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So now that Homestuck is over, what fan adventure comics

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So now that Homestuck is over, what fan adventure comics should I follow next?
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>>83741429
Prequel update soon
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>not putting Homestuck in the thread title
One fucking job OP
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I want to BULLY Joey!
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You didn't miss the one-in-a-lifetime homestuck community stream with Beatfox, Roach, Jit and pretty much everyone, right?
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dude vriskagram lmao
dude vriska fixed everything lmao
dude davekat lmao
dude scourge sister drama lmao
dude kicking karkat in the balls lmao
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>>83741459
Watch as Hiveswap gets cancelled, and Hussie makes Joey into a villain who is always trying to destroy the world so she can have HER game.
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>>83741516
i was sitting there thinking about the gnostic parallels in homestuck. how caliborn/english is the demiurge, who gives form to god/hussie's ideas by creating the juju/comic/material universe and who also causes all the suffering in it, and calliope is sophia whose weakness creates the demiurge but who also ends the material world and allows ascension to the new universe/pleroma, and the kids trapped in the juju are the divine spark. and i was like wow this is actually pretty cool. but what is vriska? clearly she is very important. and then i realised she was jesus. and i shouted out loud in anger. fuck you andrew hussie.
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>>83741641
>Vriska was Jesus
>not Karkat
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>>83741779
ah yes, karkat pissed himself and cried on the cross
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>>83741779
in the gnostic sense.
>Jesus is interpreted as an intermediary aeon who was sent from the pleroma, with whose aid humanity can recover the lost knowledge of the divine origins of humanity.
she's hussie/god's special child who guides everyone to the true world.

i realised, incidentally, that her death took place while disc 2 was scratched. presumably she was not supposed to die in the correct chain of events, but doc scratch/english took control from hussie to kill her off since she's the 'saviour'. then when john repairs the story we get the second coming. basically what im saying is fuck vriska
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>>83741854
>>83741871
>we all got trolled into believing our best boy Karkat was important
>he ended up as sex toy for Dave
>made DaveJade and Karezi shippers mad as fuck
>on his "wiggling day" yesterday, a muslim killed some gays and people drew fucking davekat images as his present, cementing him as male rosemary who will never get solo images ever again

I really feel sad for this character. Holy shit.
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>>83741925
S-should we edit the "John kills gays" comic to imply it's happening at Pulse?

Or is that too evil even for us?
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>>83741429
>So now that Homestuck is over
It's been over for two months and it was shit, move on.
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>>83742023
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>>83742038
Vol 10 was the true ending of Homestuck

>ROUND TWO
>Feel (ALIVE)
>Conclude
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>>83741487
Im impressed with the recent apreciation of bow when he isnt even on the fanbase for years.
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>>83742058
blame the stream
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>>83742058
we've been appreciating the man of bow for a fair old while

>>83742048
even this is a little unsettling
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>>83742058
bowman is literally a meme
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YOU SAID THERE WOULD BE AN EPILOGUE
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>>83742246
davekat is the epilogue
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>>83742246
no one said when (^8
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>>83742246
>mfw hussie fucking deleted the epilogue news post and is going to claim the last SBaHJ counts
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>>83741429
Pay Dat Rent
Waterworks
Prequel
cool and new web comic (sic)
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>>83742360
oh my god he fucking deleted it
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>tfw John and Terezi ruined the comic
>John = USA
>Terezi = Jews
>Homestuck = WW2
>Lord English = Adolf Hitler
>Vriska = Vriska
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>>83742440
>check Prequel
>STILL ON HIATUS

Kaz what are you DOING
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>>83742058
His last contribution to anything mildly related to MSPA was in 2015.
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>look up last night's thread
>expect nothing but bitching about the newspost
>legit discussion of game mechanics
>artfags going crazy with fan trolls
>shitty vn actually released

Wow. I guess the good vibes from vol 10 are keeping spirits up or something?
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>>83742539
he's credited in Solar Voyage because he helped create the arrangement back in like 2012, it's something
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>>83742599
I missed the VN and the game mechanics, link to thread?
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>>83742599
>can't stop fantasizing about angel's fantrolls fucking each other
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>>83742666
Just use the archive next time, it's not hard.

>>83732665
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did anyone end up drawing the kangaroo court land
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>>83741429
RubyQuest.
(okay so it's inspired by Problem Sleuth not Homestuck. close enough.)
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>>83739678
TES6 will be another abortion because of fags like you
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Does anyone have the new version of Volume 10 with the commentary PDF?
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>>83741459
>tfw Joey gets more pussy than you
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>>83741429
Most fancomics are poorly written, but I guess Nightfall is so-so. Be The Seadweller Lowblood is cool, but got discontinued.

My favorite is Heartstuck, that's is Kanaya going through a Dating Sim world of sorts conquering all the ladies, but it's currently on hiatus. There are a bunch of Problem Sleuth references in it
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>>83743134
Yes, but I'm not giving it to you. Fucking buy the album, they're thinking of turning the music team into a permanent thing.
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WHAT'S HER NAME AGAIN?
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>>83743572
JESUS
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>>83743572
HUGE 8ITCH
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Castle is the best song on Volume 10, why is it so short?
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>>83742048
Hahaha, well done.
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>>83743389
when you said kanaya dating sim, i thought of an entirely different fan adventure

what was it called again
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>>83743494
>they're thinking of turning the music team into a permanent thing.
WHAT
SOURCE ME NOW MOTHERFUCKER AND I'LL BUY THE ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY
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>>83744231
didn't a music team member already say so on reddit? I can guarantee it's not bullshit, but maybe it's just something that's not strictly public yet
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>>83744231
shoulda bought it when it was all going for £40 as a bundle
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What's the best rendition of Showtime? As of Volume 10 I'm inclined to say it's You Killed My Father (Prepare to Die), but I'd like to see some other opinions.
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Anyone got a link to that Decend video with the cascade soundtrack? I watched it on the stream but forgot to save.
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>>83744506
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qpit6s7X8w4
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>>83744504
Original Mix all the way.
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>>83744761
Nice, thanks anon
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>>83744504
The fan one.
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Will SBaHJ end up having a more lasting cultural impact than Homestuck?
SBaHJ is certainly more widely known and recognized.
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>>83744504
light or conclude
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>>83742058
Too bad Bowmanon fucked off, he's missing all this Bowman content.
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How can the music team be a permanent a thing if there's no more Homestuck? Will they just do music for whatever Hussie does? Hiveswap?
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>>83745033
You don't need an ongoing project to attach your music to, hell most of the songs from the discography weren't even used in the comic
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>>83745033
Hiveswap's music is being done solely by Jame "I Made Like One Homestuck Song" Roach and Toby "Goddammit Stop Calling Me Radiation" Fox.
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good morning everyone

doing more lands and shit, so if you want a land (i have like 70 now), i'll need your classpect ( http://stardust-rider.com/hero/?d=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ), your interests, your personality and issues (emotional and mental), and then i'll spit out a land, quest, denizen, and consorts.
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>>83744968
Just opened the thread this very second. Did reddit butcher my husbando?
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>>83745180
You can link the test page without the trailing data string, just cut it down to the last slash, it'll default to empty when it's loaded anyway.
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>>83745208
They've been reaching into his buttocks without you.
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>>83745220
Whoops.
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>>83745226
I am saddened and appalled.

though I did recently update my bowman folder to a grand 650MB. I reckon I still have a few videos untouched by the unwashed masses.
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>>83745180
I got Heir of Breath.

... what are the odds?
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WHOA
HIVESWAP AT E3
TURN ON CNN
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>>83744955
No, any number of future comic makers will get their start by dicking around with homestuck fanart and fanfic.
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>>83742048
I hate to be go full /pol/ or /tv/, but this is some dangerous levels of meme-magic
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>>83745428
Pretty likely, since Breath is a common aspect in tests.
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>>83742471
What the fuck, he did
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>>83745569
Booooring.
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>>83745570
to be fair hasn't he deleted old news before?
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>>83745428
(1/14)*(1/12), if my math checks out.
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>>83745428
>not void

i call bullshit
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>>83741925
>cementing him as male rosemary who will never get solo images ever again
Is it Rose or Kanaya who never gets solo images now? Or both of them?
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>>83745641
Jokes on you, I will get a harem!
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>>83745180
I got Knight of Blood but I always thought of myself as more of a Rogue of Rage.

Interests: Art, Videogames, Colours, Astrology
Personality: Cheerful, cautiously optimistic, leader-type, bad tempered, caring, considerate, flirtatious
Issues: Can't let go of the past, intense jealousy and angry a lot, regret things easily, lazy.
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>>83745641
And naughty nasty kinky shit
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>>83745688
heirs of void can get harems too, but theyre infertile so not even one of their adoring honeys will ever get thicc with their child
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>>83745699
Space, Tropical Fish, Cats and Worldbuilding as interests too
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I made a fan adventure when I was 16 about a boy with a bladder deficiency

It was banned because I wrote the word "nigger"
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>>83745180
Knight of Heart.
I honestly expected for me to get a time class, but I'm pretty fine with this.
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>>83745180
>did quiz again
>got knight/seer of space

fucking god dammit

so far i've gotten

thief/mage of void
knight/seer of space

care to give me a quick rundown of a knight of space?
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>>83745180
Man, I don't understand like half of these questions. A few of them can be understood to mean two opposite things.

Also, I am the figurative autist who you gave The Land of Skyscrapers and Silence. I said I was a Knight of Void based on the really old test, but this says I'm a Made of Void. Does this change your choice? (I mean I guess probably not since the Silence part is probably from the Void and not the Knight)
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>>83745180
>Mage of Breath
>Interested in epic literature, all kinds of music, tabletop roleplay game
>Personality is quiet but when comfortable around people extremely relaxed and joking, sarcastic
>Got issues with abandonment and trusting family or friends
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>>83745826
You hide behind something (be it irony, rants, or radness) to disguise your lack of self-worth. You are probably lonely. You use space as a weapon - this could mean literally growing or sharpening your weapon with space, freezing things in place or using creation as a weapon in some more abstract way.

Also you'll have to do a lot of frog stuff yourself.
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>>83745826
You weaponize your ability to shrink and increase the sizes of objects with some manner of telekinesis thrown in too. So Antman with telekinesis who throws big stuff.
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>>83745774
I'm so glad I can no longer access it. I can only imagine how embarrassing and edgy it was

It was really meta. I role-played on the forum account as a dumb child writing a fan adventure when in real life I actually was a dumb child writing a fan adventure.
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>>83745885
well, i hide behind politeness and trying to be useful. i wish i was pretend-rad

oh yeah, a space hero is supposed to have a knight help them, so a knight of space would be extra lonely when doing the frog thing
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>>83745910
Did you have a bladder deficiency, anon?
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>>83742945
NanQuest finally finished last year and it's really good too.
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>>83745903
>use a gun
>grow bullet to the size of a meteor after it leaves the barrel

mite b cool
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>>83745927
I don't think it HAS to be a Knight that helps them, just a two time coincidence.

I doubt Latula helped Porrim. (Though then again maybe that's why they failed)
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>>83745885
also, this means that my previous land as a mage of void isn't valid anymore waaaaah
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>>83745927
Maybe you get a Maid to help you.
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>>83745931
No I had IBS. I changed it to make it more palatable
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>>83745997
Bladder deficiency is still weird though
I have a gross disease and if I ever make OCs I'm giving it to at least one of them
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>>83745180
Good morning, Classpectanon.

Knight of Heart

Interests: Classical theatre, hiking and survival camping, collecting natural specimens such as animal bones and minerals.
Personality: Very reserved and serious. Chooses words carefully when speaking. Overly analytical. Fiercely independent.
Issues: Anxiety, fear of rejection, tends to see self as a burden on others. Struggles on and off with an eating disorder.
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Karkat: Muslim who murdered 30 people
Dave, Dirk and Jake: Gays
Policeman who killed the muslim: Vriska
New President of America: John Trump Egbert
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>>83746070
Johnald Trump
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>>83746040
Just joking man I didn't have a weird disease. I just gave my character a bladder deficiency because that is literally my level of humour: "pissing yourself is funny"

What have you got?
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>>83746093
>What have you got?
Nothing I'd talk about to a dirty liar like you :^)
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>>83745699
Land of Sanguinary and Toil
Your land is a vast war-field, mostly flat, with some red lakes and rivers, and occasional valleys and canyons for choke points, where it constantly rains blood, or, at the very least, red water. Grim. Your Consorts, the Hedgehogs, wage eternal war against the forces of Ares, a brutal war. You have to help them, personally, on the battlefield, to defeat his Constructs - only when the battlefield is clear, with a great deal of unavoidable bloodshed, will the path to Ares open.
>>83745863
No.
>>83745879
Land of Zephyr and Cymbals
Your Land is a windy hellhole, where great brass trees grow cymbalfruits and trianglebranches that constantly ding in the din of the storm. Your consorts, the Crickets, have very little tolerance for noise, and will never stick around for too long - you have to learn to trust that their intentions are good. You need to meet your Denizen, Echo, and get her to calm the windstorms before the noise pushes away your consorts forever.
>>83746047
Land of Myth and Mountains
Your land is a hiker's wet dream - forested mountains with well-treaded paths courtesy of your Consorts, the Tapirs. It also, unfortunately, has an Active Denizen - Ophiuchus, an inverted negative of yourself. Like that other guy who had issues, Ophiuchus will travel the land, undoing the good you do, and the Tapirs are kind of stupid and just assume it's you - Ophiuchus is faster than you and can undo your good work faster than you can do it. But the Tapirs don't really care, they're kind of chill about it. All they want is for you to keep helping them. Your past sins don't matter to the weird-noses. You have to get enough experience to be able to confront Ophiuchus face-on by doing good deeds before you try, because otherwise he'll totally just kick your shit in.
>>83746158
Maybe later.
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>>83745180
Hey classpectanon, this is land of bastions and axes guy, with a different classpect thanks to the quiz, any chance you'd be able to do me another land?

new classpect: Knight of Space
interests: video games, psychology, cooking, stories, theorycrafting, guns (mostly to look at rather than use)
personality: polite, helpful, and friendly exterior, very little self-confidence (i can't take genuine compliments easily because i don't believe them), anxiety issues, and mildly obsessive. also i have ADD
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>>83741429
I was harping about a fan adventure rec list some threads ago.

>>83743389
Red Dead Virgo is pretty fun too.

Arguably the funiest fan adventures are the one that ditched the main cast and used more OC.

