What are the chances that Captain America would be born on July

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Zero percent, his family is from Ireland.

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>>84255614
>he thinks things in the comic universe take place by chance

>Steve Rogers was chosen specifically because of his ancestor and his birthday.
>Bruce Banner only became the Hulk because his father experimented on him.
>Tony Stark only became Iron Man because a robot alien was guiding him after he was adopted when aliens held his parents.
>There are three Jokers but the world's greatest detective couldn't tell.
>Peter Parker's dad created the spiders that would turn him into Spider-Man,
>Chuck Bartowski's dad created the Intersect.
>SHIELD was Hydra all along.

>>84255810
>Nick Fury has a black son and was secretly a space assassin who almost killed Spider-Man
>Ben Reilly was always Peter Parker but he wasn't

>>84255652
They moved here. Moved back. And moved again.

>>84255810
>>84255855
The Maximoff's parents were the Maximoffs, but they were really the Whizzer and Miss America, but they were really Magneto and his wife, but they were really the Maximoffs

>>84255810
That's some sweet pottery.

>>84255810
Also
>The cosmic rays that gave the FF their powers first passed though the body of a time traveling Mr. Fantastic, that's why they got powers in the first place

>>84255810
>>Tony Stark only became Iron Man because a robot alien was guiding him after he was adopted when aliens held his parents.

NO don't remind me of that shit!

>>84257486
No that's just a normal time paradox plot, and it kind of fits in with the FF's sci-fi.

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1000% possible

>>84255810

>Barry Allen is the lighting bolt that strikes Barry Allen

>>84255614
since this is comics, about 95%

>>84257560
Hessianazi
>Germans have always been nazis since the dawn of time
I love Americans

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>>84255614
That page reminds me of this godawful Megamind poster. Metroman especially.

>>84255614
But his family was from Ireland, he is a child of immigrants.

>>84255810
> wolverine was born from a mutant clan that evolved from canines
Although this has been fixed

>>84255652
There were Irish in the Colonies.
Mostly Convicts press ganged into the British army.

You could probably do something with that.

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Norman and Sandman are related because they have the same hair style

>>84257560
I like the costume besides the powered wig

>>84257630

Jack Kirby don't give a fuck, and can't pass up the word play

probably time travel bs too

Whenever I want to annoy my friends with nonsense writing I usually bring up Xorn.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xorn

>>84255614

About 4 out of 1776

>>84257702
Canines? Nono, actual wolverines.

>>84258116
freedom/10

>>84257584
But that's awesome

>>84257630
>Hessianazi
>>Germans have always been nazis since the dawn of time
>I love Americans
Germans haven't been Nazis since the dawn to time, but Muslims have been since Muhammad created the religion of Islam.

>>84257663
I love Mayhew. He's like a not lazy and good Greg Land. Actually hires models, takes pictures, and uses water colors to create the final product.

>>84255614
>captain America actual uncle was named sam

>>84257702
I thought they were otters

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>>84259808
Falcon has a nephew. That makes him an uncle named Sam.

>>84257544
It's still stupid and takes away the "freak accident" element

>>84257486
When did this happen?

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Nick Fury and Nick Fury's illegitimate black son Nick Fury saved Baby Obama from a time traveling Hitler's clone's ghost.

>>84257584
>Batman saved Bruce Wayne's parents, and inspired him to become Batman.

>>84262537
That can't be real. It can't be.

>>84257773
>There were Irish in the Colonies.

Scots-Irish more than proper Irish, though.

>>84262537
Isn't that just late term abortion? And wouldn't it have done a lot of good?

>>84262632

that's a great issue but i cannot remember what it is of.

>>84262537
>implying Original Nick Fury wouldn't hate Obama with a fiery passion

>>84255714
You're right. Doctor Manhattan did it.

>>84257584

That's so ridiculous it loops around to being brilliant, though.

Just like most Flash stuff.

>>84262705
Me neither.

I wish i knew.

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>>84262652
Really it can't be? Of all the shit you've seen, THIS can't be real? This is tame. I mean I didn't get into how it was also about BLM and it juxtaposed Black Nick complaining about BLM while White Nick complained about Civil Rights.

Dick Nixon was a literal supervillain who went evil because he was tired of all the red tape in Washington. Then he an hero'd.

>>84257773
No, the fact that he's the son of immigrants was part of his "the american dream" character concept.
>>84259221
No, his original secret origin, which is now non-canon, is that he was an artificially evolved wolverine. The current canon is that he is descended from a race of "humans" that evolved from canines instead of primates. And that's even stupider than him being a mutated wolverine.

>>84262705
I think World's Finest some time in the 70s, if we're thinking of the same one.