So in case anybody cares or not, Moon Girl is officially goi

>>84803669
Literally who

>>84803669
It's a shame Valeria isn't around, I'd love to see them spar.
I guess we just need to sit back and watch Cho freak the fuck out instead.

>Smarter than Doom
NONSENSE! NONE ARE MORE INTELLIGENT OR MORE CLEVER THAN VICTOR VON DOOM!

>>84804082
No, Moon Girl is. Clearly says so right there.

>>84803669
Neat.
I like her.
Her book is chill and fun.

Forgotten in 2 years.

>>84804082
>>84804118
Moon Girl God-Queen of Battleworld fucking when???

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>>84803669
>"Marvel's Smartest Person"
>Can't even into Muntzing

More like Moon Cricket

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>>84804389
anon...

>>84803669
can they please do something about that specific, cliche, child genius combination of those glasses and those shorts
please
it's hideous

>>84803669
Don't care. Tell me when she can put her buddy in a pokeball and she joins the Runaways.

>>84804422
>>84804477
WITNESS

>>84803669
>a black girl is Marvel's smartest person

SO progressive!

>>84803669
"Marvel's Smartest Person" is basically a booby prize.

>>84803916
>Cho

I like to think that no matter what he always retains his "rank". So if somebody else leaps to the top of the smert list, Cho just manages to improve so that he doesn't drop down.

I'd like to see this Devil Dinosaur be the one from Nextwave.

>>84804546
This is just after a young black girl who is way smarter than Tony Stark built her own armor in her college dorm room and will be taking over the role of Iron Man after he admits that she's better than he ever was.

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Man its just kind of sad that they took a title as unique and weird and cool as devil dinosaur and just turned it into another generic marvel title.

Seriously, go read the omnibus
>expect dumb goofy shit with dinosaurs
>instead get berserk if guts was a t rex and if he had a monkey bro thst was basically kamina, fighting rival do is and fighting cosmic kirby stuff
>and motherfucking thunderhorn

>>84805096
>he admits that she's better than he ever was.
Thats honestly not a high bar considering how often Tony fucks up.

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>>84805096
bullshit, Marvel's not that terrible

>>84805149
Kirby was so great, I wish there were more storytimes of his stuff.

>>84803669
They haven't released another issue in a few weeks

Its not cancelled is it? Also what about midnighter?

>>84803669
Well, Reed is no longer around, and Hank Pym's a robot now, so that's the two old options off the table.

>>84804082
I can't wait for Moon Girl to be smart enough to jam red hot metal RIGHT INTO HER FACE. The truest sign of genius.

>>84805207
This. Tony Stark proved himself an idiot ages ago.

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>>84805149
>devil's back story
>devil getting bullied in the future
>devil getting enslaved and tortured by the dino riders and freeing himself to see moon boy again
>devil helping out those shitty humans by creating an ant war, only to get betrayed and Lazered into rocks
>devil constantly dealing with thunderhorn's shit

>moon boy being an outcast from his tribe after he helps devil
>moon boy getting kidnapped by giants and being terrified and wishing he could be with his bro
>moon boy getting abducted by those aliens and seeing some space odyssey shit and then having to go through the alien apocalypse to find his bro
>moon boy getting bullied by other tribes

>there will never be another bromance as beautiful as devil dinosaur and moon boy

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>>84803669
>takes a bunch of random parts from weapons/armor that some superheroes invented and makes a lamp
>she gets declared Marvel's Smartest Person (probably by Obama)
is this related?

>>84803669
Hopefully this means she'll be sticking around... Marvel's overall output right now is so fucking dire that it would be a shame to lose a cheerful book like MG&DD

>inhuman shilling

>>84805702
Whatever happened to that terrorist kid?

>>84805149
At least Devil isn't a brontosaurus now.

>>84806180
His parents asked for millions of dollars in restitution even after Ahmed got tons of free swag because they're greedy parasites

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>>84806180
>Ahmed
>terrorist

>>84805259
They won't cancel it. Aside from Hellcat, Squirrel Girl, and Spidey, it's the only children's comic from Marvel.

>>84805149
>this shit is another legacy character
At this point I'm no longer surprised. It's a matter of time before they go after Frank and make a black punisher

>>84806180
I'm more interested in the police who did everything wrong during that bullshit (not calling a bomb squad, putting the suspected bomb with them in the police car, generally acting like they already know it's not a bomb but still treating a child like that, etc.).

