>Grating voice
>Obnoxious personality
>Cringy humor
>Cliched "redemption arc"
>Gemlet
Explain to me how peridot is "best gem"
The V-Neck of her shirt changes size and that pisses me off.
because I wanna dick it
>>83876792
Because.
>>83876956
Why do people ship her with Steven?
>>83877069
Crack shipping?
>>83877069
Compared to the other gems, she didn't raise Steven, so it feels less like Incest, and she's around the same height as him, so it doesn't feel like Pedophilia.
Plus, their interactions are pretty cute, to be honest. I prefer Steven to not to be paired with anyone, but next to Connie she's the closest character I'd be okay with.
>>83877069
>Steven stuck up for her before anyone else would
>he spent the most time trying to get to know her while she was a prisoner
>the events of in to Deep where she says she thinks higher of him than other earth beings
etc
it's nothing omg canon OTP proof tier but it's stuff that is easy ship justification
she just is. don't question, just embrace.
>>83877069
>she's smol
>she's not Connie
>she's smol
>she's cute
>she's smol
>she's vulnerable
>and smol.
>>83876792
Because the rest of the cast is even worse.
>>83877194
Off to your containment board.
she's a cute little goblin
>>83876792
lucky that /sug/ is in the /trash/ right now
>>83877274
This.
Pearl is a shit stuck in the past
Garnet is fucking herself 24/7
Amethyst is a fat moron
Lapis is a PTSD emo cunt
>>83877216
well also nature of the other CG with him.
Garnets pretty anti relationship in general as being a fusion she seems to be zen by herself as it were, and not need to find anyone.
Pearl's basically his 'mom' archetype figure and later episodes imply Pearl is much much much more likely to be romantically attached to rose specifically and only her, with some ship baiting stuff regarding amethyst.
Amy's likewise less 'romantic' minded, and has her female friend if they want human gem ship stuff with her.
Lapis would have probably been the top Steven ship given her damaged and hurt nature contrasting to his optimistic accepting one, but her story arcs mostly sink that possibility and put her more with jasper (for rape love logic) and Peridot (odd couple logic)
>>83876792
But Steven is best gem!
explain how there's still no male gems
Today on "Amor de Gema"...
>>83876792
>Narcissistic Garnet
>Manic depressive Pearl
>Depressed Lapis
>Obese slob Amethyst
>Jasper
Well it's not like she has much competition for the title.
>>83876792
>Grating voice
>Obnoxious personality
>Cringy humor
She reminds us of ourselves
>>83877452
>>83877369
Garnet was god-tier when we didn't know anything about her desu ;-;
>>83877468
>cue cheap electric organ music
>>83877483
I like Garnet in a different way, I appreciate the mother figure she is to Steven now, rather than more of a aloof leader.
>>83877369
Double this
>Garnet can't stop fucking herself long enough to even play a full goddamn game of baseball
>tells someone that their emotions they're feeling toward her aren't real just because it's attraction rather than love
>>83877491
>>83877491
>Steven's turn!
>>83876792
>4chan
>petite body
do the math
>>83876792
> all those details
Throw in fanart of her with a big ass and I'm harder than diamonds
>>83876792
Because she's Sheldon from Big Bang Theory only as a cute compact gem. Admit it, if Sheldon was a cute autistic girl with the same personality a lot more of you would tolerate her.
Bazinga
>>83877274
>>83877369
>>83877458
>forgetting about Space Jesus
>>83877582
I'll fight you in real life.
No one is as retarded and gay as Sheldon.
>>83876792
Short stack.
New episode when?
>>83877688
>new episode
>it's a Lapis Loser episode
That would be awful
>>83877676
that pic gets me randy
>>83877676
KETCHUP
BIG MACS
EXTRA CHEESE
EXTRA SAUCE
GET IN LINE
CAUSE IMMA BOSS
>>83877745
was the last of the in to deep episodes really the baseball one or is it just usual laziness in marathon order for CN weekend marathons to do in to deep halfway then random earlier episodes?
>>83877763
I could have sworn Steven actually makes a face similar to shiggidy.
>>83877764
Hit the Diamond was the end of the four week long "In too Deep" event.
>>83877676
>>83877809
well i'm glad it means i've caught up then but that seems a dumb place to end a bomb at.
>>83876917
>it
>>83877799
I know which one you're talking about, give me one minute to take a screenshot of it. I'm currently watching sonething at the moment.
>>83877848
>>83877676
why does everyone trying to make her hair actually hair somehow make it look worse?
>>83877369
>Garnet is fucking herself 24/7
>Implying that is a bad thing
You're just mad cos you're single
>>83877863
Tumblr likes ruining perfect things.
>>83877259
>smol
>tol
Why do people use that? To be cute?
>>83877881
Better to be self reliant than to be so dependent on another person that you can't function on your own.
>>83877881
it's not bad but hit the Diamond pretty much proved Ruby and Sapphire are annoying as fuck when not fused because of how much they tunnel vision trying to mack on each other.
their thirst is beyond mortal comprehension.
>>83877903
Dank tumlby-rumbly may-may, my good chum.
>>83876792
She's fun to shop with.
>>83877917
But Garnet is extremely self reliant, Ruby and Sapphire are garbage people but together they make best gem
>>83877799
>>83877854
This is the face
>>83877965
I am aroused beyond human comprehension. My dick is reaching into the damn 4th dimension.
>>83877974
>I Sure Hope You Gems Don't Do This
>>83876792
Why the fuck did Peridot's entire body become shorter/less elongated after losing her enhancers? She shouldn't be THAT short. Honestly Peri's character feels like Sugar just wanted to insert her Zim ripoff into the show.
>>83876792
Her mouth is at dick-height
>>83877452
>
>>83877468
>>83877491
>>83877519
so much cringe
>>83877971
If you have to rely on two other people becoming co-dependent to exist, it kind of defeats the purpose of being self-reliant.
>>83877676
god dammit plague.
>>83876792
She isn't; Lapis is.
>>83877881
Better single than completely dependent on another person to even function normally.
>>83878090
>You will never trick Peridot to suck your dick for research of human anatomy
>You will never shoot one load down her throat and pull out and fire a second across her visor
;_;
>>83878119
>Falling for the depressed meme gem.
