The statue may or may not be found in the next few hours.
Anthyding can hadplen.
REMEMBER:
>ONLY THE FIRST AND LAST CLUE MATTER
>JOURNAL 3 IS IRRELEVANT
>"RETURN TO WHERE IT ALL BEGAN" REFERS TO THE FIRST CLUE ONLY
>DON'T FORGET TO WATERMARK YOUR FINDINGS
CURRENT CLUE:
"Return to where it all began / The final piece is in your hands / The parchment can be such a tease / The answer's written in the trees"
IMAGE OF THE FIRST CLUE + MAP (full res):
https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/co/image/1469/63/1469631272256.jpg
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS, CLUES, RECAPS AND STREAMS HERE:
http://pastebin.com/dz0Ta3cv
The statue may be in either California or Oregon. So take a trip, find it.
Previously:
>>84997237
Information may be updated as the hours pass, be sure to read the thread (and pastebin) and stay up to date in all Gravity Falls mania.
DO NOT POST A NEW THREAD BEFORE PAGE 10.
>>85004483
FIRST FOR FUCK MAY
OFFICIAL THREAD THEME MUSIC HERE:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxTQ3Qg9a3o
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>85004502
I was gonna do it...
also... this is the puzzle arc again.
> May trying to claim victory
> Everyone is stumped
> Everyone is complaining
> People are going on wild goose chases for the next clue
The statue isn't real, homosexuals.
Yo I was gone for some time. What happened?
Reminder for when you see May, kill on sight.
Also if we win my gf is giving me mouth presents... I'm counting on you guys.
SHE CANNOT WIN THIS ROUND!
Someone on twitter tried to align the statue with a trail on Santium and traced it on the map so you couldn't' tell it only fit the bumps in the dotted line. Sigh.
THE END IS NEAR
>>85004543
>wasn't following this since Hyde
>may is back
Fucking when?
nth for not giving a fuck!
The statue was inside you all along anons! It's the spirit of friendship and togetherness that this hunt brought out in us all! Buy my book!
>>85004568
Location has somewhat likely been traced to Gates, Oregon and May is racing there to find the statue.
If the coordinate theory is true, there are still different places it could be based on how the lat/long are written.
Everyone seems to be going to for DD format, which is 44.668, -122.3579
It could be DMS format, which is what the previous Cipher Hunt lat/long clue was in, in which case it's 44°55'6.6"N, 122°35'7.9"W
Those two locations are two hours apart: https://www.google.com/maps/dir/44.668+-122.3579+/44.9185,-122.5855278/@44.8728296,-122.6167898,13z/data=!3m1!4b1!4m6!4m5!1m3!2m2!1d-122.3579!2d44.668!1m0
It could also be DMM format 44 55.66N, 122 35.79W
The sun is setting. And there is no way she or anyone would be dumb enough to be out there at night.
THIS IS YOUR CHANCE OREGON ANONS, DRIVE THROUGH THE EVENING.
Find a motel and crash there, as soon as day breaks hit the woods. Or if you do actually dare...explore at night. When the landwhales wakes up and finds it with a MAGA hat on and a 4chan flag saying fuck May you could probably hear her scream from your motel room.
>>85004593
Since yesterday.
>>85004659
Go out in packs at night, the more the better. Keeps stray landwhales away and predators. Also makes finding our prey easier!
Has anyone talked shit to may on her twitter yet?
>>85004659
Yes.
The sun is setting, it is our ally. It wants us to get there and work from the shadows.
>>85004701
Was getting on that, hoping to demoralize her ass. Why?
>>85004701
Who hasn't at this point?
Mystery of GF, 4chan, pretty much everyone dislikes her
>>85004659
Bring some self defense.
>tfw Reddit made up the location
>tfw May drove all the way out there for nothing
>tfw she is eaten by a bear
>>85004731
Except for the special snowfucks on twitter...
Who is Marie?
>>85004593
She smelled the hottest lead and rose from the shit like a hippopotamus on the hunt
>>85004750
kek
HAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>85004724
Are you fucking joking me?
>>85004741
Long stabby and spray stuff. thats for bears.
A baseball bat covered in feces is for May.
>>85004741
From the elements or from Tumblr?
>>85004700
How great would it be if Hyde and 2 other anons met up and worked together, and accomplish in a few hours what Tumblr couldn't do in days ?
>>85004724
NO FUCKING WAY! STEAM!
>>85004659
This, please. Even if we lose Wacky Races, at least we can have a representative there, when the state is found.
>>85004785
One day... one day we will find her, and cover her in jizz.
>>85004787
fuck off with your show
A̢͓̠͙̱͓͎̗P͕̥͟O̶̜̰̺͇̟̲͜L̷͈̪̺͙̘͠ͅO̭̣͉͕̯G̛̝͓̰̥̤I̪̪̙̜̳̮̹Z̶̟̘͎͟E̵͔̦͈̟̣̱̖̤͠ ̶͚̫̝̮͈͘Ṇ̸͉̬͘͠O̪̮̖̭͇͠ͅẀ͔̤͍̜̣̱̠̠͙.̀͏̩͎̤̩̪̝̩̼̩
>>85004826
God as my witness I would concive my first child from the sheer energy of my pride!
Is there even one anon on their way to the location right now?
>dozens of kids running off into the middle of the woods in Oregon at night
>blastoff music plays
>>85004951
>>85004917
FUCK YOU!
>>85004951
This is exactly how the first hunt went.
>A moment of silence for the 5 anons that never made it out of the woods
>>85004990
STOP POSTING MY PICTURE!
>>85004990
WHY AREN'T YOU CREDITING THE ARTIST?
DELETE THIS
>may says she's not getting involved again after the incident in la
>may says she's getting involved again
>>85005036
I don't know who
I found it on an anonymous image board
>>85005024
>>85004951
at least journal 3 confirmed that he has to remove his exoskeleton before he can feed on you
that gives you time to escape
THIS FANART FROM DAY ONE FORETOLD TODAY.
THIS FANART FROM DAY ONE FORETOLD TODAY.
THIS FANART FROM DAY ONE FORETOLD TODAY.
THIS FANART FROM DAY ONE FORETOLD TODAY.
THIS FANART FROM DAY ONE FORETOLD TODAY.
Sundown coming soon.
NO SHE ISN'T STOP SAYING THIS SHIT
>>85005097
I love how legit evil she looks in this
>>85005131
MY FUCKING STATUE
>>85005161
>>85005136
chill out dude, we can't let them get to us, it's a distraction. we need to focus on the clues just in case this turns out to be a bust.
we beat her!! hey sirblah, deliver THIS FUCKING MESSAGE, YOU ASSHOLE!
WE WON. CALL MAY OFF, SHE'S NOT GOING TO GET THERE FIRST. CALL HER OFF
DOING THE THING
CALL HER OFF, DISCORDERS
DOING
THE
THING
>>85005176
whats going on now? is there somewhere to watch whats happening or are people just monitoring twitters?
>>85005203
fuck off
Alright fellow anons... Start shit posting her twitter, Periscope, anything you can to demoralize her.
A second group start explaining how horrible a person she is to the masses and hope they have some brain cells! GOGOGO
>>85005203
You idiots played this card too early.
>>85005211
STILL WAITING FOR THE GAS PUMPER
>>85005097
> Implying she didn't eat the key to keep 4chan from stealing it
>post yfw the statue isn't actually there and we're back to square one
>>85005233
I want false flagging tumblr faggots to leave.
>>85005203
If you fucks didn't already spam this so much we would
>>85005233
Grow up, we're not /b/. Focus on the clues instead and actually be productive instead of wasting your time on a braindead hambeast.
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!
>>85005233
Jesus dude, calm down for a sec.
>>85005233
tumblr pls go
>may has TWICE NOW done no actual searching, but instead headed out to get the reward that people already found
>being treated like a good
>>85005240
2 hours until the sun sets
>>85005233
You're an idiot.
This is probably a false lead, first of all. It'd be better to work on other solutions.
If it isn't, then this thing is in the fucking woods and we could get a whole team over there before she manages to hike out to it. You'd be better off doing that.
