>You drop your child off at school. >you go in to meet

>>83847485
I disguise as a child and enroll myself

>>83847485

I creep on her.

>>83847485
see if I can date her and then when we have sex see what kind of weird stuff she's into
Like, i'm just assuming that she's transformed into a horse and gone out into the field to get mated, but that's just because that's my fetish

>>83847485
Ask if I can go along on a field trip as a parent volunteer

Try not to die

>Get home from long day at work
>ask daughter what she did at school today
>she tells me she turned into an egg and then got jizzed on by a salmon

Hell no. I volunteer as a chaperone for every field trip.

>>83847485
That show has literally taught me more useful facts than public school did at that age.
Why the hell is is necessary to know all 50 state capitals by heart?

>>83847485
Are you fucking crazy? The Frizz was the GOAT. Sure the kids were often seemingly in danger, but she always had things under control.
>>83847501
See this anon knows whats up.

>>83847501
the only answer

>>83848236
>Why the hell is is necessary to know all 50 state capitals by heart?

Because it separates you from morons?

>>83847527
As her Lizard?

When it comes to Ms Frizzle I never pull out.

>>83848777
does it?
because if a moron can memorize all 50 state capitals, doesn't the system fail?

>>83848777
Like you actually know all 50 capitals off the top of your head, and are intellectually stimulated by it.

>>83847485

Leave kid with her then try and find a way to become a student in her class

>>83848777
If that single bit of trivia is literally the only dividing line between a moron and a non-moron regardless of all other knowledge, then being a moron isn't a big deal.

>>83848777
I dunno, man. That information is about as useful as memorizing state birds.

>>83849155
god that raccoon wants it and i'm not even a furfag

>>83847485
No I try to get in her pants and pound that hairy bush

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>>83849189
>Okay class, today we're going to learn about the mating habits of raccoons.
>Now, who wants to be the male raccoon to help me demonstrate to the class.

>hey hon how was school today?

>great! We went on a field trip through a dogs reproductive system!

>...what?

>Dorothy even got to have puppies!

>WHAT

>and ms teacher turned us all into sperm so we coukd experience the rigors of-

>WHAT

>>83849217
>>83849155
>>>/trash/

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>>83849255
Feeling crabby, anon?

>>83849303
CARLOS

>>83847728
keked loud

Is that reeboot still happening?

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I am beyond redemption.
That's the bus.

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>>83848777

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>>83849327

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>Ms.Frizzle has had contact with aliens

>she might even be one in disguise

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>Ms. Frizzle invites her home with her after a few drinks

>after things start getting intimate she motions you to the garage

>the school bus is in there she tells you to get on

> with you on board the bus starts shrinking and changing into the shape of a dildo

>she picks it up with you inside and goes into the bedroom

>she starts going to town on herself, you are thrashed around inside

>all of a sudden the tip opens and you are shot out you are now inside a sperm vessel traveling towards her egg

>you impregnate her egg, now she is pregnant and you are the child in her womb

>nine months later she gives birth to you,you are still conscious of who you are and everything that has happened but now you are a newborn baby

>>83849552
hot damn

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>that one time they where running from a literal ball of shit rolling down somebodys intestines

>that episode where she changes all the kids ethnicities so they can learn about rascism

>>83849531
>she's so dedicated to education that she told her TARDIS to make her regenerate with only one heart

>>83849238
>well at least now I don't have to give that talk

>>83849750
>The Schoolbus is a TARDIS

That.. makes a lot of sense

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>>83849552

>>83847728
>she tells me she got turned into a plant and her classmates went inside her body to take a look at her ovaries

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>>83849552

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>>83849552
Oedipus? Is that you?

>>83849750
>She told her TARDIS to make her regenerate...
That's not how it works.

>>83848236
Most of facts are just memorization, whether mentally or through muscle memory. How to spell, how to write, how to type, definitions of words, etc. Why is it important to know who was in World War II? It's just random memorization, all I need to know is Nazi, Germany, and Hitler right? Why do I need to know who our presidents were? Eh, as long as I know is Washington, Lincoln, and whoever our current president is and I should be good, right?

