If you could go out for a night of debauchery with one Homestuck

>>83581187
Roxy, duh.

>>83581187
I'm going to say Jane.

Caliborn
He is the lord of time so the night never has to end.

>>83581187
gambling with vriska? And is glub still around?

>>83581187
Do they put out?

i almost missed the guy in the last thread who convinced himself xamag was an "attention whore" who "wasn't interested in homestuck"
what kind of mental gymnastics are these

I, personally, would choose Caliborn, because it'd be hilarious, or Vriska, and then invest that 1 mil into casinos and rip shit up.

Addendum: here is my land appendix
http://pastebin.com/ASHDdYA0

I am still taking land requests, so give me your class, your personality issues that you're willing to divulge (these mainly give me the nature of your quest), and your interests (get specific so i can theme it: if you like science fiction books say science fiction books and not the ever-generic "reading novels")

Also, ongoing class and aspect votes.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418685
http://www.strawpoll.me/10418679
It seems on average that there are more Mages of Void here than normal, which makes total sense.

>>83581512
debauchery includes putting out if you get them sluiced enough

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>>83581187
i'm gonna do so many drugs

>>83581187
aradia and i would take her to a nice restaurant and hotel

>>83581187
dont make threads with a trip on it fucks with filters

>>83581562
From the Last Thread:
Lord of Hope, because I like telling people what to do, but don't like being too pushy about it.
Has a lot of ideas, but never goes through with them because of new ideas and losing momentum. Tends to try to both go along with everything while also wanting to take over the whole thing if something is even remotely off.
Likes theatre, Discworld and Robots.

Ocean stars falling on volume 8 is so good, is it a jade theme?

>>83581562
Who out of /hsg/ would make for the best session. Heir of space here.

>>83581730
Yo Liveblogger, where are you listening to all the soundtracks at?

And also, I don't think I ever thanked you for linking to that Miracle Magic album - shit was pretty good.

>>83581187
Feferi, I imagine she'd be able to let loose and have a wild time within reasonable bounds. I'd appreciate her bubbly, yet forceful personality and given her status as royalty, she'd know how to be frivolous with luxuries. Getting to screw her and have a backup rez/heals is also a huge plus.

>>83581737
ayyy same

Can someone link to the last thread?

>>83581832
check the archives you lazy sack of shit

>>83581730
I think it's a squiddles theme

>>83581802
>>83581737
Not sure how we'd handle frogs, but its all good.

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>>83579970
Sorry it took so long, my computer overheated and crashed
>>83579917
Im still taking some requests

>>83581730
It's a remix of the Ocean Stars song from the Squiddles Album. If memory serves, it was actual a gift to the guy that did the Squiddles Album, who had recently become a father.

There was actually a crazy amount of speculation about the track art after the album came out, because that was right after Cascade and we had no idea where things were going from there.

Jeez, this is bringing up some heavy nostalgia.

>>83581661
my bad, never made a thread for it before.
>>83580499
>>83581693
Here's the executive decision I came up with because it makes sense in my head.
Lords have obnoxiously difficult and tedious quests in terms of physicality, running around, and fightan' to prove that they have the skills necessary to be a Lord.
Muses, meanwhile, have emotionally and mentally draining quests, and planets that actively and maliciously fuck with them more than any other planet.

Anyway
Your Land is the Land of Misery and Crosses
Your consorts, Snakes, live in a desolate, rotten wasteland full of shriveled apple trees that barely give them enough food to live on. Your Denizen, Satan, has erected 616 massive crosses, almost 1/4 or so as tall as a player's house, each, with each one inhabited by a legion of Angels (Eridan style), who drop no grist, are fast and angry as shit, and take forever to kill. They feast off succulent pomegranates day in and day out - you have to paint the entire planet purple and red with stolen pomegranates and kill the 8008 Angels in order to open the gate to Satan's lair, and you have two options: individually slaughter all 478632 Snakes and forsake Hope to have guaranteed life after the game, win or lose, or fight Satan and his resurrected legion of 8008 and gain ultimate dominion over Hope itself.

>>83581339
Why?

>>83582004
based

>>83582004
Cute!

>>83582032
Anyone not brain dead knows that album art means jack shit

if hussie played any closer to his chest all his card would be hearts

>>83581778
I've gone through all of them at least once now. The amount and quality of the music for homestuck is honestly so amazing.
I think the kids color & mayhem may be tied with medium & sburb album for fav.
>>83581872
>>83582032
Neat, I didn't even make the connection, it's a damn good song either way.