>>85005297
nice typo, nerd
>>85005285
We already have a good lead and May jumped on when somebody figured it out so its a race now dude.
WHY COULDN'T SONYA DO IT.
>>85005289
She cannot win... not this time.
>>85005321
what typo? she should be treated like a bad for not letting another fan have their go, she already got a turn
>>85005333
I still don't think this is it. I doubt Alex would put this thing THAT far out. This thing was for kids too, afterall.
>>85005392
kids have parents dude, also he knows his fanbase is manchildren too, so why couldnt it be out there
>>85005371
Touche
>>85005288
Reddit found a lead to Gates, Oregon. The coordinates put it in the woods and the sun is setting in two hours. Meanwhile tons of tumblrinas, redditors, Discord Scouts, and tweeters are all racing to it at the exact same time, trying to get there first.
People are taking a TMoGF tweet as confirmation that's it's out there, in the woods, waiting, in Gates, Oregon.
>>85005399
Its about the statue
>>85005392
Too many things add up to be a coincidence.
JUST LET HER GET IT, YOU JERKS! IT'S NOT LIKE SHE CAN TAKE IT HOME ANYWAY.
>>85005315
This anon's got a point, I'm skeptical that reddit could actually have solved this, not saying shouldn't be investigated but still.
>>85005434
Now it's about May not finding it.
Is Hyde kill or does he have to work on saturdays?
I haven't seen him post anything.
>>85005432
Ok so, I get that she's an annoying bitch and all, but doesn't it make us kind of shitty by jumping on someone else's hard work too?
>>85005441
That won't change much unless everyone riots where shes staying.
remember when it was do the fucking puzzle
and now its do the fucking wacky races
also shrek
Gay
>what tumblr is hoping to find out there right now
You guys just can't compete with rampant female hormones.
Give up.
>>85005479
Hyde is kill... I was on the phone with him and the last thing I heard was a screech an a drop. I am on the line with 9/11 right now.
>>85005441
>Implying she won't eat it the second she finds it
>>85004588
Best girl!
>>85005498
>tfw had to work the last 6 days and had no time from shitposting on the cipher search, and have no idea whats going on anymore.
OREGON ANONS PLEASE! GET TO GATES, THE SUN IS SETTING AND YOU HAVE TIME NOW. IF ITS MONEY YOU NEED JUST PROVE THAT YOU ARE OUT THERE TRYING TO GET THE DAMN THING. WE CAN CHIP IN FOR THE GAS AND MOTEL ROOM LATER!
>>85005435
Oh shit, is she turning out more awesome than we thought?
>>85005453
>This anon's got a point, I'm skeptical that reddit could actually have solved this, not saying shouldn't be investigated but still.
It seems like a huge stretch honestly. Not saying it might not be true. I thought some of the other shit was a stretch. But everyone seems so sure when it's reaching a bit.
>>85005513
I heard May fell and can't get up.
>may stops talking for 5 seconds
Where is Dipper's real name from? The journal?
>>85005590
>awesome
>"we"
can you just die, kid?
>>85005585
You mean you missed the FUCKING PUZZLE story arc?
>>85005610
Is there a stream up?
>>85005585
We officially Wacky Races right now. Literally racing there in cars. Tumblr and Reddit in the lead. But is it really there? Could be bullshit.
>>85004543
>>85004576
>>85004868
>>85005233
>>85005367
>>85005513
You're making me want to add elipses to my filters
>>85005624
Yes, that and the fact that the options were fairly limited after we were told that it has a similarity to Mabel, in the same way Stanford and Stanley are similar.
>>85005641
I'm okay with the Wacky Races Arc so far. But it depends on the outcome. Not sure about the payoff.
>>85005356
i miss her, even if she was one of the most annoying ones there
>>85005680
Fuck off...
G U Y S
>>85005610
"nigga she already a giant woman"
>>85005695
post more Sonya
>>85005692
Okay so what are all the arcs so far gois?
> International Arc
> Cali Adventure Arc
> Puzzle Arc
> Frantic Searching Arc
> Wacky Races Arc
Am I misnaming or missing anything?
>>85005684is there a context? i loved the fact that i enjoyed a show without being spoiled for once
>>85005781
>going straight from international to cali
>>85005610
who the hell are these people? why are they so mindlessly enamored with lady thick rolls?
I just got here. So somebody thinks that the statue is in Gates, Oregon, and now it's a race to see who gets there first?
I can see that May The Attention Whale is en route; who else is making the plunge?
>>85005725
i hate all the females involved in this hunt, no matter how loosely connected
>>85005585
>tfw got into this from a YouTube video where a faggot described every stretch as "it was really interesting seeing them look around" like some TV show
>got to final vid (puzzle) and hear that it hasn't been completed
>check the date published and see it was that day
I thought this was long over until then.
>>85005725
Link or gtfo
>>85005725
Oh shit, she found the only rusty gate in Oregon.
>>85005799
Well what is there huh? Help me out! Q_Q
>>85005851
>Q_Q
you have to go back
So has anyone pulled up hiking trails on the website and tried to match locations?
Don't use google maps, check the state park's site.
>>85005725
>gates
That's not even a fucking gate.
someone post the periscope
WOMENTEAM is the main force behind the hunt because their hormones are in hot pursuit for some action with that outstretched hand. And if the dig a little into the ground...
>>85005816
I showed you her freaking twitter, do I need to hold your hand, here
https://twitter.com/TGF_William/status/759557261853286401
>>85005725
>gates
that's one gate, where's the other gate?
>>85005483
Perhaps. I just think it's unfair that, with so many people being unable to participate in the IRL aspect of the hunt, that one person alone gets 2-3 milestones. Let others have some fun, too.
>>85005893
>freaking
you need to go back
>>85005884
It's the hiking trail where bill is supposed to be, but the 'gate' the bar thing means don't come this way
>>85005725
>inb4 Bill eats them all tonight
>but not in the way they want him to
>>85005804
You're exactly the reason why people say we're sexist for hating May. Kindly fuck off and stop giving us a bad name.
>>85005929
The hell are you talking about THE CITY IS CALLED GATES
>>85005963
So, not vore?
>>85005483
>someone else's hard work
go join the "she's gone on so many epic struggles for this fandom" discussions
>>85005973
Not that person but please name one female that hasn't been shit in all of this. Do it.
>>85005610
Typing/texting while driving is illegal in Oregon. We could call the cops on her.
>>85005963
I have yet to see fan art of the Journal 3 entry where McGucket saw Bill take off his exoskeleton to feed in the portal.
>>85005097
She legit looks like a KND villian in this. Like an evil version of Numbah One's girlfriend.
4CHAN IS SO SCARY XD
>>85005998
the mom
fucking lol
>>85005992
>So, not vore?
Maybe with all those mouths.
>>85006036
You mean the one who lost the bolt?
when they find the "statue" it will just be another picture of it with "to be continued in season 3" written on it
>>85006027
Kyrinnia LOL
>>85006080
try to keep up retard
Remember when we called SirBlah a fag?
>>85006018
good idea
>>85006018
Talking on the stream, numbnuts.
>>85005725
They were all over Oregon today and got that close and went home. I'm so mad...
>>85006105
he still is a fagfuck off blah
>>85006027
throw em over the wall, doc pope
>>85006111
She's on discord too
Is May trying to get the statue? Please tell me she ain't close...
>>85006027
>twitches
>twitches again
holy shit i want to strangle that person
>twitches
>mumbles the word 4chan
NEEDS TO BE STRANGLED
>>85006136
> Not reading the filename
>>85006053
Reading this makes my physically ill. One read through and you can tell none of these people are self-sufficient.
>>85005992
>vore
quite possibly actually
wouldn't be at all surprised
>>85006153
she's less than an hour away
>>85006153
Should be 30 minutes away. But in May time, that's like tomorrow.
>blastoff music gets to the 2nd rendition
>>85006188
someone else was already up there and you're not supposed to go down that trail. Think she'll stop?
>>85006090
would make more sense that the statue disappeared because bill came back to life, with something basically explaining why instead.
