ITT: Sum up your life in one Nedroid comic Hard Mode: One panel

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>>84060872
The flashbacks to stupid awkward shit I did as a teenager are getting worse.

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Just reading this one is painful.

>>84061182
Rip Harrison

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>>84061351

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If you replace candy with shitposting on the internet, that is...

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>>84061689
Why are you eating shitposts?
Do you snatch up the bait that easily?

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Prefect

>>84061112
I still flash back to stupid shit I did when I was in grade school. My reaction isn't as... visceral as the teenage shit, but it still makes me sad.

>>84061112
Hard to top this

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>>84060872
>>84061112
>>84061182
>>84061689

These are all pretty me, but here's an accurate one that hasn't been posted.

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Everytime someone compliments me, gotta run it through the sarcasm/patronizing filter

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>>84063399

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Is Reginald the most relatable character ever?

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Pretty much my attitude towards any of my goals and ambitions.

>>84063570

>Nigel Farage speaks with David Cameron before the referendum

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Fuck.

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I didn't use near enough sunscreen yesterday on the boat.

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There
Oh... it happened again... there goes my night...

>>84064051
We will always love you, Anon.

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why is this comic so relatable?
are we really such failures in life?

>>84063838

I remember one time my dad took my brothers and I to the a local water park one summer while my mom was away on a business trip. He forgot to remind us to put sunscreen on and we all ended up with sunburns so bad that I actually fainted from dehydration in the hotel bathroom the next day.

Nearly fifteen years later later I think he still feels guilty about it.

>tfw no fresh violin

>>84063581
Oh, yeah, this one.

It's gotta be this one.

Except that I have a job. I work at Walmart. I'd probably make more money on the dole.

>>84067053
Now we wait for the edit...

>>84067053
>Here CUMS Santa Claus, here CUMS Santa Claus...

>>84063838
>Go on a walk with my dad for less than two hours
>Get sunburned so bad I peel for the next week
I forget how little sunlight actually reaches me

>>84066871
THANKS OBAMA

>>84067587
only on /co/ i get cute naive responses like this despite the fact someone is going to be triggered by it

>>84064233
Came here to post this one.

>>84067641
It's a joke ya ding dong.

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>>84060872
It's like this thread was made for me.

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And I'll post this to cover most of 4chan in some form or another.

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>>84067731
yes, i didn't actually think you were thanking the president.

>>84067853
Yeaaaah this one hit a little too close to home

>>84067966
Go away.

>>84067966
That not what I meant ya double ding dong.

>>84067966
That wasn't me.

It was a joke, you wing wong

>>84067853
I want some Super Eat

>>84067966
>>84068156
Yeah you triple ding dong

>>84063399
Literally me to a T.
I still don't even understand anything about the economy beyond "you buy things with money".

>>84068253
ding ding ding dong dong dong?

>>84068122
>>84068150
>>84068156
>>84068253
>4 (You)'s in one night

it's like an early Christmas

>>84067853
This, except replace all the responsible adult activities with sleeping 12+ hours a day and spending the rest of the time fucking around on the Internet.

>>84068440
>12 hours of sleep a day

i can barely get 5 and i do jack shit

do you have some sort of condition?

>>84063816
>The last panel

Beartato why?

>>84068603
Reginald just couldn't handle the bantz

>>84061112
Teenager?
I still make suboptimal decisions.

>>84063816
>>84068603
Some cunt did the same thing to me but with my hairline, I'd never worried or noticed it before but now it really worries me I might go bald in my mid 20s.

>>84068469
Yeah, a chronic case of lazy-ass syndrome.

But seriously I don't know. My best guess is that it's my depression combined with not having anything worth getting out of bed for.

>>84063816
I swear I got looked at as if I had a dick growing out of my face during half of my undergrad.

>>84063838
use distilled white vinegar on it.

should take eome of the sting away

>>84068334
only on /co/ i get cute naive responses like this despite the fact someone is going to be triggered by it

>>84068938
It's a joke ya ding dong.

>>84061112
Man, I flashback to stupid shit I did in kindergarten. Get on my level.

>>84064233

Welp, looks like mine has already been posted.

>>84068106

Is the joke that he doesn't wear clothes anyway?

Fuck this thread is depressingly relatable

>>84069082
>kindergarten

but you were in kindergarten. up until maybe middle school is where your stupid shit should be accounted for

>>84069129
The joke is that based on his lifestyle choices Reginald does not think he is going to live for the next 24 days.

