Ever wanted to win any argument on batman? well now you'll be able to as i storytime every issue of batman.
(If anyone has a collected Detective comics torrent it'll be really helpful
>>85134254
lets get this started then anons
>>85134254
Godspeed on this journey anon. This may be a long trip.
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>>85134330
it'll be fun i think, hope you enjoy
>>85134254
You're not gonna give up on us like that faggot yesterday, are you?
>>85134254
wew good luck op
>>85134254
Golly OP! this sure seems like a tough job!
>>85134386
this issue has two of my fave classic stories, the first appearance of the Joker which has him as more of a sadistic mobster and The Monster Men
>>85134398
im aiming to do only 3 or so issues tonight, its 3am here and i'll likely got sleep when my girl does.
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>>85134469
thanks
Holy shit this is going to take like six months.
Good luck, OP.
>>85134535
so what is everyone's fave batman villains? I would say Magpie, KGBeast, Killer Moth, Two Face and Harley are mine
Here's this
https://www.limetorrents.cc/-torrent-6009870.html
God speed OP. I believe in you.
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>>85134681
>limetorrents
Sure, if you want a fucking homosexual raping you in your sleep
>>85134586
Roughly rounded to lets say 800 Batman issues at lets round at 25 pages each to make20,000page. 4chan requires 30 seconds between each image post so around10,000minutes or175hours.
Spoilered in case OP doesn't want to despair at the challenge facing him.
You're more of a madman than x-anon
Godspeed
>>85134254
wew, somebody tried doing this a year or two back and didn't get very far
Speaking of insane storytimers, where's Geoff Johns GL anon been?
>>85134847
Or the guy who was doing Wally storytime.
>>85134815
I don't think so. If he sticks to only the main Batman series it should be relatively easy, if not somewhat lenghty, to get through, whereas X-Anon said he had over 5000 issues to run.
>>85134679
R'as and the Court of the Owls are my favos
>>85134790
Maybe it can be one or two a day. Sometimes a slow burn is better than a flashbang
>>85134790
Don't forget having to eat, sleep, and shit.
And God forbid OP has a day job.I'm glad I'm only doing C-Listers
This Joker is edgy as fuck.
>>85134681
holy shit thank you anon
>>85134976
MOM'S
>>85134914
What is x-anon doing?
>>85135037
Everything X-Men.
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>>85135016
before we start up with memes, i highly reccomend checking Suicide Squad, not Ayer's best but one of the best and most faithful comic adaptations i've seen
>>85135185
i must apologise for slow upload time, captcha takes forever to load
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>>85135226
No problem
>>85135279
One issue in and Batman already has bullshit devices and prep time.
Posting in Epic thread!
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>>85135467
OP, you should probably buy a 4chan pass if you want to keep this up.
>>85135493
And so begins the monster men
>>85135509
i may have to
>>85134254
You'll never finish
>>85135522
Just think of how much trouble would be saved if Batman just let him fall here.
>>85135558
take note on Batman's body count in this issue
>>85135572
you know he's regretting it now
>>85135571
probably not, but it'll be fun whilst it last right?
>>85135572
That was the original plan before Finger had to change the ending.
>>85135621
one unwritten rule of the monster men is their ability to change size every panel
>>85135622
really? any story to that?
>>85135730
>>85135730
COMIC URBAN LEGEND: Joker was originally killed off in his SECOND appearance!
STATUS: True
Most everyone knows that the Joker’s first appearance came in the pages of Batman #1, in 1940.
But did you know that he almost made his LAST appearance later that very same issue?
At the time, Bob Kane was not very big on repeating villains. If you messed with Batman, odds are you were going to end up dead. Not by Batman, per se, but SOMEthing bad was going to happen to you that would send you on to the great beyond. Obviously, a big difference between the comics then and now is that they were not thinking of these stories lasting for decades and decades. It was just “what can I think of next?”.
So therefore, at the end of Batman #1, in 1940, in his second appearance (his first appearance being the lead story of the issue) the Joker accidentally stabs himself and dies at the end of the comic.
That is it. He was dead. Luckily, Joker had himself a benefactor who saw the utility of the Joker. Batman editor Whitney Ellsworth felt that it would be a waste to kill the character off so soon, so he actually had them ADD a panel, after the comic was complete, that had an ambulance driver remark something along the lines of, “My goodness! He’s still alive!”
Imagine how different things would have been if he had not stepped in?
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>>85135773
interesting, based Ellsworth
>>85135800
this was the last time strange appeared for the next 50 or so years i belive
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>>85135730
Huh this gives me insight on King's upcoming Monster Men crossover and current story with Strange.
