/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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>>83626069
Love Pearl

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The purge must happen.

>>83626069
>not bob

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http://www.strawpoll.me/10428666

>>83626107
Last i checked it wasnt the bob news kiosk

You allllll fell for it
>Lapidot
>Amedot
>Jaspidot
>Pearlidot
>Garnidot
>Dotdot
>Kikidot
>Dotnaldo
>Yellow Dotmond

Realize now Sugar plans to quietly defuse all Peridot ships by finally revealing she is less than 5-years-old. Like Nuby, the earth mission was Peridot's very first and she was practically 'born yesterday'

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that fresh thread smell

>>83626126
according to matt or whoever they're born adults

>>83626126
who fucking cares

do something for once in your life that isn't a 24/7 all-consuming addiction to shipping pretend people you tool

So this is basically a harem show right?

>>83626126
>Realize now Sugar plans to quietly defuse all Peridot ships by finally revealing she is less than 5-years-old. Like Nuby, the earth mission was Peridot's very first and she was practically 'born yesterday'
so you're saying that Peridot and Nuby will hook up towards the end of the series when Steven gets the Ruby Squad to defect then?

>>83626160
Kinda.

>>83626160
No, it's the sequel to a harem show

>>83626126
>martydot still hasn't sunk

>>83626160
To the grown men watching a emphatic children's show for the romance, yes, it is.

>>83626126
I don't care if she was literally born yesterday, she's got an adult mind and an alien body, good enough for me.

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>>83626160
Yes, but instead of wives the protagonist collects mothers.

>>83626160
It's a character-driven action-comedy with pretty art and surprising depth in themes and content.

>>83626179
Does Chris-chan watch this show?

>>83626194
That later fuck him
Should have called it Oedipus Universe

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>>83626160
You better believe it

>>83626161
Yes

>>83626152
obsessing over ships, obsessing over cartoons, it's all a waste of time, what's the difference
also he's saying shit against ships not for them

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>>83626194
That's actually a good way of putting it.

>I want to start a college fund for hi- what the FUCK is a college fund?!

>>83626194
Peridot doesn't strike me as particularly maternal, if anything she's more like Steven's kid.

>>83626204
That's a good question.
Someone should tell him about it.

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>>83626126
What the hell is "Dotdot?" Peridot with another as-yet-unseen Peridot?

>>83626160
Not yet, but it could turn at any moment.

>>83626160
didn't ian say it was in a reddit thread or something?
like not a harem in that kind of way, but something resembling it?

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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me

>>83626194
if by mothers you mean Mothers, Aunts, and Sisters, then yes(cause Peridot is more like a sister than anything else for Steven)

>>83626226
>new cwc comic featuring SU OCs
>crazy lgbtkfc shenanigans
Yes

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>>83626126
pearl ships are much more tasteful, peridot is a meme and i'm glad she was demoted to side character

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>>83626004
>Implying she wouldn't be an even hotter milf who has muscles and could realistically swing Rose's sword if Steven were to give it to her for practice purposes

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>>83626252
gimmie a kiss big boy.

What are your guy's opinions on the show's regular (non-boarding) artistic staff (so no people who only worked on 1 or 2 episodes)

>Art Director
Kevin Dart (first 12 episodes)
Elle Michalka (Steven's Lion [12 episode produced]-Say Uncle)
Jasmin Lai (Full Disclosure to present)

>Color Stylists
Tiffany Ford (season 1)
Efrain Farais (season 1B-present)
Hans Tseng (season 2-present)

>Lead Background Designer
Steven Sugar (credited simply as Background Designer pre-Super Watermelon Island)

>Background Designers
Emily Walus
Sam Bosma (semi frequent)

>Background Painters
Elle Michalka (beginning to Lars and the Cool Kids, semi frequent season 2)
Amanda Winterstein
Jasmin Lai (cheeseburger backpack to the end of season 1)
Ricky Cometa (season 2-present)

>Lead Character Designer
Danny Hynes (credited as simply Character Designer for gem glow-serious steven along with Arcade Mania [9th episode produced])

>Character Design
Colin Howard (beginning-Super Watermelon Island)
Aleth Romanillos (Hit the Diamond, presumably post-steven floats)

>Prop Design
Angie Wang

So please tell me there is news about when the show is coming back

Any?

>>83626258
They're all more like sisters than anything else.

The mayor outright calls them his sisters. They only pretended to be his mother in Fusion Cuisine and they had to fuse to swing that shit.

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>>83626252
If you play with her nipples.
It's the only way.

>>83626252
>giving lapis big tits

this is why no one likes you

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>>83626101
Love Pearl?