>>83743494
Several years after the music team's golden age? A little late, don't you think.
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>>83745180
you already gave me a land

"Land of Gears and Trials
A land full of various courtrooms connected by vast steam tunnels that operate their clockwork judges, constantly apprehending and punishing the Kangaroos, your consorts, with false punishments ordered out by your denizen."

did you draw it already? I missed a few threads
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am i the only one that thinks the music team staying together is a terrible idea? they have the chance to end on a strong note
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>>83745180
oh wait you're not the guy that draws them are you, you're just giving snippets, oops
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>>83746233
Classpectanon is the ideas guy, not an artist.
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>>83746238
I want my Problem Sleuth album.
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>>83746273
little late for that
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>>83746233
>>83746249
Wait for glub to post something new, that's usually when he takes requests.
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>>83746288
>>83746273
tensei is working on one, but he might make an indiegogo for it
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When will be the music team stream?
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>>83746195
>Land of Myth and Mountains

fuck. yes.
Thanks, man
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>>83746217
>Red Dead Virgo
First page has a beat up Kanaya. Is it really good, man? Cause I feel I'm gonna get a bunch of feels by reading this story
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Anyone read Turning Bees Into Slightly Better Bees?

Shit was the GOAT
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>>83741429
Also, to answer this question, cool and new webcomic, and Alabaster
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>>83746217
>Several years after the music team's golden age?
but the golden age is now, did we listen to the same volume 10?
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>>83746195
>Zephyr and Cymbals
Neat
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Why does Stride sound like an Adult Swim bump and why is that perfect for the Strider brothers?
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there is prequel but prequel only updates after you sacrifice 10 virgins to kazerad and pray to the furry gods
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>>83745180
Mage of Void

I enjoy industry, engineering, mountains, and the deep sea. I work as a physicist. I also really like history and books, particularly science fiction and Russian literature.
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>>83745180
Page of Void.
Personality: Very introverted and shy, ambitious, but lazy, prone to hiding my thoughts and issues.
Interests:Gaming, computers, and making art of all sorts. (even though I'm good at none of those arts)
Issues: Intense self-hatred, prone to apathy, lazy, easily addicted to things, and can have a bad temper.
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the Void calls out for hsg posters
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>every bloodswap ever:

>Vriska is a candyred who cries all the time
>Terezi, Nepeta or Tavros is the main character
>Eridan is a caring guy
>Karkat is the worst backstabbing asshole ever and a highblood
>Gamzee still a joke and irrelevant
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>>83746590
A session with 48 void players...
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>>83746514
>HSG-tan
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Man what if Equius was a fuschia blood
Would he be happy or miserable
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>>83746217
Also, where did youfind Red Dead Virgo? It's in a doc sort of site instead of the usual mspfa, but it still has a tvtropes page, which means it has quite the popularity
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>>83746639
He would be a more dangerous Eridan
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>>83746657
it was what popularised bloodswaps, or close to that
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>>83746639
Dictator.
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>>83746682
Can you give me a quick synopsis of sorts? I'm afraid of tvtropes spoiling me, I already read the first page, but I would like to know more of its themes. Like, just by the first page I feel it's the sort of thing that will break my heart over and over, but I also feel there will be its good moments nad stuff
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>>83746639
Authoritarian who hides behind the "but its for your own good!" schtick
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Let's see if we can make something out of this: Name your recs.

Remember that MSPA Fan Adventures forum is dead so if it only existed on there, it's gone for good.

>>83746395
It's as good as a fan adventure can get. That is to say I almost didn't cringe and had fun from start to end. The the strongest point is how most characters have different personalities due to the changes, yet retain their core aspects.

If you were disappointed by Karkat on the real comic, you'll end this one with a smile on your face.

>>83746657
http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/Red_Dead_Virgo.html
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>>83746639
constant erection
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>>83746743
Ovipositive
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>>83746717
how about you just read it
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>>83746717
Just read it, it's a very well done little AU story that retains much of what makes the trolls enjoyable, but switching it up enough to make the AU changes interesting. Kanaya being the main character stays rather similar to her actual incarnation, with slight changes that make sense but don't detract from her character.
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>>83746603
>>83746590
We are all Tangle Buddies here
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>>83746743
my recs are here:
>>83746435
(Alabaster is one of those ones like cool and new webcomic where it looks like its intentionally sloppily done at the beginning, and then gets WAY better)
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>>83746639
He might actually become chill, since he only really cares about the blood caste as a way of self punishment. He would become a 100% seahorse cock joke
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>>83746743
Superego
Kill Six Billion Demons (originally a MSPAF adventure)
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Datastuck / Trol Seasson
I began reading this like 3 years ago and became it's only fandom.
It's truly a work of art, and YEARS above the original homestuck.
It's recommendable to read the forum adventure and not the MSPFA mirror.
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>>83746769
>>83746777
Ok, guess I will read onve these tests end. I was more worried if it was the type of sad/tragic story of sorts, but I will go on and read it.

>>83746743
I have no problems nor was I disappointed with Kanaya though. A story focused on her seems fun.

Also, I was asking how you ended up discovering that story. Like, most popular fancomics are on the top of mspfa site.
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>>83746743
cool and new web comic
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>>83746743
cool and new webcomic
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Evening thread, spreadsheet anon here. Any comments on the latest version, or simply just participation and results?

I hear some dude is doing lands and stuff based on results of the test, which is awesome. Is he about?
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>>83746639
keep in mind he has NEVER interacted with feferi, not once. i don't think he liked eridan much either, though i'm not sure.
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>>83746807
It'd likely depend on if he kept his mutation or not, given that's likely where a lot of his issues stemmed from, in addition to his intense perverted desires and rather pacifist stand on things despite being an indigo blood. The latter two would still be present if he was a fuchsia blood, but he should have the freedom to not care as much about it given his position on the hemospectrum. That and we don't know what he'd develop into without Nepeta, given he's much less likely to encounter her as a fuchsia blood.
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Anybody here reads Hackbent? No one? Guess i'm the hipster of the fancomics or seomthing
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>>83746870
Well, it is very sad. But you should definitely read it regardless, it's a very good story.
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>Karkat as power-hungry violet blood
>Vriska as power-hungry fuchsia blood
>Olive Aradia is the leader

How fucked are the trolls?
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>>83746888
Oh nice. Long time no see. The one you're looking for is Classpectanon.

Also I made a webpage which reads the spreadsheet and presents it as a web quiz. It reads out and uses the formulas, so any changes Just Work.

http://stardust-rider.com/hero/
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>>83746888
oi, nice trips
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>>83746907
There's a log where he says he hates Eridan because he's a seadweller and land aristocrats are supposed to hate them
Later in a log with Karkat he admits that his subservient tendencies might kick in with Eridan if he wasn't such a creepy fuck that hit on him all the time
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>>83746983
but yeah i get the feeling to equius gamzee would be the highest of the high, though he'd probably still defer to the actual empress.
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Just make sure any Sburb adventures you make still follow sburb rules lads.
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>>83746952
Well with those two in charge they'd steamroll whatever was in their way, but do it in the quickest and least well managed way possible. The group would also likely implode due to the constant fights Karkat and Vriska would have.
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>>83746957
Yep, I read up about it after I got back from a festival this weekend. I shared the test to a bunch of people irl, which went down well. It'd gone down even better if I'd had your test at the time!

Have you updated it to v6 yet? I would do so myself but I haven't the foggiest notion. v6 resolves a lot wording issues, and also catches some errors that slowly accumulated over the previous versions (I forgot one question was a Doom q and thought it was a Prince q for example, so I ended up slowly mutating it until it became innaccurate).

>>83746972
Oi oi, thanks senpai. Doing more lands/stuff?
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>>83747033
Yes.
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What's the best song of Volume 10?
Don't answer that, it's Stride.
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>>83742945
HELL YES
Rubyquest was the SHIT
Imagine if Weaver wrote Homestuck
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>>83747033
I haven't - I wasn't aware there was a v6. I'll put it up if you have a link.

Did you also fix stuff with the gender switch where it would sometimes switch classes even though the general one wasn't gender specific?
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>>83747059
Imagine if Weaver did anything besides jumping from flavor of the month bandwagon to flavor of the month bandwagon
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>>83744504
Original Mix.
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>>83746888
I have a few questions

>People's attention must be directed well.
Does this mean if I am the one who is directing attention, or just in general?

>I am an avid fan.
What does this mean?

>I am willing to play with rules.
As in "I am willing to play according to the rules" or "I am willing to bend the rules"?

>I have many things say.
Typo

>I can make people tick.
What does this mean?

>People have interesting expectations of me.
What do you mean by "interesting"?

>There's always something significant occuring.
To me?

>I have stories and anecdotes.
I feel like I am missing the point because literally everyone has stories and anecdotes

>I am good at accepting death.
Your own death or the death of others (or both? even though they are different things)

>I have a lot of get-up-and-go.
What?

>I iron out messes, like it or not.
Does this mean that I solve out problems even against the will of the people who have those problems?

>I've got a lot of elbow grease.
What does this mean if not literal?
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>>83746639
he's probably think everyone but seadwellers are below him. He'd probably spend his life endlessly preparing for the duty left to him, face the condense.

>>83746768
Don't we already have a fic list on pastebin?

>>83746794
Alabaster is bizarre. It isn't funny but I can't stop reading it. Used to keep up with it and other fan adventures years ago, back when both prequel and KSBD where just forum threads. There was some good stuff there but I never got to discuss it because /hsg/ hated the stuff.

>>83746870
Heard about it here. We've been on a fan adventure and fantroll binge for a couple weeks, someone posted some fanart and I loved it.

>>83747059
Weaver also ruined /tg/.
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>>83747059
imagine if he wasn't a giant faggot
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>>83747107
>alabaster isn't funny

excuse you
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terezi is so cute i want to slap her butt
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>>83745280
please tell me you have the backyard concert footage
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>>83747047
Beatup > Moonsweater > Freefall > rest
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>>83747101
I'll try to help here.

In general, I think.

Just being an active part of fanbases?

Think it's the former.

You can make people do shit.

I dunno'.

Think it's just your perception.

Well, then, more so.

In general?

Willpower.

You solve problems.

A lot of grit and determination.
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>>83747141
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>83747165
>I think it's the former
I honestly thought it was the latter when I filled out the test. You need to phrase this stuff better, spreadsheet anon (Though you still did a great job in general)

>In general(?)
I think that accepting your own mortality and accepting that others may die are two very different things.
I think I can deal with death of those close to me, but I have constant existential dread over my own death.
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post good fan content that was invalidated by canon
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>>83747229
I didn't write the quiz. I've just beeing trying to figure the questions out through context clues every thread.
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>>83747141
>>83747173
Dave would gladly do the honor for you.
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>>83747044
Awesome, I'll give you my deets.

>>83747066
Here ya go: http://www.mediafire.com/download/963y794hyg997xe/Heroic_Title_Test_0.6.xlsx

(I tried to share it quickly via google docs last thread I was in, but that didn't work out. I make these things in google docs so really this is very roundabout, but ah well.)

And yes, the genderswitcher is solidly fixed. I think some strange version of v4.5 ended up in the test, because the version of v5 I have on my computer's genderswitch works, but the online one is borked. Regardless it does nothing now if you enter Thief, Rogue, Knight, Page, Seer and Mage.

>>83747101
A good few of those questions have been altered in v6, so prease check that out. I'll address the few that remain:

>I am an avid fan
It's funny because a lot of goers in these threads have raised an eyebrow at this question, yet everyone I tested IRL got the meaning immediately. Maybe it's just my neck of the woods that we use phrases like this? I digress.

The question simply means that whatever it is you like, you are a "fan" of. Like for instance, I like to play Chess. But I don't dress up as a chesspiece or attend big chess conventions. I'm not a "fan" of Chess in that sense, or a "huge fan". Some people become fans in that sense of things more readily than others, and that is what the question is assessing.

>I can make people tick.
Get an emotive or charged response from them. I added "" marks to this question and added a tentative wink wink to the end, which may backfire but we'll see.

>I am good at accepting death
This is a question that COULD be split into accepting your own vs. that of others, but the distinction isn't necessary for the test. If you can easily accept one, but cannot accept the other, provide a middling mark to the test like a 4 or 6. This is an essential principle to answering these kinds of tests, to be honest. "Rate out of 10" is a limited system, and it just has to be accepted. I strongly promote discussing the(cont)
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>>83746743
Worm
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality if you enjoyed John fucking around with Alchemy
Mother of Learning
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>>83747150
I don't have raw footage because of the 3 people I have found that recorded it edited their videos somewhat.

So I only have around 25 minutes total of it saved.
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>>83746952
They are completely fucked.
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>>83747047
meme name > ascend > creata
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>>83747311
Updated. 0.6 is live.
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>>83747457
>meme name
You Killed My Father (Prepare To Die)?
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>>83747140
I don't mind it in a bad way, mind. It's still fun to read, but the humor is somewhat cliche for me.

>>83747328
You have good taste mate, but those are not from the MSPA forums.

Anyways, keep the recs coming. I'll add everything for tomorrow
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I want a jokey paradox-space styled fanadventure thats just Equius doing mundande stuff on Alternia pre-game

just like buying groceries with his lusus or going out for a jog/grueling death sprint

Equius is the Bestquiust
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Will the new SBAHJ redeem everything?
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>>83747101
>>83747311
results garnered from my tests with myself and others in the thread for many reasons, and the option to resolve "I'm X under one circumstance but Y under others" queries is one of them.

>I have a lot of get-up-and-go.
>I've got a lot of elbow grease.
These are both common english phrases, that can be easily googled.

It's funny because I'm a tutor as my dayjob and chiefly especialise in ESOL, but for stuff like this I simply cannot afford to cater to unaware or non-native speakers. Similarly to the test itself, I also have my limits.

-

Details for Classpectanon, plus relevant rambling diatribes about my own test and results:

Single most common Class and Aspect (individually and as a pair) from my own test are Prince and Blood. For anyone wondering, yes, you really should take the test multiple times before you consider any result it puts out to be set in stone. Everyone will get some variation.

For me, I get a wide base of Aspects - Blood, Time, Mind, Light and Heart, in decreasing order of frequency. Classes is more narrow - Prince, Thief and Mage. A few years back I may have considered Prince of Mind the most fitting of these combinations, but reflection on my overall-highly Bloody family (they've all taken the test) has cemented my vision of the test's results.

Anyway. I am a pretty fucking cavalier character. I plan meticulously and think far ahead into the future, in order to grant myself as much largesse as possible in whatever situations I may find myself in - proportional to the likelihood of those situations occuring, that is. I highly value rationality. Ultimately I take a large effort to know my own incentives, and act upon them with calculated impunity. I have little reason to offend people, but if I want to then it just happens.