>>85006188
>>85006204
Kill me now
>>85006184
what the fuck!
>>85006188
>>85006204
>I made it to Gates!
>Now to find a hotel. Hey, is there anybody on Periscope who will let me crash at their place?
>>85006188
It's supposedly in the woods and might be a bit of a walk though. Assuming it's there it could take hours to get to and find.
please tell me my eyes are lying
shes not going
>>85005998
>>85006080
Anon's Mom. The one that found the FINAL clue.
>>85006286
She's already there.
>>85006286
No she is. That's why our oreganons need to get there.
>>85004868
>One day... one day we will find her, and cover her in jizz.
Friend, I am so certain of my waifu's perpetual virginity right now, she might as well be wearing a titanium chastity belt. Feels good.
this thread blew up, where is everyone going? Gates, oregon? like speceificly where at?
26 MINTUES
>>85006252
>GoFundMe!
>>85006314
Yeah she was cool, why you gotta hate on anon's mom?
Gravity
Falls is my home
I will never be here alone
Chasing after the monsters
I'm right here with my brother
What's going on in this town
This journal, that he found
It will remain a mystery
The secrets of Gravity
FALLS!
>>85006412
reee
>>85006366
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MAN.
>>85006423
I imagine you whispering this
>>85006412
THE LAST PART
>>85006366
A specific lat/long coordinate (though there are a couple of options). See >>85004652
>>85006366
Hyde! Damn, man. Welcome back.
>>85006366
I haven't seen a decent overlay on anything to match it with the map. I wanna say it's not even there.
>>85006366
MAY IS GOING THERE!
BEAT HER THERE PLEASE!
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
>>85005998
The Japanese girls who found the second clue and left a cute drawing
>>85006412
The best cure for this is to play the alternate track used in the Season Two trailer in your head.
>>85006250
I dunno man billdip is the fetish smorgasbord for some reason
>vore
>guro
>mindbreak
>corruption
>tentacles
>possession/mind control/hypnosis of course
>TG/TF
>r63 in general
>BDSM, all sorts
>petplay
>feeding/fat stuff
>feet stuff
>raperaperape
>etc
no clue why
trying to think of something I haven't seen there actually
people have problems
>>85006525
>MAY IS GOING THERE!
>BEAT HER WITH A BASEBALL BAT PLEASE!
ftfy
>>85006366
Someone on Reddit found coordinates in the trees on the parchment that lead to Gates, Oregon "Beyond the rusty gates" the welcome sign to the city is rusty, and there are rusty gates blocking the hiking trail that leads to where Bill should be.
>>85006528
>>85006036
>>85006314
Alright, let me clarify. IN THE STATES. Also, Anon's mom didn't do it, wasn't it his brother? Anyway she's the only one. I just forgot about her.
>>85006582
it was his mom
>>85006558
AND COVER THE BAT IN BAT FECES! Cause that shit is nasty.
And by shit I mean May not the noble bat feces that must be sacrificed...
>>85006022
Someone draw it!
FUCK ME IS MAY ON THE WAY TO THE STATUE
INTERCEPT
I REPEAT
INTERCEPT THE HAMBEAST
They're going now? Parks are going to be closed in an hour or two, after it gets dark.
>>85006366
you have to go to Gates, Oregon.
>>85006412
This angers me more then it should
>>85006492
Converting the 44668 coords does not make it 44°55'6.6". You get that by converting 445566.
>>85006528
>The Japanese girls who found the second clue and left a cute drawing
>>85005781
>International Arc
Man the Japan mini-arc of the International Arc was by far the best part of this show.
That cute drawing they left of Bill getting caught in a net at the shrine, and all the A+++ fan art they churned out. Excellent stuff. Better than 2B.
Based Nippon.
Fill me in on what the fuck is going on
>>85006659
The trail is already closed
>>85005725
But I mean, you can jump that easily
I SLEEP FOR 5 HOURS AND I MISS EVERYTHING. WHAT CAN I DO, I CAN CONTACT SOME OREGON FRIENDS ASAP IF NEED?
LET US GO FUCK CUTIES.
Where are people following May's progress? It doesn't look like she's tweeted in a while and her periscope is down.
>>85006719
LURK MOAR
>>85005998
Pretty sure the Map Anon (that's the one that mother grabbed the clue for) is female, based on the hands in the later photos we requested.
Also pretty sure the person who has been making those awesome cork board clue collections (and designed the /co/ clue logo, I suspect) is a femanon as well.
They didn't attention whore but, yes, good females.
Oh and that girl who found the Confusion Hill clue the day before anyone else solved the puzzle was garbage (although she wasn't one of ours).
>>85006710
Any pictures of that drawing frienderino?
>>85006764
the best friend of the hacker known as 4chan
>>85006719
1. We Wacky Races now.
2. It's in Gates, OR in the woods.
3. May is about to win.
>>85006388
Exactly my point. SHE WAS COOL!
>>85006738
GO TO GATES, OREGON!
>>85006412
What is this and why does it make everyone so angry?
>>85006775
>Also pretty sure the person who has been making those awesome cork board clue collections
and included Dipper's name, which pissed off a bunch of twitter folks
> that girl who found the Confusion Hill clue the day before anyone else solved the puzzle was garbage
she cute though
oh no who is may
is she just a female?
sexist assholes, why does it matter?
>>85006796
NO! NO NO NO
THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
MAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE CRYING ON HER FLOOR AROUND DEAD MICE
>>85006839
someone who already had their turn in this whole game that doesnt need another one
>>85006839
Troll elsewhere and lurk the fuck more.
Or go back, that works too.
>>85006791
i think 4chan is a prety cool guy, eh sabotages discord redit nda tumblar and doesn't afraid of anything
>>85006839
It doesn't matter that she's female.
What matters is she's terrible. Everyone outside the discord chat agrees on this.
>>85006775
Didn't science prove if a guy is enraged that females are doing good he has a massive inferiority complex because he is at the bottom of the totem pole socially?
>>85006796
>Wacky Races
God, this shit makes me cringe so hard. Stop.
>>85006839
Selfish prick of a bitch who wants all the hunt's attention to herself
>>85006849
>says she is done with the hunt because of what happened in la
>anyone who asks her anything related to it gets blocked or shut down with "it doesnt matter to me anymore, please stop asking" which gets the questioner a bunch of whitenight responses about needing to leave her alone, even if the person who asked was a whiteknight
>now on the hunt immediately and getting praise again
>>85006875
dont say that it doesnt matter, maybe to you and i it doesnt, but for lots of people here complaining about women this whole hunt, it matters.
>>85006877
>not liking wacky races
Fucking kill yourself. No one loves you, just end your life.
>>85006877
you have to go back
Did she miss a turn or something? She should have been there like 20 minutes ago.
>>85006877
> I cringe at everything
GTFO leafy fan
>>85006876
samefag
I wasn't talking about May and her attitude.
>>85006828
>>85006828https://soundcloud.com/realshitishappening/i-didnt-know-the-theme-had-lyrics-o
>>85006927
kek
>>85006927
The coordinates were a lie. It was just a lure so someone can axe murder everyone.
>>85006908
Here's a photo of me and my wife at the park a few weeks ago. She loves me enough.
>>85006948
I looked it up and came across a video from 2014 where some guy sings it especially badly.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kRueXg1Evc
There was another girl who was supposed to be there an hour ago and she still hasn't updated twitter
>>85006972
Nice google search image.
>>85006948
>I wrote that myself!
>You did?! AWESOME YOU'RE SO COOL
Meanwhile >>85006974
>>85006972
She only loves you for your vest.
HYDE! WHERE ARE YOU!
>>85006877
I wish there was a way you could drown and burn to death in a fire at the same time.
>>85006972
Get cu.cked faggot.
Oh please tell me we have soldiers on the ground.
BOYS
ITS A 50/50 CHANCE. IF WE HAVE PEOPLE GOING TO BOTH WE HAVE A 50% CHANCE OF GETTING IT FIRST NO MATTER WHAT
>>85006974
Nothing will ever beat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALstOqg0pig
>>85007008
THAT'S NOT TRUE, CARLY.