>>84805702
Wait is that tweet an edit? Did he really say this I thought it was just a meme!

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>>84806946
Punisher was already black for a little bit though

>>84806180
They live in Turkey now from what I heard.

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>>84806946
> black punisher
Outlaw is already sort of that

>>84803669

Honestly, I'd much rather see them start to retire some old properties and make NEW comics, hopefully GOOD comics, with new characters.

Much better than this bullshit of replacing Tony Stark, although replacing a hairy, drunk, middle-aged dude with a hot ebony teen is certainly not a BAD idea.

Fucking man up, you balls-less faggots, and shut down some old books, hire some talent, and make good new books.

>>84803669
>Moon Girl is officially going to be titles "Marvel's Smartest Person" after her next arc

They should get the rights to adapt this:

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/PleaseDontTellMyParentsImASupervillain

That shit was GOOD.

>>84803669
pandering is disgusting

>>84803669
Oh for fuck's sake. Who isn't the smartest person in the marvel universe at this point? Literally everybody is some kind of ultra mega genius on top of being a scrappy but reliable fighter and a quirky subversion of their ethnicity's stereotypes.

>>84804184
Yeah, it's probably the only thing I've read of recent Marvel that didn't irritate me or make me quit out of general apathy.

>>84803808
Moon Boy's replacement.

>>84803669
Just like how Hank Pym is "Scientist Supreme" right? This will never be acknowledged, it'll be forgotten and Reed will be the smartest person again.

>>84803669
is she related to moon boy or something? i can kind of see a resemblance

>>84803669

Eh, who honestly gives a shit? It's a super boring book from the little I've read.

>>84805259
what about Midnighter? His series ended at Rebirth and he's getting another mini in October

Still waiting for Rocket Girl

>>84807166
>>>84806180
>They live in Turkey now from what I heard.

Where the fake coup is being used to cover up the Islamist takeover and imposition of Shariah law?

....

...BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

(ahem)

>>84810588
>another mini
Well fuck
I guess they'll never use him seriously

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>>84805213
YOOOOOO!!!

>>84803669
Okay so what is the list these days? Reed Richards is rebuilding the multiverse, Val and the Future Foundation followed, Pym is Ultron and Bruce Banner is dead so they're all out

Lunella
Dr. Doom
Tony Stark
T'Challa
Adam Brashear
Peter Parker
Amadeus Cho
Beast?

>>84813316
>Beast?
Mutant traitor

>>84813316
Riri the new Iron Man is smarter than Tony so you better just put her as number 3 now I guess

>>84812885
DROPPED
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>>84813370
(but a smart mutant traitor)

>>84804184
You forgot "comfy".

>>84813316
Are we counting abstracts?

>>84813404
Engineers do not count.

That's just the hard truth. Deal.

>>84813316
Wait a tick- How does Parker even rank?
He was once defeated by Paste-pot Pete.
That's a point deduction right there.

>>84813454
Earthbound humans who haven't been artificially enhanced

So no Leader, Mad Thinker, High Evolutionary, MODOK, Arnim Zola, Mister Sinister, Ultron, Prodigy, etc

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>>84805207
That's...not a bad point.

>>84811373
He'll be around in Nightwing

>>84813532
Lame

Does Dark Beast count? I'd put Fantomex 5th too, since his intelligence is so ridiculously underrated

>>84813640
I think Bendis killed Dark Beast

>>84813530
The more popular you get, the stronger your character becomes. That's why Superman has become so strong and Batman keeps up with him.

>>84813677
yeah, Dark Beast is dead now

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>>84808679
you rang?


and Gwenpool, Silk, Carnage and Moon Knight are good too

>>84813640
He would if he wasn't worm food.
He died in Bendis's last Uncanny X-Men run.
But he would have counted.
The trick is that DarkBeast never artificially enhanced his I.Q., just artificially enhanced his body, those smarts were all "natural" mutant mind power.

>>84813677
Oh yeah I forgot about that

Fuck

Why won't Jean just revive him? 616 Jean not the bendisjean

>>84813734
Reminder that Silk = Gwenpool >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spidergwen

Has Amadeus moved up the ranks?
He was billed as the eigth smartest but there's been a few "disqualifications" since then.

