How is this possible? How big a drop do you think we'll

>6.5/10
>8 reviews

why is /co/ so dumb

please stop being so dumb

jesus christ

It's getting to the point where I genuinely don't think any of you understand how RT or early reviews or anything related to numbers works.

>>85072702
I don't think it'll be rotten, but it probably won't be Certified Fresh.

>>85072702
>No matter how bad it will be, it will still make a shit ton of movie
>A whole wave of "adult" animated movies soon follow
>There all edgy comedies
I just want a mature animated movie that isn't a comedy

It's gonna be average at best, and hopefully, it will kill the genre of adult animation that isn't really adult, but immature and stupid.

>>85072802
reviews only matter when its a movie /co/ wants to hate

>>85072802
Don't waste you're breath, people on this board just live to bitch about every little thing they possibly can. The comic and cartoon community is the most toxic, self-wounding community I've ever experienced.

>>85073491

It's very cross board. Most of the bigger boards substitute anger for critical thinking.

>>85073249

That's like asking for a solar eclipse every night. Most people see animated films as kid films, and will get super fucking bitchy if even one is more adult.

I'm surprised even Sausage Party got this far, though I wish it didn't.

>>85072702
It'll do as good or better than Ted

>>85074606
What the fuck would sausage party 2 would be like?

>There are """"""""""""people"""""""""""" actually looking forward to this movie

>>85073391
More like kill the genre of adult animation in general, so no adult animation will make it to theaters for years.

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They emphasize its R-rating so much, it makes it feel like its the Fritz the Cat of the 2010s.

>>85072702
It's fucking Disney what do you expect? They always pay "critics"

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>>85074977
>tfw never seen fritz the cat
Should I bother?

>>85075012
Please be bait, holy shit

>>85075045
No.

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>>85072702
>Over 27k people
>Want to see

>>85075045
Yes

>>85073491
Sweet summer child let me tell you about a place called /v/

>>85073491
>toxic
Tumblr please go

>>85075983
Like clockwork.

>>85075045
maybe

>>85073491
have to disagree on the toxic part, because the video game and anime community are like 100 times worse.

>>85075045
I don't know

>>85073434
Someone should screen cap this

>>85075045
Can you repeat the question?

>>85075045
You're not the boss of me now.

>>85075045
Answer unclear, please ask later.

>>85072802
i think this board genuinely has one of the lowest average IQs on 4chan

>The movie is actually an elaborate death trap
>Every screening of it fills with poison gas and kills all the viewers
>Average intelligence of the planet increases

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>>85075045
It's not really a great 'movie', it's more like a bunch of unrelated comics animated and then very loosely jammed together. I think it's worth a watch though, it makes for an honest time capsule of the 60's.

>>85078230
i wish i lived in the 60's
then i probably wouldnt die a virgin

>>85075957
/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games. They also seem to be mostly literal children rather than manchildren like /co/.

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games.

>>85078721
>/v/
>enjoying video games
nah, they're even worse than /co/.

>>85078164
No that would be /pol/ and /r9k/

>>85074804
That sounds horrible, I've been loving the steady stream of great animated movies aimed at adults that have been getting major theatrical releases for the last any amount years.

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games.

>>85078164
Even if its mostly posturing, at least other media boards like /tv/, /lit/, etc. make some effort to get into better examples of their medium.
/co/ just wallows in children's cartoons and superhero comics.

>>85073491
Feel free to leave any time.

>>85078866
I think you're just seeing what you want to see to feed your chronic case of assblast. I've seen plenty of comic book recommendation threads that have stuff besides capeshit, as well as threads about lesser known animated movies.

Can't disagree about the cartoons part though.

>>85078837
you would like that to be true, don't you, cuck?

>>85078164
no thats x. but we are close.

>>85078922
Yeah you see stuff get recommended, but you're delusional if you can't see that 99% of comic discussion here is about Batman, Superman, how crap Marvel is, or autistic "hypercrisis" wank.

>>85078954
Yes because that's the mainstream and the movies have just made it worse. My point still stands. That's not all there is.

