>INCREASINGLY NERVOUS Simpsons https://www.youtube.com/w

>>85043785
this is shameful and embarrassing. Who paid for this shit?!

>>85043866
>This skit paid for by the Clinton Foundation

>>85043785
That sure was something

>>85043866

Literally the entire media is in Hillary's pocket.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2015/05/clinton-foundation-donors-include-dozens-of-media-organizations-individuals-207228

Huh?

The Simpsons made fun of a politician

WHAT?

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>>85043785

This is stupid. Trump's too retarded to use a cell phone.

Also, what's the deal with Marge's VA? Does she have throat and tongue and lung and esophageal cancer? I hope so.

>>85043785
Why aren't the Simpsons divorced? And has Marge ever had an abortion?

>>85043785
I'd actually vote for Trump based on this. Like seriously. He sounds like a real person whereas Clinton is a bitch.

>>85044074
Yes, anon. The Billionaire running for president who constantly outsmarts the media sure is a dumbdumb stupidhead.

>>85044121
>I'd actually vote for Trump based on this.

Then you're an idiot.

>>85044121

you can't be serious

>>85044097
No Steinberg, your ideas are shit.

>>85043785
Doesn't this basically say that we're being forced to vote for Hillary because all the women will only vote for a cunt?

>>85044129

>implying they aren't just using each other

Trump gets more attention from media, while media gets more eyeballs on it to see the next wacky thing trump says.

>>85044129
hahaha

>>85044145
based on the commercial than yes, he's just being contrarian.

but Hillery is literally satan so why the fuck would you want her in the god damn office. seriously, she manages to kill off more people to make stalin have a run for his money

>>85043785
I'm very anti-Trump, but that was just awful. Why didn't we all just let the Simpsons die afte rsaeson 10 like they should have?

>>85043785
>Donald Trump has bad hair and his hands are small

Is that really the best they can do?

>>85044167
>>85044145
>President that has a handle on modern communication methods, and doesn't rely on a fucking landline IN CURRENT YEAR
>Hillary doesn't even answer the phone, Bill has to do it for her
>Is a bitch too
>Ad paid for by the DNC and is thus literal propaganda
>Homer is forced to change his vote because his wife disagrees, like all the Bernie voters forced to change because the party would kick them out otherwise
>Literally a metaphor for how everyone in the media and in the elites wants to control your vote and try to get you to support the worst woman ever to be first lady
It's actually very pro-Trump.

>>85044215
http://shoebat.com/2016/07/31/what-the-media-is-not-telling-you-about-the-muslim-who-attacked-donald-trump-he-is-a-muslim-brotherhood-agent-who-wants-to-advance-sharia-law-and-bring-muslims-into-the-united-states/

yes, anon, just remove trump. let the lady who accepts hand outs from saudi arabia get into the oval office

>>85044195
Actually, CNN has deliberately stopped airing Trump speeches and press conferences in the last week. They're trying to starve him of media oxygen and only air soundbites of "insults" that they can use to attack him.

>>85044222
>Is that really the best they can do

It's modern simpsons, anon. This is the best they can do.

>>85044174
Marge is basically a conservative caricature of a 50s housewife at this point. She has almost no agency and independence of her own. While Lisa is growing up as a free woman, Marge is like Lee Daniel's The Butler character, who plays the role of a house nigger until he realizes he's just a fucking token to the Republicans.

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I hate sjw hilshills and I'm 99% voting for trump, but I laughed at the hand joke. Also if you read into it at all it really shits on libs unintentionally.
> hillary all ME ME ME ME
> lib wife withholding sex because her husband has a different point of view
> Homer all but saying "all Democrat men are just voting for Hillary just to get laid"
All in all lib propaganda so bad it refutes itself

May of 2019 can't come soon enough

>>85044256

>trump idolizes hitler and lets china destroy america because he's lazy
>the worst thing hilary does is be kinda cranky
>THIS AD IS CLEARLY PRO-TRUMP

>>85044215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCMyHJJrdDw&list=WL&index=43

>>85044129
>billionaire

inherited a fortune from daddy, then went bankrupt multiple times and is effective a scam artist.

>outsmarted the media

Name one time. Protip: you can't. Being a retard and outsmarting the media are two different things.