>>85007068
No we don't.... sadly. And would it matter? It's already night time.
>>85007125
>rap
>>85007094
>>85004659
Reminder that we have a fucking anon on his way RIGHT now. He has been driving for a couple hours now, since the clue was posted.
He is also a good hiker.
ALL HOPE ON HIKE-ANON!
>>85007168
Will he jump the closed gate thing?
if an anon gets it and not may i will suck the cock of every single person on this board
>>85007168
I swear I will give hike-anon a brojob if he fucking beats the autistic landwhales
>>85007220
Are you a girl?
>>85007284
I-I can be if you want me to anon..
>>85007302
but what if I am a girl?
you can't give me a blowjob
>>85006839
I don't really have a problem with May actually unlike everyone here but someone new finding it would be nice.
>>85007168
Oh, we got somebody to go on a fool's errand.
>>85007220
>>85007266
chill
>>85007338
Yes, that anon should offer chill and netflix and not just a BJ
>>85007220
Well then. Lemme just unlock my front door and unzip my jeans.
>>85007371
What? What's the problem?
STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE! STEAM WHERE!
>>85007371
Good, I hope she falls down.
>>85007284
does it matter? a warm hole is a warm hole all the same
>>85007398
So Gravity affects her and then she Falls...hmmm....
reminder that may got winded just from walking to her car to where the other kids were at piedmont. there's no fucking way she can hike for any stretch of time.
>>85007445
Boys. We just figured where the statue is! May's corpse!
>>85007220
Screencapping this post just in case.
>>85007499
>not knowing who Yotsuba is
>>85007504
Yotsuba is actually pretty innocent though, you ever read it?
>>85007522
Yotsuba r34, you say?!
May hit the mountain and went home
To the people saying it may not be there and we are all freaking out over nothing.
So, it looks like May would beat me there by at least 4 hours. I'm in Medford area guys, and it may not seem like it but i do have a life.
Anyway, I live in oregon and wouldnt trudge around in the dark, do you honestly think may would? She has got maybe an hour of sunlight left so she better hurry.
And I might make a trip up there in the morning. I can drive through the night and be there at sun up no problem. But I've been burned 3 times now and as much as I REALLY want to be the "nerd of destiny" im getting tired of this shit. So convince me that this is THE SPOT, and ill go check it out.
>>85007550
One does not simply hit The Mountain and live to go home.
>>85007574
No she turned around because she saw it was a mountain hike and it's night time.
>>85007550
Wow, how fucking lazy. Either this is a crappy ruse to make the rest of us give up, or they are actually that delicate. In any case, alright gents, this is our opportunity. Keep at it!
fucking 4chan being a piece of shit
i just want to god damn post about may
she's saying she brought her sister?
>>85007574
Completely understandable, man.
According to someone from Tumblr the path is WAY to rocky to drive on and may be a false lead. Still holding onto hope.
>>85007550
The good news is the enemy hasn't won yet.
The bad news is we're still uncertain if the statue is there.
We need to send oreganons tomorrow morning.
>>85007618
you don't get to bring friends
>>85007574
>Convince me
Dang it, who has those coordinates? I'm on a diff computer
>>85007574
see>>85007550
Now (or the morning) is your time to shine
What's the link to the discord anyway? I want to see how bad it really is.
I honestly don't know what else it could be, this HAS to be it. What are the odds of the trees giving us coordinates that land us in Oregon by chance? It would be EXTREMELY unlikely so this has GOT to be it.
>>85007574
>do you honestly think may would?
Doesn't matter, it's a stupid idea. It lowers your effectiveness searching to a point where you're better off waiting until tomorrow, safety concerns notwithstanding.
>>85007637 (You)
Shut the fuck up.
>>85007626
She tried driving on a path probably not meant for cars. It's by a hiking trail into the woods. ...She may have driving up a mountain hiking trail is what I'm telling you
> Filename
>>85007632
My travel plans list me, reddit, and anon here but only ONE OF YOU
First one to talk gets to stay on the road
>>85007680
https://discord.gg/eGGkPhS
Hmmm...
Also >>85007705
She said she is a hiking expert so... who knows.
>>85007709
Come pick me up im on the east coast you idiot.
>>85007574
This HAS to be it. The odds of the trees and branches giving us coordinates that lead to Oregon are just too low for this to be chance.
>>85007685
Sheeeeiiit, I never thought of it like that.
We really need to prepare ourselves for tomorrow morning.
If the one in the mountains don't work try this. This is closer to Gates. 122.356810W 44.779N
somebody hit me with a link to that cringey CipherHunt Song
>>85004951
>find this beast instead
>>85007752
Can someone look into this? What if IS just a coincidence?
>>85007701
NO U
“The first user that found the 122.3579 coordinate, he numbered the trees 1-9. Then made a list of all the trees that had the “hand” looking branches. This is tree 1, tree 2, tree 2 (listed twice since tree 2 has 2 hand coordinates), tree 3, 5, 7, 9. Put the numbers together to make 122.3579 coordinate.
I (a 4Chan user) applied the same method to the trees with no hand branches. So, trees with no hand branches are trees 4, 6, & 8. 46.8 puts us in Washington, so that doesn’t work. So then I decided to list the plain branches on those trees. So tree 4, tree 4 (listed twice because it has two branches), tree 6, tree 6, tree 8. Gives 44.668.“
>>85007752
Has anyone got the map overlay to line up with any path? That would be the real confirmation, at that point it would include basically the whole final clue.
>>85007787
so, its bullshit manipulation to get the answer you want
>>85007574
See
>>85007787
Also:
"Beyond the Rusty Gates"
>>85004951
>>85007773
The woods aren't safe, May...
>>85006314
>>85006036
>Mom
Moms aren't girls, anon
>>85007806
It's called deduction you ignoramus
>>85007685
Holy crap, this actually might all be over soon. Either there will be some desperate people plunging into the woods tonight (while the top runners prepare to raid the mountain at first light,) and find it in the dark. Or one those front runners of each faction will get it.
Good luck, Hyde. I'm rooting for you.
>>85007574
it's up to you, not us. how important is it to you to find it and get the unique prize? if it's not important, fuck it.
>>85007827
Just because your mom's a tranny doesn't mean all of our parents were faggots.
https://twitter.com/maria_chopine/status/759579090265313280
>>85007851
nice chin
This girl on Twitter finally arrived an hour late and is about to periscope
https://twitter.com/maria_chopine/status/759579090265313280
>>85007831
>deduction
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's more like guessing.
>>85007773
THE BEAST
>>85007831
no, its called making shit up, you retarded piece of shit
>>85007851
I wish you were litterally dying
also learn to spell faggot
>>85007881
>>85007876
>>85007897
What's the point? I'm not in that time zone, but it's going to get dark very shortly.
>>85007842
>>85007574
There's another anon on their way right now who might have a chance
>>85007897
HOW ABOUT A GUY FOR ONCE, HOLY SHIT.
reminder that everyone thinks this is it because of what TMOGF posted on twitter
>>85007851
Where's Miyazaki
Blah, you aren't allowed to say based, you fucking faggot. Neck yourself
>>85007937
silly anon there are no boys in the gravity falls fandom
>>85007937
I'm really starting to wonder if men these days are just so disillusioned by 3rd wave feminism that they don't even bother trying in this world anymore. It's pretty sad and worrisome.
OH SHIT
WHAT'S GOING ON
I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE ALL DAY
>>85007939
Exactly this.
tmoGF, I hope you're happy.
Yeah, I know you're at a con but I also know the dealer's room is closed for the day so you'll see this shortly (if not at the instant I post this).
>>85007997
lucky
close this thread now while you have a chance
>>85007879
which one?
>>85008012
all six of them
>>85007997
Nothing but a bunch of faggots rushing up a mountain in the dark on shitty roads, its a recipe for hilarious strandings and much crying.
No guys Maria turned back, she's talking about posting a periscope of their wasted trip after the fact, look at her next tweet she's not there.
>>85008048
did we figure out the clue?
