Suicide Squad clips came out today. HOPE YOU FAGGOTS LIKE QU

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Purposefully annoying/disarming fske Harley voice and bad joke

But go ahead and complain

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>>84914588

Duh mick.

>>84914588
This already looks more obnoxious then GotG.

>Review embargo doesn't end until two days before release

It's dead, Jim.

>>84914588
>>84915044
They're bad guys, it's what they do!

I liked this clip. I wasn't a big fan of "Batsy Batsy Batsy", however that clip was heavily cut and patched together to hell.

>Wats that perfume, tha stench of death? hahaha

Not going o lie, i laffed. Not because the joke itself was funny but Harley's delivery of it. From the clips i have seen it seems like as far as looks and origin Harley is New 52 inspired, but her personality is pure BTAS Harley. Which is a good thing

>>84915273
So like the reviews of TDK and Fury Road, and pretty much every WB film for the past decade? Gotcha!

>>84916484
>>84916525
Niggers, get some standards.

>>84916552
WB shills, please go.

Early buzz ain't good boyos

holy fuck that font for the subtitles. are you kidding me

ps that's not a quip.

>>84917651
>WB does this with all it's movies, which is FACT
>LoLZ Dubya Bee shillz, yo!

Drink some bleach.

>>84917674
Opposite of what i heard, hmmmm...

>>84917724

Lol this is just like bvs. Another shit flick.

/tv/ will be fun at least.

>>84914588
>Deadshot is just Will Smith playing Will Smith

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9APJy2uxVU

>>84917821

Why is deadshot making basketball jokes?

Every time I see more of this Harley, I want to kill myself just a little bit more.

>>84914588
That 30 second clip has made me hate this version of Harley.
Can't put my finger on it. She's just annoying.

>>84917694
it was literally a quip, explain why it wasn't

>>84917821
That's what he's best at. When you hire Will Smith for a movie, you want him to be Will Smith.

>>84914588

Harley? Quipping!? Oh no /co/ say it ain't so!

>>84915273

It didn't lift until two nights before for Star Wars either

>>84918013
> any remotely smart, sarcastic, or even amusing line is automatic quip shit

Holy shit Age of Ultron fucking ruined the ability to have a reasonable debate on comic book movies and humor, now that it's impossible to have one-liners without some faggot complaining about "muh quipshit". Thanks Joss.

>>84918060
She wasn't "lolsoquirky" before, you dumb nigger.

>>84918129
How young are you?

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>>84918129

Are you fucking serious right now?

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>>84914588

Yeah, I'm watching this movie solely for Katana. Everyone else I might like but Katana's my MC in this one.

>>84918128
>Holy shit Age of Ultron fucking ruined the ability to have a reasonable debate on comic book movies and humor

This. I'd hate to watch a capefilm made by your typical /co/ user. It would be the most boring bland shit

>>84918188

Is having a Jap in the team going to hurt the films Chinese take?

>>84917674
>>84917724
Any links to back up your claims lads?

>>84918010
I think that her accent's coming off more Fran Drescher than Brooklyn sweetheart.

>>84918129
Really nigga

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>>84918226

I dunno, is it gonna hurt being a stupid idiot?

>>84918142
>>84918167
>>84918245

>Having a cartoonish personality is the same thing as being a manic pixie hot topic grrl

>>84918256

I don't see why this is a stupid question. They don't like each other

>>84918167
Oh yeah. They literally know fuck all about this character and are just shit posting.

>>84918300
>The exact same personality she has in BTAS
>Muh Harlequin suit
>Muh hot topic

Shut the fuck up

>>84914588
dear god this looks awful

I know everyone said the DCEU was too dark but I don't think we thought it through...every time they've tried to inject humor in their movies it's been cringey as fuck

They just don't have the comedic delivery/writing of Marvel apparently.

>>84918010
>She's just annoying
So, like OG Harley then?

