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Hello, My name is Neutral Ambassador, and I am indifferent every

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Hello,

My name is Neutral Ambassador, and I am indifferent every single one of you. All of you are living, breathing, people who spend every second of their day looking at objects. You are currently occupying part of the world. Honestly, have any of you ever felt anything? I mean, I guess it’s possible to talk about people because you have working minds, but you all take to a whole new level, unless you don't. This is like jerking off to pictures on facebook, possibly.

Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me up, or don't. I’m pretty much here. I was on the football team, and the basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “sports you like or are good at or don't like or are bad at”? I also get straight A’s, and have a neutral girlfriend (She just acknowledged my existence; Shit was SO adequate). You are all anons who should just do nothing. Goodbye.

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Kay.
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>>84196938
I have no strong feelings for or against this.
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>>84196938
What makes a man turn neutral? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you born with a heart full of neutrality?
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>>84196938
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you neutral bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Diplomatic Order of Planets, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Killbots, and I have over 300 confirmed kills of my own men. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire DOOP armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this universe, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Planet Express and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kip-po.
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What year is it?
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>>84196938
I offer this challenge to the Neutral. LOOK AT MY BUTT YOU NORMAL-FAG.
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>>84196938
>>84197211
>yfw you are reading this in their voices.
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>>84196938
>Straight A's.
>Not straight C's.

You blew it.
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>>84196938
>>84197211
This is great
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