Why aren't father-daughter teams more common in neither

>>84031126
Misogynist writers always kill off daughters in horrible ways.

>>84031126
Make your own. I'd read it.

FATHER DAUGHTER TEAMS ARE FOR LEWDS ONLY

>>84031154
or the opposite just so they can write a strong female protag

>>84031126
Because nobody enjoys hanging out with their parents. At least, I certainly hope not.

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Batman and Robin are pretty much always the best father-daughter team.

>>84031126
Why would you want that? Dad simulators have taken over AAA video games and fuck are they boring.

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>>84031206
>TFW Helena Robin will never apear again.

>>84031189
Parents get funner the older you get. Only lame young people (teenagers and twenty-whatevers) think parents are lame. Once you hit thirty suddenly they're the best friends you could ask for, but by then they're old and sick.

Young people are shit.

Star Girl and her dad are a team aren't they?

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>>84031266
>parents
>friends
Pick one.

>>84031266
You obviously lucked out on the parent pool
There are cool parents and there are lame parents
I have lame parents, but my best friend has cool parents

parents can be super lame, teenage angst aside

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Best father daughter team.

>>84031230
The potential for cute is high

>>84031288
Isn't he a Meccha?

>>84031126
Because people will ship them. If a show came out with this premise, the first reply to the first thread would be "porn when"
And the porn will come 60 replies later because of a generous draw fag, and then it will never stop

>>84031299
Literal 12 year old detected.

>>84032699
Loser with no social skills detected.

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>>84031126
The Last of Us showed it can be done pretty well, and can be done with the daughter character also having her own agency in the story. I'm not sure why more authors haven't followed suit.

>>84032947
>>84031299
Sorry that you had terrible parents anon

>>84032998
Because last of us was boring

What about mother/son?

>>84033196
Counterpoint: Troy baker is a great VA

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>>84031299
>Emma Watson reaction image

Opinion discarded.

>>84033224
And a total qt

>>84033224
Shame too, all he plays nowadays are bland, brown-haired white protagonists.

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>>84031154
A bit of this and chauvinism where if a father and son team up, it's cool. Actually mother and daughter teams are fine too.

But if it's Father-Daughter, it's considered child-endangerment, as a father is supposed to be over-protective of their daughter.

Though now I want to see something like a father, whose a low-level metahuman mutant with just enhanced reflexes and slowed aging trying to continue their crimefighting career while their adult daughter with basically superman powers acts stupidly overprotective of him.

>>84033272
Alot of it is also that they just aren't sure how to write a Father/Daughter team-up. The dynamic between fathers and sons and mothers and daughters is obvious and easy to write. The dynamic between a father and daughter is far less obvious.

Actually now that I think about it, the thing that authors really don't know how to do is Mother-Son team-ups. I'm not sure if i've ever actually seen that in a story.

>>84033319
I remember all these pics of a cat boy and a cat MILF super hero team going around /co/. Forgot what that was about, but I had the impression that it was based on actual comic book super heroes? Lots of /ss/ subtext.

>>84033319
>other-Son team-ups. I'm not sure if i've ever actually seen that in a story.
It's vidya but Halo until 343 went ahead and turned it into a fucked up love story between autist and robutt.

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>>84031172
I like my father daughter teams to be near-lewd.

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Because is hard to appeal.

Post comic writers cant write proper females. Now you want to add layers and bring in a complex mature father-daughter relationship?

Also DC had Stargirl and Stripe
, who was her step dad. I liked their relationship. For marvel I remember MC2's Mayday and Peter. Mainstream universe always had fun interactions between Valerie and Reed

Not to get all /v/ but the banner saga has a father daughter element and its fairly /co/ for a game.

>>84033386
thing is, with black Cat and Kitten, the relationship was meant to be a bit more of a mirror between Bruce Wayne and Robin who are adoptive figures.

Plus, for whatever reason, Kitten could never figure out Black Cat and his adoptive mother are the same damn people.

>>84033319
I suppose that is true. It is funny though how often authors tend to stumble on excellent surrogate father/daughter dynamics like with Logan and... a lot of his wards. (and weirder in that Logan's only biological CHILD is a son and he's got a crappy relationship as I recall)

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>>84032947
sure is summer here

>>84033265
Have you heard his Jazz(Transformers) impression? It is on point.

>>84033265
counterpoint: actors play the roles their directors ask of them. Troy Baker hit it off with Booker DeWitt...

And now everyone who hires him wants him to be or at least use his Booker DeWitt voice, even when he's a spess spy for the Galactic Republic.

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It should happen more often.

The majority of comic writers aren't very good writers overall and that's why, OP. Family relationships are deeply complex and require both characters to have clear agency (or the lack-thereof can be a major plot point in and of itself) and to have a nuanced, believable relationship. That's extremely hard for many writers trying to write superhero stuff because there are certain expectations like regular deadlines and tie-ins and shit. Sometimes that just gets left by the wayside, or it's just far easier to go in a different direction. Father/son and mother/daughter relationships are easier to write because one can make them rather similar with minor differences. Father/daughter and mother/son are very different, careful relationships to craft believably.

As a guy, my favorite parent/child relationships in stories are father/daughter because even though I don't ever want kids, there's still an innate sense of protection in me and I can easily place myself in the role of the father figure in the story. There just aren't many that do it very well which is a real shame.

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>>84032573
There's nothing wrong with that

>>84031126
big daddy and hit girl from kick-ass
darkwing duck and his daughter
...
that is all i got

>>84031126
Why aren't there more father-daughter r34 pics?

>>84031126
Good fathers are an increasingly rare trope in cartoons.

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These two count right?

>>84031126
read Unsounded

>>84031126
The Kickass movie with Nicholase Cage dad was great.

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Because dads are ASSHOLES.

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We already had these two

Fuck, I can't find that pic of Violet and Bob passionately kissing!

>>84031126
Most people in the industry are males with abandonment issues (male equivalent of daddy issues)... they have little to no experience with women with daddy issues, and a team up without issues is not really interesting.

What about Body Bags?

>>84031126
You're saying that like mother-son superhero team-ups are even a thing outside of bisexual shota themed hentai doujinshi.

>>84031126
because its creepy

>>84038731
This, mother and son team ups are far more rare than father and daughter stories.

>>84031126
>>84035324
OP, are you that crazy canadian girl that wants to fug her dad?

>>84031266
As an old fuck approaching 30, I can confidently call this bullshit. Parents are just people, as such, they can be anywhere at all on the suck scale. They aren't going to magically become your friend just because you're related. In fact, most often family members hate each other, but still care for each other because they are family. Being good friends with your parents is actually rare. I love mine, but I hate going out with them because we have absolutely nothing in common, including our ideas of what a fun time is or what is an interesting conversation topic.