>>83626278
Oh damn Bob x Earl otp

>>83626286
Oh yeah, we are coming back
To the /trash/

>>83626252
She must be hard to impress what with all the "stress" she's under

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Pearl?

>>83626286
Ever heard of Google

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>>83626283
The backgrounds are some really great stuff so props to them

>>83626179
Is it okay if they're grown women? Which I assume most shippers are along with the teens

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Post alien gems

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>>83626280
>Priyanka, bloodied, sweaty, hurting and old, but still going ripshit on a gem who is beating the fuck out of her, in defense of her daughter

EIGHT HUNDRED THOUSAND BONERS

>>83626289
>>83626252
Guys do you think Lapis is sad because she is so blue?

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>>83626306
Pearl.

>>83626283
>Background Designers
I am disappointed that they literally only draw the moon in full or half phase.

Showing an unchanging half moon during a week long timelapse is the definition of being a lazy shit.

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>>83626306
>>83626295
Love Pearl

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>>83626328
>>83626331
Pearl!

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Thanks OP.

I'm your host, Lapis "Aquacaust" Lazuli and welcome to /sug/ After Hours, where your average nornie is incapable of sleeping properly, so they take to the internet to calm their adorable shitposting hearts with comf, music, and some casual discussion.

Not a whole lot going on, but that's alright. We've had worse dry spells before.

>Garnet praises and pays tribute to the dubs god Patrick Bateman by getting double dubs. Mass Hysteria followed as she is check'd and witnessed in a small ceremony. Fucking incredible.
>Nubies still don't understand that general threads can only be created when the thread in question is at page 10. The New is coming off them in droves. Homeworld please stop I can only take so much.
>Is Pearl Spider-Man? An insane homicidal maniac waiting to crack? Several anons discuss what'd it'd be like if Pearl was the one to discover Amethysts supreme faggotry as Rose, and the results are not pretty, but highly satisfying.
>Is Connie a Mary sue? Goddamnit who even knows what that is anymore? And as much as I don't like her, you have to be objective. She's not. She might be annoying and a tagalong kid, but she ain't a Mary Sue. (Yet)
>Is there a Civil War on the horizon? /trash/ ambassadors arrive in tandem to tell us why it's so much better, what with the overzealous [Bleep], furries, and shit tier fetishes. One anon comments "it just feels wrong being in so close proximity."

And now, if one of my assistants would be so kind as to provide us with some chill out music?

Stay tuned.

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>>83626347
Exactly

>>83626358
you're why the threads are going to hell

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did you know that pearl is a footfag? that's why she never buys steven closed shoes

>>83626387
Good.
I could go for giving/getting a nice friendly footjob.

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>>83626358
Why am I so addicted to reading these

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>>83626413
I dunno, something about the reporter..

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>>83626413
Because you're a faggot.

>>83626387
Pearl has no real job and therefore no money with which to buy shoes. Greg is the only one who makes any money at all, and he doesn't buy real shoes because he has no fashion sense whatsoever.

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>>83626283
The only one whose style I'm aware of currently is ricky's because he made that post with the shots from Same Old World, which I love to death

I remember seeing the iconic bg stuff by one of the girls but I can't remember which one that is

And then I know Tseng cause they made this hw trio pic which is one of my favorite pics of them

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>>83626323
>The woman was too big to be called a mother.
>Too big.
>Too thick.
>Too strong.
>And too muscular.
>She was more like a large hunk of rage.

>>83626380
I'd be happy to listen to any advice or criticism you might offer to better improve these as many anons seem to enjoy it.

Also I've been doing this for a while now, so please pick some better bait.

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>Peridot will never bite your fingers whenever you give her treats because she's super eager to get them
>Pearl will never carefully bite down on the treat and wait for you to let go of it before she starts eating it
I miss my old dogs

>>83626468
>my German Shepard is getting old
Please no

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>>83626432
Fuck, guess I like dick now

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so how 'bout that Pearl, huh?

>>83626445
And that's also probably why Steven is the only one of them with a phone, even though them all having phones would have come in handy on multiple occasions.

>>83626468
>the entrance of her throat is behind her neck
0/10

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Hey there lovelies, it's Jim After Hours. Yes, as we get into the wee hours of the nig, I'm here to bring you all another Delmarva Weather Update.

As you can see, the bowls of Hell have unleashed themselves upon the Earth. The horrible demons of hell are ravaging the lands, leaving death and destruction in their wake.

As such, it's going to be pretty hot today. Make sure to dress appropriately for the weather - that means shorts and a t-shirt - and to stay hydrated!

This has been Jim After Hours bringing you another Delmarva Weather Update. Love you guys

>>83626358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKUr8MPKx0g

Here's a chill album for you, boss.