>>84918403
Legit KEK
>>84918404
>Implying they know shit about the character pre new 52

>>84918312
You're asking this when stuff like anime and tokusatsu is popular in China?

>>84918188
>Katana!
>Katana!
>Katana!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_r5QFuHCzuo

>>84918403
>They just don't have the comedic delivery/writing of Marvel apparently.

People really don't know how smart it was for Marvel to understand how humor works in their film and universe right from the start. Comedy is the hardest part especially when it's connected to goofy looking comicbook characters.

Once you have that locked in the rest is easy.

Comedy and casting. The secret sauce of the MCU.

>>84918471
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>>84917651
Miserable

>>84918471

Agreed

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>>84914588

I am going to throw up.

>>84918300
What the fuck is hot topic about het. Do you even know what hot topic is today? Its a fandom shop. All you see is merch for shit like Dr. Who, Marvel, DC or what ever has a large fandom.

>This thread

>So much bait, so much samefagging.

>>84914588

Daily reminder that reviews don't go up until 1 day before release(Tuesday)

That means it's terrible.

>>84918577
So TDK and Fury Road were terrible, you heard it here first.

>>84918597

And Star Wars

>>84918471
I think it was more like a happy accident that came along with RDJ. The Edward Norton Hulk movie wasn't really the quippy, it was only after that flopped that they decided to make it a formula.

But yeah, otherwise you're right. If people think your characters are funny and likable, they'll watch it, even if every single movie roughly has the same plot.

>>84918577
>1 day before release(Tuesday)

fuck. Never a good sign.

>>84918597

Well Fury Road you could make a case the studio really thought it was going to be a shitshow, because Max wasn't the focus of the movie.

>>84918624
>>84918624
>I think it was more like a happy accident that came along with RDJ.

This. they were making shit up on the spot. They offered the role to Will Smith before RDJ got it. /co/ and /tv/ moan about how much he's getting paid but the MCU owes everything to RDJ

>>84918624

Not really, There was some good humor in Norton's Hulk, it didn't do so hot because Hulk is a tough character to crack. You need a top director for that.

All people want to see is Hulk but if that's all you give them it will be terrible.

>>84918577
>>84918625
>replying to myself

fuck. Never a good sign.

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>>84914588
I don't mind jokes, but if you're gonna have them, they should at least be funny.

This Harley is just making me roll my eyes.

Flash in that other movie looks annoying, too.

Nolan's Batman stuff was pretty serious, but the jokes in them were way funnier than any of what I've seen from this stuff so far.

>Accomplice? I'm going to tell them the whole thing was your idea.

>>84914588

Doctor Strange looks like citizen kane compared to this shit

>>84918660
How do you explain TDK?

>>84918908

I'm not trying to, I was just speculating.

Deadshot on the job:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqfqZPSXZZs

The Squad encounters the argus creatures:
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2-2KRh_F_U

>>84918810

So did MoS.

>>84918660
>because Max wasn't the focus of the movie
Max was only the focus in the first movie

>>84918810
looks like a fan film of Inception

>>84914588
I only like good quips.

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yeah I remembered how we shat on Spiderman for his "Hey Everyone" line.

>>84919523

Examples?

>itt Faraci & movieblobs who believe the reshoots were for more quips.

You are all retarded.

>>84919339
Which was decent. Than they made Road Warrior, which was great and Beyond Thunderdome, which kinda sucked.

So it's not like taking the focus away from Max could haven been called a safe strategy at that point. It worked out in the end but it could have gone worse.

>>84914588
Seems mostly alright harleys dialogue does not really feel like quiping just her being friendly.

I suppose the exposition is a little edgy but it needs to be to intimidate these folks.

>>84919559
Age of Ultron of course!