I don't really have any hobbies, besides long walks in the hills/possibly-private property and making rules and systems like the spreadsheet test. When I was a kid I was big into Warhammer, (cont)
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It's been a while.

Who /felt/ here?
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>>83741925
He was always doomed to irrelevance. some people just are and he just was. Its disgusting but hussie isnt a good writer so its just that much more raw when his last chance for relvance is ended.
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>>83747484
of course
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>>83747525
did Chaz draw this

also,
>select all images of boats for captcha
>EVERY SINGLE ONE IS A BOAT
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>>83741429
you should make a fantroll
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>>83747558
i got this yesterday
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>>83747570
you should make a bowmantroll
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>>83747570
They should kiss and fuck each other!
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>>83747570
whats the lioness' name

i think her and short yellow blood sweater girl are your cutest
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>>83747590
those count as street signs in the hood
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>>83747570
now draw them having sex
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>>83747328

>worm
Great. Check out Twig - it promises to be just as good if not better and trades the frankly obscene escalation of Worm for character development and fun bantz. Sy is an aggravating little shit and immensely fun to follow. Wildbow's stuff reads like the best kind of text rp.

>HPMOR
Alright I guess as a story - but if you want rationalist-aligned stuff, check out UNSONG, Animorphs: The Reckoning, or Cordyceps instead. Harry grates, regardless of whether or not he's meant to, and dumbles gets nerfed hard in the grand tradition of HP fanfic authors not wanting to deal with him. Very SAVES THE WORLD, perhaps because that's how its author thinks.

>mother
Actual shit. This is fucking unreadable, and I voluntarily inflict Brandon Sanderson's prose on myself for my waifu. What the fuck compelled you to suggest something so absolutely without redeeming qualities anon? KYON-KUN DENWA was well animated. Reading this is like shoving rusty nails into my bodily orifices/discussing trans stuff with parents/re-reading the retcon.
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>>83747570
"Do you like Troll Phil ¢ollin$? I've been a big Gene$i$ fan, ever $in¢e the relea$e of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't under$tand any of their work. Too art$y, too intelle¢tual. It wa$ on Duke where Troll Phil ¢ollin$' pre$en¢e be¢ame more apparent. I think Invi$ible Tou¢h wa$ the group'$ undi$puted ma$terpie¢e. It'$ an epi¢ meditation on intangibility. At the $ame time, it deepen$ and enri¢he$ the meaning of the pre¢eding three album$. Kri$ti, take off your robe. Li$ten to the brilliant en$emble playing of Troll Bank$, Troll ¢ollin$ and Troll Rutherford. You ¢an pra¢ti¢ally hear every nuan¢e of every in$trument. $ebryn, remove your dre$$. In term$ of lyri¢al ¢raft$troll$hip, the $heer $ongwriting, thi$ album hit$ a new peak of profe$$ionali$m. $ebryn, why don't you, uh, dan¢e a little. Take the lyri¢$ to Hive of ¢onfu$ion. In thi$ $ong, Troll Phil ¢ollin$ addre$$e$ the problem$ of $ubver$ive lowblooded rebellion. In Too Deep i$ the mo$t moving pop $ong of the 1980'$, about va¢illation and la¢k of ¢ommitment. The $ong i$ extremely depre$$ing. Their lyri¢$ are a$ negative and di$¢ouraging a$ anything I've heard in ro¢k. Kri$ti, get down on your knee$ $o $ebryn ¢an $ee your wa$te ¢hute. Troll Phil ¢ollin$' $olo ¢areer $eem$ to be more ¢ommer¢ial and therefore more $ati$fying, in a narrower way. E$pe¢ially $ong$ like In the Air Tonight and Again$t All Odd$. $ebryn, don't ju$t $tare at it, eat it. But I al$o think Troll Phil ¢ollin$ work$ be$t within the ¢onfine$ of the group, than a$ a $olo arti$t, and I $tre$$ the word arti$t. Thi$ i$ $u$$udio, a great, great $ong, a per$onal favorite."
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>>83747541
what's so wow about jade
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>>83747513
I admit that maybe I could have just googled get-up-and-go (I thought it was a typo of something), but that's not a common english phrase.

I'm not a native speaker but I consume English media pretty much exclusively and I never heard that phrase used like that. If you put a gun to my head I would probably guess what it means, but why not just say "enthusiasm"?
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>>83747597
they are not in that quadrant anon

>>83747605
lioness is lokis and her name is leonot
and thank, desida is fun to draw
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>>83747624
hpmor has a fanbase that is quite possibly worse than homestuck's.
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>>83747497
I was rather expecting something like that from Vrisky business, looking into how Equius would handle the whole situation as opposed to Vriska going off on a rant and Equius being a glorified prop.
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>>83747478
Sexcellent! So much easier to link to people now. You have my undying gratitude.

>>83747513
Advance Wars, Paper Mario, Metroid and Zelda - pretty Nintendocore in other words, with a strategy bend. Given that Sburb players are cuspal adolescents, I reckon my younger self would have prototyped things pertaining to those hobbies.

Personality issues - well, I'm a dick like most Princes I guess. I'm a stickler for rules - most of my family have very large spiked maces up their ass in someway or form, and mine is getting annoyed when someone agrees to keep me informed and then doesn't. I used to be a lonesome and obsessive kid, and people thought I was a mini-Rainman or something. I can be easily motivated to prove a point, but otherwise I am very minimal in terms of exertion. So I'm pretty laconic and glib, but can be testy.

That went on longer that I thought, but I had fun typing it and that's what matters. Looking forward to my results!
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>>83741487
>TFW I missed the Liveblogger Collide/A7 stream because finals and only noticed two days later
>TFW I missed the Vol 10 stream because I didn't even realize it was meant to be today
I guess it's time to finish the deed and remove Homestuck from my life for good. I would like to keep caring about it but I can't manage to, it looks like
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>>83747644
tell me about their quadrants, who fucks who
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>>83747669
this is the current pairings for mine
i gotta talk to loki about adding hers
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>>83747688
i wanna fuck that little thick girl so bad jesus christ
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HEY

IT'S

ROXY
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>>83747570
cute.

You draw your stuff on pencil? Why not switch to full digital?
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>>83747635
I want Bujorn to choke me to death while
giving me his most charming smile

god stupid sexy Bateman


>>83747644
something about Desida's deadpan expressions and rockin' hips just does it for me man
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>>83747669
burgundy girl gets hate-pumped with olive manlet semen
Yellow thick girl gets love-pumped with teal semen
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>>83747624
>dumbles gets nerfed hard
hahhahahah did you even finish it
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>>83747107
I see... are there any other fancomics your recomment?
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>>83747637
>he can't see it
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>>83747624
you're the first person I've ever seen dissing mother of learning

I'm curious as to why you hate it, besides how derivative is (which I don't care about personally)
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>>83747047
I liked Thanks for Playing, Voidlight, and Breeze the most, but I'm biased for more mellow and melancholy tracks since I can use them in my drawing/studying playlist
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>>83747710
that one is drawn full digital
the brush just has texture to it

>>83747717
but have you see her cute side yet?
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>>83747688
what would a human sahtii look like?

she strikes me as asian
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>>83747688
>two girls are best friends
>two guys are best friends
>one straight pair redrom
>one straight pair blackrom

That's soooooooo vanilla! You need to try some strawberry or chocolate!

Still cute tho.
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>>83747688
MAKE THE THICK GIRL FUCK THE TALL GIRL
I'M CALLING THE POLICE
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>>83747525
Me dude. Felt are better designed than even Hussie realises. The role specialisations and the way each plays off each other, just from a few details about their magic powers and their differing physiques, is nothing short of art.

>>83747641
Put it this way, any native speaker would know the phrase. It's not used in common media because it's not very fashionable, but if you read, eg, motivational material or corporate lingo you'll encounter it plenty. Any typical list of "put this on your CV to get employers interested" you find will take about being "proactive", "get up and go" and so on.

>enthusiasm
That is not what get up and go means, though it isn't far off. Ultimately, the reason why I used phrase A instead of phrase B is because I thought about the concept I was trying to convey, and A struck me as more copasetic. This is open to debate, as is everything.
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>>83747766
yeah i can see that

>>83747773
i noticed that, but i have one more troll in the works thats going to shake things up a little
also these pairings arent like the only thing that can happen, just what i felt like drawing
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Man, remember that anon that used to jerk off in the same room as his mom and she did the same thing
I wonder what ever happened to him
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>>83747717
He's not a fan of strangulation because it doesn't make him feel powerful enough. That's why he likes high impact things - axes, nail guns, chainsaws, etc.
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who cares about the accuracy of the questions on a classpect quiz
classpects have nothing to do with your personality, it ain't like nepeta and dirk have a lot in common
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>>83747781
>>83747794
I was also kinda kidding.

That post actually raises a question Angel: are your fantrolls off limits for NSFW commissions?
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>>83747794
>but i have one more troll in the works thats going to shake things up a little

i legitimately got excited when i read this, but then i stopped myself in realization; i'm more excited to learn about a tripfag's fantrolls than i have been with homestuck for a very long time.

nothing against you but it's just. how did i get here? how did the days go by?
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Slow work day apparently meant good fic writing time today

Beach fic'll update tonight, but before that I got something else. Mighta missed >>83736876 because it got wiped so quickly, but to repeat from last night:

John and Roxy have been threesomeing every other girl they know, as Roxy's gotten addicted to it, and Dave confronts John about it. John flashbacks to Roxy convincing him/the other girls into sex. Culminates in John/Dave/Roxy sexytimes


http://pastebin.com/c4RsEfSG

This is the full intro which stops just short of the actual John/Dave/Roxy smut. I'll work on that after I finish the beach fic this week.
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>>83747828
>how did the days go by?

You let them, along with the water holding you down.
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>>83747809
nah, they're fair game
i just never thought anyone would want to pay to see them lewd

>>83747828
yea, having the realization ive been more excited about making fantrolls and drawing them than i have about homestuck was weird. i feel you
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>>83747140
>>83747140
Hey Classpect Anon! My buddy just showed me the test, and now I'm here to get my Land+Quest

Personality: Always up for trying new things and helping others, I'm pretty laid-back and easygoing. I tend to go with the flow and follow other people's ideas. I know that I'm not the smartest crayon in the box but I think I make up for it with my interesting outlook on life/creativity.

Interests: While my interests are pretty varied I'm very into jazz and swing music along with Pokemon, JRPGs, Jojo, and tabletop gaming. I love unique fantasy settings and have an interest in child psychology. I collect strange unopened soda bottles.

Issues: I wear a mask of confidence and relaxation to hide the fact that I'm terrified of the thought of my friends turning away from me. Despite my creativity I usually think most of my ideas are shit. I'm a terrible procrastinator. It is a rare day when I finish anything that I set out to do. I'm also distracted very easily.
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>>83747635
I really want to see Angel's fantrolls crossing over with this Horror Movie + Troll PB series of fantrolls. It'd be fantastic.
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>>83747665
Ugh finally another asshole in waiting
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>>83742491
>Kaz could be cashing on all that sweet Homestuck fan sorrow, filling the void in their hearts with cat tears
>Instead he's sending 1000 autists their t-shirts and has spent months making a minigame people will play for ten minutes tops
B R A VO
R
A
V
O
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>>83747828
You have become complacent
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>>83747724
this isn't the place
yes. What I mean to say is that I really dislike the "sensible aspects" of wizard society (secrecy regarding nuke-level magic, for instance, or the Peverell quest against Death) only being revealed toward the end as a "woo look magical society isn't quite so terrible" thing. Dumbly comes off as an idiot at first with the "everyone dies" conversation and Harry's perceptions of that (though again Harry's meant to grate) - Yud could have had him mention to Harry that the Peverells for instance worked against death (Oh you remind me of your parents) or espoused a belief in reincarnation or something. idk it's just a pet peeve of mine.
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>>83747854

Also there'll be an AO3 mirror a bit later with colored text for ease of reading.
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>>83747858
>i just never thought anyone would want to pay to see them lewd
you thought wrong
never assume someone won't want to fuck something
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>>83747635
He is supposed to be older than your typical teenage fantroll, or isn't he?
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>>83747903
>Dumbly comes off as an idiot at first with the "everyone dies"
apparently both sides had to come off as an idiot to create artificial conflict or something, it was a bad decision and I agree
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>>83747891
perhaps desperate would be a better word. there is a lot i still love about homestuck's worldbuilding, but it's been squandered by a blind idiot author that doesn't give a fuck. though even azathoth was shown to be more benevolent than what shamdrew did with his creations.
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I just realized
trolls have four different types of romances because they lack close relatives and their luses are insufficient for socialization, so they have to seek out more serious relationships themselves to compensate
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>>83747806
Nepeta's and Dirk's concupiscent love lives are shit, what do you mean they don't have stuff in common?
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>>83747912
He's 9 sweeps. In order they are
Thing Troll (Arctis Vignyn) 6 Sweeps
Babadook Troll (Didide Kokoet) 7 Sweeps
Psycho Troll (Gritte Werpal) 8 Sweeps
Troll PB (Büjorn Villid) 9 Sweeps
Jaws Troll (Slavnh Sovost) 10 Sweeps
Psycho Troll (Phileq Masket) 11 Sweeps
>>83747874
same, friend

Here's all the documentation I have on the six.
And yes, the shark troll has a gender-incorrect class. I know.

http://pastebin.com/2vL06LE0
http://pastebin.com/8XxybUMv
http://pastebin.com/uzF7AAwL
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>>83747911
yeah but would they really be willing to pay for it
but it hasnt happened yet so probably not anyway
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>>83747978
somebody commission nao
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>>83747961
And Karkat will never score!
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>>83747968
there are exactly two characters in homestuck that don't have a shitty love life and their name is rosemary
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>>83747945
Who are the two flute abominations playing to Hussie in this analogy?

>>83747978
Why not offer it right here with your commish info? Being proactive might pay off.
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>>83747668
>>TFW I missed the Vol 10 stream because I didn't even realize it was meant to be today
it was yesterday, the music team stream was cancelled because shooting
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>>83747889
You're thinking of Thieves anon. I'm a Prince, so I'm really more of a dick. All protuberant and jutting, but still spewing something you wouldn't want on your jacket. Or a spanking hand, leaving no exposed tissue safe.
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>>83748017
because i have a few commissions to do already i probs should not be drawing fantrolls but here we are
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>>83747730
It's been a while and my memory fails me. The big deals back when I browsed the subforum where Be the Sea Dweller Lowblood (cringey but fun comedy that just came back from a hiatus), Alabaster (weird as fuck parody), Prequel and the excellent A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe, arguably the best original work that came out of MSPFA.