>>85078992
/co/ would be talking about Big 2 garbage even if the movies had never been made. Get real.

>>85078837
no, this board is definitely lower than both.

>>85078866
very true

>>85078922
even the recommendations will rarely go beyond things you can find in any bookshop like hellboy or bone, and /co/ still shies away from anything with an avant-garde or literary quality to it that is widely sold.

>>85078943
i said 'one of', i agree that /x/ is the lowest

>>85079016
Yes, they would, because, as I said, just now, right there in that post, that they are the mainstream. I said the movies just made it worse. Again, my point still stands.

>>85079025
>even the recommendations will rarely go beyond things you can find in any bookshop like hellboy or bone, and /co/ still shies away from anything with an avant-garde or literary quality to it that is widely sold.

You seem pretty knowledgeable. Maybe instead of bitching about how bad /co/ is you should be creating threads about these comics and actually trying to improve it.

>>85079059
No, I have done it before and nobody posts in them unless I use a baity OP, and then you tend to get people with genuine mental problems shitting up your thread. I would rather just talk about the few cape comics I like here and bitch about the board in threads like this. Even comics that I've scanned myself and know that basically nobody on /co/ has ever read before get no replies when I post them. Sometimes a graphic novel storytime will do well, but nobody here gives a fuck about comics unless they're marvel, dc or occasionally dark horse and image.

>>85079025
>no, this board is definitely lower than both.
Clearly you have never been to a Trump general, or one of their cult threads.

>>85079218
i have never been to trump general but i am sure it is about on the same level as any of the hundreds of generals that /co/ has had over the years

>>85078926
Found the /pol/ user, all we need to do is get rid of these cross boarders to make /co/ safe, perhaps they can suggest a wall.

>>85079257
No, it's worse and I say that as someone who has been on a lot of RWBY generals.

>>85078926
You have to go back, Travis.

What's even the plot of this movie?

>>85079939
What would the plot of something named sausage party be?

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games

>>85079133
>people with genuine mental problems
You mean, people who deservingly call you a faggot?

>>85081048
This is exactly the kind of post that makes me think the average /co/ poster has a very low IQ.

>>85081166
Yeah, yeah. Keep pretending that your "baity" posts like "WAHH CAPESHIT SUCKS READ REAL COMICS KIDS :^)" are the height of intelligence and that everyone who disagrees with you and tells you this is not how you get people interested in your so-called "comic books with artistic merit"

>>85081272
>and that everyone who disagrees with you and tells you this is not how you get people interested in your so-called "comic books with artistic merit"
is either a kid or stupid.
My finger slipped.

>>85081272
i think you in particular are a very stupid person because you keep making nonsensical assumptions as if i am personally behind every post from someone whos not that into capes that you didnt like

>>85073249
Do Seth movies do that well? I know last Christmas flopped

I guess they don't cost a lot to make

>>85081479
>as if i am personally behind every post
I love the irony of you calling people stupid for assumptions while making even more retarded assumptions of your own.

But whatever, keep your "everyone is stupid but me" routine if it makes you feel better.

>>85075045

I guess, since everyone on /co/ is obsessed with "les sjws" "criticism" (this movie is 99% about dmeonising liberal kids), regardless of good writing and comedy.

Of which there are none

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I hope it does well, I want my Goon Movie

>>85072702
>reviews counted: 8
Make another thread in a week when there will be hundreds of reviews.

>>85078164
I blame women. Women are some of the least intelligent creatures on Earth. Even dogs are more intelligent.

>>85078600
As someone who was alive in the 60s, I can tell you that it wasn't as sexually liberated as everyone likes to say it was. Today it is MUCH more than it ever was in the 60s, and nowadays it is much more likely to get laid. I'm not saying it's easy, just easier than it was then.

>>85081762
someone's bitter

>>85081782
Women are just absolutely worthless.

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games.

>>85081645
there is no assumption in that, you said "Keep pretending that your "baity" posts like "WAHH CAPESHIT SUCKS READ REAL COMICS KIDS :^)" are the height of intelligence" when i have never made a thread even slightly like that and even said that i prefer to just read the cape comics that i like here and not worry about discussing the other kinds of comic i like anymore.