>>83626452
substitute stress for rage and its accurate

>>83626493
Something something shapeshifting

>>83626508
Fuck on, Jim.

>>83626445
pearl has money, she paid for steven's cookie cats

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>>83620231
>implying Steven "the Rock" Universe wouldn't redeem the abomi-bloople into an a-momma-bloople in ten seconds flat
>the only screams would be screams of joy as they play hide and seek

I'll be back tomorrow to work on at least a few more of the ideas from last thread! I just had to draw this one first -- I really liked it. Sleep tight /sug/!

>>83626479
Your dog is a German too?

It's hard anon, it's hard to lose them, brace yourself.

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>>83626483
I love her with all my heart, dangerously and obsessively.
I lie awake in bed for hours thinking about her.
When sad songs play on the radio I tear up because she isn't real
I can't even masturbate to her because I care about her too much to degrade her image for sexual pleasure

kill me

>>83626429
I hope we're still on for tomorrow. i could use a break from reporting

>>>83626468
>tfw a gem will never get addicted to eating human flesh

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>>83626483
I think she's pretty great.

>>83626479
Buy a puppy now so you won't be as sad later
That's what I do

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>>83626534
>amomabloople2
>implying there was another one

I'm scared to ask what it is.

>>83626508
You're great. You're like the John Oliver to my Jon Stewart Pre-Rosewater.

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>>83626570

>>83626450
Tiffany ford's a boarder for Clarence now

The episodes that have distinct unusual backgrounds include the lion 2 dogcopter trailer (Kevin dart), garnet's universe (Eusong Lee), the lil butler intro (jasmin lai), and the flashbacks in the answer/same old world (Elle michalka)

Every regular BG painter has gone to CalArts

What do the males of /co/ watch this show for?

I personally watch it as an introspection to the nerdy 16-25 female demographic. It's pretty much their main religion. Probably fairly easy to talk to them about the show.

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>>83626540
fucking casual, I bet you don't even have her face tattooed across your chest

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>>83626101
>>83626295
>>83626331
>>83626347
>>83626365
PEARL IS PERFECT

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>>83626570
>Jon Stewart is gone
>He was replaced by the black guy who isn't funny and has to reiterate "I'm black guys!" so people won't call him out for not being funny.

>>83626609
to draw commission porn for

>>83626609
Because we think it's good

Straight ones also like the waifu's

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>>83626611
SHE's PEARLFECT

>>83626534
Hot damn I love it! Thanks anon!

>>83626454
>improve these
these things can't be improved you dumb shit
do you really not realize this is stupid and annoying
sure I can always just hide the post and move on but you need to understand the threads don't need your autistic horseshit in them
trust me, no one likes it
even if now they might reply saying otherwise

>pick some better bait
>posts I don't like are bait
and even if it was, you fell for it!

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>>83626609
You sound Fedora as fuck, brother.
I just watch it because it's fun and interesting. What more reason do I need?

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>>83626540
>I can't even masturbate to her because I care about her too much to degrade her image for sexual pleasure
LOL I know that fucking feel. I wanna be turned on but she is so beautiful and sweet that I have a really hard time.

>>83626609
It's cute and my mom likes it too

>>83626609
is fun, i don't need other reason

>>83626646

oh fucking shocking a fedora on the 4chan comic book board nice one

you sound like a shit eating normie

>>83626534
Why is Steven screaming? Wasn't that dude's request for Bloople to scream the thing?

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>>83626609
I like the show.

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>>83626609
are you implying there are girls here?

>>83626679
yeah me too

that's about all I care to share

>>83626609
Garnet is cool

>>83626683
There are girls here.
Most are annoying shitposters or /co/-onlys but they're here.

>>83626683
just neet lesbians, they barely count as grills

>>83626617
That's why I said pre-Rosewater.
Everything went downhill after he directed his movie, huh?

>>83626609
It's cute.
Now I want the gems to grow dicks and fuck me.

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>>83626683
Are you implying we're not all girls lying about our gender to blend in?

>>83626632
All the lesbian men here also like the waifus.

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>>83626570
Thanks man, that means a lot coming from you! Even though it's just shitposting on a Mandarin yak herding board, it's still nice to know that someone likes it.

>>83626683
They're all probably fags

>>83626669
>I have to dig deep and try hard to like something.
>I can't just enjoy it for what it is

>>83626692
They need to leave then. This is a man's show.

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>>83626647
Steven Universe is strictly not for sexual.

This is fact.

>>83626609
It's just a 11 minute cartoon, why not?.
I've seen hundred of movies, anime and every Start Trek episode, I've seen better and will see worse.

