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Opal Fugs Steven's Butthole Edition

Previous thread: >>83605379

>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o

>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131

>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/

>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0

>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ

>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA

>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw

>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura

>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T

>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su

>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
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Here we go.
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>>83612038
Best ship.
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Why did Garnet and Peridot have to reenact this scene?

It pissed me off enough the first time.
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>>83612038
Why is Opal so small in this pic? canonwise she's fuckhuge.
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>>83612038
Shit OP
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Best Gem
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>>83612092
steven will be a big guy
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>>83612049
Better thread
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>>83612092
I think it's just the perspective that's messing things up.
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I wish I hadn't jumped ahead. Now I have so long to wait for new episodes
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This way /sug/
>>83612049
>>83612049
>>83612049
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>>83612190
>theres a discord
god i can already hear the heavy breathing
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>>83612190
>tumblr
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I miss the concept documents for the protag of Fallout 4. Our wasteland title would have been The Officer, and we would have most likely had roots in pre-war enclave. But nah. Gotta have that rudimentary black and white story telling and muh forced Railroad parallels to slavery. Ugh.

Welcome to /sug/, where we try to beat back the porn and pedophilia with sticks the size of Jaspers muscles, in hopes of quelling the /trash/ uprising. Will we win this war of attrition? Only time will tell. I'm your host, Lapissed Lazily.

Let's do this.

>Our top story! Big Body Steven is confirmed to the be the official /sug/ husbando. Eveybksy rejoices as they believe in Steven.
>Pandemonium! Rampant pornposters try to shit up the threads more then they need to be by posting an uncouth amount of futa. What the hot mess of fresh fuck you guys?
>With all this porn, you'd think people would learn to appreciate the Fang Gang and their general harmlessness.
>local infamous legend and [Redacted]fucker daterape makes another appearance before he's promptly smited from the face of the earth like the wrath if god witnessing homosexuality for the first time.
>CN mystery resolved?! HP Lovecraft's ghostv tantalizes us with the idea that the CEO of CN is a Dunwich horror that which the likes of our mortal coils have never seen. Only instead of insanity, its an Elder God of Stupidity and Annoyance.
>Shock and awe transpire as newfags are aghast at the rate at which CN pumps out Teen Titans Go. It really is that bad. I'm sorry you got hooked on this show.

Thanks for listening, stay tuned.
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>>83612254
>using the tumblr argument like it's supposed to somehow take away from what im actually saying.

grasp those straws harder.
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>>83612190
So what?
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>>83612092
because it's a close up ?
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WHICH ONE
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>>83612309
Sorry, I should have called you a newfag directly instead.
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You know guys it would be better if this thread weren't spammed so much
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>>83612281
You're doing as great as always, LLNK. Stay golden.
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>>83612340
The other one
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>>83611959
To Lady of the limbs, Please do a story about Steven going an adventure with Jasper, Lapis and Peridot. Thank you in advance.
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>>83612281
Thanks for the report.

>>83612340
This one is better and has LLNK.
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>>83612038
We're back, baby!
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Here have some cringe
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>>83612309

not that guy but,

>O-M-G PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET BEAT IT OFF TO CARTOON CHARACTERS

only tumbrl would give a shit and make a fuss out of a non issue
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>>83612371
*going on an adventure
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>>83612414
Never been to /pol/ I see.
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>>83612403
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>>83612385
>>83612309
>>83612254
>>83612190
Who cares? Half of /co/ are pedophiles anyway. Unless there fucking kids in real life, I don't care.
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>>83612281
Thanks for the update LLNK
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>>83612450
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How to make SU great again

>stop depicting Rose as a saint
>allow Steven to emotionally mature and start learning how to lead
>show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered
>address that Garnet is an unhealthy relationship and have ruby and sapphire break up for an extended period, giving steven an opening to become the leader
>actually give Connie a chance to take part in the major conflicts
>introduce more gems that aren't just pearls or rubies
>actually kill off or corrupt a major character
>add new gems whose nature raises new questions about the setting (Amber, Cubic Zirconia, Mother of Pearl, Moonstone)
>maybe make Sadie a knight too? nah...
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>>83612456
>dude like everyone does it whats the big deal

what kind of fucked up non caught reality do you live in?
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>>83612450
That guy in the left
>his smile and optimism: Gone
or
>Why did I choose to sit here?
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>>83612447

and the difference between a SJW and your average /pol/esmoker is...?
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>>83612456
A tumblr user is trying to convince a whole bunch of degenerates to stop replying to someone because of their jacking off with fictional characters habits. Just ignore him and if it gets too annoying report him for spamming.
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>>83612450
Ironically enough, the guy on the left has this exact expression.
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>>83612472
>>show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered

Did you miss the giant fight four episodes ago?
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>>83612450
>tfw you were drunk and the lapis cosplayer you picked up has a dick
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>>83612472
>Have Garnet split up
Yes.
>Steven finally takes over as leader
Yes!
>Unhealthy
ugh i agree but they just need to split up and learn how to be fucking individuals again.
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>>83612500
The gender
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>>83612385
>>83612190
So, anyone got links to the actual comics or this shit?
Who doesn't love some Connie-Peridot-Steven Polyamoury?
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>>83612472
And have Steven fuse with the Gems, and fight as himself in battles but use ALL of his fusions when he has to, a.k.a. not just fighting as Stevonnie.
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>>83612506
>pedophile tries really really hard to save face

ahahahahahahahah
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>>83612450
This image about perfectly depicts /sug/

Especially the Bill cipher in the background.
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>>83612483
How much of a newfag are you?
>complain about people jacking off to cartoon children

Again, unless these lolifuckers are raping kids in real life, I don't care.
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>>83612542
>newfag not knowing where they're posting
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>>83612554
He's fucking trying to
Read the post about exploiting nudes from the underage
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>>83612590
Source.
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>>83612554
no see the issue isnt just that it's the discord they inhabit too. its just them and a bunch of teens/preteens hanging out posting overly sexual shit trying to goad people to play a lot with their "games"

this is not your run of the mill tumblr complaint this is erious shit.
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>>83612347
That's not spam. That's an accidental double OP because we're forced to wait for a narrow time window to make a new thread instead of just doing it at bump limit
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>>83612281
Thanks for spreading the truth about Steven!
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>ITT retards policing other retards on fucking 4chan from all places
please go choke on a dick or kill yourself
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>>83612609

all im seeing in those screenshots is about 3-4 people posting StevenxPeridot r34, are we supposed to be alarmed by this?
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>>83612528
the fact that they don't know how to be individuals proves that their relationship is unhealthy. Their entire lives are based on their relationship with someone else

>>83612538
I don't really want to see steven fuse with any gem except peridot and maybe Amethyst and Lion.

Fusion has sexual overtones. Peridot is mentally about 14 so her and steven would be fine. Amethyst is close enough, but due to her relationship with Steven it has incest vibes. Lion works because it can easily be framed non-sexually whereas with Amethyst or the other gems it can't.

Actually, if Ruby and sapphire split up it could work for steven in a non-sexual depcition. Sapphire would teach steven to ballroom dance and with Ruby it would be a battle formation
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>>83612281
>the official /sug/ husbando
SAY IT WITH ME NOW! BELIEVE IN STEVEN!
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>>83612741
no just be alarmed at the all the weird sexual rp and goading they do with the younger people in there.
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>>83612729
No.
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>>83612743
How do you fix that kinda relationship shit in this kind of cartoon though
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>>83612761
Fuck off.
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>I will fight for the place we're free to live together and exist as we.
>I will fight in the name of Don Trump and everything that he believes in!
>I will fight for the country I was born in the U.S is everything I've ever known.
>I will fight to be everything that everybody will need me to be when I'm grown.

The odds are with us, it will be easy but we wont even do it alone!

WE

Are Americans! We will stop Islam.
And if you think we can't we, will find a way!
That's why the people of red pill believe in....

Putin,
Donald Trump
and /pol/....
AND STEVEN!
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>>83612767
>>83612729
what are you? FBI? Their daddy?
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>>83612767
Where? All I see is some steven X peridot.

>>83612761
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
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>>83612743
I've talked about this over and over again but I'll say it again: Fusion doesn't have to be sexual. It can be prude, in fact it wasn't sexual at all when Pearl and Amethyst first formed Opal. It was just to rescue Steven.
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>>83612761
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
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Anyone have that seizure-inducing Jasper .gif?
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>>83612743
They just need to learn to not be Garnet 24/7
That's what causes their insane lust for each other each time they fuse.
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>two generals on the front page.
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>>83612800
no
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>>83612761
BELIEVE IN STEVEN
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Well this is going to be a fantastic thread I can tell.
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>>83612472
>stop depicting Rose as a saint
wait for it
>allow Steven to emotionally mature and start learning how to lead
he's already led the fight against or solo'd more enemies than Garnet by far
>show that not all enemies can be reasoned with but can be outmaneuvered
most of the enemies have been mindless beasts
>address that Garnet is an unhealthy relationship and have ruby and sapphire break up for an extended period, giving steven an opening to become the leader
Garnet's not actually the leader if you'll recall Arcadia Mania, and the Ruby and Sapphire suggestion is fucking stupid, though I do hope they get more screen time
>actually give Connie a chance to take part in the major conflicts
wait for it
>introduce more gems that aren't just pearls or rubies
every corrupt gem
>actually kill off or corrupt a major character
edgier than Bismuth there m8
>add new gems whose nature raises new questions about the setting (Amber, Cubic Zirconia, Mother of Pearl, Moonstone)
lame
>maybe make Sadie a knight too? nah...
>Sadie
it'll be Connie
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/sug/ was a mistake
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>>83612878
It's nothing but /trash/.
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>>83612743
Lapis would be fine too cause she strikes me as like a 16 year old
That's one of the reasons I can't really get into lapearl, to me it seems like a 27-30 year old with a 16 year old
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>>83612767

what the fuck are you talking about? there's nothing on those pictures to indicate such a thing
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>>83612837
>in fact it wasn't sexual at all when Pearl and Amethyst first formed Opal.
>that twerking and seductive look from amethyst
nah mang
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What music is /sug/ listening to?
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>>83613031
That was her teasing Pearl, Opal still wasn't formed for any sexual, romantic, or even intimate reason. It was just formed because Steven was in danger.
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>>83612872

>stop depicting Rose as a saint

Wasn't the whole point of "We need to talk" to show Rose was patronizing and not taking Greg seriously?
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I want Pearl to teach me to be strong in the real way
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>>83613062
She'll teach Steven.
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>>83613062
It's too late for you.
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>>83613058
Uh... no?
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>>83612783
Hit the Diamond was actually a good start. It showed that they can't be separate enough to get the job done. Put them in more situations where they need to split up to succeed and then screw up bad enough that Steven solves the problem himself and yells at them.