>>85082028
What about
>>85079133
>No, I have done it before and nobody posts in them unless I use a baity OP, and then you tend to get people with genuine mental problems shitting up your thread.

Unless it isn't your post in which case I apologize.

>>85081762
>I blame women. Women are some of the least intelligent creatures on Earth. Even dogs are more intelligent.

but majority of 4 chan isn't male? dude do some therapy

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games.

Now you're just lying outta your ass, the average /v/ poster would rather shitpost to oblivion than actually talk and discuss about games.

And I say that being someone who visits and posts in both boards.

>>85078837
nice try COINTELPRO

>>85075045
i watched some of it yesterday and it was hot
suprised it's the only furry porn movie

>>85072702
It isn't even out yet, OP. Just wait until release before you start complaining again.

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>>85075928
>>85076050
>>85076115
>>85077239
>>85077296

Fucking genuis

>>85078230
I remember watching this movie when I was 10. It was such a confusing experience.

>>85075045
I've seen pieces of it, if your willing to see a movie with a very disjointed plot, with yiffing, race wars, and all that good 60's shit, be my guest.

>>85078721
>/v/ actually enjoys video game
more like a 24/7 of nonsenses and jokes. EVEN if there are moments of legit discussions, the chance of them surviving a minute is pretty much zero.

>>85075045
There is a super hot bathtub orgy and there is a way super hot high test crow.

That's about it.

>>85075045
https://youtu.be/4Nq3Ls6kzeE

>this movie is better than the entirety of the DCEU put together according to RT

>>85072702
Not that big. Seth Rogen is a critically acclaimed writer and director.

>>85072702
Did y'all read the script? It's shit. I think it'll drop to Rotten

>>85081766
nice

>>85088480
Actually this.

Seth has sucked so many dicks in the indistry that even if it where to flop he would continue to get every opportunity to make his next braindead stoner flick.

>>85072802
So it's just "eh"

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>>85078164
Maybe that would go to /b/ but they don't really care.

Also, is it me, or does this thread have a lot of /co/ haters?

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>>85078164
Well duh. It's a board mostly populated by fat tumblrinas and /tv/ shitters.

>>85075012
>Disney pays critics for a minimum of 6/10

Movie gets bad reviews (that no one reads) but still (publicly viewed as) fresh. The perfect crime.

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games.

>>85092212
Disney, Sony, close enough.

>>85086021
>/vp/ sees Malcom posting for the first time

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I saw a pre-screening of the movie.

If you guys have any questions, feel free to ask.

>>85092584
Will I ever find true love?

>Sausage Party gets good reviews
>Ghostbusters 2016 gets good reviews
>Suicide Squad gets shit reviews

This is the worst universe.

>>85092641
Sausage Party isn't that bad. In some realm of existence, it'd probably be entertaining to watch if you were fucked up with some buds.

Ghostbusters '16, however, is just shit.

>>85092584
did you jerk off to the orgy scene

>>85081766
ew youre old

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>>85087047
And this cutie

>>85092682
No, but a piece of gum on a wheelchair gets his cock stroked by a bottle of alcohol.

>>85078721
Ha.

>>85092584
Which company is best to invest in at the moment?

>>85092584
Is all the ridiculous shit from the leaked script like the orgy still in?

>>85072702
We need to make sure this shit fails so we don't get more shitty DUDE WEED LMAO animated films.

>>85073491
It's a board about comics and toons, mature discussions are almost as bad as b itchy debates. Though I have been to a few board and the content generated is genuinely good.

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>>85092806
A lot of stuff was changed in comparison with the script.

*SPOILERS*

The Aztec Sacrificial scene was cut completely, Douche punctures himself and starts sucking the juices out of other people to grow his strength, and the Orgy is expanded in scale and put at the very end as the climax.

>>85073491
Which is weird because when I was a kid we fucking loved everything we talked about and would talk endlessly. You'd think this translates into /co/ but nope, it's just manchildren hating on absolutely everything new that comes out. Had Killing Joke been a literal 10/10 masterpiece /co/ would still find ways to fucking shit on it and hate it.