>>83626710
Keep the vintage Pearls coming, I need new images

>>83626609
It's 11 minutes of distraction from life that aren't boring. Good waste of time, but at the same time it doesn't waste a lot of time. Time, time, time, time, time.

>>83626746
I hope you mean the boy.

>>83626692
>/co/-onlys
is this a super specific 4chan version of "fake nerd girl"?

>>83626746
Agree, actually.
Only character I can get it up for is Lapis or Stevonie (futa).

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>>83626609
It's happy and hopeful without being patronizing or shallow.

I like it for many of the same reasons I loved Undertale: it portrays peace and understanding as actual principles to aspire to rather than excuses for violence in pursuit of some future good.

Also it's pretty and funny and I enjoy its characters.

>>83626683
LLNK is a girl

pretty sure they're the only one that posts with a name but a few others are around

>>83626647
Same. I've tried to have lewd fantasies, but they always devolve into just general courtship and awe over someone so amazing and interesting.

>>83626766
It's the reason /co/ is tumblr 2.0

>>83626738
This anon is right

>>83626540
Wait, is this original. I thought this was a copypasta at first. Are these feels that you feel, true feels?

>>83626746
the show is awesome but also pure fetish fuel

>>83626774
So that's why she needs the attention for her posts.

>>83626774
>Tripfag is a girl
The joke writes itself.

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>>83626683
i wish I had a cute /sug/ gril

>>83626710
>>83626683
I have it on good authority LLNK is probably a grill.

>>83626774
LLNK is Zuke though, so she barely counts.

>>83626766
girls are scary and the boys only fort has long been shelled wide open, anons will take all comfort they can in putting up more and more arbitrary barriers of terror while they jerk off to lesbian promotional material

>>83626789
I don't see it.

>>83626766
I don't know.
It's people who only post on /co/, and don't really belong to 4chan. They come in from other places and settle here, but don't go to any other boards and don't like 4chan "culture" if you can call it that; so they end up being jackasses.
Same with any board.

>>83626774
>>83626793
LLNK never said they were a female behind the PC, but they are in-character as Lapis who indeed goes by female pronouns

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>>83626786
Real Feel my friend.

>>83626793
>name is the same as a tripcode
Holy fuck your newness is literally killing me right now
You need to be at least 18 to post on this board

>>83626814
/co/ is one of the most normie boards, very little degeneracy, aside from toon fags.

>>83626793
>tripfag
>doesn't use a trip
>name is relevant to the post and then doesn't post with a name

Smh why you gotta be like that anon

>>83626791
people tend to want attention when they put effort into something, even if it's just something silly like writing a news post for a general. Also the name helps give it a character and charm

>>83626837
I insert as Greg, I want to fuck a girl to death too.

>>83626793
>tripfag
Nigger, where is the tripcode after that name?

>>83626842

They don't use the name for non-news posts, do they?

It's kind of irrelevant if it's part of their motif for their 'news posting'.

>>83626839
Exactly.
That's why they find it so easy to settle.

>>83626839

>very little degeneracy

i just read a fanfiction about baby vore in the poptart commercial thread

>>83626803
Zuke is the "Lady of the Sea" anon.

>>83626849
Are you me

>>83626833
>people over 18 can't be retarded.
If you act like a newfag it is confirmed that you are under 18 years of age.

>>83626862
This one is my favorite. She's mean and green.

>>83626849
The Daily Show became shit the moment Stewart became "relevant," he used to joke, but afterwards just preached, same shit with Oliver.

Colbert never lost the wit and banter.

>>83626791
>>83626793
If it was as easy for guys to get attention just by having their gender known they'd be throwing their identity around too

But I don't care, I didn't knows news kiosk poster was a girl but I still really like their posts, they actually have effort put into them

>>83626857
If you see my name being used, its because I've forgotten to take it off.
And in a couple cases, I forget to put it on.

I'm just forgetful in general.

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>>83626837
>Why else would murdercock be such a huge meme?

Because someone fucking an alien rock so hard she that she exploded into a fat kid is funny?

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>>83626358
you're why the threads are getting better every day, I love you LLNK

>>83626870
Zuke is all of the Anons here.
I'm Zuke right now, samefagging with myself.
If you think you aren't Zuke look again.

You are.

>>83626849
It's too bad that Colbert has been neutered by network television.

>>83626746
Partly true. so far only lapis works for me

haven't even tried Opal... she'd probably get me up better than anything else

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>>83626862

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>>83626849

>not liking the only pure talk show host

>>83626865
>fanfiction
>degeneracy
You know nothing of true face of 4chan.