She doesn't love anyone except Steven.
>>83877468
>constantly flipping people off
What did he mean by this?
>>83877676
Short stacks are meant to be short and STACKED. Peridot isn't stacked, she's just short.
>>83878119
>in the mirror she's making jokes with Steven and seems to be good humored
>is a emo asshole once she's released
>>83877917
hello Jasper! how's thing at the bottom of that cliff?
>>83876792
Alright OP I will try to explain it in two words:
Best gem
See? That wasn't so difficult to understand
>>83878119
Lapis is the worst.
She's a selfish little shit.
>>83877965
Fuck whoever wrote this and made me have feelings for her.
>>83878187
Jasper isn't against fusion anymore. And I'm just saying that Ruby and Sapphire really need to learn how to function independently. Nothing lasts forever.
>>83877627
brokenlynx tries too hard sometimes.
>>83878188
>Peridot
>Best Gem
Perifags are cancer
[Spoiler]Best Gem is Pearl :^)[Spoiler]
>>83878094
The ride never ends.
>>83878264
Poil and Peri are worst gems
>>83878279
>>83878264
>shit taste can't even spoiler right
>>83878314
>>83878264
>Can't even spoiler text
This proofs everything you say or ever will say is by default invalid
>>83876792
Because she's Sucrose's fanfic version of Zim just like the whole show
>>83878340
>>83877688
Well, misseps has conflicting info from 3 different schedules. One says the 29th at noon, one says the 30th at 6 PM, and the other says that Steven Floats isn't airing yet. Zap2it lists Steven Floats as airing on the 29th on the episode page, but on none of the actual schedules.I really should save a notepad of this.
In other news, happy 1 year anniversary of We Need to Talk! 23 episodes in 52 weeks!
>>83878314
Is it wrong that I actually kind of like this one, aside from Shirtless Steven?
>>83878364
>>83878378
>>83878368
I would be nice to experience, wouldn't it?
I've never watched this show, but based on the art I've seen, isn't she Steven's girlfriend or something?
>>83878444
pretty much
>>83878427
Don't make me feel this feel, anon.
>Those trips
Anon no...what have you done
>>83878444
She's more like Steven's little sister in-show.
>>83878081
Fresh OC
>>83878444
Nah, he just trusted that she was telling the truth about a looming danger.
>>83878471
What do you mean?
>>83878444
ENDGAME
>>83876792
I stopped watching because of her, I was already falling off the ride, but that character was the final push.
All this time I wished Pearl would stop being the most annoying character in the show and the Monkey Paw hear my prayers
>>83878489
Kek, nice.
>>83878500
E N D G A M E
>>83878498
You just confirmed it for disgusting pedoshippers like >>83878500
But no. They are good friends and something you could compare to a sibling like relationship
>>83876792
because autists
I hope Steven is Peridot's first fusion, though most likely it's going to be Lapis.
That was the cutest thing when Peridot went full virgin rejecting that slut Garnet's suggestion that they fuse.
>>83878479
It's subtext, Anon.
>>83878500
>ponytail Steven
Cute!
Peal is the best!
>>83878520
Endgame
>>83878500
TRIPS INTO DUBS
>>83878529
Whatever. I ship it, I guess.
>>83878560
>>83878560
You have shit taste bro
Peal is by far the worst gem
>>83878602
What is this dialogue from? It seems familiar.
>>83878602
This is so well animated
Peridot is the key to all of this.
If we can get Peridot working, because she's a funnier character than we've ever had.
>>83876792
because she's the creator's favorite at this point in time
she's also the star of lauren zuke's fan fic
>>83878560
Literally a dyke that can't move on.
>>83878636
So she's the Fonz of this show, got it.
Honestly peridot is the best thing about the show when she started out as the worst
It's amazing
>>83878642
>she's also the star of lauren zuke's fan fic
don't you mean Sugar's fan fic?
>>83878609
Yeah "peal" is lame. Im sure you like amethyst dont ya
She nearly ruined the show for me, good thing she won't show up as much now that the cluster arc is over.
>>83878674
lauren zuke's fan fic = barn mates
she's totally taken over sucrose's fic at this point. i hope they leave her in the barn for a long time.
what a qt
>>83878509
I feel the exact same way. Only difference is I still watch the show on-and-off to see if maybe I'll start liking it again. I'm about ready to give up, I've only watched one of the last batch of episodes.
What did he mean by this?
>peridot (and jasper) forcibly take lapis onto their ship and shuttle her back to the planet she was trapped on
>they interrogate her
>they lock her up
>lapis is stuck on earth for another few months
>peridot is mad that lapis doesn't immediately forgive her and become roommates
>steven: LAPIS, WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO HER
>lauren zuke makes lapis ooc and blush towards peridot at the end of the episode just to fuel her shitty crack ship
i'm not even a lapisfag but the show is so biased towards peridot it's fucking annoying.
>>83878864
Blame Zuke and Sucrose. This show would be so much better without the SJW agenda behind it.
>>83878883
what does this have to do with sjw agenda? you guys just use them as a scapegoat for everything.
like i would love another gem ship to become canon or at least hinted towards being canon but then they choose the worst one to tease.
>>83878864
Fuck, thought I was the only one annoyed by that. Lapis has legitimately good reasons to hate Peri. But no, Lapis is being a big meanie and they have to become besties.
>>83878103
Not really. A village of people, for instance, can be self reliant as an entity even if they depend on one another to survive. The cells in your body are extremely dependent on one another. Every big thing is made up of smaller things that that help it function.
>>83877259
>>/Tumblr/
>>83878925
>Ruby and Sapphire's bullshit in HTD
>Lars being an asshole and Sadie being a beta
>All the other shoehorned LGBT bullshit
>>83878178
Manipulating a child is somewhat in line with being an emo asshole.
>>83876792
Reminder that shitposters are making these things under the thin veil of talking about an aspect of Steven Universe when it reality they just want a Steven Universe General.
Please remember to ignore these posts and tell /sug/fags to go back into trash.
Remember when this show was a coming-of-age story about a kid with magical powers and his struggle learning to use them?
Now it's devolved into this shit.