>>84038957
This. I've gotten chummy with my dad and I really enjoy our discussions, but not so much with my mother. I mean, I love her very much, but she isn't one for conversation and I don't think we're ever going to reach that point in our relationship. She's even told me that she has trouble seeing me and my sibling beyond a certain age - ages we passed more than a decade ago.

>>84038731
>like mother-son superhero team-ups are even a thing outside of bisexual shota themed hentai doujinshi.

tell me more

>>84031126
They don't want to feed incest fetishists like Op.

>>84031299
hnng

>>84039390
Niku Ringo NIPPON CHAMBER

>>84031266
it's more like parents chill out, unfortunately that doesn't make them better people. in a lot of ways it's infurating, like why the shit weren't you this chill before? and howcome you arent holding onto the values you instilled in me?

>>84032998
if 'not a dad but just a guy that rescued you' counts then there's tons. often in the zombie genre.
otherwise yeah there's too few of those. obvious reasons: the whole fantasy is about protecting someone weak in a shitty dangerous world.

>>84039711
Gracias

>>84039711

Well enjoy your snuggeling then

>>84033319
>Actually now that I think about it, the thing that authors really don't know how to do is Mother-Son team-ups.
That's because Momma's Boys are looked downed upon.

>>84039905

children are a lot of work, meanwhile you dont have to do anything to look after another adult

plus most people are bad parents lmao, I never thought my parents were lame

>>84032998
She wasn't his daughter. She was his future wife. It's the end of the world. It don't matter. None of this matters.

>>84039711
Are you the one who looks like Cass Cain, or did we get another that I'm just finding out about?

>>84040294
>She was his future wife
really?

>>84039711
>Parents find some daddy/daughter stories on my laptop, including some I wrote
>They have a long talk with me about it, it's the most embarrassing day of my life
>A few weeks pass and life goes on
>Suddenly my dad wants to hang out all the time and is always asking me if I want to watch a movie
Are you serious? Fucking gross

>>84041340
Maybe he thought it was a fruodian thing caused by not being there or something?
Or maybe he wants to bond with someone who shares the same fetish.

>>84041214
No, it's just a meme since Ellie is immune to the virus and so people say she needs to have immune kids.

Though it's true she's not his daughter, but she basically is by the end of the game.

>>84041340
Are you a grill? And how old are you that your parents snoop trough you PC and have to give you talks? Also are your stories any good?

>>84037420
I can picture Clarissa becoming a Punisher type.

>>84041340
whatta fucking tease you are

Steel and his daughter do some stuff at times I think

>>84032573
>Because people will ship them
tbqh, ppl will ship ANYTHING

>>84036352
>most daughter are underage
>burgers will hound you as literal paedophiles if you draw underage pussy
>normie shits find incest icky and gross

>>84033550
Image Searching doesn't work. What is this from?

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>>84037420
>mfw

>>84043049
It's Architecture and Mortality by Brian Azzrello.

>>84039711
Plase tells us how it went down, I wanna fap really hard tonight

Do Ozai and Azula count?

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>>84043102
It's funny that the only comic that featured these two together had incest jokes. really makes it hard not to see sexual tension between them even when you know there isn't.

>>84041784
No. There's a reason I don't post em anywhere!

>Have a healthy relationship with both of my parents
>Even when divorced
>They even still get along courteously with one another.

Am I an anomaly?

>>84043483
silent majority. most ppl are like you
the ones that are fucked complain and go in to the arts

>>84043542
God damn do I recognize this. All my friends who are more artsy or creative have awful relationships with their parents, like holy shit. Almost seems like a point of pride saying how awful or estranged they are from their parents.

>>84043251
Were they the filthy kind of bad or the cringy kind of bad?

>>84043251
Ah, I get it. The talk with your parents was about how you should give up on your dream to become a writer?

>>84041656
>Ellie is immune to the virus and so people say she needs to have immune kids.

But wouldn't she still be a carrier, like a typhoid Mary case.

>>84043974
The 'What's a second draft?' kind of bad.
>>84043976
It had that effect, yes.

>>84044086
It's sorta unclear. At one point she bites a guy and tells him he's infected now, but she was just trying to distract him so she might have been bullshitting.

>>84043612
All of my arty friends who have problems with their parents are also kinda slutty
My non slutty art friends have great relationships with their parents

I guess it just depends on how they were raised

>>84044187
>It's sorta unclear.

Sounds like a risky thing to go in raw. I would at least have her bite, or inject fluids from her into an animal to see if it turns.

>>84031266
I am in my mid 30s and still hate my father. I pray to a god I no longer believe in every day for his swift death.

>>84044162
So... is your dad even hot? How many point are you apart on the X/10 scale?

>>84031126
Because people will start shipping them like they do with Elsa and Anna already
And I'd be totally fine with that

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>>84032275
Mecha SO last year.

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Close enough

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>>84040022
I very much did.

>>84040332
Yeah I'm the one that looks like Cassandra(according to some thirsty nerds) and dresses like Marceline the Vampire Queen(according to me). I'm not the only one with the daddy-daughter thing tho, there are several of us all over 4chan, I made a very good friend from all of this on /fit/.

>>84041340
Share some of your stuff, please

>>84043116
The movie was awful, dad wasn't getting it and he passed out so I took off my shoes and tucked myself under his arm to eat popcorn and enjoy how soft and warm he is. It was fucking wonderful. If I wasn't such a coward I would have popped out his dong and started sucking on it.

Gonna go to bed now.

>>84031126
Honestly it's likely to end in death or rape

>>84045467
But what if the comic ISN'T written by an edgemaster?

>>84045467
That's misandry.

>>84045467
What?

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>>84031154
>>84033272
>Misogynist
>chauvinism

How are those gender studies degrees workin out for you

>>84031126
It's weird, disgusting and gross.
Older men hanging out with younger girls is super creepery.

>>84042997
>normie shits find incest icky and gross

Not anymore. It's one of the most popular kinds of porn now. I guess society's fucked or something.

>>84047520
>It's one of the most popular kinds of porn now
Source: your ass.

Just because people don't puke when they watch GoT, doesn't mean incest is an acceptable fetish now. And the only place it's prolific is hentai manga and 34, normies don't view either. Especially since both most often involve underage characters.

>>84047520
>Implying Tumblr is representative of society
Oh well I guess everyone actually loves girls with dicks now.

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Only criminals endanger their children by exposing them to super danger. Any kids they get killed have to be adopted.
>>84031154
>>84031188
>>84033272
Idiots.