>>84068807
i'd say i'm depressed but my bed is so awful i rather get off it when i wake up. plus it usually takes alcohol to get me to sleep. i don't remember when i got more than 6 hours of sleep in a single night without waking up.

you should exercise (or better yet, lift) if you don't already. it forces you not to be depressed.

>>84068974
STOP NOW

>>84068440
High five nigga.

Fall asleep at 3 or 4 and wake up at 3 or 4?

>>84069480
this is fantastic

>>84069264

That's assuming he changes his socks every day. Or that he wears socks every day. Or ever.

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>>84064409
I wanna make it and be something. But what. Do I dare?

>>84067853
I hurts so much to have a vivid imagination. Sometimes I wish I could stop dreaming.

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anyone ever wake up in the morning and wish they could blow their brains out to return to the sweet bliss of sleep forever?
but for real, though, sleep is the single fucking greatest thing on the planet

>>84069619
But if you didn't dream, when would interesting things happen in your life?

>>84069640
dreams are my only salvation

>>84069640
I can only get to sleep now if I throw my arm over a second pillow. I never thought I'd understand so deeply what drives people to get body pillows.

Really the main reason I'd like a gf would be to sleep with them, quite literally. I can't imagine anything nicer than sharing a bed with a soft, warm girl to have your arms around. To fall asleep and wake up in that state must be bliss.

>>84069640
I just want to not wake up one day while in the middle of a good dream. Fuck reality. FUCK WAKING UP. WORST PART OF EVERY DAY.

>>84069647
Sometimes having a taste of something better is far more excruciating than never experiencing it.

>>84069640
I almost slept through a dnd session this afternoon because I didn't want to get out of bed but everyone kept texting me to get online and eventually it annoyed me too much to stay in bed.

I hate waking up, my life is legitimately terrible and even though I don't dream very often, I feel better just being in bed wrapped in blankets, like I'm secure and safe and nothing can harm me, I can just relax and sleep forever and everything might be okay.

>>84069764
>staying in bed for so long that the feeling of hunger motivating you to getup turns into a lack of energy, preventing you from doing as such

Feels empty, famalam

Ya'll fuckers need to learn to Lucid Dream.

Nothing would make the world better for you than being able to control reality in the dreamworld.

>>84069934
Go back to /x/

>>84069640
same for me too

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pls post more reginald, this thread made my night.

>>84070074
no please hes just a boy

>>84069727
This

>>84070226
He isn't going to learn the wonders of erotic vampire roleplaying and blitzing his dark majick energies while channeling the ghost of Ted Bundy anywhere else.

>>84063481
I know that feeling all too well.

>>84061112
I get noticeable reactions while flasbacking. Things like gasping or turning my head suddenly.
It only adds to the embarrasement.

>>84069640
Sleep pretty much is the greatest thing. My system is; two cheap pillows, the expensive pillow on top of those and my nearly deflated feather pillow I've had since I was a kid on top of that. Smaller fuzzy blanket folded in half behind my back(I have trouble remembering dreams as it is but they actually don't happen unless that blanket is there) And finally bigger main blanket thrown over me and kicked and tucked under my legs.

But my reality is I could sleep standing up in my workplace if I want to and am fairly comfortable in any position. I think that's my mutant power.

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>>84060872
Well, two panels, but that still counts, that totally counts

>>84060985
Either of those last two panels can be my Dante must die.

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>>84060872
I relate to this one

>>84070981
I've just recently beat six straight years of clinical insomnia. I now sleep from 3 or 4 AM until 11 AM (although my alarm won't fucking go off so I'm gradually fading back into the aggrivating nothingness of insomnia). Stealing this from some flick (Fight Club?) but having insomnia is like never being either really awake or asleep and it gets worse and worse as time goes on until I was quantifiably insane considering it worsened my BPD, OCD, dissociation, etc.
ANYWAYS, my layout is a blanket I've had for a few years in the prime of its life. Not "firm" yet not deflated. Not like a beanbag of cotton yet not like a sheet of almost nothing. Not hot and not ice cold yet naturally cool. This is THE example of the perfect blanket and it's huge.
A pillow I've inexplicably acquired over the years (usually no pillowcase). On my bed I'm about 14" off the floor which is nice and of course the lights are turned out except whatever comfort show I've seen one million times I have a kick for. I either fall asleep <5 minutes or get wrapped up in the show and watch a few more episodes. Thankfully it's now voluntary and not the result of insomnia.
Sorry for my ramblings but being AWAKE after so many years is like a constant state of euphoria. It sucks because when I try to explain it it usually comes off as a cliched metaphor.
>it was like I was asleep for years and am just now waking up
>my eyes were half shut for years on end but they're finally open
>for six years I averaged under three hours of sleep each night and a half hour of "real" sleep with not one single break in all that time but not anymore which is cool I guess

>>84071211
meant for >>84069640
I'm buzzed and tired. Goodnight and/or good morning.

