/sug/ - Steven Universe General Happy as can be... Edition

>>85077665
is it me or does steven act more and more like a girl?

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first for best gem

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Jasper's Diamond Dogs

>>85077674
its just you, hes acted this way since the series started

>>85077695
When it started he acted like a young kid but then he supposedly matured but the way he talks in private to MC bear and other stuff like that makes me question things.

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>>85077570

Sure

http://imgur.com/A6G3AVl
http://imgur.com/eJLZOTs
http://imgur.com/83ZLZbL
http://imgur.com/IsmSRpv
http://imgur.com/bViwow3
http://imgur.com/NUPz8EE

She's the same size as Connie.

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Thought I might leave this here.

>would fap to/10[/spoiler

>>85077709
he can be pretty wise and self aware sometimes, but for the most part he still acts like a kid as far as im concerned

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Hooray for Lapis! ;_;

>>85077715
would feed taco bell to / 10

>>85077734
Why would you ever make anyone other than your worst enemy endure that

>>85077731
>Hooray For Lapis anon suddenly bursts in and Perla De Saltine's Lady of the Sea and Lady of the Limbs
What would you do?

>>85077770
what?

dunno... call Indexer and an army of Skynets Leakerbots?

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>>85077734
>taco bell
>TACO BELL

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>>85077770
make hash browns

>>85077742
>>85077797
ok fine
would feed whatever fat nerdy cosplay girls like to eat to / 10

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>And whose your favourite gem?

I know you're here Sucrose.

I love you

>>85077825
I love you too anon

Hey I went to sleep, did you guys got any leaks in the last threads?

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Anyone have the "What do you think of Jasper" comic.

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>>85077831

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>>85077681
I want to say no, and I want to post Peri instead, but even though Peridot is my favourite Centi singing the Chaaaps song was so cute that she really is the best.

She just looked so happy.

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>>85077825
RIP Pearl

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I legitimately got hard when I saw this scene

She's so fucking hot. I want her to put me in a headlock and whisper lewd things in my ear

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>>85077840
No thank goodness
>>85077841

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>>85077841

>>85077855
youd be in a headlock for a whole two seconds before she rolled on her back and exposed herself and whined like a bitch in heat for your cock

thinking jasper is at all a dom is a mistake

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>>85077854
Oh no

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Anyone else is getting that?

I have started having this kind of messages recently, something Mega never gave before.

And every day, it seems to reset the clock to systematically 7 hours and then counting down.

Haven't paid anything, but is it some fishing attempt? Is mega getting unsure to use?

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>>85077878
And now I am getting this. wtf is going on?

>We will never see Alexandrite use her holo projection ability to simultaneously RP as all of her components so we can see Opal, Sugilite, and Sardonyx interact not to mention all the never seen Ruby and Sapphire separate fusions.
Fuck AUs, it can be done in canon.

CG family picnic when?

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Good Morning /sug/

>>85077885
check your add-ons in case something snuck in and run a malware scan if you havent already. ive never gotten anything like that on mega and it never hurts to take some precautions

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>>85077870
Jasper wants Lapis because she recognises that she is just as powerful, but in a different way. It's respect and the joy of having an equal. Mixed with desperation not to lose it. Not deference.

>>85077878
Well Mega got bought out like a year ago. The founder guy said you should back up any data you have on the site.

It was only a matter of time for a basically free file host was going to charge money

Remember happy hour with rapidshare back in the day? Eventually it went away, then the download speed got capped at 140kbps, then 50kbps, then the site died.

>>85077888
>Ruby and Sapphire get in a fight and fuse with Amy and Pearl respectively to spite the other.
>It doesn't feel as good without the other so they stop

Damn, Jasper is putting off some serious BBEG vibes.

What do you guys think she'll do once she assembles the Dragon Balls?

>>85077901
Avast say I got nothing.

>>85077906
jasper wants to be used and abused dont kid yourself

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Jasper's pits

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>it's morning

Daily reminder, that Peridot never will be able to shapeshift girl parts and know sexual pleasure with you.

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>>85077914
Ultimate power!

>>85077906

Sorry m8; Lapis was rubbing Jasper's face in the mud for 95% of their time together, and Jasper got on her knees and pleaded for more just to taste what Lapis could give her again.

