>After Secret Wars ended, God Reed fixed Dr. Doom's face

>>84117310
Ben is a faggot. Even Deadpool grown out of muh ugly long time ago

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Christ

>>84117324
Deadpool can still masturbate

We've had this thread multiple times, Ben turns human once a week every year. It's also the only time he ages.

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>>84117333
not when it's so small he couldn't.

I'd rather be a badass rock monster, to be honest. I'm already an ugly bastard, might as well get some almost top-tier super strength and top-tier durability out of it. Cn't get my rocks off? Whatever, I'll find a hobby, like clobberin' terrorists and cartel members. Worst comes to worst, I'll find a private little geyser and mail mother earth some child support.

Don't see the big problem being the Thing.

>>84117472
Why not be able to transform?

>>84117481
1. That'd hurt like hell
2. Looks would not substantially improve
3. Anyone I don't like finds out about me being able to transform and it's sniper city every time I feel like getting into a car without flinstoning on-entry
4. That'd deprive my condition of any compelling drama, which is secondary in my list of needs only to food and water.

>>84117310
Because despite being a sperg of high caliber, Reed knows people. Ben's Jewish, so if he got transformed back into human he'd just start bitching about how he couldn't be a superhero anymore. As for Doom, fixing his face strikes at the very heart of his ego. Doom can no longer see himself as the Byronic hero triumphant under the injuries of those who oppose him; now he's just a pretty boy megalomaniac. And worst of all, he can't say or do anything about it without looking childish.

>>84117310
He was thinking about the Galaxy

>>84117310

Doesn't Ben turn human for a week once a year, and isn't his mutation a source of extreme longevity, as in he will live millennia because he only ages that week he is human, so he ages one week per year?

Apologies in advance for the long ass question to which I already know the answer.

I doubt Ben wants to be nigh-immortal, forced to watch his family and friends all age and die while he can only watch

>>84117681
what about like a watch or something that could turn him back and forth? shit, johnny can turn his powers on and off, why couldn't reed science up a way for ben to as well?

>>84118229

Franklin will be his best friend for millennia.

He sees humanity grow to the stars and becomes a revered sage.

He would do what you said anyways with regular longevity.

>>84118367

The reason given us that too much time has passed since he turned into the thing, so he can only change back every so often and not very long.