How old are Batman and Barry supposed to be? Batman has 3 different

>>83685168
Because batman is the biggest comic

>>83685168
It's a shame they brought back Barry and hal

Nobody grows up in any comic

>>83685168
Tatu fucking sucks, wankstain.

>>83685168

The official line at DC Pre-COIE was that Bruce Wayne and Clark Kent were "under 30". Got no idea now.

>>83686251
>hating the greatest band in the history of Russia

>>83686263
Weird, in year one batman is in his 30s

Personally I've always viewed Batman as the oldest Leaguer, late 30s and maybe early 40s depending on the continuity.

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>Oh hey that thread still alive
>it's a duplicate
>guaranteed replies
>this will be the new haircup b8 in weeks

>>83685168
Wally is 20
Barry is 28
Bruce is 35-40 maybe

When it comes to comic book ages, it's not about timeline, because that's obviously untenable. It's about your dad, or rather, someone's dad. Because while I don't buy superheroes are all wankfest wish fulfillments, I do think they comfort us like a good father ought.
At what age of Dad does each superhero behave?
Superman is clearly in his mid-thirties. He's an adult, he's living life and knows who he is, he's happy.
Batman is clearly in his mid-forties. The world has changed at this point far more than his taste allows, and he has to go out and correct these degenerate scum.
WW is thirty, a perfect woman, all youth not gone but realize in its ultimate expression.
etc. etc.
Sometimes it's not your dad but your cool cousin, and sometimes it is supposed to be you, which is why Spider-man sucks once you turn 21.

>>83687077
No, he was 25

>>83685168
Bruce never gets older than 35

>>83687187
Barry is only 8 years older than wally?

>>83687294
>30 is a perfect woman
A perfect woman is the day of her 18th birthday

>>83687611
Holy shit I'm 26 and you couldn't pay me to fuck an 18 year old.

>>83687779
That's cause you are gay

>>83687952
It's because I'm not autistic and have an actual social life, bruh.

>>83688045
Girls personalities go down hill as they get older just as much if not more so than their looks

>>83687611
>americans

15 years old pussy is better than 18 years old pussy.

>>83688340
Look, I don't know if it's personal unluckiness or /pol/ or 4chan in general that's scrambling your brains, but you really need to go out and meet some new people because that's fucking idiotic.

>>83687566
Barry's supposed to be 15 years or so older than Wally, but he was also supposed to be dead for awhile so Wally caught up.

But yeah there's no way that's true. Wally looked like he was 10 when he met Barry in DCU Rebirth (like he originally was).

Manhattan did it!

>>83688402
>/pol/ buggy man
Womens become cuntier as they age

>>83687158
It's a different post, just the same image.

>>83688448
You mean less likely to put up with your bullshit lol

>>83688448
Look I can just tell you from meeting and knowing actual real women that's not true. For anime waifus maybe.

>>83688544
Literally the last 10 people I texted were all women.

Just because you are old and your vaginas is rotten doesn't mean you gotta be salty

>>83687356

He was over 40 before the reboot.

>>83687356
He was 40 in batman inc.
It doesnt matter, he has fallen into the Laz Pit at least twice, his body was genetic perfection and was affected by the Omega sanction. So it was pretty irrelevant

>>83687324
Really can't picture Batman being 2 years older than me

>>83685168
Bruce is in such great shape he went through his 40's twice.

>>83689494
Only twice?

>>83687158
Everyday until you like it

>>83685168
Why is this image posted every day?

>>83691085
Daily dose of Russian lesbians

>>83686647
that says a lot about russia, if tatu is the best

>>83685168
THEYRE NOT GONNA GET US

>>83688402
this special kind of profound idiocy is more /r9k/ than /pol/.

>>83685498
This. For every reason.

>>83688623
>Literally the last 10 people I texted were all women.

your mother does not count as ten women anon.

>>83685498
but muh nostalgia wank