It would be a great way to show steven's growing responsibility and how unhealthily interdependent Ruby and Sapphire are. It would kind of be a sad ending though, with steven wondering if he did the right thing, but if he were reassured it would work out

>>83612837
it doesn't, but certain charcters make it so. Amethyst dances in a sexually provocative manner and even without the sexual overtones Steven and Pearl is weird because it's him dancing with his mom. garnet always turns fusion lessons into lessons in safe sex, so she can't do it, and Jasper is a rapist.

Peridot, Lapis, Ruby and Sapphire can fuse with Steven in a non-sexual way but the rest are creepy or awkward at best

>>83612847
Garnet breaking up solves so many problems in the show. Garnet herself has no room to grow as a character, but ruby and sapphire do. It evens the power balance giving Steven a path into the leader postion while still allowing Pearl and to guide him. It even means there are more fusion possibilities

>>83612966
Lapis works, but it can't be sexualized. The good thing with her is, it doesn't have to be, and becuase she's not his mom there is no momma's-boy factor either
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>>83613031
>he doesn't playfully sexually assault his close friends
you probably don't have any
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>>83613034
>Elvis Costello - This Year's Model
Enjoying it. Will check out some of the rest of his stuff.
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>>83613107
>it's him dancing with his mom
Honest-to-god question, you've never danced with your mom before?
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Show us your pet(s), /sug/.

Steven is a cat person; cats are better than dogs in every way (to be honest).
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>>83613146
No, and I'm literally and adult living with my mom
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>>83613153
I don't have any right now, but I'm gonna get a dog soon. We're gonna name him Toto.
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>>83613056
the reason for doing it wasn't sexual or romantic, it rarely ever is, but the kind of relationship between the two components of the fusion still has to be a certain way
and pearl and amethyst's relationship strikes me as a sort of fuckbuddies kind of thing

the "teasing" amethyst did and all the lewd motions they did while trying to teach steven in alone together seems like the show is trying to make it clear what kind of vibe fusion is supposed to have
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>>83613107
Fucking.
THIS.
There are so many upsides to Garnet staying unfuse for extended periods or such.
The only real down side you'll get is the fact you lost the kinda heavy hitter however we don't even know how strong Ruby and Sapphire are yet.
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>>83613103

>"Could you just talk to me for one second like a real person"

uh yes?
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I have a feeling today is the day we go back to /trash/...
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>>83613153
Cats are superior.

Had to put him down after 15 years last week. Miss you buddy.
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>>83613127
Where's the "kill yourself vorefag" option?
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>>83613118
but that's my point
they're friends who gotta fuck sometimes
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>>83613153
Sorry for the bad quality. Here's my cat Nietzsche.
>>83613240
I'm sorry, anon.
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>>83613107
>Jasper is a rapist
JUST STOP RIGHT FUCKING THERE
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>>83613206
>Rose: ... I'm... not... a real person... I thought... haven't we... is this not how it works?

But fuck context amirite?
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Where do Steven and the gems get their money from?
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>>83613172

do you have some sort of social disability?
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>>83613153
i can't find her
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Lady of the sea, happy as can be

Can't help but wonder if she'd be happier with me
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>>83613299
Greg

Also Ruby's part time work at Fish Stew Pizza
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>>83613202
Ruby would probably get a power bump to compensate. Remember, characters are as powerful as the story needs them to be. That's why a single ninja is death incarnate but a thousand are wet toilet paper golems

>>83613308
yes, but I also just graduated three weeks ago and I'm already earning three times what she is
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>>83613299
Greg's car wash, maybe? He doesn't have a house, maybe most of his money goes to taking care of Steven.
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>>83613322
I love you!
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Can someone make an edit where Peridot is slapping Steven but instead of his face she slaps Lapis' [spoilers]face[/spoilers]?
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>>83613107
>Lapis works, but it can't be sexualized.
Oh shit I didn't read your post right I thought we were talking about Peridot fusions
Frankly I don't really want Steven to fuse with any of the gems
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Why are there still two threads
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>>83613366
This but instead make it her butt
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>>83613393
The mods died in Hiroshima.
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>>83613393
I was really expecting the other thread to get deleted but the mods may really be dead.
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>>83613371
If he doesn't the only Rose fusions we'll ever see are

Rose+Garnet
Rose+Amethyst (unlikely, due to amethyst having been a loli)
The temple gem (Cubic Zirconia?)
and maybe Rose+Bismuth
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>series finale
>homeworld and earth unite
>they celebrate with together breakfast
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>>83613172
Well let me say that dancing with your mom isn't awkward at all.

I just really want Steven to fuse with the other CGs, I think it could provide great character growth for all of them.
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>>83613393
because people are retard
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>>83613471
I'm okay with that
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>>83613291

How does that disprove what i said? Is literally Rose admitting she doesn't really understand human relationships and thinks loving someone is kissing, saying sweet nothings to each other (and probably fucking). It's the reason Greg gets insecure after Pearl's salt-spilling he realizes their entire relation was merely superficial and Rose was ok with this, turns out he was a novelty like Pearl said.
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>>83613371
Why? Don't you think it'd be interesting to see Rainbow Quartz but with Steven?
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>>83613312
me too
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>>83613146
I've danced with my mom before but not like this
Fusion dancing seems to be a lot of leading and dipping and giving yourself to your partner
Also I would never ever want to "become one" with my mom that would be hella weird
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>>83612088
MIGHT AS WELL GO GAY 4 DICKS
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So, what happened, did someone post CP or what?
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Steven has fallen into the gorilla enclosure at the zoo due to parental negligence. Do you shoot the gorilla to save him?
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>>83613322
maybe if you played with her nipples
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>>83612281
I remember being so excited when that casting call leaked for the protag voice actor. The lines just felt right. Until I realized that that meant that the protag would talk

Anyway, hello lovelies! Yes, fortunately (or unfortunately, as some may say) I survived the horrible monsoon that swept across the area. It's Chief Correspondent Jim, here with another Delmarva Weather Update!

It's now bright and sunny here, though it's pretty windy outside. It's also kinda chilly, which is odd for the beginning of June.

Perhaps the activity of a certain species is to blame... The Gems! Think about it, with their installations all over the world, who knows what effect they've had on our environment! Russia is basically just a giant sea because of them!

But that's a story for the boss to tackle. As always, this is Chief Correspondent Jim signing off. Love you guys.
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>>83613555
I tell Steven to fuse with the Gorilla.
Rape Ape Makes Escape.
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>>83613555
Steven will manage to reason with the gorilla.
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>>83613531
I really don't think that fusion can be compared with many thing, other than being with another person.

Steven and Connie's fusion is essentially who they are together. Amethyst and Pearl's fusion is essentially what they are together, etc. A fusion of Pearl and Steven would essentially be what they are together, and it'd probably have all the weird feelings Pearl has with Rose's death and Steven in general.
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>>83613555
Depends who the gorilla is.
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>>83613555
Steven has a bubble to protect himself and he has gone up against corrupted gems.

Believe in Steven.
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>>83613555
Ud probably throw a grenade instead and tell Steven to run.

I wanna see those body parts fly.>>83613555
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>>83613548
No, just a retard that can't take care of their own life, it seems
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>>83613595
fuck off jim
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>>83613555
Steven's had to deal with much worse
Besides, he's got his bubble and his shield
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>>83613630
Winston wouldn't be a problem so long as you don't break his glasses
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>>83613595
Fuck on Jim
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>>83613555
Hopefully this zoo evacuates everyone so the gorilla doesn't get stressed by all the yelling.
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>>83613650
But, why?
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>>83613555
I let the gorilla kill steven.
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>>83613630
overwatch is gay
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Guro > loli
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>>83613850
So do people actually get a boner to it in guro threads or is it more like just visually appreciating it
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>>83613772
so are you
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>>83613339

>yes, but I also just graduated three weeks ago and I'm already earning three times what she is

The poin of the question wasn't to call you a loser/autist for living with your mom, it's just that only someon with a severe lack of social skills would have a hard time understanding a son dancing with his mother. Could also be a cultural thing but im more inclined to say it's due to your social disability.
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>>83613873
Well, gay people do have that gaydar
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>>83613872
Some people get a boner.

Some people don't but they like it anyways.
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Another thread
Many things left unsaid
Tears have been shed
A curse, spread
Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
Dead
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The other thread has left us.
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>>83612450
The INFAMOUS SakuraCon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
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>go to /co/
>first thread is always /sug/
Good threads die and this shit stays up. Fuck you for making this board worse.
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Are we in autos@ge
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>>83614336
dumbfrog poster
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>>83614285
You okay?
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>>83614336

This is our board, nigger.

also

>Good threads

>pepe

heh, almost got me there for a sec
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>>83614336
if they were good threads they wouldn't die
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Lady of the sea

Babby as can be

Can't help but wonder if he'll ever end this meme
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>>83614336
>phoneposter
>frogposter

Like you can talk about quality.
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Jasven?
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Everybody loves Greg.
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>>83614336
don't let the door hit your ass on the way out
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>>83614403
I used to think that too but the only threads that stay up in this board are waifufag threads with occasional good threads slipping through the cracks. And you dipshits are just enabling it to get worse.
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>>83614290
Oh my god this takes me back
solid gold
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>>83614460
things die all the time, it's part of life
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>>83614417
>>83614408
Post above you proving my point.
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>>83612529
This
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>>83612038
>the edition
>the picture

Aww, c'mon son...
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>>83614285
Are you okay, man?
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>>83614485
>just let the board go to shit, maaan!
Thanks for confirming that you think you're making this place worse.
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>>83614489
/sug/ is definitely shit, but people refrain from metaposting to shit up the thread further. It's just one fucking thread you have to filter and ignore.
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>>83614460
No one cares about your thread getting 3 posts.
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>>83614513
What?
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>>83612500
>/pol/esmoker

not /pol/ack, etc
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>>83614544
*please refrain from metaposting
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>>83614515
>Blaming /sug/ for no reason.
You do know other generals exist right?
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>>83614336
I'm sorry this cartoon has become popular on a cartoons and comics board, where the comics have stagnated and the cartoons have dropped the bar so hard they've ruined any chance of acquiring a /fit/ career.

I'm sorry the threads you want to keep going aren't interesting enough to do so.

And I'm most definitely sorry this general has more traffic than your raggedy-ass interests.