Maybe not as subby as Pearl, but definitely more masochistic.

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I hope everything works out for Jasper. She suffered enough. I won't forgive Sucrose if she gets shattered, corrupted or bubbled.

>>85077931
her mouth will do

>>85077910
>Remember happy hour with rapidshare back in the day?
I remember the queue waiting time. That shit run like a geocities site.

>>85077933
Oh fuck, she's got the 4 Star!

>>85077914
try to sex lapis

>>85077931
reminded me that she wouldn't been been able to shapeshift a digestive system from the deleted storyboard.

>>85077910
Is there an other hosting site that doesn't pul that kind of shit, now?

Google drive come to mind.

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>>85077936
I'll be fine with her getting bubbled as long as Lapis drags her out in an emergency.

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>>85077928
Let's get this shit on the road

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When will Connie become the Great Red Dragon

>>85077936
Sorry m8, she's too power-hungry.

She's gonna self-destruct.

>>85077933
I'm glad I'm not the only one that thought this.

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Princess when?

quick swap the main characters of the last videogame you played with your favorite Gems.

now tell me, you can beat the game with them?

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>>85077851

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So any big plans for the day, /sug/?

I have to drive my MIL to the airport...in Toronto...five hours away. Yey.

>>85077961
>power hungry
>openly wants to sub
She's not the self destruct kind of power hungry unless they've got an unmentioned dark god lying around somewhere.

I mean besides the Cluster

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>>85077825

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>>85077933

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>>85077928
Hey I'm at work.

what do i doodle on the post-its that we'll surely run out of by the time i quit later this week?

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>>85077994
>Love sexy buff gym Jasper
>Real muscle women look like shit
I hate my fetish

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>>85078004
I'll fuck you up bitch

>>85077988
>Soundtrack attack
heh
>you can beat the game with them?
No because the game crashed when I tried to load level 1.

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>>85078015
This was not the tungle image I wanted to upload.

>>85078017
>Real muscle women

You mean those orange Skeletor monsters that look like Hulk Hogan with more flowing hair?

>>85077994
>getting married
You deserve every minute of it.

>>85078015
Onion committing various crimes

>>85077936
What if she will be corrupted, and then healed?

>>85077998
Nigga, she's assembling the Dragon Balls.
Only these Dragon Balls are corrupted, insane Gems.

She wants power at any cost, and it's definitely gonna backfire.

Jasper is fucked.

>>85078031
>with more flowing hair?
I'm not going to tell you how to structure your humorous metaphors except I am and it's less flowing hair.

>>85077994
why did it have to be toronto's airports?? is that just the closest you can get in ontario?

>>85077928
It's my day off
>>85078017
Girls that lift ≠ Dehydrated bodybuilders on roid

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full color

well after a night of nothing but work and lurking on /sug/, I'm going to sleep.

good night my dearest anons, may the stars shine down on you and give you the best day ever.

>>85078015
I don't think I have a Cat Lapis from you, can I get one?

>>85077936
"bubbled" is apparently the season final, we'll know her fate in this episode I'm predicting.

>>85077980
Heh.

>>85078048
>She wants power at any cost, and it's definitely gonna backfire.
She just wants to be loved...with tight chains and a firm hand.

>>85077953
>Eventually fuses with Amethyst
>Go crazy with the gluttony, amazed by ability to eat
>Start crazy cooking, lile fried steel wire or rubber salad

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>>85077665
What would you do to get inside the Pearl Prize Pouch, /sug/?

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>>85078017
Not all of them.

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1/5

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>>85078055
She didn't want to deal with the local airport (Sudbury) and a layover at Pearson, so instead we have to drive her down.

But we can't just take the fast way, it's nothing but wilderness and highway. We need to take the LONG way, so we can stop every hour so she can get out and "stretch".

It's gonna be fun.

>>85078069
What makes you think Steven's not the one that gets bubbled?

>>85077988
>Crazy Taxi ( PS2 )
Good game.
>Pearl - Axel
>Lapis - BD Joe
>Amethyst - Gena
>Garnet - Gus
mmkay
>Now tell me,can you beat the game with them?
Sure,no problem. It's just INTENSE gear shifting between reverse and drive,kek.