>>84813746
why the hell would Jean revive one of their eugenic -lite enemies?

>>84813794
Always knew that because I read the comics
it's not even a question
Silk and Gwenpool are top tier books
while Spider-Gwen is a trend

>>84813746
BendisJean(teenJean) -IS- 616 (prime) Jean, it's a timetravel paradox! How many times does this need to be explained?

What about The Mad Thinker? or The Wizard?
Hell, what about Reed Richard's insane and evil Ultimates universe counterpart?

>>84813838
That doesn't make any sense. 616 Jean was the most powerful abstract and existed outside of time and space. How the fuck could time have any effect on her???

>>84813904
Bendis

>>84813904
Teen version Jean is from before the Phoenix. Time and reality effects her.
Goddess Jeanie is off somewhere outside known existence ignoring time, space, and causality but the kid version is just a kid.
The whole "she was always Phoenix" thing does not apply before the reality manipulating cosmic force attached itself.

>>84813912
Yeah I'm just gonna call bullshit since everything Marvel has them as 2 separate characters.

She's too convenient for them to have with her sitting behind the scenes blowing up and creating universes. They can write her into anything at any time if a writer fucks up, and just have her fix everything without an explanation. They must've told Bendis to sit the fuck down on that one.

>>84803669
She'll appear in 2 things and then be reduced to a background element at best. Only being brought back to be killed in an event with a load of z listers

A character made to pander not with anything more to them

>>84813746
Can Jean revive people?

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>>84804082
Victor please, you're embarrassing yourself.

>>84814090
She literally creates, destroys, and heals universes from the palm of her hand and exists in a place no one can reach, while also having infinite power thanks to said place. She's essentially the goddess of Marvel, with ToAA being the god obviously.

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>>84814123

>>84803669
jesus fuck i auctualy kind of like the book and i still think this is retarded

>>84803669
i choose to believe this is simply a gordian knot situation

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>>84813530
>Paste-pot Pete.
Every-fuckin-time!

>>84805096
when all this first started i remember people insisting that it would be just a few heros there not going to replace everybody.

and looking back i can respect there optimism but holy shit were they wrong

>>84814211
They weren't wrong. They haven't replaced that many characters.

...yet

>>84805702
whats this picture about

>>84814090
It's in the job description of being The Phoenix: she is life and death and rebirth incarnate.

>>84814248
>boy swaps out clock guts to make "homemade" clock
>bring it to school to show his teacher
>alarm goes off in another teacher's class
>she assumes it's a bomb and they call the cops

>>84814292
He showed it to his science teacher, he told him not to show anybody else
The clock apparently went off during lunch and nobody gave a fuck
Then it went off during class and an English teacher freaked out
It was a countdown clock

>>84804082
Doom is going to be written by bendis, so he'll automatically lose 130iq points.
same thing happened to Iron man

>>84814123
I miss you so much Reed Richards, please come back!

>>84814262
Which conveniently makes her the strongest aspect, since if she somehow died and was unable to revive, omniverse goes poof. She also happened to exist in the same universe as the one-of-a-kind crystal that destroyed the previous universe, and lives inside it and thus is unaffected by anything really. Probably the most broken character in comic history.

I don't think they thought that one all the way through and have been paying for it ever since. It sounds so stupid when you put it into words.

>>84814211
>>84814238
Hey, don't look at me, from the beginning I've said that this is Marvel's proportionate response to the racist hatemail they get.
And it's obviously been a self-perpetuating cycle of proactive response to bigotted overreaction.
The loop has become all encompassing!

>>84813316
Beast fucks everything up all the time. He's nowhere near any top tens

>>84814348
This is Marvel's biggest move ever though when it comes to something like this

>>84814292
ah america 9/11 really fucked you up

>>84814337
>destroyed the previous universe
omniverse*

>>84814384
why does marvel make such a big deal out of whos the smartest anyway pretty much the only time i have seen it in dc is ozymandias and mr terrific being the 3rd smartest.

>>84814384
Yes and no. They were major league influenced by antiwar protests, Hulk once became a peace-nik icon, Spidey was at a college with anti-war rioting. The X-Men had a black woman made team leader before blackspoiltation was a thing, and when it became a thing Marvel embraced it outright with characters that are still major players to this day. And if you think they didn't have a stance on legalization then you've never heard of Mary Jane and never read a Dr. Strange astral projection adventure.