It's important to know so when you live in your own country and someone says, "I'm from Delaware", you don't question whether or not that is a state or a city. It's important to know so when someone says, "I'm from New York", you don't only think of Manhattan. When someone says, "You know, all these current political issues are just reminiscent of what John Adams went through", you don't think "John Adams? Isn't that a beer company?".

Knowing this shit doesn't make you intelligent, it just makes you not an idiot who only memorizes Pokemon and Star Wars trivia.

>>83849552
I want whatever you've been smoking.

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>>83849552
wat

>>83847775
>be the involved parent who tags along
>use my dad powers and try to out-pun Carlos

>>83849552

I'll be honest. That's pretty creative if a bit ridiculous.

>funny thread opening

>turns into a demented sex thread

Whats wrong with you faggots?

>>83853280
first day?

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Y-you need to have a chaperone on your field trips, don't you?

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>>83848236
>5th grade class had to sing 50 Nifty United States at our graduation
>There was also this group of kids who sang it nonstop at recess every day
>Have that song permanently burned into my brain as a result
>I can hear it right now as I post, and so can you

>>83850997
Please, enlighten us.
I could've sworn the Doctor once said regeneration is the result of technology rather than an inherent ability, which is why he has a set number of extra lives.

>>83853295

no, always been here. it's just disappointing. why can't you guys be weirdos instead of being sexually demented weirdos? people would like you better

>>83848236
desu I only learned them because I was in middle school quiz bowl.

Now, I did have to memorize the 27 amendments for AP US History, and I did it, but I failed because I didn't list the "titles."

>>83853447
who cares?

>>83853486

obviously me

>>83851061
Most people don't seem to have any structure to the facts they memorized and can't draw any kind of conclusion or even consider that what they know is relevant outside exam.

>>83853280
It gets rather tedious, doesn't it?

>>83847485
I work at an elementary school as a teachers aid and having her as the teacher would be fucking amazing.

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>>83853280

>>83853486
People who don't want threads derailed by others who want to talk about how much they want to sex /co/ characters, instead of staying on topic.

Fuck no, those kids learned.

Also, FrizzleXMary Poppins OTP.

>>83853679
What's stopping you from continuing the disscusion anon?

>Little Richard sang the theme song

That was already my jam, now I know why.

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>>83849552
What is this fetish called? Is this the Oedipus Complex in it's final form?

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Kid's about to get the greatest education of their young life

>>83849457
W-Where can I find more of Bus-tan?

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>>83849552
You clearly have been thinking about this for a while

>Ms. Frizzle will never roughly peg you for hours on end with some bizarre hi-tech strap-on
Why live?

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>>83853368
50 nifty united states from the 13 original colonies
I can fucking remember this but I can't memorize fucking formulas in math 105 now.
I want off this ride

>>83854011
>Scout 'em shout 'em tell all about 'em

>>83854011
college algebra is easy you fucking nerd
what's difference formula

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>>83854068
Why must you do this to me anon

>>83854092
I have a test on that Monday. Something to do with x2-x1 and the same for y.
I'm not a math dude my field is education with a concentration in literature

>>83854096
>One by one til we've given a name
>to every state
>in the good ol'
>YUUU ESSS AYYY

Why is my hair bigger in the front than it is the back?

>>83854118
root (x2-x1)^2 + (y2-y1)^2

solve for (3,4) (2,5)

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>>83849043

>>83849155
That's my face when I see a new meme

>>83849552
Sounds like you were Being John Malkofrizz.

>>83853416
Nah, it's a biological thing that rasilon started. He is also the one who set a limit on other time lords regenerations so that they wouldn't live as long as him. but don't quote me on that, my Who knowledge isn't exactly up to date

>>83853416
Are you talking about when Smith regenerated into Capaldi?
I see it as an asspull.