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>>85044029

It could be worse, friend. It could be worse.

>>85043785
Remember that Bordertown got shit ratings and cancelled because it was the only show that actively shat on liberals.

>>85044312
Perhaps we're not giving them credit enough? Maybe they're secretly pro-Trump?

>>85044015
It doesn't help that Trump spent a good amount of last year attacking a Fox news woman.

>>85044330
Trudeau go back to bed.

>>85044335

>/co/ is so contrarian that people are starting to defend fucking bordertown of all things

>>85044129
>trump
>not retarded

kek. In 1974 Trump was given his dad's $200 million real estate company. If he had done the common sense thing and liquidated it and put it all into the S&P500 and reinvested the dividends, he'd have about $14 billion today.

Instead Trump is having arguments with people like Bloomberg about him being only worth $3 billion. That's about as much as he'd be worth if he put that $200 million into 10 year US Treasury bonds and reinvested the coupon payments, which is basically analogous to doing fucking nothing with your money. Even his constant attention-whoring reality shows pulling in extra crash couldn't come close to making up the different of what a terrible businessman he was.

The guy is a total failure at business who is only notable because for the last 20 years he goes on TV and acts like a teenage girl, thus drawing the viewership of other betas who can't live up to their fathers and act like teenage girls to feel validated.

>>85044322
It combines every lazy attack on Donald Trump into one ad. It's obvious that it's just showing you how everything + the kitchen sink has been thrown at Trump and yet men would still vote for him over a cunt except liberal women won't let them.

>>85044322
>the worst thing hilary does is be kinda cranky

Anon, she's a woman, her being cranky is literally a universal sin! Did you not pay attention during GROGDAFLEKISCH's visit?

I really dislike Trump but honestly the more the media tries to force an opinion down my throat the more I want to vote for him. This is from someone that's voted straight democrat in every election I've ever been able to vote in. I'm getting really tired of the media's self righteous shit. For Christ's sake stop trying to spin shit and trust that people can make up their own minds.

>>85044335
No, King of the Hill did that very successfully for years.

>>85044362
>If Trump had common sense he'd liquidate literally everything he had in a market that didn't exist until a few years after he inherited his money.

season 30 can't come fast enough

just let it end for fucks sake

>>85044330
He turned a million dollars into a billion, and repaid his loan with interest.

>then went bankrupt multiple times

Coporate bankruptcy is not the same as personal bankruptcy.

>effective a scam artist.

He's good at finding loopholes, and everything he's done has been legal. He's clearly smart enough to exploit and take advantage of the system.

>Name one time

Name one fake scandal they've thrown at him that's actually stuck. Every time the media attacks him, he turns it around and his numbers improve. There's a reason he was called "Teflon Don" even before her ran for President.

>>85044385
Why would you ever think that the media's attacks on Donald Trump are aimed at you? They're literally trying to educate his hordes of supporters, most of whom never graduated high school, and show them just how terrible he'd be. You're not the target of their message.

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>>85044385
>there are people on /co/ so dumb that they will vote for Trump just to be contrarian

>That episode of The Simpsons where a bunch of young boys are gender shamed with a dongle joke (something that got a man fired in real life) and then a group of women only coders create an AI because they're so smart and awesome
It's amazing how downhill this show has gone.

>>85044274
I can tell this website isn't credible from the url being so fucking long. What the hell

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>>85043866
Correct The Record

>>85043785
It really blows my mind that some people completely overlook the fact that she committed a Federal Felony, and got away with it because of her connections

It's something you'd hear from a shithole of a country, only, it makes me think; this couldn't have been the first time

>>85044422
>there are people dumb enough to vote for Clinton

That's the real shocker.

>>85044352
Bordertown wasn't hated here. Just mediocre.

>>85044385
>For Christ's sake stop trying to spin shit and trust that people can make up their own minds.

The problem is that people have made up their minds. Trump has a lot of supporters, and the media is trying to show them why that's a bad thing.

They're shoving it down your throat because it's really fucking important that a walking/talking dumpster fire not become president.

>>85044362
This fucking meme. So Trump should have sold off his family business and thrown everything into the market, hoping nothing goes sour?

