Why is Waid writing so many books with teens when he sucks

I love the issue where they kick Kamala off the team and she cries

>>85259178
Because the editorial has no idea what it's doing and are just throwing shit on the wall to see what sticks

because Marvel knows better than to publish a book people might actually like

I like Archie though.

What's the problem?

>>85259687
op just assumed it was bad, did you honestley expect /co/ to read comics?

>>85259687
>>85259913
The book is garbage wtf are you reading?

>>85259178
Let's settle the subject for the evening :
>Nova sucks as a hero
>Miles is boring and bland
>Teen Cyclops should turn into a trannie

>>85260002
>Teen Cyclops should turn into a trannie.

Or just genderswap him straight-up. We've had WereCap and ManSpider, we can have Cyclops randomly be a girl, and I'd kind of like it because I can count the number of female eyebeam superheroes on one hand. Actually, fuck, I can't think of a single one.

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Don't mind me, just improving the team.

>>85260121
Hmm
Ruby Summers... Who's Cyclops' daughter by the way
Maybe supergirl

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>>85260121
m8

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>>85260002
>>85260222

>>85260222
Remove ching Chong ding dong
Add Katie Bishop, Nico Minoru and X 23 and Teen Cyke will have his All new Champion Harem

>>85259178
Robbie Thompson would've been a great fit for this book, but he's on multiple titles right now (like most of Marvel's writers) so that along with him perhaps not being high profile enough might've kept him out of contention for the job.

Still looking forward to it, but very much a 50/50 in terms of it being good. I do enjoy seeing Marvel putting some effort into keeping parts of King's VIsion in the universe after the ongoing ends here with Viv, just hope they don't screw her up in post.

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>>85260234
Earth angel is best Supergirl

Screw you old man!

>>85259178
Does tyke count as a legacy character when he's just a younger scott summers?

>>85260234
Supergirl is not an eyebeam hero, she is a flying brick. Eyebeam heroes have eyebeams as their primary power.

>>85260222
But anon Chulk is still in the picture

>>85260222
Doesn't matter how many characters you swap out, the only thing that could make this book decent is a good creative team.

>>85260388

No he only counts as a self-hating, cuckolded little shit-head.

>>85260388
He's a reverse Legacy character, Old Cyclops is the legacy character of Tyke

>>85260545
STFU wolverine, you got replaced by a teen and a geriatric old man

>>85260559
Are they really still playing with the determinism stuff with the O5?

I'd say he's a legacy because he has to live in Rightclops' shadow and be his own person if he can I guess.

But the teen trinity was the best part of ANADvengers. If he keeps doing what he has been, it will be at least decent.

>>85260002
>tfw I accidentally helped the tsex Cyclops meme spread by namedropping transphoenix last thread

>>85260591
Not him but all Bendis products should bully, no matter who they are.

>>85260439
>chulk
>bad
/co/ doesn't read comics, more news at 11.

>>85260121
So in Femclops' universe, is she a lesbian with Jean or does Angel become Phoenix?

>>85260002
Now that we are on that we should name the current OTPs that /co/ have.
>Miles x Kamala
>Sam x Kamala
>Sam x Viv
>Tyke x Viv
>Tyke x Kamala
>Sam x Miles

>>85260380
Eat it, grandpa!

>>85260419
Who else is one then besides Cyke? Darkseid?

>>85260716
>Sam x Miles

leave

>>85260733
>Eat it, grandpa!
Up yours, you fossil!

>>85260664
The team lacks one female to have even genders, and you cover the diversity quota with a Trans heroine through the power of magic . So let us turn young Cyclops into a woman, I can't wait to see how Corsair, Jean and Warren react.

>>85260716
Sam x Viv is the only good ship, because it's the only one where neither character is terrible.
:^)

>>85260657
Only Scott and Hank. I don't think the other three have mentioned their older versions at all recently. Not in the last year, at least.

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>>85260746
>he fell for it

>>85260772
Sam IS terrible though, and pairing him with Viv would be a cruel and unusual punishment for her.

>>85260808
Anon she is vision daughter, Vision book is a cruel and unusual punishment, in a good way, for everyone who appear there

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>>85260702
She's in a triangle with gambit and Logan, everyone ignores Jean because girlclops is the Alpha female

>>85260792
please do not bully me like this, it hurts

>>85260716
>Kamiles
>Samala
>Siv
>Vyke
>Cycamala
>Samiles

>Cho x nobody ;-;

>>85259178

EAT IT GRANDPA

>>85260746
>Sam x Miles
Don't stop the Alpha couple from happening

>>85260831
I feel like she needs a shorter haircut. Either chin-length or even just a pixie cut.

Actually, she really does NEED short hair because she's got to reach up to her temples to open her visor.

>>85260831
>One guy who's 20 years older
>One who's like 80 years older
Yer a creep, m8

>>85260846
It should be Cykamala
>>85260849
I'm gonna need the scans of eat grandpa

>>85260876
there's buttons in the gloves to open the visor too

>>85260808
Sam's a good kid.
I don't dispute that second part, though. They suffer enough alone, don't get them together and magnify their suffering.

>>85260876
Actually she had a button to open the visor inside her glove
>>85260898
That's like every wolverine relationship
Transphoenix out, keep it going and I demand fan art of girlclops

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>>85260831
But who was she fucking during the silver age?

>>85260876
Cyke can use his (her?) wrist to activate the visor but the strict nature of Cyclops means that a rule 63 version would keep her hair short like a soldier

So Tyke and Kamala will be beefing during Inhumans Vs X-men?

>>85259178
It's always nice improve yourself anon.

But seriously, archie is great.