>>83626898
Namefags are a scourge

>>83626849
Same. I liked how Colbert played such an over-the-top character, yet played it straight most of the time. Stewart, while I generally agreed with his views, was kinda just himself. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I just found Colbert to be funnier.

>>83626903
i fap to almost every character

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give me one reason why pearl isn't the cutest fucking character you've ever seen

>>83626870
I would hope that Zuke wasn't such a shit poet.

>>83626919
This.
>not being used to vore shit
Go back to habbo faggot

>>83626924
calm your autism they don't even use the name after the news

>>83626937
zuke will commit suicide once she's fired or the show ends

>>83626935
Peridot is cuter.

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>>83626935
There are no reasons.
She's da bes

>>83626919
>>83626943

i'm in awe of your superior 4chan knowledge oldfags

>>83626946
Are you blind? Yes he has

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>>83626935
Because the people who brought us Pearl dropped this bundle of tiny neurosis on our doorstep.

Basically Pearl and Peridot are both neurotic messes, but Peridot is smaller and as we all know small is cute. Or Kawaii if you're a Japanese schoolgirl/obese white man.

>>83626160
Yes, but everyone is a lesbian.

>>83626935
Her design is acute.

Literally composed of acute angles and ellipses.

>>83626980
peridot was a mistake

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>>83626935
ERROR404: REASON NOT FOUND

>>83626969
I'm not lording my oldfaggotry over you, I'm not even an oldfag.
But shitty vore and its ilk is normalgaf-tier. You should be adjusted by now to that and "worse".

>>83626994
>another fag asking about picking up a trip
The answer is NO

>>83626980
Peridot was an accident child,

>>83626980
So if Pearl and Peridot fusion be a giant pile of assorted mental issues.

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>>83626547
What, lunch? We talked about that a while ago.

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>>83626996
Peridot is great.

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>>83626965
>>83626980
>peridotfags still salty as ever that their meme is a side character
Sad!

>>83627028
And sexiness

>>83627034
10/10 would hug.

>>83627028
Peridot doesn't really have that many mental issues. After she got over the whole disobeying authority thing she seems to be perfectly fine.

>>83626994
Nah, we can tell it's you as soon as mention buying large quantities of stuff and selling them.

>>83626996
turning her into a midget loli was a mistake.

>>83627035
Silly anon. I like Pearl and Peridot equally.

Peridot is cuter just because she's shorter.

>>83626994
>Should I namefag/trip?
Only when you're actually delivering fresh content, if you're just shooting the shit like every other anon than be a fucking anon.
Trips are despised for a very good reason.

>>83627047
Pearl on the other appendage...

>>83627047
peridot has the autism

>>83627047
She doesn't have issues, but she has a lack of experience and interpersonal skills.

>>83627036
And now it's not autistic?

>>83627028
Peridot+Pearl+Lapis

>>83626994
Namefags are a cancer upon this earth.
Not that their content is necessarily bad, but the name part just ruins them.
Anonymity is integral to the spirit of 4chan.

>>83626115
>that awkward moment when you realize you could actually legitimately entire their stomachs
>the moment when you realize they don't actually need to digest
>the moment when you realize a giant fusion could serve as a carrier for hidden troops

>>83627065
Peridotistic.

>>83627053
tall girls usually look like models and are prettier, also short people have shit gen(gem)etics

>>83626814
It's funny because I started out on 4chan when I was 12, browsing many boards for many years, hating tumblr and having the same general attitudes and opinions as the average poster on this site. These days I'm "/co/-only" and use tumblr, and I often find myself on the tumblry side of arguments here. People change, they're not all necessarily coming from other places

But getting to know the other side of things just makes you realize how similar they are. I hate and appreciate both sites so much

>>83627077
god you vore freaks never give it a rest, do you

>>83627036
Reddit is worse than you think

>>83627077
That's some weird Trojan Horse type shit right there

>>83626973
On accident, like I said. Its not intentional.

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How you guys are enjoying this hiatus?
Are you getting ready for the banhammer coming today?

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>>83627074
Right here

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>>83626127
Maybe he was a bit of a mess the last time the gems saw him, maybe getting the cannon and seeing the beam of Rose snapped him out of it?

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>>83627071
exponentially increased

>>83627099
It will probably help me get more work done during the day. These threads are a huge distraction.

>>83627085
>tall girls usually look like models and are prettier,

Short girls look like shortstacks and are cuter.

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>>83627102
Honestly greg is the unsung hero of steven universe

We should all aspire to be a little like greg

>>83626772
this
agreed on the undertale part too

>>83627074
Lapearl Lazulidot is the best.

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>tfw the gems we've come to know and love are basically being neglected in favour of the shiny new gems
Fuck, I'm even missing the Amethyst episodes.