Dumb frogposter.
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>>83612622
We're not allowed to do it at bump limit because fags can't stop themselves from busting a nut all over /co/ every time we're allowed a new thread.
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>>83614544
Allowing this general to fester attracts more and more shitposting on the rest of /co/.
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>S1~2 Pearl
man I am so glad Steven is there for her
Pearl and (to a lesser extent) Amethyst would be too fucking depressing
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>>83614554
Nice argument.
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>>83613555
He can just fly out.
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>>83614600
No it doesn't. When people want to shitpost about Steven Universe, they come here when it's allowed.
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>>83614592
Yea but while other generals contribute a small portion of cancer /sug/ supplies nearly all of it.
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>>83612809
Stop Islam doesn't rhyme with find a way you fucking hack
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>>83614620
And he always will be.
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>make a thread less than a minute after someone else by accident
>will be three day banned in a few minutes when a mod gets around to it
Well GG have fun guys
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>>83614600
I come to /co/ only for /sug/. I'm sure I'm not the only one
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>>83614652
>shitposting on /co/ is limited to /sug/
making me laff
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Stop replying, you retards.
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Is it me, or does /sug/ always has drama every day?
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>>83614649
No, jump good.
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> implying the Holocaust happend

There is simply no way to get rid if 6 gorillion bodies this fast

Its a fucking lie guys

Lapis best gem
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>>83614680
That's pretty sad that that the only cartoon you like enough to discuss is Steven Fucking Universe.
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>>83614696
SU fandom, yes, it does
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Could Steven hypothetically make a hybrid of his own, like Rose did? Could Connie become a murderpussy?
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>Anons are feeding the objectively worse then the fanbase hatebase.

Just why?
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>>83614677
That happened to me too!
Mods have a hate boner for /sug/, step outta line a bit and wham! Your post gets deleted and you get a 3-day ban.
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>>83614595
>cartoons have dropped the bar
So you're saying Steven Universe is subpar?
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>>83614680
Not everyone has to discuss the shows you like, anon.
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>>83614710
>Steven that low
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Requesting Pearl in neko or cookie cat lingerie. Pic semi-related
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>>83614720
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So did trash /sug/ decide to invade or something? The shitposting is top notch today
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>>83614696
Define drama

Regular visitors here just want to talk about the show and their favorite gems and post comfy shit.

Then you have a tripfag like beefcake thinking he's hot shit coming in with his smut.
Etc.
The majority of us just want a place to post about the show.
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>>83614566

what?
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I'm here to post my bullshit and there's drama or something? Whatever guys, reminder.
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>>83614767
If /trash//sug/ was here there'd be more lewds and anons would be talking about fucking Connie or some shit. I think there's an infestation of retards though.
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>>83614780
never heard someone say /pol/esmoker before.
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>>83614720
You can get rid of those bodies if Pearl hoovers them up into her forehead.

There's basically infinite space in there.
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Im going to murder Lapis

With a shotgun to the face
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>>83614677
I actually got a warning for making this thread, when it was like 20 seconds ahead of the other one.
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>>83614784
I just want to spread Lapidot love
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>>83614734
Maybe, but he would have to shapeshift a womb.
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>>83612038
>>83612281
>Opal fugs Steven's butthole
>Lapis Lazuli News Kiosk
>futa
"...Lapis let out a breathy sigh in arousal, a smile on her face. Cupping her hands together, she used her hydrokinesis to pour water from the ocean up into her cupped palms. She closed her eyes and focused, and the water in her hands started to glow. It went from being a fluid to a strange substance with an oily, gel-like consistency. Lapis had used her hydrokinesis to turn the water into a magic, gel-like lube.

"Lapis levitated the gel over to Steven’s ass. She stopped it just before his anus.

" “Did they ever do this for you? Did they prepare you like this, Steven?” she asked.

" “No… Of all of the Gems, only Garnet, Ruby, Sapphire, and Jasper had sex with my ass. It wasn’t everyone… and out of everyone who did put it in my butt, none of them used anything to lubricate it,” Steven said.

" “…What? How was it even going in before?” Lapis asked, incredulous. She was frowning again. How dare they do that to Steven! His butt could have been really hurt, torn even. How could they forgo using lube!?

" “Gem magic, maybe? I think my butt ‘prepares’ itself,” Steven replied.

" “Oh,” she said. “Well either way, we’d better use this here, just to be safe.” "
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>>83614784
Just a poster or two salty that we exist and taking people away from their threads.

Also your reminder a shit. Lapidot not happening.
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>>83614656
People who like SU aren't going to go away if there's no general. Same with shitposters. Isn't having a general to contain all of it better than the multiple SU threads and endless complaining and fighting that happens when it's banned? If you care about threads getting pushed off the board then you should be thankful for the general, when it's banned there are numerous SU threads made in a day for different subjects, and because they get deleted over and over and then people make new ones over and over

Like man, you can't make people care about obscure cartoons/comics and topics, if there's no demand for your thread it's gunna die
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>>83614734
Yes, I do believe Steven could shapeshift a womb for himself and use the genetic material of Connie's egg mixed with his own to create a hybrid like himself. Of course, whether he could survive without his gem is up to debate, though he would surely lose his powers.
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>>83613240
sorry to hear anon.

This is Zelda, my PRECIOUS BAB
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>>83614777
>Then you have a tripfag like beefcake thinking he's hot shit coming in with his smut.
But I'm talking about people who just complain and complain and just derail the thread.
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>>83614825
Owie kablamie
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This thread needs more Stevidot, alot more.
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>>83614767
The irony is that /co/tards derail their own shit and blame the other abandoned general. If you're to blame someone blame Brad and friends, he trolls in both boards.

>>83614813
Exactly.
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>>83614710
What's this from?
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>>83614873
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We need some Greg-Pearl blind date fan fiction.
Something involving Steven setting them up to get to know each other via letter or something first, or some other way to get them to both give it a shot before they realize who the other person is.
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>>83614829
I'm with you.

>>83614859
>implying any ships are actually endgame and all shippers aren't just wallowing around in their own deluded shit
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Every general I have ever been to people complained about drama. Apparently I manage to ever scroll past it somehow and always wonder what people are talking about
Feels good being blissfully ignorant

>>83614672
thank fuck for that
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>>83614856
Spoilers: Rose made Steven's butt feel like a vagina so it'd feel good for him and the Gems when they stick their dicks up his asspussy.
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>Garnet is addicted to her own permafusing.
She cannot function when unfused.

>Pearl is addicted to fusion for the emotional aspect of security/wholeness/confidence
She even pulled acts of deceit on her own comrade several times to achieve it.

>Jasper is now addicted to fusion for the sensation of power
This is the result after a long, toxic fusion grew on her - a complete turnaround to her Homeworld sensibilities.

>Amethyst's fusions, or at least one, has run amock and tried to take over
This was a problem, amethyst and garnet almost "got lost in the fusion"

>Lapis has shown us that fusions can be forced eve after mutual consent is had, for many months at a time
This is extremely troubling, it's an even more mutually traumatic way to rob another of their autonomy than say, simple restraint

>peridot is a fusion virgin who has been gradually getting more comfortable with the idea
You can bet she'll have some hang-ups when she finally does fuse.

>Homeworld only permits same-gem fusion, which avoids all of the problems that come with cross-gem fusion.

Homeworld was right.
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>>83613153
>Steven is a cat person
No, he's a gem person

I probably shouldn't be stealing jokes from Gumball, but fuck it
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>>83614879
That hasn't really happened for a while until the last few threads. Drama is nesr nonexistant. Any "drama" would be us fags arguing over any topic. You know. Discussion?
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>>83614905
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>>83614887
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>>83614930
But it's LOVE so that makes it right ;^)
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Well /sug/, tomorrow we're likely banished to /trash/ again.
What do you wish to do with your last days in the light until the Summer of Steven begins?
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>>83614928
What the fuck
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>you will never kill yourself

why live
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>>83614971
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>>83614986
Go to Sweden Rock Festival, play games, and work.
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>>83614986
please refrain from going to /trash/ and kill yourself instead
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>>83614930
I WONDER WHO'S BEHIND THIS POST?
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>>83614856
Stop.
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>>83614996
I'm not kidding. She comes back because Steven got so much cum in him and then she fucks him with her 11 inch cock.
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Well I fleshed out my story from >>83609072 if anyone's still interested, it'll take a couple of posts at least though.
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>>83614680

yeah pretty much, i couldn't give less of a fuck about capeshit and i don't follow other shows regularly enough to make me post about them, i do like the occasional threads about cartoons or less known/non-cape comics tho

but to me most of /co/ is shit
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>all these people considering garnet's relationship unhealthy
seeing the most recent time she unfused I'd say she more of that "THAT couple" than anything else. You know, that one that annoys you even if you're madly in love yourself etc etc.
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>>83614976
Oh hey look it's the artist that made Peridot cuck Steven with that fag Kevin

What's her tumblr again.
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Why is Garnet such a narcissist?
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>>83614814

well guess im the first one
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>>83615045
aight
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>>83615091
if you loved yourself you would be too
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>>83614930
>the crystal cucks will defend this
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>>83615091
Because she's in love with herself?
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>>83615045
Please go ahead, this thread needs something else to talk about. Plus it sounds cool.
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>>83614856
Why am i even in this? I would never involve myself in any /Steven Shenanigans/.
Steven is for hug, not fug!
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>>83614976
My nigga
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>>83615146
What about adult Steven?
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>>83613153
My parents dogs
I miss them :(
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>>83614680
eh, my consume as 4chan has drastically decreased recently. Fuck I miss going to /d/. But I just don't feel like it. Such a pleasant community, at least 3 years ago
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This thread sucks.
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>>83614930

>You can bet she'll have some hang-ups when she finally does fuse.

and i'll be there to see it
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>>83614862
It's frustrating when threads on comics like Prophet and Metabarons 404 in less than 12 hours but this shit stays up 24/7.
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>>83615136
Even Carlos wouldn't.
But good job.
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if rebecca sugar had a dick that ejaculated donut glaze would you suck it?
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>>83615159
T-thats a different can of worms, anon. He's of age, so...
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>>83615189
>Peridot starts getting addicted to fusion after she realises it makes her feel bigger and stronger
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>>83615128
>>83615141
Alright, I'm not exactly a practiced writer so prepare for shit! Also remember, this is from the perspective of an anon seeking answers from CN itself. Part 1/?;

>As you step in, the mist clears, but the walls seem to draw back more than the size of the building should allow them to.
>Upon trying to take another step, your feet slip out from under you.
>As you tumble foreward, you feel your feet being pulled out in opposite directions.
>Indeed, the whole room seems to slope out and away from your position, on both sides of you.
>Pulling your legs together hard, you just manage to avoid being torn apart by tripping around yourself.
>Taking a second to recover, you can barely make out a desk in the distance, obscured in the haze.
>You walk towards it, nearly goose stepping as you make sure that your legs stay together.
>The whole time, a faint slithering sound can be heard all around you.
>Unfocusing your eyes, you can see that you are not walking through air, but a tight mesh of nearly-invisible snakes.
>You become accutely aware of the slithering coming from within your own lungs.
>Undeterred and sick of hiatuses, you come to the desk, and ringing a bell upon it say that you wish to inquire about the schedule.
>Suddenly, the walls seem to rush in on you, then back out, creaking and groaning, twisting and contorting in what appears to be a belly laugh.
>You swear you can make out, from the creaking and groaning itself, the words;
>"YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW".
>As the commotion subsides, the receptionist strides out, seemingly from out of thin air, which you quickly remind yourself is snakes.
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>>83615225
Don't deny it.
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>>83612761
Beliebe in Steven.
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>>83614887
I'm not a stevidotfag but pics of them together are top notch cute
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>>83615219
yes
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>>83615282
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>>83615180
I wish I would suck
instead I am shitposting on /co/ at almost 2 penising am in the morning
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>>83615270
Part 2/apparently 3;