>>84814438
Please see >>84814123
And take note as to not repeat this mistake again.

>>84803669
>tfw another bit of the Fantastic Four is being erased from Marvel
Good.

>>84814438
Because it's full of retarded manbabies who feel smart and don't realize how retarded they actually are. They don't even realize how intelligence works and just because someone has a high IQ means they can do every hard and soft science field around.

Super science is ingrained in marvel so an intelligence dick waving contest is needed.

>>84814503
Amazingly, this post was made without a single mention of Captain America's contributions to Marvel's hippie causes.

>>84814548
So what you're saying is that "DC stronger, DC SMASH!" ?
But what if One-punch man and Goku show up to fight Superman?
How will DC ever have a stronger man fight than that?

>>84814544
Don't you dare be sour, Anon, CAUSE IT'S A NEW DAY.

>>84814292
>>84814318
You forgot the part where the kid is a dual citizen of some islamic shithole and his father is a leader in one of the major islamic advocacy groups in america

It was always a plant

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>>84803669
Eh, I don't mind. I mean, Reed's just going to be back in a few years anyways. By the end of the decade, the real Marvel's Smartest Person will be back and better than ever with first family in tow.

Yep, just a matter of waiting it out. He'll be back, /co/. Please tell me he'll be back. Lie to me.

>>84814687
He'll be back bud, he has to be.....

>>84807810
She's 9.

>>84805213
Anon...

Marvel already has a young, intelligent black woman apprenticing under Stark that has experience with power armor.

Rhode's niece Lila. Introduced 2014, so not even that long ago. Good opportunity for character development, since her beloved uncle just died - she was the one who maintained and upgraded his armor.

But no. Bendis wants an OC so Bendis is getting an OC and poor Lila Rhodes is forever stuck in the Phantom Zone for underappreciated characters.

Marvel isn't just terrible, they revel in their awfulness.

>>84814012
>They must've told Bendis to sit the fuck down on that one
since when do they EVER tell Bendis "no"?

>>84815482
Slott stopped Bendis from killing off Peter Parker at the start of Civil War II

>>84815504
Well, that works. I more meant management or editorial but I didn't frame my post well at all, so touche.

It makes sense that with the sheer power some of these writers seem to have that they are the only thing that can stop one another.

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>>84806946
>not knowing about best Punisher

>>84813316
>Parker
>Even hitting the top 100
This will never fail to rustle me.
He's smart, yeah, but he shouldn't be "world's smartest man" smart.

>>84815575
Honestly I don't get why people are so against him

He's been shown to be a pretty incredible inventor several times.

>>84815593
It just feels pretty against the whole theme of the character, that Ditko and Lee built him up as.
He's a great engineer and inventor, sure, but I just can't see him anywhere near the level of Brashear, Banner, Cho, and Richards.
Then again I kind of feel like Tony shouldn't be that far up there either, so what do I know.

>>84803669

When I write for Marvel -- she's dead. Fuck this retarded shit. Intelligence isn't a random stat you just crank up on a character, it's something you earn and work for. Kids are fucking retarded. Always will be.

>>84814348
They wouldn't get hatemail if they weren't selfrighteous cunts about something so stupid.
You want diversity? Fine, but at least do it right.

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>>84815620
Well, I got not issues with him being on the list but if you think he should be below people like Cho I can get behind that.

I think anon specifically wanted Cho to be #7 though.

>>84815623
>When I write for Marvel
anon no my sides can't handle mirth of this magnitude

>>84806180

They moved to Qatar where his dad was constantly trying to sue everyone involved. They left the country when people began to look into their story and question it.

>>84807810

>Much better than this bullshit of replacing Tony Stark, although replacing a hairy, drunk, middle-aged dude with a hot ebony teen is certainly not a BAD idea.

Yes. Yes it is. It's a terribly BAD idea.

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>>84815575
he's easily top twenty. How many highschoolers could skim through Doctor Connor's notes regarding his life's work then reverse engineer them to cook up an antidote in just a few hours?

he also beat Vulture the first time by figuring out how his electromagnetic flight harness worked and then creating a nullifier tuned to it

not to mention his web fluid and web shooters,
and spider-tracers specifically tuned to his spider-sense

>>84814438
There's Brainiac 5 too, he kind of talks about being the smartest person around 24/7. But he's mostly right too so I suppose it's less of a contest.