>>84032947
That's your future if you keep coming here.

>>84031299
>>84033235
Do not post off-topic image macro replies outside /b/.

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>>84038763
I must have missed that thread.

>>84042948
Say that again in English, you baka.

>>84047481
lol the fuck?
This sort of thinking is why the world is a fucking mess.
Families are disgusting and wrong!!!!
Oh for fuck sakes.

>>84040101
This really. It's such a bad thing for a boy to love his mom, all the gay jokes made, which is weird cause adult men are all about being "family men."

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>>84040101
And daddy's girls aren't respected. Almost no one has a good relationship with their parents. The only reasons to have a paretn/child team in a story is 1) to write for children, 2) to sell crap to 30+ singles mindfucked into wanting kids despite knowing better, or 3) lewdness. It rings less true than a vampire nazi gorilla to anyone without those interests.

>>84032998
Because The Last of Us was a true rarity, the interactions between characters and psychological depth of the characters was the result of not only masterful design but also quite a bit of luck, a Freudian slip if you will which allowed them to crate something real.

People don't want to portray Father/Daughter interactions because of the reasons which have been insecurely put forward by the 4chan users in this thread, because it is always about sex at some level (which is not to say there are not many other, even deeper, elements at play).

It is that tension that has to exist in interactions. And it's not something that can be the focal point of the writing, just like it isn't the focal point in our interactions with everyday people but it is an unconscious psychological drive which affects our actions.

What would lead one man to trek all the way across the country, putting his life in jeopardy for this one little girl?

[To honor the last wishes of his girlfriend? Sure, a valid reason.

To save humanity? What could be a nobler cause?

But he violates that reason, he damns humanity for that girl, and there are logical reasons to do what they did, it didn't make much sense to kill the only known lucky survivor unless it was the only possible option, based on that logic I'd say that she's more valuable alive.

That had nothing to do with why he saved her, far as he was concerned her death may very well produce the cure but he wasn't going to let that happen.

It's horrible, it's exactly what you wanted him to do but the truth of how it is, it's something that transcended the genre, I hope they never make a sequel.]

>>84044187
>>84044086
>>84044268
She have cordyceps resistance genes and should spread it. If everybody have cordyceps resistance it stops being a problem as people won't become walking mushrooms and won't produce spores cutting the fungi life cycle.

>>84048246
Depends on the social class. Some families are still ran as companies: your father grooms you from an early age to take over the family's businesses and assets, marry advantageously, further the dynasty and continue growing the family's wealth and power. It could work in such a situation.

>>84040101
Mother and son/Father and daughter are not popular because it is a great incest fetish fuel.

Also many people freak out when a man is close to children (like when they called the police because there was a man with a little girl in his lap when all he was doing was reading his daughter a book.) Did you know that many airlines companies refuse to allow unaccompanied children to be seated next to adult males on their flights?

>>84048272
Zombies are a fungus now?

>>84048298
Have been for million of years. https://youtu.be/XuKjBIBBAL8

>>84044086
She wasn't born a carrier. Any kids she has wouldn't be born with the infection, they would or may just have the immunity. So long as they don't get bitten they wouldn't be able to infect anyone.

>>84048297
Holy shit, what's with that level of paranoia? Even if there's quite a bit of pedophiles, you have to be the pedo-sociopath combo to actually molest a kid. Like a hetero guy is attracted to a hot girl, but he wouldn't molest her even if he can get away with it unless there's something wrong with his sense of empathy. And statistically, overwhelming majority of children are molested by close friends or family, so the person who accompanies them is more likely to be someone who would molest them than some random guy on a plane.

>>84048341
Since when are humans are guided by logic and facts?

>>84048317
nnnyyyagh

>>84048221
It isn't anti-family statement, you just can't deny that the first thought going through everyone's heads will be "I wonder how much he's paying" or "Should I call the cops?"

There aren't too many reasons, nor too complicated, why a man would like to hangout with a female younger than himself. Men just are wired all disgusting and wrong in the head. If you want more proof then just go to the bunnicula or etc threads and see for yourself.

>>84032275
It's an iron man type suit. But technically he's only his step-father.

>>84048297
>great fetish fuel.
Then you got the regular crowd and all the deviants to read your book/watch your show. Profit!

The issue is more that there isn't a lot of active well-made parental figures in cartoon/comics.
Also, using uncles, aunts or other relatives provides for a similar narrative while avoiding some of the issues that can appear in portraying a parental relationship.
Uncle Gadget and Penny, for example.

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Because of the nature of shipping fandom.

People will take the slightest hint of affectionate playfulness between family members and make a ship out of it.

PIC RELATED

>>84037167
That's actually a good answer.

>>84048563
>50% of child molestation cases have females as perpetrators
>15% are joined
>35% have males as perpetrators

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>>84048251

>The "Last of Ass" doujin

Diamonds.

>>84048207
I think it's "to be completely honest, people will ship out anything".
And he's right. Series centered on inanimate objects aren't immune to shipping, I've seen porn of the TARDIS, Pixar lamp or the Airwolf copter, and Pinochet as a loli.
This very website gave us tile lover, I don't think anything will prevent porn or shipping. In the endd it's just pixels/ink on paper.

>>84048563
Anon, if the first thing that goes through you head when seeing a father and his daughter is "I wonder how much he's paying", you're probably wired all wrong.

>>84048563

Louis had a great bit on that.

>"Men are complicated creatures and it's painful. Because the sweetest, most heartfelt thought we can have about a woman is followed by the most perverse, disgusting thought imaginable."

>"I love her, she's amazing! She's an absolute angel...And I want to DROWN her in my cum."

>>84048563
Ah, isn't feminism wonderful.

>>84039905
Those "values" are generally just their expression of their own fear of repeating their mistakes. You can safely ignore them.

Because of the lewds. No, really.

Young females are always sexualized, if the authors and marketing don't do it the fans will see it there nevertheless. It's impossible to prevent it. And since she's part of a male-female duo, it's the father who gets paired with her.

As a hobbyist cartoonist I had no idea how to dance around sexuality with a pair like that, and I decided to let it go since I clearly wasn't skilled enough to make it work. When I entered the industry I found out that no one is up to the task. It's too uncomfortable to even discuss the issue further.

>>84048280
Every story like that is about the kid rebelling against the future their parents chose for them.

>>84037167

Too bad they're muties. And losers (well not Cable, but Hope is definitely shit).

>>84048703
You could just... ignore the internet porn. You don't have to make everything weird by constantly thinking about shit most people don't even know about.

>>84048703
Because god forbid you just tell the story and not care what 1% of readers who happen to be perverts make of it.

>>84048578
Well, good parents are never appreciated, so they don't sell comics.