>>84069727
It is. I used to fuck around a lot but I found real happiness when I settled down for the first time. At 25 it was a fucking revelation to learn cuddling is actually the most satisfying part of being with someone

Avoid casual sex, it ruins you

>>84069727

Sleeping with someone gets old. Every one I've ever slept beside is a bed-annexing sheet-stealer

>>84071341

Don't listen to this guy. Casual sex is amazing

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really this is me in the presence of anyone who has some sort of authority over me. I never know how to talk to them or what's okay to say to them

>>84071341
>>84071370
But who do I believe?

>>84071395
live your own life and make your own decisions.

>>84071395
Him, probably. My ratio of casual sex to legit relationships is like 20:1 and I'm mentally ill.

>>84071395
Just make none of your sex casual.

>>84071379
i actually froze up when i got pulled over by a cop and he came up to my window. i couldn't let go of the wheel because i was afraid i would get shot. i was stuttering my words and talked like a child. i surprisingly did not get a ticket.

>>84071370
>being a casual
>ever

>>84061112
>have excellent memory
>somehow remember only the embarrassing shit

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I'm not going to bother to check the thread to see if this has been posted. I'm just going to post the comic in my nedroid folder that I relate to the best right now.

>>84071486
>i got pulled over by a cop
>i was afraid i would get shot

Are you black?

>>84071843
LMAO that's so you, 4chan.

>>84061112
Came to post this one.

>>84063838
reminds me of one time I somehow sunburned my legs(and just my legs) so badly that I couldn't walk properly for like a week

>>84069510
kinda surprised I haven't seen a FNAF edit of this one

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This is the truest comic never written about me.

I'm a dapper little toxic boy.

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>>84064233
You beat me. Well, I'll claim this panel at least.

>>84069727

It's wonderful to sleep with another human. Id never be so foolish to take that great thing I've done for granted.

BUT.

It can get very hot very sweaty very uncomfortable and very numb very fast. You're kind of assuming the girk isnt gonna wanna kick you or roll around or fart all over you, but reality is a lot... bumpier than fantasy. Also smellier.

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>>84060872

>>84060872

>恐
>FEAR

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>>84069510
Asterix did it first, REEEEE.

>>84061112
It's hard to care about any of the embarrassing/illegal things I've done when most of them were done while wasted

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>>84072460
But anon. Alcohol's just a another kind of poison. Sometimes you wanna just end it all. Sometimes you wanna just forget it all.

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>>84064409

>>84071486
Just speak to the guy politely and address him as sir.

Don't be one of those faggots that yells and screams for no reason, proceeds to get pulled out of the car, detained, and then start yelling
>AM I BEING DETAINED????? ARTICLE 5 SECTION 53 OF THE LAW SAYS YOU CANT TOUCH ME. WHY ARE YOU GETTING MAD PIG? IS IT BECAUSE YOU RAN INTO A CITIZEN WHO KNOWS THEIR RIGHTS????!

Cops have stressful jobs dealing with drug addicts, alcoholics, and niggers all day. Don't be that faggot who just pushes his buttons and gets surprised when the cop gets pissed and just wants to get his day over with.

>>84072642

What if you are a nigger?

>>84072671
Niggers aren't people so the law doesn't apply to them.

You can't arrest niggers, so you shoot them.

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>>84067275
>Friend is high as fuck
>They ask nearby other friend if you're real
>They say yes because they're not a dick
>High friend is relieved
>Until you ask who nice friend is, because you ARE a dick

>>84072685

So what you're saying is that I have every right to be panicked and defensive around police officers.

>>84072733
Since you're a dangerous feral animal, yes.

If you'd like you can go back to Africa and be with your other feral animals that may or may not enslave and rape you.

>>84072753

I'm good.

>>84069727
I've never actually slept in the same bed as a girl for the night, even though I've had sex. It actually just sounds awkward to me.

>>84072796

I feel you, man. IT's strange to think about having someone willingly be that intimate with you for so long.