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>>83627088
The fucking board and site tribalism is so goddamn quaint to me. I just do what learned to do a decade ago, roam ALL the boards and sites and passing trends as it interests me and as they pass by and die, becoming omninet. Cherry pick everything, everywhere. Let go of identity and shits to give.

Do you guys think that Yellow Diamond will always be a joke or do you think once she comes to earth she is gonna be a serious antagonist?

>>83627093
"J-just an accident f-f-folks...!"

>>83627088
I use tumblr strictly for image-only gay porn blogs, so everything I know about the community comes from the parts I see here, which are always comically horrible. How do you like it?
My girlfriend is always on tumblr and likes it, but also thinks suffrage was a mistake, so I have no idea where she falls.

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wake me up when hiatus ends

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>>83627088
4chan has also drifted hard right. Or, weird-right. The political polarization culture war is felt here too.

>>83627089
Yeah, is this and the fangs thing all the same person or something? Are there really that many?

Also have BOTH cute gems. There.

>>83627099
I don't even care if you have dubs (check'd), why do people keep saying we're on hiatus? We're not. SOS is only two weeks away.

>>83627099
Stop telling lies! /sug/ is staying on /co/ and I'm going to get buff for Pearl, Jasper, and Armstrong! I promise!

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Well, that ain't good...

I suppose I should stick to using SU image from now own and only reporting on any new SU merch I pick up for now.

>>83627151
(can't wake up)

>>83627160
>SOS is only two weeks away.

We are in June anon, not July.

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>>83627136
She has potential but she's gonna have to haul some major ass to make up for that initial "trying too hard to be a meme" face and the neck.

>>83627154
4chan was always hard-right. They hate women, they hate gays, they hate blacks, they hate anything that isn't their niptoons and angry vidya, because it's made up in founding of a bunch of malcontent rejects too shitty for even SA to have wanted to keep around.

Garbage in, garbage out.

>>83627135
This.

Most of the extreme "Tumblr" stuff here is just bait anyway. I don't think there are that many extremists on either end running around.

Then again I'm more likely to assume right-wing stuff is a joke, so more of that might be unironic.

>>83627122
Seriously, Greg doesn't get nearly enough appreciation. I think he totally deserves to live with Steven.

>>83627182
It said June 23rd.

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>>83627191
>they hate gays

Unless they wear skirts and panties

>>83627119
>fat is now called cute

>>83627191
I hate weebshit and vidyagays too

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>>83626609
It's cute and I've come to care about the characters.

Plus if I want to wax political, it tells a nice message that is, honestly, both at odds with /pol/fags AND the cunts on Tumblr. Tolerance for others, and trying to win people over to your way of thinking with understanding, not bullying them to attempted suicide and then patting yourself on the back for another job well done.

Plus I want to fuck some of the gems.

>>83627206
It's not gay if they look like a girl

>>83627191
>4chan was always hard-right.
No, it wasn't. I clearly remember /b/ celebrating that Obama was elected.

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>>83627168
YOU DON'T SAY?

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>>83627191
This is literally why the whole /co/mblr thing exists though.

Don't be a meanie Anon.

>>83627210
>Shortstack
>Fat

Thick hips and/or big tits can come with a thin waist anon.

>>83627218
Eyeball speaks to me on some metaphysical level

>>83627224
Yeah but that was unironic. You're supposed to hold the memes against people not their actual opinions.

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>>83627191
>tfw you don't have any real issues with gays and minorities
>tfw you still vote right because you really like guns
The life of a single issue voter is a simple one

>>83627235
maybe on paper

>>83627191
bollocks, I've been using 4chan for years and most of that time I was a liberal
If anything, tumblr and the complete hypocrisy of the SJ movement making me lean a little towards the right.

>>83627248
This pic pisses me off so much.

>>83627191
>4chan was always hard-right. They hate women, they hate gays, they hate blacks, they hate anything that isn't their niptoons and angry vidya,

Except /v/ used to be filled with homolust and trap threads. Now trans characters are treated as insidious SJW plots, and not delicious dick girls like they used to be. So you're really wrong and should stop getting 4chan facts off, I dunno, Encyclopedia Dramatica?

>>83627231
I don't give a shit. I don't have such a vacant identity that I need to pledge allegiance to a fucking board of grouchy fatasses too scared to just kill themselves already. I come here for image collection and the occasional spark of dialogue and humor I can't get anywhere else. Then I move on. 4chan is as much white noise boring trash as most of the rest of the internet.

Delete /pol/.

>>83627248
>hate gays and minorities and tumblr and fat chicks
>currently dating a thicc Mexican tumblrite chick and jacking it to trap threads and cock rate threads
This all happened AFTER I discovered 4chan.

