Hey /co/, I just found Batman's credit card. Musta dropped

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Put it in yah butt!

>>85209430
Buy bat dildos. Then whatever else you want.
Then when he comes after you, you can attack him with said dildos. You just gotta nail him with one, with some witnesses.

You'll be in the slammer no matter what, but this time you got a story to tell. You'll be the guy that attacked Batman with bat dildos.

I mean, look at that guy that nailed Flash with a boomerang. Guy is an A list boss now.

>>85209430
>Batman (Good Thru) Forever
Unfuckingbelievable

A

>>85209508
So does that mean that it was expired?

>>85209508
mind=blown

>>85209430
I'm not stealing money from the Bat. That fucker will hunt me down and leave bat shaped scars all over my ass from the bat indents on his boots

I turn it into Gotham police and if the corrupt cops misuse it that's their problem.

>>85209572
You're not stealing it.
It's more like you're borrowing money from the Gothcard company for Batman to pay.

Use it to pay for the money DC lost on Suicide Squad

>>85209537

BAT

>>85209430
we buy a 100 clown strippers for him

>>85209430

send it to doug walker's house

man, i sure am a funny guy

>Gothcard

I suppose Master Bruce wouldn't fit

>>85209430
It makes total sense actually, if Batman is ever in a situation where he can't use cash.

>Be Bruce Wayne
>Own a whole Swiss Bank-type business, known for secrecy
>"Sorry, can't tell you who the Batman is, we always protect the privacy of our clients"

Using Bruce Wayne credit card would compromise his identity instantly, as would using the card of any associate of Wayne's.