>>83878972
the only shoehorned one to me is the lapidot ship tease cause that was actually super ooc
but i'm not straight so i don't assume every gay person that exists is part of some blogger's agenda.
>>83878623
Emporer's New Groove.
>>83878838
>2 hours alone
They wrote that on purpose. They knew what would happen.
>>83879261
Did they do a fug?
>>83878556
I mean, you can read the subtext however you want, but the overall relationship is pretty clearly one of an older brother/younger sister.
>>83879028
>Lars being an asshole and Sadie being a beta
>women can't be betas and men can't be assholes or else ESS JAY DUBYA
That's fucking retarded. Also I'm pretty sure sadie got a drop in screen time because of how unlikable she is.
>>83879324
B-but that's incest, anon!
>>83878864
>peridot is mad that lapis doesn't immediately forgive her and become roommates
no mate, peri is frustrated lapis doesn't give her a chance to show her she's changed, she gave up her the entire set of beliefs she was born into and she knows how big of a change it was, she wants lapis to understand; Steven witnessed her redemption, he watched her go from enemy to friend and also wants lapis to understand this
she's determined to show lapis that she's a different person now, this is why when she's told to fuck off she actually does it without complaint, giving lapis "her space"
>lapis ooc
are you serious? Every appearance of lapis up to this point is her not giving a fuck about space politics and only caring about the only person she legitimately trust which is steven, what exactly is out of character? a blush?
Jesus christ, i don't even watch this show as much as i do other cartoons but people always seem to go full retard when discussing it.
>>83876792>:3
>>83876792
>>83877069
Because their not actual fans of the show and can't support show-written pairs.
>>83878444
No, his actual love interest is a Indian female, named Connie.
Stevidotfags just like to insert their trash to amuse themselves.
>>83879895
Just like the crewniverse.
>>83879673
>They're
>>83878529
>pedoshippers
What is your logic? Peri is little, not a kid.
>>83877452
>>83877468
>>83877519
Why is Jontron holding Peridot's hand?
>>83880985
Things got weird after Jon left Game Grumps
>>83881039
really weird.
>>83878173
Neither's Midna, what's your point?
>>83881260
People are using the word wrong. As someone who likes short stacks, I don't want to see the term be misused.
>>83878560
If Peridot -really- wanted to get on her good side for keeps, she could forge her two new sabres from gem tech salvaged from the crashed hand-ship.
Because in all the stories Steven tells about her during the Rebellion had Pearl using twin swords and not a spear, and Peridot feels she's part of the rebellion now, and shit's going to start going down soon and she's scared.
>>83880876
Yes that's exactly the point. While small, she's an adult and Steven is not. Pull yourself together pedophile
>>83881668
He was for a while on his birthday a couple years ago.
>>83877515
>implying wanting to bone someone is always love
The mailman just had oneitis.
>>83877259
>smol
You need to be 18 to use 4chan
>>83878838
He loves everybody, though. Show's probably just going to end in one big Fusion-orgy.
what's a good femdom site/mistress that does custom clips? I have a wicked steven universe scenario involving lapis and steven and another involving steven and pearl that NEED to be commissioned and brought to life
I need mistresses that can roleplay well and do commissions and will put enthusiasm into the parts AND at least look like their characters. anyone have any suggestions?
>>83879366
>>83879028
I want to see Sadie realize that she has an unhealthy relationship to Lars and ditch the bastard.
>>83881963
Check /d/.
>>83881921
>>83881260
Imp Midna's hips are twice her shoulder width. If you can't call that stacked, it's thick at the very least.
NO ONE POST IT!
>>83881668
He's already had his bar mitzvah, he's a man.
>>83882510
"Stacked" refers to large breasts; large hips are always a welcome and common edition, but not necessary.
Wow! What is the was of that now we can all hear for the thread please.
>>83881921
>>83882951
>>83877851
yes it
>>83882977
>>83883064
This is best gem
>>83883313
You seem to have posted the wrong gem by mistake. Don't worry though, I've got you covered.
>>83883124
I'm not even a Perishipper, but hot-fuckin-damn that's bonerfuel if I ever saw it.
>>83877216
>she didn't raise Steven
Nor did the Gems
>>83884133
Greg may have raised Steven during his early childhood but Steven was raised by the gems through his adolesence. Whether it was effective is in question though.
>>83878677
Literally worse than lapidot
>>83884230
I'm pretty sure Gem Glow is one of the first days he's living with them
>>83876792
>Cliched "redemption arc"
Doesn't change the fact that it was done really well. For a children's cartoon it didn't feel rushed at all. Her progression from hating them, to working with them, to actually becoming friends with them felt very natural. Rather than suddenly caring about everyone for no reason, you can specifically see instances where Steven and the Crystal Gems influence her and leave positive impressions.
>>83884763
Any evidence you have to support this?
>>83876858
Everything in that show has inconsistent sizes. I really like Steven Universe but I've been really disappointed with how inconsistent with their proportions and perspectives.
Also like OP said, last couple episodes Peridot has been making really cringy jokes
>>83884763
The extended themesong short shows him moving in as a teeny tiny shota.
Steven is best gem, accept no substitutes.
>>83885409
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83885144
Not really. When he sing the song he's tiny but he looks like this when he actually moves to the temple.
>>83885409
STELEVIN IN BEVEN
>>83878365
>Year 1 of SU (Gem Glow-KBCW) was 31 episodes
>Year 2 (Fusion Cuisine-Too Far) was 42 episodes (43 if you count the fact that most of the shorts aired during this period)
>Year 3 has been 12 (counting steven floats) episodes so far
>>83885809
He's at least 8 years old in this picture.
>>83885409
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83876792
Garnet is best Gem, Pearl is worst Gem. Peridot is alright.
>>83885856
and for reference
>Year 1 of AT was 47 episodes
>Year 2 was 32 episodes
>Year 3 ended up being 40 episodes
>Year 1 of RS was 40 episodes
>Year 2 was 40 episodes
>Year 3 ended up being 42 episodes
>Year 1 of UG was 29 episodes
>Year 2 was 43 episodes (44 counting shorts)
>Year 3 so far is 32 episodes, counting ones that have already aired outside of the US and will premier soon in the US
Ruby and Sapphire are annoying as fuck
>>83885856
>>83886113
Lest we forget;
>Total hiatus time:540 days
>Time on air: 957 days
>Percent of time on hiatus: ~56.43%
>And counting
We have legitimately spent more time in hiatus than getting new episodes, and CN almost certainly has all of season 3 ready to go.