I remember others but I can't name them for my life: Here's their general description:

- Homestuck OCs that knew the original trolls by name play a completely different game during the SBURB apocalypse. New alien race was introduced and very well developed.
- Comfy as fuck stopmotion-like adventure about a rock.
- Cringey johnvris post-SBURB AU where everyone makes a settlement and there's kids. Remember that it took a dip in quality the last time I checked it.
- AU where everyone worked at a company. Silly but fun
- Another johnvris AU where Vriska ends up on Earth and the trolls have a new alternia. New alien race with designs that reminded me of zelda appeared. This one I read last year iirc.

>>83747858
>i just never thought anyone would want to pay to see them lewd
you fool
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>>83747374
UPLOAD IT
IT'S BEEN LOST FOR MONTHS
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>>83747806
We will never know how Paradox Space decides this shit and are forced to read too much into it with quizzes and charts. We could have had a clear, definite answer and the we wouldn't be doing this.

But no. That would't be the Hussie thing to do. He sure subverted the fuck out of our expectations.
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>>83747806
The time players we see have pretty much nothing in common besides a fixation on death
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>>83748031
i love the animal theme you're going with them btw

i like all of them more than any canon troll
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>>83748031
angel please... you're making me want to make fantrolls...
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>>83748031
Oh, off course a high workload makes sense.

This guy looks kinda like Hussie's old style. Reminds me of that one time you tried to emulate the style.
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>>83747374
the person who took most of footage deleted it from their hard drive, you are the only person in the world who still has it

I have a Need for this
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>>83748061
Do it. Give in to the fun
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>/hst/ shits out fantrolls with more thought, effort and charm than anything in hiveswap

this is the worst possible reality
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>>83748041
>>83748088
I suddenly feel a lot of responsibility
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>>83748044
I'd prefer that he doesn't, actually. The last time he tried to formalize classpects he made them 100x less appealing and had to redefine words to make his explanation fit. Classpects are better off as vague mythological roles that relate to your personal quest.
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>>83748061
you are not the only one.

>>83748101
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>>83748058
>that spoiler
anon youre too kind
next troll has a hyena lusus but i havent quite nailed their look down

>>83748061
make one! its fun
its more fun when someone else draws them and you can collect the art

>>83748062
yea! he felt kind of whistles like in the face
actually

>>83748090
god that artist is so good
who are they
and do you think they'd draw sahtii?
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does someone have logs of the vol 10 stream?
i want to read all that bullshit
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>>83748142
I'm in talks with them at the moment to draw the rest of my fan trolls, but they're underage and not used to taking commissions so i don't want to inundate them with attention at the moment.
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>>83748165
no full logs or recordings yet, some screencaps of memes here

https://www.reddit.com/r/homestuck/comments/4nrpvu/i_case_anyone_missed_it_heres_a_little_under_275/
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>SBaHJ Adult Swim show: coming soon
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>>83748165
http://imgur.com/a/W9HHe
http://imgur.com/a/KheiQ
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>>83748213
oh my god i would SHIT myself
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>>83748090
oh man this reminds me of troll Artemis Fowl for some reason
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>>83748211
>astrokid
wow, been a while.

sort of regret passing up this stream now.
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>>83748213
dear god no, the adult swim CEO is a piece of shit.
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>>83748229
Yeah, that's my one complaint about that piece is that the hair is a bit pouffier than a patrick bateman should be.

The heart is purple because he's a Knight of Rage though.

He ends up justly/heroically killing everyone in his session during the Black King fight, and then ends up at the victory platform, stuck there forever, because their session is dead and never made a frog, so there's no door for him.
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>>83748213
it would just be Robot Chicken with a SBaHJ skin
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>>83748101
>>83748061
I sort of want to make new fantrolls since my old ones are kind of meh to me now, but I don't know what to base their theme off of.
>>
>that one awesome fic of Karkat turning into a serial killer
>that one chapter where Aradia
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>>83748258
Psycho troll got any art yet?
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>>83748213
fucking incredible
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>>83748277
None of them have any art besides Büjorn (and I'm trying REALLY HARD to get art drawn of them)
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>>83747605
leonot pereko

>>83747644
>postin my fanart
:3
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Is this Joey's legacy, bros?
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>>83748281
angel you should honestly consider a fanadventure of sorts
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>>83748198
>they are underage

Another hit to my self esteem. Or is it self-confidence?


>>83748213
Please no. There already is a perfect animation of the best strips.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXm9P1jYQZM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yz2MGWJsSiI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5tAL8ehweA
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>>83748213
Seeing this image stirs up old feelings in me.
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Jared Micks did nothing wrong.
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>>83748277
>>83748288
dw, we're good
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>>83748275
WITH FEET AND LUBE!
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>>83748375
Psycho troll is actually an oliveblood girl who wears the skin of her dead lusus, who was a giant fucking overprotective bear.
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>>83748296
loki its so good
SO GOOD
d-do you wanna draw noktua sometime? dorky owlkid?
when he wears he wears the goggles he looks completely stupid and he wears them like all the time
>>83748319
maybe! or at least a side blog for them
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>>83748404
ooooo

she's gotta' pull off the timid bates personality tho, that could be bretty cool
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>>83747978
what are sahtiis fav fetishes, i wouldnt like to commission something out of character
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>>83748451
Handholding and Cuddles
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>>83748424
He should fuck the yellow-blooded girl while wearing those dorky goggles!
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>>83748424
>>83748296
JUST FUCK ALREADY
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>>83748444
Basically, she never was socialized with other trolls because any time one tried to come over, her lusus murdered them. Then, one day her lusus died and she more or less snapped and compartmentalized her "feral" side into a split personality that acts like her Bearmom (and murders people so brutally that it looks like a giant fucking bear killed them)
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>>83748489
sounds promising, I hope this project gets somewhere
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>>83748489
everything nepeta should have been
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>>83748474
What a horrible land that must be.
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>>83748213
we would finally cement ourselves in /co/
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>>83748489
Always wanted to see a savage side to Nepeta that never came about, damn fucking shame. Least some manner of troll with a side like that will live on in fantrolls, love the idea of her wearing her lusus' skin, rather hard to make interesting designs work on trolls given the aversion to fashion.
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>>83748451
oh man thats not something ive thought about
uh probably nothing crazy, hair pulling, edging her partner
feel free to come up with ideas

>>83748479
maybe he does!
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>>83748606
>thinks edging is not crazy
literally high tier femdom
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>>83747668
I uploaded it to youtube. I can link once I get to a computer if you'd like. Currently on mobile
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Jesus fuck, I just remembered some fics of Nepeta mauling Karkat
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>>83748606
>edging her partner
somebody commission a comic now
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>>83748556
>>83748516
>>83748512
Thank you! As I mentioned earlier, the rest of them have their designs here: http://pastebin.com/8XxybUMv
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>>83748424
I just want to draw desida all day tho, her proportions are top notch

>>83748482
:3
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>>83748606
something with her feet for sure, maybe she likes stepping on her partner
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>>83741429
>fan adventure comics
hey homestuck did not invent the format, don't give it more credit than it deserves
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>>83748674
thats true
desida is great
she likes playing the harp btw.
;3c
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>>83747738
Wish I had a pocket jade
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>>83748642
link?
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>>83748728
MSPA sure is the most notable work that used the format though.
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>>83748642
>that one fic where all of nepeta's ships come true, even her OTP
>And then she finds her precious Karkat with someone else she predicted. In their bedroom.
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>>83748024
The "in waiting" is kind of the key term my fellow fuckup
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>>83748677
thats probably something her partner is more into
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>>83748803
honestly ruby quest is better known
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>>83748825
>people here still talk about homestuck
w h y

it's over, anons. EOA7 already happened. Collide already happened

homestuck was a joke without a punchline
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>>83748838
You really think that's true? not being antagonistic, i really liked rubyquest
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>>83748838
debatable
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>>83748867
i am talking about fantrolls anon
their story is just beginning
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>>83748809
>fuckup
Get bent, I'm fabby.

(also explain yourself, I'm not getting how in waiting is relevant at all. Although Time does score highly for me so maybe you're reference that?)

Speaking of which - hey Classpectanon >>83748654, I just did my own test again thanks to stardust-rider's port and I got Prince of Mind. As Blood only rated middlingly in the test, I'm starting to come around to the idea of myself as Mind again. But I'm ambivalent.
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>>83741454
Why does that matter if this isn't a general?
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>>83748872

ruby quest was like 10 years ago and everyone remembers it, homestuck is already forgotten by most of its fans
>>
Owl fantroll is hot
>>
How did Homestuck manage to get as big as it did without any companies noticing all of the name brands and copyrighted shit Hussie was using for joke material?
>>
wasn't rubyquest only a 4chan thing?
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>>83748907
;)
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>>83748899

i fucking wish

homestuck is dead and my over a dozen fantrolls die a slow death with them

rest in peace arelux vintah

you were too good for this world uwu
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>>83747873
Shit I forgot to put in that I got Knight of Breath.
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>>83748912
>In the misty past of Decmber 2008, on /tg/, a drawfriend named "Weaver" offered to run an adventure RPG. All of Anonymous could make suggestions on what action to take next, and he would draw the results. It's true he cherry-picked the answers, but it's also true that the momentum of the mob derailed his anticipated plot, which changed the climax and denoument that the author expected to have.

>Ruby Quest makes a reference to Andrew Hussie's Problem Sleuth, so maybe that and Hussie's Jailbreak are the progenitors of this genre.

And everyone remembers PS more than Ruby Quest, which I totally have forgotten. And never read. Honestly don't want to.
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>>83748920
I think you mean hoot
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>>83748937
:/
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>>83745676
Both
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>>83748930
The lawyers couldn't get past Act 1.
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>>83748930
no one takes webcomics seriously
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>>83748931
If you honestly consider anybody who doesn't use 4chan as a "person", you seriously need to stop and think for a moment.
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>>83748512
>>83748516
>>83748556
>>83748627
I was inspired and came up with a short list of what the six horror trolls have for their various kinks and fetishes.

You're welcome.

http://pastebin.com/Z2wgxJUx
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>>83747854
>>83747906

And here's the Roxy threesome addiction AO3. Color-coded for your reading eyes.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/7190969/chapters/16320494
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>>83745180
Your test seems pretty lame. I spent a few minutes gaming the results. It seems like you take BKEW at face value for most of it.
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>>83747706
Shit character.
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>>83748825
I want to see them lick each other's feet.
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>>83749037
l-lewd
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>>83748957
I kind of want to read Rubyquest now.

Is http://evilcorporation.com.br/rubyquest/ a good archive?
>>
So... any more news on Hiveswap, or... ?
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Goddamnit, I took the updated Classpect test and got Page of Blood/Breath/Void/Every Other Fucking Aspect.

There is no justice in this cruel, cruel world. I'm gonna have to retake the test.
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aranea would never...
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>>83749125
Watch Sony's E3 conference tonight ;)
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>>83748920
oh gosh

>>83748958
this
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>>83749121
This one might be better:

http://mozai.com/quests/RubyQuest/
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>>83742048
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>>83749133
>not self-diagnosing

classpects aren't hard, anon. you can easily self-diagnose if you know anything about the comic

i had myself pinned to page / knight of space / breath (leaning towards knight and space) and ended up getting that exact thing on a classpect test, then it again except breath a little while later.
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>>83749139

crush your head between her thick, thick thighs like a grape?
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post COZY fantrolls
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>that full version of Creata
Holy shit
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>>83749181
no! she's pure. And not a murderer.
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>>83749121
I read it back in 2010 on here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/ruby.html It'll take you longer but you'll get a better experience imo
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>>83749139
YES

SHE KILLED KARKAT

WITH HER THIGHS!
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>>83749177
I haven't done a full readthrough in a while and don't know where the quickest way to find classpect info is, so I just settled on taking this test.
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>>83749139
But she has...and will again!
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>>83748101
welcome to hell motherfucker
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>>83749166
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>>83749184
It feels like the music for the opening Sburb cinematic, or a Disney adaption of Homestuck
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>>83748606
who makes these sprites? you?
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>>83749215
>>83749207
noooooooo
NOOOOOOOO
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>>83749236
who cares about topless boys
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>>83749252
check the filename
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>>83749209

>quickest way to find classpect info

man anon you missed out on so much
i had so much fun debating classpects and figuring shit out on mspaforums

too bad homestuck went completely to shit
though the forums were awful for a while before that, what with the literal "muh patriarchy" feminists
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>>83749252
xamag did a bunch of them for us for
f r e e
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>>83749236
>the lewd edits have begun
this is a dangerous game you're playing

>>83749252
filename bruh
xamas comes by and draws fantrolls occasionally
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>>83749108
and Gritte probably tried to pail her lusus at least once.
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>>83748101
We care more about Homestuck than Hussie and co do
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>>83749177
this, the aspects are very simple, you can see their meanings in your personality

rage players are angry
doom players are dead inside
mind players are intelligent
blood players are friendly

very easy to do
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>>83748957
Rubyquest and Nan Quest are both better than Homestuck

That's just a fact, Megane.
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>>83747890
>pseudo-intellectual attention whoring nice guy
>unironically bragged about having not one, but two worthless degrees
>actually thought people were going to learn from him

Frankly, I'm amazed he lasted this long before crashing and burning.
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>>83749198

but what if you begged her, anon? what if you told her how you couldn't sleep at night, how the thought of feeling the soft, silky-smooth skin of her magnificent thighs pressing against your ears and slowly squeezing was consuming you? what if she, pure-hearted maiden that she is, was powerless to resist your desperate wishes?
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>>83749299
pffft

no, by comparing classes / aspects to what the players wielding those classes / aspects end up doing

are knights insecure? yes. then, insecurity is a part of being a knight. etc. it's not hard

the biggest problem is figuring out how physical powers would manifest
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>>83749297
speaking of

the mousepad and messenger bag winners are out finally
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>>83749133
The test hadn't turned out a massive tie in a while, so this is a relative first. Gotta say, did you give a wide variety of numbers for the test? I remember one anon talking about just giving numbers 1, 3, 5, 7 and 10 or something for the entire test, and all I can say is that is a recipe for a tiebusting disaster.