>The receptionist is a sphere of crab chitin, sporting 15 eyes; one in the middle with seven lined vertically on either side.
>It has 12 arms for legs with hands for feet, and three feetless legs sticking out of her head in an upright equilateral triangle.
>Below her middle eye rests a fourth leg, with a horse's hoof at the end.
>In a mix of fear and astonishment, you half-shout "I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH REBECCA SUGAR PLEASE."
>The horse's hoof reaches under the desk, and you hear a small beeping sound.
>The chitin below the middle eye but above the middle leg opens up into a sharp, lipless, toothless, hollow mockery of a mouth.
>To your surprise, the voice of a middle-aged woman with an Upper Midwestern accent comes out of the gap, saying
>"Ms. Sugar, someone would like to see you!"
>The feetless legs point in unison to your left, to a door about 50 feet up and away from you.
>You goose step towards it, and the world seems to moves from under you as much as you walk upon it.
>Upon reaching the door, it opens, and a small Jewish quickly opens and closes it, sporting a yamulke and all.
>He takes off the yamulke and holds it before him with both of his hands, looking at the floor.
>"This isn't Sugar!" you shout in the direction of the receptionist.
>The receptionist stretches its body the length between where you stand and the desk, looking at the boy and then you.
>"Looks like Ms. Sugar to me!" it says cheerfully, in the same Upper Midwestern accent, before snapping back into place like an elastic band.
>You look back at the Jewish boy, who is still staring at the floor.
>"Anon," he says, surprising you slightly that he knows your name, "I understand that you want to see more of Teen Titans Go!"
>"No" you say in a mix of annoyance and anger, "I really don't. Where's Rebecca Sugar?" You're quite tired of all of this really.
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>>83615219
Would I?!
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>>83615308

>The boy briefly glances up at you, then back down at the floor again.
>"But sir!" he says nervously, "It's your new favorite show!" He seems to shout, and you notice him sweating slightly.
>"Look, can I just get a schedule, or some confirmation about new episodes of SU?" you say gently, trying in part to calm the boy down.
>Even as the word "schedule" leaves your lips, the walls contort in on you again, and the same.
>The Jewish boy begins to shake violently, still looking at the ground
"YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW!" he shouts, his voice somewhat cracking, sweat now dripping off of his face.
"YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW!" the walls seem to reply.
>The ever-present mist of snakes seems to condense between you and the boy, and a familiar images emerges.
>Two squares; one black, the other white, the letters "C" and "N" within them in inverse colors.
>The logo envelops you, as the boy and walls now seem to scream in unison "YOUR NEW FAVORITE SHOW!"
>Your vision grows black, and you hear a sudden burst of trumpets surround you, drowning out all other sounds.
>DUN-DUH DUN-DUN-DUH DUH-DUH!
>"CARTOON CARTOON!" you shout loudly as you rapidly sit up, now sitting on the sidewalk outside of the CN offices.
>In your arms is a small plush of Robin, and you're clutching a piece of paper in your right hand.
>"Thanks for visiting!" it reads, "From your favorite character from your new favorite show, Teen Titans Go!"

And end, kill me.
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>>83615232
somebody actually saved one of my edits
nice
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>>83615304
Go to bed! Get some rest! Be awake tomorrow!
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>>83615300
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>>83615356
Peridot is a legal loli.
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So I organized my thoughts about Garnet into a post. Tell me what you think

http://fantheoriesandfoodporn.tumblr.com/post/145632467599/why-garnet-should-break-up
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>>83615180
I wanna suck Lapis
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>>83615447
Radioactivesupersonic owned you in the BD post, get owned noob
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>>83615354
you're right. goodnight anon
I hope I'm not starting to dream of store fronts thanks to google
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>>83615356
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>>83615462
I want this to be Lapis's reformation so badly.

I want her to have a hoodie.

Or at least that "brooding teenager" look because that's basically her personality.
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>>83615447
>>83615482
How the fuck do you look at comments on tumblr
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>>83615462
>sucking Lapis
"Lapis touched her forehead to his. “That was so amazing, Steven…” she said, as the water lapped at their bodies. She couldn’t help but smile amorously. “You felt so good inside…”

" “Did you like it, Lapis?” Steven asked. He looked up at her with big, loving eyes.

" “I loved it,” she answered. A warm, passionate smile was on her face.

" Steven giggled. “I’m so glad.” He smiled at her. Steven reached down and rubbed his stomach. “I bet it tastes like saltwater taffy, Lapis,” he giggled. “Your cum, I mean.”

" Lapis giggled too. She gave Steven a quick peck on the lips.

" “Next time, would you like to try tasting it?” she asked. She gave him a suggestive grin.

" “Y-yeah!” "
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>>83615548
They'd be under notes in the form of reblogs if there are any.
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>>83615556
>Laffy taffy
Steven then got a yeast infection in his buttbina.
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>>83615282
>>83615300
>>83615356
>>83615496
Yes, glorious Stevidot!
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Alright guys help me out. iv been watching steven universe since the episode when they drill into the earth and get to the core. somebody fill me in eh?
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>>83615482
First of all, that's not what I asked.

Second, she didn't. I told her to show the extra arm uncropped and instead she used a cropped version of another image and posted the cropped version again right under it to make it look like she had an extra arm.

She also claimed that she addressed the extra lapis lazulis and BD's pre-fused presence in the previous post, which she did not.

I'm not going to argue with her anymore because she's honestly completely unable to doubt herself or take criticism and as a result all I'm doing is making her upset and wasting my breath. She's basically this fandom's BKEW
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When I see stevidot, I want to die.
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>>83615531
I want Lapis to be a spy so badly.
They really overdid it with that dindu nuffin backstory. It's too perfect.
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9:^)
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>>83615635
evil aliens and mental issues
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>>83615270
>>83615308
>>83615339
Thoughts, opinions, anything? I think it's shit if I do say so myself, minor typos aside, but you asked for it.
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>>83615689
m-more.
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>>83615700
>>83615339
>>83615308
>>83615270
>>83615045
>Avatarfagging
Leave.
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>>83612472
>Using your "best" friend as a human shield
>perfect

What.
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>>83615685
god, that design is so much more interesting than the one she has now. Granted she's cute as a button (at least she was in season 1) but her design isn't all that mysterious. Maybe another Lapis will have that design
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>>83615700
I enjoyed it, I didn't think it was great, but it paints a clear enough picture visually. A good amount humor (albeit dark) helps set of e otherwise eldritch tone of the story.
I'd love to see what you come up with in the future though!
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>>83615751
I was just posting pictures of Garnet man, fuck that avatar noise.
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>>83615635
New Jersey is a shitty place,Peridot is still autistic and cute, Bob. You are now caught up.
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>>83615827
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>>83615531
This is the only acceptable alternative over her current outfit. I want to do illegal drugs with her.
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>>83615846
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>>83615858
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>>83615668
She admits when's she's wrong ("ding dong clockie is wrong")

I'm positive she addressed the multiple Lazulis thing even in not in that post, maybe I'll even try to dig it up. I'll give you props if you persue this, just point out the cropping thing again (gingerly) if that's your only issue with her rebuttal
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>>83615875
And that's it.
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>>83615680
Same desu
They're both cuties and I love their relationship but when it's called a ship or I see lewd art of them I feel something shrivel up inside

But I know a lot of people feel the exact same way about my ship so eh

I'm not gonna be a huge hypocritical fag and call them pedos because that's just a cheap way to get everyone against a ship you don't like. I feel bad for stevidotfags, they just wanna enjoy their cute ship in peace
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>>83615858
artist?
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>>83615827
>>83615846
>>83615858
>>83615875
>>83615887
meh, not sure what the artist was going for
sure wasn't funny enough to be considered comedy
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>>83615887
no other gems?
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>>83615914
http://mimicteixeira.tumblr.com/post/145598782204/now-i-will-keep-goin-with-my-idea-of-gems-watching
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THE CRYSTAL GEMS ARE TRULY OUTRAGEOUS
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>>83615947
Opal is for harmony
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>>83615887
It would be a good idea to put the comic together in one pic in paint next time so you don't use up the image limit

But I love it, showing lapis a movie like that would be such a terrible idea
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>>83614930
>yfw the "sjw" show is really a covert message about the dangers of going too progressive in society.

It all makes sense.
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>To-do List:
"Create and send the following video games to Gem Homeworld to distract them long enough to launch a successful invasion and occupation of their planet:"

>>83613614
Rape Ape Ape Escape
>>83614720
Hitler vs. Donkey Kong: 6 Gorillion Strong
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But what if his
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>>83615963
Imagine showing her Shawshank Redemption
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So who created gemkind anyway? I mean Yellow Diamond makes it pretty clear that gems aren't organic beings.
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>>83616003
A time-traveling Steven
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>>83612809
for how long has pepe universe been a thing?
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>>83615978
IT'S ALL PART OF THE SUCROSE CONSPIRACY
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>>83615991
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>>83615886
as I said, I'm not going to pursue this.

There's no point in starting a fight over this. She won't learn, and I won't be any more right. I'll just be more of an asshole and she'll be discouraged from doing something she enjoys. Nobody wins, and the alternative is harmless

>>83616003
Sneople probably, but I still hold on to the irrational hope that Pearls were the original gems who were enslaved by their own creations
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>>83614930
>Homeworld only permits same-gem fusion
Oh they allow other gem fusions so long as it's some nazi science tier shit.
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>tfw no big buddy pearl
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>>83616015
Since he married Tsuyu Asui and joined Production I.G. and made the show based on his memoirs.
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>>83616088
big buddy pearl's big bulge
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>>83616070
They consider fusion to be a military tactic only. Jasper and Peridot make that abundantly clear
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>>83616082
>Lapis learning about idioms
cute
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>>83616082
cute and casual

though it's silly to think Greg is THAT fucking lazy
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>>83616082
I thought she was yanking the piss out of Greg at first.
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>>83614746
If it was, we wouldn't really.be Jere right now.
Steven Universe is an exception in a sea of mediocrity.