>>83876792extended peridot is better than this bullshit
>>83877676
Peridot isn't a shortstack, I know shortstacks, and and isn't one. Amy is more of a shortstack than peridot
>>83886514
no, fuck you
>>83886663
no fuck you, peridot was literally fine until they made her a gremlin, then all the fucking pedos such as yourself come out of the goddamn woodwork because now you can jack it to something that looks like a kid.
Fuck off
>>83878520
>TheGame
So did Peridot become retarded after she reformed herself?
>>83887173
No, she just got hypnotized by Steven's Murdercock Junior.
>>83887262
You'll never have game like Steven.
>>83886290
I wouldn't say ALL, but they probably have an extra two months worth
>the first episodes copyrighted 2014 and 2015 respectively aired during march of those years
>The first episode copyrighted 2016 was hit the diamond
>>83886729
But isn't she over a few thousand years old?
>>83886729
I feel bad for all the little people who can't have relationships because of this logic.
>>83888284
Is it true that Australia has banned flat-chested porn stars because it resembles child porn?
>>83888353
First I've heard. Wow.
>>83888508
Who drew this? It's perfect.
>>83876792
Because she's literally my girlfriend.
>>83888594
I want to cuck you.
>>83888353
No. It wasn't ever even seriously considered. It was one fruit loops group of radical fundies about on par with the 'Million Moms Parent Advisory Council' that consists of 6 old white guys and a fax machine that they use to send 97% of all the complaints the FTC receives about TV shows.
>>83877676
>plague
He did another one too
>>83888508
Cute!
>>83888665
>Shoulders that small
>Thighs that flabby
Wouldn't lift with/10
>>83876792
>>Grating voice
>>Obnoxious personality
subjective
>>Cringy humor
subjective, but I somewhat agree. I can't stand all the "lol sh's an alien, she doesn't get earth culture/terminology" jokes. Why the fuck would that make her think it's ok to throw greg off a roof
>>Cliched "redemption arc"
I like this cliche though
>>Gemlet
also agreed, she was more threatening and had a better design when she had her limb enhancers; they had to take those away to make her vulnerable enough to redeem, but they ruined her design in the process.
>>83877881
Don't let the anti garnet fag hear you.
>>83888599
You're welcome to try.
>>83888665
ABBBBBS
>>83877069
They're short, fat, retarded, and autistic, so Stephen is the perfect vehicle for them to self-insert as. Peridot is small and non-threatening to beta-neckbeards who can't even imagine what it's like to talk to a girl.
It's the perfect storm.
>>83891069
Ok.
>>83888538
>not knowing about Scribble
discount-supervillain.tumblr.com
>>83891205
sure thing stevonnie fag
>>83891691
Bitch I'd rather vote for Hillary than be cucked by your 4 inch beta dick.
>>83892059
>Implying you didn't vote for Hillary with a girlfriend like Peridot.
No wonder she likes my dick better than yours, cuck.
>>83892119
Now who in their right mind who browses 4chan ever vote for that murderer?
>>83877450
there's no female gems either
they're literally sentient rocks that are mined out of the ground
>>83879028
well it's not sucrose's fault you hate gay people.
>>83892217
I'm sure there are many people here with poor decision-making skills.
>>83884841
Extended intro + Steven asking about the things they do in the first episode
>>83882574
If it's short and has big titties, but no womanly hips, it's an oppai loli, not a shortstack. The hips are more important than the titties.
>>83892879
Oppai Loli is a very different, very Japan specific type of loli.
Short stacks are women (not loli) who have large breasts and sometimes (often) hips.
A good Japanese example of a short Stack is Popura from Working! (pic related).
Oppai loli is gross.
>>83887173
Yes, she basically became a worse Zim.
>>83893039
It should be noted that the breasts need not be large if the hips are big enough.
>>83893276
This would look better without the bell-pepper ass.
>>83878623
>>83879234
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veWkMhVeYRI
>>83878119
>>83878838
Platonically of course.
>>83885409
I BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83876792
animation iseasy
>>83878806
Whoa.
>>83878806
I like this artist.
Fun Fact: The SU pilot is one of only 2 of the modern CN pilots (the other one being Apple and Onion with Nick Bertonazzi Jr) to not have Robert Alvarez (who's been Animation Director/Timing Director/Sheet Timer and Director for a good chunk of CN's shows since the What a Cartoon days, serving as a A or THE (depending on the show) Animation Director/Timing Director/Sheet Timer/Director for shows like What a Cartoon, Dexter's Lab, Johnny Bravo, Cow and Chicken, both old and new PPG, Samurai Jack, Star Wars Clone Wars, Billy & Mandy, Gym Partner, Flapjack, Regular Show, Symbionic Titan, SMFA, UG, WBB, along with occational episodes on other shows) as Animation/Timing Director: It has Genndy Tartarkovsky instead
>>83895576
When the peri is just right
>>83895620
yes Rob, you can copypasta your wiki entry, we're all very impressed
>>83878557
Why didn't Rose?
>>83879370
>implying The Sugar wouldn't do it if they were 2 sisters
>>83895576
This is disturbing.
>>83876792
She's an alien being integrated into earth. It's the closest thing to realistic character development this show has had so far.
>>83883124
fug
I have this irrational feeling that there are a lot of females posting/browsing this thread. it makes me uncomfortable.
>>83885409
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83898430
nah
>Not liking Peridot both in her first and most recent episodes
>Not liking Peridot both in mecha suit and small
Seriously why not liking both? I've enjoyed Peridot's character development and storyarc, but I would love to see those limb enhancers back as well. Maybe like an occasional appearance, when Peri needs them for protection or work tools and in casual moments without them
>>83898430
I have a reason for laughing right now
>>83898430
> acting like it's a bad thing
>>83888876
>Why the fuck would that make her think it's ok to throw greg off a roof
No that makes sense. Gems don't get hurt the same way humans do.