>>84048627
Link? Can't find it on Sadpanda

>>84048746
>>84048760
It isn't just internet porn, it's how the relationship reads on the original pages. It makes readers uncomfortable.

>>84045415
Why didn't you blow him, senpai?

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>>84048632
I wasn't arguing the point. I just said to speak English, because high quality posts nigger.

>>84048777

>exhentai.org/g/776485/ea7b9ce133/

>>84048746
This.

It also seems weird that you are talking about making a character pairing work in a story. Either they belong in the story (ie. it's their story) or you are trying to shoehorn something in to earn someone else's approval for some reason.

Don't do that.

>>84048746
We live in a paranoid society and any indication that a man might be a child molester can put him in serious trouble even if all the indications are in some lunatic minds.
>Man gets accused of being a molester
>Heavy media coverage portraying him as guilty with many false claims supporting them
>Turns out that he was innocent all along
>Media either make a discrete note or doesn't mention at all
>Now his life is ruined and he will be forever labeled as a criminal.

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>>84046260
Who's gonna publish it? Who's gonna read it?

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>You will never be a father of a cute girl
>You will never comfort her when she comes home crying
>Them she tells how she was scared by a T-rex that she effortlessly killed in seconds.

>>84048328
The world's population is still severely depleted. It's important that she be taken to a safe, stable location and impregnated over and over for years.

>>84048650
Just because she's invincible doesn't mean it's a superhero book.

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>>84048919

>>84048799
>my readers are all perverts.
You are the pervert. It makes you uncomfortable.

>>84031126
I'd love to see Scott and Cassie team up, but Spencer just had to go and depower her when she was brought back.

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>>84048760
Everyone is a pervert.

>>84048869
You will never be Goku's father in-law.

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>>84048950
That is far from the worst thing from that show as far as father's and daughters go.
I couldn't find the thread about girl's who love doggy style.

>>84039711
Why did this get deleted, but the page where she buries her face in her mom's ass never does?

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>>84048928

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>>84049017
Keep better track of your shit.

>>84048799
No, the readers who are spoiled enough to just see incest will enjoy it and fap, the overwhelming majority who don't, wouldn't mind.

>>84048742
AKA being an irresponsible faggot because "muh freedumb". Ye notice how they don't throw away their money and education and start working at a McDonald's.

>>84049162
Until some overthinkers decide to spread it that the whole thing is implied incest and the movement gains inertia.

>>84031308
too creepy for me.

A guy named "Big Daddy", especially played by Done in 60 Seconds, being anywhere near a little girl in a costume just openly screams molestation.

>>84033427
Yeahh they got really kinda oedipal on it. I don't think they realized that Halsey was the mother figure and that Cortana was just Halsey in a digitized form. MC117 should not want to fuck the digital avatar of his mother figure.

>>84049229
Because that's a thing. Go ahead, ask a normalfag if he thinks Ben and Gwen had sexual tension or if he knows what "Pinecest" is. 90% will tell you that they don't watch children's cartoons and the other 9% will tell you that you're a weirdo pervert. You're part of the 1% of perverts. 4chan =/= internet.

>>84049296
You don't need an effective majority on the internet. A loud minority can make an apparent majority.

>>84049278
>MC117 should not want to fuck the digital avatar of his mother figure.
And I shouldn't be wasting my time on an imageboard about cartoons but here I am.

>>84049329
Whatever. Tell yourself THAT'S why you gave up.

>>84049366
Gave up on what?

>>84049408
Cold fusion, obviously.

Idiot.

>>84049296

A friend of mine went into Ben 10 blind and assumed Gwen and Ben had a crush on one another.

>>84048204
What a fag.

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>>84048800
Because I'm a coward and I'm afraid of getting rejected by him, I'm afraid he'll push me away if I take it too far so I just stick to what a clingy spoiled daughter would do.
You can even begin to imagine all the things I've wanted to do to him(and had opportunities to do) but didn't due to that paralyzing fear.
It's why I never seriously tried again after the botched seduction attempt when I was a teen.

>>84049076
Biased mods, incest is fine but my particular variety of incest is illegal in their eyes.

>>84051941
The problem is blogging, not father-fucking.

>>84051941

Get him drunk

So drunk that he can't see straight

Then tell us later in green text

>>84048842
>That entire episode

possibly the worst American Dad episode

fucking gross

Its even worse when you realize the Voice Actors are brother and sister

>>84051941
>botched seduction attempt
Do tell

>>84051941
why don't you just tell him how you feel?

>>84052856
>"Hey mom, can I talk to dad for a minute? It's about wanting him to leave you and start fucking me instead."

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>>84052128
It's not though. If I was a guy lusting after his mom, or talking about how hot his older sister is, or greentexting losing his virginity in a movie theater to and older girl, or just posting /ss/; it would be fine, the mods would gladly allow it, even let a drawfag post stuff.
I've seen it happen before.
My thing is off-limits, makes them feel insecure or something.

>>84052165
Doesn't work, he's just too big and ends up drinking me under the table. I make an ass out of myself, he carries me to my room, holds my hair while I puke and nurses my hangover the next day while making fun of me.
I've tried getting frisky with him in the pool/beach, doesn't work.
I've tried having him sleep in my bed, doesn't work.
I've tried having visit me for a couple of days, doesn't work.
Anything short of dropping to my knees, popping out his dick and sucking it while I look him straight in the eye and tell him I love him more than life just doesn't work.

>>84052524
When I was 16 my mom went out of town on business so I did what any sheltered spoiled uppermidclass canadian teenage girl that watched too much anime and read too many dumb novels would have done:
I stole some of my mom's best clothing and make up, cooked a romantic dinner with wine, acted all sexy and forward when he came home.
He thought I was pranking and laughed in my face, killed all of my confidence and momentum, so I gave up with the "prank". We laughed it off, ate my dinner and watched a terrible Will Ferrell movie. At least he let me drink the wine.

>>84052856
>just bee youself
I've tried discussing it in a roundabout way before, when the talk starts getting somewhere I chicken out and change the subject to something retarded like wrestling.
Either that or my mom shows up to shit on the mood.
I think she knows.

>>84053505
kek

>>84054796
Not trying to sound like a therapist but when did all this start?

>>84044664
Without skirting around the 'he's my dad so I don't see him that way' thing, if he was a stranger on the street I would probably say he is like a 5. He is not the most confident guy either. Not really the type I like to read or write about. I am like a low 7 probably.

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>>84048194

This thread is rather disconcerting.

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Older men hanging out with younger girls is taboo these days

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>>84055654
Enjoy it.