>>85007851
Its hilarious how fast the discord fags went from "THIS HAS TO BE IT GOGOGO" to "Yeah, i figured this wouldn't be it, it's a huge stretch"
>>85007937
The girls are more willing to go out to solve the mystery, while the guys are more comfortable with bitching about the girls, giving excuses about why they can't go, and/or doing nothing but shitposting. So the chances of girls getting their hands on the clues is more likely than a guy getting it.
>>85008079
Don't forget
> BE SUPER SAFE, THIS LOOKS DANGEROUS
> Pack food
> Pack Water
> Extra Tire
> Three Batteries
> Toilet Paper
> Tent
> Fleshlight
> I meant flashlight
>>85008075
I'd smack her fat face
>>85008123
DELETE THIS
Maria is CUTE
>>85008075
is she referring to the
>FIRST FOR FUCK MAY
Holy kek
>>85008123
Christ.
>>85008075
Kyrinnia the memestress is the gift that keeps giving.
>>85008072
People think they figured out coordinates. They all lead deep in the wilderness so probably not
>>85008075
she probably meant snack
>>85008069
Hyde can still make it first!
I hope Maria finds it.
>>85008102
Isn't our anon on the way a guy?
kyrinnia is a mom?
>>85008075
I FUCKING HATE THIS HIDEOUS FAT BEAST JESUS CHRIST
I'm seriously considering buying a plane ticket to Oregon just so I can get to this fucking thing first AND beat the shit out of this stupid cunt. THAT'S the real reward.
>>85008194
May will find it
>>85007850
oooo fuck you man, you are a goddam word wizard, why bother using logic when you can attack my pride? I want my fucking life back, all i do right now is come up with crackpot theories, and keep hitting f5.
Fine, ill be there at first light. Who needs sleep when you can achieve glory?
So what i need is a route to take, an entrance to go in through, and maybe a temperature this time of year in that area? Email me everything you guys think i should know to [email protected]
>>85008194
>>85008145
Reminder that Maria asked May to go together and that if she finds it, May will probably repeat the key bullshit and claim it as hers
>>85008201
He said he wasn't sure if he should go, but I think he's driving out?
It's too dark to really go into the trail till morning either way. I mean if he wants to risk it I'm sure he'd be the hero of /co/ forever but he doesn't need to
>You FUCK nuggets are not going invasions at Night, allowing Pack Leaders of Leddit and Comblr take our precious
Take a trip, follow it
>>85008222
Fuck off, May.
>>85008241
and if Maria disagrees May will just eat her
>>85008225
1) Stay Based
2) Use update, its faster than f5
>>85008225
I FUCKING LOVE YOU SO GOD DAMN MUCH, MAN
>>85008225
Don't do it man, they're trying to send you on a fool's errand. There is no way Alex would send his teen and tween fanbase into the middle of the wilderness up what are probably logging roads.
was this posted yet
>>85008241
oh...
>>85008245
From the last update I got from him, he's still driving and plans on making it tonight.
>>85008225
you're a goddamn hero
>>85008201
Yeah, I think so, but what I meant is that girls seem more likely to go out and do something for the hunt, so they're most likely to get clues, not that guys never make an effort, just that they're less likely to. This is based on what I've seen from these threads though.
>>85008222
May will get eaten by a bear
>>85008286
I feel like this is some pretty fuckin valid proof that THIS IS IT
>>85008309
>This is based on what I've seen from these threads though.
Basically this.
lots of REEEEEEE THE WOMEN HAVE MOVED vs. PROOF
>>85008253
>>85008312
Sorry, but trips confirm, buds. Good job, May.
So serious how long before a Pokemon Go and someone gets killed or hurt trying to find this thing?
The trail to the coordinates sounds dangerous.
Someone should probably just debunk this now before someone gets hurt on a wild goose chase.
>>85008326
Nah, he's said it before, and he knows we're crazy enough to run into the woods, he's covering his butt being blamed for leading us on wild goose chases in the dark
>>85008286
Nope
>>85008309
>>85008345
Yeah, Men are more logical and move based on reason whereas the Women are emotionally driven so they take risks. The problem is that some of you here are literal teenagers and let them get to you and get whipped up into a frenzy instead of keeping focused on the clues.
All I want is a clear photo, like Bigfoot or Nessie, I don't care who gets there first.
>>85008286
Blah, stop posting my screenshots in discord you mong
https://www.periscope.tv/choppyseas/1gqxvBbmYyaxB
>>85008376
> This state trail sounds dangerous
Tumblr, You have to go back
>>85008286
Is this a confirmation, albeit a wait until tomorrow?
Oh if I was a little kid, I would do anything to run off into the woods in the dead of night, looking for a spooky demon statue.
>>85008225
Fucking christ, hyde.
Just when I thought you couldn't be even more based you post this shit?
Good luck man, I hope the statue is there waiting for you.
>>85008430
She mentioned she was with May
>>85008430
She's not going back till noon, Hyde is in the clear
>>85008225
No, Hyde. Travel their now, sleep in the car with an alarm set, and move innnawoods at 4AM
You aren't based I'd you can't make it before they stay woke
>>85008500
This DESU, Hyde is amazing.
>>85008500
>Just when I thought you couldn't be even more based you post this shit?
how 12 are you
Just watched the Periscope...
I think the trail is closed for the day therefor May probably won't go. I doubt she will be back...
>>85008616
Are you not paying attention? May turned back she's going all the way home. She might be back tomorrow. Maria is going to be back tomorrow at noon. Hyde still can make it
>>85008698
I was just about too...
>>85008698
Can she get anymore based, /co/?
>>85008698
I don't get the 'I'm a mom' part.
>>85008302
BASED
GO OTHER ANON GO
>Blah acting like Hyde is his guy
Fucking neck yourself Blah
The point seems pretty far removed from any trails in the forest, but it's not far at all from the road. It's downhill, but I can't tell how steep it is.
>>85008738
Her poor innocent eyes
>>85008784
Hey it's that neck yourself guy...
Whats up notokok? Still sperging over "muh sekret info"?
>>85006780
>Any pictures of that drawing frienderino?
Right here, Japan looooves Bill. Twitters from Asia exploded with fan art and animations, too. Very cute.
>>85008767
His name is Hyde
>>85008814
>notokok
who
>>85008800
It looks like a clearing or just bushes by the road, then some trees, and it's just hidden inside the trees a ways..
>>85008800
triple dubs speaks the truth
>>85008819
>exploded with
>>85008800
Seems like it might be pretty steep, so you couldn't just park on the roadside and walk down. Not sure, though. I guess Google Maps doesn't do elevation/topography?
>>85008840
no this other anon
the one who has been driving for 3 hours
>>85008748
she may be referencing >>85008157
>>85008901
I highly doubt Alex is that much of a hack to hike and put it down there
>>85008908
We still have someone going? Holy shit.
All the based.
>I find Bill in the middle of the woods
>in the middle of the night
>we're all alone together
>it would be a shame if he took advantage of my young and nubile form
Oh if only I could make my most shameful sexual fantasies real. If only I lived in Oregon right now.
fucking christ Blah
>>85008901
He's... on top of a mountain?
So who are the front runners from each faction/site?
All I know is Hyde for /co/, and May from... tumblr? Or was it reddit?
>>85008960
We have that anon who is almost there
These Fags Can't Keep Getting Away With It!
>>85008819
I like how no one felt the need to take that clues and left it for all fans to enjoy.
>>85008286
what did he mean by this?
>>85008954
At this point I'm positive you are Blah doing this shit just to be noticed.
Any publicity is good publicity, huh?
>>85008954
Hmmm, will the prophecy be fulfilled?>>85008222
>>85008991
If you're so obsessed with credit, just namefag yourself.
>>85008991
What happened to putting "Dipper's real name is Mason" on everything?
>>85008996
The clue was left at a shrine, so I doubt they would have taken it even if they wanted to.
Here we go... One... More... Night... Then, we will bring honor to /co/ and claim that statue as our own!