>>83627274
It was once, and all people did was complain.

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>>83627228

The funny thing is that this is the first time it's ever happened in /sug/, it's been left alone since I started reporting to you guys.

I guess the image posted didn't help matters either.

>>83627248
Who do I vote for to get guns and drugs?

>>83627296
Bob Arctor.

>>83627265
I know, he bicep is gonna be hella bruised

>>83627296
Unfortunately no such thing exist, you gotta pick which is more important to you, guns or drugs.

>>83627269
>being this edgy
I can't tell if this is baiting or if you're actually the most hilarious person.

Keep it up you're pretty cool.

>>83627117
you're a huge distraction.

>>83627296
pretty much my voting block

will you legalize every drug, yes, ok
will you give me guns, yes, ok

done

>>83627291
That happened before AND after I discovered 4chan

>>83627295
I couldn't care enough to give a post, but that anon is right. Nobody likes trip/namefags

But I don't think this is the first time, especially if you are the same guy who bought those 20 comics for reselling.

>>83627274
We need a containment board to keep them out of the rest of 4chan.
A wall, if you will.

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>>83627271
You mean /co/ doesn't stand for /co/lt?

>>83627317
Thanks Anon, it's probably my stunningly good looks.

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>>83627267
Ever since the rightwing invasions there's definitely been a bizarre anti-PC version of thought policing (ironically)

i.e. the thought /pol/ice

>>83627333
No, it stands for /co/ck

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>>83627154
Honestly, I'm sure 99% of those people are newfags. There was this copypasta recently making a really good comparison of /pol/tards with furfags, and I think in both cases the majority of those people were/are people in their teens or early 20's fresh off from reddit, seeking a cool place to circlejerk and thinking 4chan has to be it because of all the media attention it has gotten as the internet's asshole.

Also, gemfangs up.

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>>83627333
That's a big Malachite

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>>83627313
I've been here since the founding and back further with SA in 2002. I have no reason to bait, because trolling went out of style a goddamn decade ago. Total sincerity is all I have to offer or want. After a while you get real tired of seeing chunklords repeat the same fucking thing over and over again like some nightmare metacontexual groundhog day, and all you want is to wring the stone one more time for a drop of blood, taking form as a genuine intelligent conversation about something you like, and maybe a few new images to throw around.

We should start having /sug/ in /pol/ when the hiatus hits

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>>83627351
What can I say? I like giant, misshapen women.

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>>83627347
I wish there were more pictures of Pearl with fangs. She looks the best with them because it shows her personality a lot more in contrast to her '''''elegant''''' form.

>>83627356
>nightmare metacontexual groundhog day
Brilliant. And yeah screaming match identity politics is shit.

>>83627357
That would be a GLORIOUS train-wreck.

>>83627248
>that foot

what the fuck, why

>>83627357
2nd
half of /pol/ is BLACKED & animu trap threads anyway

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>>83627363
You're not alone

>>83627356
>I've been here since the founding and back further with SA in 2002.
>After a while you get real tired of seeing chunklords repeat the same fucking thing over and over again

wew

>>83627274
>Open Pandora's Box

FIFY. If anything it needs a better seal.

>>83627356
It's not going to get any better. Try taking people less seriously, our entire species is essentially a cosmic joke. Also who's blood do I want, I don't really like random derailing in threads either, so I do get you.

Good luck in your quest for quality content Anon.

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>>83627357
>He doesn't know about the SU threads on /pol/

The shit thing is that everybody knows your country and ID there

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Lapis is probably one of those people that start crying harder because they're crying

You know thatgiant ruby formed by all the fused rubies? Does anybody think pearl couldhave taken them? I do.

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>>83627351
for you

>>83627422
they were retarded tho

>>83627422
Her terrifying renegade days are long over anon

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>>83627074
>>83627131
The Holy Trinity

>>83626069
>rocket feet
wtf another random ass power for steven, this kid's getting way too powerful

>>83627422
I mean they were basically a smaller sugilite.

Slightly less strong slightly more stupid

>>83627422
She could definitely have taken them. She managed to beat Sugilite, and Sugilite was bigger than Mega Ruby.

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>>83627411
Thanks. I like these threads because I really do sincerely like SU and what we get to discuss here in the rare midnight moments. And the humor.

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>>83627323
>But I don't think this is the first time, especially if you are the same guy who bought those 20 comics for reselling.

Yep, that's me (it was actually 14 comics). And I checked the archives, the only time that happened was today. It must've been the image.

>>83626069
You know that giant ruby that was formed by the rubies fusing? does snybody else think Pearl could have taken her?