Or should he have done what Hillary did and just skim money off of donations for Haiti?

>>85044402
The entire argument is flawed. Basically people use it to say
>Donald Trump is so stupid he worked hard and sweated blood and tears instead of just investing in stocks!
>He could've made a killing in finance like Bernie Maddox!

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>>85044330
wat

Trump recieved a 10 million dollar loan from his father and turned it into 10 Billion

You must not be easy to please.

Also you understand that he had multiple businesses running at multiple locations, saw which ones were successful, and claimed bankruptcy for the failed locations. cutting his losses

the fact that he's going against a psychotic megalomaniac (that hasn't said a word of truth in front of a camera who owns 90% of all american news outlets) and managed to become the republican front runner (half and half since they considered him too liberal but he wouldn't risk running independent)

Last word: stop getting your info from fucking facebook. might as well tell me he quoted hitler

>the liberal squealing when Trump glides in and Clinton's off to prison
Cant wait, senpai.

>>85044436
Hillary is basically Dilma with a higher body count.

>>85044435
Thank god they exist. We need more neutral fact-checkers.

(((Libs))) control the media, is this really that surprising?

>>85044436
It wasn't a felony, even the independent investigators concluded that it only violated administrative rules. The problem is that other people have been prosecuted for it when it wasn't a crime solely because the Bush government had to show it was tough on "enemies" accessing secret data.

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It's amazing how easy it is to spot /pol/ users in the comment section

>>85044436

She's committed several. Don't you know anything about the Clinton's? They've been in scandals as long as Bill's been in politics.

>>85044206
Satan would probably make a pretty good president, desu senpai.

>>85044362

Do you keep that copypasta saved or?

>>85043785
>Not knowing Matt Groening has a massive boner for the left.
He's always been a shill. He was just a funnier shill a long time ago. Now it's just sad. It's like what happened to David Letterman.

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>>85044418
>thinks the billionaire that hasn't spent a fucking dime on advertisements and marketing is dumber than the lady in pic related

your self righteousness is just pathetic. you can ad hominem all you want, you still offer no real reasons to vote for that psychotic cunt

>>85044481
She'll never go to prison. Donald Trump is basically a Democrat plant. The fact that he actually won is shocking, but he's basically going to turn around and enact a Democratic, Liberal agenda to increase the size of the government, bankrupt Americans, and turn our Supreme Court over to the leftists. He's a fucking Democrat, and has been for decades. Anyone who thinks he's really going to save the Republican party is a fucking idiot, and any conservative who votes for him is a goddamn traitor.

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>LOOK! TRUMP IS READING A BOOK BY HITLER! IGNORE THE FACT THAT HIS DAUGHTER AND GRANDCHILDREN ARE JEWISH!

>>85044441
>there are people dumb enough to vote for either
>there are people who are still loyal to one part or the other

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>>85044338
There may be some anti hill messages, but the trump Stuff is so easy it's like , why not score some easy points? I mean if you can make it funny why not?
But if we are being honest I think it may just be unintentional liberal cognitive dissonance.

>>85044464
>it's really fucking important that a walking/talking dumpster fire not become president.
Clinton, yes we know. make america great again anon!

>>85044566
Dang you're right, I am now #FeelingtheJohnson

>>85044557
What? I'm saying that the ads against Trump and all the educated, erudite, and learned journalists and pundits trying to stop Trump are just trying to covnince Trump supporters to stop voting for him. It's not like they're force-feeding anyone sane their facts; you already know them. So ignore the anti-Trump ads, anti-Trump comments, and "spin" and vote for the one woman guaranteed to not sell off America to the Russians.

>>85044466
I don't buy that shit either, dude was born on third acting like he hit a Homerun. I won't detract that he made it to home but fuck trying to romanticize that shit especially since it's shady in the first place.

>>85044560
Fake Jews. They're just beards for his anti-semitism. Also, which daughter? He has two by two different wives.

>>85044488
lol
>>85044517
I handle TS/SI on a regular basis. I can personally tell you if I did what she did, I'd either be in jail for 30+ years, or outright shot.

I've been warned by my supervisor, as have others, that if anyone tried to be funny and pull that private email server int he basement thing, they'd burn us alive.

