Spider-man heard you talking shit last night and is PISSED, he

I ain't scared

The last book I read was a GL book so I'm fine, Spider-Man can't do shit to me in space

>>84560044
Spider-Man wouldn't want to kill any one, especially for such an inane reason, so it's probably just Chameleon. Spider-Man will protect me.

Lobo, lol good fucking luck

>>84560044
Gwenpool so im probably fucked.

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>mfw the last thing I read was Hellboy

As long as I don't go full retard and start reading from some magic tome to try and save myself and accidentally summon a spider monster I'm all good. Hellboy probably even has some magic shit that'll work on Peter just because of the Spider Totem bullshit.

>>84560044
>Peter
>killing
Boy you sure scared me!

>Spider-woman
She'll just pheromone his shit up and we'll fly away.

>>84560154
She knows all his secrets so it's a good one

>>84560154
No she should know that being in a Spider-Man crossover will boost her sales. She'd do her best to save you and make him look foolish.

>Superman's Girlfriend Lois Lane
im not nearly creative enough to predict the outcome

Agent venom. Not sure how fucked. Probs get fucked at some point.

>Welcome back, Frank
I think I'll be ok. Not great, but ok

>>84560044
Hal Jordan, I think I'm fine

>>84560122
>>84560196
In this situation Peter is bloodlusted, no way around that unless the person protecting you can control emotions

Read All new ultimates

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>>84560044
>Ms. Marvel
Fuck

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>>84560044
>Spider-Man wants to kill me
>pic related is protecting me

Good fucking luck, Parker.

>>84560044
>Miles
no sweat, he'll just sting Parker for an easy win

>>84560215
>lois dumps superman for spider-man to make him jealous
>spider-man has to deal with a jealous supes now

Meanwhile you'll be watching them fight with Lois while eating popcorn.

>>84560044
>Spider-Man is protecting me from Spider-Man.

Aw fuck, not another clone saga.

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>>84560245
lmao frank cant stop pissed spider-man

Venom:Space Knight. Thanks God,Venom is raging again,spidey is doomed.

Old man Logan.

>Shocker

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I'm good

>>84560044
>vision
Either he kills me himself or he starts hallucinating and thinks im his dead son

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>>84560245
no

>>84560044
Carnage-man?
I'm so saved my house burnt down and I've been shot off to mars on a SHIELD helicarrier somehow

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Afrika Bambaataa's got my back.

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>>84560044
Good to know my protector is CUTE

>>84560709
top kek

>>84560882
Now post the bullshit part next page.

>>84560709
Last I read was this.

>>84560044
Ghost rider, I think I'd be more than ok.

>>84560044
I think Wolverine will protect me just find.

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>>84560044
I'm thinking I'll be fine and he'll be doomed.

Carnage-man has got my back.

>>84561771
Nigga he has the worst track record against Spidey.

>>84561771
Wolverine has been defeated by Spider-man quite a few times.
He's just too slow, weak, and reckless.

>>84560932
The real question is whether Spider-man is white enough to resist those beats.

>>84560044

Harley Quinn

I'm pretty fucked.

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Come at me, bro.

>spider-man wants to kill me

>spider-man will protect me

But I love Spider-Man! Why would I talk shit about him?

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>>84560044
>read All-star Superman before bed last night.

Good luck with that Spidey.

>>84562154
>implying he couldn't cook up Kryptonite webbing

>MJ
That's pretty much the perfect answer.

>>84562037
>Reading comprehension

>Hardmode: If it's two Peter Parker's they both try to kill you.

Unless you're talking about Miles or something.

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>>84560044
I think I'm fine.

>>84560044
>Green Lantern
I just have to leave the planet for a while. He will cool down or forget about me eventually.

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>>84561771
You're done for buddy.

>>84562261
See:
>>84560882

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Same powers + Venom Blast + Minority Points = Easy Victory

>>84562296
So it ultimately depends who is writing the story.
Franks pretty popular these days and if he is trying to defend me clearly I'm not that bad a person, so I think I'll be fine.

>>84560709
One Above All is sucker for Peter's dick. Wouldn't happen.

>>84560762
hey maybe lois will date me to make superman jealous, r-right guys?

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>Judge Dredd

I confess to a crime and get sent to the cubes. Masked vigilante AND tries to break into an iso-block to murder someone under the department's watch? Spidey's drokked.

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>>84561771

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>Last comic I read was Future Quest

Got Space Ghost and Birdman to back me up. I ain't never scared.

>>84562368
>So it ultimately depends who is writing the story.
Literally the answer to every versus thread.

Fucking Paste Pot Pete could kill Superman if the writer wanted him to

>>84560124
Oldbo' or Fagbo'?

>>84560044
Fuck, I have two Spider-men against me, Im pretty fucked

>>84562370
I doubt OAA would hold Peter's hand through murdering some random guy. Or interfere at all really.

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He never even had a chance on his quest for vengeance.

>>84560044
>Constantine
I think I'm fine

Well safe from Spiderman anyway

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>>84560044
he dead

>>84560932
based

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Maybe Gwen could speak to his heart

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>>84560044
Undead Vampire Batman from Batman Crimson Mist

last thing i read was agent venom maybe i will be alright

>>84560932
Does he also try to molest you or Spider-Man?

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>>84560044
Scarlet Spider is already the pissed Spider-Man. This'll be good

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goddamnit

>>84562175

All-Star Superman is the keyword. He was immune to kryptonite. His powers went up to an 11, but essentially Superman had supercancer.

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>>84562740
Came here to post this

>>84564587
Aracely a cute

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>>84560044
He has dealt with worse but then again I might get killed before he stops spiderman.

>>84560044
>Lucifer

Yeah, I think I'm good.

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I guess it depends on which cable I get and if he just grabs spiderman with telekinesis and throws him into the stratosphere or if its old fuck cable and just tries to shoot him.

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Last thing I read was Watchmen
so do I get to choose who I want?
Cuz if so, Doc Manhattan is just gonna curbstomp Spidey.

>>84560709
He'll make a deal with him.

>Cable & Deadpool

Probably fucked with just Deadpool, same with just tech Cable but if I got Cable at the hight of his power Spidey is fucking toast.

>Calvin and Hobbes
I'm good.

>>84560044
>Batman Beyond comic

Terry and Spidey are pretty similar, but I'd say Terry has a slight advantage.

How the heck did I manage to make SPIDEY mad enough to kill? That doesn't seem very in character.

>Booster Gold

...I'm not sure how safe I am.

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>>84560044
This ought to be good.

>>84560282
Peter would overcome the bloodlust through willpower and his "nobody dies" mentality.

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I think I'm fine

>>84560044
>Spider-Man vs Superman Prime

Yeah, I'm fine.

>>84560044
>Alice from Tales from Wonder
Im dead but at least my dick is wet

>Secret Wars' Doom
I'm more concerned about the guy protecting me.

>>84560044
>Marshal Law

this... should be interesting