>>83582222
>if hussie played any closer to his chest all his card would be hearts
I'm going to have to steal that for later use

>>83582222
...? This was like 5 years ago man, things were a little different back then. The album came out right after Cascade, but before we first saw Jane. Nobody had any idea where Hussie was going to take the story, threads were non stop speculation.

Then this album comes out, and every song has a very clear inspiration...except for Ocean Stars Falling, which was this out of nowhere beautiful squiddle thing, and the art was some unknown girl, maybe a Heart player. Of course we talked about it.

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>>83582334
i thought it was kind of dumb

just noticed those 2iisck diigiit2 though

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also posting the lands that people made based on my descriptions that you guys requested.

Land of Castles and Conquerers
Your Consorts, the Mules, live in a series of castles connected by large chain bridges that hover above a vast sea of lava. Your quest is to defeat your denizen and drain the sea so that the castles can land on solid ground.

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Land of Visions and Curses
Your land is a tall deciduous forest inhabited by the Grizzlies, impressively ornery and lazy beasts. The trees of this forest are all grey, with black and white leaves constantly drifting down like television static. The Grizzlies have been mostly put to permanent hibernation by your Denizen, and need to be roused from their slumber in order to free the land.

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Land of Cults and Chandeliers
The land is made of giant chandeliers that have been unpowered for millennia, keeping the planet shrouded in darkness from the brick roof above. Each chandelier shines a different light and is home to a different color of Chameleon - you need to turn on all the chandeliers in order to unite the tribes.

I can't believe Aradia did that with nothing but her bare feet!

If >>88888888 isn't vriska i swear to god

>>83582404
I mean it's not profound or anything

But I like it and it's something I can pretend to have come up with myself so people can think that I'm witty

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>no one has said Ms. Paint

Seriously?

>>83582478
H-Hot.

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>>83582478
How does she do it?

>>83581187
Terezi. Just like her personality.

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>>83582004

>>83581562
i'm either mage of doom or mage of space, depending on which test i take and how i feel. i'm more drawn towards MOD but got space results often enough that i've opened my mind to it.
i have issues with anxiety/paranoia/depression, i flip between being totally okay (neutral mode) and totally destroyed. i have an aversion to failure and can't stand not doing an excellent job at whatever i do, so i'm either at 0% or 150% energy output. no middle ground, do it right or don't do it at all.
i like familiarity in my hobbies and have a tendency towards sweet and heartwarming stories. i regularly work my way through rereads of favourite children's fantasy series. i like video games but i tend to stick to low impact franchises that don't change much and feature a lot of categorising/organising/collecting (pokemon, animal crossing). i also like knitting, because it's organising wool into a pattern, and something soothingly fiddly to do with my hands.

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>>83580006

>>83582925
10/10 GOAT

>>83582781
that first paragraph was literally me a few years ago

protip: neutral mode is probably just 'totally destroyed' in disguise

What would be the title of someone who makes people not angry? Thief/Rogue of Rage? Or does that still imply there's lots of anger and it just got moved?

>>83582437
>>83582457
>>83582474
Damn shame glub didn't get to mine.

>>83583098
maid of hope
sorry fuccboi

>>83583098
Prince of Rage can destroy anger, Thief of Rage can steal anger for themselves and Rogue has to give the anger to someone else, and Maid of Hope can create happiness, since Hope is Rage's antithesis

>>83583098
Prince of rage maybe

what homestuck remixes should i listen too

>>83583344
Dance of Oblivion

>>83582781
first off, see a therapist

Land of Latticework and Strands
Your land is a multitiered cake (not literally) of structures, starting with crisscrossing roads of bedrock, and then dirt, compressed sandstone, trees, etc, all the way up to a snow-covered mountain layer. There is no pattern or rhyme or reason, and the map-making Myrmecolions are highly distrustful of strangers. Their culture revolves around finding imperfections and introspecting, and so you will need to prove that you can do that to gain access to their maps. Or, you can forge ahead and try to find the Denizen, Chimera, yourself. Either way, good luck.

>>83583412
Is he is a mage of space, wouldnt his land be with Frogs in the name?

>>83583476
I'm going with Mage of Doom

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>>83583152
>>83583156
Okay, I'll be the maid of hope. Maybe I'll take up broomkind and really own it instead of trying to downplay the maid part.

