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So he had an open casket funeral. Was he buried in his glasses

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So he had an open casket funeral. Was he buried in his glasses or is his secret identity now known to the population of Smallville and the Daily Planet staff?
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If someone normally wears glasses, they'll be wearing them in the casket.
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How did he manage to shave his face before the discovery of kryptonite anyway?
Did he have to pull his facial hair out by hand, one follicle at a time?
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>>84317260
pleb

He shaves with his heat vision and a mirror/piece of his ship, although we haven't seen it in the DCEU.
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>>84317354
But how does he cut his hair?
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>>84317260
Its funny, I remember a razor add for man of steel, but I know for a fact that he uses lasers.
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>>84317112
When superman died in the comic they said that Clark Kent had been a casualty in the battle with doomsday that killed him

and then after Superman came back from the dead, they said that Clark had been buried under the rubble for 6 months or some unbelievable bullshit like that
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>>84317566
He was trapped in his bathroom or some shit with Thanksgiving leftovers.
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>>84317566
>they said that Clark had been buried under the rubble for 6 months

Gonna be hard to explain this considering he had an open casket funeral as Clark Kent.
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>>84317566
>Not using your death to become Superman 100% of the time
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>>84317415
It recedes on its own.
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>>84317415
Same way, more mirrors if needed. It's not like he doesn't have superhuman precision.
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I kind of assumed that the people of Smallville knew he was Supes because of the bus incident and then Zod's arrival but kept it a secret because most of the adults in the town now were the children he saved from drowning.
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>>84317727
ZING
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>>84317707
Clark doesn't want to be Superman 24/7. He'd go crazy if he had to be Superman 24/7. Being Clark Kent is Superman's way of relaxing.
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