Steven, Amethyst, Sadie, and now this? What agenda is

>shitty person has shitty taste in porn
Makes sense.

I didn't get this episode at all. Didn't Sadie basically hold him (and Steven) hostage trying to fuck him. And now he likes her? What kind of weird shit is this show trying to teach?

>>84801381
It's only okay when men are the victims.

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>>84801381
Tumblr is right. They're always right.

>>84800821
The THICC agenda

>>84801381
Lars doesnt like her hes a sociopath he just trying to keep Sadie as a person he can use by faking being interested in her.

>>84801381
>Didn't Sadie basically hold him (and Steven) hostage trying to fuck him.
No, she just kept Lars on an island for a bit because he needed a vacation and they all lost track of time because they were having fun for once.

Lars is the one who initiated kisses on Sadie and only accused her of trying to "seduce" him to cover that up.

>>84801381

Compare that to the We Bare Bears episode with the guy who traps the woman on the island trying to get her to fall in love with him. It's a complete fucking double standard.

>Not wanting to be dominated by a thick woman

No wonder you're all sad, maladjusted virgins

>not wanting to fuck high test bitches

Don't be fags guys

>>84800872

>not liking chubby/shortstack porn

You're not my nigga.

>>84800821
Is Rebecca Sugar a fatty?

>>84802704
nope.
shes pretty thin actuallu

>>84800821
He likes chubby porn because he secretly likes Sadie
Duh

Lars is tsundere for Sadie.

>>84801381
> What kind of weird shit is this show trying to teach?
The workings of Stockholm Syndrome

>>84801381

Teenagers in love are dumb, Sadie has mother issues and insecure about enjoying things and Lars is a supreme, urivaled asshole just for the sake of being an asshole.

I thought Sadie as a generally low tier waifu but when she went Arnold in Predator and stabbed a fucking invisible gem monster to death with a sharpened stick and some mud while screaming and growling earned some high test points.

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How do you guys feel about this?

>>84800821
What the hell's wrong with his ears?

>>84803119
Obviously, Lar's mom remarried and Laramie is still acting out because of the divorce and remarry.

Bad grades, being an ass to his only friend and co worker, the sucking up to the Cool Kids, living in the attic(though the attic is pretty sweet.)

>>84803150
why

>>84800821
there are people who are not thin

like they actually exist in our very reality

lol why do you people enjoy this

>>84803157
plugs

>>84803215
There's not really a shortage of that

>>84803284
sjw bullshit

>>84803150
It just keeps going on and on.

>>84803215
make a nick and disney one please

>>84803150

Desperate reaching.

>>84803181

Yeah, but he is an ass on purpose, we see it in the early episodes to "impress" people. He could have a gf, hang out with the cool guys, have one of the most powerful and influential kids on earth as his best friend but he consciously and deliberately decided to stay an edgelord on purpose and disappoint his very accepting parents. I also bet he owns a trenchcoat and poses with knives regularly.

>>84802704
No but Sadie is one of her early OCs so I guess she wants her bodytype to appear attractive.

>>84803150
Why are these fags reaching so hard? If SU really wants to put a trans character in the show, they would be more obvious about it seeing as they have copious amounts of gayness.

>>84803384
You say this in the home of THICC posting

>>84802939
Ding ding ding

Why do people try to make things more complicated than it is?

>>84800821
It was just a way of showing that he's into Sadie since he gets off to girls who look like her.

>>84803150
I ain't reading that shit nigga.

>>84800821
Uhh... wristwatches?

>>84800821
>What agenda is this show trying to push
It's not agenda, it's Rebecca's personal opinion on life.

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>ctrl+F "Noice"
>0 results

The same thing happened when someone posted this in /pol/.

I don't even know you people anymore.

>>84800821
How old is Lars supposed to be again? I assumed it was early twenties but according to this episode he's still in highschool.

>>84803150
I easily destroyed theory in TWO WORDS.

>Tit censors

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>>84800821

>lars is high test

Based as fuck. Why do people hate this show again?

>>84800821
People should jerk off to hambeasts and give SJWs some dick.

>>84800821

Why is 4chan so thin-skinned nowadays? It seems like people go out of their way to get offended by things like SU. It's like everyone suddenly turned into a bunch of soccer moms.