>>83583096
yeah, i know. it's more like "trying not to lose your shit" and then "losing your shit".

>>83583412
thanks bro. therapy is on the to do list, just below 'making enough money to afford it'

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condy a cute!

>>83583964
i want condy to step on me.

>>83583964
best blood caste

>>83582925
BEST

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>>83583964

CHECK YOUR EMAILS
ITS HERE

uHHHH, aFTER I RAPE VRISKA NOBODY WILL THINK IM, uSELESS AGAIN

>>83584072
i want them on my face

>>83584072
SOURCE SOURCE SOURCE

>>83584028
>>83584033
>>83584072
My brothers

>>83581187
porrim

>>83584273
local anonymous

>>83584072
where's the version with cum?

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>>83582457
>>83582437
reposting the third pic in case the or is here and missed it

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Name some characters Hussie has ruined

>>83584344
the list of characters he didn't ruin would be shorter

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>>83583964
Sucks that this fight never got recreated and it was just Condy herself for Collide. That would have been an actual superchallenge instead of just a henchwoman miniboss fight. Lots of ways the dragon could've got into the session, and say what you will about everything else but Homestuck's dragons are fucking awesome.

>>83584302
you got enough on your plate already or
i mean i think mine's impossible to draw but

>>83584273
anon drawfriend
but someone bitched at them when they posted it for how long it took so who knows if they'll come back

>>83584344
At first I thought you meant Davesprite or Nepeta but yeah even Davepetasprite's direction after creation, short as that was, went nothing but downward.

>>83584392
aw man
was it in the last thread? would like to find the original post

>>83584409
a day or so ago

>>83584302
Hey, i missed requesting something in the last thread, i'll just leave it here if you've still got space. i didn't save a screencap, so i'll paraphrase it:

Land of Stupor And Axes (originally Land of Solos and Axes)

A blend between medieval castles and heavy metal concert stages, the native Axolotls are natural rockstars. But a pall (a blend of darkness and fog) hangs over the land, sapping the consorts of their inspiration and drive, leaving the stages quiet and dark except for an errant-plucked string here and there. This pall is propagated by the denizen Hypnos, and he must be dealt with to inspire the consorts (concerts?) to rock out once more.

Ryan North says Hiveswap's development's "last problems have been conquered", do we believe him?

>>83584072
the things i would do to touch them...

>>83584392
Leave it hstg to complain about artists who do commissions and then chase off artists who do requests

>>83584392
wwhens jackquest comin back

>>83584273
Are footfags an exploitable demographic in the same way furries are - ie draw for them and you make loads of money and feel demeaned forever afterwards?

>>83584439
has ryan north ever lied before?

>>83584439
I don't trust anyone fucked in the head enough to call Andrew Hussie a friend.

>Aradia sucking cock in a filthy alleyway for money to buy food, dead-eyed and soulless
>Nepeta caught in the wilderness, pinned down by a violent wildman as she screams and cries
>Kanaya cornered at a fashionable ball and forced into a quiet side room, overpowered and struggling to maintain her air of dignity underneath a rutting brute
>Terezi under her boss's desk, working his shaft while trying to keep her distaste off her face, thinking of the law internship she desperately needs
>Vriska in over her head at the bad part of town, screaming that she'll kill them all while her bony ass is ravaged by laughing thugs
>Feferi in chains at the feet of the Condesce, now just a special reward for the burly conquerors who win her mistress's favor

>>83584459
no footfags aren't loaded like furries are
if they could pay for their porn they wouldn't resort to whining on internet forums all the time

>>83584439
Could mean the last artists position they needed to hire are filled, would co-inside with what we learned last thread at least. When and where did he say it? Twitter I presume.

http://twitter.com/skullmandible/status/740250810819317760

is this hiveswap

>>83584539
do ones for the male trolls

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>>83584435
i don't know if i should pronounce that "low-sah" or "low-say"

maybe low-SAAAAAH~?

>>83584539
do a better one for aradia that one isn't hot

>>83584392
It took him 10 hours! I had to say something. I'm sure he was fine with it.

>>83584624
almost definitely
"hmm hiveswap takes place in the 90s, what was popular in the 90s"
"oh yeah pogs"

>>83584381
is that a dare
post it
>>83584435
saved
>>83582437
by the way, do you save those somewhere, like a pastebin or a blog or whatever. because you should and you should give me a link so I can pick some to draw sometimes.