I just got a text from Hyde. He said "Fuck discord"
>>85008987
HIKE-ANON GO!
i hope a bear finds it and tries to mate with it
>>85008996
based japan
they deserved the statue
couple questions
1. Did anyone decipher the code in the new Journal 3 book?
2. Is there anything hidden with a blacklight in the blank pages like in the show?
3. What's all this going on about some kind of winter special?
Whoever gets to the statue, write "Fuck you May" in it.
thanks
>>85009173
>Did anyone decipher the code in the new Journal 3 book?
yes
>Is there anything hidden with a blacklight in the blank pages like in the show?
no
>>85009086
BASED
>>85006961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-SL4ejpP94
whoever gets to the statue better jizz on it and post timestamp
>>85009173
1.Yes
2.No
3.Kys
>>85009129
>i hope a bear finds it and tries to mate with it
Why couldn't that bear be me?
fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord fuck discord dipper's name is mason
>>85009173
Please go away
>>85009192
Nononono. Get a huge ass 4chan flag and then write 'Fuck You May' on it. That statue is worth more than your first born child.
>>85009252
USING MY SOUNDCLOUD TRACK ICON
FUCK HIM
>>85009252
I don't think
> KILL HYDE
Is what they meant
>>85009212
no not my biru-chan
>>85009319
As long as May doesn't squirt on it, i don't care whose bodily fluids are on it.
>>85009211
I've been looking for that video for a while, cheers.
>>85009252
Hyde isn't going to be on the trail tonight. Nice try Discord
[shhhh]
Uh....
Are our anons/discordfags/redditfags actually going out there in the middle of the night?
I know tumblr is gonna wait until morning...
>>85009410
>[shhhh]
fucking wow
>>85009372
True. Anyone else can have their way with him.
i wish Blah was going hiking at night so he could get eaten by a bear, fuck
>>85009472
I forgot how to black out the text. I haven't been on this site in years because I was sick of seeing irl child porn in /co/ when the mods fell asleep /storytime
Oregonanon here, shit I haven't really been keeping up. So, I assume that the hiking trial is closed, so I'm planning to go to Gates early in the morning. I have a friend that can drive me there. Keep in mind this isn't always a guarantee, but I'm still willing to to get there no matter what. Tell hyde that another anon is coming.
Just so you know some fag in the Discord called the park and they're closed, not that it should stop us.
>>85009522
That never happened on /co/, unless you're talking about drawings which is retarded because they aren't real, but the old 4chanX did used to let you spoiler shit that way
>>85009285
beat him up
>>85009564
Based based BASED. THANK YOU ANON.
>>85007771
bump
>>85009319
Bipper a cute. I envy the hot gluers their work.
>>85009626
Shit, he's kind of cute. If he's legal I'd beat that boy-pussy up.
>>85009391
Always happy to be of service
>>85009564
Hey Oregonanon. If Hyde goes, he said it'd be overnight so he can get very early. So you might have to leave at 6am or so.
Keep in mind that the coordinates are 1 hour from Gates. So GPS the coordinates for directions instead, rather than the town name. Check the town AFTER the hiking trailed.
Stay based.
>>85009564
Hyde, this could be a Discord/Tumblr fag trying to disrupt you. Don't cancel your trip. We need you.
>>85009200
Link to the deciphers of the code?
>no blacklight stuff
okay.
>>85009236
kys
>>85009267
Why?
>>85009613
It was a gif, and it was a little blonde girl. There's no sense in arguing with you. It was ages ago you were probably in diapers, kid
>Update from anon
He had to turn back and won't be able to search the trail tonight.
Seems like we're just going to have to wait until morning once more.
>>85009748
>It was ages ago you were probably in diapers, kid
>kid
WHERE ARE YOU BILL TELL US
So who is closer to finding the Statue Right Now>
4CHAN (Us)
Tumblr
Or some other 4th Party?
And is there a livestream happening that I'm missing?
This thread has a lot of autistic people in it.
>>85009732
>why
Sorry, mistake could'nt delete
>>85009730
No, I'm not you little shit, I'm not on discord/tumblr
>>85009748
I'm 28. Whatever though, it was probably a one time deal and you're a sissy and kind of actually a bad person for not sticking around and reporting that shit.
>>85009823
>>85009780
Well shit.
>>85009795
I'm freaking choking laughing
I'm bored so I'm going to spout my theory once more. On the clue there is a Bill eye on the six fingered hand on the thumb. We've been told shit is starring us in the face and most everything on the page is just a tease. The eye is on a thumb. Bill must be on a thumb and most agree that no matter what Bill is in Oregon. So an Oregon thumb. Oregon does have a thumb, God's Thumb(AKA Thumb Peak or The Thumb) a bit beyond Roads End State Recreation Site(Fitting spot for the end of the hunt.). From pictures of the thumb there are very few trees but potentially pine trees, especially on the left side which on the hand the eye is a bit to the left. Next post gets my last bit.
Dot your I's and cross your Tease.
>>85009819
Wait who from tumblr is going? Is that where May is from?
>>85009780
GODDAMIT
I found the statue and moved it. Deal with it NERDS!
>>85009916
Mapping all three Oregon clues. it almost looks like Alex took a roadtrip from Portland to the coast.
>>85009823
welcome
What is Hyde up to atm?
>>85009940
Shit I noticed I missed one clue.
>>85009871
I did report it. I decided I didn't want to hang around all the negativity and potential to see more horrible crap I never wanted to see again. So I went elsewhere. No big loss
>>85009937
bury it
h-hi guys it is alex hirsch
i read sum threads where u obsess over the image of bill cipher plastic statue in the woods so to promoe stuff i do it for reaal
good luck!! :)
*hides statue in his car* lol! the first clue is the last, do not result to the past! my clues are hard, so are you, but keep it up, you'll stick like glue!!
>>85009844
>you little shit
Discord fag confirmed
>>85009940
Hmm, nevermind this last part.
>>85010007
LOL ANON LOL
>>85009975
Last I heard, he's busy until later. He'll check in when he's back and let us know when he leaves.
>>85009937
give it to me i wil bg u 4 it
i am an (skiny) grille
i intend to mate w/ it
>>85010077
Everyone, let's all tell him to keep searching into the night. He must!
>>85009780
Source? How do we know you're not a discordfag shitposting?
Gates yo
>>85009780
WELP. Guess the other anon won't be sucking everyone's cocks anymore.
>>85010128
Sort of? Is the X really the coordinates and that is the hiking trail? because if so....
If so....
fuck
FUUUUUUUCCCCCK
>>85010200
Your guess is as good as mine but now I'm really excited. We're finding bill in the morning guys
>>85010128
why there?
is there a reason or did you jus tput it there because the shape matched
Also, fuck blah
>>85009780
>REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>85010128
WHAT THE FUCK
IT MATCHES PERFECTLY
THIS IS TRULY IT
>>85010169
I really am a femanon and I'm getting close to being willing to suck the cock of anyone here who finds it. The other "teams" are right. fucking. there.
>>85010128
Where is that exactly?
>>85010200
FUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DECLINING A HUNTING CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
WHAT'S THE CAAAATCH?
>>85010274
FUCK OFF BLAH
>>85010128
don't answer him
>>85010128
Eh, I've seen so many perfect coincidences already that this doesn't faze me anymore.
>>85010284
Literally who?
>>85010274
Got it from this twitter
https://twitter.com/djCellfish/status/759595311358701568
>>85010128
Wtf? Coords please.
We can do it Anons
We can be known as the people that found the statue
Orgeon Anon may he be blessed
>>85010128
FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK
WE PLAYED WITH THE COORDINATE AND BRANCH NUMBER THING AND LONG/LAT IDEAS FUCKING DAYS AGO BUT DIDN'T SEE IT THROUGH DIDN'T STAY THE COURSE
THIS IS REALLY IT AND TUMBLR IS ON IT STAYING IN HOTELS ALL AROUND THERE WAITING FOR FIRST LIGHT THEY WILL GET IT FUCK THIS FUCK IT
>>85010200
So you have to walk into the Oregon wilderness? Boo hoo. Grow a pair and get your sabotage poison ivy.