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>>85078095
2/5

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>>85078102
3/5

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>>85078107
4/5

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>>85078081
What's the point of a fanny pack?

Can't she store shit in her gem?

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>Reading Ronaldo's blog
>Get to May 1, 2014
>He mentions stealing Wifi from Fish Stew Pizza
I can't deal with lore this deep...

>>85078124
It's exhausting for her in the comics.

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>>85078106

>>85077988
Peri would make a decent enough engineer from TF2

>>85078114
Kawaii as fuck

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>>85078114
5/5

>>85078095
>>85078102
>>85078107
>>85078114
just put it together in ifranview

>>85078162
>Lapis
>But no Jasper

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>>85078173
BEYOND SAVING

>>85078095
>peridot sees Steven and Connie's kid
>immediately calls it retarded

Kek

>>85078173
She died on her way back to her home planet.

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>>85078194
JASPERFAGS WILL RIOT

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>>85078165

>>85077870
depends on your own level of strength mate. I don't think you'd be as tough as her so I don't think she'd bottom to you.

>>85078173
>Jasper
literal who? do you mean Bismuth?

>>85078088
>that makeup

for what purpose

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Daily Reminder Why Lapis is Worst Gem:

>Doesn't know what she wants.
>Moody as fuck all the time for no reason.
>Terrible decision-making under pressure, like impressively bad.
> Low-key sadist.

I can't get over how easily Connie ruins episodes. She's like the spoon of tar in the proverbial barrel of honey. Not to mention Pearl and Steven act like complete tools around her.

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>>85078117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1d4C1ZQKmw4
>And we never saw Jasper again. She will walk through each night, held captive by numerous desires until the day of her demise.

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>>85078038
>>85078062
sorry i'm so slow!
here you go, there's just a blue gel pen around right now

>>85078211
>implying id want anything to do with that kind of crazy in the first place

no thank you. give me a pearl any day

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>>85078232
Yeah, I know right

>>85078232
how many episodes has she been in now
she's a main character idiot
stop shitposting

>>85077988
>Zone of the Enders Second Runner
>Lapis
I'm gonna say that's a no but she might do pretty well.

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>>85078213
She's 18.

>>85078224
Amethyst is still best gem.

>>85078162
Greg would never cut his hair and wear a bourgeoisie sweater. Also, where's Jasper?

>>85078226
> Low-key sadist.

but that's why she's best gem

>>85078209
I love grandpa greg :|

>>85078117
I'd play a SU fighting game. Make Jasper a grappler

>>85078245
that's the difference between you an me then lad. I can say as someone who'd view themselves closer to a pearl that'd like a Jasper please.

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>>85078262

>>85078213
Because she like to put on make-up. Why not?

>>85078290
On that photo, dumbass.

>>85078262
>>85078290
That's still relatively young, anon(s).

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I love merged stories like this...

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>>85078262
>she started cosplaying

welp

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Are you excited for today's episode, /sug/?

>>85078255
>implying she's a main character
>implying that would somehow make her immune to criticism
Take the poo to the loo.

>>85078308
>magically knowing the age of people in photographs

ayylmao

>>85078316
what character is that?

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Rhino gem when?

>>85078266
>a bourgeoisie sweater
>bourgeoisie
>using a plural noun for a singular adjective
It's 'bourgeois sweater' you philistine.

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>>85078319

>yfw Lapis, Peridot and Bismut get the Daria treatment and get their own Spin-off, in which they move from Beach City to Omaha in the first episode only to Peridot to get abducted by a gropu of anonymous people.

>>85078232
>an't get over how easily Connie ruins episodes.
I really don't see how she ruin anything.

Are there actually so little people who genuinely enjoy her Dork side?

>>85078303
the juxtaposition of the makeup on such a buff body just doesnt work well imo

"natural" makeup is what i was expecting not "pop star" which throws me off

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When will Steven fuse with more than one human at once?

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>>85078332
chun li

https://www.instagram.com/julia_vins/?hl=en

>>85078346
>the juxtaposition of the makeup on such a buff body just doesnt work well imo
It look fucking perfect. You just have shit taste, anon.