>I can't physically threw up in my mouth
>I don't see how that's a party

>>84919647
>Hide the zucchini
Whedon truly is the master of comedy

>>84919624
Wait shit i somehow forgot the purfume bit.
Its not a very good joke really but this harley is still with joker. all that time with him is bound to cause her to make the ocasional joke she just delivers her jokes in a difrent style then joker himself does.
Same for the voices in my head bit shes just trying to make them uncomfortable there (the handbag grab was fucking horrible though)

>>84919559
>>84919647
That's not me ingore him. His examples weren'T even real quips.

>>84919551
Did we end up liking that bit

>>84919678
It was much more natural in the film i.e. he doesn't say it just after landing.

The shit in the ss clip is pure garbage tho.

>>84919624
>>84919668
Although i expect most jokes to come from harley they will probably have a small amount from the others i doubt they will do an age of ultron and overdo the quips.

But i dont want quiping from diablo

>>84919678
We did, but in trailer or clip form, we were funposting constantly with XDs & Le.
>Woah you have le robotic arm that's awesome XD!
Or some found "cringe" in the cross promotion of SW getting mentioned.

For some reason every board on 4chan lusts for some TORtanic disaster.

>>84919703
It really is a shame that suicide squad has to be so light though i would have rathered they waited for latter when they could safely make it as it should be but im still hype

>>84919697
I think harleys jokes are meant to feel off like shes still getting the hang of it.

>>84919736
>harley origin story before she dons the red and black suit and starts showing up in batman films

>>84919703
>But i dont want quiping from diablo

Diablo will probably be the most human going on the background we know & Ayer being a huge Cholophile.

You guys are autistic as hell

The only one that made a joke is Harley and that's her whole character...

I don't even like her or joker but it is what it is, not something worth complaining about when they are DC's most popular characters

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>>84914588
>babies wanted funnies
>babies get mad when studio rubs their noses into the shit like a misbehaved pet.

>>84919875
I am sure this was worth it.

>>84914588
Why the fuck is Boomerang not in any of these clips damn it!

>>84919999
Got to save the best for the movie itself

>>84919703
Hes gonna be the straight man

>>84920081
I hope for Jai Courtney that he becomes the bigger break out character than all of them, & gets more praise despite all the Joker marketing.

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Is it just me or did those lines seem really... forced?

I didn't like Batman V Superman at all, and was casually excited for this (mostly for Killer Croc and Boomerang), but this clip just didn't do it for me.

>>84920150
Didn't do it for me either, but just about everything else I've seen has done it for me.

>>84920110
Him and Karen Fukuhara.

So Katana is willingly working for Cadmus?

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>more diverse cast than Klansmen: Civil War
>tfw it bombs.
glory to the white race.

>>84918300
Even if you have not seen btas (lets be honest its a fucking old show its not at all far fetched for somebody not to have seen it) how are you in any way suprised that the closest thing joker normaly has to a protege is telling fucking jokes.

Joker tells jokes so does harley she just delivers them in a difrent style

>>84918086
Yeah, and the Force Awakes was fucking bad. That's what we're saying.

>>84920209
the public has spoken. The original trilogy is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy, nerd.

>>84918403
Problem is the first 2 films were to dark so they had to make suicide squad what should be one of the darkest films rather light.

It still says something about those first 2 that even if you had done suicide squad as dark as it should be it still would not be as dark as BvS but it just would still not be light enough to wash the taste away.

Still almost every joke has come from harley which is what it should be

>>84919791
Its like complaing that peter parker is quiping

>>84920220
And what have they said? That they like TFA? Whatever. The public has always had shit taste.

>>84914588
>>84917821
>>84918460
>>84919273
Harley seems in character. A character who's always cracking a joke, good or bad. Deadshot is just a smartass.
One thing I disliked in Avengers was that they all told the same jokes depsite their different characters.
Suicide Squad seems to give them their own "funny", funny or not. "Not" in Harely's case.

>>84920255
I guess you weren't around for the Civil War fallout then, because that happened in multiple threads.