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they are definitely going to fuck

>>85260942
>implying Sam suffers more than the average hero

>>85260950
My best bet is Warren and prof x is lusting after her. Jean is ignored and turns into the beta females and has to settle for hank or iceboy
>>85260962
They'll be fucking in Medusa royal chamber

>>85260962
I'm not up on the slang you kids are using. Does that mean fighting or fucking?

>>85259178
The only thing I care about on that cover is Nova having both arms.

Marvel logic
>You know what Lemire sucks at writing?
>Teams?
>Exactly, put him on a bunch of those

>You know what Waid sucks at writing?
>Teens?
>Exactly, put him on a bunch of those

>You know what Bendis sucks at writing?
>Everything?
>Exactly, put him on everything

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>>85260993
Or at least Viv gets taken in by his family after the events of the Vision ongoing.

>>85260950
Warren was pretty hot

>>85260993
Yeah, like they're totally gonna fuck.
>Samiles
Sam is gonna need a wheelchair
>Viclops
Viv is gonna need repairs every day

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>>85260942
No, they need to suffer together so they can comfort each other.

>>85260949
Most of those are father-daughter relationships, though.

But yeah, Logan's always been creepy.

>>85260993
Pic related

>>85261114
>tfw "I am a Jew"

>>85261069
the average hero hasn't lost their parent for months, only to finally get him back and for it to turn out to be a clone that dies in your arms

>>85260222
get rid of cyclops

>>85260846
cho has delphyne

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>>85261438
Yeah but even out of the teen trio Sam hasn't gone through the worst shit.

>>85261509
eh maybe if miles remembers his universe dying i'd give it to him, but as it is everyone loves miles, and he got his mom back. also miles never got legit brain damage

>>85261509
>>85261438
Peter Parker parents turned out to be robots sent by the Soviet Union and then exploded in front of him
Cyclops dad abandoned him for all his life because he wanted to be Han solo or jack sparrow or both

>>85261612
peter isn't the average hero. his whole life is a constant parade of suffering. and cyclops isn't really suffering when he cucked the same girl twice

>>85261576
>everyone loves miles
Sam has more hero/non-civilian friends that appear outside of his book than Miles though, hell, Miles isn't buddy-buddy with fucking Beta Ray Bill.

>>85261688
>Miles isn't buddy-buddy with fucking Beta Ray Bill.
miles is friends with goldballs thats better. also everyone on the team loves him. when was the last time sam interacted with someone outside the team who liked him besides the captain?

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>>85261114
>mfw someone uses my deliveries

>>85261740
>miles is friends with goldballs thats better
You fucking what.

Also, whether they like him or not, the team went to fucking space for Sam.

>>85261864
gold balls is young and hip and not a horse. that means he is better than discount thor

>>85261505
I thought they couldn't be together because she was ruling a place

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>>85260357
Angel Angel is best Supergirl


>>85260457
this

>>85262045
they are together last I checked.

but still amadeus is an adult compared to teens and he shouldnt get with any of them

>>85259178
Will there be sex?

>>85260993
>sam
>not a life of suffering

pick one

>>85262299
Compared to other characters, he goes through the same amount of shit.
He's not special because of it.

>>85262299
he'll catch a robo std from her that infects his helmet

>>85262299
>implying Sam's life wasn't decent overall until Sean Ryan got a hold of him and not only dragged out the shitty "mug dad" arc but also completely ignored all of Sam's previous relationships with heroes to push his "Sam's all alone" bull shit

>>85262093
AmyHulk is going to become the adult in the room in any case, he's already been superhero roadtripping with his sister all self-sufficient-like and has the smarts to make the logical adult decisions.
A close runner-up would be Viv because that toaster probably has an "adult" button that can be pushed when there's a need for someone to have personal responsibility.
Third place goes to the tranny because his date-of-birth hasn't changed and he could (but wouldn't) legally buy booze for everyone.

>>85259178
nuet

>>85260121
They already stealth genderswapped him in one story... well, two stories if you count the aftermath storyline. It's been done.
>>85260388
This. It's a total brainfuck how this doesn't count as more paradox fuel.
>>85260664
Bad Anon! Bad! Don't namedrop!
>>85260702
There's no other universe, Babyclops is secret trans, Adultclops has been secret trans from issue #1 on. His mutie power is an explosion of pink, it hasn't been that subtle.
>>85260769
You forgot to capitalize the P. And the real thing always posts out-of-context panels and tries to provide references.
>>85260949
Again: capital P, if you're going to take over do it right. And they had a Silver Age issue where they explained how he can use the optic blasts themselves to pry open his visor, hands free.
>>85261130
Warren was once canon kidnapped by a woman just to be raped. Yeah, he's pretty hot.
>>85261958
Who the fuck outside of X-fandom even knows who that is?
>>85262263
If there's not at least a ship suggestion within six issues we must riot.

>>85260591 Hey that old man is fucking awesome so shut your mouth.

>>85267945
He actually kinda is.
Despite having a whole "confused by being from an alternate reality" Alzheimers thing going on he still managed to tempt Jailbait Jean into violating the temporal prime directive.
Even Storm flirted with him, he's still got it after all these years of future past.

>>85259226
I like the issue where her parents stone her to death.

>>85270572
I like the issue were she gets honor killed

>>85260222
Dude ,serious if you dont like just dont read

>>85259178
>>85260993

I'm already tires of her T shirt and Jeans

Please give her a god damn costume ASAP

>>85272541
>Is a girls goes out to shopping
>Kamala tries to teach the importance of a costume to Viv
>Viv says how pointless it is since anyone can identify her for her red skin

>>85272541
She should use a cape