>>83878164
but le dicksquad broe!!!
>>83886729
Bit anon, how does she look like a kid? In fact the good at of her has a big MATURE ass. In fact the real creeps are in the dofus and gwen threads. WHICH I ACTIVELY TRY TO DERAIL. Join me and we can make a real difference b against pedos you idiot.
Peridot is for fug and hug
>>83900870
She looks so bute with her hair down
>>83877582
...You managed to make me hate her even more.
>>83877938
I found it cute and funny. Especially since most shows barely have couples actually being couples with all their quirks.
>>83900870
But she hates you... it makes you love her more.
>>83901457
Moar
>>83886729
Answer this >>83900747 you fucking faggot. If you dont, then I'd assume you jerk off to straight up loli characters and are trying to take the heat off yourself. Face it. Peridot Is JUST Short.
>>83887173
i'd say so, she was a decent character when you only saw glimpses of her
>>83900747
>how does she look like a kid
>small
>acts like a 12 year old
>90% of fanart is shipping with another kid
>sudden spike in porn as soon as she loses her extenders
>shiggy
thats how, also props for your work in the gwen threads bruh
>>83877069
why wouldn't they?
>>83876792
shes 10/10 fap material, nuff siad
>>83876917
same here, you took the words right out of my mouth famalamb
>>83877519
connie gets cucked, its about time someone started drawing females getting cucked lol
>>83903280
2hours.gif
>>83903357
Here's some more, just for you.
>>83903408
Two-for-one special.
>>83879261
holy sheeeeit 10/10 son!!!
>>83903469
Anyone have that pic of Steven introducing Connie to Peridot and the whole time Peridot is making sexy poses against the wall?
>>83903512
Here it is.
>>83903357
Now all we need is ruby or sapphire getting cucked
>>83903357
>>83903408
How does Steven expect to live a normal life married to an alien?
>>83903469
>>83903887
Steven's probably the best suited to make it work.
>>83903887
wow your stupid, he is alien, he isn't even half human because he is just his mom shapeshift into a little boy with magical amnesia so she can live a new life as a he, steven universe is just a metephor for transgenderism
so long story short steven would be with his own kind and live an actual normal life for his kind, this would also cuck pearl in the process to since it would technically be rose being with pewridot if your really really REALLLY think about it
>>83904008
Never doubt the worm.
>>83904054
Meant for
>>83903891
I like her voice, it makes her soo cute, specially when she gets excited over things.
>>83904170
>the way she says "Stevennnnn" in When it Rains
Gave me a huge cuteboner.
>>83904352
I get cuteboners too, many times actually.
There's something fuzz
>>83878324
>>83878346
>there are people too autistic to realize he was doing it on purpose
>>83904398
*There's something fuzzy I feel inside when she has her cute moments.
>>83904423
>"I was only pretending to be retarded!"
>>83877965
Peridot putting on those boxers is the best decision the crew ever made.
>>83903143
I thought she was just autistic, not a 12 year old. The fanart I usually see if her has her looking 10/10 with nice titties and ass. Also let's focus on the gwen threads. Unless they're fapping to Steven himself, I don't see a problem with the SU fanart.
>>83876792
>awesome voice
>funny personality
>great humor
>well done redemption arc
>small and adorable
there. you just have shit taste.
>>83891814
>implying I'd want best girl getting stuck with that fat retarded pile of lard
They should just cut out the middleman and have Connie and Peridot having awkward sloppy nerdy makeouts
>>83904971
>wanting the Poo anywhere near Peridot.
How about pairing her with Pearl? They could bond over being cucked by Rose.
>>83876792
>Cliched "redemption arc"
I'm a sucker for these if they are done well enough.
Plus, of all the gems she has the sturdiest bantz armour whereas others routinely get butthurt and require at least half of their screentime along with the better part of an episode to get over it.
Considering the amount of screentime and development she's been dedicated I wouldn't be surprised to see Peridot take over as main character.
We've gotten to know her and follow her trials extremely closely which makes us attached to her, while most of the shit done by other gems happened off-screen thousands of years ago. Like who cares?
>>83905392
>All those threads jokingly suggesting Peridemption
>mfw it actually happened and /co/ fucking exploded
Awoo~
>>83905430
>Implying that the Crewniverse doesn't intentionally leak info to make the fanbase explode when they're right.
They're almost all known to browse/have browsed 4chan, it wouldn't surprise me in the least. CN's official rerun block for those episodes is even called "Peridot's Redemption" for crying out loud.
>>83905430
Was there ever a time when it wasn't obvious? Are there people who believe Jasper won't get redemption too?
>>83905493godzilla roar
>>83905514
>>83905543
Just like Connie is temporary right? Get fucked, people who pretend they knew all along are the worst.
>>83905402
>I wouldn't be surprised to see Peridot take over as main character.
I doubt it.
Remember that she had been relegated to the shed along with Lapis. Back when she used to inhabit Steven's shitter it was impossible to have an episode without practically tripping over her, but now there is a crude plot device that might as well keep her out of view and save her for select few episodes.
>>83878173
bitch you blind? She's stacked, just on the bottom not the top
>>83905615
I'm not claiming to have known shit, I just find the idea of the Crewniverse intentionally leaking stuff amusing. I'd also be pretty shocked if Steven/Connie wasn't endgame, I don't even know what you're on about.
>>83905543
>Are there people who believe Jasper won't get redemption too?
For all we know, her 'redemption' might boil down to becoming one with the Cluster forever, nirvana-wise.
We know nothing.
>>83905615
>he didn't know
Direct your rage inward, child. That is where the problem lies.
>>83905619
Shift in locale, the house is boring. The shed has all the cool shit, like crayons and a blackboard.
>>83905543
I do. That's just because I believe the crew has some sense of dignity.She's probably still getting a redemption arc.
>>83888508
Someone post the deleted scene from Steven's Birthday where she learns to eat.
>>83905683
We have data points with which we can extrapolate. If gem redemption were a random process, it wouldn't be enough, but it's directly controlled by Sucrose and company, so it's significantly more predictable. Not 100%, but you can exclude numerous possibilities and narrow it down to a reasonable degree.