Given that you've got a four-or-more-way tie on your hands, I'd suggest going back through the test and re-examining your ratings until you find one you reckon you can adjust, then scrolling down to see if your result has changed. Keep doing this until you only have one or two aspects.
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>>83749312
It's a fact that they look like shit. It requires more willpower than I currently have to read them.
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>>83749341
then i guess she would have no choice...
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>>83749342
the players in canon are bad at the game and you should ignore what they do, the meanings are obvious enough
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Can I get a HS edit of these thicc girls?
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why is jade frequently done up with big boobs despite a lot of attention in comic being focused on her ass
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>>83749299
>blood players are friendly
Karkat and Kankri are far from friendly.
You're oversimplifying this. It's all about how the class and aspect interact.
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>>83749363
People said the same thing about MSPA, but people got acclimated to that art style. Weaver's is the same way, I find it kind of charming now
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>>83749388
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>>83749271
my bad. though it was a troll name.

>>83748957
Hussie's not the first to accept user input by far. He's the fist to make it popular.
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>>83749449
where are the horns
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>>83749406
This. The Vantasses aren't friendly. If anything they go around making literally everything more difficult than it needs to be.

>let's play a game
>GOOD, I'LL BE IN CHARGE AND EVERYONE WILL GRIND LEVELS FOR SIX WEEKS INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR SPIRIT QUESTS

>let's talk about social topics
>G99d, here are twelve th9usand 699ks 9n the su6ject y9u need t9 read 6ef9re we start, and keep in mind every9ne's triggers s9 we d9n't accidentally upset any9ne
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>>83749471
pancakes don't have horns
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>>83749404
These images
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>>83749363
>they look like shit
at least the characters have arms, dipshit
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>>83749284
hey, give me something to draw desida doing
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>>83749383
there's too many obvious similarities and underlying themes that unite classpects

i can't mount a super proper argument about this shit bc i abandoned homestuck early last year, but there's plenty of examples. there's all these little things that tell you what's what

>breath is direction bc john, heir of breath, constantly receives guidance, tavros is crippled in terms of direction (self-will) and has the power to inspire other people to do shit
>all knights are insecure

etc

having THREE severely insecure knights is enough to prove insecurity is tied to knighthood, and if so, why not personality traits to other classes too?
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>>83749487
It's not even the overbearing social justice thing that makes Kankri truly an asshole. He's intensely passive aggressive and shits all over Mituna at any chance.
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what if mituna was only pretending to be retarded
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>>83749545
vantasses are bad at what they try and do

karkat tries to lead and suck
kankri tried to be a good person and he's a piece of shit
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>>83749545
And Karkat is ACTIVE-aggressive and shits all over himself every chance he gets

By god, it feels like we're figuring things out here
>>
hey niggerclit/pubebeard
fuck off no one likes you
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>>83749541
lazily playing a troll skull harp
>>83748778
these things could come in so many designs
untapped potential really
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>>83749524
Man remember when we were all hype for the four betas to meet up and catch up
haha
hahahahaha
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This world needs more lewd edits of the farntrolls

>>83748039
Alright, guess i will read them
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>>83749487

blood is unity, and friendliness is a way of achieving unity?

also seems to be related to relationships, judging by how magically intelligent karkat is regarding relationships, for absolutely no fucking reason

>>83749578
ehehehehehe you're wrong my friend

i forget who, i think vriska, literally described karkat as being TOO GOOD A LEADER
like, the game wanted them to fight. it had two ruins set up. trolls are aggressive and violent, and sburb was going to have them mature via fighting eachother
but instead they had karkat, who was incredibly good at preventing them from letting their nature take it's course
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>>83749616
We still are because they NEVER FUCKING DID
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>>83749611
angel for god's sake get new fanart I'm so sick of seeing the same images every time you post, this is close to avatarfagging
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>>83749610

you're wrong, and also you should gibe oral sex immediately

>>83749636
*it had two ruins and two teams set up
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>>83749657
But isn't it just incredibly hi-larious how he skipped them meeting? TWICE?
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>>83749636
huh
you may be right about karkat

but you're still shit and no one likes you

now explain kankri
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>>83749610
wtf
fuck off you racist
gross
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>>83749686
Kankri never realized his potential. Sufferer did
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>>83749716
did karkat?
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>>83749664
im trying, i can only draw so much
lokis helping though
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>>83749636
So how do we interpret that?

1. Blood isn't about leadership
2. Blood players fail even when they succeed
3. Same thing but for Knights
4. ????
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>>83749404
real question is where's the jade facesitting art at
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I'm going to force your fantrolls to put on shoes.
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>>83749726
No.
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>>83749726
No, he became a cuck and Vriska properly bullied him into becoming a weenie loser.
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>>83749726
no if he had grown to god tier his powers would have made his leadership work correctly
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>>83749751
shoes full of cum?
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>>83749714
that's literally the name of someone though
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>>83749774
Yes.
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>>83749738
>1. Blood isn't about leadership
correct, blood is not leadership, it is unity, he was never supposed to be a leader
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>>83749769
that's a dumb way of thinking about it

going god tier shouldnt make you better automatically
it should be symbolic of growth
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>>83749783
you still shouldnt say that you racist
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>>83749404
Citation?
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>>83749299
Blood isn't about being friendly. It has the most OP passive skill in Sburb though.
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>>83749666
>>83749714
hey pubebeard is this you
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>>83749812
Karkat calling her butt large and most definitely not attractive, for one thing
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>>83749800
Isn't it a leader's job to keep people united? Karkat also pointed out he was the leader because he was the only one that could unite the 12 trolls towards accomplishing a goal
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>>83749814
>It has the most OP passive skill in Sburb though.
I'm drawing a blank
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>>83749827
C-Can I have links? For no real reason.....
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>>83749814
whats the passive skill?
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>>83749843
>>83749850
Creating the right combinations of players to defeat the endgame
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>>83749284
I'm terrible at this.
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>>83749850
Getting cucked. Breath's passive is getting a harem with at LEAST 2 Lalondes
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>>83749686
urgghhh, i was way better at this
as it is i can barely remember my own theories

kankri wasn't necessarily a good example of his classpect since just about everyone in the alpha session was more or less a failure. the sufferer would likely be a much more accurate depiction of a realized seer of blood.

he was able to create a massive revolution against the empress which was so bad that she made alternia kids-only.

Kankri too perceives relationship issues, except he's an SJW and absolutely pathetic and has no clue how to resolve those relationship issues

one problem with the alpha session may have been that it didn't have a clear, leading breath / blood player. IIRC meenah claims everyone in the session was unable to get off their asses to do anything, and only she finally killed them all to grant them all "immortality"

breath / blood are typically leadership aspects (since they are related to direction, or objective, and unity respectively) and clearly neither rufioh or kankri were fully able to harness either of these aspects, resulting in a really shitty session. the sufferer appears to have had more success and was able to use his knowledge of social issues to unify trolls, but kankri appears to have let his knowledge stagnate and just used it as a base off of which he could make himself feel good without actually helping anybody

in so doing he seems to have become actually blind to the relationships he was supposed to specialize in? it's possible he may have had some classpect inversion going on
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>>83749610
>>83749666
>>83749822
Hey, you guys seem to be misguided! This is a thread for the webcomic Homestuck, and yet you seem to be posting about what seems to be unrelated bullshit. Perhaps you may want to reevaluate what you're doing? Thanks!
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>>83749850
getting cucked
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>>83749862
How did you do it for her to get this game-like pixelated style?
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>>83749862
I wanna break her arms
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>>83749862
Take off her shoes!
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>>83749862
this is phenomenal
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>>83749898
By not having made the original of this edit.

That was Xamag.
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>>83749862
pretty kawaii
you should add a little teal bow to the front, those really tiny ones
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>>83749827
Karkat and Dave are canonically ass men and attracted to her
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>>83749835
A leader's job is to make decisions for people and get them to obey. Karkat was always about making people get along and be friendly with each other. Totally different.
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>>83749194
Agreed, 10 is overall a top-tier album.

>>83749209
Creator of the test here, the best existing source is the mspa wiki - that isn't to say it's a great source, but it covers all the relevant grounds and doesn't just regurgitate fanfiction like BKEW.

I made a shortlist of all the facts we know for each Class and Aspect, which I used for the basis of the test questions. I have thought about uploading a full version with relevant arguments on the web somewhere, but I never felt like it - posting this image has sufficed in threads. Or uh, that's what I would say if my computer didn't throw a bitchfit the moment I opened my MSPA folder. Will look for it.
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>>83749925
Hmmm, I guess I will need to use dangerous means to acquire that information.

Dang it! Xamag isnt here! I want to ask about this pixelated style! Just because of that, I will make my own fantroll and she will put all other fantrolls to shame!
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>>83749952
I tried to get Knight of Blood by answering questions with whatever Karkat would say, and I kept getting Prince of different stuff

Your test is completely broken
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>>83749868
>it's possible he may have had some classpect inversion going on
brother you just disqualified everything you say
inversion isn't a thing muchacho
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>>83749944
So what you're saying is
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>>83749861
>>83749843

We don't know this. My theory is that each aspect has different manifestations depending on the class. For example, John's primary manifestation was his ability to "do the windy thing". On a sub-note he spent his entire arc being directed by other players, receiving direction from them.

So, we have wind as a physical aspect of breath. Interesting to note Tavros was "crippled" in terms of "wind" in that he was literally crippled and dreamt of flying but was unable even to walk. That may be a bit of a stretch. He was certainly crippled in direction, the more subtle meaning of Breath.

But how would a Seer of Breath work? Clearly, he would not "see wind". That would be absolutely retarded and possibly useless enough to lose a game. He would manifest only the secondary meaning of Breath, direction, in seeing direction.

Similarly, how would a Bard of Breath work? Bards passively boost themselves with their aspects. It would be highly unlikely for him to be able to passively summon tornadoes or whatever to boost his combat abilities. Far more likely is that he would passively destroy while assisted by the power of direction.

We have seen Dave, Knight of Time, using Time Travel to defeat his enemies. Not actually summoning any sort of Time power, mind you. As opposed to Aradia, who literally trapped Bec Noir in a time field. It is likely Knights use their powers on a passive basis, and that we have not yet seen anything close to an active Blood power.
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>>83750040
She doesnt wear no pantsu
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OR FISHGIRLS? I CAN'T DECIDE!
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>>83745180
Knight of space
I love exploration of the unknown and music is my life blood, also i belive in humanity and its potential, also a medicine fan.
I find it hard to get along with people and sometimes feel lonely, butbi have a handful of friends with me :)
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>>83750023

Calliope literally confirmed it. Reread Homestuck or get better memory.

I can't remember the exact quote, but "if somebody heavily resists their aspect or is corrupted by an outside influence they may exhibit traits of a different aspect". That's likely what happened with Rose, since during her Grimdark period she acted nothing like a proper Seer of Light.
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>>83750064
>But how would a Seer of Breath work? Clearly, he would not "see wind". That would be absolutely retarded and possibly useless enough to lose a game.
You forgot, it's a rule that only one session in a universe succeeds. 99.9999999% of sessions fail.
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>>83750103
ram girls 0u0
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>>83750121
>it's a rule that only one session in a universe succeeds
I thought it was just the vast majority? so like 97% or something
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>>83750121
No, that's not a rule. In fact, that's never stated anywhere.
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>>83750157
Which ram girl would you ram?
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>>83749992
Or you have an innaccurate perception of Karkat. If we're going to throw around baseless statements, let's do it with gusto.

>>83749209
>>83749952
Turns out I made two images, one for Classes and one for Aspects. I don't completely agree with the Aspect one anymore, so I'll just paste the text for its rewrite while posting the Class image.

Breath concerns movement and impetus
Light concerns focus and fortune
Blood concerns relations and integrity
Doom concerns sacrifice and bounds
Rage concerns zealotry and agenda
Void concerns indefinition and inertia
Life concerns production and growth
Hope concerns conviction and ascent
Space and Time are a pair concerning the fabric of reality
Space concerns creation
Time concerns framing and narratives
Space and Time are needed in normal, functional sessions
Heart and Mind are a pair concerning the psyche
Heart concerns characterisation and distinction
Mind concerns choices and consequence

By all means question my reasoning on it. It's all based on observations of the comic and canonical statements by Hussie and his appointees, accounting for all evidence with a minimum of assumptions.
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>>83750146
No. Fuck no. Don't you dare post the rest of this you shitter.
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>>83750103
Source?
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>>83750157
>tfw the ass too hot
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>>83750204
both
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>>83750220
Hey, Roxy X Calliope isn't so bad, like here: >>83745688
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>>83749929
Like so?
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>>83750215

>sylphs "tailor"

No, Sylphs heal.
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>>83750220
...?
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>>83750120
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>>83750240
kek
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Man, that pic Xamag did of my fantroll really got me into drawing him
but then I remember I've only drawn seriously for like, half a year
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>>83750220
rude

>>83750252
>>83750259
these guys got it right
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>>83750256
healing and tailoring have been linked in homestuck lore
healing space is likened to sewing it up
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>>83750252
I dislike Roxy/Calliope, but that's not the reason that I was that aggressive there. That series of images escalates quickly.
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>>83750121
True that, but there's nothing to suggest certain combination of classes / aspects aren't viable. And with the obvious "passive" aspects of almost every known... aspect, it makes sense that a Seer would utilize the secondary, non-physical form of the aspect. Obviously for some aspects (Light, Hope (probably making fake things real), Rage) we haven't seen both manifestations, though we do know enough to speculate.

It's possible some classes are capable of using only the passive / active form of an aspect and some classes can use both. For example, Eridan uses the power of Hope to destroy, whereas Dirk destroys Heart. The difference is that Heart, as he destroys it, is not a physically manifesting power, whereas Hope, as Eridan uses it, is.
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>>83750254
2

fucking

cute

4

me
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>>83750215
>all your theories
What the fuck does any of that even mean? You sound like an astrologist doing cold readings, framing everything with shit so generic it could apply to literally anybody
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>>83750297
Dont act as if you didnt laugh on that rape comic
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>>83750081
She does, but only so she can have them taken off
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>>83750297
right? calliope is such a pashionate kisser hehe
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>>83750254

Damn that's cute
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>>83750347
they say great minds think alike, huh?
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>even after all this time people still primarily consider the four kids as their own little social group
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>>83749299
>mind players are intelligent
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>>83750386
you've got good taste, mate

spoilered for cherub foreplay
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>>83750266
not him but rachel admitted on the mspaf that it was her own opinion
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>>83750391
surprise most homestuck fans are autistic
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>>83750386
>>83750406
over the line motherfucker
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>>83750406
boner
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>>83750266
it's literally confirmed by Calliope

I'll take in-comic evidence over secondhand bullshit from a braindead feminist. Rose literally manifests Void (unknowability, occult, etc) when she is -literally- corrupted by an outside influence.

