Just got done marathoning Star Vs the Forces of Evil Are Star

>>83763748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ptd0ExDH5Po
>Marco: Star and I have recently become smooch buddies. On the lips.

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>>83763748
They're Smooch Buddies.
On the lips

>>83763881
How the fuck is this pic supposed to work?

>>83763854
This phrase really sounds like a PG-rated version of "fuck buddies", not gonna lie.

>>83763962
Nice...

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>>83763854
Oh my god, that was for real. I thought it was some fan drawings... WTF.

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shipping is for tumblr whales and little kids
grow up and stop wanting to sexualize small children
the show is pure fun
leave it be at that

CUTE AND PERFECT

Don't get your hopes up. Marco and Tom are gonna be secret dick rubbing buddy's by mid season 2

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>>83763748

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>>83765002
Everyone under Disney licence is 18+ canon. Call them up and ask.

>>83763748
Let's be honest, you've been watching it since it came out and you just want to make another psuedo /sveg/ so you can have an echo chamber for your pedophilia

>>83763854
I feel like this is misdirection, as much as I like Starco.

>>83763748
Let me put it like this op. Even the fucking execs and higher ups ship them. As in they collect fanart. Now what do you think?

>>83766280
Execs don't like cartoons anon. Quit being dumb

>>83766226
I agree. This would be a jump to go from a friendship to full on "smooch buddies" in only a single season.

they should add more viable guys to make the dynamic more interesting

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>>83765002

>Being this triggered over pairings while telling others to grow up in the same breath

Honestly you wouldn't have sounded like a complete retard if not for the fact you're posting in a Star Vs thread where parts of the rampant shipping are pretty much canon.

>>83765053
I want this to happen just to see how mad people get

>>83763854
He's clearly trolling somebody. and shippers

>>83763854
That part is probably bait and switch, but it's good to know they know what the audience wants.

>>83765002
Where do you think we are?

>>83763748
>Are Star and Marco gonna be a thing, or...?
No. Enjoy endless teasing and ship going nowhere as usual

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>>83765215
/thread. I came here to post that very reply. These faggots just can't get enough loli cancer. I hate star because of them now

>>83768810

>I hate X because of its fanbase

The purest form of autism

>>83768380
Sauce on that please

>>83768924
Area on hentaifoudry

>>83768849
you keep using that word

>>83769040

>Underage characters on Hentai Foundry

u wot

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Is there someone who is more loyal and more pure than Starkikaze?

>>83768849
>Triggered waifufag
Go fap to crossdressing marco you faggot

>>83771333

The only one that's triggered in this thread is you you fucking neo-puritan tumblrite fuck

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I hope they become a thing, I choked on my water when Marco said the smooch buddies thing lol

>>83765215
>Being this paranoid
I don't even watch star, but stop being a faggot.

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>>83763962
We are fuck buddies.

...In the ass

>>83768810

The show doesn't even have any lolis.

>B-b-but Star...

Star isn't a fucking loli, she's the same age as Jackie and Brittney and all the other teenage girls who nobody in their right mind would consider a loli.

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>>83772938
S-she is totally 18.

>>83772938
Wouldn't Star and the other girls be at the age of consent in Japan or something

>>83773016

She's post-pubescent, she literally goes through her puberty analog in an episode.

Lolis are like, 12 and down at most.

>>83773105

From what I read, the national age of consent in nippon is 13, but various the AoC in various prefectures is higher, so if you're planning on going there for some young poon, you're probably gonna have a bad time.

>>83773105

No.

While the 13 number is often bandied about because that is the age of consent on the "national level" that law is actually meaningless because age of consent law is in practice handled on the regional level, and there isn't a single region with an Age of consent below 16.

There are some European countries that have their age of consent set at 14/15 though.

>>83773161
I'd still fuck Star anyway lol

>>83770171
They're 500 year old vampires.

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>>83765053
>Marco and Tom are gonna be secret dick rubbing buddy's by mid season 2
Why Tom? There's better men in the show.

Decided to watch it. I'm surprised with how funny it is at times.

>>83773260
Pic unrelated?

>>83773260
Tom provides the bdsm kind of relatinship with marco, being a demon in a suit
>50 shades of diaz

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I can't wait for the episode where Star accidentally casts a spell where she loses all her clothes at School and has to get back home before someone spots her naked

Will Marco ever wear a dress again?
>no homo

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>>83763748
Marco is best Girl

>>83778413
artist should have produced a small bump under his skirt :')

>>83778449
Trapco is anatomically correct

>>83777143
Sounds kinda like a Jimmy Neutron episode

>>83778618
>that jimmy episode that looks like a star vs episode

Hi /sveg/!

I wanna look at pictures of kids fucking each other!

>>83778618
>youll never molest marco in the showers

>>83778954
I just wanna look at pictures of Star and Marco passionately kissing

>star is an aryan princess from space
>marco is a middle class spic
>they blanda up
>bastard child is born
>be uses his magic to wreack havoc

>>83779023
>You'll never molest Star in her sleep
Why even live?

>>83763748
>>83763854
I always hoped that starco wouldn't happen ever since the blood moon ball episode where a love spell was placed on them and it started. Hoping that maybe it would start to look like starco but one day they find out its because of the spell and they try to reverse it whatever.

>>83763748
Am I the only one who read OP as "Just got done masturbating Star vs the Forces of Evil"?

>>83779272
>unironically being a pedo
oh no

>>83779467
Relax, she's just a cartoon character.
I don't find real life little girls/teens hot

I'm going to start watching this since the reviews seem pretty good.

What kind of ride am I in for?

>>83779607
if you don't find teens hot you're... kind of a granny chaser dude.

>>83779688
>>83779607
if a 12 YO kid watches CP would he go to jail?

>>83779688
Which teens are you talking about 13-15 or 16-18?
If it's the former, that's too young to be hot.
If it's the latter, then yeah, they're hot

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>>83779719
In America, they stall the case until he is 18, then charge him to the maximum.

>>83779719

I think so. I heard two underaged kids had sex with each other, and then they both got charged as sex offenders. Since they were both too young to give consent, they technically both raped each other.

>>83779688
3D is pig disgusting.

>>83779935
That.... is the stupidest fucking shit I've ever heard

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>>83779828
>>83779935
Ah, I see.
good thing Sharia Law will soon rule the west, then such unfortunate legal issues will cease to be

>>83772938
She's 14. Unless you're like the faggot from /fit/, then you're still a jared level fiddler.
>>83772279
> neo puritan tumblrite fuck
What
Also I'm just stating the obvious, you star fags either fap to her or Marco

>>83779175
What about Area's "Between Friends"?

>>83779256
SPICKED[/spoler]

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JUST GONNA DROP THIS DONT MIND ME
i dont know how to do this but i tried

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>>83763854
>grab your wands!
oh you bet i am

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cucked and perfect