I've only ever done it with prostitutes and one girl who immediately wanted me to leave, and I've never had a girl actually love me, so the thought of cuddling with one for an entire night just makes me uncomfortable.

>>84068340
have another

>>84069510
This is its me way too well.

>>84072733
I'm a tall white blonde guy and I still get edgy around cops.
Never know when they're gonna snap after one too many bad days.

>>84072796
My limbs shoot out all over the goddamned place when I sleep. I've straight up kicked girls in the back while sleeping. I assume people who actually cuddle, as though they're generic lovers in a romance film, can sleep through the inevitable pins and needles feeling that spooning brings.

>>84072867

I think it's entirely reasonable to get edgy around cops, regardless of race. A gun-carrying person in a position of power who is often only educated at a high school level and can kill you or ruin your life at the slightest provocation with little or no consequences is pretty terrifying.

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>>84072721
Thanks for the cringe with that 9fag tier joke.

>>84064435
Definitely, if he is a decent human being.

>>84072928
Yeah. I had one point a gun at me once by a cop.
I was in the vicinity of a car chase/crash and an officer got out of his car with his gun drawn and told me and a few friends to get back.
Waved his gun across the group of us. Completely innocent bystanders. Really uncalled for.

>>84072969
People should not be allowed guns when they clearly don't have the required respect for proper firearm handling.

>>84072928
>with little or no consequences

That's some serious fear-mongering there. Cops aren't above the law themselves, no matter what bullshit the "progressive" media spews.

>>84069328
buy a new bed nigga

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>>84069727
>tfw cuddleslut with noone to cuddle with

>>84073130
>Cops aren't above the law themselves
Yeah, right.

>>84073130
It has nothing to do with the media.
It is a fact that they have unjustifiably murdered people and gotten away with it.
This is not just a US problem by the way. As much as America likes to think its special.
Its in every country.

>>84073179
Can you prove otherwise?

>It is a fact that they have unjustifiably murdered people and gotten away with it.
Give me names.

And if you even THINK of saying "Trayvon Martin" or any such bullshit, don't even bother.

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>>84073189
Anecdotal evidence is all I could give you right now.
I can't prove it, you won't believe me and no one cares.

>>84073237
That's because Anecdotal evidence is useless in any sort of argument, it's barely above "muh feelings". You need hard data to be able to make claims.

guys wait

we can't all be reginald

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>>84073175
You may be alone in bed, but you're not alone in life.

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Hard Mode: One panel

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>>84073278

>>84073254
That's exactly what I said.
Just fuck it. Fuck the cops, fuck you and fuck me.

>>84072094
...ouch.
fucking
ouch

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>>84069561
>>84069129

Why would you think he doesn't wear socks?

>>84072721
Reminds me of the bubble trick my friends would play on people their first time smoking pot. Basically one would mime blowing an enormous bubble around the victim, and then everyone outside the 'bubble' would pretend to have conversations, speaking silently as though there was a wall between them and the victim. It went on like that for a while, some people fell for it others didn't. I remember being aware that i was being tricked and that there was no bubble, but not being able to articulate anything, and i guess i was unusually open to suggestions, because i started to go along with the joke. I think i started panicking, then they popped the bubble.

I don't enjoy weed.

>>84072094
>>84064233
Combine these to get a summary of me.

>>84069740
Ignorance is bliss. Sometimes i wish i was an idiot so that i couldn't see my problems, better yet so that i wasn't terrified of everything, better still so that i wasn't unhealthily scared of my own mortality and the passing of time.

>>84073130
So why do cops never get punished even when they body slam twelve year old girls face first onto concrete for no reason then? Fuck cops. Fuck all of them. They break the law constantly and never get prosecuted. At worst they get temporary leave without pay until it blows over, usually paid leave or nothing.

>>84074150
They're glorified as symbols of justice, how could a police officer ever do anything wrong? As a result people would rather bend the rules than admit that cops are only human. Power corrupts, especially when you appeal to their ego. A person who sees themselves as powerful or important will sometimes start to see themselves as superior to others, which can cause them to see others as disposable, or to stop seeing them as human, they become sheep in the eyes of the lawman, and a shepard has control over whether the sheep live or die.

>>84074221
Most people I know are scared to visit the US, and it's not the gangs or rednecks they're afraid of. It's the cops. They're meant to be symbols of security but overseas American police have the reputation of the most dangerous gang in the states.