"Players may also develop abilities contrary to their role if they are "heavily resistant to their trUe calling. or, if corrUpted in some way by an oUtside inflUence."

Now I just need to find the full quote, fucking shit internet makes finding ANYTHING a pain in the ass.
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>>83750406
why
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>>83750391
what are you saying here, i'm not sure

>>83750432
>using a nep reaction
>not saying "meowtherfucker"
weak
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>>83750453
i'm saying the four kids are still the best and closest
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>>83750452
sexy
cherub
foreplay

>>83750448
>a braindead feminist
this seems unneccessary
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>>83750391
I understand why jade would be tanned. But John? Dave having a tan would make more sense since he's from Texas which to my understanding is also rather hot.

Then again, he might not have gotten out a lot.
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>>83750432
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Thank you, Karkuck!

Thank you for your sacrifice!
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>>83750448

jesus dick why doesn't MSPAwiki fucking source it's quotes ree
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>>83750391
why is rose so goddamn pale on her face
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>>83750477

fuck rachel
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>>83750479
Dave can have freckles or a sunburn
John has a tan because his sister owns an island getaway and he went there for a few weeks
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>>83750470
oh yeah totally
a good observation, friend

>>83750479
i'm guessing the thought is that if jade and john are related they'd probably be the same ethnicity, which in this case i'm assuming is Pacific Islander?
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>>83750531
But they didn't know they were siblings until after they started playing SBURB.
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>>83750531
What could John and Jade have possibly done all alone on a tropical island?
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when you need it
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>>83750448
Just use the search page my man.

>UU: player abilities may also manifest in ways in defiance with their aspects if they are heavily resistant to their trUe calling. or, if corrUpted in some way by an oUtside inflUence.

She says "in defiance with" which you could read an "opposites only" interpretation into, but it's far from explicit.
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>>83750587
thank you
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>>83750586
Nothing sexual.
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>>83750256
Consider the following:

- All classes fall into a/p pairs, and "heal" is likely something that defines both members of a pair (in the same way that "steal" defines both Rogue and Thief). So calling Sylphs "healers" isn't filling in much.
- We have one data point for Sylph powers, which is Aranea. Aranea went out of her way to assume an unusual role in the story, so the ways her powers manifested are difficult to take at face value. She also performed feat/s that cannot be called healing, such as the Lucky 8r8k that killed Jade.
- Sowing imagery, and general "light but careful touch" imagery has been associated with the Sylphs in the story

>>83750329
I'm sorry you feel that way anon, but unless you can explain how I'm on the same level as an astrologist then I can ignore the statement.
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>>83750485
>the final reward for Karezi fans
>Vriska cucking Karkat
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>>83750273
Jesus fuck drawing is hard
I'll try again some later day after I've gotten some basics down and its not mid-night
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>>83749865
>Breath's passive is getting a harem with at LEAST 2 Lalondes
Tavros <3 Jasprose confirmed
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>>83750630
holding hands and kissing a little and cuddling on the couch and in bed is definitely not sexual at all, yeah
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>>83750391
The Beta kids are the only ones that felt like real friends.
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>>83750650
The body is meh -- did you make a skeleton first? The horns are on point though, I gotta say. Good luck!
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>>83749487
No idea about Kankri, but Karkat always strikesme as the kind of dude forces himself to be hostile to people due to how he sees himself.

>>83749621
maybe the google-fu be with you m8.

If you remember them, please tell me.
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>>83750630
They all look retarded.
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>>83750668
They have incompatible orientations though
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>>83750677
the alphas were closer before they fell apart
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>>83750702
john and jade? what? they're the straight ones in the group
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>>83750452
I told you. I warned you about that series of images.
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>>83750720
Jade is exclusively stridersexual I'm afraid
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Sawtooth fans are the real heroes.
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>>83749726
No, he failed his big challenge of unifying his group given the events of murderstuck that he could and should have influenced to stop from happening. But pretty much all the trolls fuck their potential up at the exchange of quickly winning their session, likely as Doc Scratch intended.
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>>83750709
The Alphas always seemed liked they hated each other to me.
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>>83750306

further clarification:

The class meaning (destroy / destroy with) seems to change depending on the aspect. Eridan and Dirk use both forms of their aspects, one as passive and one as active.

>Dirk destroys soul
>Eridan destroys with hope
BUT Eridan destroys hope via destroying the Matriorb (literally Kanaya's hope for recreating the troll species, and tied to her aspect as a Space player)
AND Dirk actively manipulates people. All the fucking time. Even manipulates himself through AR.
>>
why did hussie break up
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>>83750799
Maybe because of dirk they did
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>>83750761
this is probably my favourite bunch of greentexts
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>>83750215
I don't know about all this theorizing and these silly tests. Your god tier isn't something you can figure out by thinking about it. It's supposed to be like falling in love, or feeling God's voice in your heart after praying for the first time. Nobody can explain it to you. You just KNOW.
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>>83750650
I am serious when I say this; but you need Loomis. Read Fun with a Pencil, and copy how he draws the human body a bit.

If you want to go further, drawabox.com is an excellent resource.
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>>83750839
detective pony was a pretty sweet present in... a uniquely dirk sort of way
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>>83750761
This might be the most awesome thing I've ever read
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>>83750863
FUCK loomis, his shit is so fucking unhelpful
"Okay, draw a circle, now draw two more circles, now draw all of the rest"
Wow thanks fuckhead
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>>83750839

Yeah, destroying heart would likely essentially mean fucking with people's relationships, since Meulin the relationship genie all but confirms that Heart = or can = relationships.

>>83750856
>you just know
sure you can think "oh man i want to be a lord of doom" but if you just randomly apply it to yourself without asking yourself if you fit the personality traits and general character sketch of a lord of doom, you're going to have an arbitrary title
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>>83750650
dont scratch and dont draw without construction while you're learning
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>>83750900
It's easy dude just draw the rest of the fucking owl
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>>83750759
Jade lived with a dog her whole life. Think what you want about this
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>>83750650
keep practicing, look at other pics

i'm still pretty awful but i can make decent MS paint shit just because i practiced so hard, and i just yolodraw with no construction whatsoever
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>>83750254
very nice
saved
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I've never, EVER.

Not. Once.

Seen a cosplay group of the 4 kids, all of their original genders.
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>>83750900
Then you need drawabox.com.
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>>83750950
>that name
just go anon you cunt
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>>83750759
stop being full of shit
she'd take a hot sausage from any vendor and you know it
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>>83750969

>practiced so hard
ok scratch that at most i would draw like maybe 7 pics a week, and that was only for a week or two

i haven't drawn anything good in probably a month, besides maybe ONE pic of punk goblin w/ tiddy

just keep looking at other pictures and trying to examine them objectively. you'll notice little things like how the neck interacts with the collarbone, noses, etc.
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>>83750979
its pretty hard to find multiple men who both want to cosplay and pass as 13 year old boys
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>>83751007
Hell no
Jade craves the Dave, she's only a massive slut if the person involved is an awkward blonde twink
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>>83750856
Please do the test. I want to see if my prediction for your title is right after reading this.
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>>83750871
>a uniquely dirk sort of way
What's that?
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>>83750900

yeah his shit is decent but i'd rather just draw faces myself

and by that i mean i'm too lazy to learn construction
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>>83751033
STOP IT

JADEDAVE IS SHIT

SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvsUoF5lGDc

for those who missed, even though it's missing a bit of the beginning
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>>83750999
Soon. Im desgining a fantroll. She will be purple blooded, overcompetitive with games and I guess card/joker themed.
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>>83751078
No one cares. Go fucking anon.
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>>83751048
Inscrutable, ironic but with underlying sincerity, and oddly philosophical.

Like literally everything else he's ever done.
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>>83751071
>watching other people watch videos and say memes for five hours
>those other people are redditors
no
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>>83751114

why complain about this namefag in particular

you're not exactly pure as is
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>>83750973
Hope this detail doesn't ruin it.
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>>83751114
Happy?
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>>83751070
It's literally the best ship in the comic
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>>83751071
Utter sacrilege
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>>83751017
looking at how other artists render is fine but it should never be a substitute for looking at the real thing
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>>83751125
Where the Heck did you get all of that from?
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>>83750909
I think it's a bit too strong to equate Heart to just relationships, given how little we're shown of the Heart player's abilities and interactions outside of Dirk who is a Prince and thus has a rather negative take on things. I'd say it's most likely linked with personal relationships, emotions and motivations as the counter-point to the more logic based Mind aspect.
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>>83751141
we need the top off next. are you able to rise to the challenge
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>>83751070
Says the guy posting a ship that absolutely ONLY ever worked as siblings
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>>83751151
bec/jade
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>>83751070
We concluded last night that Jadedave was the only ship that stayed good and that they are in fact, the cutest.
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>>83751176
With enough time I suppose I could manage something.

But I'm on the early shift tomorrow. So not now.
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>>83750761
If I ever get to meet Andrew I'm gonna' ask for a drawing of Sawtooth and Squarewave in his AIDS style.

Like hot damn.
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>>83741429
>>83746743
Save the princess:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/43457/

Sleepless(the reboot was such a ruse)
http://llamadoodle.deviantart.com/art/Prologue-3-CS-282672013
I AM TRIANGLES
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=150
PAY DAT RENT!!!1 — Ongoing
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=7371
A Beginner's Guide to the End of the Universe
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=132
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>>83751139
because all his thing is that he is interested in red dead virgo? seriously?
>>83751143
fuck you
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>>83751191
"stayed good"
IT NEVER HAPPENED NUMBNUTS
and when Jade hooked up with a Dave knockoff it turned out terrible

myth: busted
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>>83750900
>FUCK Loomis

You don't just stare at the pictures mate, Loomis explicetely tell you to draw from life and gives you basic references
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>>83751189
That's even worse man, that's her dog dad
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>>83751220
>IT NEVER HAPPENED NUMBNUTS
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>>83751225
two great fetishes for one
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It's that time again. Taking another land drawing request. Gimme a description, or at least an unambiguous name (description better) and I'll see what I can do.

Pic is the last one I did.
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>>83751223
>That image
Did I just hop in a god damned time machine? Fuck off.
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>>83751265
Land of ceramics and stone. I gave no description to begin with, but here's Glub's rendition, I'd like to see what ya' got.
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>>83751216
U just jelly my fantroll likes cardgames and even tough she is bad at them, challenges people to play strip poker!
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>>83751261
don't pull this weak nonsense on me, man
don't fucking try it
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>>83751265
Land of Subways and Ichor
Your land is a cavernous criss-crossing of underground subway stations and tunnels, with your Consorts, the Mice, living only in the bright stations. Your Denizen, Geras, regularly floods the tunnels with a thick, red ichor that reaches out and grabs anything too close, pulling it in to drown - only the lowest most tunnels are filled at first, but with every day, Geras's periodic floods (anywhere from 2-5 times a day, lasting exactly 1.25 hours each) start to fill slightly higher. You need to kill Geras or stop the floods before they begin to fill up your house and render it uninhabitable.
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>>83751261
Can Karkat just be not a cuck anymore

please hussie

and no, fuck davekat
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>>83751265
Land of Cubes and Monolyths. A huge land made of slabs of stone that gravitationally balance itself. Im a void player if that helps.
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>>83751265
Damn that's really nice work there
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>>83751326
Happy?
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>>83751302
>weak nonsense
Sorry man, it's canon. The last pesterlog in the comic was a davejade shippy one too.
They're destined to be together and alchemize tons of shitty SBAHJ things together while being adorable, you can't stop it.
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>>83751172
Fugg, I misread your post. Heart seems to equal
Self, because Nepeta and Dirk are extremely capable
Emotions / Relationships, because Nepeta, Rogue of Heart, is good at "stealing" Equius's rage and Dirk had his whole manipulation shenanigan.
Soul, because Dirk destroys soul.

also interesting note:
princes seem to have "active visions" (see dirk being the shadow leader, eridan genocide) that fail
bards seem to have "passive visions" (see gamzee deciding he's some sort of messiah, cronus deciding he was supposed to fight LE)

except cronus did it in reverse and it seems he started out with the vision and then lost it?
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>>83751355
i don't have to stop it because it's literally not true? you're making it up so it doesn't matter what you say
you're a desperate pathetic shipper and i don't have to listen to your nonsense
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>>83751165
Jane sort of implies as much in the brief glance we get at the book itself: http://www.mspaintadventures.com/?s=6&p=006341

Dirk outright states his feelings on irony/sincerity. Others refer to him as inscrutable a number of times. He occasionally waxes poetic about his deep thoughts.

That's literally all we see of his personality. It's the same shit just with different interactions. He's kind of a one-trick pony
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>>83746743
>all my fanadventures were on MSPAFORUMS
>rest in piece time clones 1.0
>rest in piece time clones 2.0
>rest in piece time clones 3.0

at least i still have the images and poetry from 3.0 lol
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>davekat vs davejade will forever fucking haunt us
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>>83751265
Land of Webs and Frogs

The webs cover a moder, yet post apocalyptical world. While there are buildings in the ground, many of them are sustained in air by the webs. Dangerous giant spiders roam this land. Some of the villages are in the ground, others are groups of buildings sustained by the webs, which also connect them
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>>83751379
>you're making it up so it doesn't matter what you say

All the things I'm talking happened in canon friend, sorry. Don't know what to tell you, it's clear your taste is shit, but facts are facts, Dave's screwing the pooch
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>>83751204
is it just me or is half the images on mspafanventures broken?
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Honestly I understand Hussie wanting to drop Homestuck and never, ever have anything to do with it again in his entire life. That, I can be compassionate about. If he'd made a newspost saying "sorry, I can't handle it. I quit." and ended the comic on a panel of the cast waving goodbye, I'd have forgiven him completely.

But that shit he pulled.

The way he didn't just ignore, but completely ACTIVELY SOUGHT TO RUIN the things we were waiting for, like Karkat doing anything at all, or Jack's death, or LE being defeated on-screen, or Vriska actually learning anything, or Davesprite having a decent arc, or an ending that tied things up like PS's, or worst by far, the Beta kids meeting.

All these little middle fingers to say "fuck you, I don't care about this story and neither should you, also buy my merchandise anyway, suckers".
He didn't have to simply stop his creation, he had to destroy it, sprinkle untouched past pages with that oily shit and these arms and these fucking passwords that scream OTHER STORY PATH and ruin everything for the new readers who stop for a moment to "solve" the comic like the puzzle it was meant to be back in 2010.