I dont know what those private investigators are smoking, but Hillary's basement is not a SCIF
>>85044523
I've heard plenty of them, but those get dismissed by the media so hard. This was the one blatant violation they couldn't shower down. Yet they did

>>85044558
>he's a democrat!
>voted republican since the 80's

>Trump is Hitler
>Trump has small hands
>Trump's hair is stupid


I'm so sick of these "jokes" about Donald Trump that have been going on for a fucking year. I might just vote for him just as a fuck you to every liberal.

>>85044611
Don't you mean #GunningForJohnson or #JohnsonCannon?

>>85044436

The frauds nonwithstanding, her exterior policy literally created ISIS. It was her fucking idea to fund rebels with connections to AQ, JAN, IF and every other wackjob cult in Iraq, that the DoD warned multiple times about.

I saw a 13 year old boy beheaded by a group that registers as receiving support from the US last week.

>>85044566
The whole "republican right boot and democrats left boot" meme only works when the republican front is a guy that was being actively attacked by his own party and was asked to run independant since day 1 because they considered him too liberal.

he's literally a centre candidate. democrats just call him a right wing fascist because that's the only thing they can call people.

>>85044560
LET's NOT FORGET THE DEAD LEOPARD IN THE BACKGROUND, BECAUSE WE'RE GOING TO DAG TRUMP WITH ANY PUBLICLY DISLIKED INDIVIDUAL WE CAN DRUM UP

>>85044649
>handle TS/SI on a regular basis.
>No verification
Yeah sure anon. Dirty City is still voting full Democrat in 2016.

>>85044466
>>Donald Trump is so stupid he worked hard and sweated blood and tears

Is that what betas call being a terrible businessman?

>>85044633
>They're just beards for his anti-semitism.

What anti-semitism? Do you really think he could make money in New York if he hated the Jews?

>>85044432
Well that's a sure damn fiine way to ignore someone's debate against yours.

You can leave the thread and return when you graduate high school and can participate in a political discussion beyond memes

>>85044679
Want me to post my SF86? How about my Badge? My Non-Disclosure Agreement?

What do you think my supervisor would like to print out and show me tomorrow morning?

>>85044657
You think it's that but the REAL reason is you've been brainwashed.
I don't know if they did it on purpose or not but Trump has been on near constant loop for over a year. The constant repetition has made him sink into your mind. You're naturally gravitating towards him now because subconsciously you're at ease with him.
>>85044677
What's the leopard about?

>>85044683
>Terrible businessman
He's a billionaire that grew his family business way beyond what it was when he inherited it.

>>85044717
So censor it

>>85044723
It is listed as vulnerable on the IUCN Red List because leopard populations are declining in large parts of their range. They are threatened by habitat loss and pest control. Their habitats are fragmented and they are illegally hunted so that their pelts may be sold in wildlife trade for medicinal practices and decoration.

>>85044730
>He's a billionaire that grew his family business way beyond what it was when he inherited it.

He did so great at growing it that he'd be richer if he did literally nothing but invest it into 10 year US Treasury bonds.

How does someone with such a massive inheritance fail this hard?

>>85044335

Yes, because that's why Bordertown was cancelled...

>>85044612
Your right she will just sell america to the jews that's way better. I'd have the rooskies over economic migrants everyday

>>85044764

Enterprises are more stable than actions.

>>85044521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCMyHJJrdDw&list=WL&index=43

>trump wants to avoid a war with russia
>Hillery wants to creep up the borders
>NATO is a failed mision and was meant to be filed with participating allies
>the most the allies have done is pull 2% of their weight while america is basically doing everything
>Trump wants to cut the bullshit, tell the countries that hide behind america to pull their own weight and to stop spending so much on global policing

>Despite the fact that liberals have wanted this since '98 they are against this because he apparently insulted a bunch of evil cultists

>>85044779
Trump is literally a Jew. She's not selling it to Jews, or anybody. Unless this is all some convoluted South Park plot to get Trump in the White House so they can steal the original Declaration of Independence and find the National Treasure.

>>85044764
>Made a ridiculous amount of money through actual efforts rather than gambling it on some new market
>Bad Businessman
I don't follow.

