Enter, young anons, for it is time to tell you a tale, a storytime

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>>85138295

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>>85138312

Storytiming my comic, HMMMMMMM?

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>>85138352

What the fuck is this shit?

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>>85138369

This wasn't in this year's SOP, right?

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>>85138503

Is this a comic about the devil?

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> Has an entire show criticizing comics
> Can't even write a half way original story
Oh Lewis.
The sheer ineptitude of this never fails to astound me. Didn't he write a """"novel""""" too when he was a kid?

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>>85138568
A series of them. 3 in total.

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>>85138585
>tfw Linkara honestly thought using different names for the art credit would fool people

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>>85138295
Here's another one we should have gotten to on Comic-Con.

>>85138295
Even the creator hates this comic.
Just why?

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>>85138568
All he does is trash talk it anytime he talks about it, so there is hope.

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>>85139036
>30% off wicker
Wicker is horrible, you couldn't pay me to take some of it.

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>>85139083

>>85138534
That might actually be interesting, so no.

>>85138637
I think he said he did it to so the comic would look "more professional". Considering the shitty art and horrible writing, I suspect he was delusional.

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>>85138735

oh boy apples!

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>>85138683
>dying your hair with furniture paint
That seems like a bad idea.

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>>85139149
This really isn't that bad a costume. It's basically white lantern Parallax, but it looks cool as shit imo.

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>>85139421

Y'know he tried to pitch Lightbringer to Dark Horse Comics? I can only imagine how the conversation went.

>Okay, Mr. Lovhaug. We here at Dark Horse take pride in our work, so I hope you feel that your work is the best of the best.
>I understand completely, Mr. Dark Horse Guy.
>Just call me Joe.
>Right. Mr. Dark Horse Joe.
>...Okay, just sell me your pitch.
>Alright. Well, my comic is called Lightbringer. Think of it as a cross between the cosmic power-set of Green Lantern and the gritty street-level issues of Punisher MAX.
>Okay, I can picture it. What else can you tell me about it?
>Well, Mr. Dark Horse Joe, take what I've said, and imagine it illustrated by a seventh grader who took Band Class instead of Art.
>Uhh, sure.
>Oh, but that's not all. Imagine the writing as if it were written by the same seventh grader who read "Watchmen" twice and completely misinterpreted the main philosophical tenets and motivations of the characters. Especially Rorschach.
>...Yeah, I dunno if--
>ESPECIALLY RORSCHACH.
>...We'll call you if we're interested.
>Sweet! I'll drop by the Dark Horse offices at noon tomorrow!
>I'll warn the front desk.

Or something to that effect.

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>>85139505

I actually know Linkara because of this comic, and I haven't seen any other stuff by him.

the fact that this guy is a comic critic and there are people who take his opinions seriously is completely baffling. This is comparable to Sonichu, not only because of the awful art, but also the amount of sel-importance, delusion, uninspired ideas, and all around completely insipid storytelling.

I'm forever amazed by Lightbringer's shittiness

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>>85139224
His fetish is already leaking into this.

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>>85139540
At least Linkara isn't dying right now.

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>>85139592
Not sure I know what you're talking about anon.

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>>85139540
Linkara's opinions are simple enough that anybody can agree with them. "Ultimates 3", "Ultimatum", and various other 90s comics are all easy targets for ridicule.

See, what really keeps Linkara bolstered is that he doesn't have much in the way of competition. The only other big name in comic reviews outside of comics journalism sites is CBG19.

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>>85138720
The fact he hates it only makes it more necessary to story time it.

>>85138295
TALKING ABOUT ME HMMMMMM

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>>85139793

who in their write mind would story time this
or read this
HMMMMMMMMM?

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>>85139083
At first I thought the costume design was at least one thing this comic did well, but then I realized it's just of ripoff of Doctor Light's suit. So not only can Linker not write, he can't even design an original superhero costume.

Maybe that's why he turns into a fedora power ranger in his videos instead of something original.

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>>85140331

Have we gotten to the crossover with Linkara's other self-insert character yet? The one literally named Linkara?

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>>85141111
check them

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>>85141124
That's it that's all my niggers, the light has been brought as much as I have to bring it.

Have a good night, love yourselves and eachother, you nasty cock sluts.

>>85138337
What the hell happened in October?

>>85138337
>Parents wanted kid to become an actor
>Disappoint them by owning a small business

Bizarro world.

>>85138978
Her superhero name should've been Lady Lux

>>85138295
Isn't Lightbringer another name for Lucifer?

>>85139306
Don't worry, didn't you read that he can get it out with ease using shampoo? Cause that's how furniture paint works: it's easily removable, same as car paint.

>>85141702
Yes, yes it is. Take into account that this was written by a Midwestern conservative kid and it's extra funny.

>>85138568
>>85138761
Until he started getting negative press he used to use his show to talk up his comic. Saying stuff like 'this is awful, read my book instead, it does this stuff right'.

