This thread is dedicated to the /co/ fathers you wouldn't

>>83896000
That's why Batman is a shitty parent. No amount of prep-time or plot armor can save him from the ingenuity of a kid.

Goofy.

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>>83896000
My Dad when he adopted me.

co-wise I vouch for poppa Frankie

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>>83896098
by having batman as a parent you would by extension have alfred as a butler

>>83896000
How is it that Deadpool (a blonde) white guy fucks a Mexican girl and gets a black daughter?

>>83897447
mutants

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>>83897314
Frank best dad

>>83897463
Deadpool's not a mutant.

>>83896098
Not that hard to be a good father when you have a normal kid instead of psychotic killers as sons.

>>83897480
oh well fuck im retarded

>>83897601
His kid is a mutant though, so you're not actually wrong.

>>83897843
Guy who is fucked by the universe constantly gets gets a wonderful daughter. Only to find she's a mutant which is about as loved as he is. Tough luck right there. No hope at all

>>83897412
> bopping along with baby power girl
Alfred is such a nice guy

>>83896000
Shitty husband though.

>>83898050
But we have yet to see what her powers will be. If she's franklin richards tier, she's Gucci.

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>>83897412
This is the cutest shit I ever did see.

>>83897412
> mfw most Batman stories depict Alfred as a really good friend instead of a father figure to Bruce
Come the fuck on.

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>>83898409

Fantomex

>>83898492
>Punisher's in a tube
yeah i get out of universe he's a superhero, but in universe isn't he seen as just a crazy asshole with a gun?

>>83897412
>Frasier and Mr. Freeze reference
Nice

>>83898666

I don't think who you're referring to is Frank, since they mentioned that he was found dead with a bunch of other non-powered and "useless" people in the first issue.

>>83898492
What issue is this?

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>>83898492

>>83897412
JL8 is starting to make me wish Alfred would kick Bruce out and adopt Karen and they could go do fun things together like go to the museum, or the amusement park, or a farm.

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Walter White a shit, Mr. Ping is best father.

>>83898492
NEVER TALK TO ME OR MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER AGAIN VILLIAN

>>83898277
He's a better husband than his wife is a wife

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>>83896000
There is only one dad.

>>83898724
yeah you're right, i think that's actually Colossus.

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>>83896000

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>>83897474

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Hank is expected to be the best dad because he is the best dad.

Dale is the most underrated dad though.

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>>83898717
>mfw somebody else got that reference

>>83900205
>Dale is the most underrated dad though.
True dat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lUBycyfIms

>>83900408
I always liked that Dale never once doubted that Joseph was his kid, as ridiculous as it got. And that Joseph never doubted it either. I think I remember a scene where Hank basically tells Redcorn to back off when he tries to worm his way into their relationship.

>>83900493
They had an episode where they did doubt it, but it was aliens instead. Dale knew Nancy got pregnant when he was away, but concluded that aliens inseminated Nancy because he was getting close to the "truth".

In the both He and Joseph agreed that the aliens didn't raise Joseph Dale did. Making Dale the real father. Redcorn did teach Joseph a lot growing up bike, shoe laces, ect. He only wanted Joseph when he realized he has no legacy.

>>83900585

Yeah that's why when he found out about his daughter and that Bill would probably raise her

He jumped on that asap

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This guy was an excellent father, guy did everything for his kids safety and happiness...

>>83897589
Blame the kid! Bad parenting have nothing to do with how they turned out!

If it have been only once he could have been excused but it keeps happening. Clearly the common factor is Batman.

>>83898492

>dat ass bottom center

God Bless Parker genetics.

>>83901014

Wow I've never read any old man Logan

Is it actually worth reading

>>83901480
Not at all. Just go Unforgiven and X2 at the same time while drinking heavily. Same thing.

>>83898587
underrated kek

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>>83896000
>Depressed
>Obsessive
>Mentally unstable (For the most part)
>Endangered an entire village whose population consisted mostly of cripples
>Marries and beds the hottest girl there
>Adopts and has a kid
Best dad

The only real "father" I had in my life was my grandfather. It was really nice spending my extra time taking care of him because of how much we bonded. He was a lot like Uncle Scrooge, mulling over every last cent, but you could really tell that he cared about those around him when it came down to it

>>83899534

Probably because you're autistic and therefore willing to ignore how selfish and bratty Karen is in the comic.

>>83897589
As a father, I would like to respectively say that "it's not hard to be a good father when your sons are not insane" is absolute bullshit and you have clearly never been a parent, nor should you consider becoming one any time soon.

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>>83897471

From the Punisher Armory No. 2 Page 32:

This gun isn’t a very good gun.

This gun shoots no known caliber, barely has sights and doesn’t even shoot what it does shoot very well.

It’s no ‘wonder nine’, accepts no scope of any kind; has no accessories for that matter, unless you count the ratty, vinyl-like holster that came with it.

It certainly isn’t gun-metal tough ; I probably could shatter it with my bare hands. It most likely would rust, if I let it. But it’s my most important gun.

When it saw its heaviest duty, it was the best gun there was. It could slide from that low-slung holster like a natural thought. It fired fifty, well-placed rounds squarely into the bad guys, whether they were gangsters or Indians or just young buddies up the block.

This was my little boy’s gun. Now I hold onto it and now and then, use it.

;_;

>>83904104
That's really immature coming from a "parent".
Either that or you lack reading comprehension.

>>83904190
Anyone got Father's day from MAX? Feels galore.

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>>83896000
Hawkeye and his daughterfu.
He's not perfect, but he tries.

>>83901480
You should.

Mostly for Hawkeye/Logan buddy travels.

And Incestuous Hulk

>>83904681

>incestuous hulk

Go on...

>>83904923
It's not what you think

>>83904923
Banner has devolved into a fat, balding, cannibal whose built up a family of inbred hulk hillbillies who are all also cannibals and they all rule over a chunk of land as tyrant landlords because few people can deal with Hulks.

>>83902558
I don't think you've seen the latest few comics, anon.

>>83905684

I've been reading them all. It's obvious the creator got some angry messages about Karen being a complete ass, so now he's making it up to people by having her be victimized by a suddenly snobby Bruce.

I noticed Marvel characters have a lot of shitty dads (and by that I mean established character dads not characters that become dads later on).

Like Odin, Howard Stark, Joseph Rogers, Bruce Banner's dad, Carol Danvers' dad, etc... they are awful dads in the comics.

>>83906748
Meanwhile in DC, you've got Jor-el Jonathan Kent, Thomas Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Martin Jordan, and such who are all great fathers (until they die).

But the characters who end up becoming dads, like Bruce and Ollie and such are all shit at it.

>>83898329
That's why Bruce turned out so broken, and why Alfred goes out of his way to be a parent to kids now: he regrets not helping Bruce.

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Bless Jaime Reyes and his amazing supportive family. More superheroes need a dad like Alberto Reyes.

How has no one posted Wally West yet

>>83897471
She's not playing, you dumby. She wants to help kill some people. That isn't playing.

>>83898409
>He didn't expect fucking Superman to be a good Dad

Jeez, man

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Fucking hate how post secret wars cable has lost all his fatherly character development and they've erased hope from existence, with cable not even mentioning she exists in uncanny avengers let alone worrying about her wearabouts/wellbeing what with all the terrigen.

shes the goddamn mutant messiah!

Cable was best dad

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I really enjoyed watching Thor and Hyperion being best dads for the zebra kids.

>>83912791
Hope was great because she was such a copy of her dad, or trying to be, except she's a 16 year old girl and not a ?? old grizzled time jumping mercenary

Farther figure Cable was really good