https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXB 988kF3hI The voice acto

>>84814334
Was this seriously a court transcript?

>>84814442
https://imgur.com/a/skffp

yeah

>>84814334
Bull fucking shit this was real, I want an audio recording of this trial, it was brilliant

The legal system sucks

>>84814468
Imagine Rick's part is a black guy, becomes more real.

>>84814458
This is amazing.
>>84814528
Guy was white
http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/local/murder-suspect-threatens-to-kill-judge-s-family/article_a4fedf36-34c0-11e6-8c1e-3ff831c18729.html

>>84814613
color me surprised. When he started specifying white boys I figured he was black

>>84814642
This. It was likely a nigger that calls itself white.

Can't wait to be a cop in a few months.

>>84814442
Criminals are not smart people.

>>84814661
this, white people aren't this retarded, it was a nigger

>>84814661
>>84815303
I mean the article linked literally shows that the guy is white. This is some /pol/ tier denial.
http://www.northwestgeorgianews.com/rome/news/local/murder-suspect-threatens-to-kill-judge-s-family/article_a4fedf36-34c0-11e6-8c1e-3ff831c18729.html

>>84814334
Saved just increase...

>>84814642

That's because he's in Georgia.

>>84814334
I can't overstate how funny this was. I've never had this kind of laughter during Rick and Morty. Hopefully Justin will do this again in the future.

Come to think of it, what if there was a TV show where people read court transcripts in funny voices? Do court transcripts have copyright on them?

>>84815303
You sure are retarded though.

>>84814661
>>84815303
Weird, all this time I assumed that niggers were niggers because they were black. But now I am hearing that it's possible to be a white nigger. Which means theoretically that there are asian niggers, and indian niggers, dot, AND feather, eskimo niggers, swedish niggers, martian niggers; there's no limit. If it has a pulse and behaves in a way that you find uncivilized it's a nigger regardless of race now.

It's so amazingly racist it swings back around and becomes completely egalitarian. This is the true beauty of 4chan. Sterile. Circular. Pure.

>>84815303
Are you daft?

>>84816767
Any ignant motherfucker can be a Nigger you double Nigger

>>84816767
Or maybe he's just a dumbass who is white.

>>84816812
You can't double it man, it's worth nothing now. You're multiplying zero; the impact has vanished now. Nigger now refers to all people everywhere, of all nations, races, and creeds. We are all the niggers now.

>>84816849
Good! Nigger is not a magic word and Im sick of people acting like it is. Nigger nigger nigger,, nig nog golly wog

>>84815303
>white people aren't this retarded
Myth. Get redpilled on plebs.

>>84815303
>white people aren't this retarded
And yet when I look at your post, the contrary seems to get proven

>>84814334
That was amazing

>>84814334
this would be easier to watch if that blood on the dance floor reject wasn't blocking the lower side of the screen

>>84815303
Rick is white, retard.

>>84822482
>Rick Sanchez
>white

>People (well, one person posting multiple times) think that only black people pretend to know about the law

You should go to college, it's amazing how many junior lawyers there are who don't know anything

>>84814334
Funnier than a lot of season 2, honestly hope it ends up in an episode.
>Fuckman

>>84822549
>having a Mexican sounding last name makes you Mexican
>implying Rick isn't majority white
>implying Rick isn't a criminal so it's a fake ID
>implying Sanchez isn't an alien name from the glopdoop planet

Take your pick

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>>84814613
>>Can we get a court order to get my dick sucked, sir?

>>84814334
It took me until a minute in to realize just WHY this works. Because there's so much stuttering in the transcript, it works well with Justin's improv-stutter nature.

>>84816767
>I assumed that niggers were niggers because they were black.
It used to be that way but now, a nigger is an ignoramus/retard, and it transcends skin color.

>>84822549
>>84823366
He could be of Spaniard descent. Spaniards are white.

how did this turn into /pol/ the thread in 4 posts

>>84825094
Liberals have ruined both the cartoon and comic industries. There's no escaping it.

>>84824985
>there can be white niggers too, man!

Not this again, no, nigger is specifically reserved for black people. You're just one of those new age memesters who tries to balance a want for language classically offensive but also some kind of vain equality to relieve guilt

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>>84825400

>>84816364
There are some amazing transcripts out there: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZbqAMEwtOE

>>84825400
You can be a faggot without sucking dick.

