I can understand Darkseid losing an eye to an Amazonian sword,

It'll grow back
They had been beating on him for 20 minutes anyway

>>83663257

It was a tungsten crowbar. Tungsten is the most noble of metals.

>>83663257
Darkseid doesn't bleed blood. Fuck this movie.

>>83663632
What does he bleed? Pee?

>>83663257
Johns is a hack

Fucking shit interpretation of Darkseid. Just stands for most of the fights taking hits and does nothing.

>>83663725
If he ever goes against batman he will bleed

>>83663257
that was an amazonian crowbar

>>83663764
It was an amazonian crowbar made out of speedforce

>>83663814
with preptime and kryptonian dna

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>>83663257
How did the initial parademons get there to plant the boxes if the boxes need to be there for people from apocalypse to reach earth

Why didn't Batman say anything when Superman loudly assumed Batman was behind the boxes

Why would saying Superman's real name stop him when he's "pissed off"

Where were that little girls' parents?

Why did the Darkseid nanites that normally turn organic creatures into parademons make Cyborg into Cyborg and not a parademon?

If Diana just walked out on the President, how could he have been on Air Force One?

How did Wonder Woman know Air Force One was under attack before it was?

How did Wonder Woman know where Air Force One was in-flight?

Why did Superman get one-shotted by the same omega beams that Captain Marvel, Wonder Woman, and Green Lantern all take on the chin when the rest of them keep going as if nothing happened

How did Batman know the parademons weren't just throwing the people into giant threshers on the other side of the beam

How did Superman break Darkseid's irreversible brainwashing

How did Batman avoid an enraged Superman's blows

How did Batman and Superman know that the portal they took from the brainwashing station would lead to Darkseid/The League

Why is Darkseid even fighting, the heroes have no way to beat every parademon in every city, they're flailing around uselessly.

Why did Cyborg wait 40 minutes to press the "turn off invasion " button

Why can't Darkseid come right back

If Darkseid can't come right back and the path for boom tubes is closed, how did Cyborg open tubes to save the kidnapped citizens

Why didn't the Parademons we saw with the kidnapped citizens also come through

What happened to the terraforming machines? Why did they spontaneously self-destruct when Cyborg closed the Boom Tubes?

>>83663853
We should petition DC for Crowbar's inclusion into their Justice League lineup. Our new hero is an indestructible crowbar with all the powers of a crowbar.

>>83663257
It was a badass knock-down-Darkseid crowbar

Rhodey brought it

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>>83663257
>>83663899
Crowbarman as Jason nemesis when?

Using Darkseid was such a stupid idea anyway. Should have been Kanjar Ro or Mongul. Darkseid shows up when shit gets real, not as a fucking jobber.

>>83663257
So Gordon Freeman saved the day? Never saw that crossover coming.

>>83663756
>does nothing
>breaks green lanterns arm
>knocks out superman
>bitch slaps basically ever hero
>pile drives wonderwoman through an entire building
It was still stupid for a crowbar to pierce his eye but he basically soloed the entire justice league with no eyes and only through cyborg sucking him through the boomtube did he lose.

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>>83663257
look nerd, Darkseid doesn't have 25/magic damage resistance ok? Not everything works your 3.5 handbook.

I like Johns when he does stuff with heroes and villains that aren't cosmic in nature, but I don't like his work with New Gods.

>>83664201
>Fat Elf

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>>83664201
>not playing modern business men in stuffy suits and briefcases

>>83663725
Kirby dots.

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>>83664622
I would seriously love to play a "Final Reality" game.

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>>83663257
i hated this movie so much

i want to see a sequel to trapped in time. it ended on a cliffhanger

JL: War is shit.
That's all the explanation you need.

Also, worst Darkseid in any media ever.

>>83664940
Is that meant to be a non-racist teenage version of 'Samurai' from the Superfriends? The outfit and all the whirlwind kicking makes me think of him.

>>83665028
I think it's the karate kid

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>>83665028
he's karate kid
he's from the future

he's mastered every martial art and he has this power thats like shiki from melty blood where he can see the weak points in things

>>83665149
Yeah I know who Karate Kid is, just didn't know who this animated character variation was meant to be.

His outfit looks way more like Samurai's than any version of Karate Kid.

You know thinking about it, isn't making the guy who's skill is knowing all far future martial arts asian kind of racist or stereotypical?
The name has always been kinda retarded too since he's hardly focused on karate over all the other styles he knows, but of course it was blatantly based on karate being the fad the character was inspired by so you can understand why that is.

>>83663257
Remember when Darkseid got knocked on his ass during a mugging?

>>83663870
The long way.

Batman's kind of an idiot when you pay attention.

Breaks the veil of anonymity that comes with being a superhero.

Off being shitty parents.

Happy accident.

He got on the plane after Diana walked out on him.

She has super senses.

She has super senses.

He doesn't know how to take a punch, or in this case cosmic energy.

Batgod.