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>>85139540
Lightbringer is terrible, but Sonichu is on a whole different plane.
Sonichu is more like a terrible fever dream than a comic.

>>85138295
What I don't get is why he didn't just write a book or some fanfic?
Not saying his writing is good or anything (god knows it isn't), but surely even Linkara's ego isn't large enough to think that his art is even remotely passable.
I mean, compared to this shit Tails Get's Trolled is fucking Orc Stain.

Anon you're not even providing the Lewis Lovcock's commentary. It's some insightful shit

>>85144434
Well to his credit his art improved slightly over time and he did ask other artists on how he could improve. Granted that he did think that art didn't require practice, he thought there was just secret technique or something you could just learn to become food or something

>>85144474
Post some choice examples.

>>85138735
It kind of weirds me out that the comic seems THAT preoccupied with rape. This is what,the fifth mention of it? That's before pretty much any mention of bank robbing or the usual things cape comics focus on.

>>85144715
maybe he's just trying to emulate Allan Moore.

>>85144709
Now then, back during the first arc, I mentioned that there'd be a second reason as to why I created the Slavers and here it is. During the second season run of Battlestar Galactica, there's an episode titled "Black Market." In it, the character Apollo is investigating an illegal Black Market of supplies, drugs, prostitution, and even child prostitution for clients who raped children. In the story, when given the same choice Lightbringer was given, Apollo shot the leader of the Black Market in the head and had the Black Market continue because he felt that it did more good alive than dead. I'm pretty sure he shut down the child prostitution part of it, but I'm still so mad at the episode that I can't remember exactly. Again, my philosophies are seeping into the story and part of it is that while there are some moral grey areas, there are still moral absolutes of black and white. And continuing something that's evil just because some "good" comes from it is just terrible and definitely on the "black" side of things, so this was my needed response to it.

>>85144858
This is only a section of commentary for this page >>85139595

>>85139630
>poorlittlewhiteguy.tiff

bumperino. more people have to see this.

How old was he when he made this?

>>85149544
18-20? Old enough to know better, at least.

>>85149741
You still do stupid shit at that age. He gets more flack than he deserves.

>>85149891
And if this was the only thing he's ever done, that would be fine. But the fact is, this man is a reviewer. He has dedicated his life to pointing out the rights and wrongs of comics. That's his job, he gets payed to do that. So when something like Lightbringer comes up, his reviews lose their worth. Imagine if Adam Sandler started his own review show and all he did was shit on other bad movies. Would you still be as forgiving?

>>85150150
It's been almost 10 years since he's worked on these comics. And unlike Sandler, it's not like he had a good career that just went downhill due to numberous failed projects, this is just one project made a long time ago.

I think it's ridiculous to hold it against him, as if a critic can't have made crap in the past in order to point out flaws in other works. Even he seems to be aware that Lightbringer wasn't good.

>>85138377
The work of a man who makes a living criticizing comics.

>>85150150
He did another project: revolution of the mask.

>>85150150
He's not even reviewing. He's doing a comic book version of MST3K.

>>85150653
Maybe is his reviews weren't awful, too, it could be let go.

>>85144715
It arouses him.

It's why he acts so incensed about rape as a topic in his show, it's to try and cover for his fetish for it.

>>85151159
Or maybe he finds it to be a very evil thing. It's just gossip at this point.

>>85138295
bump

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>>85154325
source: http://flickrhivemind.net/Tags/avonelle/Timeline

>>85138568
It crosses over with this series.

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Linkara everyone!
This man works for the Nostalgia critic!

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>>85154463
Yes, Linkara swoops in to save Lightbringer from Darkbringer(?). I wonder if the dude still thinks in white and black.

>>85154573
but don't we all have some questionable/remarkable sexual interests?

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This is also sort of related.

It's also of worth to note that Linkara at some point dated a transwoman who he would consistently insist was not a transwoman when people asked. Eventually they broke up and it came out that they fucked and she totally had a penis. He denied ever knowing, despite having fucked this person.

>>85154731
Ha! Hahaha, fuckin no. What's wrong with you? Holy shit! kek

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he made a movie too

I think it'd be funny if DC sued him for the Dr Light likeness

>>85155905
kek someone should stream this shit tonight it was great

Not even the Room was as much of a deluded ego project as Linkara's movie, it was amazing how much he just circlejerk celebrated himself.

>>85156989
cytube eggkara

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>>85154892
Him liking trannies isn't something to fuss over, most people on here like at least futa if not 3d cock. Him being a little closeted queer about it is another thing.

Linkara and CWC look the exact same and both have autism. Both have the same style of drawing.

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That's fucking Doctor Light if he had stayed retarded

>>85138352
>taking out a loan from slavers who killed your parents to start a small furniture business
>rather than moving

>>85139446
Underrated post.

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>>85154325
>we all get fat and old

>>85143514
That was a different comic, Revolution of the Mask. I'd like to see a storytime on that.