Their god figures were a bunch of porkers who didn't sweat, smell, wheeze, have cottage cheese, etc. because they're rock monsters, of course their ideal would be based off of that.
They probably use kinda tubby strongfat models and then photoshop them fatter to make them look right.

>>84805283
what?

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>>84805283

>>84805373
>>84805515
take a look at what's objectively disgusting about fatties-
it's basically the way it physically hampers and distorts the body and health.
So upon the earth of Steven universe, the CGs came and fought and all that shit, but have also been shown meddling in human affairs throughout time, while also being a perfect version of landwhales- I think it's affected the human perception of beauty in SU- fat fucks without the trapping of fat fuckery are probably their unattainable ideal.

>>84805641
Oh, I think I see what you're saying. That the presence of fat-looking gems (like Rose and Amethyst) in human history has affected human beauty standards, so in the SU-verse, it's normal to be attracted to fatties?

>>84805641
What the fuck are you talking about

>>84805753
He's saying that gems can be fat without all the gross stuff that accompanies it.

>>84805750
But that's only 2/4 gems

>>84805804
Not all of the gems that ancient humans encountered needed to have been fat for it to affect human beauty standards. Rose and Amethyst are enough.

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>>84800821
>noice

>>84803150
kinda possible, would explain why Lars is such a sour little fucker with a victim complex.

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>>84803150
>A boy that skinny has no business having that much muscle in his upper chest area

I just skimmed this image and the one sentence I read completely invalidated it. Neat.

>>84805804
but one of the most important Gems, and probably their ambassador to mankind.

>>84805786
So basically in universe 2d fat girls?

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>>84806765
or Botero statues or some shit, yeah.

>>84805786

>shapeshifters
>their bodies produce no waste whatsoever
>you cant hurt them(physically) unless you crack ther gem
>you cant hurt them(emotionally) because they are crazy yandere bitches anyway

You can do the most degenerate kinky shit with them without ever getting bored. No shit Greg was so hellbent on chasing that ayylium poon.

>>84804944
what does pol think of steven universe? link to thread plz

>>84807272
>their bodies produce no waste whatsoever
Unless they want it to, like Amethyst does.

>>84807412

Ever had a waifu so pure she literally doesnt shit? Or sweat? Or shed her uteral lining? Well now you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

Unless youre into that sort of thing, I'm not judging the option is always there.

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Defend this /co/

>>84807545
Instead of running in the 90s they slogged through the 10s.

>>84807545

Episode had a ton of great concepts but couldnt mix them together well and ended up as a jumbled mishmash.

>>84804956
Back when the show had just premiered, Lars's character summary described him as a "high school slacker".

And, even without that info, we could still assume that he's a teenager since he so desperately wants to hang out with the Cool Kids. What twenty-year-old does that?!

>>84804416
its possible they wanted to remain discrete with this to avoid shoving THE TRANNIES in our faces, like they were with the gays until garnet was revealed to be made of gays

>>84805044
why would they censor tits if the network thinks hes a bona fide dude

its possible we'll all get the rug pulled out from under us and knowing the crew theyd probably have his parents call him she in a future lars episode in front of other townies as their BIG REVEAL


im not holding out for it, and i dont think lars is a tranny, but its the one time i see a trans headcanon in anything and can see it holding water

>>84807545
why would anyone try to defend this garbage

wish they'd put a crystal wall on them bloody lesbos

>>84807336
/pol/ hates it and doesn't watch it, just like /co/.

Threads actually die down pretty quickly because /pol/ doesn't care enough to shitpost about it as much as /co/ does.

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>>84803150
>Lars is trans and I consider that Canon
But... this was literally a headcanon post.

>>84808642
this is way too long, there are tons of points where an end would have worked.

>>84803150
God I want someone from the staff to just be like, "...what the fuck are you talking about?"

>>84810206
rebecca basically responded like this when confronted about stevonnie

>>84810296
At least Stevonnie has the logical basis of being a boygirl. A girlboy. Whatever. This is just straight up making shit up.

>>84803150
>craves punishment
>read the whole thing

......anons, I hate to say it, but... fuck, they might be on to something.

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>>84811063
I read the whole thing as well and they did bring up some...points to be looked into.