First time for everything.

Anger makes you sloppy.

Leap of faith.

Sometimes you like sitting on a comfy chair, sometimes you like crushing a planet under your heel.

Had to read the manual.

He's on a schedule, he pencilled Earth in for another go a few years later.

Got them in before the No Boom Tubes ordinance kicked in.

Parademons are not for thinking, they're for obeying.

Confiscated by various governments for study and reverse-engineering.

>>83663257
Anything can fell a giant if you roll enough 10's.

>>83664940
>a Robin capable of holding his own against Karate Kid
Bunch of bs of the highest order.

Well, to be fair it was charged with Shazam energy iirc

>>83665498
Batfamily, they're walking horseshit

>>83664940
I just want more SuperFriends/Legion of Doom adaptations

>>83665476
>>83663632
If it bleeds we can kill it

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>>83664622
>hentai doujin: single man masturbates alone in his room

>>83664622
this is good

>>83663632
He will

>>83666263
If it kills we can bleed it

>>83665498
This. What the fuck is this from really? Karate Kid is so far above any Robin's level, it's ridiculous. He's far and above any modern day DC martial artist, really.

>>83664227
>bearded elf

>>83663257
It was flash. He probably inserted it at superspeed or something.

Comics are boring as fuck to me now.

All these huge threats just job constantly. They don't even take anyone out either unless its a big event comic.

>>83669043
Protip: don't read so much capeshit then

>>83663853
Forged from the Oan energy of willpower

>>83664125

But why directly fight the JL when his parademons were already fucking them up?

It was stupid in the comic and it was stupid in the animated movie. The parademons were much more effective than Darkseid. Take that shit in.

>>83664940
Is this suppose to be serious?

>>83663257
>expecting anything good from a Jhons story

You guys are delusional.

>>83665299
>Sometimes you like sitting on a comfy chair
chuckled

>>83664926
>HP goes up
>MP goes down
Does that mean he got dumber? Or is that just he stops believing in fantasies?

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>>83663257

>>83671110
does it look serious
>>>/wsg/1125527

>>83663257
It was one of those Darkseid piercing crowbars.

T. Bendis.

>>83663725
I recall from the Superman cartoon that it was this tarry black stuff.

>>83663257
tornadoes have been known to put pieces of straw into tree's just shows that anything can impale you if it's going fast enough

>>83664940
>>83673787
Kek. What is this and is it any good?

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>>83664622
This is inaccurate. The Ukraine riots had plenty of wizards, clerics, and knights involved.

>>83664029
>Takes literally everyone working together to do any damage to him.
>Said damage barely slows him down.
>They have to literally teleport him away to win.
If that's jobbing, what isn't.

>>83664622
>Gendo as an h-rate Mangaka
>Crack pictures guy as a dakimakura
I will miss you, sides.

>>83672972
And as we know, Darksied sits in a lot of chairs. Usually other people's.

>>83678698

But why did he attacked them directly when his parademons were already wearing them out?

>>83678792
Pride. To crush their spirit. To show them that even if they could stop everything else, they couldn't beat Him.
Take your pick.
Remember, Darksied is about domination, and nothing says "Unbeatable Overlord" than going and wrecking the hero's shit personally.

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>>83663257
A crowbar brought a force a lot stronger than Apocalypse to its knees.

>>83668601
Hardly much of a beard

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>>83675808
You saw some fantastic stuff from those troubles.

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>>83675808
>vampire hunter

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>>83680821
Suprman is wearing kryptonite gloves in pic related

>>83680850
It's also a dream

>>83675808

What's the difference between Fire Wizard and Pyromancer?

>>83663257
What movie is this?

>>83678924
No it didn't

>>83683175
I believe a pyromancer can control and manipulate flames, as if making them dance telekinetically

A fire wizard can create flames using MAGIC SPELLS.

The main difference being a pyromancer needs a fire to exist in the first place; where as a wizard uses his mana to create fire.

IF YOU READ THIS SPOILER YOU MUST REPLY WITH BANE?

>>83683206
And it never will.

It's his eye
Eyes are considered the most vulnerable spot on any lifeform
Crowbars are very hard

>>83668601

>elf that needs glasses

>>83673284

They have different names those are two different "characters".

>>83663257
The crowbar was enhanced with pure Speedforce, it vibrated through Darek's eye.

>>83685123
Thanks, Dwight

>>83665289
Yeah.

He should look like Ralph Maccio.

Or I guess Jaden Smith.

>>83664201
>>83664622
It is Cubicles and Careers they are playing.
Look at the map, its clearly an office.

not going to translate the text, but probably is accurate.

http://www.michaeldashow.com/zoom/zoom_wanderingmonsters.html

>>83664940
Trapped in Time was surprisingly good but it also had some serious plot holes

like if Superman doesn't exist, why does Bizarro still exist?

>>83665289
They call him Karate Kid but he has Samurai's costume.

>>83683370
GODDAMNIT
BANE?