>>84031126
Depending on your Midnighter, Apollo and Jennifer, though that's less intended and more necessity.
Slade and Rose are on and off, same with Thaal and Soranik. Well, actually that last one is mostly off but he can get her to cooperate now and then. STRIPE and Star-girl sort of count.

Moving onto Marvel most I can think of is Scott working with Rachel, but he works with just about any mutant in a professional manner. Similarly Richard work with Valeria more as an associate than a team member. How far you want to stretch Logan and Laura is up to you.
Jumping to Image and Top Cow Savage Dragon and Angel cooperate, and a version of Stryker and Velocity have a similar situation to Logan and his brats.
Wolf-man tried to work with his daughter, Vampire Girl, but she was a psycho-bitch most of the time.

It's not super popular but it's there. Mother-Son teams I'm drawing a blank on except for Monster-Girl and Monax very temporarily, and Monax calls her Father.

>>84055442
All this, loving him and hating my mom?
Since forever
All this, going from "daddy is great, I love him" to "dad's fucking hot, I want him to do me"?
Since I was 15-16, about eight years ago.

I once saw them having sex in the shower, it was both the most terrifying and most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I was 14.

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>>84043249
[the world]

>>84056616
Do you find your dad conventionally attractive? Or do you think he is "fucking hot" because he is your father?

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>>84054796
>he's just too big

>>84056616

Man, that's fucked up. I remember of when i caught my parents fucking. I was small and started to hate my fucking dad for it. Then i realized i was getting jealous of my mother and put that to rest there and then.

No kid showed watch their parents fucking. It always lead to weird shit like that.

>>84056616
>terrifying
why?

>>84056879
He's objectively a very attractive man.
If you're into tall, burly, hairy, kinda-rich-but-not-really, older white guys he's right up your alley.
Add to that a goofy sense of humor, endless generosity(not only with money) and a huge cock and he's a dream.

>>84056912
kek

>>84056973
I liked it, it was very eye-opening and insightful. Made me understand their relationship better.

>>84058289
Up to that point I only knew the nice innocent side of dad, the big cuddly teddy bear that always had a smile and a nice for you. What I saw that night was a beast, werewolf-tier, he was fucking the shit out of my mom, just wrecking her(she was loving every second of it), so much power and anger.
I decided I wanted that for myself, both sides of him.

>>84052414
Honestly I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest if it ever were discovered that Seth and Rachael have fucked each other at least once.

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Are there women with Mom/Son Big Sis/Lil Bro fetish?

The male is always older for some reason. Big brother or father, never the son or the younger brother.

>>84060557
I have no clue what you're trying to say

>>84060557
I would hope so, there are a lot of people with hot older sisters out there, and far too many of them are being blue balled by them.

Of course I say this as someone who has wanted to fuck my older sister since I was 12 (her being 14 at the time). Thus my sympathy goes out to electra complex girl.

>>84059382
so what are you up to? why are you not with him now?

>>84054796
Yes, mods are fags.
Anyway even if your father actually wants to bang you senseless as long as he loves you and have self control he wouldn't want to start a relationship that could destroy his life and take you from him forever if found out so having sex with his underage daughter is a no no even if his dick is secretely diamonds.

So your situation is indeed complicated but he seems like a good father so even if you admited your lust for him I don't think he would distance himself from you, at worst he will think you are a confused girl that need help. Why don't you try to analyze what you like about him and try to find other men with similar personality traits? Someone sweet and loving who can fuck the shit out of you?

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>>84056973
That part of Stick of Truth was awesome, though.

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>girls would rather fuck their dads than you
wew

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>>84062415
What part?

>>84031126
Because a man being alonexposed with a girl is creepy as fuck

>>84060557
Yes, they are called rapists

>>84063386
>>84061162
>>84060557
I'm not following any of this.

>>84062939
>bait/opinion
>all that contention and replies

>>84059382
>older white guy
>looks like Cass Cain
Is your mom asian?

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>>84062622
The part where your parents have sex, and you have to watch.

>>84064110
>that pic
Ultimate Spiderman right?
Fucking disgusting.

>>84064178
>One More Day
Nope. 616.

>>84064178
it's Spider-Man: One More Day

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politics, that's why all first side kicks were young boys.

>>84059382
>and a huge cock
How do you know this?

>>84062269
>take you from him forever if found out so having sex with his underage daughter
That anon said the business started at 15 or so, but that was 8 years ago. She's early 20s now not underage.

Though your point still sort of stands, someone banging their daughter behind the wife's back would eventually build into problems. I mean it's one thing to cheat with someone far away from the house and maybe get away with it, but if they're literally your blood sooner or later someone's going to slip up.

If you were banging your cousin for example people might know and say nothing about it, but if you were married and banging your cousin I bet you a 10 someone's going to find out and someone's going to snitch.

The wife will probably leave and good luck having a social life once word gets out.

That outside stuff accounted for there's also the fact an adult to child age gap will inevitably have cause problems. Soon he'll just be too old to fool around, or just flat out dead. With women his age that's when you settle down or know you'll go with your life long partner, but with someone significantly younger it's a mess of issues. ESPECIALLY come the Funeral.
Have fun attending that shit.

Things get a lot more complicated beyond the bedroom.

>>84064317
She saw papa bear stirring mama bear's porridge in the shower apparently.

>>84031126
Take it from a guy that had sex with his father. It's not that hot. It's awkward and you feel guilty afterwards.

>>84064929

of course its awkward since that's gay nigga

>>84060557
It's more common than you'd think.
I mean every other month there's another story of some 20-30something female teacher fucking a student. Usually a teenager but sometimes younger.
Also me and my gf do big sis/baby bro roleplay

>>84047481
>Older men hanging out with younger girls is super creepery.
Not if the old man is me ;^)

>>84061886
That's the worst shit I've ever read in my entire life. It started out alright, focusing on the relationship between the girl and her dad, then it fell into the usual cliche in porncomics where everyone's fucking everyone making everything meaningless. By the time she slept with the school janitor it was unredeemable garbage.
His art is great, his storytelling is horrendous.

>>84062259
I'm in my hoodie+boyshorts+tubesock combo, watching a bunch of 30Rock, waiting for them to come home. They went out to a winebar, I think.

>>84062269
>even if his dick is secretely diamonds
That would be the biggest compliment I could ever get.
And yes he's a wonderful dad and if this is going nowhere I'd like to get therapy but first I'd want him to know the truth.

>>84063943
Yep, korean. She hates her parents, to the point where I've never actually met them and she never bothered to teach me our language.

>>84064317
That night I spied on them in the shower I stayed watching for a long long time.
He's huge.