>>85044558
This is either a really sad attempt at reverse psychology or just an 'A for effort' tier of political contemplation

>>85044818
>bankrupted a casino
>a casino

>>85044817
>>85044779

Hillary actually sells to Saudis. She's done every single thing possible to support the Saudi princes, even cover up their involvement in 9/11.

>>85044612
>"she won't sell off america to the russians"
>pro-TPP
>pro-war

Nah she will sell america to the asians and saudis instead.

>>85044887
Yeah, the whole city went under.
Are you going to blame Trump for all of Atlantic City?

>>85044286
Fox news has the highest ratings. They keep showing it.

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>>85044764
Yes, he definetely would have buckled down the 08 crash.

I read that journalist's blog. if you actually bothered to read beyond the headline than yiu would have seen that he'd get 'at most' 40% cash back from those years.

but aren't these 2016 bloggers amazing with their hindsight into the american economy from the 1970s?

>>85044864
No, this is legitimately what I and most principled conservatives stand for. We will never vote for Donald Trump. He's a goddamn liar. He's fucking killed the Republican party with his Know-Nothing populism and like George Will, Ted Cruz, Mitt Romney, and John Kasich I will vote Gary Johnson in November.

>>85043785
The white around Trump's eyes has always bugged the shit out of me,you think with all his money he could fix that shit.

>>85044952

Go away Ratto

>>85044929
But everyone watches CNN for the debates. Nobody watches Fox if they're bluepilled.

>>85044887
>owns literally dozens of casinos world wide
>the one in a failed city goes under

>HE'S A FUGGIN DINGUS, HE CAN'T MONEY FOR DONGS. CRASH AND BURN

>>85044945
Link?

>>85044488
add some Bachelet to the mix, since she also used the "vote for me cuz i'm a woman" tactic, and it worked. Twice.

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>>85044952
holy kek

>>85045007
http://www.moneytalksnews.com/why-youre-probably-better-investing-than-donald-trump/

do the math yourself

>>85044952
>still wants to keep guns
>still wants to lower taxes
>still pro-free speech
>wants less bureaucratic bullshit keeping businesses from succeeding

Sounds conservative enough for me.

>>85045069
>Pro-Free Speech

>>85045019

Bachelet also used the "im the daughter of one of the victims of the Dictatorship come under my wing my fellow socialists"

Then her son commits massive real state fraud, her ministers are all in with a company's tax evasion scheme and all the goddamn high echelons of the armed forces and state services blatantly steal millions for pensions they do not deserve.

>>85044974
desu I agree, and I'm maga full time.

but the nigga only gets like 4 hours worth of sleep. I doubt he tans a whole lot. I'm pretty positive it's just photographers making the lens keeping him looking like that

>>85045091
He must be cause he's been letting people talk shit about him for so long.

>>85045091
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-kkqtAUgc4

There. He was probably misquoted by CNN/MSNBC/ABC or whatever bullshit news outlet told you.

>>85044764
lol

go gamble your life's savings on a new investment that is unproven

don't worry man, you'll be a billionaire in about 20 years if it works out! ready to try to read that far ahead in trends?

>>85045134
If you actually watched that you'd hear him mention the ISIS fucks on twitter that coordinate their plans on the internet. he wants to shut them down.

>>85045145
Put everything in life insurance.

>>85044657
See, you joke about this, but there are enough people dumb enough to make this a reality.

That settles it.

I'm voting Trump.

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>>85045885
Welcome to the ride lad.
For the love of all that is holy, watch the debates this September.
If Trump does to Hillary half of what he did to Jeb! this will be one for the history books.

>>85044468

>Trump recieved a 10 million dollar loan from his father and turned it into 10 Billion

1 million dollar loan, paid back with interest.

>>85043785
Why did they change Bill's design?

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>every time i see trump he's either bantering someone or proposing new changes and fixes to our country
>every time i see people who don't want trump elected they're whining pointlessly and not proposing anything and trying to appeal to my emotions, not my brain

way to make the choice clear, dudes

see you on the other end of that wall

>>85046182
Because they haven't drawn Bill for so long that completely new artists in new technology had to redraw him.

>>85045885
He's really the lesser of 2 evils by a very wide margin. But he's not all bad either, he has many good points and good ideas.