>>83584565
Today, Reddit AMA.

>>83584624
yeah but not hiveswap money
if you read the replies it's implied its his own

>>83584439
No. Not after Squirrel Girl.

>>83584695
"Land of Crafts and Artisans
Your land is a mishmash of imitated lands from elsewhere in your session, as well as prospit and derse: think the amusement park version of everything. Your consorts are the Platypi, who dress up as carapacians and the other land's consorts. Your Denizen is Narcissus, who lives in a blank black and white landscape opposite of your house's location: you either must kill him or help him create someplace unique in order to make your land your own."
sadly it's not impossible in a fun way like land of kleins and penrose stairs

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>>83584685
>"...it took you 10 hours to draw that?"

>>83584718
Well it seems like the most logical interpretation of that statement, at least in my mind. Given that you never truly know what issues you're likely to face, doubly so for a project already laden with many issues over its duration. But there's every chance he's speaking vapors, or even less likely he's telling the truth and the project is in it's final stretch.

>>83584302
dude, your style is spot-on

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>When Aradia consumed the souls of an entire dream bubble because they forgot to make her breakfast.

Why do people like this insufferable bitch again?

>>83584695
http://pastebin.com/ASHDdYA0

If you do mine, try and post the name or description with it for cataloguing

>>83584685
you fucked it up for everyone
forever

hussie and north wrote the whole story of hivebent together in the span of a week at the start of the project

that being the case, hivebent should be just as satisfying as other things that hussie had planned out four years in advance

>>83584685
not cool, dude

>>83584812
Any new commission wank or is it all profiles still?

>>83584072
>>83584392
searched around the archive and turns out it was actually my request they filled. cool!

>>83584685
fuck you!

>>83584812
Yes. That is the thing I said. I stand by it.

>>83584906
No man, there was context, it was funny, were just palling around like a couple of pals. Everything's fine.

>>83584872
can she even do that

>>83584891
Nice.

>>83584981
yes

>>83585003
well shit

are dream bubbles the midichlorians of homestuck

>>83584921
hivebent and hiveswap are two different things retard

>>83585196
oops yeah I know but I can't help it if I accidentally swap them

>>83585097
I can understand the parallel, in so much as both took away much from an interesting concept in a story that didn't exactly need a fully explanation, the force and death in sburb respectively. But where midichlorians were just an entirely awful idea with no positves whatsoever, dream bubbles were just a poorly utilised narrative concept.

They reduced the impact of death heavily, instead of making it a double-edged sword that could either help or hinder the living, given they were supposedly a product of the Horrorterrors who opposed creation.

any more land requests for me before I peace out for a couple of hours maybe?

>>83585265
Man remember how the horrorterrors basically disappeared from the story as any sort of influence
Instead they became DINDU NUFFIN bystander casualties in English's ghostbusting crusade

>>83585339
You deserve a rest after spitting out that many concepts. I'd get fucking exhausted coming up with so damn many.

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>>83584954
You kind of seem like an ass. Who complains about free drawings anyway?

>>83585339
What're you doin exactly? Your posts seem fun

I got my tablet today but i'm sick as fuck, i'll draw for you guys when i'm feelin better

>>83585366
>>83585265
hussie should have finished a story arc with the 8 kids

then did the troll perspective

then have them meet up for the finale, with the cherub snippets mixed in

his "signature style" of swapping to a completely new and unwanted but of characters just as shit got real just fucked up pacing and the scope creep completely derailed and quality control he had

>>83584302
Are you still taking requests, or are you landed out for a while?

>>83585428
When I say I have an imagination tumor, I'm not joking - it's constantly giving me ideas, and when I don't let out my thoughts enough I get entirely psychosomatic stress headaches.

>>83585434
Give me your class, your interests, and whatever personality and mental issues you have you're willing to divulge, and I will craft a land, consorts, denizen, and quest for you.

