The Great X-Men Storytime - Vol. 4: Mutant Massacre (Part 5)

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>that Lila shirt

Hey kids, didya know John Wayne was a white supremacist? True story!

>>85027512
To think I was waifuing Rhane over Illyana when I was a teen...

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>>85027539
Whoopsie daisy.

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Rahne plays World of Warcraft?

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Oh calm down, it was probably just something in the popcorn.

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>Up, up and away!

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>super-Avengers or whatever

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>She's green!
>She's gorgeous!
>Murray!

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>You're a credit to your people, son

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Calm down, kids. She'll be back. They all come back.

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That is not how a swastika looks.

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>asshole has the gall to play dead just to fuck with them

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This is horrifying. I love it

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The end.

Well, that's all for today, tomorrow we go back UXM since we don't have any more issues of this to read! 'till then!

...
seriously?

>>85028176
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>>85028298
Most accurate depiction of fighting an all powerful being.

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>>85029387
Nah. I just needed a bit of a break.

Love this cover btw

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As you may remember, the New Mutants were previously resurrected in Secret Wars II #9. NM #37 was the last of the SWII tie-ins so we're officially out of event territory for now.

>>85027539
I believe it.

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Love this sequence. So creepy.

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>Only you would be able to mindrape these kids back into composure

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Shouldn't have left the backdoor open.

>>85028298
They never really did anything with the "everyone who knew them forgot about them" plot. I guess they got resurrected to fast.

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Oh c'mon Mags, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

>>85029805
That's a totally innocent kiss on the cheek

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Flying through rings?! Oh no...

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>>85029901
Yeah, that would have been interesting but I guess Claremont wasn't really interested on following that little subplot.

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>>85029937
Anon please, they're soulmates, nothing more!

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Geez, Mags.

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Fucked up.

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Haha, great fucking cameo.

>>85030012
Stevie, the rest of the NM may be lame compared to Illyana but you don't have to say it in front of them

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>did it have to be so melodramatic?
I mean, this is Claremont we're talking about, Maggie.

>>85030056
>you will never get life advice from a frog

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>Also, you're the only people who think dressing all in magenta is a sensible fashion choice!

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This kid is such a creep.

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>THINGS GET WORSE
What could POSSIBLY go wrong?!

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A wild digital letters page appears!

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No, yeah, that looks OK to me, nothing wrong there.

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I like how Emma covered her legs this time around, it's winter fer chrissakes!

>>85030378
Pretty sure that's a colorist fuck up.

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>Death
>and life
Geez, get over yourselves, you emos!

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>Buenas dias
You tried.

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Poor Catseye :(

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>>85030413
If so, it's a pretty consistent fuck up since it's present this whole issue!

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And you were complaining about melodrama, Magneto?

>>85030594
>rahne in the back row

Emma should fire that photographer

>>85030077

Hello my baby, hello my honey....

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>Oh!
>Two humanoid wolves making out?!
>Now that's one mental image that won't let me sleep tonight

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How can you not trust a gal with that kind of smile.

>>85030753
At least she didn't see that What If where Rahne ends up giving birth to puppies.

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>Oh hello Danielle, izzat your twin sister? Hic!

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>Warlock is coded black

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>>85030804
Jaysus. is that the what if they had stayed in Asgard?

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:3

>>85030941
>shirt of a lumberjack
>leotard of a superhero
>hat of a valkyrie
Moonstar fashion.

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>I stay all night catching up with Netflix

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>naked Mags
You're welcome, lads and lasses.

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PFFT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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It's no M O N G U L but it'll do I suppose.

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I like how he goes through the effort of creating their effigies just to destroy them, and even gives them smug smiles.

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>KLANG

>>85030981
Yes. I'm regretting deleting it now, I should have at least saved that panel.

>The videocom is system is programmed to show our callers computer generated facsimiles of us in costume, regardless of how we really look
How dramatically convenient!

>>85031110
You have to remember, this comics where made before the internet. So, there was no real way to research what bondage gear looked like, except through PERSONAL EXPERIENCE.

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>>85031328
Whoa, I'm pretty distracted today, huh

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>that Asgardian dullard, Thor
kek

>>85031254
Emma still has her super villain craftiness

>>85031328
>>85031355
Would be a shame if there was an error and the wrong person appeared in the wrong costume

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>>85031350
I'm sure good ol' Chris had plenty of that.

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>flying through rings again
Truly, the New Mutants are living a waking nightmare.

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>>85031292
Found it.

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>>85031401
>Hercules with Wasp's body

>>85031396
Captain American further proving his hatred of muggas.

>>85031484
They're trapped in an N64 game

>>85031484
It's like living Superman 64!

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Congrats Emma, those are almost sensible clothes.

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>>85031529
>>85031551
Hivemind 64

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>>85031514
I think I'm gonna be sick. And that wasn't even written by Claremont!

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>The Black Knight and Wasp are no serious threat
Shots fired.

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I'm preeetty sure Namor had his own reasons for fighting the Nazis, Cap.

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>I'm an Avenger
Pshaw, as if that means much these days, fellow.

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Hey, nice souvenir, Illyana.

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>WHAMMO!
Claremont loves that one huh.

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>That-- THING
Hey, shut up, Dane.

>>85031732
Cap never misses a chance to keep a mugga down

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>Hardly unexpected, Knight
He's not very bright, is he, Cap?

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That's all for now, later today: an unexpected return! 'till then!

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>>85032165
This is the first glimpse of the Emma we'll come to love

>>84959334
hnnngggghhhh holy shit this page, think it just gave me a fetish for whipping maid boys

>>85034152
You didn't have that fetish already?

>>85032165

i'm so mad we didnt get a good run of Mags and Emma in charge of the school

>>85036449
>tfw we will never get good x-men comics again

>>85030557
>couchon

Why the Hell don't modern artists draw Sam with that Kentucky jawline? These days he's just generic male but he used to be easily recognizable.

>>85042221
Because they're hacks.