Whomp UpdateHair fantasy parties are sweeping the nation! People from all walks of life place their cranial foliage atop other people's heads to create the amusing illusion of novelty! Not only is this social activity save our time and money spent on hair changing products, but it distracts us just a little more from our mad rush to the grave!
Ronnie, go see a fucking psychiatrist. You fat fuck.
>>85176995
I was thinking about the recent comic about all the different half-brothers of Ronnie when I saw Ice Pirates the other day. This was just too perfect not to share.
>>85177074
He did. It didn't end well.Doctor Abby Grace rubs her eyes. "Where are you right now, Mr Filyaw?" "I'm in my room, of course. And SOMEONE didn't knock!" Doctor Morty Vaison slams his hand on the desk. "You're in Citytown Mental Health Hospital. You're a patient!" Ronnie seems to ignore their frustration as he clutches a Christmas card. He gazes at the image of Santa. "Ha ha, my dad hates this picture of him. I hope he visits me again soon."
>>85177109
>Doctor Morty Vaison
>Moti Vation
>M Dude
SHALLOW LORE
>>85177109
Thats actually terrifying.
Fuck the idea of not seeing reality in any way like that is scary and I hate it.
>>85176995Shortshorts tho
>>85177201
When I was in gradeschool, my class did a stage play that was basically a native american version of Cinderella. I was the narrator for the third act.
Ever since that play, I have had a mild fear that when I go to the bathroom, I'm not actually in a bathroom, and in fact I am pissing in front of a bunch of my peers/coworkers/whoever in some public space.
>>85176995
You dress like a whore agris
>>85177271
How the fuck are those two things related
>>85177358
Anxiety about embarrassing myself in front of others, I guess.
>>85177201
you and me both brother, shit is not okay
>>85177302
She's getting ready for work, so she's probably still wearing what she slept in. I doubt she wears 80's shorts to work.
Closest I could find in my 15 seconds of searching.
>>85177271
My class did a puppet show. I don't remember the story, I think it was original with shitty puppets we made ourselves. I was in charge of dumping the glitter out at the end, and I guess I did it too early and the teacher hit my hands with a ruler repeatedly until I had welts.
This was the 70's so nobody cared.
>>85177271
>covered up mirrors for years when showering/on the toilet
>tried to be naked for a short a time as possible.
I think every kid, for however brief a period, goes through a time where they think they might be watched at all times.
>>85177302Hey fuck you, those tiny running shorts are the comfiest things in the world.
>>85177109
WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>85177271
You should totally submit that to Deep Dark Fears.
>>85177407
That's extreme even for a 70's New York City Catholic school.
>>85177444
>I think every kid, for however brief a period, goes through a time where they think they might be watched at all times.
Haha That's funny, Dave. Don't worry. Nobody is watching you. It's okay. Just take another sip of Mountain Dew from the can next to you and continue to browse 4chan. Nobody can see you. We promise.
>>85177109
DEEPEST LORE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tI7FkF3Z6ms
It's been two and a half weeks since the last Let's Speak English. Ronnie needs to get over to Japan and take over for it.
>>85177407
>implying she doesn't wear shorts to entice the Pandas into mating
>>85180233
>ronnie as an english teacher in japan
>>85177444
>I think every kid, for however brief a period, goes through a time where they think they might be watched at all times.
These days you are being watched at all times.
>>85180308
But with the children evacuated, all that's left to teach are the teachers.
>>85176995
>mfw the overweight fast-food shill shills fooling in bathrooms
>>85176995
I've never been sexually attracted to Agrias before, but short shorts and midriff are really doing it for me.
>>85176995
Is this fan service?
>>85176995
You are all now imagining what is really happening with Ronnie in the asylum and the poor doctor stuck playing his game. She just wants to see her family again.
>>85177109
So why does the man in the Hawaiian shirt manifest as Runnie's Replace, who only ever interacts with Agrias?
>>85177271
I had this EXACT fear.
I literally would always double check that my pants were down whenever taking a piss at school.
>>85177109
What are the nuggets he loves so much then? What's the significance of Ronnie's clone that was full of chicken nuggets? What has Ronnie been eating this whole time?
Oh god!
>>85183666
Sometimes a nugget is just a nugget
>>85176995
I want to fuck Agrias!
>>85177153
>motivation