>>84064557
I used to daydream a "what if" where I hadn't spilled my spaghetti at 16 and we had actually boned. A torrid affair with your dad behind your mother's back, starting in highschool stretching all the way to your college graduation, ending with him leaving her a moving to a small beach town like the one in Steven Universe but less gay, you follow him after a couple of months.
It was amazing, why can't real life be like that?

>>84031266

My dad and I have always been a lot closer than I am with my mom. I think part of that is we both are into outdoorsy stuff so we've spent a lot of time together going canoeing and hiking.

>>84065646

so when you watched your mom and dad

did you masturbate to him right there or later that day

>>84065646
>moving to a small beach town like the one in Steven Universe but less gay
you're alright

>>84065646
>30Rock
Great taste.

>>84064929
You fucked your dad to save your mother's life?

So just let me get this, is this shit common? Girls wanting to bone their dads?

Because my father likes to walk in the nude around the house, even in front of my teenager sister, and another day they were playing around the sofa and he had a boner.
Of course, he was ashamed, they stop playing and he went to put his underwear. Him getting a boner is normal. It happens even when he's watching soccer.
The thing that bothered me a bit, and him as well, was that my sister wouldn't stop joking about it and wanting to touch his dick. She didn't even cared that i was there. She had this weird amused look him her face. She even joked that she was happy that she managed to get a boner out of him.

Now i'm fucking worried.

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>>84062527
>>84067020

>>84064929
TWINKIE HOUSE

>>84065646
Why don't you like your mom?

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>this whole thread
sex is fucking weird yo

>>84067303

She wants to fuck her dad. I mean, it's obvious, right?

>>84065646
>huge hairy drad with a huge cock
>tiny Korean mom
Fuck, that scene in the shower must have been porn worthy. I'm jealous now. What's your best guess to hob big he is in cm/inches?

Goddamn, what was the first thread with the korean incest girl?

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>>84067020
So, where's your mom in all this?

Because if she's gone, or unusually bitchy...

Yeah, they're going to fuck. Sorry dude. Move out soon.

>>84067757
Sauce on that gif, hombre?

>>84067788
This isn't ACTUALLY Switch anon.

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>>84038763
i remember that thread
pretty sure it was fake

>>84067829
Tragedy of Man

>>84067020
The solution is to stop being a cuck and let them do their thing.

>>84062527
>>84067020
Gay guys, too. There's a reason it's a Freudian trope at this point. I would know

>>84067020
You can't really tell. It's also a psychological thing with girls where they either want affirmation of their attractiveness from the one male they trust (their father) or a psychological thing where they subconsciously see their mom as competition and just want their dad because she has him. Her actually just wanting his dick is a distant third.

>>84068311
I wish casual homosexuality wasn't so stigmatized still: you jerk yourself off, you jerk yourself off in male company sometimes, so why is it scandalous to help each other get off? The whole guilt attached has no logical explanation, it's purely society-manufactured. Same with straight sex or incest if you use protection.

>>84067757
>>84068309

My mom was in the kitchen. We're all used with him naked in the house. He does since i was a child. Even my grandmother, my mom's mother, once caught him running naked around the house towards their room to put something on.

I do not like this shit.

>>84068311
>>84068328

>It's also a psychological thing with girls where they either want affirmation of their attractiveness from the one male they trust (their father)

So i'm untrustworthy? The fuck. I don't know if this should bother me or not.

I should probably tell my mom about this.

>>84068426

>you jerk yourself off, you jerk yourself off in male company sometimes

That's true.

>so why is it scandalous to help each other get off?

Fuck, that escalated quickly.

>>84067020
>The thing that bothered me a bit, and him as well, was that my sister wouldn't stop joking about it and wanting to touch his dick. She didn't even cared that i was there. She had this weird amused look him her face. She even joked that she was happy that she managed to get a boner out of him.
This just sounds like something any teenage girl would think is funny desu. She might just be an idiot, anon.

>>84068492
>I do not like this shit
Too bad, you don't get too make that call. If being in the same room makes you uncomfortable, leave the room. If being in the same house makes you uncomfortable, move out. If being on the same planet makes you uncomfortable, grow the fuck up and realize that you're the only person whose feelings you have the right to dictate.

>>84068492
>girls...want affirmation of their attractiveness from the one male they trust (their father)
>So i'm untrustworthy?
So this is all because you wish it was happening to you? You guys should probably sit down and have a family talk.

>>84048627
>whenever i was attacked by cucker
gets me every time

>>84031126

I can think of two reasons:
1. Boy comic readers want to see a father/son relationship so that it's more relatable to their male father figure-ness. Having a father/daughter team might distract from reliability.

2. SJWs and Femi-bitches will not see it as progressive parenting bonding, but rather a strange Electra complex rape fantasy bullshit. The only possible way this could fly by them is if the female daughter is the leader, while the male father follows her around and harmonizes/elaborates with his daughter much like Watson complimented Holmes.

>>84068763
>You guys should probably sit down and have a family orgy.
Fixed.

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>>84068492
just fuck your sister bro. save her from committing the act of sinful incest.

>>84068793
That's the desired outcome, yes.

>>84068600

That's what i, and probably my father, thought at first, and i'm still hoping for. I was just caught surprised by the this thread.

>>84068650
>>84068763
>>84068822

The hell, guys? I don't want to fuck my sister. I just found this thinking weird because i'm man two and i live there. It was just a random thought. There's nothing to it. And why shouldn't i feel bothered by this? It's my father and my sister.

>>84068492
>naked parents
I know that feel. My mom and dad are naturists. At first it was mildly nauseating since they started when I was in my teens, but now I just ignore it. I have an incest fetish, but I don't find my parents sexually attracted in the slightest even thought they are 7/10 for their age.

>untrustworthy
It's not that. If you're a girl, she wants a male opinion, if you're a guy, you simply do not hold as much authority as her father. Sibling simply don't trust each other with things like that. Especially teen sibling.

>I should probably tell my mom about this.
Hoo boy, be careful with that. It might be nothing and you could make it escalate into something. I suggest you just keep your nose out of it. Your mom has eyes in her head, she can make her own conclusions. And I'm guessing your dad isn't stupid enough to do something inappropriate either. He probably just enjoys his daughter laughing and playing with him since it's so rare for daughters after 12 and up to 19 to see their dads as anything but embarrassing.

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>Girls want to fuck asshole jerks
>Girls want to fuck their fathers
>Girls fantasize about rape
>Girls want to fuck thug niggers
>Girls want to fuck other girls

Nice Guys™ BTFO

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>>84067020
Post characters who would be into Daddy/Little relationships

>>84068935
>attractive*
lol, no that wasn't a Freudian slip.