>be WV
>be mayor of can town, a small island city state
>the city with the lowest crime rates in the world
>almost no interracial violence, trolls are seen as equals
>proud of your city
>come home from work
>tidy up a bit since you know you're having guests over
>wonder where your wife is
>always comes home on time
>get a call from her
>she says she's going to be coming home late
>must be true since you heard someone else's voice in there and she sounded out of breath
>lot of rustle going on in the post office again probably
>door bell rings
>it's one of your old friends and currently one of the four rulers of the planet, mr strider
>ask him where the other stider is
>says he couldn't make it
>starts to talk to you about needing to start implementing mandatory time police officers in the city
>tell him that time police are not necessary, trolls are free to use their powers and no violence has occurred in your city
>says sorry lil buddy that's what just passed
>sigh
>tell him that it could be catastrophic for the city
>says he doesn't give a fucking shit mayor, you listen to us alright?
>he apologizes for getting out of line
>say its ok
>tfw he gets too close
>tfw he's doing that weird thing where he whispers into your ear
>tfw he's starting to reach into your pants again
>he says you were always his favorite
>always made him feel better
>tfw you wish your wife was home so she would make dave stop
>tfw you just have to take it and hope for the best

>>83585339
considering it was your idea originally, would you mind maybe updating your pastebin with the embellishments i made to the concept you gave to me with this one >>83584435

unless you'd prefer it to just be your own

>>83582781
>so i'm either at 0% or 150% energy output. no middle ground, do it right or don't do it at all.
This is me so hard
Didn't study for a test today so I just sat there doing nothing because I knew I would get a meh grade and I didn't even care enough to open the first page

>>83584989

Land of Charts and Spines

Your land has a crisscrossed sky like Esper in M:TG, with 720 points of light that hang above, 36 bright spots at important locations, and then 6 Brighter Spots that help you locate the temples that are oh-so important to your Consorts, the Porcupines, that have been scattered across the land. The land itself is made up of needle-like mountains raised high into the sky, with the six highest contacting the Brightest Points, and paths deep between the spires.

>Are you a bad enough dude to draw a shitload of spikes and lights?

>>83585434
Personally I don't understand why all artists are so thin-skinned. Y'all need to buck the fuck up man it was a joke.

>>83585366
Well that's what weirded me out about them and the dream bubbles. What purpose did they serve for the Horrorterrors themselves? Or were they just a naturally occurring thing they produced, if so shouldn't there be other failed sessions inhabitants in them?

Perhaps you could say the ones specific to the inhabitants of the session in question are visible to them, but then again the question becomes what purpose do they serve for the Horrorterros as the inhabitants of the bubbles seem able to interact with the active sessions, meaning they can help it succeed for seemingly no detriment.

>>83583098
Bard of Rage as well, gamzee was chill as fuck when he was 'inviting the destruction of rage' and still believed in miracles.

>>83585434
Loki, what tablet do you use?

>>83585571
Pretty shit joke all things considered. Best to keep it to yourself in future considering they're producing free content.

>>83585573
No, the only reason the trolls/kids had them was because Feferi specifically asked them to set it up.

>>83585499
Is it just the same guy writing these depressing epilogue fanfics each thread

>>83585649
probably

>>83585649
yeah

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>>83585631
lokis got a sweet new cintiq and im going to steal it from her

>>83585646
Yeah, see that's the weird part. Why the fuck did they agree? What could Feferi possibly have on them or offer to them to get them to produce something that would direct oppose their goals as the dream bubbles do.

>>83585684
I hope she likes pressure sensitivity issues.

>>83585573
They served as bait to get LE to not kill the horrorterrors.

>>83585704
feferi convinced her lusus (a horrorterror) to convince the others

or she could've promised they could eat the bubbles when they were done, who knows

>>83585704
Feferi's Lusus, I'd imagine

>>83585571
The weird thing is that the artist that got called slow was actually apologizing for taking so long. He didn't seem to have much of an ego at all. But artists are a valuable resource so everyone flips out at the thought of losing one.

>>83585704
Did you forget the part where she was feeding and taking care of a horrorterror for 13 years
They owed her a favor and it wasn't much effort on their part

>>83585704
English was killing them if you remember. We're supposed to believe it was an elaborate self-preservation attempt.

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>>83585498
Oh that sounds awesome, I'll try writing info up for me if you're free.

>>83585631
I used an Intuos3 6x11" tablet for like 6-8 years, I just upgraded to a Cintiq 13HD after that one died.

>>83585736
What?

>>83585571
>Personally I don't understand why all artists are so thin-skinned.


DAY IN. AND DAY OUT. I BRING HOME THE FUCKING BACON.