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When will Pearl become human.

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>>85078338
KEK

>>85078349
That's what I was thinking at first, but since when does Chun Li have an alt-costume with kitty boob window?

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>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks
>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks
>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks
>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks
>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks
>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks
>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks
>Pearl Sucks
>Lapis Sucks

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>>85078331
>what is metadata
>what is image reverse search and conecting the dots.

go back to pic related

>>85078349
Why is that cat a gundam?

>>85078352
it looks perfect

just not on that body

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>Amethyst will reform

Does this mean we'll get another design overhaul soon?

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>>85078316
Then there's Samantha Wright as well. There are cute, power-lifter and bodybuilder girls, it's just that the media and internet is over-saturated by the dumb cows who take testosterone and steroids to improve their results and end up looking like men.

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>>85078316
Someone need to ask her to try out the Fusion Samus suit.

>>85078373
NEW INTRO FOR SEASON 4.
IT'S NEED TO BE DONE.

>>85078376
>who take testosterone and steroids to improve their results and end up looking like men.
Source?

>>85078334
>What is Jasper

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where were you when jasper got 2/12 of the talismans of shendu?

I thought that one when Stephen was talking about the invasion, so the creators spoke to fandom and quoted different theories? In general, this episode seemed to be saying to the fans: Pearl and its ultra care, jokes about the best gem, the very brutal Jasper, joke with the photo in the end, the same Connie and so on.

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>>85078363
>implying 4chan doesn't automatically scrub EXIF for boards other than /p/
>implying you reverse image searched until you found an image with EXIF and "connected the dots"

Show us those dots then, oh great reverse image searcher

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So what did Kofi do in his past? Was he Batman or something?

>>85078395
Ayyy yaaaaa!

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>>85078343
>lel this little squishy girl is part of team now
>she's totally useful and not just stuffed in there by the producers to pull the grrrl demographic
>let's have her by an insufferable nerd to appeal to the shy dorky girls more
>but also make her command Steven like a lackey to show girls they can be in charge
>"Pearl, the cold elegant gem who normally hates humans, totally loves Connie and makes her a protege and Steven fawns over her, it's just like my fanfiction!"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AkLE4X-bbU

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>>85078360
She said herself it was Chun Li.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BFTVBIaFIuC/?taken-by=julia_vins&hl=en

Probably different so they didn't get sued.

>>85078364
Could just be a random cutesy prop.

>>85078373
>Every crystal gem gets beat somehow
>In order to get new outfits for a new intro
I would like to see how they would do it without it seeming arbitrary.

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>>85078395
>talismans of shendu
oh I never thought I would see a JCA reference here

>>85078353
who is this cum drum?

>>85078391
A tiger clearly.

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What happens if a McDonalds opens up in Beach City?

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>>85078449

>>85078449
It's all a Cartoon Network plot to make you believe women are human. Fortunately you subvert it by watching every episode while in disgust, which is exactly what they hate most. Stay strong and a free thinker my friend.

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>>85078464
Kazooie in human form. Yes, that Kazooie.

>>85078449
Why tan lines?

>>85078478
Kofi and Mr Fryman burn it to the ground

>>85078489
you don't happen to know the artist then do ya?

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>>85078004
>>85077825
Literally the best part of this Steven Bomb.

>>85078449
>She's brown and I'm racist.

>>85078500
Nope

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>>85078456
>tfw she would make a better Major than scarjo

Disregarding the lack of acting experience of course.

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>>85078449
Connie wants to be like Pearl: knowledgeable, functional, powerful. Pearl laps up attention, especially admiration. Steven listens to Connie like he does Pearl. It's in character for everyone.

Also it means he's going out with a girl that's just like his Mum.

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>>85078511
THIS SHIT GETS ME EVERYTIME REEEEEE

>>85078475
>What is Jasper's Rhino-Horn-Shaped Helmet

>>85078449
>lel this little squishy girl is part of team now
>she's totally useful and not just stuffed in there by the producers to pull the grrrl demographic
you say any of that as if there was anything wrong with it.
>>but also make her command Steven like a lackey to show girls they can be in charge
Not really. Steven hads actually called on on her shit. Several times.
>>"Pearl, the cold elegant gem who normally hates humans,
She only had a thing against Greg. Not humans. Also, Pearl and Connie have bonded a little since they have been training.

