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>late at night
>come home from a hard day at work
>open your door
>spot someone sitting at your second favorite chair
>he identifies himself as Bruce Wayne
>you're about to ask him what the fuck is he doing there and how the fuck did he got in
>just before you do he makes this face and trows a fucking knife at your face
wat do?
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I'd go back to >>>/tv/72441045
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Why do you need to chairs?
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use my gofast powers to rape him.
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>>84857331
Well that's a bit of an open-ended question. Let's make this more interesting.
Roll a superpower. Now how do you deal with Bruce Wayne showing up in your house?
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychosomatic_Illusion
I make an illusion showing that the batarang hit me square between the eyes and killed me and then see how he deals with that so he'll fucking leave me alone.
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>>84857421
Why wouldnt he need chairs? Just because he doesnt need to doesnt mean its not comfy
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>>84857421
Two
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>>84857435
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gandharva_Physiology
>User with this ability either is or can transform into an Gandharva, male nature spirits nature spirit in Hindu and Buddhist Mythology, husbands of the Apsaras. Some are part animal, usually a bird or horse and are connected with trees and flowers. They have superb musical skills, guarded the Soma and made beautiful music for the gods in their palaces. Gandharvas are frequently depicted as singers in the court of Gods and act as messengers between the gods and humans.
>Seduction Intuition
>Sex Specialist
>Sexual Inducement
>Party Inducement
Rave him to death.
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>>84857435
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance?useskin=oasis
Form the Justice League, of course.
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>>84857331
I don't even own two chairs
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>>84857515
>I need friends
>no, I mean literally
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>>84857435
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Killing_Eyes
>killing eyes
he will die instantly
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>>84857435
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hibernation
I go to sleep and hope he think's I died of shock.
WORST. SUPER. POWER.
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>>84857331
Try to dodge I guess
If I don't die ask him for a job
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>>84857331
Start masterbating really fast so that my semen can form a stand and catch the blade
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