I'm building a new Freedom Fighters team. Tell me why I

I'm not American but I want to learn about FREEDOM.

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I have no time to sell myself, I'm too busy smashing spies.

>>83685693
Hm, you sound promising. We're going on a Hun hunt. How many Ratzis have you killed, Spy Smasher?

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>>83685746

Three Ratzi insurgents, four slanty eyes and one of them Oriental mumbo jumo Devil Dragons

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>>83685817
Ah yes, the mystical Orient. I've heard the swamps are so thick with yellows you can squeeze 'em out with a steamrollerr and shoot 'em while they try to run away. You're in. Absolutely yes.

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You guys need a real heavy weight

>>83685956
Ah hell I meant jungle swamps and steam roller and... ol' Phantom Lady is a little drunk right now. Spy Smasher is in. Snow Cat is in.

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I love to fight freedom

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>>83686158
... get out.

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God damn it Sandra I told you I'm the only one who decides who's on the Freedom Fighters. You didn't even start the thread right. Dumb drunk broad.

>>83685612
I'm a grill.

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I'LL WRITE IT!

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE LET ME WRITE IT

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>>83686516
The team has been inactive for ten years. I'm not going to wait around forever, you old goat. I've got big important things to do and don't have time to play red light green light with you. There's a war on!

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Because I'm single and looking to mingle.

>>83685612
I'm an American

I can sing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIuBcb2T55Q

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>>83685612
My mastery of science has given me more power than any other living being. I use this mastery over the very fabric of being to turn mobsters and fifth columnists into grotesque warnings.

If you allow me onto the team, I can guarantee your enemies will be rendered into something incapable of ever harming anything.

>>83686680
Batman Brave and the Bold drew the best women. Literally all of them are curvy as fuck.

>>83688464
Agreed. And it was a hell of a fun show, too.