Rebecca is very specific about her subtle details and her doing something like this isn't out of the realm of possibilities, even if you hate it. I mean gay gems, steven in a dress/makeup and stevonnie happened...so....

>>84802704
no but her boyfriend is pretty thick

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>>84800821
>What agenda is this show trying to push

>>84800821
Nigga likes thicc. What's not to get?

>>84813431
looks like he likes fat

>>84800821
Lars is a pathetic asshole who deserves everything that is done to him.

>>84802234
Was the woman previously expressing interest in the man but in public pretending like he didn't exist in order to look cool?

>>84807761
More than you might think.

I thought Lars was 20 too, but that was because they had a lot more responsibility at the donut shop than a 16 year old should. I'm guessing he's 18 now and about to fail high school.

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>>84803150

How long did you have to crawl through tumblr to find that, why are you browsing tumblr so much, and why would you even bother posting that here?

>>84807545
Literally nothing wrong.

>>>/wsg/1206047

>>84802437
They smell funnier than me.

>>84803150
I have skinny friends, their skinniness makes their torso muscles pop out a bit more. It also means that people think they have abs those cheating fuckers.

>>84803150
Wait, goddammit, this shit makes sense.

I'm in hell.

>>84803150
I don't... disagree with this. They may be on to something, but until theres more stuff to be looked at, Lars is still a dude, atleast to me.

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>>84807696
What pisses me off is that this isn't even a hard concept to mess up. WOY had this exact concept and did it way better.

>>84803181
How has he not yet noticed that the cool kids are super chill and don't appreciate his asshole ways?

>>84802704
she probably likes fat

>>84814168
to everyone sane atleast

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>>84807545
I feel like the whole "KEVIN...!" thing soiled my enjoyment of multitrack drifting.

>>84800821
That Lars and Sadie are awful characters and the writers should be fitted with shock collars to correct them every time they get the urge to write about them.

>>84807545
can't its a shit episode.

>>84803150
lmao

not as good as the marco version

>>84807545
>No eurobeat and shit animation
i can't, i haven't see a parody so shallow since the 90's

>>84803150
>why would any cartoon have a joke about a character being embarrased from his real name?

Literally what?

>>84813630
Can confirm, am gym skeleton.

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>>84807545
>Need for Speed: Kids Drift Edition
Nothing special. But at least now we know Greg didn't blow all his cash in Empire City. You'd think he would at least upgrade to an RV with all the money he's packing.

>>84816091
Greg fucked an alien war goddess thousands of years old. When you do that not much compares or is wanted.

>>84807272
this calls for some Hellraiser themed images

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>>84814830
I find solace in watchig the older episodes.

>>84804416
Being gay and being trans* are totally different. Just comparing the two makes you as bad as the LGBTQAI+ faggots.

>>84813073
>Rebecca is very specific about her subtle details and her doing something like this isn't out of the realm of possibilities, even if you hate it. I mean gay gems, steven in a dress/makeup and stevonnie happened...so....
>gay gems
There's nothing wrong with being gay. Only something wrong with being a tranny.

>steven in a dress/make-up
There's nothing wrong with crossdressing. Only something wrong with being a tranny.

>Stevonnie
There's nothing wrong with being a hermaphrodite. Only something wrong with being a tranny.

>>84807545
DEJA VU
I SWEAR IVE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE

>>84803150
Eh. This is like assumptions: the post.

>>84802939
This. I thought it was obvious.

>>84807545
Not enough eurobeat.

>>84800821
>Chubby chasers only exist because tumblr
get the THICC fever, boy

>>84809499

Welcome to Tumblr

If I had a dollar for every post I've seen that starts with "[character] is CANONICALLY [fan canon]" I'd be a rich man.

>>84800821
>Not liking THICC girls
low-test

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I liked The New Lars.
Beach City Drift was the worst episode of SU yet.

>>84817099
>falling for the high-test meme

Can anybody explain to me why people act so friendly towards Lars all the time? He's just constantly an asshole to everyone.

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>>84817267
>Pictured: You

>>84813073
>gay gems
Baito desu.

>>84813601
>Nothing wrong

>Doesn't countersteer
>Shifts down to FIRST FUCKING GEAR

lars has a pretty sweet body. no wonder sadie wants his dick.

