>Be walking on the street >Find abandoned lucha libre mask

Masturbate

>>84275524
probably rob a couple banks

>>84275524
Spend a few hours explaining that the x on my belt doesn't mean that I'm a filthy mutant.

>>84275524
How superpowered are we talking, here?

Beat up everyone I pass.

>>84276344
Sounds like something a mutie would say

>>84275524
I would fly over to México and stomp a couple jobbers in a weekly basis

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Lots and lots of rape
Grape ape rape ape grape rape
Gonna ruin so many women with my ape cock

>>84277348
Gorillas have like 3'' dicks.
So.. No, you're not

Monkey hijinx.

I would fight the God Hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJR5xbgWXk4

i'd already be living the dream ngl. probably go mock the normie gorillas at the zoo

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>>84275524
Get McMahon on the phone.

>>84277081
super strength
stamina
blow energy bolts from your hands.

>>84275524
Take it off?

>>84275524
Join the Lucha Underground.

>>84275524
Is that young Lord Hater?

expand dong

>>84275524
I would throw my feces at passers-by.

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>>84278024
>Become first ape wrestler in WWE history
>do bide your time until you can kill Roman Reigns in the ring