One episode a day was fun at first but now it's just annoying. It's too much SU, too quickly.

I hope CN sorts out the schedule. Stop with the Steven Bombs and do weekly airings.

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>>85078389
Common sense. You can look it up yourself if you want. Women don't magically get manly faces and low voices simply by doing sports. Julia has 1 in a 1000 genetics, normally a woman would have to juice like crazy to be her size.

Pic is a powerlifting champ and a WOMAN.

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>>85078395
Bad Tohru, those aren't real talismans.

>>85077665
>https://mega.nz/#!il9wkDAL!6gKLVOKVLKDiyHYj3YN_gYc0_w6uM-tpK-pdrnP8YGc
What's the decryption key? Please help.

>>85078226
>Moody as fuck for no reason
She was trapped in a mirror for ages, then she was trapped in the ocean. I'm pretty sure thats the reason right there.

>>85078555
>Women don't magically get manly faces and low voices simply by doing sports
Except that's the actual big hint she doesn't juice. Her face isn't manly. At all. it's one of the reason she is so popular in the first place.

And yes, women don't magically get beefy. They have to exercise almost twice as hard as men to get there, much more frequently. But it's doable.

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>>85078138

>>85078573
There is no decryption key needed.

Try refreshing the page.

>>85078555
>Pic is a powerlifting champ and a WOMAN.
And Juicing? Because in that case, it's proof that Julia doens't juice, seeing she doesn't look like that.

>>85078226
are you describing Lapis or me?

>Jasper is building a rape dungeon so she can have a fusion orgy with monsters
this can't end well

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>Jasper out of fucking no where

That was pretty neat

I wonder what she's up to with those corrupted Gems?

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>Amethyst vs Steven soon

YES

FINALLY

REVENGE FOR PIC

>>85078449
you shouldn't find anything wrong with any of this. except for the shit you're just making up
>every anti-connie post in a nutshell
seriously. enough shitposting.

>>85078618
stop falling for obvious bait

Why are people so hostile against Jaspis shippers?

Moreso than other shippers.

>>85078364
Humanized Kazooie from Banjo and Kazooie

>>85078637
it's not bait, he's just a huge asshole
and possibly a racist

>>85078607
She's gonna raise an army of them and fight the crystal gems or some shit idk

>>85078460
easiest way woould be to just get them all poofed in the one action sequence

>>85078645
because i shouldve been the one to take the orange ones virginity not that blue slut

>>85078347
End of Steven Universe

giant naked stevonnie will consume all the humans and gems so they can have a psychic powwoww

>>85078533
She feels like a self-insert from a fanfiction, because she is. Her being part of any gem business is far-fetched, but I would have been somewhat more understanding of a support role. She isn't Steven who can fall 15 feet without a single injury, can lift 5 times his weight and can shield/bubble himself, she's a human child. Making her take a frontline combat role makes no goddamn sense outside of "girls can kick ass too!" bullshit.

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>>85078389
Science.

Women can't naturally go around looking like John Cena in a wig, it's biologically impossible. Anything bigger than pic related is a drug-loaded shemale or you're just kidding yourself.

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Is Steven human?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNNHVTi1D4s

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When will Peridot engage her mortal enemy combat?

>>85078681
You know most muscly male dudes are also roid abusers, right? Natty physique is limited as FUCK.

>>85077823
pumpkin spice lattes and copious amounts of pasta

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How evil is onion?

>>85078563
Cartoon Jackie who permanently doesn't want trouble vs Jasper in a room full of construction equipment, no talismans. Could he realistically defeat her? If no, which one talisman would turn the tide?

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>>85078645
whops that was NSFW

>>85077709
>he supposedly matured
he's still stunted

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Gainax Steven Universe?

>>85078526
Her Weapon. Duh.

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Steven is an abomination

>>85078587
>>85078601
Is there something wrong with you two? Like a total lack of reading comprehension? That's exactly what I said: Julia is a rare case where a woman is able to reach a large muscle mass without resorting to pharmaceuticals. It's also proof that a woman has to inject/eat testosterone to become manly rather than the myth that working out makes women look like men in the face.