Oh hey that rhymed.
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>>83616127
Stop trying to summon *him*.
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Reminder.
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>>83616082
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>>83615668
Radioactivesupersonic's a GIRL?!
I always assume theory posters, or at least dedicated ones, are dudes
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>>83615995

>Dear Steven. I can't believe how fast things move on Homeworld. I saw an fusion once when I was a kid, but now they're everywhere. The planet went and got itself in a big damn hurry. The repatriation board got me into this halfway house called the Brewer, and a job bagging supplies at the Polish-Way. It's hard work. I try to keep up, but my hands hurt most of the time. I don't think the store manager likes me very much. Sometimes after work I go to the park and feed the pearls.

>I have trouble sleeping at night. I have -- bad dreams, like I'm falling. I wake up scared. Sometimes it takes me a while to remember where I am. Maybe I should get me a destabiliser and rob the Polish-Way, so they'd exile me. I could shatter the manager while I was at it, sort of like a bonus.

>I guess I'm too old for that sort of nonsense anymore. I don't like it here. I'm tired of being afraid all the time. I've decided not to stay. I doubt they'll kick up any fuss. Not for an old Lapis like me.
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>>83616157
Lapis/Greg has to be the weirdest ship, at least if we ignore all the morally reprehensible ones
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>>83616243
honestly I don't know. they're a tumblr gender so I assume a girl
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>>83616226
I know who's getting the Murdercock next
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>>83616279
>at least if we ignore all the morally reprehensible ones
That doesn't leave us much
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>That panel were some SJW asks if Jasper asking "why are you so weak?" has something to do with gender/perceived gender or some other such bullshit
>Rebecca just plainly stating "well, Jasper is big and Steven is small" very slowly like she's afraid talking too fast will overload the questioner
Do you guys ever think there's days Rebecca gets super fucking annoyed with the SJW's and wishes she could make a Garnet is just a phase episode just to piss them off?
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>>83616279
It and Grasper are the oddest and best ships.
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>>83615904
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>>83616047
I'm not saying fight about it, just argumentive discourse over a theory (which she specifically encouraged)

But that's fine. If the problems you think are so glaring, they would've been/have been pointed out already and dealt with cause I don't seem 'em (they addressed the multiple lazulis in a link in the post they linked you, just had to click once more though a summary IS in the one she linked you)

http://radioactivesupersonic.tumblr.com/post/145010767110/thoughts-on-peridot-saying-lazulis-my-take-is
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>>83616345
>Greg "If it's a Quartz, it's in my shorts" Universe
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>>83616345
tru
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>>83616322
I mean that pretty much only disqualifies most ships involving Steven. and most ships involving Jasper or other characters who have had even less screen time and character development
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>Ruby/Sapphire
>Pearl/Amethyst
>Lapis/Peridot
>Jasper/Greg
>Steven/Connie
This is the true end and if you think otherwise you're delusional.
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>>83616426
>>83616407
Nah, Greg is gonna realize that it was Pearl he was really in love with all along, he just let his giant woman fetish blind him until now
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>>83616459
Fuck off with your triple shit taste

Those two canon ones are also such a sealed deal why would you even list them
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>>83616459
no
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>>83616459
ok
ok sure maybe
ok maybe
haha what the fuck
ok
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>>83616459
>>Pearl/Amethyst
>>Lapis/Peridot
>>Jasper/Greg
>calls others delusional
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>>83616471
Knock knock suck a cock
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>>83615978
FUCK IS THIS LOSS
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>>83616459
I agree with everything except grasper
She's gonna be single because she's come to enjoy fusion/relationships for the wrong reasons
But she's gonna be best buds with Garnet

Well I mean, maybe, anything can happen. Who knows! But Greg would probably feel to weird about it. Seems like the kind of guy that would never date again after Rose
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>>83616459
there were a bunch of ways you could have mixed those names

and you pretty much picked the worst at every possible turn, the only 2 you have right are the ships that are already canon

>Pearl/Amethyst
How is it possible to be this stupid or have this shit of taste, I honestly will expect Greg/Jasper sooner
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>>83616459
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>>83616206
who?
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>>83612872
>actually give Connie a chance to take part in the major conflicts
she is only a human being who lear to use a sword... a fucking sword vs homeworld tech, even the CG are worried about the new tecnology of de homeword gems and you want a little curry kid fight againts them with a fucking sword
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>>83616584
Lapidot it utterly unfounded, you crackshipping cunts
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>>83616650
google it idiot that's all the evidence you need
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What are the chances of her showing up again?
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Yes but we have two straight ships, and two lesbians that are hidden 99% of the time.

We need a constant gay ship, face it, amedot is endgame
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>>83616699
I googled it and I see a frumpy fat dyke clutching a lapis dakimakura with her hand down her pants
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Dude
The way the Opal fusion works is so smart
Since Pearl and Amethyst don't bode super well personality to personality, they can only fuse when they're both appeased with each other. So neither of them are behaving the way their counterpart resents.

As a result, when they fuse, Opal is just all of their good qualities combined with none of the bad ones, but she's super fragile and easy to break.

The perfect woman, but ultimately ephemeral.

pic related it's me killing myself
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>>83612122
For you
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>>83616360
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>>83616647
I mean they seemed to have fought the last war pretty much with swords and axes

Garnet basically destroys an entire space ship with her fists.

Given Connie might only fight with fused with Steven but she will still be there and it will still be her sword skills
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>people who ship seriously and take canon into consideration, not just as a fun imagination thing that doesn't matter
They only exist on tumblr, right?
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>>83616700
If Blue Diamond is still around it's very likely, I mean YD is the series final boss so they'll probably have to deal with BD first.
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Which Ruby would you be friends with?
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>>83616700
depends entirely on what has happened to Blue Diamond

If Blue Diamond is dead, we might never see her again
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>>83616773
When they assert something is endgame, you bet it will be challenged
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>>83614930
damn, this is actually a good point. Fusion is best used for temporary and specific tasks.

Though, for Garnet, since they've been fused for so long, it's probably better to see them as Garnet being the main identity with Ruby and Sapphire being Garnet's lesser counterparts. There is little reason for them to improve their individual selves if they know they're just gonna go back to being Garnet by the end of the episode.
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>>83616780
those are some very angry lookin dudes
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>>83616780
You can only pick one.
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>>83616780
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>>83616773
I mean there is a difference between being a strict literalist and shipping two characters that have nothing to do with each other at all

Shipping PearlxJasper and shipping Sour CreamxBlue Pearl are two entirely different levels of insanity and if anyone does the second one they need to stop and seek help
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>>83616740
Hopal for Opal, man
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>>83616894
>he doesn't have Blue Cream as an OTP
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>>83612403
That's not cringe, that guy's based.
Okay, I will admit that the anime bag is kind of cringe, but the rest isn't.
Cosplay is cool as long as you put some effort into it and aren't fat/hideous.
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>>83616932
>Blue Cream fan art when?

I now wanna force this ship just so everyone else thinks we are insane
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>>83616992
>Not shipping Yellow Pearl and Jenny
Clods, all of you
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>>83616762
the most common mistake in a war is tink, "i can fight a war like the last time", Peridot and Jasper outpowered the CG, the ship not was destroyed by garnet, that was pearl and the fight between jasper and garnet and when greg see steven he said "but you won... right" and steven answer "NO, they got us [...]"
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>>83616856
She's too good for us.
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>>83616894
There's nothing wrong with putting two dissimilar characters together for fun
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>>83616854
doc
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>>83616957
But he is hideous.
Plus cross dressing meme.
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>>83612088
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>>83616780
>>83616854
Nuby
I'd hug_ her and hold her hand
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>>83613034
Replaying the shit out of Rose's theme at the moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbsdMrJX5ko
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>>83617055
You sick fuck.
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>>83616459
Solid, anon.
Needs to be more people like us.
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>>83616762

I think the ship was destroyed because of Jasper crashing on the core.
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>>83616650
How can you still say this after ~canon blushing lapis~ and living together and dat symbolism and crew and VA's shipping it

They are the colors of the earth and they are both learning to love the earth it's going to be pure pottery when they fuse
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>>83616894
Shipping was always just a fun, ridiculous way of exploring potential, if impossible, relationships between characters. I would argue that crackships like the one you gave are actually the true essence of shipping - insane, but intriguing to explore dynamics.
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>>83613034
http://www.bcrecommender.com/tralbums/tomeseries.bandcamp.com/album/tome-the-official-soundtrack

I realize this is a shitty web series, but the music is pretty GOAT
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>>83617108
Garnet punched her into the core, well ok Garnet threw her but still
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>>83616586
>How is it possible to be this stupid or have this shit of taste
Says the amedotfag.
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>>83617130
explore what dynamics, Blue Pearl literally has no known personality, she never talked, she never did anything
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>>83617116
>They are the colors of the earth and they are both learning to love the earth

God bless Sugar
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>>83617095
I'd smooch her on the head too
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post cute
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>>83616762
Garnet didn't destroy the ship with her hands, she destroyed it by throwing Jasper into it.

However she has poofed a couple of gem monsters with one hit.
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>>83617175
And explore characters, or give the characters personalities and then have them interact with other characters. Is there any point? No. Does it make sense? No. Is it fun? Yes. Should you take that giant rod out of your ass? Yes.
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>>83617047
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>>83617193
>Amethyst as a lion
>not a puma
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>>83617175
then make it up.
as long as you don't claim it's the real thing, it's all good.
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>>83617193
>garnet's lion is covered in square hair
>square tail
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>>83617218
He's probably being forced to watch SU in hell right now
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>>83617161
better than PearlxAmethyst

but literally everything else is.
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>>83612281
>This new game that was released isn't what I wanted it to be!

>>>/v/
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>>83617116
She blushed because she was embarrassed.

>living together
They are not nearly family level enough like the CGs to live in the temple with them as they have for years. Jasper will also be residing in the barn post redemption. The last thing needed is an out of place, inappropriate love story to wreck the dynamic.

>colors
This is deeply empty. Red and orange are earthy, too. Peridot will fuse with much of the cast in time, what is your point

Idk way I bothered responding, crackshippers gonna crack
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>>83617246
why is that so funny?
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>>83617231
>she is just trying to lion the mood
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>>83616226
I want Michaela Dietz
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>>83617297
Todd pls go
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>>83617151

Yeah but you made it seems like Garnet just punched the ship and it blew up.
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I just want a scene like this near the end of the series

Like they're all stuffed into the cockpit of a spaceship as they blast off to fight the diamonds or whatever, ready to fight, stevonnie as the leader, original cg's on one side and hw trio on the other, garnet and jasper as the warrior sub-leaders, and the head/upper torso gems fused to maximize fighting potential

I just like pottery mang
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>>83616334
I think she just shrugs it off because she's too cool to care about such bullshit.
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>>83617116
The Crewniverse ship jaspis even harder. Doesn't mean anything

The VAs had a single exchange quoting lines from barn mates, doesn't mean they actively desire their characters to be in a romantic relationship in the show.
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>>83617047
Paring Garnet with any character is degrading because Ruby and Sapphire share strong feelings for one another that they wouldn't want to perform such acts with anyone else.
Otherwise, their love is weak and shallow then what the show portrays.
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>>83612281
New Vegas remaster when
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>>83617284
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/14URq-BcpPb82VmYJQBemIvc2EQybH6BmTkPxRT2uhZc/edit?pref=2&pli=1#slide=id.g71bf234e8_0_15

Pearlmethyst is endgame.
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Is there any special event or something?
The amount of shitposting and futa is growing and growing into an alarming rate.
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Best gem
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>>83617116
>pottery
I think you meant poetry

also your pretty delusional, I mean Garnet and Steven live together does that make them a ship?