>>84068906
Nah man. Just fuck your sister. Rub her breasts, see if she's into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2_mmQp3qg8
This is a joke, do not do these things.

>>84068970
Girls want to fuck everything, just like guys.
It's what makes us all human.

>>84068906
Why should you be bothered by it? Who put you in charge of your father's penis or your sister's vagina? It's none of your business what either of them do with their genitals.

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>>84068994

>>84068935

>if you're a guy, you simply do not hold as much authority as her father. Sibling simply don't trust each other with things like that. Especially teen sibling.

I don't get this. I'm her big brother. I try to protect and have her back. I'm not even talking about sex, before you weirdos start with that shit again. I just find it weird this idea that i'm a nothing in the house.

>Hoo boy, be careful with that. It might be nothing and you could make it escalate into something.

I'm worried doing that as well. I'll just keep a close watch on my sister. See if i can get any weird glances or attitudes toward our father.

>>84069073

Fuck off.

>>84069115
>I don't get this. I'm her big brother. I try to protect and have her back
Maybe she gets disapproving prude vibes from you and not from your father.

>>84069115
Clearly what you need to do is just fuck your sister already, assert your dominance. Maybe your mom too for good measure.

>>84069115
be pragmatic about it. keep calm and stay safe. don't act too rash. they're still your family. even if your Dad falters and slips his hand somewhere inappropriate, there's no way your family won't be destroyed if you raise a stink. and if you stop your sister from being close to your father, it would just make her want it more. I don't envy you man, but you gotta be smart about this.

Maybe get her a boyfriend, someone you can trust? Get her a hobby that makes her spend less cuddle time with big bad daddy and his big bad daddy dick. Just, I don't know man.

Don't tell anyone you suspect anything. Not your Mom. Not the fucking police. This is better swept under the rug and stamp out nonchalantly than letting everybody know about it.

>>84069115
>nothing
Quit being such an emo bitch. Who would you go with a serious question that bothers you: your sister or your mother? She can count on you for many things, but she's not going to ask you if you think she's hot. She can't even ask your dad that. That's why she just tries to gauge his reaction and deduct whether he thinks she's attractive from it. It's half subconscious. Also OBVIOSLY your father's opinion would hold more weight with her than yours, you're acting irrationally jealous.

>>84069238
>>84069115
Start walking around the house naked and see how everyone reacts to it and if you get a boner

>>84069275
Or maybe he should sex up his father and keep his balls so drained all the time that he wouldn't even be able to get it up for his sister. Problem solved!

>>84069238
>>84069275
>>84069276
>>84069286
>>84069300
>>84069325

God, asking about this, in this thread specially, was a huge mistake. You guys are just making more angry and confused. I'm out. I need to do something else.

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>>84069384
Sorry. Just joking around. I'm sure everything's fine though. Good luck.

>>84068492
"Should probably"? Why the fuck do us anonymous strangers know the situation of your father and sister's activities you're so concerned of before your immediate family? Are you touched in the head? Ain't this a goddamn bitch?
I shouldn't be surprised you're mentally deficient with a nudist father and absentee mother but shit, you gonna fuck up all on your own when you clearly know better?

You going to wait until you have a Sister-Niece wondering why she's the byproduct of a family of redneck retards and having to live with that before you figure out how this fucks up? These. Mother. Fuckers. Here.

>>84069384
>I need to do something else.
Like your sister?

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>>84069384
You asked for advice on 4chan and you got answers you didn't like?

Quel-fucking-suprisé.

>>84069384
>Ask question
>Get an answer different than expected
>Become highly agitated and dismiss honest advice out of hand
I don't understand this mentality. Why bother asking if you're only willing to accept a single answer? Just don't ask your question and keep believing whatever you want to believe.

If you're going to ask fly input, you had better be ready to potentially revise your opinion as you acquire additional information.

>>84069384
What are you talking about? More that 50% of the replies were either helpful or sympathetic and the other 50% were jokes. You should try /b/ if you wan to see some real malice.

>>84069384
Confused about your desire to fuck your sister?

Well it's 1am and they aren't back yet, I'm going to bed.

>>84065796
I didn't discover masturbation till my senior year, it's different for us.
I just watched very intently, very studiously.

>>84066701
I know, right? Liz Lemon is a riot
>I want to go to there

>>84067303
She blames me for not being able to have more kids. Dad wanted a big family and she couldn't deliver, she resents me for it.
All of my life she's been a spiteful cunt, a strict tigermom that squashed any semblance of joy I had, a no-fun-allowed bitch.
Dad was the counter to her bullshit.

>>84067640
It was something else, as I said very insightful. I cannot know for sure, maybe a 10incher? I've always wanted to take a close look at it, touch it, measure it, play with it..............I gotta go

>>84069471
Hey-oh!

I don't get why people freak out so much over incest

Parent child can be a little weird with the whole idea of raising a child to be your lover but outside of that it's no big deal

>>84069630
>10incher
OK, now I really believe that you're a teen girl. Either that a preteen boy. Only those two are this bad at judging realistic dick sizes. I'm guessing it must be somewhat over 7 and thick.

10 is your fucking forearm, even pornstars aren't this big and your Korean mom would split open if something that big went into her.

>>84069759
I know, right? With modern contraception and medicine inbreeding is a non-issue. But it's still so taboo that it can destroy a person socially. So it's ultimately not worth it just because of that.

>>84069630
You should consider using a hidden cam to get a better look. There are threads for them occasionally on some porn boards, you can ask for advice there if you want.

>>84069630
>I cannot know for sure, maybe a 10incher?
Hah, reminds me of a joke I grew up hearing:

"Never trust a woman to gauge any distance. They've been told all their lives that this [holds up thumb and forefinger spread apart] is ten inches"

>>84069814
I mean the inbreeding thing is a bit of a myth it takes generations of inbreeding to cause serious genetic problems

It's just sort of a thing that society looks down on for no real reason if people actually looked at it logically

>>84069895
It's not a myth you moron, the taboo is preventative because once it becomes a social norm, years pass quicker than a motherfucker and the genepool starts to look more and more like a swamp.

The incest taboo is not just a "social construct". We literally evolved to find our close living relatives sexually repulsive.

hint: westermarck effect.

Though we still kinda evolved to find people similar to us attractive. :^)

hint: genetic attraction

>>84069938
It's a myth that it will quickly cause problems sure if you breed a family to itself for generations you get issues but that takes generations a sister and brother just having a kid will like be perfectly fine

>>84069814
Even first generation inbreeding isn't as bad as most people make it out to be, the odds of birth defects resulting from a sister getting knocked up by her brother are lower than a woman giving birth over the age of 40.

