Hey kids ! Wakko here with getting laid tip 213: The backrub

>getting Chad's sloppy seconds

C'mon dude. At that point you might as well just stay home and Wacko it off.

>>85181443
>bumping a thread within 5 minutes of the last response

>>85181150
>she'll be massaging your prostate.
Any anons ever have this done? It feels fucking incredible.

>>85181525
From a guy or a girl?

>>85181150
I wish you were here giving us advice like this every day, Wakko. We sure could use someone like you doing this every day until you reached tip 1000.

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>>85181150
>Find a chick who's just been dumped, and comfort her by massaging her shoulders and soon...
Wakko's VOICE
>>85181150
>... she'll be massaging your prostate.
Hero's

Now Obi-wan will say "I want you inside me"

>>85182023
Girl.

But if you prefer men, I ain't gonna give you shit for it. A finger's a finger after all.

>>85181525
Yes.

>>85182132
source?

>>85181525
I've had prostate exams before.

Trust me, if you're into prostate massage it's all about the setting and the other party. The act itself basically just feels like you're busting for a shit but you can't go because something crawled up your ass.

It's not painful or particularly humiliating (again, unless you want it to be) so don't let me put you off getting a prostate exam if it's medically indicated - it just might save your life. Or set your mind at ease by ruling out prostate malfunction.

No, you don't want the ultrasound probe instead.