why weren't ozy's nips criticized like clooney-batman's

>>85243153

People were too busy criticizing everything else.

And Snyder didn't zoom in on them like Schumacher did.

>>85243234

Do not hire a guy that start with a "S" to direct a super hero movie.

>>85243153
I thought he was going for Greco-Roman also >>85243234

>>85243153
Cause it's supposed to be satire.

>>85243301
>Greco-Roman
>Eye of Hours
O-okay...

>>85243692

Ozymandius is the persian name of Alexander the great, which is when the greeks conquered egypt and set up pthumerian dynasty in egypt, syncretising greco-roman and egyptian pantheons, and laying the way open for henotheism and monotheism to take route in greece many centuries later.

>>85244003
Ozymandias the Greek name for Ramesses II you absolute retard.

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>>85244003
Ozymandias is Rameses II you fucking ding dong

Alexander didn't set up any dynasty in Egypt, it was Ptolemy who set up his dynasty in the wars of the Diadochoi after Alexander's death. Pthumerian is from fucking blood borne you mong.
Monotheism spread because Sol Invictus and Christianity were super close enough for Constantine to consider Christianity to be valid, and become the political religion of Late Antiquity

>>85243272
>Scorsese
>Spielberg

Would either of them be able to adapt a capeshit story, and what would it be?

>>85243153
Overshadowed by the blue penis.

>>85244114
>monotheism spread
>christianity
>forgetting the hellenic judaism period

>>85244567
>speilberg adapts a capeshit story

It would have to be Powerpack or somethign with children who might have to be very quiet while something monsterous searches for them.

>>85243692


Classical Egypt was GREEK you dumbass

It goes more with his persona and ego then batman, batman should not have nipples on his suit no matter what

>>85244114
we wuz romans and shit

>>85243404

This. It was intentional.

>>85243153
ozy is a pedophile going for a statuesque look

>>85243153
Because Snyder thinks he's very clever for parodying that and unfortunately, people agree.

Because people decided to complain that his actor was too skinny and young looking instead, which is true. Adrian and Laurie were pretty badly miscast for this movie.

Doesn't really matter though because the plot and direction were terrible to begin with.

>>85243301
Shoe maker has said that's what he was going for to. He failed, obviously, but still.

>>85246987
He is though.
Superhero costumes look different depending on the medium, and the Watchmen movie is referencing its medium as the comic did.
It also characterizes Ozy, by dressing gayer, much like Schumacher was doing with Batman for his own preferences. More than a parody or a mockery, is a tribute to superhero movie history as a whole.

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>>85247099
>Shoe maker has said that's what he was going for to.
Yeah right. He was clearly perving on the characters.