>>84074257
I do stage hand work, we got a raise doingbwork for this city festival.

had to keep it aueit because the last time it happened the police started arresting our crew on whatever they could find.

presumably someone was jealous of our pay raise. so there's my boss, on the phone, talking to cops or confronting them in person over 5 year old traffic tickets or 7 year old failure to appear charges that previously no obe had cared about.

they're just another racket. a socially important racket but a racket nonetheless

>>84069727
Sometimes.

Other times she steals the sheets and rolls over in the middle of the night. Or farts loud enough to wake you up. Or elbows you in the ribs. Or her shifting around drags the sheet across your feet just right and it's fucking ticklish and now you're awake from being tickled which always sucks.

Nah, for me, the real warmth wasn't sleeping together. It was lying in bed and chatting at night before we passed out. I miss that girl.

>>84072642
This causes the steroid monkey to chimp out because you're not respecting his authority, in my experience. And I'm white as fuck.

Maybe it's because I'm from Louisiana.

>>84073130
>What is qualified immunity and what are the complete fucking overreaches this doctrine has been used for repeatedly over the past three decades
>What is Warren v. District of Columbia and why is there a resulting distrust between civilian populations and police forces in the US

See me after class.

>>84073201
Oh, how cute, you're relying on the fact that people don't memorize the names of dead strangers from news articles and calling that a grand slam.

>>84074315
That's sweet anon. Whenever I've slept with a bf they usually get annoyed because i kick quite hard in my sleep. It has been bad enough to result in separate beds. I like being close to someone, physical intimacy without it being sexual.

>>84074365
The only time I've spoken to a cop was when i got arrested for attempting to break into an abandoned building. I was scared shitless and under 18 so i got kind of lucky. They still threw my stuff around and broke my camera though. I'm a white nerdy girl with glasses, and I'm pretty sure the camera thing wasn't intentional, but they weren't delicate.

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>>84073278

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>>84060872
>ITT: Sum up your life in one Nedroid comic

>You can't see it, but it's there.

>>84074411
>Warren v. District of Columbia
Yanks sure are crazy

My police might be corrupt and untrustworthy, but it would never admit to something like this.

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559,234 miles per hour around the center of the milky way galaxy
(look it up)

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This one's perfect for me.

I live in a world of benevolent indifference, and that's just the way I like it.

>>84074799
Space scares me, there are so many ways it could kill you, like asteroids, gamma ray bursts and everything else in-between. But at least it's pretty to look at.

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>>84074839
We found what makes a man neutral.

>>84074858
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqZXPX0CiQI

>>84061112
Yeah, this. But remove the "as a teenager."

>>84074850
I live in an urban area and have never been able to look into the true night sky.

th-thanks modern world

>>84075088
>have never been able to look into the true night sky.
You should go camping, you'll be able to see it quite well but go during the Fall, it's better during that time. The summer haze is usually gone during the nighttime.

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>>84075088
get to the woods man.
tfw grew up in the midwest northwoods, with relatives and my own parents all having cabins. Minnesota is based, we don't have an ocean, but we got the north shore + boundary waters. Seriously, go to the woods for a weekend.

>>84073304
i would love a bigger version of this

It may be a bit off topic but does anyone know what software these comics are done with?

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>>84075223
You're welcome.

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>>84063581
This is it. This is all of it.

>>84075244
It's in the FAQ, you blockhead.

>I draw them using a Wacom Cintiq tablet with a program called Manga Studio

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>>84073284
he looks just like me

>>84073175
I just want to be loved.

>>84075845
what a fucking cunt
this boy is forever doomed to fear woman and have a low self steen
I think he is here posting with us

>>84075845
Aw, that smile he had after doing it is heartbreaking.

>>84074411
>Warren v. District of Columbia.

This is fucking disgusting.

The DCPD should /not/ be the branch used to issue rulings on police procedure in the United States.

>>84076000
I know it's summer, but isn't there some sort of summer school or summer camps? Either way minors aren't welcome here so fuck off.

>>84076152
I'm not a minor you cunt
go the /co/mblr meme is true, go shave your disgusting purple cunt whore

>>84076232
Sure you're not. Tell your mommy so she can be proud of what a big boy you are.

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>>84075244

>>84076152
Everyone knows /co/ isn't affected by Summer.

They all go to popular, normie boards like /tv/, /sp/ and /v/.

>>84076349
>/co/
>not a popular normie board
Is this bait?