Peridot "Call Diamond a clod, get Steven's rod, hot bod, make the cluster a fraud"
>>83905881
I'm not ruling it out completely, but to writers it is a tool that will be used to fully flesh out the rest of their stories. Could be as a closure to third season, could be as a turning point within series' finale.
>>83903887
nobody in their universe seems to give a shit about the crystal gems anyways.
>>83905824
That's a funny way to believe in something.
>>83898988
>>83904581
>>83905392
This
>>83904170
Yeah I like how she often places emphasis on the wrong syllable of a word
>>83905543
>Was there ever a time when it wasn't obvious?
I remember a time around Keeping it Together where people were temporarily doubtful about it. The episode presented Peridot being possibly responsible for the cluster abominations.
"If she made those horrible former Crystal Gem mutants, how could she possibly be redeemed?!"
But When It Rains explained she didn't
KAPOWEE
>>83907387
KAPOWIE
>>83907478
K A P O W I E
I just want to know sapphire's weapon already
brass knuckles would explain the gloves-to-gauntlets transformation best but make no sense for her personality
Future vision won't work since that's an ability, not a weapon, and pearl said every gem has a weapon
Shades make symbolic sense and also explain where garnet and every one of her fusions get their shades from, but they do nothing
the Goggles do something, make symbolic and logical sense, and get summoned from her gem, but they don't really mix well with gloves to make gauntlets
>>83877069
Shy tsun types with lovey-dovey hopeful types who don't mind their sperging is the cutest fucking thing ever.
>>83877431
I thought Stevenonnie/Garnet was best gem.
>>83908390
>Fusions
>Gem
>>83908474
Peridot, pls, not this shit again.
>>83908583
They're multiple gems.
>>83885409
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83908583
>>83909547
Same.
>>83905830
I gotchu senpai.
>>83876792
Memes.
>>83910289
>>83910314
>>83910430
As much as I like Zuke's style generally, she drew Pearl really strange here. She's drawn Pearl really well before, I wonder what was going on with these boards.
>>83910430
Where's the rest? The part where Peridot learns how all that food is supposed to leave her body?
I am legitimately sad that I will never cuddle Peridot
>>83910657
well you're seeing the actual boards, not what comes out with the final animation
>>83910988
Well there was no final animation there, and Zuke drew those regardless, so I don't really see what you're getting at. She's drawn Pearl way better than that before, even in sketches.
>>83910893
Me too
>>83911044
pearl looks the same to me
is this the /sug/?
>>83907387
>>83911100
Nah nah, she's fine there too. It's just those "Peridot learns to eat" boards, she looks way off. Something about the shape of the eyes and size of the head, it's unbalanced looking.
>>83911217
maybe because they're rough storyboards and not final?
>>83876792
because even despite all that she is still a better written character then any of the other Crystal gems. Her actions actually make sense from what we are given from all the episodes, rather then characters with supposed lore to them and tragic back stories we do not fully see that is supposed to automatically gain our sympathy and completely forgive them being terrible people.
>>83912716
This. I've been spoiled by this level or writing, I'm not even going to watch future episodes that don't feature Peridot.
whoop
>>83885409
Believe in steven.
NEW PERI CLIP
http://swankivy.tumblr.com/post/146182788797/peridot-discovers-velcro-clip-from-upcoming
>>83887866
>>83876792
is steven floats still the latest episode? casual here.
>>83915153
it STILL hasn't aired in america yet, so YEH
>>83885898
At least, but that age is also when he stopped physically aging, so it's not far-fetched to assume this happened not too long before the first episode.
>>83915280
>>83877069
Beats me. I'd rather he end up with Lapis. Better than that boring Indian girl.
>>83914911
Ah man, maybe they really ARE going to announce something soon!
>>83877281
/vg/?
>>83877069
GREEN IS BEST
>>83914911
Well I didn't expect it to be legit.
/co/ and /sug/ btfo I guess
>>83916255
>wanting the person who was one half of Malachite anywhere near Steven romantically.
Lapis needs romance as much as a bottle of water needs ammonia.
>>83877069
I don't know
steven should not be for shipping
his thing with connie is cute and all but I can't imagine being any more invested in his love life than that
why can't people just enjoy his relationship with peridot for what it is? not everything has to be romance
>>83916444
Trips of truth.
>>83878086
Her enhancers were pretty long.
>>83878353
How?
I never understood what people meant calling a work of fiction "fanfiction".
>>83878509
>>83878786
You're missing out.
>>83879117
It's still about that.
The shipping bullshit has just increased because there's someone other than Connie to ship Steven with.
Jesus Christ, I don't want to know what level of autism you have to have to find that design appealing.
What in the actual fuck.
>>83916690
Just Aspergers Syndrome.
>>83916690
elaborate
>>83916690
You're well past it, faggot.
>>83916730
Oh no! Ass burgers!
>>83884984
How cringey?
>>83916777
Yeah, Aspergers. It sucks I suppose but I get by.
>>83903066
Translation; We knew so little about her so we could insert our ideas for her.
>>83877069
Because it triggers Tumblr.
>>83903891
peri, no, he is son of mudercock
>>83916879
>>83916906
This alone is reason to ship Stevidot. Anything to spite the Tumbl-bums.
>>83917007
It's fine. Murdercock Junior has a decreased mortality rate.
>>83916879
>>83916906
This is made hilarious knowing that Rebecca Sugar made EddyXEdd porn and ZimXDib porn.
>>83917063
So far.
>>83917060
Sounds like a pretty shitty reason actually.
>>83917060
>>83917088
Yeah, it sounds really petty.
>>83917088
Half of the entire purpose of 4chan is to piss off the kind of people Tumblr attracts. I'm all for shitting down some throats.
>>83917088
>>83917136
What are you, faggots? They try to piss us off all the time.
>>83878086
>>83878353
>>83878086
>>83917070
mfw Sucrose made an Invader Zim self insert and shipped herself with Dib.