>>84819545
he doesn't even have ears

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>>84803157
>>84803297

he has these things called "gauges" where a hole is made in his ear lobe and a small round open plug is put in it. some people get progressively larger plugs put in over time.

the reason? they are fucking retarded. they believe by doing so, it makes them unique and interesting; to stand apart from the crowd and conformity.

i can't wait for Amethyst to do pic related to him.

>>84802939

/thread

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That is the ugliest fucking character in a show with many ugly characters.

>>84803150
Regardless of what may be canon in that post, it still does not excuse Lars's piss-poor attitude or grades.

Tl;dr May be trans, still an ass for no real reason

>>84820436
Hod, they stink too. There's this girl who wants to be a boy I work with who would drone on about her gauges as I was busy working the register talking to a customer.

>>84820436
Well in the case of Lars its a conscious decision by the character designers so his ears look like doughnuts.

>>84817780
Stevonnie wanted to lose traction tho. That's the point of drifting. I've never drifted though so I don't know what exactly is necessary.

>>84800821
Will we ever learn why Lars is such an asshole?

At first I thought he had moved from the city and wasn't used to his new town's culture but he grew up with Ronaldo.

I thought ok, maybe he has shitty parents? Nope, great parents.

Maybe there's a crowd of kids that act this way to be cool? Nope, the cool kids love Steven and think Lars is a tool.

Literally no one likes his act and there's no readily available reason why he'd be so insecure. So what gives?

>>84816597
Yeah, that's what I don't get about the LGBT movement. The lgb part is all about sexuality, but the t is just completely unrelated batshit. You have a vagina, two X chromosomes, but like playing in mud? You're a girl. Reattaching your foot onto your groin won't make a penis & you can never change your genetic code no matter how much you change your body.

>>84822107
Some people are just shits with personality issues. Are you asking if he has some sort of anxiety condition which cause him to act in a certain way to protect himself emotionally?

I mean he's a massive slacker at his job and a failure scholastically too.

>>84820436
Man, this reminds me of a college friend who had plugged one of his lobe. This was something really new to us and we had fun pushing our pens through his plugs. He was the type of person who seems lit even though he's not and didn't do drugs.

>>84817126
>Beach City Drift was the worst episode of SU yet.
I will never understand you. BCD was great. I just will never understand.

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It bothers me that they aren't even attractive chubs in SU.

>>84822256
Goddammit for a half second I read that as
>penis

>>84822085
Sure, yanking the steering wheel towards the inside of a turn will lose you traction.
Provided your shitbox has enough power, and is rear wheel drive - two things I doubt about the car in the webm but it's not impossible.
Even so, you'd need to be going relatively quickly, which is something you can't do in first gear.

>>84822012
No, that's her personal hygene. Like any other hole/fold/crevice in the body, shit will accumulate in there if not cleaned.

>>84822177
His bravado is plainly a front, but for whom? No one likes it and he's got no reason to feel like he needs to protect himself. His behavior makes no sense

>>84822343
Autism

>>84800821
> character masturbating to in-universe THICC porn
> /co/ bitches about SJWs

What happened to you /co/, you used to be cool

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>>84822306
anon that's nasty
i laughed anyway

>>84822401
/co/ is just acting like Lars. I mean, yeah, sometimes there is a legit reason to complain about SJWs/tumblr, but most of the time /co/ nitpicks things just to find a reason to bitch at tumblr to seem cool.

>>84822306
>>penis

oh, i'm sure that was attempted a time or two...

>>84822401
Probably because the character on the cover is grotesque looking but being portrayed as a sex symbol.

>>84822674
>Low Test

>>84800821
Lars has shit taste

>>84822704
fuck you, she looks awful

>>84822674
>>84822728
No, the character on the cover is to show that Lars stays up all night spanking it to chicks with bodies similar to Sadie, as evidence that he's actually attracted to her.

>>84803150
>grasping at straws
>grasping at straws
>grasping at straws
>Laramie
Oh shit
>Is a unisex name
Oh
>grasping at straws
>End

>>84823081
Why would you name your child after a cigarette, thats just asking for him to grow up to be a fag

I thought Laramie / Laramy is a combination of his parents name, which is why it sounds terrible.