>>84815760
It's part of his character to be an arrogant twat though.

>>84803669
Good. I'm old enough to remember when World War Hulks was around and /co/ outright pointed out how fucking dumb it is 7 smartest people on Earth are all dudes and most of them white (since they dumped Amadeus to 10).
Of course now it's new /co/ that will bitch and hate on anything involving a woman or black person because "IF SJWS LIKE IT THEN I MUST HATE IT!"

>>84815846
>how fucking dumb it is 7 smartest people on Earth are all dudes and most of them white
Why is that dumb?

>>84806491
It would be pretty funny to parody the current Marvel trend by replacing Devil with a blue t-rex.

>>84815372
it really does amaze me that nobody at marvel said wait a minuite shouldent we use lila for this

>>84804477
She lives on the other side of the continent, so that's going to be pretty hard.

>>84815924
Frankly anon, it shouldn't
While I am pretty upset, I am not at all surprised.

>>84815937
Well she's the smartest person in the universe, I'm sure she can figure something out

>>84815846
Who cares? As long as it's written well and she actually does something with her knowledge then who gives a fuck what her age or gender is?

>>84813316
The original list was:
Reed, Doom, Banner, Pym, T'Challa, McCoy, Stark, Pythagoras Dupree, Valeria Richards, Amadeus Cho

Deleting those who are now gone or dead we're left with Doom, McCoy,T'Challa, Stark and Cho. + Lunella, Riri and Adam.

Modern New SJW Politically Correct Marvel is an absolute abomination.
>black woman
Pathetic. This could not possibly be more heavy handed and shallow.

>Smartest person.
Isn't Doom so smart he became God?

>>84814031
>A character made to pander not with anything more to them
You haven't read her book, did you? Because it's pretty good actually.

>>84810632
I gave up on that a long time ago. They put out maybe two or three issues in two years now? It's dead

So, general consensus is "it's kinda dumb, but then the Smartest In The World list is a stupid concept that's changing all the time anyway, so it doesn't really matter"?
That may be the most reasonable consensus I've ever seen on /co/.

>>84813794
Remember how we thought Silk would be cheap crap and Spidergwen would be amazing? Silk's creative team had a lot of damage to undo from Slott and they succeeded

>>84814503
Dont forget when a black woman took over the Captain marvel name and became leader of avengers

>>84815966
That list can't be right in order, can it?

Pythagoras was 6th smartest, Cho was 7th

If we're assuming The Pym knocks them back both a spot, it should be 7th and 8th (Valeria being a wildcard here)

I'd boot Beast down lower if I had to choose.

>>84816020
Most of the time /co/ is fairly reasonable when it doesn't involve Bendis and/or Slott. Which I am cool with because Bendis leaves me pretty frothing-at-the-mouth sometimes

>>84816034
Silk is a motherfucking success story, man
It's hard to climb out of that first impressions pit.

>>84803669
>smartest person
>all that just to make a really impractical lamp

>>84815966
No High Evolutionary or Sinister? And Dark Beast is smarter than regular Beast

>>84816059
>cerebros helmet
>Web shooter
>doc Ock tentacle
>Ironman gauntlet
She's a hack

>>84816066
IIRC it's only humans who haven't gone and altered themselves for the purpose of braining

Which technically should remove Reed, since he uses his powers to increase his brain's surface area

>>84816066
Also Blue Marvel., theres loads of people that's smarter than several on that list.

>>84816087
had blue marvel even been retconned into existence yet at the time?

>>84816066
Dark Beast is currently dead

>>84816085
I thought that was just Ultimate Reed

Which neatly disqualifies Maker from the list as well

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>>84803669
Watch out boys. You aren't scared of a sexy black womanlet strongk scientist are you?

>>84816154
Ult Reed went full body-horror with it.
616 Reed does it to a very minor extent.

Reed (both) also had their already mighty intellect enhanced way back in the original comics by the cosmic radiation that gave him his powers.