Fuck you, Hussie. I bet you'd rather hide and have your twitter friends comfort you in the delusion that you didn't fuck up big time, rather than admit the Homestuck fiasco and redeem yourself. Fuck you for making me think you were an OK guy with good writing skills, instead of the overambitious, pretentious troll buffoon you apparently are.

I hope you go bankrupt, I hope every single project ever done by you or about your work fails, I hope your entire inner circle of shitty bootlicker artists leaves you when the next big thing comes along, I hope the next seven years of your life build up to nothing but immense frustration and wasted potential like this garbage ending you vomited on us and called dessert.

Asshole.
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>>83751379
are you dyonoi or some shit what are you taking this so seriously for
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>>83751379
>using question marks on statements that don't need question marks

Fuck off back to tumblr
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>>83751401
I still don't see how the book edit was philosophical.
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>>83751435
b-but
dog dick...
b-but
beta dave...
b-but...
muh fics...
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>>83751379
>i don't have to stop it because it's literally not true?
stop using tumblr question marks

actually just go to reddit or tumblr and stay there
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>>83751265

Land of Gloom and Geist.

The land is covered in huge mushrooms that block out the light, leaving it dim and cool. The ground is covered by a thin layer of water, and spirits float between the mushroom stalks.
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>>83751355
>>83751261
I like how even in the end Hussie can't bring himself to stop having it. He even outright ignores karezi but can't do it for davejade

Truly Homestuck's OTP
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>>83751435
>>83751435
>All the things I'm talking happened in canon friend
they sat next to each other at a picnic

jadedave is not canon

>>83751466
>>83751476
wow you're mad?
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>>83751490
youre getting memed on dyonoi, fuck off
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>>83751449

i literally wish hussie had died or just quit half way through

i would have been able to think homestuck was still good

even if he hadn't wrecked it, would it still be good? he's evidently gone over to the jew side

>i feel serious guilt trying to classpect because homestuck is so bad
>classpect theory was one of my favorite things a year ago
>i had 17 fantrolls i don't want to use because of how bad homestuck is
>i can no longer find good friends on pesterchum because everyone is literally a nigger
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>>83751475
maybe the two of you can compromise on jade fucking dave with her dog dick
>>
The retcon was the only serious dip in quality for Homestuck and was the official mark of it being "an actually bad comic". Prove me wrong, you can't.

>INB4 "EVERYTHING HUSSIE DID WAS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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>>83751528
>he's evidently gone over to the jew side
What did he meme by this?
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>>83751490
>they sat next to each other at a picnic

And Jade called him a good kisser, not to mention everything else.
Sorry, it's more canon that Davekat ever was. Even in a cast full of bisexuals and a gay decapitated makeout Hussie couldn't bring himself to make Davekat canon, while Davejade just kept sailing on with MULTIPLE canon confirmations.
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>>83751468

come on, it's satire

satire, especially extreme satire, implies intellectualism because you falsify bad writing for the sake of humor

by parodying bad shit he indicates that he is above it completely, and yet at the same time kind of lowers himself to it's level through a sort of ironic enjoyment?

you may as well try to convince me my 520k mario trollfic isnt philosophical....
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>>83751529
boy oh boy do i have some Content for that
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>>83751540
i unironically think everything except the pages between vriskagram and remem8er is good including the ending
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>>83751564
>paradox space a tumblr hugbox
>everyone is gay
>every male character now confirmed beta bitch
>homestuck literally a massive SJW shithole
>rachel and blueberry, top forum admins, literally "muh patriarchy" feminists

ALL AROUND ME ARE ZIONIC FACES
HUGGY PLACES
HUGGY PLACES
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>>83751528
>i feel serious guilt trying to classpect
spoken like a true prince of mind
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>>83751573
>it's more canon that Davekat ever was
HAH
now i know you're trolling shithead
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>>83751265
Your Land is the: Land of Brine and Stagnation
Your Land is entirely underwater, although your house manifests in a towering grotto that used to be a volcanic vent, reaching all the way to the surface - this presents its own challenge in that you need to build even higher to make parity with your other players. The sea is a very salty and very cold brine that can flash freeze you in an instant, but crisscrossing empty volcanic vents provide more than enough room to move around.
Your Consorts are the the Sea Pigs, squishy and friendly invertebrates who are at home in the icy brine, and who can’t survive in the empty volcanic vents. There are thin spots with ice windows that you can talk to them through, though.
Your Denizen is Himavat, who is keeping the water still and cold in order to make sure no life grows there outside of the Sea Pigs, who are staying low and out of his view.
Your Quest is to go and convince Himavat to stir the waters, allowing them to be warmed by Skaia’s light and allow you to explore the entirety of your land without freezing, or kill him, and have the same thing happen.
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>>83751529
no, that's what i meant, dave isn't going anywhere near her pooch

jade is dominantly human everywhere else, bec has to have squeezed in somehwere

and he did....

this pussy girl got no pussy...

>>83751585
>massive fat jade
>shota dave

i've fapped to this and i still feel guilty about it
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>>83751611
pubebeard please fuck off back to /pol/
we're here for homestuck
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>>83751616
Sorry. Even ipgd said dave and jade were fucking.
They are literally made for each other.
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>>83751573
Who caresabout davejade or davekat? Those ships suck!

The true enlightement is John X Aradian, biatch
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>>83751591
Er, why?
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>>83751585
Does Chaz not love us anymore?
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>>83751265

>>83746233
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>>83751646
>Even ipgd said dave and jade were fucking.
source
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>>83751647
That's a completely unrelated ship though
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>>83751647
I ship hussie x plot

but we all know they haven't associated with eachother for years
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>>83751368
I like those justifications in terms of Self, Emotions and Soul. My one big hangup would be with Self though as I feel it's a bit too simplistic to assign it as a feature of Heart players when there's a good number of extremely capable players in the 3 groups.

However, what I did take from it that I liked was the idea that Dirk, Nepeta and Meulin all strive for something yet can't reach it despite being seemingly so capable in other areas of their life. This is important as it shows one of the big distinctions between Heart and Mind, in that a Heart player can desperately want something, yet can't reach it with their own ability. Whereas Mind players like Terezi and Rose have very clear ability to make things happen, but struggle with understanding what they actually want, given Terezi's issues with herself and Rose's conflicted feelings about those close to her, primarily her mother.

I'd also say there's some support for the idea of Soul with Nepeta as well, given her fixation on Karkat mirroring the Disciples. She herself didn't seem able to really describe why she was so attracted to him if I recall the teaparty with Jasperoseprite correctly. I always thought that's where her attraction stemmed from; which is what made it rather tragic as it's similar to what happened to the Sufferer whom had these visions and feelings from the Beforus world that he strived to reach again.
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>>83751637
>the postman chases the dog
>the pooch screws dave

hussie is so subversive
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>>83751614
>knight of space/breath

ehh, maybe prince of space since i have the "grand visions of creation" thing + some of the issues i guess

knight was from over a year ago when i was a lot more nervous than i am now so i could have warped a bit, but w/e
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>>83751611
Huh, not sure what you meant by that. Wanna run it by me again in English this time?
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I ship Karkat and Vriska's stomach digesting him!
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>>83751579
You may be overthinking this- a lot. Does this mean SBAHJ is philosophical?
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>>83751662
i liked all the pretty colours and sounds and im 100% certain on and satisfied with my 'interpretation' and i enjoyed solving the puzzle
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>>83751672
I'm trying to link her blog but it's this weird sidebar thing now.
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>>83751293
I would do if there weren't other requests which didn't already have a picture, but there are so I'll give it a miss. At least for now.

>>83751315
That one sounds hard to draw because there's not much space to really see anything.

>>83751337
That's a pretty cool one.

>>83751342
Thanks, it's my third, and first attempting to use photography like the comic does. Starting to get the hang of it, I think.

>>83751420
But where are the frogs at?! That's sort of an integral part of an "and Frogs" land.

>>83751485
Atmospheric!

>>83751618
Again, sort of restrictive on the spaces which can be shown in a single image, except maybe the main vent where the house sits, which could be pretty epic.

___

Overall I'm thinking of going with the Shrooms or Brine.
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>>83751675
Yeah, but davejade and davekat will forever have arguments in favor and against them. It's as if Hussie can't man up to fully canonize one. Rosemary he went on to have them kiss and Roxygen was the closest thing canon after that.

Let's face it, he won't fully admit one ship or another, which is why in the ending there was Dave, Karkat and Jade together
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loki where are you
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>>83751746
a likely story
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>>83751685
>screws dave
Dave and Jade are in a happy consenting relationship, they screw each other equally
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>>83751750
>but there are so I'll give it a miss. At least for now.
yeah that's fair, enjoy your style dude.
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>>83749284
>tfw she drew every fantroll but yours :(
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>>83751750
The hero's challenge in this land is to find the frogs and save them from extinction before the spiders get them. The web-tangled architeture basically make that land a maze, with the last of the frogs AND the forge hidden. The hero's quest, part of it is to find them
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>>83751738
I still think the meta aspects were too overwhelming by the ending and the retcon just made everything feel artificial and pointless. I did, however, like the events leading up to Game Over. I just wished the aftermath of it was slightly changed or was handled better.
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>>83751762
Now draw her naked!
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>>83751764
http://ipgd.tumblr.com/post/143276240402/youre-givin-real-mixed-signals-can-we-even

Sorry man, ipgd, even with her insistence, KNOWS deep down that dave and jade are playing sword in the stone
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>>83751746
screenshot it
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>>83751750
Can't go wrong with shrooms, could have some fun with the colours given their connection with both magic and psychadelics. Shame my land I got from Classpectanon doesn't translate well to drawings, but such is fate.
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>>83751750

Do you have somewhere you post your art? I'd love to see if you end up doing any of these.
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>>83751614
>>83751688

actually space not only deals with creation & life but also mechanics (see muse of space being font of canon knowledge), so that's another thing

>>83751680
The "being unable to grasp what they want" could indeed be a challenge of self, though in Dirk's part it may also be part of the "self destructive badass" thing that plays out with Princes.

Heart was always super ambiguous and I was never able to make much sense of it or Mind. Comparatively the other aspects seem extremely easy to figure out, though maybe that's just me.
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>>83751822
Why WAS Hussie so reluctant to break them up? Does he still carry a torch for betel?
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>>83751822
>sadistic feral mode Jade
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>>83751862
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Die a cute
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>>83751890
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>>83751822
all that does it 1) Confirm that DaveKat is canon and 2) Imply that IPGD imagines that Dave and Karkat would invite Jade to have threesomes with them

that does not imply davejade. that implies davekat with jade sometimes
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Hussie gave up his right to use the ~sacred cow~ argument when he tried to turn Homestuck into a marketable brand. It's no longer a pet project for his own amusement and yet he continues to treat it as such.

As the proprietor of that brand he now owes his consumers the bare minimum in satisfaction. And he didn't deliver.
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>>83751811
i actually wasnt that happy about the meta aspects until i started seeing caliborn/english as the demiurge and hussie as the god of the comic itself in the gnostic sense. its still pretentious but its fun and consistent
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>>83751919
Hey, Hussie. Fuckhead. Remember when you had commands open? And the comic was as much everyone as it was you in orchestration? Yeah.

What a gross insufferable nerd.
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>>83751762
steven universe has ruined so many artists
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>>83751919

andrew cuck has a point
regardless of whether or not he's trying to market it, you don't own anything about Homestuck
it existed as a free webcomic, and now it exists as a shitty cash farm. either way he can do whatever the fuck he wants with it

god he looks like a sissy though
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>>83751919
>As the proprietor of that brand he now owes his consumers the bare minimum in satisfaction
hahahahahah

no he doesn't

and he doesn't owe every single one of his readers exactly what they want to see
that'd be impossible

he tried to make sure he didn't cater to davekat people over davejade people and in doing so ended up with an awkward picnic

see what happens when he tries to keep everyone happy?

it's his art and we're enjoying it

>>83751962
he didn't do every single command
it was still for him to decide
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this was one of the last posts before neo /HSG/ turned up for the ending hype
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>>83751991
that's a terrible fucking post
fuck whoever made that post with a goddamn rake
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>>83751890
that's some good shit
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>>83751980
His point is moot when he was acting like a complete unprofessional by saying shit like that instead of keeping his cool, and for the fact a lot of the criticism he received was valid but he was so puffed up on his fragile ego he refused to look down until he already hit rock bottom

Loser got what he earned
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>>83751962
If he left it open the submissions would be coming from a whole different crowd than back then. Having to read them might have worn down his psyche even faster.
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>>83751946
I was mostly talking about the whole "Vriska pole cue" whatever thing Tex Talks brang up but whatever. Meta narrative is fine but not when it's the forefront and especially not when you make the forefront after you've developed a comic built on so much more than that.
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>>83751962
he looks kind of retarded

but look, you can't have fucking commands when there's millions of readers

it's not feasible
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>>83752012
it was directed at me. I wasn't even defending sollux but the guy had something against him for real.
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>>83751911
>>83751822
also "ipgd's opinion" isn't canon
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>>83751990
>and we're enjoying it

Let's not put words in people's mouths here
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>>83752049
Agreed, IPDG is the one that said John X Nepeta was endgame.
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>>83752019
>acting like a complete unprofessional
holy shit, dude, calm down
it's a webcomic made for free on the internet
you didn't pay money for the comic, he owed you nothing
he didn't have to act professional because he is not a professional
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>>83751772
Thanks. Maybe there'll be time for it in future.

>>83751801
Ok, I actually have a decent idea for a picture for this now... I'm leaning towards it.

>>83751830
Sorry about that. I don't rate myself highly in the kind of skills required to make a confined space like that look really good, so I don't think I could really do it justice.

>>83751831
I've only posted it here, though Classpectanon reposted the one I drew for my own land, the Land of Cults and Chandeliers, on his tumblr page along with the chameleon consort gif I did for it. Attached pic is the other one of the three lands that I've drawn.
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>>83751962

damn i resonate with that shit though
>stop my trollfic for a week
>have to go back and reread

ffffffuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkkkk

thank god i can just reset the universe every time it gets too bad :Aste_Roy:
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>>83752078
He is paid for producing a product. Homestuck is his livelihood. He does not have a real job outside of that.

