys were working on a real-ass homestar atari game until they realized how goddamn hard that was.

in the meantime if you want more homestar-game-goodness, you should play rick and morty's rushed licensed adventure. same guy worked on it, plus yknow, roiland's humor is already kinda homestarry.

>>85361582
I just want more Stinkoman

>>85362417
that'd be nice, though i could never beat a level.

i wonder what it'd be like if they actually continued it. would it be just as good? I can only hope so

>>85362834
They've done a couple of toons in the last year or two, they've been pretty good.

>>85362888
really? oh dang, i need to see those

>>85363069
They did like two halloween toons and a music video.

>>85363069
also keep an eye on strong bad's twitter. he posts funny shit once in a while. usually it's like "who remembers what this line was from?" and then does a cheap animation (maybe a drawing taped to a pen) commemorating it

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>>85355677
That's right! We're gonna blow this whole thing WIDE OPEN.

>>85355930
Have you watched the youtube series 'the most popular girls in school'? it would probably be up your alley.

HAHA PAN PAN IS FAT

>>85363950
HE SAT ON YOU

>>85364108
HE'S A GOOD BEAR!

god dammit i cant find the original dub of akira online anywhere. everyone has the new shit. yeah yeah okay it's "better" but i want my classic cam clarke! i wanna hear what inspired all these people.

HEY, STICKLYMAN! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT ARE YOU DOING?

>>85355677
TROGDOOOOOR
TROGDOOOOOOR!

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>>85361582
>"I—YOU BETTER MAKE GOOD GRAPHICS! I'M SUPPOSED TO RELEASE A VIDEO COMPUTER GAME ON TV WITHOUT THIS GRAPHIC!"
>"What?"
>"YOU HEARD ME!"

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>>85355746
>>85355756
>>85355763

>>85355677
Alright /co/, time for the ultimate question.
Would you rather have dangeresque, or dangeresque two's sunglasses?

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>it's just a landmower turned bankways

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http://www.homestarrunner.com/liveshow.html
>20th Anniversary Live Show in September

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>>85368950
ONION BUBS!

>>85368950
Onion Bubs! We love you!

>>85369911
>My lest name is tremendous savings, Miss America

>>85368950
ONION

BUUUBS

>>85370363
>We'll set up some tents and hot dogs for your...babies...
Those like those, right?

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>>85368950
ONION BUUUUUUUBS

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>>85369911
Good evening Bontilda. Forty-twon will be on your lest.

>Now you're sporkin' my lornguag-
>SHUT UP

So we can all agree that Virus is the best sbemail, right?
>funny
>highly quotable
>makes good use of the site layout

>That kid is going to have so few pants on after we get done suing them off him.

>>85370909
Yes.
Very yes.

>>85370909
Yes.
>It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place but now it's got a big hole through it!
>I CAN'T SPELL YOU!
>Did you get 400,000 viruses? Yes. Very yes!

>>85370954
Aaaaaaaah gibbely gibbely gibbely

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>>85370954
Anyone else actually kinda creeped out by that thing the first time they saw it?

>>85373106
I still say "Come on in here" in that same tone when I want to creep someone out.

>>85365137
there's probably a lot more of these than the other kind

>>85369983
>that thing on his lip

I still want a The Cheat plush.

Trogdooooor, the burninator

>tfw you realize Limo-Zeen was in Guitar Hero

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TROOOOGDOOOOOOR!!!!!!

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>>85355677

>wow wow
>(chikka chikka chikka chikka chikka chikka)
>wow wow WOW wow!

>>85373106
It mostly reminded me of this string art lion my grandma used to keep that freaked me the fuck out when I was a kid.

Homestar Runner evokes a very strange and particular form of nostalgia.

>>85378692
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtTkFAJ_Bu8

BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE!

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BURNINATING TGE COUNTRYSIDE

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BURNINATING THE PEASANTS

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don't cry.

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>>85379296
He has the heart of a champion!

>>85379056
>BECAUSE IT'S MIDNITE!
Legitimately good hair metal desu

>>85380125
I agree unironically

>>85380125
Legitimately good hair metal in space as well.

>>85381807
YEAH!

>>85369983
why the hell is this in Georgia?

>>85369983
I wish shit like this happened near where I live.

>>85355930
>nobody in my school new what homestar runner was
>none of them even watched cartoons, or played vidya

rural childhood sucked

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>>85382781
>All my friends knew Homestar Runner
>One kid I knew actually got his email answered
>One time I went into class and a sub teacher (younger guy, in his 20s) noticed my The Cheat shirt and struck up a conversation with me about it
>We ended up watching toons on the computer in class that day

Suburban childhood ruled

>>85382050
Pretty sure that's where they live.