>>84816114
He's been in comics monthly for years now, what are you even talking about

Monica Rappacini
Superia
Madame Curie Cho
Tilda Johnson
June Covington

>>84814238

with the exception of Wasp, Every Founding Avenger has been replaced with a Woman or a Minority or both

>>84816637
Nadia Pym

>>84816660

Yeah but Woman to Woman isn't that outrageous

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>>84803669
Outta my way, inhuman fucking shits.

>>84815638
>>84814348
>Saying you want characters to stay white is hatemail.
k

>>84816154
Nah, I saw him do it once for a calculation during Tonys "bleeding edge" comic

>>84803669
That's silly, but I mean the concept of an intelligence list in of itself is kind of silly. People have different expertise in different fields. You'd almost rank them by fields, and their intelligence is changed by the needs of the plot just like any other character.

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>>84803669

>child genius

>>84816842
Yeah, but to a "small extent", not like the makers giant eggy, pulsating head.

>>84815912
Naw, it would have to be an herbivore or a mammoth or something. T-Rex is the white male of dinosaurs. They're going extinct.

>>84815937
Xavin lived on the other side of the universe. The first requirement of joining the Runaways is running away.

>>84816998
>Joining a dying team
>Nico is in A-Force and aparently gives no shit about the Runaways, also has a whole bunch of living relatives
>Vison is probably gonna kill vibranium addict Vic
>Pretty sure Chase is dead
I weep for Klara. How soon until Plantman XII consumes her body for a power boost or some shit?

>>84816293
It was pretty self explanatory tbqh.

>>84803669

Take monkey character make him an African American

Name her MOON girl

Is Marvel retarded and can't see how fucking racist this is?

>>84817021
What did they do to the Runaways? Who is left

>>84817021
We just need one writer to give Molly access to a cosmic cube, and it can all be more or less fixed.
>>84817055
Butchery.

>>84817053
No, no, anon, YOUR the racist for even noticing it :^)

(hehehe supid goyim, thinking he can outsmart our identity politics, what a putz)

>>84817055
We can only assume that Molly, Klara, and Karolina are still living in that house since they havent shown up in a while. The last time I recall seeing them was in Avengers Undercover to bail Nico and Chase out of jail

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>>84817086
tell me more about Molly 'accessing' Kobik

>>84814123
I DO NOT KNOW WHAT YOU FELLOW AMERICAN ARE TALKING ABOUT UNLESS IT IS ABOUT THE SUPREME AUTHORITY THAT IS DOOM

>>84805480
The true OTP of the medium.

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>>84817140

>>84817090
>YOUR
*YOU'RE
Oy vey, it's those damn anti-semites at Microsoft trying to make me look like a schmuck again with their racist spell-checker. My cousin Chaim will hear about this, I guarantee it and he's gonna sue your tuchas for every last shekal you have, you filthy fucking goyim.

>>84817053
... what's so racist about the moon?

>>84817140
Clearly it would involve her rescuing her from some government lab and running away, then going on an adventure to do the same for Klara.

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>>84817214
It supports white rabbit supremacy.

>>84810120
Who the fuck is Moon Boy?

>>84810781
They don't need a coup for that happen, Erdogan is already making that happening

>>84817352
No, that's what he's saying, dude

The 'coup' that happened was a fake. It was made to give Erdogan seizing the military some pretence of legitimacy, since the military was always secular and separate from the government

>>84817295
What is a comic?

>>84817214
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYG4okfEQwY

>>84806180
>Whatever happened to that terrorist kid?

He moved to Qatar. He was oppressed in America so he moved to a dictatorship which is best know for having the highest rate of slavery in the world.

He was given a full scholarship at their big technical college and his family now has a nice big house with their own slaves.

>>84803669
>Marvel's smartest person.

This is because Reed is off reality, right? Because there's no way in hell she's smarter than him.

>>84805702
>takes a bunch of random parts from weapons/armor that some superheroes invented and makes a lamp

I think part of the problem here is liberal art major writers who are not smart or STEM educated trying to write someone who is a genius.

They have no idea what an engineer does or thinks like so they make stupid mistakes which make the character look stupid.

>>84818004
>so he moved to a dictatorship which
> monarchy
Look at this American right here

>>84818187
are you implying a monarch can't be a dictator?