I don't see why that's impossible for other words.

REDDIT AND MEMEY

>>84826501
This, Rick and Morty is a show for redditfags.

>>84825400
I remember this time my white friend on tumblr reblogged a post about this guy calling himself a "professional nigga" or some shit, and when she tagged herself on it SJWs started going apeshit. She tried to talk to them but eventually ended up going full /pol/ and answering all of their hate mail with shitposting about blacks and jews up until they tried to turn her into a sitewide hate target and she switched to a new account.

Good times.

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>>84826501
>>84826957

>>84825865
Based. My sides. You got more of this?

>>84826474
Because faggot makes more sense in context, if anything, nigger is more for a borish, rude, lower class person. I have a friend who's basically 40 in the body of a 20 year old, cheap, ignorant, always rambling about "they're changing X!" Without having known about X in the first place, and I call him an actual nigger all the time

But the thing is is that that joke works because I'm alluding to black people

>>84827160
Here we have an insecure reddit fag that believes posting a laughing anime girl hides the fact he's upset that someone doesn't like what he likes and makes him one of us.

Fun fact tbe guy that said all that? He died a very painful aids related death

How I know that?


Im the aids

MADE IN GEORGIA

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>>84827968

>>84828075
DAA DAA DAAAAA

JAWJA POWA

>>84816767
Being a nigger isn't exclusive to race.

Do you think they made a this cinematic for this transcript or did they repurpose already made cinematics? Next season opens with an Alternate Morty as Rick's judge

>>84828218
Only racists and Samuel L Jackson use that "logic"

Everyone's raving about the white guy but I think special props should be given to the judge telling the guy to jack off in the courtroom.

>>84828287
>racists
How is using an insult for stupid, violent, ignorant thugs racist?

>>84829308
Because it's only ever giddy white boys trying to find a loop hole to say nigger, and Samuel L Jackson.

>>84825142
how did i immediately get a /pol/ reply

>>84828218
>>84828287
>>84829308
Well to be fair, the term "Nigger" first came from a book describing an indian with very dark flesh.

>>84829308
Because it's widely seen as a term for black people and everyone will think you mean black people when you say it. People will think you associate those traits as being special to black people and that if you call a white person a nigger you're saying "He is like a black person".

Sorry if not everyone plays along with your special in-joke version of words but language exists for a reason. "But South Park said words like faggot evolves" yes over time and that hasn't happened yet with the fucking word nigger you stupid fucking cocksucking faggot.

>>84828481
Clearly the judge was a fuck up for letting himself get riled up like that. You've got incredible power over the guy, you're the goddamn judge. Just sit there, read him whatever rights or whatever that you're legally supposed to read, and after you're done and after they drag him back on monday screaming and throwing a fit, you can sentence his ass to a hundred years in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison. Or the electric chair, it's the south, they probably still do that.

But nobody likes to bitch about a guy showing zero self restraint when the other guy was being such an entertaining cocksleeve.

>>84829408
And nigger will never fucking evolve past meaning stupid black people until people let fucking go of it. The more you stigmatize the usage the more offensive it will remain.

And the double standard sure as fuck doesn't help matters.

>>84829576
Can't you people just use 'nigga' like everyone else?

>>84829732
You realize that's the exact same word, right?

It's just a phonetic spelling of the southern dialect which drops "r" sounds at the end of words and replaces them with "eh" or "ah". Pretending that they're fully different words is like pretending that "kind of" is wholly different from "kinda".

>>84814334
Wait,this is an actual courtroom transcript? Europefag here; your legal system is hilariously broken. I though it was just part of an upcoming episode with Rick stucked in a sort of Inception like dimension meant to break his will, with Morty (the only member of his family,probably next to Summer) replacing Rick's most hated concept (the authority and laws of the galactic government) in that dimension.

Damn,this is even better than what I imagined.

>>84829978
The judge isn't really supposed to be saying half the shit he's saying and he may well get in trouble for it, that's not really representative of the typical american courtroom scene.

America's legal system still sucks ass though.

>>84829978
>Wait,this is an actual courtroom transcript?
If it is, that judge was disbarred.