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>>85078594
Pooping is pretty great.

>>85078723
>could X defeat jackie chan
lol

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>>85078674
> Months of intensive sword training
> Would be with boy with bubble shield
> Not meant to be fighting anything

Steven had no controllable powers when he went on his first mission, and Pearl cares about him a shitload more than Connie.

Steven Universe is suddenly cancelled and then rebooted Ben10Reboot/Teen Titans Go!-style.

what happens and how does /sug/ reacts to it?

>>85078674
fusion component??? rose also fought with humans at her side as well
also she should just get hurt in the process anyway

>>85078722
Chaotic Good

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How old is Greg?

>>85078594
All of a sudden I'm reminded about how in One Piece there's a running gag of the main character asking characters if they poop. Living skeletons, mermaids.

If someone ever wrote a One Piece/Steven Universe crossover, the first words out of Luffy's mouth couldn't be anything other than "So do Gems poop?"

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Hello 4chan, it's me Pearl! Steven told me that communicating with humans through this archaic digital technology could be a good opportunity to learn more about you! Ask me anything you want!

also please don't tell Garnet

>>85078794
5,652

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Who will Steven cum inside?

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>Jasper will never give you a good morning chokehold
sad

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>>85078138
The blog is pretty impressive. It mentions how Ronaldo and Lars stopped being friends 4 months before "Horror Club" aired.
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com/post/101432995626/what-was-your-first-encounter-with-weird

>>85078807
ur qt

>>85078807
Fuck off RPfag

>>85078794
39

>>85078337
I confess: I copied that word off the internet since I have no idea how to spell or pronounce it.

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Prison episode when?

>>85077990

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>>85078820
Why thank you! I would return the complement, but I have absolutely no idea what you look like!

I still don't get why Ruby and Sapphire are permafused. Why destroy their individualism to be one person? It's not even like they're actively in control of Garnet ; they're semi-conscious at best.

It's probably a weird alien thing but the show keeps on trying to humanise the idea.

>>85078138
Matt runs that blog and Matt is the best

Does anyone else feel like they'd like Jasper more if she got her cape back?

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I want the Corrupted Jaspers to befriend Greg

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>>85078851
No

>>85078851
Yes, that cape is sexy as fuck

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>>85078823
What a terrible thing to say. But, it's alright - I fought a war for you planet which lasted 1000 years, I don't have to like every human

>>85078807
What's it like being Steven's favourite Gem?

>>85078851
I'd like it if she wore the cape
and nothing else

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>>85078853
I want Jasper and Greg to fuck

>>85078651
>>85078651
>>not a single mention of color/race in the post
>r-r-racist! Hinduism is a race! Not all mudslimes! Black lives matter! T-t-triggered!!!
GTFO, tumlbrina.

>>85078868
It's pretty good

>>85078807
>rping with a trip
>also avatarfagging

fuck off summerfag

>>85078851
totally. I was super hyped the first time I see her back in the season 1 finale that she was my favorite gem for 2 episodes... then Lapis won me back again.

>>85078868
Well, it's obvious that Steven inherited Rose's good taste.

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>>85078847
Right brain/left brain kinda thing probably.

>>85078655
Yes but how without severe consequences occurring? Steven and Connie don't get hurt by whatever poofed everyone and somehow save the day? Or Amethyst since she apparently got poofed beforehand?

>>85078851
I was wondering why she didnt feel as big and intimidating outside of the lighting from her intro.

Now I understand

>>85078887
Shut up Pearl, Rose didn't even like you that much. Your advances made her extremely uncomfortable.

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>>85078883
What is a "summer fag"?

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>>85078823
>>85078883
cal down kids just remember
>hide & report and filter.
say it with me, hide, report and filter

>>85078782
Not the Jackie, cartoon Jackie. Without the support of his crew, he's nowhere near as unbeatable as live action Jackie.

>>85078905
GAR... GARNET! Oh, haha, I was just talking with some humans!

Please don't be upset about the whole best gem thing

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>>85078501
Pearl is always the best part of SU.

>>85078555
>Guess
>That's a woman.
>I guessed wrong.