>>83917200
Dude, once you realize tumblr is just another place to find porn, the minority of SJWs won't even get to you. It'd be embarassing to sink to their level.
she smol
>>83917332
>small
>>83917088
>>83917136
It is petty, but these are the people that shamed a girl into attempting suicide. They are the pus-spewing teratoma on the sagging tits of the Internet, ejecting their toxic bile and chunks of malformed teeth the picosecond someone rattles their cage. If it made them feel sick, I would see Tumblr flooded with the stuff.Lil' aside, I actually prefer Connie and Steven because it's established.
>>83917294
>minority
Why do I get the feeling you aren't who you say you are?
>>83917398
Peridot would make a much more interesting love interest than Connie, in my opinion. That's the main reason I ship it, but I agree that Tumblr is an actual cesspool.
>>83917200
>4chan
>ever getting baited by tumblr
It's stupid enough to be true.
>>83905615
go look in old threads if you want, there were tons of arguments about it. I remember not being able to wrap my head around the fact that people thought it would go anywhere else. it's kinda like now with lapis and jasper. erryone gonna get development and positive growth in this show, it's just how it is
Even if a character doesn't end up allying with the CG's, you know we're gonna get both sides of the issue and at least get to see that from their perspective, they're not bad. But with the HW trio, they always just seemed like they were set up to be a vegeta sort of deal. Their introductions made them seem important and like they'd be in the story a lot, they looked like a secondary team parallel to Garnet/Pearl/Amethyst, and it just seems natural that they'll become a part of the cast. Steven befriends everybody
Jasper's gonna be the hardest though by far, and it will probably take a lot out of Steven in the process of dealing with her. The show will probably psyche us and make it seem totally impossible before he gets through to her though
In any case, I'm hoping it's going to be really fucking good. Most people in the fanbase have completely written her off without even really knowing her. I can't wait to know more about her background and motivations
>>83917403
>teleports behind you
>unsheathes katana
Nothing personnel, CIS shitlord
>>83917468
The entire Internet is a cesspool. Some are just more honest about it than others.
>>83917398
>It is petty, but these are the people that shamed a girl into attempting suicide
Didn't 4chan edit a suicidal girl's pic into Jeff the Killer?
>>83917490
*laughs arrogantly*
You fool! Do you really think you could wound me so easily?
*rips the sword out of his chest, backflips over you, and chops you in half*
Next time, try to make me break a sweat.
>>83917599
Yeah, but at least we don't advertise ourselves as a place of acceptance, diversity, and kindness.
>>83917630
No, but we advertise ourselves as the patricians of the internet and the champions of logic and reason. I mean come on, you can't get more elitist than this site.
>>83917681
Fair enough, but I'd take a bunch of elitist assholes over Tumblr any day.
>>83917681
>champions of logic and reason
I thought we advertised ourselves as the internet hate machine.
Or the Lords Shitpost, depending.
>>83917705
What's the use of picking your poison if you're just going to die painfully.
>>83917755
Because I've built up a tolerance for the one I've picked. You could say that I even enjoy seeing what it can do. But the other shit? Fuck that.
>>83914911
An anon's posted a couple of new pictures in the verbotenland, says it's a video and will post it soon. Here's what he got. 1/2.
>>83917901
>>83917901
>>83917920
That's cute as fuck.
I hope we have more cute Steven/Peridot momentsso I can take them out of context.
>>83914911
https://youtu.be/mSF7odhdJPY
Youtube mirror
>>83917901
>>83917920
Zukidot OTP!!!!!!!!!
>>83917901
>>83917920
>TV Guide and Zap2It's schedules for SU have been wiped out
OH FUG
>>83918074
>the flower in her hair
B E S T G I R L
>>83918186
So?
>>83918074
>Steven and Peridot planning a date of some kind.
Connie's gonna get jealous.
>>83917901
>>83917920
WHERE'S THE LEAKS
>>83918220
I think it's a gift bow. She must be working with craft supplies. Limb enhancers, perhaps?
>>83918239
So they were showing the rest of the month's schedule before now, these just got leaked, the summer solstice is tomorrow, and the event is called the Summer of Steven.
In other words, announcement looking very likely very soon.
>>83885409
There MUST be WAR
>>83918265
Well she's velcroed what looks to be an ipad to her wrist, so yeah I guess she's trying to replicate her log/screen thing
>>83918524
>Peridot is now an artistic, creative, and nerdy girl with a nice ass.
How do I put myself into the T.V. world. I want to be as close to this vision of perfection as possible.
>>83918675
She's given me a xeno fetish
>>83918716
And we're not advanced enough to pollute alien gene pools yet. Why are we even here? What are we supposed to be doing?
>>83918741
We have to follow the ways of Greg Universe. Lure them in with our kindness and charm. THEN BAM! Murdercock! They'll never see it coming.
>>83918801
But then we'd have to keep finding aliens and raise children. How about we just use regular cocks?
>>83918074
>Peridot is still going to hang out at Steven's house and hasn't been banished to the barn
Well that's a relief.
>>83918834
You don't see the bigger picture here, we are going to breed an optimal Quartz/Human hybrid, then he is going to breed with another Quartz. His kin is effectively a Permafusion as they have 2 gems. We keep going until we have a hybrid with the most amount of gems possible. Absolutely unstoppable.
>>83919049
I have a feeling that would backfire horribly eventually. I'll stick to the one Peridot I'll probably be able to attract.
>>83919118
We just have to teach it to love. Steven learned how to love, it can't be that hard.
>>83919156
Yeah, but I can't shake the feeling that it's end up looking like some forced fusion monster. I
>>83919183
Hey, hey hey! If we can accept the cluster, we can accept this hybrid!
>>83919256
I know, but one would have to feel bad for the mother.
>>83917901
>>83917920
>>83918074
So, this is Too Short to Ride, isn't it?
Like, what else could it be?
>Peridot & Steven hanging out
>Peridot using an IPad as a replacement for her monitor
>Peridot with a giant alien plushy like the kind you'd get at a carnival
Dammit Summer of Steven, start already.
>>83919486
Steven wants to fug Peridot, but she's too short to ride his magnum dong. They eventually shapeshift to fix this.
>>83919562
Correction, Steven shapeshifts while Peridot builds limb enhancers.
>>83917475
What, that's what you're bragging about? The twist isn't that she's sympathetic, the twist is that she's a little kid who falls in love with Steven.