I expect shippers to delusionally reach for anything that proves that they are right and cling onto it, a lot like Ronaldo, but come on man, you don't need to invent conspiracy theories on why your ship is canon just let time pass and if you are truly right you will be reward with a canon ship
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>>83617043
>he is hideous
Not really.
>cross dressing meme
Wew lad. I bet you are one of the guys who shitposts about how dumb tumblr is.
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>>83617453
That's what /sug/ devolves into when there isn't any new content.
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>>83617284
You're pretty funny if you actually convinced yourself that.
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>>83616780
EYE RUBY.
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>>83612119
I guess as a Quartz Amethyst is supposed to be somewhat bearmode, that never really occurred to me until now. Are there more pics of this?
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>>83617246
I had to.
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>>83617416
Here's a pic of Kimberly and Jennifer hugging
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Anyway.
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>>83612281
>>83617431
I need more FO gems
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>>83617431
>There will never be a New Vegas Remaster
>There will never be another Obsidian made Fallout
Bethesda is way too salty that Obsidian managed to make a better game then they did in a mere 18 months, despite taking every opportunity they could to fuck them over (were supposed to be in charge of bug fixing but didn't do shit, cut a ton of payment because of review scores, ext...).
If they could Bethesda would erase New Vegas from the world.
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>>83617303
>Idk way I bothered responding, crackshippers gonna crack
>Idk
Read the sites rules, newfag.
Lapidot shouldn't even be considered crack anymore.
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>>83617536
that's just not in the cards
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>>83617583
But lapidot is shit.
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>>83613555
steven could easily kill a gorilla
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>>83617553
Amen
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>>83617448
did you seriously make a powerpoint about your ship?

also your interpreting a lot of instances of familial or friendly relations as romantic. Also the opposites attract shit is basically a boring overdone cliche
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>>83617583
>playing mini mod
Kys
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>>83617520
They did play a single character together for awhile.
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>>83617516
some, not enough
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>>83617531
that's gross and weird

I sort of wish we'd get banned again

sick of coming back here and it being the same old shit show

tuck me in

let me die
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>>83617583
It's not a crackship. People are just bitter that the once crackship actually turned out to be a probable ship.
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>>83617553
>they cut my armorfu from FO4
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>>83617635
There's also a photo of Deedee and Jennifer doing the tango.
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>>83614710
>Pearl: 1
>Everyone else: 2
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>>83617608
man, that would be a totally rockin episode

>be a kid
>gorilla threatens your friend or whatever
>rip it apart with your bear hands
>become drunk with power

it's like every 14-year-old's dream
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>>83617517
jej
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>>83617622
>not reading the board rules
>being this new that they're not aware of self-moderation
>>83617605
Each to it's own, but it's not crack.
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>>83614734
connie would have to vaginally vore steven inside her uterus and become a fetus again

so no
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>>83617297
Clearly you're new here.

That's my foreword. I change it up every time. But according to you, I should go to the corresponding board instead.

That's a great idea! This anon is so smart. How could I have never ever thought about that? Wow I'm so dumb. Hoo boy, better off myself, don't wanna stink up this guys posting experience on the Chinese Driving boards, how inconsiderate of me.

You retard.
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Post fusions you're excited to see. Hopefully the Amedot fusion won't just watch TV 24/7.
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>>83617653
Depending on how you answer this question you may be called a /trashie/

Do you just want /sug/ to be on break or for there to be only one other option left
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>>83617661
Of course they did, they didn't have a single mention of NV in Fallout 4
Besides, Fallout 4 was pretty shit anyway, might as well just mod the shit out of New Vegas, The Frontier is coming out soon.
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>>83617659
nah, people are just tired of so many people blowing up over one freaking blush

I swear to go, I don't even hate Lapidot but their shippers really have just been the worst lately
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>>83617608
>>83617688
I mean stevens really weirdly strong but we havenet seen him do anything stronger than a gorilla
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>>83614930
Did you entirely forget about The Cluster?
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>>83617618
I wish. This powerpoint is old.

>opposites attract shit is basically a boring overdone cliche

You mean exactly like the main canon ship of the show, Ruby and Sapphire? I don't even care much about Pearlmethyst or shipping in general but that's a very stupid argument to apply to Steven Universe, a show where the main power couple completely adopts the opposites attract dynamic.
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>>83617297
>Actually defending FO4
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>>83617303
embarrassed because peridot is so cute

blue and green are literally the colors of the planet earth, along with white for clouds, and brown, but there's no white and brown gems

>inappropriate love story to wreck the dynamic.
I think I've talked to you before, I really don't think it would. My ideal hw trio setup would include lapidot and weird jaspis tension, that all comes together in a complicated but interesting dynamic, like so many fan artists have pulled off. Yeah that's completely crack, but I still don't think a couple + their leader would be that hard to write well. Jasper could get a lot of funny moments by rolling their eyes at them or calling them out on their stupid shit. Could have a mediator sort of deal. And just cause two people have a thing doesn't mean they can't act like casual buddies at the same time
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>>83617753
Isn't that treading old ground if "the main couple of the show" already embodies it
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>>83612281
You're awesome!
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>>83617729
Good artstyle, Horrid fusion design.
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>>83617739
Nobody's really blowing up about the blush though, at all. I never see anybody talking about it. The main thing that both Lapidot and non-Lapidot shippers have been doing is discussing the future of their dynamic in regards to them living together, and what kind of direction it's going to take.

>implying amedot shippers arent way more insufferable anyway
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>>83617729
I'm hoping the AmethystxLapis fusion has its entire form made out of water so it can both shapeshift and use Lapis's powers basically at the same time to do pretty much freaking anything

although I feel like they might end up being a bit of a prankster, who literally runs away from all of their problems
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>>83617734
Fallout 4 could get better now that the geck is out.

Like all Bethesda games the vanilla game is just there as a test bed for modders.
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>>83613153
here is my sleepy kity
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>>83617729
>Emerald being Peridot + Amethyst
>not her own gem
>Amydot not being Fluorite, which comes in both green and purple varieties
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>>83617688
>>83617743
if steven really wanted to he could probably smash it to death with his shield

of course steven is a sweet boy and he'd probably just use his plant magic to give it some bananas
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>>83617743
the idea of fighting a gorilla and defeating it really got me excited, but there's nothing that can satisfy my gorilla blood lust
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>>83617661
>what are mods
https://youtu.be/pMoghKbM5D4
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>>83617800
Subjective. It may be in your opinion, but that doesn't reflect the actual decisions of the creators of the show. If they decide that the opposite attraction dynamic is the ultimate way to go, that's how it's going to be.
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>>83617670
Pretty sure that was then just referencing that they're both Broadway stars that can dance well.
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>>83617830
There's a lot of work to do though, first removing the shitty dialogue wheel, then bringing back stats and making perks correspond with them instead of Bethesda's super watered down pure perk system, making a level cap, bringing back ammunition types and reloading presses, writing a story that isn't complete ass, ext...
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>>83617842
Put your face on its belly
>>
I'm at the store you guys want anything

And no josh I'm not gonna fucking buy tic tacs
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>>83617886
>what are mods
gay
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>>83617618
But do you know what isn't overdone cliche? Amedot.
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If 1,3,5,7,9 I'm now a qt3.14 gem
If 2,4,6,8,0 I'm human with no redeemable features whatsoever

ROLLAN
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>>83617913
tampons
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>>83617913
gemme some DAWWWWWWGS
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>>83617913
Swedish fish
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>>83617913
tic-tacs please
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>>83617927
I... What?
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>>83617753
I mean Ruby and Sapphire aren't really the main ship, we never see them. They are canon, but both times we saw them their relationship was questionably functional, in Keystone Motel they literally needed Steven to have a break down before they would just talk to each other and in Hit the Diamond they couldn't keep concentrated for 5 seconds they were so obsessed with each other. So I'm not sure if I would really call their relationship healthy or something to aspire toward
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>>83617913
coffee.
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>>83617941
AYYY
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>>83617941
Nice, may you give me a handy now? Just a friendly one.
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>>83617939
>anime straddle scene
>not overdone cliche
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>>83617913
Best pick me up some of these motherfucker. You got me hungry.
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>>83617956
GODDAM IT JOSH
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>>83617913
Could you get me two of these and an Amethyst please. Maybe a Pearl?
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>>83617941
FUCK YEAR I WANNA BE A PEARL PLEASE
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>>83617913
Pie
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>>83617659
They've barely fucking interacted, they are in no way a probable ship. I used to like Lapidot but the shippers are so obnoxious it's not funny.
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>>83618001
Okay, okay. I understand. I'll have a refereshing box of _____tic-tacs_____ please.
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>>83617941
Rawling.
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>>83617784
I'd just throw in the towel and submit to lapidot just for some "weird jaspis tension"

Tang nailed that in this comic:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/5202140

I want it, but don't want it at the same time-
Fuck I'm weak, deep down I know it would be intrusive and even detrimental. But seriously the colors don't imply romantic shit, no idea why you're bothering to make the parallel, they don't even have white in their designs. Lazulis and Peridots only come in one color