I ACCOMPLISH ENOUGH PREMIUM CONTENT. TO CHOKE YOUR GLUTTONOUS CANDY HOLES. WHICH SERVE TO BARELY MUFFLE YOUR NOISY CRAVINGS. FOR MORE AND FOR MORE.

AND I DO THIS, FOR WHAT???

UNGRATEFULTUDE.

>>83585771
I am free right now, enjoying my week old fridge costco pizza

that's one thing i really like about America - Costco

>>83585738
>>83585743
>>83585744
I suppose there's two good reasons right there. Feferi having sway with her lusus and LE bait. I just wish it'd be touched on a bit more, given how hilariously broken something like the dream bubbles are. Especially considering the inhabitants can interact with the actual session. Even just a mention of the Horrorterrors being desperate enough to forego their war on the cycle of existence to ensure their own continued existence in a rather ironic twist. Surely that'd be right up Hussie's Alley, showing that even these god-like beings are desperate to survive by any means.

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You are a moron if you think Hiveswap will be anything but terrible

>>83585900
You have zero (0) proof that I won't personally find it amazing.

>>83585771
This is literally the cutest Homestuck pic available.

Just came up with a new aspect test, try it out. Pick your three favorite story genres from this list.

Myth
Tragedy
Comedy
Romance
Fantasy
Adventure
Political Intrigue
Drama
Mystery
Fable/Aesop
Dark Fantasy
Storytelling

>>83585978
Myth, Tragedy, Adventure

>>83585978
Dark Fantasy, Tragedy, and Drama

>>83585978
Fantasy, Dark Fantasy, Comedy

>>83585942
>development so unorganized that the budget is almost gone and has to be downgraded to 2d
>episodic
>inspired by broken age, a game that has extremely little to no actual gameplay, all of the budget spent on celebrity voice actors
>originally was planned to have no direct ties to the comic or trolls but now literally revolves around trolls and the playable characters are directly related to the egberts and harleys

>>83585900
i think it will be unremarkable. after all of this development hell, if it ever comes out, it will be the blandest by-the-numbers execution of the original concept, designed entirely just to fill the quota of "making a game" and not offend any backers. it will leak out of our collective conciousnesses inside of six months

>>83585978
where's sci-fi?

>>83585978
Comedy
Adventure
Mystery

>>83581554
well she was interested in homestuck but still an attention whore
like most homestuck fans
great artist tho

>>83585978
Storytelling isn't a genre. And where's horror? Thriller? Sci fi? Action?

>>83585990
Light

>>83585978
my brain immediately went "sci-fi, horror" but they're absent so

myth, fantasy, fable

>>83586068
You got me!

>>83585978
Fantasy
Adventure
Political Intrigue

I am very boring.

>>83585978
Comedy, Mystery, Adventure

>>83585978
Fantasy, Adventure, Romance.

>>83586012
Hope
>>83586040
Breath

>>83585978
Comedy
Fantasy
Mystery

so, pretty much Terry Pratchett

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>How did Captain Snoop get from Problem Sleuth to Homestuck?

>>83585978
comedy, political intrigue, myth

>>83586216
Didn't mean to greentext that

if you have respect for your work, this is a reminder to never date your comic with memes, pop culture references or anything else that would be lost to someone consuming your work in say 10 years

see: hussie and obama and countless other shit he's stuffed into the comic

>>83585978
comedy
fantasy
storytelling

>>83585978
Fantasy, Adventure, Romance

>>83586281
Not even dated. It's still funny.

>>83585978
Myth
Fantasy
Adventure

>>83586281
Homestuck was Obama's entire presidency

>>83586309
yeah, because we're still living in it
won't be funny years from now or to most serial readers doing it all in one go

>>83586281
I just don't like when post-2009 pop culture rears its ugly head. It's just weird when Act 1 treats The Dark Knight like recent movie and then the middle of the comic has pony and Adventure Time gifs and then the ending has a full on Undertale reference.

>>83586281
i remember it being kind of jarring when dave started talking about obama like it was something he gave a shit about
like what 13 year old cares about the presidency that much to think about it at all, let alone years later once the world was destroyed

>>83586349
Usually mentioning presidents in America doesn't date a work. There are plenty of works out there that mention Nixon, Kennedy, Washington, Lincoln, Jackson... you get the picture. There's no doubt Obama will be something people remember in 10 years.

>>83586349
When was the last time ICP was relevant? Like, 2008?