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>>84063816
Reminds me when I keep telling my girlfriend she has a square face

>>84076349
>They all go to popular, normie boards like /tv/

/co/ is /tv/ now, sorry to break it to you.

>>84076374
normies don't like comics OR cartoons, dude.

Maybe 10 year olds at best.

>>84069934
This.

If you don't masturbate before bed, it's easier to do. Then, you can do it in your dream, which feels 3x better for some reason. You picture whoever it is you want to copulate with, proceed, and sleep-fuck your mattress/ pillow via dry rub into climax.

Better than any girlfriend or fling I've had to date, too. At getting me off, not being better overall or some sort of replacement to companionship.

>>84076406
>b-but I'm a special snowflake with special snowflake interests that normies don't like r-right?

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>>84076406
>He thinks /co/ is still about comics and cartoons and not just mediocre cape movies

>>84069934
It seems too complicated to me.

The process involves somehow recognizing patterns in your dreams, which is very hard to do when you're dreaming, and constantly checking if you're dreaming or not, like a crazy person.

>>84076535
Yeah, it's pretty crazy, but it works and when you get it, it's great.

Just give yourself a tell. Do something that you can only do in real life, like read a specific line from a book every few times a day, specifically read it, don't just remember it. Since written text doesn't work in dreams, if you get yourself to read the text but it fucks up, you can realize you're in a dream, and then do anything. If you don't shock yourself into waking up.

>>84076535
>not checking all the time if you're dreaming or not
It's really easy. Just shitposting in 4chan, rereading your old posts and checking the hour is enough to confirm that you're not dreaming.

>>84074315

Naw, one of the best parts of a relationship was being able to fart in bed real loud and have them react by laughing and punching you in the back. Or stealing the covers (because I roll up in them) and having her unroll me and then hit me in the face with a pillow before going back to sleep.

>>84076535
Convincing yourself that you want to be aware that you're dreaming worked for me, but it's not consistent. I have little control over my dreams though, but I'm pretty sure it's because my brain just goes "no, fuck you" combined with a bit of uncertainty that maybe its not actually a dream so I don't want to do anything particularly idiotic and the fact that I'm a light sleeper. It gets weird when you start worrying that moving around in a dream might cause you to move in reality.

>>84076535
>constantly checking if you're dreaming or not, like a crazy person.
Nah, it just takes one or two clearly unreal events or circumstances to let me know. I'll be having a dream about being at work and realize that one of my co-workers is someone I haven't seen in years and is the wrong age. Or that I have no memory of the place that I'm working, or something completely absurd happens in the dream. Once that happens, I get this feeling like being underwater (sense of balance and gravity not matching what I see) and start to come out of the dream.

When this happens, stare at your hands. This grounds you in the dream, because of deep-seated hand-eye connections in your subconscious. Once the underwater feeling subsides, I just grab the nearest female in the dream and do whatever I want.
>>84076598
>written text doesn't work in dreams
This is false. I saw that episode of Batman too, but it's bullshit. I have read things in my dreams before.

>>84076598
>If you don't shock yourself into waking up.
This happens to me every time I realize I'm dreaming.

>what the fuck is happening here
>is this a dream
>it's a fucking dream
>so why don't i just wake up
>proceed to wake up in sleep paralysis

It fucking blows that the only thing I can do is wake myself up and then not move for who knows how long.

>>84076855
I heard that looking in a mirror while you're dreaming makes scary shit happen. Is that true?

>>84076869
Sleep paralysis is the worst, I get it every time I manage to fall asleep on my back, which fortunately isn't that often. Try caring less, don't expect anything and don't be surprised at anything. I'm pretty sure that when you're aware enough to know it's a dream you're close to waking up so that's not going to help but you can usually tell just how close you are to being awake.
>>84076899
Dreams are different for everyone. Every "fun fact" about dreams is just bullshit.

>>84076899
Dunno, I don't think I've ever looked into a mirror during a lucid dream.
For me, realizing that I'm dreaming is always RAEP TIEM and/or GODMODE BERSERK.

>>84076941
Some of them are consistent among people. Like reading, you may be able to read normally in your dreams but if you try to read it again the text will change. The same thing happens with clocks.

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>>84076941
Only ever had sleep paralysis once I think. It was like last month. It was like I woke up while still sleeping. But it didn't feel like I opened my eyes. More like a second pair of eyes opened. I was just looking at my sleeping body. I wasn't scared or terrified, more curious at the fact that I was still in deep sleep yet awake.