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>>85136000
and so ends the monster men
next up is catwoman
>>85136038
not gonna lie this one is kinda boring
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>>85136038
This
>>85136156
anyone still here?
>>85136224
Yes
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>>85136224
Yeah
>>85136224
Yes
>>85136373
getting some frank miller vibes from here
>>85136422
this comic has the right idea, but probably contributed to at least a few child deaths in the 40's
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>>85136591
now we got that shit out of the way lets get ready for the jokers return
>>85136630
the 1st panel on page 1 will make Gordon proud
>>85136591
Batman thinking with his dick.
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>>85136807
Close axe
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>>85137149
bump
>>85137149
and there passes the joker, a villain who was never seen again
Bless you anon. You shine on you crazy diamond. Do you have a date and or time when you are going to start these?
Oh, and please have the same title for all your threads. Or link to the new thread in the last post and link to the old thread in the new thread. I would really appreciate it <3
>>85137037
>Robin almost killed by a well-timed shove
>>85137199
ill start issue 2 tommorw, probably do more than one issue as well next time round.
Anyway hope you all enjoyed, im aiming to get the the Monk story soonish which is a great strip.
batbump
IS OP specifically doing Batman the series or all things directly Batman related like X-Anon is?
Cause we'd need some Batman and the Outsiders, Robin, Nightwing, Azrael, Superman/Batman, Batgirl, Elseworlds etc etc.
>>85134679
The riddler all day, everyday
>>85135405
Just straight up gonna murder robin Joker? Ice cold right from the start
>>85135800
Bruce needs to learn to mind his surroundings. Lot of "accidentally" punching people off of ledges
>>85134254
You can't do that! IT's impossible
>>85134311
Wow, Joe didn't even kill her by accident? What a horrible excuse for a human being.
>>85135928
I was gonna say that it wasn't really his fault that the two monsters killed each other, but that was literally his plan
>>85135952
Jesus Christ. A bat lynching
>>85134698
Brute Nelson?
>>85135002
>Batman making lame puns
Jesus Christ, how horrifying!
>>85135226
>you once sent me to prison
So does this confirm the Joker was a gangster before becoming what he is, or is he just bullshitting?
>>85135599
Ah yes, the asylum never could hold anyone, could it?
>>85136591
Batman's like "you'll understand when you're older kid"
>>85136038
King Kong?
>>85136888
>gee whiz unexplained playing cards, maybe you outta touch them
The gcpd everyone
>>85136994
The trapping him plan doesn't really make sense, since he always announces his crimes beforehand anyways
Thanks OP, you're doing God's work
>>85134535
Batman 001 (1940) (digital) (Minutemen-Faessla)
http://www35.zippyshare.com/v/PWYZRYHI/file.html
Batman 002 (1940) (digital) (Minutemen-Faessla)
http://www65.zippyshare.com/v/fJ9Cq1G4/file.html
Batman 003 (1940) (digital) (Minutemen-Faessla)
http://www65.zippyshare.com/v/lztwNrS8/file.html
>>85143168
Cool
You're madman anon
I'll be supporting you in your story time. Good luck man.
Onwards my friends for issue 2
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>>85145956
have a bump
>>85134254
>well now you'll be able to as i storytime every issue of batman.
I respect your enthusiasm, but I give you until 1945 before you quit. TOPS.
>>85146678
This
Up
>>85136558
>QUIET OR PAPA SPANK!
>>85149101
They've been at this since the 30's. They should just get married already.
>>85134254
Are you insane? Godspeed, you crazy fuck.
>>85146788
Looks like he didn't even finish the second issue.
No shade OP, you crazy dreamer
>>85148823
Good
>>85153858
sorry anon, had a friends party.
Im back now but'll be leaving in a few hours to see suicide sqaud again
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>>85156762
so the joker dies a second time, next up, Mr. Hyde knock off
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>>85156830
anyone here?
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>>85157057
The previous page always reminds me of that one R. Crumb comic about Mr. Whiteman
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>>85157197
there anyone reading
Yes, thanks anon
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>>85157674
You're the one im doing it for my man
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>>85157935
and so ends the tale, im gonna start a new thread for the next one, and its a good one indeed.
>>85157935
Thank you
>>85134823
Didn't even make it to the boner issue. We can only hope OP fares better
off to see suicide squad, will storytime the next story in about 3 hours time
>>85158998
No problem
>>85158998
It's been 3 hours OP.
Bump for reading
new thread
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