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What do you think sex ed with the Friz would be like?

>>83853416
The lore never agreed with itself. It pulled all sorts of weird shit. When first regeneration was written in in the sixties, they said TARDIS "renewed" the Doctor and, indeed, new actor kinda looked like the younger version of elderly William Hartnell. The second Doctor instead was forced to "Change his appearance" instead of usual process.

At certain points it seemed to be agreed that regeneration energy can be transferred from person to person to bypass the limit - stealing regeneration from Doctor was villains' plot at least twice, but where it came from is never agreed upon between anyone. Even Steven Moffat doesn't agree with himself.

>>83854770
We already saw it. That was the focus of an episode.

>>83854795
>Even Steven Moffat doesn't agree with himself.
You say that like he manages to usually keep things straight.

Protip: Steven Moffat is fucking terrible

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>>83849457
I'm going to need some sauce with this steak anon.

>>83854770
>>83854811 + kinky stuff explained with frightening frankness while being surprisingly kid-friendly.

>>83854770
>Take chances!
>Make mistakes!
>Get messy!

>>83849552
I would take this no questions asked. Immortality? Yes please.

sex-ed classes with her must be really fucking weird

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IS THIS THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

>>83854966
No, this is Carlos.

>>83854926
EVERY CLASS WITH HER IS WEIRD

WE SAW WHAT A SEX-ED CLASS WAS

THEY GOT A FACEFULL OF FISH JIZZ

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>>83854986
MAGIC SCHOOL BUS?

>>83854966
>1
just strap your buns right to the seat

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>>83849457
I guess I'm a ghostbuster.

Because bus-tan makes me feel good.

>>83847485
> do you pull your kid out of that class
> When the teach' is Miss Fucking Friz.
Kill yourself. Best teacher of all time, period.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v53mhRXXT2g

>>83854966
Ultimate Power

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>>83855009
Imagine being this guy and everyday you have to talk to little shit kids calling and saying "HEY YOU CAN'T REALLY BE AS SMALL AS A BUG!" Like no shit, kid. I'm surprised he didn't kill himself by the end of the show.

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>>83855029
my sides

>>83855063
Who the fuck was that guy anyways?

>>83848777
>the best education systems in the world are south korea, japan and the uk
>none of them have to memorise all 50 state capitals of the usa

clearly whoever does these 'best education system' lists doesn't know their facts

>>83855088
'The Producer' basically the disclaimer at the end of each episode because kids are probably dumb enough to believe the show is real and they want to crush that magical naivety.

>>83855118
They should've just let kids believe it was real.

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>>83855141
I agree.

>>83847485
Wonder if she's single of course if I'm a single parent who love just die or divorced

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>>83849388
>Is that reeboot still happening?
This. When the hell is it going to air?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk_541CGS-M
>inb4 it got cancelled
Fuck my shit up.

>>83848777
Mechanical memorization of lists is not a sign of intelligence. Logical thinking, reasoning skills and ability to find and analyze information is.

People know state capitals but they don't know their constitution. They argue about GMO and don't even know what genes are. Most of the school knowledge is useless, fractured or disconnected from reality. I don't know if it is because it's easier to measure, because educators are lazy or it's a conspiracy. But nothing I learned in school after reading and counting was ever useful, and nothing useful I know I learned in school.

>>83854616
CARLOS I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD!

>>83847485
Yes I would pull my child out because I'm an overprotective parent who cares more about the 0.001% chance of severe injury than my child having a fulfilled life.

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>>83849552
This anon right here.

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>End up in Ralphie's poop
>Get jizzed on by Salmon
>And pic related

The 90's were a magical time.

>>83855293
I thought he was turning into Mr. Freeze when I first saw this and thought that he was going to go evil.

>>83854858
This.

>>83855526
>implying he didn't

>>83855577
the most extreme measures were needed to end Carlos reign of terror

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>>83853681
Amen to that.