Orange red = earth, mountains, sunsets
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>>83617941
rollin
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>>83617913
Nutella
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>>83618038
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>>83617969
>So I'm not sure if I would really call their relationship healthy
What is up with tumblr's obsession with whether or not a relationship is healthy?
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>>83618038
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>>83617939
I mean there is kind of a cool kid and nerd thing going on there but I at least feel there is more wiggle room in how you carry out that cliche than a simple opposites attract cliche
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>>83618078
shit taste
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>>83618038
pearl we're tired of your foot fetish
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>>83617969
>I mean Ruby and Sapphire aren't really the main ship
They've had two songs and about 3 or 4 entire episodes completely focused on their relationship, and have had their love being emphasised constantly along the way. Just because you see flaws in their relationship doesn't demote it from being the obvious main ship, or at the very least one of the main ships if you include Rose/Greg (though Ruby/Sapphire is still more prominent). And it's arguably better morally to present that not all relationships are perfect - so they can't be together every single moment of eternity, you're saying they just stopped loving each other? That's ridiculous, and not a message the crew would promote.
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>>83618046
Be it not very big, the pair is plausible.
It's at it's starting point.
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>>83618092
It's a part of their obsession with rape culture.
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>>83617845
Since when are fusions' components' their two colors mashed together
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>>83618038
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>>83614285
C'mon Gregory, cheer up.
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>>83618109
You again? Nigga I'll whoop you.
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>>83617913
>>83617954
>Swedish fish
>not the superior German blackforest gummy bears

ill take a bag but not that sugerfree shit im still cleaning out the crapper from last time
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>>83618160
Garnet.
>Source: The Answer
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>>83617297
you have to admit that Bethesda can't write for shit compared to Obsidian or Interplay
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faster than a Rebecca Sugar can fellate
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>>83617997
Yet they did it for Steven and Connie
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>>83618046
>I used to like Lapidot but the shippers are so obnoxious it's not funny
I find it pitiful that you let others ruin something for you.
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>>83618196
>counter point
How does Lapis a blue gem and Jasper an orange gem, make Malachite a teal gem?
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>>83618046
You only find them obnoxious because you don't like it. It's not a crack ship because a crack ship is defined by two characters who haven't interacted at all and wouldn't have any logical in-universe reason to. Not only have Lapis and Peridot interacted, they are in a situation where they're going to interact much, much more. Does that guarantee a canon status? No it doesn't, but what is very probable and strongly implied by the show is that they're going to become friends, and with that, it is a probable ship.
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So, any endgame theories for SU?
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>>83618196
>alexadrite
>Sardonyx
>malachite
>Sugilite omits Garnet's colors
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>>83618251
Worldwide fusion dance
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>>83618074
>weird jaspis tension
Fuck that, Lapis and Peridot's relationship must not be very meaningful in that setting if Lapis can just turn on Peridot's back for Jasper.
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>>83618229
It depends on who fuses, I suppose.
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>>83617913
Water and doritos, mix them in a bowl for me.
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>>83617824
>>implying amedot shippers arent way more insufferable anyway
You must be new, or a Lapidot shipper yourself

Lapidot has been one of the biggest cancers on the fandom for longer than I can remember, probably as long as it's been a thing (ie since a few hours after Warp Tour)
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>>83618074
You sound like you're thirsty for some OT3.
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>>83618172
S H I T T A S T E
H
I
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T
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T
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>>83617996
If that's all you want...
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>>83618264
It could also mean one-sided.
>>83618278
You're probably right
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>>83617941
rolling, hopefully I get to be a cute fanged Pearl
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>>83618251
>RubyxSapphire
>StevenxConnie
>PearlxJasper
>PeridotxAmethystxLapis

sadly I don't think Greg will get into a new relationship

fight me over polyshipping if you want but I think it would be cute and it really doesn't have the same issues as human polyshipping because they can all fusion together perfectly
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>>83615700
I like it, anon. I think the crab-ball intern is cute.
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>>83618319
That's naughty!
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>>83618251
All gems combine GATTAI style and Giga Drill Breaker Yellow Diamond's army in the face.
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>>83618273
I don't believe for a fucking second that it isn't just perifags that are actually shipping this garbage.
Seriously Lapisfags are bad and Amyfags can be annoying but i don't think either of them are this cancerous to push those ships this hard.
I think it's just the perifag's cancer getting way out of control and they just want to ship with the only three characters she has had deep interactions with.
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>>83617913
mt dew voltage. i will accept nothing less and if you get me any other kind i will burn this fucking house down
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what if Star's scissors can open a portal to Beach City
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>>83618273
Oldfag, doesn't give a shit about shipping or any pointless fandom drama.

From my personal experience, Lapidot shippers have always contained their content away from the rest of the fandom, partially due to the backlash they receive on part of it being a crack ship. While they have gained some inevitable level of obnoxiousness recently, they mostly still keep to their own zone.

Amedot shippers do also contain themselves somewhat, but they also are very arrogant about their ship and a handful of them seem to frequently write 5-page essays on why one purple pixel in the background is solid evidence for it to become canon and therefore why other ships are bad. They seem generally much less open to anything else that is possible, insisting that there's a ton of symbolism in the show that proves it's endgame.
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>>83618229
because no one wants a brown gem :^)
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>>83618347
You lost me at pairing Pearl with Jasper and that degenerate poly relationship.
>>83618325
>one-sided
That makes the trio awkward.
Also OT3 is never an answer. It's just a cheap cop-out.
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>>83618229
i guess if you consider jaspers gem more yellow than orange blue and yellow makes green
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>>83617479
>Not really
Lol? Pizza face and body with little to no protein intake really does it for you?
>Shitposting about tumblr
Where do you think you are? Also making an assumption over what kind of person I am does not support your argument you dumb cow.
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>>83618319
Great, no homo tho.
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>>83618417
>Disney crossing over with CN
>ever
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>>83618450
Dont forget to chant brojob
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>>83618325
I'll whip it out for you, Anon.

It's honestly the best ship.
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>poly shippers
>amedot shippers
Hmm.
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>>83618273
>for longer than I can remember
>I
Discarded believe it or not your opinions don't actually matter.
It's the facts you have to present.
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>>83618473
Move the face up to her actual pearl in this
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>>83618482
What do you ship, mhm anon?
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>>83618477
Lapis = sky
Peridot = grass
Jasper = sun

And there you have a purdy and complete landscape with these colors. (art by The Duke)
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>>83618482
Need to be gassed.
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>Thread
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>>83618264
feelings and relationships are complicated and I can see this show wanting to tackle things like that
and I don't think Lapis would turn her back on Peridot or go for Jasper, just that there'd be weird tension.

>>83618074
when you think of the planet earth you think of a blue and green marble
not necessarily romantic but their colors just seem like they should go together. they should definitely have a meaningful fusion anyway

and what both you and I say go along with Lapis' backstory -these backgrounds make a clear parallel of green and orange in her life. the green seems to be associated with life and a sort of peacefulness, while the orange goes with war and death. right now is a period where Lapis wants to find peace and enjoy life, like Peridot did, after being at war with Jasper for months.

http://rickycometa.tumblr.com/post/144897241334/a-few-from-same-old-world
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>>83618510
I really don't want that image portrayal to be accurate.
Last thing the story needs is for Jasper to fall for Lapis.
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>>83618507
Seems obvious.
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>>83618510
Good content.
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What would you want the gems to have for themselves in the epilogue?

would Peridot create a new generation of cruelty-free gems? Would Lapis have her freedom? Would Greg find another wife? Would Pearl end the caste system?

Would Connie Maheshwaran live up to her name and become the master of the universe?
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>>83613471
Nono it'll go like this
>tables are turned on the crystal gems (after they almost turned the tables)
>steven is beat to the ground in a 1v1 against YD
>gets up
>looks at all the gems around him
>starts to fuse
>fuses with the fucking earth
>like, the planet itself (it IS a rock.)
>this connects to any gems standing on earth, as well as every human
>everyone appears inside the fusion
>steven explains things his way now that everyone shares a mind
>everyone believes in steven
>also at one point steven brings rose back (without killing himself obviously) but she has to be human (or atleast, just gemless)
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>>83618427
>degenerate poly relationship
what is wrong with poly?

its cute
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>>83618586
Pewey?
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>>83618564
When's the next science lesson Bill.
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>polyfags
Not real love, cheap feelings.
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>>83618456
I never implied that that could officially happen, I just like the idea of it

Let a man have his fun
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>>83618595
Hoping that Steven becomes a good, just king for a new interstellar Gem/Human society.
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Could you imagine being so autistic you get into fights about which drawings should fuck each other?
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>>83618596
>>also at one point steven brings rose back (without killing himself obviously) but she has to be human (or atleast, just gemless)
>(or atleast, just gemless)

...so human?
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>>83618607
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>>83618643
did you know that connie is for fug?
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>>83618643
We're all on /sug/ here, Anon.

We're all pathetic slaves to the cunning fingers of Rebecca Sugar.
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>>83618612
We could really use another Mayor Dewey episode, he is probably my favorite townie other than the Cool Kids
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>>83614856
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>>83618640
I'd want Steven to become the Gem king and Connie to be the President of the United States. Naturally they'd be married
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>>83618607
>it's cute
There you go, you don't actually give a fuck about meaningful feelings and strong relationships.
Long as a pair appeals your fetish, you're satisfied with literal shit.
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>>83618673
here have some more adorable heresy
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>>83618607
It's for indecisive cucks.
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>almost 1000 followers

holy shit! That's a lot for a fucking fan theorist
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Why is he such a fucking slut?
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>>83618689
Lapis and Mayor Dewey will probably interact again, so we can have more fart noise incidents and shenanigans related to that conflict. Maybe Lapis will run for mayor.
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>>83618643
There's actually meaningful relationships and strong feelings characters share in this show.
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>>83618643
heh...yeah...
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>>83618725
It's cause his surroundings promote such degeneracy.
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>>83618736
Fanfics when
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>>83617886
by the time all the mods came out for fallout 4 my interest in it was far gone
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>>83618706
Then you're just posting more to spite others.
That's baiting which is associated with shitposting.
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>>83617553
>there will never be another Obsidian made Fallout
dont be so sure bro
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>>83617941
time to keep being an awful human
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>>83618699
what you think three way relationships can't have meaningful feelings or be a strong relationship? I have to say I disagree, there is no reason why a three way relationship couldnt be as strong or meaningful as any two way one
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>>83618510
>>83618582
>these Notre Dame depictions
>lapis dislikes Jasper at first (phoebus probably wasn't pro-gypsy initially either, maybe like Jasper takes issue with aristocratic gems, pretty easy to imagine)
>peridot wants dat Lazuli for shallow reasons
>nope
>lapis warms up to Jasper and end up together
Noo sign me the fuck up
Make tumblr self-combust
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HEY PEARL
*whips it out
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>>83618510
>>83618582
Who's the Popeye to Lapis' Olive Oyl?
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>>83615556
anon i only have so many smug dededes
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Am I wrong for shipping these two?
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>>83618775
this is a baitpost
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>>83618852
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>>83618852
Yes
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>>83618852
How would they even function together
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>>83618852
yes
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>>83618852
Yes.

>>83618830
P-dot, obviously.
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>>83618852
no, onion is for fug
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>>83618821
I'd be up for endgame Jaspis, honestly. It would cause an absolute buttload of controversy though. Have you seen how some people have reacted to Lapis and Peridot's interactions, calling Peridot an abuser and all that despite the fact that we don't know in detail what actually happened between them? It's going to blow up.
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>>83618830
she draws nice feet
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>>83612038
>Those promos
First one seems like another dream episode.
The second one seems like Kiki's Pizza Delivery Service. So at least we know it's coming soon.
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>>83613153
He's a wild beast.
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>>83618830
Ian drew that some time after Rebecca drew that

But we know how Ian REALLY likes it -- he's liked jaspis porn with lapis dominating on his tumblr (which is now private)
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>>83618896
Why the fuck is anyone being called an abuser? This is a kids show. (you know what I mean)
Tumblr is at it again
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>>83618893
no, onion needs to die
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>>83618215
I didn't let anyone ruin it for me, I just stopped caring much about it eventually.