>>84920150
Rick flags lines definintly harleys maybe a little

But all his other lines have seemed fine

>>84920272
This
The jokes are meant to be weak she will probably come out with about an even mix of good and bad jokes (the handbag one was just stupid though never should have used that)

>>84918458
Such things are popular with the younger generations, old farts can't get over the WWII aggression and stuff, that's why China is going fucking nuts with their south china sea and artificial islands shit. Almost seems like they want to start WWIII out of spite, preferably they die of old age or something before it actually comes to blows. They have some rather twisted logic that the US are best buddies with Japan despite having dropped two fucking nukes on them before the war ended and such, and they hate South Korea for some reason and don't seem to mind North Korea threatening to nuke them every other week.

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>>84920195
How is this journalism?

>>84920358
Dunno, isn't Perlmutter pretty well known for being an asshat? Or was that written before it became more common knowledge?

>>84915273

>Review Embargo

Cancerous bullshit.

>>84920358
It's not.

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>assemble a task of meta-humans
>Harley is on the team

>>84920371
>Deadshot and Boomerang
>Meta Human

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>>84920371
>S.H.I.E.L.D establishes the Avenger initiative meant to assemble a cast of individuals with superpowers.
>A guy who shoots arrows, & a female with a gun are on the team.

>>84920220
Oh god, this is some hilarious level of salt.

this movie is going to fucking bomb in ratings, but will be a financial success because it caters to the people who like all that hot topic, loud music, dark angsty shit.

i mean did no one take a look at what the joker or harley look like? people actually like that? am i fucking dead or something?

>>84919523

There's no such thing marvel fag.

>>84920371
Task Force X isn't all about getting the best person for the job. You get to empty cells if you get rid of undesirables who participate in suicide machines. Bonus if they pull it off!

>>84920524
>suicide machines
suicide missions* fuck it, i'm going to bed.

>>84918624
Age of Ultron went completely downhill after Ultron's appearance at the party. Couldn't stomach it past the first hour so I wouldn't say it always works.

>>84920524
They'll really have to portray how they are the absolute best, otherwise it just seems like the stupid squad. Why not just get Bats to do it or some such, whatever it is, or I imagine they have special forces that are anonymous enough to deny accountability and shit, I would guess that's how most real special forces or spies are.

>>84914588
>HOPE YOU FAGGOTS LIKE QUIPS!
Why wouldn't I whoever read Suicide Squad love Quip.

>>84920552
>Why not just get Bats to do it or some such,
What makes you think that Bats is going to do goverment black ops wet work?
>or I imagine they have special forces that are anonymous enough to deny accountability and shit
That's exactly what Task Force X/Suicide Squad is.

>>84920387
i only read pleb stuff of Flash, How is Boomer a threat to Flash exactly?

>>84920593
>What makes you think that Bats is going to do goverment black ops wet work?
How do they make a bunch of near psychotic or actually psychotic criminals to do government black ops wet work?
>That's exactly what Task Force X/Suicide Squad is.
Minus being criminals that would backstab them given the chance?

>>84920604
Boomerang is really fucking great at throwing boomerangs.
That's pretty much the conceit...he's good enough to hit the Flash.

Later on he becomes a meta and is able to throw faster, plasma, boomerangs.

>>84920365

He wasnt known as anything until all this movie/tv show shit happened. There isnt even a single picture of him.

>>84920615
>How do they make a bunch of near psychotic or actually psychotic criminals to do government black ops wet work?
Collars around their necks that will explode if they don't follow orders and some of them have families that you can target (like Deadshot)
>Minus being criminals that would backstab them given the chance?
See my above point

>>84918188

same

flag is my self insert though

>>84920615
>How do they make a bunch of near psychotic or actually psychotic criminals to do government black ops wet work?

Reduced sentences, duh!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=doV0jTD7rOI

>>84920631
So put a collar on Bats?

>>84920615
Task Force X/Suicide Squad is literally the opposite of The Avengers in every aspect.

>>84920652
You would have to capture him first, and good luck with that. Besides if they capture him then they would take off the mask and they might not want to send Bruce Wayne on Black Ops mission. To important

>>84920652
Are you implying you can slap a collar on the goddamn batman?