>>83919486
>If you assume that the order that the leaked list goes is in production order then short to ride is a florido and zuke episode
YEP IT'S TOO SHORT TO RIDE
>>83919486
So Steven wins Peridot a Zuke plushie
>>83916879
Yeah but Connie's like 12 so that's pedophilia too.
>>83920201
technically they're both 12, so it's really just pedophilia if you're an adult that's jerking off to it.
Why is Steven X Peridot considered pedophilia in some places while shit like Finn X PB is considered OK?
>>83912716
it always pissed me off that Peridot got tied to a fence for wanting Garnet to unfuse.
I mean, to her Fusion is only done for combat. to her it would be like someone who was always holding an assault rifle, with their finger on the trigger and the safety off.
Peri didnt even insult her, she just said it made her uncomfortable.
That was when i knew Garnet was not best gem.
>>83917901
>>83917920
>>83918074
>>83921571
finn looks and acts like a young teen
steven looks and acts like a 10 year old
like, finn at least looks like he has some hair on his balls. if bmo isn't plucking them
but still, I don't really like finn/pb for that reason anyway. it can be hot in an /ss/ sort of way, but I never really liked the actual ship
>>83922012
Peridot looks and acts about the same age as Steven, so what's the problem with that?
>>83917901
>>83917920
>>83919486
>>83918074
HNNNNNNNGG WHY IS SHE SO CUTE
And hooray for Peri and possibly Lapis not being forgotten back at the gaybarn
maybe steven or lapis (with steven's advice) got peridot the tablet as a gift to replace her recorder. it would explain the gift bow on her hair and the white paper/possible wrapping on the floor by the couch
>>83922398
Maybe she's there because Lapis kicked her out the barn.
>>83918895
>>83922298
I still don't get how people could keep thinking that this would happen.
They went out of their way in SWI to point out that there's a warp pad right besides the barn.
Like, expositionally blatent
>"Let's get to the nearest warp pad!"
>They run past the first hill
>Seen warping off
Clearly Peridot and Lapis aren't considered far away here.
It was just a means to give them their own space without having to directly address the Temple yet cause they want to save that shit for later.
>>83922841
Personally I've been let down by other shows before, introducing and developing characters and than just completely forgot about them. But yeah having them point out there's a fucking warp pad before, shows they can't possibly get rid of these two that easily. Thank fuck about that
>>83905165
mite b cool
>>83905543
Didn't Jasper die?
>>83916690
Advanced Autism.That animated gif of Peridot getting her pussy pounded by Slappyfrog was pretty hot though desu.
>>83917901
>>83917920AYY
>>83920258
Anything fun is bad according to tumblr.
Loli is pedo.
Regular women is objectifying women.
If tumblr had their way, all we'd be able to fap to is paint drying on the wall.
>>83917901
>>83917920
>>83918074
>>83919486
we better get Lapis episodes out of this summer too
Peridot already had enough and she's still getting more
úgh
>Would you mind unfusing? It's making me incredibly uncomfortable.
>*laugh track
>>83916879
> Mfw I'm the only one that knows tumblr is right
>>83918074
Sooo...she watching anime now?
>>83917920
Hnnnnnnnnng
>>83923306
lapis dropped the ball with her episodes. they simply don't know what to do with the character, same old world was trash.
>>83885409
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
>>83917920
All of this Pericute.
This is a quality thread.
>>83924238
>>83924396
>>83924432
>>83924432
Guys, what does it feel like to have a Waifu? Im getting a little bit worried here guys.
>>83924668
There's an easy way to figure out if you're considering waifuing someone. Do you want to protect her smile?
>>83924001
Gems don't sleep and Steven's probably a weeb. It's only natural that she'd become infected with it.
>>83924668
>>83924705
I'd describe it as wanting to wreck every hole in her body with a torrent of shame-gravy, but also want to be around to help clean her off.
>>83924755
Yeah, you're waifuing her.
>>83924755
Oh you!
What's for breakfast?
>>83924755
She's pure. You would ruin her. I don't want to see her turn into a cum loving leg spreader.
>>83924846
Rice.
>>83925245
Rice? That sounds... Nice! Nyeheheheheh!
>>83925245
Don't forget the salt, Anon.
>>83925478
What a cute little nerd.
>>83918074
Official short
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZqGFuC6TlM&
>>83925800
The cute never ends.
>>83925800
>good thing I grew out of those shoes
What did he mean by this?
>>83925953
>>83926052
>>83877458
So she isn't so much best gem as she is least bad gem
>>83877246
>smiley shit has its eyes shut close.
>peridot's expression looks more bittersweet
this triggers the autisms
>>83926034
Very kinky shit.
>>83926254
Kinky you say?
>>83926406
Yes.
>>83925800
So, what are your predictions?
>the ribbon in her hair
>hnnnng
>>83877216
>Steven X Peridot
>Not PedophiliaSteven is older than she is.
>>83927418
Steven/Peridot bonding episode leading into Know Your Fusion, when they fuse.
>>83927450
Kinky.
>>83927483
That file is as almost as small as Peridot.
>>83885898
[citation needed]
>>83927574
Sorry, uploaded the wrong.
>>83876792
She's not the best, but she can be enjoyable. Hope they don't flanderise her tho.
>>83927456
>Steven sits her down to try shoes on.
>He is gentle with her feet.
>Peridot bites her lip when he slides different shoes on.
"Do they fit good?"
>Peri just nods.
>her toes curl when he takes the shoes off.
>>83927818
So, she has a clothing fetish? Interesting.....
So can we turn this into a Peridot thread now?
>>83928158
What was it before?
>>83928193
Your standard /co/ bait thread.
>>83928285
It failed miserably.
>>83898430
>implying females don't also want to fuck peri
>>83928285
Goddamn...
>>83927598
Steven stopped aging when he was 8.
>>83928525
>chin hair.
>>83928285
Is there more to this image?
>>83928847
Yes.
>>83928885
link?
>>83929173
>page 10
This was a fun thread.
>>83929173
I can't find a link to that particular picture, but the artists name is gnome-no.
>>83929476
Found it, thank you.
>>83929571
Enjoy your wank.
>>83929659
Nah, it's too cute
>>83929799
You can wank to cute.I know I have.