>>83618247
I never said it was a crack ship. But it not being a crack ship doesn't make it probable in any way. Probable means it's likely to happen/has been heavily hinted at, which Lapidot has not.

And Lapidot shippers have been incredibly annoying the past few weeks. They haven't reached Tumblr Pearlmethyst shippers-tier yet but they're getting there.
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>>83618874
>>83618879
>>83618882
>>83618883
You fucks just don't understand the chemistry between these two.
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>>83618802
Simple, you can't share equal love with two characters. You can only say you do, but it won't actually have any meaning.
>>83618821
Peridot didn't want to make amends with Lapis for shallow reasons though.
If Peridot were to fall for Lapis, doubt they'd be shallow feelings.
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>>83618958
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>>83618939
THIS
fucking tumblrniggers don't know when to cut the shit.
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>>83618939
Tumblr just can't bring themselves to stop.
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>>83617734
But they did mention new vegas tho
In Fah Habba', the Vim! company is being sued over their flavor, Vim! Quartz.
I'm sure you're familiar with Nuka Quartz, a new Nuka flavor that was introduced in New Vegas.

Also in F'arbor, Vera Keys and her movie "Love sets sail" are mentioned too by someone who has a bit of a history with movies, although she doesn't really have a high opinion of Vera
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>>83618958
I was blind to Stonion's power, thanks for showing me the light
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>>83612761
Believe in Steven!
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>>83618939
I stay away from the Tumblr hate bandwagon but I do think there is a certain portion of people on Tumblr that insists that every relationship must be happy and stable from the very first interaction in order to be a healthy one, despite that being very unrealistic. They're...not very good at the concept of forgiveness, really. They hold grudges, just like Lapis Lazuli. That's probably why they think that way - they're seeing it completely from her point of view because they relate to her on a very personal level and not looking at Barn Mates objectively.
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>>83618976
>applying human standards to gems
when they are fused they can share their love equally between the 3 of them
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>>83618944
Let's compromise, first he dies, then I fug
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>>83619009
>not oniven
cam aaaaahn
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>>83619049
Stonionven
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>>83618896
It would certainly be brave of Rebecca to pull it off. Though its not like Tumblr stopped the crew from drawing and posting jaspis art (and apparently they even hung it up all over the CN offices at one point).

This could be some really meaningful shit of hurt and healing, it would be pretty damn beautiful and unheard of in the medium, we know SU loves covering new ground

Pic related is also crew art, both Utena characters are into one another as it turns out, but Lapis' character is manipulative and even sadistic about lording it over the other
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>>83618725
sauce pls
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>>83617886
>someone is clearly got a warped idea of baseball
>"that's not how baseball was played" dialogue option
>this option makes you a fucking rude asshole with no indication of it

what the fuck did they do to you fallout.
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>>83619015
fuck, I have no weed or alcohol
I wanna go buy some, but then I'd have to put on clothes. Gotta figure this shit out though, only 1hr 45mins till the store closes.
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>>83619095
Oh fuck. I couldn't see it was a screenshot on these stupid iPad thumbnails sorry
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>>83618251
Steven sacrifices himself for the greater good.
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>>83619138
Step up your game
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>>83619095
That's why I'd love it. It'd be like an amazing redemption arc, not only for two character but also for the relationship between them. For a show like Steven Universe which likes to give moral message about what is right and wrong when it comes to relationships, it would be really fascinating if they showed a slow, long-term change and development of a relationship between two characters who go from hating each other to respecting, loving and understand each other, and all the challenges that come with the long process.
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>>83619148
How awful would it be if at the end of the series he actually is killed but three days later he regenerates
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>>83618830
Honestly Pearl.
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>>83619158
Yeah
the link to the image for anyone who wants

https://mobile.twitter.com/katiemitroff/status/650528689357090816/photo/1
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>>83618643
Wouldn't that be hilarious?
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>>83618945
The only thing that'll make Lapis and Peridot implausible is if and when one or both develop feelings for another charcater.
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>>83619191
He is pretty much alien Jesus, anon.
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>page 9
>check jotterpad
>forgot to write anything down for the recap

fffffFFFFF-
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>>83619095
>This could be some really meaningful shit of hurt and healing
I've always thought the same thing, but figured it would be far too controversial for them to even consider

Despite the themes of the show the fandom has always had a hard time getting over the previous misdeeds of the characters, can't imagine how they would deal with being expected to forgive something everyone has already automatically (if incorrectly) equalled to rape
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>>83618725
>disgracing hot cougar vidalia by giving her a dick
for shame
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>>83619231
can he turn water into durian juice?
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>>83619095
That's honestly the last thing this show needs.
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>>83619237
well good luck with that report next thread
>>
If Steven is Jesus then who is God
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>>83619237
YOU CAN DO IT LAZ!
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>>83619095
Is that suit on Jasper a Rose of Versailles reference?
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>>83619284
ranger guy
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>>83619253
He fed an crowd of people with only a cookie cat. And was backstabbed by one of his disciples: Lars.
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>>83619131
>needing clothes to buy weed
get a chiller dealer
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>>83619192
>lapearl shippers

i thought your kind went extinct, and with good reason too
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>>83618852
Yes actually, because Steven already has a canon love interest.
Same applies to every non-Steven/Connie relationships.
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>>83618852
Yes actually, because Steven already has a canon love interest.
Same applies to every non-Steven/Connie relationships.
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>>83619238
That's the thing, but to be honest, I feel like it's plausible that they would at least have Lapis and Jasper be friends at the end of the day. Not guaranteed, but just possible. And I fear for those who already hate Barn Mates because they consider Lapis and Peridot's interactions abusive since what Peridot did to Lapis has absolutely nothing on what Jasper did to Lapis.
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>>83619184
yeah that's why i want to see jasper soon she is so different
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>>83619284
Rose
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>>83619284
Rose, following biblical familial ties.
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>>83618251
>steven fuses with the earth itself during the final battle, including all the gems and humans on it, and they see everything "his way"

>he also brings rose back, but she is human (or atleast just gemless)
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>>83619184
That would be great.
And piss off people I don't like, which is even greater.
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>>83619302
>needing a dealer to buy weed
live in a state that's already legalized it
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>>83619284
Steven.
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>>83619289
Jasper and Lapis are dressed as Utena characters.
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>>83619095
Juri and Jasper are actually pretty damn similar same with Shiori and Lapis. I do see Jasper developing a crush on Lapis and Lapis using it to her advantages.
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>>83619095
>>83619238
I don't know, for some reason I've always had the feeling we're going to see a happy, non-hateful Malachite someday. Not necessarily representing romance, just a good platonic relationship.
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>>83619284
there's no god, only steven
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>>83619284
Uncle Grandpa, thank the heavens he is a merciful god.
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>>83619392
>God
>He's going to hell
Satin ya mean.
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>>83619316
More like what Lapis did to Jasper
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>>83619344
>getting shit prices and no friendship free weed deals
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>>83619184
It would start out fuckin' explosive, be engaging the whole time, and the eventual payoff would be all the more sweet and meaningful.

Even if it doesn't pan out this way, the path to their eventual friendship would would amazing. I feel like all of the issues caused by Malachite will only bubble up when these two meet again, and only when that is resolved Lapis can truly warm up (and Jasper)

>>83619238
>there are people who still call Jasper a rapist
This saddens me. We just found out it wasn't even Jasper who dragged her back to earth and interrogated her, it was Peridot. People are quick to judge, this is gonna be a huge message Jasper will eventually impart on the audience once we get to know her

>>83619375
Yeah, I even watched Utena just to better understand why Katie's picked these characters over the others. It fits

>>83619385
Fuck yes. Happy mally is a must one day
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>>83617385
I like this pottery
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>>83619385
That'd be nice, shows a complete Malachite.
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>>83619417
Eh, what they did to each other.
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>>83619428
God it would be a slap to lapisfags to see her be a munipulative bitch to the extent as Shiori was to Juri..Do it Sugar show Lapis's true sadistic nature.
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>>83619458
Lapis was the one to imprison herself and Jasper in the bottom of the ocean.
Jasper could be traumatized.
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>>83619428
I suspect that that's the reason Malachite exists in the first place - to show the state of their initial relationship via the metaphorical fusion concept, and then contrast it later on when Malachite forms again after a very long time has passed since the original fusion wherein Lapis and Jasper have forgiven each other and now have a stable relationship.

The crew could genuinely do something quite symbolic and beautiful with things like Malachite and their relationship.
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>>83617385
>stevonnie as the leader
Why? What could they possibly do that normal Steven couldn't do better since he wouldn't have to worry about Connie making him weaker with all her vulnerable non light body parts in the fusion?
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>>83619520
And Jasper coerced her into it in the first place. They're both as bad as each other. Do we really have to start this ancient discussion?
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Jasper developing romantic feelings for Lapis isn't a bright idea.
Why does Jasper even need to be paired off?
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>>83619537
Connies a fighter whereas steven is a limp dick pile of huggy mush
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>>83619564
Connies a nigger whereas steven is better
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>>83619562
people want Jasper in particular paired off because they want to see her form a healthy fusion
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>>83619562
Jasperfags trying to make a good end for their waifu when she is the closest one to being killed off or removed.
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>>83619616
>>83619616
>>83619616
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>>83617913
I want a vanilla code and some chex mix!
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>>83619537
Steven's body isn't made of light though. That's why disruptors don't work on him
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>>83619623
This close and you still can't wait, come on bro
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>>83619562
We're discussing why we think it's a good idea right now, feel free to explain your disagreement
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>>83619657
Literally page 10
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>>83619537
sword and shield, and a fully grown, athletic, well trained body. instead of two little kids. like they're physically a bigger and stronger person

also connie is more focused and reserved than steven so the combination of their personalities makes a nice balance. probably. we didn't get to see that much of stevonnie

steven defends and connie fights. like yeah, steven will fight if he needs to, but it's not his focus. connie's been taught pearl's ways
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>>83619552
She could have said no and let the gems manhandle J. She could have said no and drowned J like she did as M. She could have just bailed. When Steven found her in a dream, she could have let Steven find her and save her from her own stupid decision. Lapis is retarded and an attention whore.
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>>83619736
>makes a nice balance
Nope, they fell apart as soon as the first stressful situation came rolling along.
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>>83619790
it was their first time
garnet fell apart at her first stressful situation too
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>>83619583
Indian, pleb.
Also, we all originated from niggers.
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