>Bee 13 years old >It was 9 o'clock at night and finished

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Part 2
>I drop to the floor and kneel before his hiveness
>”We’re breaking the rules, breaking the rules is cool!”
>He runs downstairs and wrecks the living room
>I hope my parents don’t hear
>”Buzby, that’s breaking the rules!”
>”Rules aren’t cool. I’m cool. I’m King of the Bees, baby!”
>It is at this moment that I fully realize that I do not need rules
>There’s a painting of Jesus on the wall
>I rip it apart
>Suddenly, my drunken father notices and runs to the living room
>”ANON, STOP!”
>”I don’t need to listen to you!”
>”Golden Garden Rule number three: do listen to your parents!”
>Buzby says “I can’t hear you, there’s too much noise! Buzbybzbzbzbzbzbz! I’m a buzzy bee!”
>He continues to destroy the room until he finds my father’s Bible
>He tosses it to me
>I open it and piss directly in it
>My father snaps and starts to choke me
>Buzby shouts “Meet my stinger, father!”
>He jumps directly on my father and stings him to death
>My mother sees and screams
>”ANON, YOU KILLED YOUR DAD!”
>Buzby sees her
>”I’m a bee, you’re a woman, I’ve got a stinger”
>”Let’s get down to beesness!”
>He then shreds off all her clothing and sticks his stinger inside of her birth canal repeatedly until she dies from too much exposure to his sweet honey
>He turns to me with a huge grin on his face
>He stings me in the back and severs my spinal cord
>The King lights a cigarette on the stove and puts it on the far side of room
>He makes sure that there is no ventilation in the room
>He closes the door and flies away to a safe distance
>”Buzby has left the area! Bye, B-Y-E, bye!”
>My house explodes, killing everyone left inside
>”I don’t need them, I’m King of the Bees!"
>Bubzy then flies away in the moonlight singing his song and was never seen again

well done my pupa, this makes my almighty stinger erect, time to fuck the young children in the garden

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>>84016754

RULES ARENT COOL I DONT NEED RULES IM KING OF THE BEES

What the actual fuck

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>tfw you'll never get your shell hole fucked by the king of the bees

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>tfw you'll never get your shins stung off by Mr. Cool himself.

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But rules are the foundation of a healthy society!

Thread theme
https://youtu.be/rxg2GJrfo-w

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>>84017276
he's not the king
don't beelieve his lies

>>84016754
>Bee 13 years old

Nice try Bee Carlos

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Why can't boys like this go to my school?

>>84016754
>be king of the bees
>hive gets corrupted by an evil spirit
>ask goat to rid hive of said spirit
>the madman transmutes the spirit into an never ending well of honey

king of the bees, never once

>>84016754
>My father barges through the front door stinking of alcohol
>He’s a strict jackass
>He has certain rules we have to follow, like praying before dinner, etc
>He starts to shout at my mother
>I go upstairs to try to avoid the ordeal
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ7w_tvo4VY

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>It was my introduction to beestiality
Oh shit

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Where were you when we made history?

>>84016754
>>84016760
It's like i'm really on /b/

>>84017893
I'm really bothered by God taking the time to talk to cartoon bugs but ignoring all the suffering of the human race

>>84018037
The only "god" I need is Buzby, King of the Bees

>>84016754
>13
>eating Happy Meals

King of the Bees sounds suspiciously a lot like Lord of the Flies AKA: Beelzebub

>>84018089
You're a fly, I'm a bee, I've got a stinger.

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It's a Bubzy takes care of his nephews episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7jIakpv62M

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Is this supposed to be ironic shitposting?

>>84018037
It actually makes a ton of sense. God's trying to spend an equal amount of time with all his creations. It's not that he's ignoring humans as much as there is a shit ton of bugs and shit to talk to. We just had our turn a few thousand years ago. We'll probably not get another for a few thousand more. God has a long wait list.

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>>84018184

>>84018119
what the fuck happened that she had to drop this news on him so last minute?

>>84018217
A low budget animation has helped me a lot with my spirituality

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>>84018184

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Can we please stop incorporating Trans people into cartoons

Bumble

I'M THE KING OF THE BEES.

>>84019544

Why can't Muslims make better toons?

WE

>>84019942
ARE

Didn't he legit die in one episode?

>>84021860
I don't think so.

>>84017423
HE MISSPELLED GET HIM
GET HIM AND RAPE HIM

>>84019968
FUCKING

>>84021933
DEAD

Oh yeah, I remember this show. lol.

>>84016754
>>84016760
IWCIBTKoTB
-A-U-UH-f-HE
-N-M-ZE---EE
-T-----B-------S
-------Y

>>84023102
wat?

>>84023227

It's hip to fuck bees