>>85010128
Well, there it is.
Either this is a trick [who closes a hiking trail on the weekend when people can go hike?] or this explains why Alex specified MONDAY if we haven't found it he'd help
>>85010356
Agreed. Godspeed anon. You are our only hope.
>>85010255
But what's with the start point? Is there some significance to it?
>>85010282
a guy who finds this probably could parlay it into some pussy
just saying
>>85010457
Not a trick
>>85010362
WE CAN STILL WIN ANON
I want Orgeon Anon to take the statue out of the ground and leave a pipe pole and hide it and then as the fucking Tumblerites and Reddit Fags complain about the pole in the spot where the statue was supposd to be saying
"FUCK YOU 4CHAN WINS" as the reports come in Orgeon Anon posts himself with the Statue with the message 4chan wins. With whatever else comes with the statue
>>85010490
>>85010457
No matter what. Oreganon hop the fences and get that fucking statue. I don't care how many rules we'll break. These tumblrinas will not get that statue.
>>85010490
>>85010537
cosplaying makes me feel more triggered than ever
>>85010536
Then where the fuck will the statue go? Leave the statue. Also. Leave a ton of sharpie markings about 4chan.
>>85010537
We got One Man from our team in Orgeon
They have a platoon
Shit
Orgeon Anon you better wake up in the wee hours of the mornin and win this for us or Hop Dat fucking fence man.
>>85010551
I don't think the anon is going to risk jailtime or his life for this.
>>85010128
Regarding as bullshit until we get a set of coordinates
>>85010537
I'd smash.
>>85010643
We don't want anyone to get arrested.
>>85010651
44.686682, -122.365872
so what are we using instead of kickass now boys
>>85010648
If you don't break rules for 4chan, you have to go back.
>>85010714
i do
>>85010128
Oh good, another "perfect" fit that isn't perfect.
WELP
idk
>>85010726
>>85010128
it's slightly above the position reddit found with the coordinate.
Almost at the finishline and it's closed.
Monday morning it is and everybody from every site will be there already raring to go as soon as the trail opens, you know it.
>>85010834
I work Monday. I have a job.
>>85009564
Oregon-anon, reach out to our champion Hyde >>85008225 via email and maybe you two can coordinate and meet up there or something. Better than wondering the forest alone. One can scan the area and the other can be on there phone for /co/ for updates.
>>85010772
>>85010799
but it is INCREDIBLY close, is it really even possible that this is a coincidence?
>>85010714
I want May to be arrested
>>85010834
> Closed
So? Oregonanons! GO ANYWAY! At your own risk of course...
>>85010834
Exactly numbnuts. That's why we go tomorrow and hop the fence.
>>85010881
I think that the other anon who turned around is also going
>>85010881
A nice... Intimate meet up.
>>85010910
no, let me check something out real quick.
>>85010910
No I think we're in the right place but is it the X on the map or the coordinate we looked up? How wide is the search area?
>>85010880
jesus why won't you quit your job to find a statue of this obscure cartoon character
loser
>>85010910
maybe there's some other step to get that location, that no one has figured out yet, but that guy stumbled across the end result by accident?
>>85010880
Tumblrinas don't. It's over.
>>85010987
it's a dead and cancelled show
no clue why he's even doing this promotion.
>>85010910
It's amazing how many INCREDIBLY CLOSE things we've found so far.
>>85010940
Oregon anon x Hyde OTP
>>85004750
My sister actually decoded one of the coordinates. It's not made up, and someone else was able to separately decode that same number.
Whether the statue is at those coordinates is far more up to debate. The coordinates are correct, but they are not necessarily the final location.
>>85010128
Did someone even bother to check the coordinates themselves and overlay the original map? Could be another manipulated bullshit
Hey guys you may know me as a shitposter, sometimes helpful, and sometimes not poster who has been here since day one.
Gentlemen and maybe some women... we are on the rink of victory, and it has been an honor competing in these Wacky Races with you. But we need to ensure our Oregon brothers are well rested for the early start they must get.
And May may or may not have less gas then she thinks right now..... But thats a different story.
>>85011046
I ship it.
>>85011049
Do you use every branch? Or are some "conveniently" left out?
>>85011173
cringe
>>85010881
Depends. I can't do Monday though since I have more important things to do, but I'm still going to get in contact
>>85011173
>Amen
Oregon Anons Rest Well or Hop The Fence
Just Make Sure They All Know WHO WON
4CHAN CO
>>85011200
It was already rechecked by 4Chan earlier today wasn't it?
So the coordinates were found in the trees. But what about the X in the top left corner of the clue? How's that come into play?
>>85011010
It's part of a promotion for Journal 3 and the CYOA books; they released the same time he started the hunt. Good idea, I think. I hear the third journal has been selling well and he hopes it sells well enough to do a special edition with blacklight stuff.
>>85011173
> Namefag
You have to go back
>>85010726
I don't think this actually matches up that much
>>85011296
Yeah, I guess, still no clue why he cares when he decided to end the show and move out of Disney. It's over.
May's going to get it
>>85011173
fuck off faggot
also
>the rink of victory
>>85011329
Fuck I hope not.
>>85011329
Not in this fucking lifetime motherfucker...
WE WILL NOT FAIL!
CONFIRMED
>>85011296
>>85011010
It's not affiliated with Disney, Alex just wanted to do it for the fans, also to promote Journal 3. Because he's a genius and he wanted it to sell well so he could release a blacklight version
>>85011394
Yeah, sorry, but I have an actual life.
I'm not a 15-20 something on summer break or in college for 1 class a semester, I have a family and an actual job. I can't devote real time and money to this bullshit.
>>85011331
Brink.
Can't spell today.
>>85010978
I tried to see where all three coordinates pointed to, showed in red, compared to the place that fits with the map, in green.
nothing came out of it though.
>
>>85011409
fuck you
>>85011317
Not unless there's some forest trail there, I guess. Some footpath you can't see from above. It could even be some tiny thing from the coordinates because we have no idea of the scale.
It will be funny if hordes of people flock there and it's a total dead end.
Why the hell would hiking trails be closed on the weekend? That sounds like bullshit.
>>85011409
That doesn't affect his liability. If kids or some dumbass gets hurt and they explain the "Cipher Hunt" shit, his ass is completely liable for this.
>>85011317
>>85011317
>>85011317
GUYS I think you should check this out. It looks like it doesn't match up at all, I don't think this is it.
Alex rewarning peeps not to travel the wilderness at night
>>85011283
No. They read some other person's break down on reddit and mobilised people immediately. If I followed it correctly some branches are ignored. Basically, if a tree has branches with both pine needles and without, the one without isn't calculated into the coords. Yet if it has only branches without they are counted. Seems like a stretch, not to mention the paths don't line up at all so people are just going to a place to search random trails.
>>85011436
You have to go back.
>>85011463
You'd most likely be able to see the paths from here, at least parts of them.
>>85011494
It's not like his "warnings" matter.
>>85011543
But I thought they posted the Redditer's work and checked it out
>>85011544
You're the one who has to go back, College kiddo. We're not making it free, sorry.
>>85011459
This is lame but I was in the scouts and I would have loved this as a kid, running around the woods at night, it would be fucking retarded and I' fall into a ravine and die but I'd get some friends and do it with our shitty little flashlights anyway, I used to love camping in dangerous places telling ghost stories and shit like a fucking idiot.
Fence jumping sounds fun.
The only issue really is that thats bear and Mountain Lion territory...
>TMOGF
Hey. How do you feel about encouraging us to drive hours into the unknown due to your tweet?
>>85011608
Check it out yourself. These people are wasting time
>>85011200
Everyone did it different ways. It involves a numbering system with knotholes and hand branches.
She came up with 44.68 and Gates, Oregon.
The system used Tree 2, Tree 3, Tree 6, and Tree 8.
Tree 2: 1 knothole, 2 handbranches
Tree 3: 1 knothole, 1 handbranch
Tree 6: 1 knothole, no handbranch
Tree 8: 1 knothole, no handbranch
Tree 2 + 2 handbranch = 4
Tree 3 + 1 branch = 4
Tree 6 + 0 branch = 6
Tree 8 + 0 branch = 8
So, 44.68.