And any thread in which loving discussion about comics or cartoons happens gets 40 posts and dies slowly.


I've been here for far too long at this point but there just isn't any community decent enough in both taste and fucking argumentation online. So I'm always back.

>>85074660
They try to fight the evil factory and big business selling living food. But the factories have created an army of loyal food soldiers to take over the world.

>>85092584
Is the movie good?

>>85092584
What is your favorite color?

>>85078954
Well, that's the most popular stuff. Sorry we can't all be as hip as you.

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>Everyone on co hates this before it even comes out
>tfw legitimately really interested because it's basically an animated horror movie, about a typically kid friendly animated plot taking an unironically dark logical conclusion and not holding back on how horrifying it would be

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games

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>>85078721
Wandering nomad from /v/ here, you speak of a fantasy. /v/ doesn't care about video games, it's all about shitposting and memes

>>85079133
It might have to do with taste too. If the comics nobody has read are shitty edge comics I wouldn't participate either. But I feel your pain. I come for a lot of the cartoon stuff, but the comics portion has very few boards up, and they are either about comic waifus or how bad 'insert terrible writer here' is. I've seen a couple story times that we re good. But they are rare

I watched three reviews on YouTube and they all said that the swearing gets really, really old after a while.

>>85092584
Does the movie still have intense violence against humans like the druggie getting decapitated and a fat guy's head exploding?

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>>85078164

Not by a mile, brah

Not even close.

>>85094476
but it's just gonna be gross-out and weedlmao humor

>>85092641
But anon-kun, suicide squad is a shit. At least Seth senpai can make me laugh desu.

>>85078876
oh look it's THIS guy

>>85072802
It's really just trolling.

>>85074977
And just like Fritz it might be talked about for decades.

Say what you will bout the movie when it comes out, being the first of something in some way is like rule 1 of marketing, and Seth made the smart move doing this.

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games.

Blatant lies, /v/ does nothing but shitpost. It, along with /pol/ and /r9k/ are some of the worst boards on this site.

>>85075045
Here's a few clips to help you decide.

https://a.pomf.cat/cryucb.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/xyfbsq.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/yltkdn.webm

>>85081766
Wow. What about the 70s and 80s then?

>>85078721
Yeah, and /x/ adheres to the scientific method.

>>85099898
tumblr in fucking 1972
How bizarre

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>>85072702
>allot of those who saw it were seeing an unfinished product back in SxSW/Comic Con.
> people who would share Rogan's mind set and comedy liked it.
Colored me shocked.

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>>85078721
>/v/ at least seems to actually enjoy video games
Boy. /v/ is literally shitpost and memes. They just call it videogames to trick normies like you.

>>85072702
Why is /co/ constantly triggered by this movie and wanted it to fail? This is not some well beloved franchise that got desecrated by SJW agenda... isn't?

>>85100861
because it looks like shit, and Seth Rogan is a hack who couln't right a decent comedy to save his balls.

>>85078230
>Multitasking at it's finest

>>85100577
Anon, we live in a pendulum. Tumblr will keep coming back, again, and again, and again. And whenever the pendulum swings back, it will be replaced by right wing authoritarian bullshit, again and again and again. And every time, people will be startled to learn that it's happened before, because everybody thinks this shit is something new or unique or different.

>>85095578
It already does in like every redband trailer and such. I was gonna link to a supercut of all the times "fuck" is said in the first trailer but I can't find it.

>>85095578
So like Deadpool, except I'm not going to feel yellow wallpapered this time as people will actually call it out.

>>85095669
Bump, if I can still look forward to seeing someone die by running into a door then I'm definitely paying $9 to see this

>>85074977
>>85075045
Can we- Can we just air Friz the Cat in theaters?

>>85073491
>Writers stick to tradition
THIS IS SO BORING! NOTHING CHANGES!

>Writers do something different
X CHARACTER ISN'T SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE THIS! THIS ISN'T HOW I REMEMBER IT FROM *MY* CHILDHOOD!