He is a professional.
>>
i'm still upset that one of nepeta's ships never came true

(and nepkat of course, but that was never gonna work)
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>>83752078
If he wanted to be taken seriously and have continued support for his little cash cow, he should have acted like a professional. You're saying he shouldn't? That he should just be an awkward bitter shithead? Well it's no fucking wonder Hiveswap is a failure and he can't even conjure a successful team anymore.
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>>83752104
>Homestuck is his livelihood
he's sitting on his dad's patents and now his inheritance tho. it's why he's been able to experiment with the webcomic format for over a decade with little success until mspa
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>>83751832
Yeah I think you could draw easy parallels in this instance with the player's classes and their inability to grasp what they want. You already outlined the self destructive way things went for Dirk which ties in with Princes' whole destruction stick. As for the other two, Nepeta was a Rogue of Heart, a passive class that takes to give to others. That ties in with her inability to muster up the courage to pursue what she wants herself, given her fear of being open with her important feelings with others and her adherence to what Equius tells her to do even if it goes against what she actually wants to do. With Meulin it's harder to assess, given she barely does anything. But you could say her desire for a stable relationship and lack of luck in that area, despite her matchmaking talents, ties in with the observation of Mages that they do things for others benefit at their own detriment.

The big issue in figuring out Heart is the lack of depth in comparison to Dirk aka. Nepeta seemingly didn't do anything Heart related. It's a real problem for a lot of the aspects, and the relevant trolls didn't even need to do much, but they were poorly utilised as supporting characters and the game mechanics of skaia suffered for it.

Mind is just fucked as Rose stopped being a character after a point and Terezi was rather inconsistent in her characterisation, especially post-retcon.
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>>83752104
>we deserve the comic being made how we like it

no, no. absolutely no.
no. 100% nope. no. no, no, no, no. no.

no more than >he deserves to ever get any money from any of us ever again
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>>83752179
katnep, who are you under those shipping pics?
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>>83752104
he doesn't get a goddamn check for writing homestuck, man

>>83752141
holy crap man why are you so mad about this
what's wrong, really, what are you really upset about?

why did he need to be taken seriously? and he always had support for the comic, it only grew as time went on

why are you so mad about him not sticking to some arbitrary standard of conduct that you want to force him into?
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>>83752178
we deserve to get weekly updates on hiveswap
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>>83752096
Yaaay, thanks!
>>
hi ipgd
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>>83752217
Hussie is not a professional, much like people don't have arcs! Why would he do that.
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>>83752035
yeah i dont have any argument for that. i enjoyed the meta stuff mostly because it realised the gnostic shit he'd been playing with since the start. if you didnt then you arent exactly alone.
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where the FUCK is my dave/tavros rap battle
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>>83752049
guess that means davekat isn't canon
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>>83752217

good point senpai

i feel bad for you if you paid money for that garbage
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>>83752244
because he said he would
but I suppose hussie is not a man of his word, either
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>>83752251
where the FUCK is my sawtooth/dirk rap battle
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>>83751141
>differing pixel sizes
>>
>homestuck game
>not SBURB
>not canon

it would never have been good, even if it was only 3D...
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>>83752264
in that fucking post that got linked ipgd confirmed that HUSSIE confirmed that DaveKat is 100% canon
and that's not even getting into the bits that are in the actual comic

i'm not sure if you know this, but Hussie is the one who wrote the webcomic
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>>83752264
The problem is Davekat has arguments in favor AND against them, Davejade isn't much different
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>>83752276
>but I suppose hussie is not a man of his word, either

That's called being a professional! Taking pride in your work, doing it well and with dedication, keeping to deadlines and stated promises, and keeping a rational discourse.

None of which Hussie is capable of.
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>>83752197
Never meet your heroes.
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>>83752305
>not canon
but it is canon.

it'll still be shit
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>>83752104
He doesn't even have what it takes to talk professionalism with Bill Bolin.
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>>83752317
Davekat's arguments in favor of are pretty weak, especially compared to Davejade

Fact is it was a harmful fantasy he entertained then ultimately dropped in favor of the better ship.
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>>83752330
What if you're my villain?
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>>83752308
That also means that Davejade is canon then. Ipgd said herself that dave's been fucking jade, and even the comic shows as such.
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>>83752345
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>>83752353
this isn't funny any more
stop this
it's not true you're making it up you're just saying them but they're not true they're not real i know what's real i saw him do it
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>>83752264
It never was.
What I'm confused about is why he was such a tease with it. he didn't dance around rosemary or dirkjake, but he was so afraid of davekat, like he almost didn't want to do it or something
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>>83751265
Paint and glow
I've always imagined big puddles of paint with glowing edges and a northern lights thing going on in the sky.
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>>83752378
dyonoi please go back to tumblr
>>
hey would anyone be interested in a bullshit SBURB collab trollfic?

have some friends i'd like to do it with. maybe 1 or 2 characters each or whatever.

had some really good material for the original but it died bc only 3 contributors
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>>83752179
katnep, why do you ship shitty pairings?
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>>83752138
Don't remind me, anon. I can imagine Dave and Tavros getting on great once they'd met in person, given that Tavros is rather similar to a less confident John. Tavros could have learned to be more confident and to pursue things under his own conviction and Dave could have learnt that being looked up to doesn't require you to be some over the top hero like Bro was.
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>>83752353
Yeahhh, while I dont ship davekat, I can't agree with that. It was teased pretty hard. However, still strikes me as if they got together and ended the relationship on good terms in the meteor. The way Dave adn Karkat acted in the platform didn't help. It looks more like moirails.

Again, the rpoblem is RETCONS, Hussie put taht thing in there without any previous interactiona aside a instagram flash. For god's sake, I could swallow davekat as healthy kismesistude if by their intereactions pre-retcon, but if Hussie wants them as hearts, he gonna have to do better than that
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>tfw you find a bowman video with 90 views
the holy grail
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>>83752452
Trollfic meaning the species, or meaning the silliness?

because i want to give one of my babies a second chance from the horrible fate i've befallen upon them
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>>83752378
Sorry man, but all you got with Davekat is some ambiguous teases. The minute Jade got back on the scene it was anything but ambiguous. Hussie knows they belong together. You got your gay strider fill with Dirk, be happy with that and stop hoping that Homestuck is some progressive beacon and that Davekat is some timeless romance instead of at most the two hooking up because there were no other options.
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>>83752376
Thank you, anon. I will treasure this forever.
>>
>>83752492
don't come around here much, do you?
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>>83752473

nah quality

i wouldn't mind doing an actual rp one of these days but all my trolls died on the forums

>my first three trolls were so bad i had to remake them thrice, and two of them i just completely scrapped and remade with one or two shared characteristics

that was like 3 or 4 years ago though, i took a hiatus from the internet for a year or two, then i came back and made a few more fantrolls
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>>83751265
Land of trenches and ghosts
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>>83752375
>Ipgd said herself that dave's been fucking jade
no she didn't! she said she imagined it! she said it could happen! stop it stop it stop i t i know what the comic said i fucking read it i fucking saw it

"but maybe there’s a bit of a threeway going on??? that could be spicy"
maybe
could
it's not confirmed!

stop saying things that aren't true just to meme on people, fucking stop it you know it's not true!
>>
>>83752474
Gross
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>>83752486
Davekat is so bad even dave and karkat were embarrassed by it.
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>>83752550
okay that's enough, sir, it's time for you to leave.
>>
Reminder
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>>83752619
fuck you! who the fuck are you anyway! take your goddamn tripcode off you self important fuckface!
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>>83752550
ipgd is firmly entrenched in the davekat camp yet even can't deny that dave and jade are getting it on. That's how canon it is. Sorry. Davejade is as canon as Act 7 was disappointing.
>>
also, if you requested a land from me, link me back to your post because i was playing x-com and lost track of everything.
>>
>>83752610
>>83752631
Get out of here
>>
>>83752631
Why is she painting his face with her cummies?
>>
Those who confuse canon with "exclusively together forever and ever" deserve to be mocked. But if that's what Hussie was trying to do he probably could have done a better job of it.
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>>83752550
What or who is IPGD?
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>>83752650
make me bitch
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>>83752654
but they aren't you're just making it up to fuck with me shut up ahut the fuck up you dont beleive what you're saying you're just lying to fuck with me
she didn't say anything like that you're lying about things im reading with my own two goddamned eyes and that's pretty ballsy but i know the truth
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>>83752692
Hussie's boss
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>>83752550
Jesus christ anon, it's time to stop posting.
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>>83752625
what a scrub, having your favourite ship be non-canon is a basic part of the fandom experience

get good
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>>83752706
sir, just calm down, and come quietly. we'll take you back to the station and you can point out where DaveJade (the best ship, and the most canon) touched you. We have the doll and everything.
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>>83752732
are those flowers stuffed in a ham?
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>>83752706
what the fuck are you ok
>>
>>83752732
You need to calm down with your bullshit.
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>>83752706
She did though
And even then you can look at canon
Davepeta confirmed that the ultimate self Dave loves Jade, even Dave couldn't keep his hands off that hot dog once she woke up and went on a picnic with her.
Davekat was a small blip on the radar compared to the long running beauty of davejade.
>>
>>83752745
fuck you i hate you so fucking much shit the fuck up i'll show you where you can put your fucking doll
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>>83752692
International Potato Guidance Delegation
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Post YFW Hussie shoots himself
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>>83752793
Now, now. Don't mess with the doll.
>>
>>83752754
Plus points for Karkat if it is, Nep would probably love that more than the flowers.
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>>83752813
desu
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>>83752655
>>83747873
For Knight of Breath
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>>83752790
Cant blame Dave. 3 years locked up in the meteor... damn if someone doesnt become a little bi-curious.

... guess Karkat will get a little... bi-furious!
>>
>>83752793
Please, sir, just calm down. We're gonna drive you to the station, take a couple questions, and then bring you back home to tumblr. Let's just be reasonable about this. DaveJade is the most canon ship, just calm down and accept it.
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>>83752790
>She did though
she didn't! she didnt she didnt she didnt i am reading what she wrote right now no matter how much you say it it doesn't change what's true FUCK YOU
>>
>>83752655

I think these are all the relevant unanswered ones:

>>83746491
>>83746514
>>83747513
>>83747665
>>83747873
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>>83752655
I, uh, don't know how to link back.
>>
>>83752865
thanks, this thread's going down with the ship (has hh shah ha ah) so I'm going to answer these in the next one.
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>>83752754
Nothing like a good purrsciutto to seal the deal with the girl you love.
>>
>>83752858
are you actually meming on us
>>
>>83752843
You litteraly had like six or seven 16 year olds in a meteor alone for 3 years,
Same for Jade and John, it's obvius there was some good old experimentation of the genital area
>>
>>83752882
Best ship is still Arajohn
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>>83752879
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>>83752847
you think you're fucking hilarious don't you
>>
>>83751919
He owes us nothing.
In return we will give him nothing, and he'll fade back into obscurity, to be forgotten completely in a dozen years.

Sounds like a fair deal.
>>
>>83752754
How do we fix Hussie and make him do stuff like this again
>>
oh jesus god i just remembered why i never made that one session after i returned from my internet hiatus

>spending hours debating on how classpects would interact with a character
>ending up making characters based on classpects

ugh if i ever do a RP again i should just do pre-calliope aspects
>classpects really in depth and complicated
>literally no explanation for half the shit
>at best you're just guessing for half of it
>heart / mind an enigma wrapped in a mystery

rip
>>
>>83752892
fuck
you
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>>83752897
>>
>>83752843
He wasn't probably bicurious at first
But terezi rejected him thanks to Vriska
It's no wonder he ran off to jade so quick, she was probably the first viable vagina he had seen in a while.
>>
>>83752907
Like, to a previous thread? How do I do it?
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>>83752962
This is fucking art
>>
Guys, I started the sburb here. Many changes since the beta, they took off that feature that forced the players to make themselves in the game, added some adds an...

PLEASE HELP! There is a meteor coming to my house!
>>
>>83752948
Do you need a fucking Aspirin.
>>
>>83752858
Is this what an autistic fit is like? If so it's pretty fucking funny given the subject in question. If not then well meme'd friend.
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>>83752858
>what's true
Right, and what's true is Davejade
And I mean, why would he not pick Jade over Karkat? Karkat's still clearly needy and self deprecating, while Jade encourages Dave's interests AND can grow him apples.
>>
>>83752962
jesus christ i never made this connection before
>>
>>83752956
same as any other post link
>>the post number
>>
>>83752992
I hope you don't have the demo that ends before entry.
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>>83752962
you got the 'don't touch the scorpion' one?

I have a lot of old hussie shit but I can't find that one
>>
>>83752992
You've doomed us all you shithead
>>
>>83752993
i already took some and my headache is kinda gone now but now my head just feels far awy
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>>83753014
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>>83752995
Karkat was a real catch assuming he could get over his problems but he didn't
>>
>>83753048
based
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lend me your power aradia
>>
>homestuck ends
>the kids can't revive earth
>they don't bother
>they just build it up anew
>instead of reversing time or going into the earth's past or something

gay
>>
>>83753038
Drink some water, take deep breaths and calm down you autistic mess.
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>>83753024
Thank god!
I was hoping for our race to die at last
>>
>>83753010
No worried, pirated copy cracked and shit. The seeder was ''tipsyGnostalgic'', looked like the guy couldn't even type right. The only faq is by a lesvian girl that believes in magic, but isn't helping.

>>83753024
Hey, not my fault the logo has hundreds of spinning squares. The beta of the game had only 4!
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>>83753063
N0
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>>83753063
sshhhh

ara is asleep
>>
>>83753003
Uh, do you remember the name of the last thread?
>>
>>83752995
it's not true and you're wrong. i'm done now. just stop. you're just lying to make me upset. it's not very nice but you're not a nice person.
>>
>>83753057
>two super insecure self-hating knights

this could never work out well for anybody

CG: YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL. YOU RETARD
TG: nah man thats just what youre saying

or whatever

no

absolutely not
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>>83752962
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>>83753065
Old earth is corrupted and it's better dead.
They wanted a new start, a new world
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>>83753088
>the logo has hundreds of spinning squares
oh no
>>
>>83753076
The meteor shower was changed to be on the moon on the global release though. Don't even get me started with the ads! There has to a be abetter way to get grist
>>
>>83753072
i do need some more water. thanks anon.
>>
>>83753088
Something tells me that having a rip is going to get you in trouble. Make sure somebody prototypes a frog pre-entry.
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>>83753014
>>
>>83753089
s t OP.
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>>83753089
>>83753094
opening these in separate tabs and clicking between them to make aradia gasp like a frog
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>>83753138
>>
>>83753111

yeah but what about all the people...
>>
unreality is very triggering
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