>>84823172
noice

>>84822783
We all know that
but that cover is still ugly as shit

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>>84823172

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>>84803150
>The only trans person in the show is a piece of shit whom everyone liked being around better when a cis boy took over his body

Man, the way his parents acted scared like they were walking on eggshells, and saying he didn't even swear this time, how much of a cunt is Lars towards his parents normally?

He's a leech and a social-retard, he's basically a thinner chris-chan.
Actually Chris-Chan is the fusion of Lars and Ronaldo.

>>84823347
>saying he didn't even swear this time

if i was his age and a swore at my parents, i would promptly be picking myself up off the floor.

Lars really is a little shit. Sadie is way better off without him.

>>84823411
Isn't Lars college age? They said they even let him move into the attic when they were talking to stevenLars.

>>84823473
No he's taking summer school.

>>84823473
>Isn't Lars college age?

i think so, his parents mentioned wanting him to pick a school for something or other, so it sounded like they want him to go to college.

but still, it's a matter or respect to not swear and yell at your parents, especially if you still live with them.

Before we saw Lars' parents, I had assumed Mr. Smiley was his dad.

>>84823582
I think it's very context sensitive. In Lars' case no cause his parents are obviously very supportive and kind. But being a parent doesn't get you a free pass out of being a piece of shit, sometimes you need your kid to set you straight.

>>84823411
I just kept thinking how lucky he is to have such nice parents.

>>84822332
Again, I'm no expert, but if the Supremo is going fast then wouldn't going into first gear mean the tires can't keep up, causing a slide?

>>84824058
The car (Supremo?) was already only in second, and the driver (Stevonnie?) was on the brakes.

>>84800821
Whatever triggers you

>>84823665
>being a parent doesn't get you a free pass out of being a piece of shit, sometimes you need your kid to set you straight.

that is true, but in Lars' case it doesn't seem to be an issue. if anything, his parents seem almost openly afraid of him. there's nothing wrong with parents that have to put their foot down in order to show the children who is in charge. it isn't the end of the world if they do so.

>lars actually likes saddie
>he read porn of girls that look like her
oh shit this is unbelivable, this must be work of TUMBLR

>>84803150
is bad that this has some kind of logic?

>>84821963
Why did you TL;DR a post that was a sentence?

>>84822160
thats not how tranny-ness works anon

anyone who claims theyre trans because they like something that doesnt fit some pre-conceived notion of gender is full of shit

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>>84803150
>THIS CARTOON CHARACTER HAS A WEIRD CHEST FOR A DUDE IN A CARTOON WITH UNREALISTIC ANATOMY

>>84822280
>attractive
>chubs
pick one

>>84825914
>he doesn't spank it to girls that look like his oneitis
It hurts.

>>84816597
just because there is shit like that doesn't mean that Rebecca would ever be green lit for making a canonically trans character. CN knows how negatively a lot of people would react to it. Proof being in the replies to the possibility of a trans Lars

>>84822160
Not to mention women and men are not as different as we like to believe. Take any psych or bio class and you can learn all about how we aren't any damn different.

I don't get the point of Lars as a character.

He's just an asshole. Like, if he was a jerk and he was funny I could see that. Or if he got his comeuppance in a clever way. Or maybe he could develop over time into less of an asshole.

Instead he's just a cunt and it's same thing every episode.

>>84826817
nigger doesnt even need to take a psych or bio class, just go out into a crowd and fucking talk to people or watch how people act publicly online

lit the only differences are how our bodies TEND to be geared to develop. all it takes is one little chemical out of place and you end up with some intersex fuck

>>84800821
THICC love

Face it, Lars/Sadie is never gonna happen.

Steven/Sadie however...

>>84826852
I think Lars is going to be, "explained" soon.

>tfw worst character is getting better development than the cluster

>>84803150

Someone wrote all this for a cartoon..

Whats wrong with these people?

>>84827162
you're literally on a board dedicated to this kind of analysis, welcome to /co/

>>84800821
That fat people are hot.

>>84822280
THICK

>>84827272

hot, sweaty, smelly, lazy...

>>84804237
So she wants fat midgets to become aesthetically pleasing? She's going to fail.

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>>84827376

>>84807545
>used a 3D model for Kevin's car

I can't.

>>84800821
That chubby people are the worst characters and skinny ones are more functional in society