>you wake up from a party >sees this on your thigh what

>>85258310
amputate

>>85258310
It looks like I'm unemployed now.
Who am I kidding, I'm already unemployed.

>>85258362
>not tattoo removal
>being unable to go find the guy that did that to you and kick his nuts

>>85258310
Calm down OP, it's just sex

>>85258310
I really hope that's just a woman with hairy legs

>>85258310
>what do you do?
If chicks dig it, then I do absolutely nothing.

>>85258415
You must be really lame at parties.

>>85258310

Shit, how long was I out? That's an elaborate tattoo and also my leg hair is now white.

>>85258367
unemployed because of a thigh tattoo? what are you a church lifeguard?

>>85258367
>tattooed thigh
>unemployed
Nah, who the fuck exposes their thighs in the workplace.

>>85259543
You haven't had fun until you've amputated something at a party.

>>85258310
Same thing I did when I got a bunch of Captain America shirts. Read everything about the character so I don't feel like a fake fan.

>>85260348

You got drunk at a party and woke up with a bunch of Captain America shirts? Weird. Same thing happened to me.

>>85260348
>>85260383
this is wierd because this also happend to me

>>85258310
>going to parties

>>85258310

Thats a stick on, so I guess I wash it off and get a real Tattoo

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>>85258310
> wake up from party
> what do?

I... eat all of the eggs?

>>85258310
OP, do you know how long tattoos take? Especially one that detailed it could have taken hours just with the inking and colors alone, and I'm sure you would've woken up from the pain of it.

Stop being such a faker.

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Babs Tarr is a good artist, could be a lot worse.

I think the only tattoo I'll ever get is this on my forearm. It represents the beginning of Superman's history and the meaning can never be changed.

>>85258310
Wonder why I'd ever get Babs over Cass

>>85258362
Beat me to it.

>>85258310
wonder how my calves got so fat and why on earth I think thighs are the lower part of my leg

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>>85261033

You could get a group picture...

>>85260303
UPS drivers?

>>85258362
Came her solely to post this.

>>85258310
Drink away the massive fucking hangover I presumably have while reciting the Bloody Mary full of vodka prayer, because that would've required one hell of a lot of partying to get me to make that decision.

>>85258310
what the fuck, i hate batgirl rebirth now

>>85258310
Inner or outer?