I learned I snored that day. More of a semi out of body experience than sleep paralysis. Wish it could happen again. Maybe the fact that I'm a heavy dreamer helped evoke that situation.

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>>84067195

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literally me

>>84077115
That's not a "fun fact" that shows that dreams have some set rules that apply to specific things, that's just the consequence of the way dreams work. They aren't logical and have to change so things like text will likely change or be unreadable for most people. I usually have dreams based on concepts rather than fully visual so I can't see the details but occasionally I have very HD dreams where I can see everything very clearly, imagine a blurry video where you can't see the faces but you know who each person is.
>>84077233
For me it's feeling like I'm too lazy to move even though I know I can't, always feels like I'm going to suffocate too.

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>>84077389
Perfection

>>84077421
>imagine a blurry video where you can't see the faces but you know who each person is.

Worst part of my dreams is that nobody's identity stays the same. Not even my own. Sometimes I'd be in a first person perspective and then shift into third. Every time I recall the last dream I had, some significant character will always change into someone else. The lack off consistency is frustrating but it's always good idea material. I need to keep a journal nearby.

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This thread is so strange, yet so cozy. I like the off topic.

I've been trying to lucid dream for a while, and once It worked. I ran like the flash, and it was probably the best I ever felt.

>>84061112
This but worse. I was almost exactly like that "It's a meme, you dip" kid. Especially:
"Oh, real original. You come up with that...off the top of your head?

>>84077593
Same, man. I remember recently dreaming about being on some kind of blind date but then the date's flesh started rotting with maggots everywhere. It became me hiding away hoping not to be caught by this horror shit. Eventually though what was originally a hilltop condo became a cruise ship and everything became honky-dory. My attitude seemed to match the situation without dissonance as it went from beaming to fear to content without skipping a beat.

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>>84077813
I once shifted from high school to a park to a strange glacier in the middle of the ocean with fire coming out from various holes. It was a like a Legend of Zelda puzzle. All of a sudden the glacier is a whale and we're rescuing some cruise full of people. I learn to get to know every single individual on board and my dream then takes on the format of a literal sitcom as wacky cruise shenanigans ensue.

>>84061182
Harrison is my spirit animal.

>>84077813
>>84077909

When I was younger I had a recurring dream (maybe five times?) about being in Jimmy Timmy Power Hour 3, and becoming the cool kid in town. By racing.

>>84076152
>He said something I disagree with.
>I can't think of an appropriate way to tell him so though....
>I'll call him young!

Great insult buddy, upvoted.

>>84075088
thank you!

Me irl

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>>84078007

>>84071235
Shit, it's true.

>>84074839
If you live in a world of benevolent indifference, how can you possibly like something? Hm?

>>84061825
I remember this anime, the first few episodes were okay but the rest was crap

>>84072753
Oh, FFS.

Don't be mad at strangers for stupid things your mother did.

>>84079642
It's a very mild like.
"It's okay."
"It's fine."
Most people assume you're thinking it's shit but you don't want to say it, when really you're fine with it at best and meh at worst.
Nothing wrong with meh in the daily grind.

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I have no discipline

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>>84077947
>>84077909
>>84077813
I managed to have a dream starting out on a date with a (fictional) girl from school, walking round a coastal version of the town I lived in. The pirates who ran it then captured her and drove off in their pirate truck, went to rescue her and inside the truck was bigger than outside, and it was like the mine in Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. I rallied the miner slaves and I became the Mask: we took on the pirates, rescued imaginary girl and it ended with a full musical number with Cuban Pete playing.

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me

>>84076787
>It gets weird when you start worrying that moving around in a dream might cause you to move in reality.
don't worry, sleep paralysis' got your back on that one

>>84076899
first and only time I looked into a mirror in a dream I saw myself like I was in the dream (some dude with steampunk garb)

hey, at least I was someone instead of going 3rd person or RTS mode

>>84084022
I'm a paranoid person, and I have no way of checking without waking up. Besides, I'm not completely concious when dreaming even if I'm enough to know it's a dream.

>>84071485
So he lost the fight against the ghost of future christmas?

>>84069640
Whenever I go to sleep I think about the lighter by my bed and the bottles of lighter fluid out back and how easy it would be to soak my bed and room and burn away myself and everything I own.

>>84067053
Now I really want the wizard, Beartato and butt emojis.

>>84074147
That entire story makes me think your only experience with weed is watching GTA characters smoke.

>>84061112
This shit stops me in my tracks sometimes

It's dreadful.

