What does Quagmire even see in Lois? To the point that he wants

Are you seriously trying to work character motivation into Family Guy?

>>84087052
He doesn't see anything in her. He'll fuck anything with a pulse.

She's hot and he's never banged her.

he loves the big nosed ratchet-ass old as dirt women with c section scars with a voice like a catfight

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>>84087085
No, he legitimately loves Lois. It's not about DUDE GIGGITY LMAO, he's said it himself.

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>>84087052
Lois was a tramp turned into a good women so I guess he's projecting his desire to kick his addiction and be a good man on to her.
Of course this is just all retcons with Lois being a porn star and a hussy instead of a timid, jewish rich girl
And of course >>84087071

>>84087052
because she's supposedly the high school crush that got away and thanks to be being best friends with her husband, he now has to see her every day because they're next door neighbors.

that's why

He just really wants to fuck her and he can't have her
Think of Gaston from the beauty and the beast. Gaston had all these bitchs, specifically the blond bimbo sisters to fuck but he'd rather go after the woman who has no interest in him

Because the writers said so.

There is nothing anyone in the real world would ever want with Lois.

>>84087142
To be honest, Belle was hotter than the three blonde bimbos. At least in my opinion, I prefer Brunettes.

Literally everyone wants a piece of Louis, especially seeing as how Peter's dense enough to not notice anything going on unless a nigger's involved.

>>84087180
>There is nothing anyone in the real world would ever want with Lois.
Yes, Boco. That's because she doesn't actually exist.

>>84087265

Just saying, for some stupid reason there are people in the real world who think she's sexy.

It baffles me.

>>84087286

They're called casuals Boco

>>84087052
Seth's oc waifu.

So why did he think that he had any right to give Brian shit about wanting to bang Lois when he was shown to be just as eager to do it as well?

>>84087052
Quagmire is a sex addict, he is use to fucking any woman he wants, he's fucked Cleveland's wife and even Joe's wife before
he's never gotten to fuck Lois and that brings him to obsession

>>84088930
Quagmire knows he's an awful person. Brian is just a hypocrite.

>>84089100
I don't see how 'I know I am a prick' gives you any reason to high horse someone who isn't even half as bad.