>>85078889
>giant horrible thing shows up (jasper fused with many gem mutants?)
>clearly winning, already poofed pearl, peridot, and is making short work of amethyst
>lapis tells steven to get in a bubble with connie, then uses her powers to hurl them as far away as possible.
>they later have to track down the thing's lair, sneak in, and rescue the gems

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>>85078162
>steven holding up the picture of rose

>>85078702
>Peridot uses metal powers on Connie's sword, disarming her
>Connie finds a stick and beats Peridot to a pulp
It'd have that same funny air as Pearl vs. Peridot.

>>85078599

>>85078783
>months of intensive sword training
>months
>13yo human girl
meant to be fighting elephant-sized space monsters
LOL

Steven is a durable gem hybrid with a built-in self-defense mechanism. He is also a crystal gem, has certain powers and responsibilities and has to be trained. Connie is a random bitch off the street. Holy fuck Conniefags are deluded.

>>85078787
Shut your whore mouth and die a painful death.

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The Crewniverse has saved me so much time

>>85078933
>Having 133 pearl images.

You're living the dream

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>I remember those days on earth with the mighty big yellow one and my trusty helmet by my head. On earth kids, no one was innocent, you got them before they got you. I wanna tell you, my squad went after those flame spitting rubies into the human settlements, man it was beautiful, fire everywhere! We got into those crusty little dwellings, those little humans looking at us like we were the mighty Dimanonds themselves! Now that's self-esteem, gems! STRENTGH, ANGER, HATRED!!! ARE YOU WITH ME!?

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>>85078966
Connie is Pearl's student. Even if Peridot could disarm Connie with her weak-ass magnetism, Connie wouldn't need a stick to win.

>>85078788
>fusion component
Are you going to tell me that each and every fusion we know of wouldn't kick Stevonnie's ass? Or maybe that a fusion with literally any gem wouldn't be stronger than a fusion with Connie?

IMO this episode wasn't that good. Connie is actually too boring to be the focus of an episode for me. Her talking to steven for most of the episode was boring. I wish that wasn't the case.

But their reactions to the corrupted gem were good. Rather than the connie killing everything BS, they actually panicked as a normal child would.

More pearl is always good though.

>>85079008
or maybe he has lurked and hoarded pictures in like 5 threads.

>>85078723
This is a fairly good question but I think the fact that they are stuck in a room full of construction equipment instead of being on a legit construction site would cause Jackie too lose. Jackie would have a lot more options and could potentially seize victory if they were at an actual site because of the open space and the ability to get higher up into girder walk ways. In this situation I think that the Ox Talisman would be best, but I would not say no to the Tiger talisman. Two Jackies on one Jasper seems like a sure thing considering she'd be getting more pissed and unfocused at goody too shoes Jackie while bad Jackie would be getting the big hits.

Is Connie still a Mary Sue?

>>85078645
Cause it's haram and lapis is an angst fuck knuckle.

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When will Jasper and Jasper fuse to form Jasper?

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>>85079041
yes

>>85079041
No more self insert material. No interesting qualities rather than 'so nerdy ;^)' which is tired and cliche. Compare to practically anyone else in the cast and she really falls short.

>>85079049
is Amethyst gonna verbally shit on Lars' bitch ass?

>>85078887
Pearl that's really creepy. Steven is 14. Stop being so damn thirsty.

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>>85079039
>Tiger Talisman
>Double Teaming Jasper
Oh myyyy~

>>85079077
I hope so

>>85078995
They didn't know any of that about Steven before he went in the field. She has beaten holo-pearls and gem mutants. Pearl's over-confidence is a factor. Also she was not meant to be fighting.

> months of training
In tv land that makes you a master

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Rocket when?

>>85078814
Jasper is a submissive, get over it. She will never dominate you, she will beg to dominate HER.

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>>85079041
She's kept as bland and generic as possible so little girls can SI as her

>The second half of Bismuth remains completely leak free.

Oh man, we're actually gonna have some real surprises on Thursday, aren't we?

Connie's Mum >>>>>>>>> Connie

Why can't she get trained by pearl and go on adventures with the gems instead?

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Evil Steven when?

*wwalks into thread*
hi
its me
peri