HEY, TUBBS, I JUST LOST MAH JENGAJAM!

DNA

EVIDENCE

>>85386548
WE'RE PLAYING CONNECT FOUR!

>The Swedish Flag Does a Dance.gif

>>85386589
I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by 5 O'clock

>>85368950
ONION BUUUUUUUUBS

>>85370954
come on in here~

>>85382781
>>85382961
having experienced both and everything in between, i can confirm the accuracy of that.
I can tell that is a yes. it is one two go rap song.

>>85379056
It really shocks me that they managed to create not only a few bands which are perfect parodies of their respective genres, while also having legitimately good music attached to them, but they then went and made their own fictional bands cover each others songs and make it work.

>>85370954
Aaaaaaa jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie jibblie

>>85363475
get out of here, /sug/. no one likes your style.

I miss video games.

>>85388192
I miss The Cheat's hot mom

>>85362417

Everybody says he's the guy.
But I wanna be the guy too.

>>85382961
what email?

YOU SET US UP!
The Cheat, tell him he set you up

>>85390693
That's not a good prize!

>>85390508
MREH MREH MEH

>>85381807
I'm afraid I've got some bad news boys...

You're in space.

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>>85390777
>>85390888

>the thread i made like 2 days ago is still up

homestar runner is a good fandom

the man of the hour
the deathly pallor

Oh yeah? Oh yeah? You think you got it like that?
Whaddya think this is, you little placemat? A diaper show?
It's not a diaper show. I think that's pretty obvious.

Hey there kids, I'm the Drive-Thru whale! I'LL CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS!!

>>85359191
Let's make this moment be the symbol of our lives
We'll pawn your dad's computer
and we'll sail to paradise
You're a girl... or maybe a wagon...
filled up with pancakes

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>>85369983
>homestar's 20th birthday is my 20th birthday
man
i'd like to go but fuck if my family wouldn't feel bad if the first thing i did for my birthday in like five or six years completely excluded them. and fuck if atlanta's not far away. and fuck if i don't not have a car.

>>85393273
The show's sold out anyway.

Waughmp waughmp
I bought a fisheye lens
And made a rap video with a couple of friends
It goes "waughmp waughmp"
All the ladies and mens
They know everything is better with a fisheye lens

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>>85393346
i'm surprised i'm surprised

>>85393273
>fuck if my family wouldn't feel bad if the first thing i did for my birthday in like five or six years completely excluded them.
sorry, what? You haven't done anything for your own birthday in 5 or 6 years? A) what the hell teenager needs to do something for their OWN birthday, rather than having it done for them by the people still providing room and board? and B) Why didn't you?
also jesus tapdancing christ it is weird to think that someone born in 1996 is 20. You know that's weird, right? You're weird, Anon. You're twicely weird.

>>85393433
What's your favorite one, /co/? Joshow show makes me laugh and preserves that hilariously tragic Coach Z aspect, and Trauncles is the kind of dead-on parody that makes me wonder just what kinda weird-ass diverse TV upbringing the chappybros had, but I've gotta go with Hector and Kovitch. It's like Homestar rambling to Pom Pom about 2 breads in a biscuit, mixed with the 'vs little girl' series, mixed with homestar's unfirewalled toothbrush-rainbow-painting imagination sequence.

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AaAAaAh-I stick a Q on the wall by the dream catchers

>>85393782
sometimes I wonder if they feel the need to hold back a bit on how hard they make fun of the cosplayers. It's easier when it comes out of the mouth of strong bad. He can say things nobody else can.

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>>85370954
I'm a touchy feely-holic!

>>85393864
I bet they love it, else they wouldn't send them. Remember when someone sent the runned over Strong Bad? that was amazing.

>>85393782
>AaAaAh taped my hat to the door!

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>>85393987

>>85393605
a)the shitbag kind who doesn't let on that he thinks he has a birthday and might possibly believe he was grown in a laboratory until he's reminded the day an out of state relative sends a fifteen dollar walmart gift card is today. one who also has a much younger, more enthusiastic sibling whose birthday is a little over a week later.
b)it's kind of a bother
and think about how many kids born after 9/11 must be pregnant right now

>>85393922
well that's just it. there's only two kinds of people who send you pictures of themselves in silly costumes to immortalize forever online with scathing commentary:
awesome people who know exactly what's happening and love it,
and kids with no social skills who regularly ruin their lives by embarrassing themselves in ways that, in our day, weren't nearly as permanent, and which they didn't see coming despite the obviousness because again no social skills.

i wouldn't be super shocked if the homsar kid MIGHT fall into the latter camp.
still it's not like SB makes it poysonal or anything

>>85394160
I mean, you get my confusion right? Either your family is the kind that has TOTALLY done things for your birthday every year, or they're the kind that doesn't care if you, a 20 year old, now goes to a concert by yourself. The venn diagram for those two kinds of families has two circles with a space in between them where you're claiming to be.

sorry to harp on it i'm just confused. it sounds like you care if they care if you do something without them and then nothing else about your story, except perhaps the sibling, adds up.

