You wake up one morning and this thing is hanging right above

>>83617458
I fucking piss myself. Fall six feet out of my bed onto the floor and sprint down the hall.

honestly, depends on how hairy it is
if spider were completely smooth, i wouldn't mind them as much

>>83617458
>grab strand of web it's hanging on
>go to front door
>release it

Grab my gun shoot first then wonder why my dogs didn't wake me up

>>83617458
But what if I don't wanna get all the gold Skulltula tokens.

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>>83617611
>Fall six feet out of my bed

>>83617458
Smack it away probably, since I just woke up.

If I was prepared, I would capture it and figure out how to exploit it for money.

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>>83617458
FADC into ULTRA

Be sick everywhere.

Then call the Punisher, he'll know what to do in this situation for no particular reason at all.

>>83620019
Why bother? If it's TAS Punisher, he won't have any actual guns or useful weapons.

>>83617458
I'd force it to give me a blowjob and then I call the exterminator to get rid of it.

Morning, Patches. Nice hairdo.

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>>83617458