>>83586385
because it's literally twoish years later in the comic when those other refs come up

>>83586399
Dave had his Obama rap right in the middle of the 2012 election. Andrew had to show his support somehow!

>>83586003
Rage
>>83586078
Space maybe hope
>>83586119
Mind
>>83586142
Hope or Heart
>>83586196
Breath maybe

What did I just do to myself

And I'd say horror is either Mystery if the protagonist survives or just never finds out what happened, Dark Fantasy if they don't, or find out what happens and realized its absolutely fucked.

Sci fi is kinda a mix of fantasy and adventure, but it's more an aesthetic like steampunk.

>>83586462
>Hope or Heart
Gotta choose one man, put the test to the test so to speak.

>>83585978
Myth, Comedy, Dark Fantasy

>>83586462
>science fiction
>aesthetic
>not a genre
i think i just got cancer from reading that

I CAME HERE AS FAST AS I COULD

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>>83585875
>Sylph of Space or Seer of Heart
>drawing, gaming, sleeping
>takes on too many projects, usually unable to deliver on things; detail oriented/nitpicky and overly critical; has difficulty expressing themselves in person even though others can open up to them

>>83586542
oh my god i hate garage band so much
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS METRONOME SHIT

PAWFEET

>>83585900
>>83586015
i will never understand why hussie didnt have TOG sign a contract, or why he hired a bunch of 3d artists and rented a studio on literally one of the most expensive streets in the whole entire fucking country only to scrap all the work they did in the end after about a year

>>83586657
>The other TOG still hasn't finished Barkley 2
Fuck.

>>83586462
Are you fucking serious? You don't know a damn thing about genres. Horror can be horror even if there's absolutely no mystery to it, and dark fantasy doesn't even have to include mystery, you fucking retard. Horror, mystery, and dark fantasy are three extremely different and identifiable genres.

>>83586216
wow I don't remember this page at all

>>83586567
(seer of heart because fuck frogs)
Land of Wool and Courts
Your land is made up of many kinds of fabric - cotton fields and wool trees with linen clouds hanging in the sky, gently fluttering down to earth and being blown back upwards by air geysers. There are many, many castles constructed from wool and yarn, and your consorts, the Sheep, plot amongst themselves endlessly, trying to come up with a plan to defeat Morpheus, lord of Sleep, but whenever one of them comes up with something that might work, an enchantment put by Morpheus makes them reject the plan. You need to collect them, assess which ones will be most effective in weakening Morpheus's hold, and wage an extensive war from many angles using the Sheep's plans.

>>83586528
Heart then
>>83586540
hey man, there are only twelve aspects. what makes it a sci fi story? exploration? thats an adventure. Discovering stange new worlds and species? Fantasy.
>>83586535
Rage
>>83586331
Hope
>>83586289
Hope
>>83586285
Time
>>83586231
life

>>83586835
The high level of technology.

>>83586820
>Catherine.jpg

>>83586657
>i will never understand why hussie didnt have TOG sign a contract

He did. He got most of his money back from TOG. He could have gotten it all back, but he didn't want to get embroiled in a court case when they had already cost him so much time. Chasing around TOG trying to figure out what they were doing was a big part of what Hussie was doing during the Gigapause.

As for scrapping the 3D artstyle, well, it happens. Go look up what happened during the production of Tangled, there's a reason that movie cost so much to make. Honestly, 2D fits the game way, way better than 3D, so it'll probably be a good thing in the long run.

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>>83586820
>land of fabric
>sheep consorts
Goddamn, that's so cute! Thanks a lot!

>>83586699
Soon.

>>83585465
Stories don't have arcs.

>>83586893
>comparing a kickstarter game to something made by fucking disney

>>83586893
3D Joey was way more cute.

>>83586820
morpheus is actually the god of dreams

hypnos is the god of sleep, and is half-related to death

>>83586567
Loki, you play games? What kind of games? /hsg/ should play more games together, we need to prep our teamwork for if Sburb turns out to be real.

>>83586904
You're welcome.

Still open, if I haven't gotten round to doing every damn person here.

>>83586958
yare yare

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Chameleon cultists

Just look at this cute lil' motherfucker

Gotta re-light those chandeliers. Going from the whole "consorts steal your bedsheets and form a cult" thing.

>>83586893
>As for scrapping the 3D artstyle, well, it happens. Go look up what happened during the production of Tangled, there's a reason that movie cost so much to make. Honestly, 2D fits the game way, way better than 3D, so it'll probably be a good thing in the long run.