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>>83627444
God damn the things I wanna see Zuke's Amy do

I can't wait for her arc, I always quietly cheer her on

>>83627451
Why are you posting this again?

>>83627422
Lapis>Garnet>Pearl>Amethyst>Steven>>>>Peridot

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>>83627451
>>83627422
'tism wism

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>>83627356
nigga if you're looking to get blood from stones you're sure as shit in the wrong place here.

We squeezed every last original thought out of 4chan a long time ago. I got here back in 05 and this place was out of shit then and it's not gotten anything new since

>>83627419
INFP hell

>>83626306
pearl is my kind of rapist.

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>>83627478
Oh are we doing this now?

ENFJ reporting in, where my niggas at?

>>83627470
No, there's actual good dialogue to be had here. A certain flavor. Same with SA. Same with Tumblr. Same with Reddit. Same with Livejournal. Same with Deviantart. Same with the chat rooms. Each its own style and flavor.

4chan is just the most fast and loose way to get it, because of the anonymous and transitory nature of the threads, and the images. I've had some lengthy talks here I can't get anywhere else, which is why I come back every now and then.

>>83627188
>pic
You know, its fanart like that that makes me feel like she could overcome the neck and odd uniform with a bit of effort, I just hope Sugar delivers, I don't want to wait until we get to White Diamond to get a proper antagonist

>>83627465
First i did it in mozilla on ipad mini and i didnt think I did so I swapped to safari.
Also, does anybody think Pearl has dust bumb power? She made a mist and moves sand, I can imagine her launching sand from the ground around her and into the Ruby's eyes.

>>83627510
Fair enough. Maybe I'll be seeing what you're seeing when I hit the same amount of time you've been here

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>>83627493
INTJ

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>>83627422
She already did beat a mega Ruby fusion in The Answer, and like >>83627439 said she also already defeated what was basically the same thing but even bigger and badder.

But >>83627432 has a point in that there's no way she would stab a bunch of Rubies right in front of Steven. I still say that she could, we've seen that she's been keeping up her practicing, but there's no way she would now in her mellowed out mom gem days.

>>83627510
I just nutted to this post

>>83626283
Steven's background designer? THen why are they all so much closer to Elle's style?

>>83627540
INTJ here too, wanna take over the world or something? It would be interesting.

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>>83627521
She's only used that sand manipulation like once. I bet its very weak, only really good for pretty little displays. That would make sense given that Pearls are made-to-order personal attendants/arm-candy.

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>>83627528
Make no mistake, I left for a long long time. I just learned how to moderate myself and stop giving a shit when I came back. If a thread is boring, close it. If a reply is useless, ignore it. Stop participating in the endless social battle to have the last word and be right for a fleeting electric minute before the thread is obliterated and you forget what you were even arguing about. I don't have time for shit unless it's funny or interesting to discuss. Just push aside everything else as so much white noise.

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>>83627513
I mean Jasper looked quite a bit different in the Return than she did in other episodes so it is possible that the neck and uniform could work and it was just the storyboard that was off (I mean hear head did look really fucking small in the full body shot).
We'll have to wait and see, the HMMMMMMPH face was a mistake though.

>>83627579
But that was very delicate and precise. I imagine if she was more brutish, and just launched some into a rubies eyes she might be able to move some more.

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>>83627579
I wonder if its weird to fuck your pearl in gem society

Or is it okay so long as you dont make them an equal by making it a relationship

>>83627510
Amen anon. Amen

>>83627218
>Plus if I want to wax political, it tells a nice message that is, honestly, both at odds with /pol/fags AND the cunts on Tumblr.

Yeah, I think this doesn't get acknowledged enough, in [CURRENT YEAR] it's nice to get something like this which promotes real common empathy rather than puritanical identity politics even if lovers of puritanical identity politics have embraced it

>>83627609
We haven't seen anything to indicate that it's normal to fuck AT ALL in Gem society.

>>83627433
What do we call the fusions?

>Lapearl: Moonstone/Aquamarine?
>Pearlidot: Jade/Apatite?
>Lapidot: Chrysoprase/Turquoise?
>All three: I have no goddamn clue.

What if we added Amethyst?

>>83627609
I'd need a gem with more meat on her bones than a pearl

>>83627609
Considering gems don't normally have genitalia and probably no real concept of sexuality than it's probably weird to fuck anything in general

>>83627590

Yeah, I mean I only came back after a few years when SU started up and I wanted to talk to literally anyone about it, plus

>and all you want is to wring the stone one more time for a drop of blood

that's pretty true for me, even though I almost never find it

>>83627609
Not would I have a relationship with my Pearl, I'd also set her free.
A modern-day abolitionist with a nigger fetish.