>>84814334
i'm nearly in tears, holy shit

>>84814334
What is this Phoenix Wrong?

>>84829480
He has no power over shit

>>84830644
He does have the power to hold him in contempt and probably perjury.

>>84814334
Is this actually going to be in an episode?

Please say "yes".

>>84829978
>Wait,this is an actual courtroom transcript?
There's literally no way that's real. IRL, a judge would have called the bailiff on that guy and had his ass immediately locked up.

>>84831172
I don't think so, if it was going to be a proper episode, they'd have done a proper animatic. Even just for two dudes talking, they should be doing something, with their hands or whatever. Instead it has them just sit in place and continually reuse the same 10 or so different expressions. It seems more like something they made on the quick for a con appearance.

>>84831259
It's a real transcript. The judge was just a bit of a prick himself and insisted on escalating, because he's a good ol' boy from the south and they've all gone retarded from the heat or inbreeding or something down there.

>>84828218
That's like saying being a dyke isn't restricted to lesbians.

They're both slurs targeted at specific groups.

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>>84815303
>white people aren't this retarded

Man I'd love to animate this, sadly can't find a clean recording only.

>>84831259
This is Georgia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9IyiH1D6XM

>>84831670
>Chris-chan
>people

>>84831670
He's an actual autismo though

>>84831259
>There's literally no way that's real.
It literally is.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/06/24/youll-find-out-how-nasty-i-really-am-a-judges-seething-response-to-a-hostile-defendant/?utm_term=.a8598a344aa8

>>84814334
I don't know what's better the video or the fact this was all said in a courtroom and someone had to type it all up.

I'm in hysterics, I can't stop laughing.

>>84814442

I doubt it. By the first "fuck you/suck my dick," and he'd have been remanded to custody and the trial rescheduled.

I'm fun at parties.

>>84829978
99.99999% of our courts are a thousand times more boring than that, that was a diamond in the rough.

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>>84814334
>that's a real court transcript
mein fucking sides

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>>84831695
>You've got an uphill battle here man, he did look at him cross ways
Holy shit, that was pretty good
I might start watching this show

>>84831870
> He later told Allen that he did not have any children.

This makes the child murder threats funnier.

>>84823550
He looks like Varg.

>>84827968
kys

>>84832072
Unless of course people are NOT autistic robots who follow a strictly defined set of rules and the judge was allowing the situation to escalate as his non-autistic human emotions weren't kept under strict control. Because then he might not follow the rules that someone would "have" to do.

You do sound like fun at parties.

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>>84823550
Is it just me or does he have a slight hint of neanderthal to him?

>>84831670
Shame he's going to die within the week.

>>84832793
Bun anon, fun is autistic!

>>84825060
Whatever you say, Herschel.

>>84833017
At least he'll die as he lived, doing what he loved.
Shitting himself and fingering the rotting hole between his legs.

>>84814334
You guys are missing like a minute of it that was cut out for some reason.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uu6k_mpfUC8

This is the full video.

>>84829850
Hey man, Tupac saw a difference.

>>84814334
it wasn't the voice actor, it was a guy from something awful

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>>84833188
What are you talking abo
>24 July: Chris gets an open, bleeding wound on his groin and thinks it means the hypnosis videos he's been watching worked and he's growing female genitals.

>>84830216
Uh...nah. Have you seen the video of the Judge fighting the public defender? Yeah, judges don't get disbarred when all the people in charge of removing them from office don't care about what he's done.

>>84833371
Try to avoid some of the NSFW boards for a while, anon.

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>>84833425
oh god

>>84829363
There's no escape.

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>>84833425
>>84833371
Jesus fucking Christ.

>>84826957
Kill yourself

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>>84826501
>reddit memes in 2016

http://webmshare.com/OG1La

really quick

>>84835832
white bg version and rendered
http://webmshare.com/Qx0GJ

>>84814334
I don't even have a good reaction for this
I'm gonna die laughing.

>>84833198
Yeah, this is the full version. Cut out some of the best lines

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>>84825060
>spaniards are white

>>84825865
>xerox
the fucking look on his face

>>84833425
Fuck
FUCK
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXaGPc_vFSg

>>84814334
Hilarious, and somehow arousing.

>>84826957
4chan is your life, isn't it?

someday, you'll win against the reddit army, keep fighting