Good Morning Everybody! How can your favorite uncle and

I want to change my gender.

Can you help me make a friend?

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>>84314095
Aw Shucks Uncle G I never look on point and new clothes are so so expensive. If only I could shape shift then I would always be stylish no mater what the circumstances.

>>84314095
I want my waifu to be real

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>>84314158
Well anon, as a person with alot friends can tell you is that to make friends you need to believe in yourself, find a person that shares your peticular interests and hobbies then you just need to know how to contact them and have fun

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I wish I was no longer $600,000 in debt.

I miss my crush
I doubt I'll ever see her again since we both finished high school
I really want to see her

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>>84314628
Shapeshift? Are you sure kid?

Golly Uncle Grandpa, every morning when I wake up I'm filled with the heaviest sense of dread. A feeling that everything I have done, am doing, or will ever do is for nothing. Both from the eventuality that natural entropy will wipe all that I ever was away from the world like ash in rain, but also that the poor choices of my fellow man are leading all of us down a road I never chose. Like I'm on a bus I can't get off of that's careening down the side of a mountain at the behest of the other passengers simply because they can scream louder than me.

What can I do, Uncle Grandpa?

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>>84314821
Yes Uncle G it's all I have ever wanted!

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>>84314866
Geez kid....what I can tell you is that sometimes in life we experience ups' and downs but we learn eventually that it's all a part of living and that whatever challenges we have or face we will always have our loved ones to fall back on, so I truly wish you the best of luck anon and stay safe alright?

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>>84314893
Ok...ill give it a shot ,hold still kid

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>>84314666
a waifu? what's that anon?

Uncle Grandpa, I really really want Pizza Steve's autograph.

I want to see Aunt Grandma nude.

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>>84315114
Wow! Are you a big fan of him too? You must have really good tastes, I'll go ask him!

>>84315191
and fucks durning the eternity

>>84314683
But Uncle Grandpa, people who like the same things I do disgust me almost as much as I disgust myself! Surely there's a way to get friends who aren't human garbage!

>>84314095
Uncle G how can i endure my mere existence?