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>My name's Coach Z, and I got a low crotch!
My name's Homestaw and I'm wocking the spot!
>Everybody knows I'm the rapping man!
Evewybody knows I'm a painted twash can!

>>85394233
Whoa, who's that in your mouth? Is that Luigi? DID YOU EAT LUIGI?
Yeah I ate Luigi. He tasted like mushrooms.

>>85394212
i'm sure they'd like to do something every year but they don't think i would, which is true. what i'm saying is i'm selfish enough to delude myself into thinking that by doing nothing i won't be in their thoughts, but not enough to do something without them this year and definitely disappoint them.

>>85394233
literally tears in my eyes just from the picture and caption. jesus christ, as much as i love the cartoons, somehow the fan costumes have always made me laugh so much harder than anything else. ive seen them so many times yet literally any time i watch them i will guarantee cry from laughter

>>85392257
Only fandom I know that doesnt suck shit

>>85392257
AaAaAaAah this has been a supreme fish delight!

>>85393685
Trauncles is god-tier. Dooble makes my life a joybox in that Homsar/Senor Cardgage way. Hector and Kovitch is glorious in its ramblage.

>Making
>Out
>With
>Marzipan!

>>85398317
Stwongbad
And
Pom Pom
Awe
Totally
Making
Out!

>>85394605
well that's just nutty, anon. doing nothing is infinitely more 'leaving them out' than doing something just for yourself.
>>85395183
hate to say it, since it's one of those things that undermines creativity and writing, but yeah. something about it being based on real things that they had no control over makes it funnier. kinda like how improv is funnier knowing someone else suggested the premise and location

Only liars and thieves eat Grumblecaaaakes
and thosepeoplegotoprison
JUSTASKTHECHEAT!

where is tompkins
where is coleslaw
here
i
aaaaaam

>>85400950
would you take your kids down to the puddin' patch?

Cornchips are no place for a mighty warrior!

>>85359191
GUTS!
GUTS AND MIGHT!
LIFTING WEIGHTS AND FELLING ALRIGHT!
IT'S A SHOW DOWN!
GOING DOWNTOWN!
YOU'RE GONNA MESS AROUND!
SHOWDOWN!
PUT YOUR NOSE DOWN!
SHOWDOWN!

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What a way ta go.

>>85401092
partyin!
party party party
it's the weekend!
party party party
with a wagon!
party party party
fulla pancakes!

>>85401092
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHeWGQneLN8

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DAHHHHHHH IT'S BEEN A SUPREME FISH DELIGHT

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Guys. I have some somber news.

My Biz Cas Fri Trogdor Polo shirt.

It finally died yesterday. It was humid, I went to take it off but the thing was so old it ripped because it was stuck to my body.

Been wearing that thing for like 10 years

>>85401716
i donated one to a thrift store like 10 years ago. I wonder if it was mine
granted i GOT it from the thrift store in the first place, and it turned out it didnt fit. i just wore navy blue polo shirts and wanted a trogdor one.

>>85401754

I bought mine from their web store back when it was avilable.

Ive still got my Sloshy, Support the municipality, and A Strong bad t with a big ass hole in the armpit that Ive been wearing since like 2004

I was wearing most of these when I was in Junior high.
For reference. Im 26 years old now.

I was fat back then so they still fit me.

>>85382050
Georgia is great you shithead

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>>85402221

>>85402221
atlanta is increasingly becoming tolerable
but it will always be a hot shithole.

>>85369983
>Limozeen
Oh fuuuuuuck

Someone, please record it.

>>85404296
seriously it sucks how live shows never get recorded, and when they do, the quality is shite. audience drowns it out..
this part time acapella singer part time letsplayer i enjoy.. he's done a few fun live shows in merry old eng-a-land and finally the recordings of it are being released, but.. only on patreon at a medium low level. i dont blame him but.. i really wanna hear that shit

>>85404367
They should do a proper live recording and release it on DVD, The VHS of 21st century.

That shit would sell like hot potatoes.