>>83855623
>that time Carlos got on the roof and waited for everyone to walk out of the building, at which point he peed pn everyone just so he could call it a "Rain of Terror."
Carlos was the devil. MSB wasn't part of the DCU or Marvel U that can so often be universes of black and white. All the MSB Uni could ever be is shades of grey.

>>83855721
Remember when Carlos jumped off of the roof with an umbrella then landed on Arnold and ended up leaving him crippled for like an entire season?
What the fuck was up with that?

>>83855770
teaching kids that stupid decisions have consequences

>>83855809
What do you mean? Arnold was the one who paid for Carlos' decision.
Carlos just kept going around making puns, he even made ones about how he crippled Arnold. I can even remember that scene where pushed Arnold out of his wheelchair and just started laughing really hard.
What's wrong with Carlos?

>>83847485
I'm not pulling anything out of Ms. Frizzle, you know what I'm sayin?

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That kid with the jew fro and glasses was always a little bitch.

>>83855975
>Yfw the new series deals with Arnold as the teacher of a new group of kids
>He married Ms. Frizzle's daughter and inherited the Magic School Bus

>>83856129
>Ms. Frizzle's daughter.
I think you mean he married Ms. Frizzle.

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>>83847485
Nope.
Pulling out wouldn't even cross my mind.

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>>83849552

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>>83855029
holy kek

>>83849552
That sounds awesome, will I be blacked out for the 9 months. If so yeah I'm down for this life reset.

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>>83854770
>>83854926
>>83854994
I know for a fact in ends with the whole class in an orgy.

>>83856664
the real question is would the lizard allow it

>>83855883
I always figured it was how he dealt with stress.
Arnold got all mopey and horrified, Carlos tried to laugh it all off.

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>>83856129
Show me this.

>>83856738
quick deploy MECHA HANSEN!

>>83855178
Apparently it's in CGI. I'm hesitant to watch it. But all info says it premieres in 2016

>>83856738
Huh... I didn't expect the title to be accurate.

>>83847485
I do a 360, and walk away.

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>>83854855
http://askthemagicschoolbus.tumblr.com

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>>83853681
You just know they've fooled around inside the bus on multiple occasions.

>>83852998
https://youtu.be/MJl9IBF0fL4

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>>83855029

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>>83855029

>>83857455
>http://askthemagicschoolbus.tumblr.com
most recent post was 3 years ago...
I feel sad now...

>>83847485
Is she the Willy Wonka of Science? Like do you think she and Wonka are kin?

no this isn't meant to be fetish related

>>83849303
CRAB PEOPLE, CRAB PEOPLE.

>>83854966
Omelette du fromage.

>>83849552
Some one needs to make a /co/ cyoa image with this as one of the options

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>>83860330

Fuckit.

testing[spoiler/]

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>>83857455
> dat Wanda
M-more of this?

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>>83861074

so anyone going to draw some nice frizzle smut or is this going to be a dull thread?

>>83861762
Is it just of the Friz? Not including the Friz Kids?

>>83862346
The kids will work just fine. It's just Frizzle herself seems to be the focus here.

>>83862464
Well, there's something at least of the "Friz Kids",
http://supersegasonicssnsfw.tumblr.com/image/145811407083
and maybe more if that damn reboot comes out soon.

>>83862649
GOD DAMMIT CARLOS

>>83849155
>>83849217
http://i.imgur.com/YVr4X7c.png

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>>83863616
Raccoons shouldn't look this sexy.

>>83863616
Nice

such a /tv/ tier thread.

I have hated seeing the decline of this board. I have hated seeing the decline of this site. I'm done once and for all.

>>83847485
No, but only if she promises to make me into a normal, not-neurotic human being by fixing my fucked-up brain with her magical bus.

>>83849512
>reddit caner meme
go back reddit faggot

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>>83847728
>>83850013

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>>83855029
Mother fucker.

>>83860139
She's always gotten her kids back safe. She probably thinks Wonka is a lunatic.

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>>83849155
Holy fuck, a fucking rakin!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rce6HTFBaFg