>>84918492
>>84918457
>If I say kek enough times maybe Suicide Watch will turn funny!

>>84920652
>>84920668
>Impyling Batfleck has a neck

>>84920387
isn't Boomer a secret speedster who's powers only reside in his hands?

>>84917694
>She seems nice
That's the only quip

>>84918128
Better thank DCucks for claiming everything is quips and it is something bad.

>>84921097
Whedon is the one that made this into an issue in the first place.

>>84921166
Not really. It wasn't that much of an issue since people claimed Snyders superman is joyless. Than people jumped on the muh quips wagon.

>>84914628
They didnt listen

>>84920371
i imagine its for her connections
this is a harley still with the joker no criminal on the planet is going to want to fuck with her if needed she can walk into any mafia hideout in gotham and walk out with enough weapons to arm the whole squad

>>84920468
nobody likes the damaged tatto
there were reshoots right he is probably going to lose it at the end of the movie (i just hope they dont remove the rest of them to im fine with all the others)

>>84918188
i feel sorry for all the none comic readers watching the film for slipknot

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Don't forget people, we're also going to be getting flash backs in the movie showing some of the things that made the Squad who they are today.

I think I've seen one for Deadshot, Harley, Gatorboy, El Diablo/Ghost Rider fuck, and half-Frisbee guy

>>84920615
Do you... do you know what Suicide Squad is?

he literally just explained the premise to you one line a a time

>>84920689
He had to remove his neck, it was the only way to ensure victory in his plans against Supes and Wondy if they ever went rogue

>>84918403
>s-she cut you in half with one sword stroke jus like mowin the lawn
>have a see cowgir it aint that kinnamission

>>84916525
I straight faced. OK maybe I cringed a little.

Watched the whole clips.

>Will Smith is alright, but I don't know why he went with that moronic expression and line delivery.

>Joel Kinnaman is pretty bad and isn't pulling off the Southern accent.

>Jared Leto is cringe incarnate.

>Margot Robbie flip-flops between endearingly annoying and aggravatingly awful

>Viola Davis looks GOAT. Everyone else I can't judge.

>Script seems kinda' eh.

>>84914588
>that subtitle font

Disgusting, worse than the Papyrus in Avatar.

I feel so bad for DC fans. They can't seem to catch a break with these movies lately.

>>84920354
I know this is getting off-topic, but this is just too wrong to resist.

Japan and South Korea are US vassal states. Of course China is not comfortable with the situation.

North Korean posturing against South Korea is exaggerated in western media because they need an excuse to demonize North Korea and China. Nobody with any sense cares about the posturing because it's blatantly just a show the NK government puts on for its people to look tough. SK and China don't care.

Chinese claims on sea islands is the modern attempt to build another Great Wall to cover their south and east. Vietnam and the Philippines have a right to complain, but US propaganda about it as "aggression" is laughable when the US is interfering with affairs and placing troops at China's borders on the other side of the world.

I am only interested in watching this for katana, and the manbat scenes.

I always hated Harley, even in TAS. And now I am just getting sick of the Joker being shoved down my throat constantly.

At least Gotham's Penguin is a fun villain.

I actually think this looks pretty good. The villains have more fucking personality than the Justice League in their universe.

>>84917906
Shootin' b-ball outside his school is a big part of Deadshot's origin story.

>>84920308
>I-it's meant to be bad, you guys
End it all.

>>84920371
>metahumans
only a few of them have superpowers

>>84914588
Goddamn Katana is so fine. I'm going to see this dumb movie for her and hope this is the blessed universe where a Katana movie gets rushed into production.

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>>84918188
Same.

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>>84923523

I wouldn't mind being pegged by Katana tbqhwymn.

>>84927260
Karen Fuckmeharder

>>84922234
so we will get some exciting rope action
thats all i needed to know to make me happy i can stop worrying and go to bed now