>>84069895
>>84069938
Some aspects of inbreeding are a myth. The danger is that the majority of people have recessive genetic diseases, but since all genes have a pair, the healthy one simply compensates for the sick gene and they suffer no ill effects. The more genetically different a person is, the less of a chance that they both carry the same recessive sicknesses and might both pass on the same sick gene which will cause the sickness to surface. as long as the sicknesses are different, the kids are safe. With close relatives, that is much more likely to happen since it's more likely that they both carry the same recessive sickness. But, if they don't, then their first generation kids are completely safe. And if they are completely free of recessive sicknesses, than even their offspring can breed without causing any ill effects.

>>84070002
I'd probably be attracted to my sister if she was hotter
But she's fat and ugly and so is my mom
most of my relatives are, but my cousins are kinda cute

>>84069938
It's mainly a societal taboo; sister/brother and father/daughter incest is observable in nature, although mother/son is surprisingly rare in comparison.

From a genetics standpoint, cousins are far enough removed to reproduce indefinitely without problems, and even siblings and double first cousins can reproduce for something like 6 or 8 generations before defects begin to crop up. The real problems start happening when a single individual breeds into multiple consecutive generations: if your father, grandfather, and great grandfather are the same person, you're genetically fucked.

>>84031126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBgkLxw-6Xk
Constant Payne probably would have been a great show

>>84070039
Read this >>84070039
most people have several dud genes, so the lower down the inbreeding line you go, the more chance your kids have to hit the disease "jackpot" not just once, but collect all of the bad genes that run in your family cause all congenital diseases to surface.

This is why you should get yourself and your partner checked before you have kids. You DO NOT have to be related to have the exactly same problems that a related couple can have. It's just that you have much less chances to have them by finding a mate outside your family.

>>84069630
have sweet incestuous dreams, you crazy broad

>>84070196
>sister/brother and father/daughter incest is observable in nature

sources famalam

>mother/son is surprisingly rare

sexual economic reality. mom will be too old for the son to want to fuck. the son will be too young for mom to find him sexually attractive beyond his physical attributes.

>>84069630
>Well it's 1am and they aren't back yet
'Cause he's tearing that pussy up in the car. Try using a UV light at night the next time you're inside.
Find everything fully coated short of the negative space silhouette of your mom.

And child, for all your grievances you of all people better remember who's putting in work to make the big man nut in your house. Better thank your moms in the morning, bring her breakfast in bed. It might be hard to get to the kitchen since she'll be a little sore.

>>84070196
We already have the technology that will allow relatives to reproduce safely, it's just expensive. You would need artificial insemination preceded by genetic testing of each material.

>OP opens thread about father-daughter comics
>Thread derails into incest-faggotry

Yeah, I might have an idea why father daughter won't work.

>>84070484
If the prompt was any combination of relatives it would have quickly turned to incest because its a quick jumping off point.

>>84070134
So what you're saying is either we get tech advance enough to wipe out dna flaws or we profile and label people than commit genocide that are weak and broken?

>>84031233
>happy fathers day
wtf anon

>>84069384
What you need to do is fuck your father, sister, and mother at the same time and film it and then post the results. You'll be closer as a family.

>>84070484
If it was mother-son it would derail into incest. If it was mother-daughter it would derail into incest. If it was father-son it would derail into incest. If it was brother-sister it would derail into incest. If it was brother-brother or sister-sister or cousin-cousin or uncle-nephew or uncle-niece or aunt-nephew or aunt-niece it would derail into incest.

We're on 4chan.

>>84070775
It would certainly help for a time. But it's ultimately the price of society: the defects will come back because we are too advanced and the non-advantageous mutations that appear in the course of evolution do not get wiped out naturally as they should.

Rather than weeding the garden just to have new weed sprout in a week, we should concentrate on making our flowers stronger and more beautiful.

>>84055890
Disney's The BFG is coming out

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>>84069062
>Girls want to fuck everything
Not me... except little girls but I don't want to ruin my life.

>>84068426
>you jerk yourself off in male company sometimes
Is that a thing?

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>>84067020
I got rock hard reading this.

Fucking why boner.

>>84071811
Mostly during the younger years. When the need to jerk off outweighs the need for privacy. But some guys do it later in life as well, usually alcohol or alternative lifestyles are involved though.

>>84071811
Can't speak from experience, but apparently military guys learn to get really comfortable around one another after a while. And I mean RALLY comfortable.

>>84031154
No they do the opposite, with strong females trying to find or avenge their fathers

>>84031126
Theres some kind of bias against it.

Remember when they made a silent hill film and made Harry a woman because "it wasnt believable that a man would go through all that without the connection a mother has" aka bullshit.

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>>84044278
>I pray to a god I no longer believe in every day for his swift death.
Hahahah oh my fucking god. Get a load of this cringe lord.

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>>84038957
>most often family members hate each other
In murica perhaps where the individualistic culture is taken to 11.
Lots of countries have strong family units that include cousins with barely any relation to you.

>>84072172
No. Strong females are sexist and just gender swapped men if they learned from their fathers and showed emotions towards them. Fathers of strong females are always either not present or active villains.

>>84048251
Thanks for the essay.

>>84071527
>that lewd belly button.
The author knows exactly what he is doing.

>>84071947
lol, I can confirm this. When people aren't allowed leave for a few weeks, masturbation becomes rampant, and since privacy isn't really a thing in the army, you can't help but bump into it.

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>tfw you destroy the remnant of order in a apocalyptic world to rescue your daughter, but she hates you

>>84031266
Nah, mother is a crazy bipolar woman that will try to control your life so she can fulfil her dreams through us. Her behavior varied from spoiling parent to child abuse. We learned the hard way that the only way to keep her as a maneageable way is to keep a slightly hostility aura so she can't take our relationship for granted so she remains constantly in the nice facade that she uses to win people over. Our family can get along but I don't feel like a family at all. Just people who knows each other and can put up with each other. In fact us siblings are activelly trying to leave the country. My sister already managed it and Even though my mother managed to obstruct my first attempt of setting bases for a future permanent stay she only delayed my plans. The only problem is that I'm already 30 now and not getting younger.

>>84048145
If you take image sites like boorus and rule34 as source loli is extremely popular but due tot he taboo I don't think many people would assume that in public.

>>84072325
The spartan method: induce faggotry to strengthen bonds.

>Jewish produced cartoons
>Allowed to have strong family units, especially regarding Father-Daughter relationships
They need to be conditioned to think black culture and degeneracy is cool and be fed into their cold husks of a fatherless life.

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>>84072344
>tfw your adopted father abandoned you because of his old demons but you still love and respect him for everything he taught you