>>84818135
>engineers don't build Rube Goldberg stuff for shits and giggles/one-upmanship
>STEM means you're smart
>most STEM degrees aren't as worthless as liberal arts

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>>84818248
>engineers don't build Rube Goldberg stuff for shits and giggles/one-upmanship

Yeah, they don't. Unless you're a fucking middle school teacher.

>>84817214
I think it's more about replacing a caveman who's barely passed a monkey in the evolutionary line and replacing them with a black person, since black people and monkey/ape comparisons are fairly common.

>>84818318
There are plenty that are built by engineers in their free time. Don't be an ignorant faggot.

>>84815924
I don't think it's that quite so much as Bendis wanting royalty dollars. He gets paid more in the long term for OC while using somebody else's character gives him nothing. That's what writers do nowadays. They break out as many OC characters as they can so that they get paid royalties if they inexplicably become popular years in the future.

>>84818680
Give me an example when it wasn't for some sort of promotional shit or teaching experience or hired to by someone else.

>>84813530
Parker is wildcard. He has the raw intelligence to be top ranked and does occasionally pull off great feats but generally has no infrastructure or motivation(except when he's using it to defeat a villain) to give him the time to use it.
TLDR he's that unassuming dude you don't think could possibly do anything.

>>84815620
Have you see some of the earlier works with Tony in it? I personally agree that him in top 3 is bullshit (top 15-20 or maybe lower is more reasonable) but Tony used to be pretty impressive at weapons design. Modern marvel has done an absolutely awful job of showing off his intelligence being any good despite our own modern advances giving his intelligence powercreep.

>>84816085
That removes Tony due to him using extremis to enhance his brain function.

>>84816066
I think it's more of a semi-public list and Sinister is only known the the X-men generally. The Avengers went wtf when they saw Sinister's file that the X-men had on him since only the X-men had anything on him.

>>84817214
I don't know the specific reason behind it but have you never heard the term moon cricket before? It's like how you don't make a black Bucky. You can be forgiven/ignored for not knowing since it's just obscure enough that you can reasonably not know but don't actually go and keep the name after everyone points out what you just did. The fact that she's replacing a cave/monkey-man is the icing on the Marvel unknowingly sounding racist cake.

>>84806180
His whole family are professional race baiters his sister tried something similar a few years prior and his dad tried to run for office on "if you don't vote for me you're racist!" after getting a ton of free shit they moved out of the country and then came back trying to get another 15 minutes of fame only to be ignored the second time.

>>84814292
You forgot the part where he showed it to several teachers who didn't give a shit and was literally baiting for someone to think it was a bomb.

>>84803669
>marvel

After a while, you just stop caring.

>>84816192
I'm scared of terrible, soulless, empty husks being passed off as characters because they're being strong-armed into important roles in the name of political correctness.

Marvel is now a beaten, cum-covered corporate bitch-slave.

What a fucking shame.

>>84824486
Think of it as them making a new generation of heroes for kids to grow up with

It helps calm the butthurt

>>84824598
Are you Marvel damage control?

>>84814687
He'll be black.

>>84817214
>... what's so racist about the moon?
there are a lot of racist slurs towards blacks that use moon in them

>>84815298
Valeria was one of the smartest people on the planet at 3.

>>84812885

>Iron MAN
>is clearly a Woman

they're just setting themselves up for the SJWs, aren't they? Also, thought Dr. Doom was becoming the new Iron Man and she was becoming the new War Machine.

>>84825406
>they're just setting themselves up for the SJWs
were have you been for the last 5 years?

>>84813820

I wouldn't say either book is top tier. I personly think they're overrated, especially hear cause most of Marvel's other books are shit awhile Silk+Gwenpool is not shit when it had all the properties to be shit.

>>84825542

Trying my best to not read or inform myself on shitty comics.

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>>84825694
well, let me tell you are in the worst place possible.

see, funny thing is guys...

even though she IS the smartest, lets put her to the test.

lets see her pull that bullet out of aunt may and save her life, preventing OMD

she can't, no one can

so she isn't the smartest

get
fucking
rek'd

good

fuck reed richards

Wait, is reeds gone or something? Why are people talking about him being back?

>>84806180
His thing was proven to just a radioshak digital alarm clock from the 80s in a metal case. Somebody matched the numbers in the digital display and went into detail about all the components. Yep, kid got far with a used clock.

>>84813316
No way peter is that high