>>85011662
Bear mace.
>>85011666
>>85011547
I would hardly be shocked if this is yet another bullshit dead end because there have been so many. Ironically by the time anyone can check because the trail is open it will be time for another more obvious clue anyway.
This thing is probably ending Monday either way.
I agree that it's not actually a match.
>>85011561
I don't get why people think his warnings mean we're close to it. It just means he sees what we're planning and is warning us not to get ourselves killed
>>85011489
there might be some small trails for hiking, what's shown on google maps looks like an actual road.
No way to know, though it's definitely a huge coincidence that this would show up right next to the coordinate reddit figured out.
>>85011698
Remember those "coords" from the first hunt?
Are they the same or just similar? If they are the same then this is definitely a situation of people trying to rework the system to get their location.
>>85011755
Not only that, but telling people not to do shit at night is ridiculously short sighted.
He should have thought about that WELL before starting a wild goose chase that makes crazy fans go rabid and do insane shit that will all be traced back to him.
>>85011709
Trust me when I say that shit is not always effective.. You would do better with a actual mace.
And the lions are fucking ninjas with teeth.
>>85011722
But finding Bill Cipher in the midle of some creepy woods at night, and shaking his hand, would be perfect.
Really, really stupid.
But perfect.
>>85011808
I walked across a mountain lion hiking once, and it ran. It was scared of me and didn't know what I was, I think.
>>85011722
Fucking hell I had a hearty laugh at this....
>>85011745
Will it being closed prevent 4chan?
>>85011173
leave
Reminder that Piedmont Pines is still an unchecked option
Do you guys REALLY think Alex would go this far in the middle of nowhere even just for his own fun? Think smarter, people.
>>85011698
Yeah, that's different than the one I read. Still seems strange to have coords that lead to some random place where the map lines up with nothing so it leaves people to wander aimlessly
Time to power up the flashlight, shake some hands, destroy the world...
No, not really. I'd probably just get mugged in the woods at night by some homeless drifters.
>>85011834
They do that at times, some are actually pretty friendly. Then there is the ones that KNOW what you are... problem is those are the ones you don't see, and they will stalk you and given half a chance will try killing you.
On the plus side they are not good in a straight up fight, they are ambush specialists.
What...is this?
Back in the days of old, There was a legend told,
Alex Hirsch and his gang, came up with the perfect thang.
A light-hearted show for kids was in store, To follow Dipper and Mabel as they explore.
But then one shape twisted everything.
ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED! Things are happening!
Liberation starts and ends
soon we all gather as friends.
But of course we find out once more,
there's so much more in store!
The urban legend has come true, Cipher's statue's calling you!
The secret map is in our hands, to trace the clues across the laaand!
So grab your blacklights, ciphers, and tape recorders,
rewatch the show, and let's go, go, GO!
Boys..this is a lightened up version of the pic TMoGF posted..Don't mind the mason line. Just to stop blah
>>85012009
...Confirmed for Satanic being?
What in fucks name is that...
>>85012018Hirsch's vacations became clues, Russia, Japan, and the US too.
Discover all the secrets along the way, just remember it's for pleasure, not for personal gain!
Keep going three letters back, and if you find Waddles call Grunkle StaaAAN
Trust only what you've read, unless its something a nun has said.
Sister Mary Hilda Miley, that witch was none too kindly
Stealing codes and whacking Stan, she thought she had ruined our plan.
But don't count yourself out just yet, creative minds will make her fret.
Soon we were headed to L.A. where Jason and Ariel came into play.
A flash drive led us to Piedmont, and just when we thought we were through, out came another clue.
Several heroes rose from the ashes, then came May to save the day.
She took the perilous journey, to get the key back to L.A.
To open P.O. box two seven one two eight, where Jason, Ariel, and fifty others were to wait.
Now everyone's here to see what they're talking about, Jeffrey Rowe and Scott Jones get a shoutout.
The Curse of the Time Prirates Treasure keeps us spellbound, as Jason and Ariel help voice it out.
WAIT! The time has come, our hero is here, Periscope don't fail us now!
A giant puzzle bag is pulled out, seriously Ales, what's this all about?
Did you see the look on Jason Ritter's face? But hey, we love your twisted mind in every way.
The House of Pie is where the solution begins, to the yellow madness that lies within.
Though we don't know where it ends, we know we'll meet agaaaaaain
>>85012060
Who cares. Probably a halloween toy lit up on his kitchen table.
>>85012038
> Being this autistic
>>85012009
uh..
>>85011965
Yeah, as fun as this idea is, it's true it doesn't fit the rest of the hunt. They were always in well-trodden areas, not out in the middle of nowhere in the middle of the woods.
>>85011792
As far as I know, they are not the same.
>>85012063
slow clap
The discord chat cracks me up, anything of of value said is copied from us.
>>85012038
I-is that a gorilla? Quick, everyone look for everything related to gorillas in Oregon.
>>85012167
Harambe's back and ready to fucking kill
Guys Alex Hirsch confirmed Discord is full of faggots!
>>85012165
> The main lead right now is from Reddit
> DISCORD STEAL EVERYTHING FROM US
You have to go back
>>85012009
His tweet from yesterday being towed with a broke down car at night. He was like IM IN THE VOID o rsome crap because all he could see where the car lights
>>85012060
One of our friends/scouters from the Discord chat, of course. /autism
>>85012018
>>85012063
The lyrics are so shit oh my god.
Have some shitty art
>>85012009
>>85012113
why the FUCK does it look like an evil Big Bird?
>>85012209
Gorilla God rest his monkey soul....
And Harambe will only chase the succulent flesh of the landwhale for nourishment.
>>85012018
>>85012063
side note, i want to die
>>85012113
Mountains? Wasn't he going to a con, is there mountains near a con in Calli? Oh well best not to think about it
>>85012317
>Calli
did he fly? because he's east coast
>>85012063
rules are a perversion
of all will I've been
inside your head I
know your secrets little
Cathy what a dream held
her hand and made her
scream
>>85012251
jesus christ anon, do you have the stabilizer cranked up to 15 in sai?
So, is anyone going tonight?
>>85012394
looks like they don't know how to use the spillbucket in SAI yet either, I'd say babby just got his first tablet pretty recently by the looks of everything in this mess.
>>85012460
I am.
>>85012352
Oh I know little about him at all
>>85012352
How do you know that?
>>85012532
Don't Get yourself killed in the woods now Anon
>>85012532
use the buddy system
>>85012532
Poor cat.
>>85012532
Ignore all the other fags. If you go, bring a gun (or katana because I know you fucks to well) and a flashlight/night vision goggles.
>>85012564
magic
>>85012570
The woods aren't that dangerous, they're just a bunch of trees stuck together in one place.
What are they gonna do? Stab me?
>>85012644
>Poor cat
>>85012683
Bears, Mountain lions, Wolves, Coyotes (NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THEM!), Etc...
Woods are fucking hell.
>>85012683
Yes.
>>85012683
>>85012532
>>85012644
>>85012727
It's a pic making fun of those stupid ass image captions.
Except this person was trying to get the cat to come out with a piece of ham I guess and it fell on the cat.
>>85012778
Fuck Ya beat me to it
>>85012683
/X/ here
If you see a Sasquatch don't try to fight it.
If you see a skinwalker try to fuck it, near as I can tell nobdy has tried this before and your fucked anyway.
You pick a good hiding spot that won't be found by random people walking by, that's also in a dense forest... or an easily accessible place. Can't you really only pick one?
>>85012864
>/X/ here
Go back. Your shitty board didn't help us when we needed you, and you kept shitposting our pleas for help.
Just fuck off.
>>85012864
>/x/
Leave
>>85012940
>>85012940
>>85012940
NEW THREAD
>>85012683
>last words of a man who was stabbed by the woods
I haven't been able to get on the Internet since thread #31.
What happened??? Who is may?????? Who is Hyde????????
>>85013450
>Who is may??????
>thread 31