>>84072094
Ouch
I'm the kind of person that if is not invited to hang out will not do anything outside

>>84085667
I'm the kind of person that doesn't get invited to hang out. Period.

>>84075257
>>84073304
This would make a pretty great banner.

This reminds me of regular show.

>>84084808
I read that when you remember something you're actually just remembering the last time you remembered it, not the original event. This is how memories can get distorted, if you always retell a story with a bit of it different eventually you might even believe that yourself.

So, what I've been doing recently, and it might work for you, is when you remember this, don't just cringe internally, just sit there and remember it until you don't feel bad about it anymore. Work through it consciously, it might take a minute or so but it usually works, you can't help that initial first reaction but hopefully the NEXT time it comes up you don't react as badly, and then you just keep doing that.

Perhaps it's just wishful thinking but it's been helping me a good bit the last few months, slowly working through all my shitty memories.

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god fucking dammit but this is happening to me right now

>>84084740
How so? I wasn't hallucinating, i just couldn't think clearly. I knew they were fucking with me but i couldn't find the word to say that.

>>84061112
I don't why but recently I've been getting an influx of cringe tier memories
They won't go away, why can I not remember what happened just yesterday but remember all this shit from years ago ;_;

>>84089976
alzheimer's

>>84061112
I'm actually up because I remembered my time spent in differing facilities due to my lackluster temperment as a teenager.

2 years Anon. 2 years.

>>84088020
It's just corn Anon, you can cheat walk through it if you're really lost.

Why is Nedroid the only good webcomic out there?

>>84063726
last panel my dmd

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>>84061112
Yeah, that one's a /thread for me.

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>>84092800
Don't be that guy, Anon. Plenty of good shit in all the various flavors and genres you'd want.
Even the lewd.

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me in da clubb

>>84074150
Then maybe the twelve year old should learn to respect authorities and follow direction and quit being a dumbass.

>>84087715
Yes, but nedroid is good.

>>84063581
There we go

>>84060872
>>84060985
>>84063637
>>84067275
Nedroid has the cutest girls, though.

>>84072039
WHy did he throw him off a bridge at the last panel?

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>>84076000
low self steen

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>>84080267
Shut up, Muromi-san was underated as fuck

>>84068805
I started going bald at seventeen. I'm 26 and shave myself bald.

invest in an electric trimmer or five blade razor

>>84095466
his love turned to fancy

>>84063838
What does it feel like to be sunburned?

>>84095712
literally cute girls doing cute things

it's a good "anime" in the sense that it's what catter to the anime population taste.

>>84095943
like a burn, it's literally like being burnt.

they are varying degrees but it can get pretty bad.

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>>84093279
Fuck me.

>>84072753
>katie went to prom with tyrone
>instead of me, a nice guy
>fucking niggers

>>84069640
I go to bed every night hoping I never wake up.

Every morning I get disappointed.

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>>84095943
so you know how when you move your skin stretches and contorts along with the piece of you that moves? imagine feeling like you are being actively burned by an open flame whenever your skin does that.

>>84077420
>Facade.png

>>84074147
>Ignorance is bliss. Sometimes i wish i was an idiot so that i couldn't see my problems, better yet so that i wasn't terrified of everything, better still so that i wasn't unhealthily scared of my own mortality and the passing of time.

I feel you man

>>84093774
I dance like Beartato when no one is watching

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>that moment of relief when you pass through the stores detectors and they dont go off
everytime

>>84064635
This one. I came to post this one. I've specifically had this conversation come up.

>>84061182
>days
Fuckin' normie.

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This is me

>>84101436
Probably the closest to me, I think.

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Could just use the last panel I guess

>>84063481
For me, it's not even really a filter. It's more like a "Compliment me on my work, will you? WELL FUCK YOU TOO"

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>>84060872

>>84072721
>stoner "humor"

>>84105710
Does anyone have that reaction image of where Reginald is in front of a computer with him asking, "Is this my life now?"

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>>84105710
>Washing hands is a metaphor for doing a skilled job for almost ten years for less than entry-level pay
Stockholm Syndrome is real and it's a nightmare.

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>>84070191

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>>84070191

>>84101436
My normie younger brother keeps trying to encourage me to get a job

I wish he'd just give up on me like I have, his positivity is insufferable

>>84069640
I was once in a hotel room sleeping and the fire alarm went off at 4 am. I just decided to burn to death cuz the bed was too comfortable. Luckily it wasn't a real fire.