Either way that just shows what a total moron with money he was and unable to think ahead. It's not secret that 3D artists are expensive as hell, not to mention renting a studio on fucking wall street. I wonder how much money was used up for the rent over that year of work. It's no surprise that it's being paid out of pocket now.

>>83586835
Technology makes it science fucktion, you dunce. It doesn't have to be a fucking space opera or trip to another world. Science fiction can be just as simple as a team of programmers/computer analysts working together as a team to stop a very harmful computer virus or a story of a competition between company 1 and company 2 to build some ultra-new and innovative tech so they can snatch the patent or something.

>>83587011
i just made an unholy noise that sounded like a hamster getting squished (it was a good noise dw)

I think the chameleon noise would be BLEPBLEPBLEPBLEPBLEP

>>83586934
Yes. Two projects that were being created with one art style in mind, and then scrapped a huge amount of work to switch to a different one. They differ in scale, because Disney lost way, way more money than Hussie did, because they had a much, much bigger budget.

>>83586835
Then have 24 genres to pick from and assign two to each aspect

>>83587093
i dont think you understand, disney can afford to change artstyle deep into development, that's a thing they can do
that's not a thing a kickstarter can do

How do I art

>>83581562
Mage of Time. Solitary and lonely, mostly through my own efforts. A bit abrasive and cruel at times. Cold and distant. I enjoy: scientific research, particularly physics; science fiction; military strategy and tactics; plotting world domination; cooking and baking.

>>83587174
use the eraser tool

>>83587174
1.) Draw something bad
2.) Repeat step 1 till you get something good

>>83587066
Now I'm imagining dumb stuff like them getting over excited and accidentally getting stuck to the ceiling with their tongues. BLEP

Office spaces in the financial district range from 10k-20k a month
Over the year that would have taken up 120k-240k of the budget.
This isn't counting the high end PCs needed for 3D artists too.

>>83587174
like you write or sculpt or sing: consume good stuff like you need it to live, put your nose to the grindstone, and create and create and create until the result stops being shit.

>>83587284
you're forgetting the big thing which is wages for people who live in new york

>>83587066
Sadly the only sounds they really produce are hisses, if anything at all.

BILL
BOLIN
WAS
RIGHT

>>83587174
Give up now.

>>83587234
BLEP
>>83587180
Land of Doomsdays and Frost
This land is encased in a thorough layer of ice and snow, with great Grand Canyon-like valleys that nest the Boars in the crevasses, subsisting on what meltwater they can. Boars are incredibly stubborn and unwilling to work for you unless you help them perfect their explosive devices. They are given the materials to make these devices by your Denizen, Zhongli Quan, and if you don't help them, eventually they'll begin to figure the explosives out yourself - and then, if you don't make nice, they'll have no reason to not test them on that squishy looking human. Either befriend as many Boars as possible, or convince Zhongli Quan to take away their explosives, or just kill him. Up to you.

>>83587005
Page of Breath

I keep getting Breath on tests, even though I don't really feel much connection to it. I also get Page fairly often, for some reason.

Hilariously, I'm a Taurus, and ever since Tavros was introduced I've been increasingly aggravated at how much we have in common. I always tried to play that off as actually liking the Summoner though. I guess I'm mostly just frustrated by how much wasted potential Tavros had, I sympathized a lot with HB.

I got a degree in English because it was fun and now I make juice for a living. And while I am basically a god at making juice, lately I've started to feel like I'm wasting some creative potential somewhere. Have a lot of friends that I care deeply about but never talk to.

>>83587174
Start at the bottom and work up. It doesn't matter if you suck at first - even if you started right now and had no experience, if you make a sincere attempt (and don't spam threads with lots of attempts), people will appreciate the effort taken. Even in a place like 4chan - I can tell you that from experience.

And then you do it again, and again, and you get a bit less crap each time.

>>83587150
Hussie had millions of dollars to make an adventure game. He should have been able to afford something like that.

I mean, he didn't, but it's the principal of the thing. He had a safety net, even a big change like that shouldn't have broken him. Even if it did.

>>83587383
i wonder what noises axolotls would make, considering they're normally totally aquatic

probably just another glub/blub sound

>>83586742
i mean youre not wrong, they are seperate, defined things, but you gotta see where im coming from
>>83585978
this test works by taking these genres of stories and trying to see what aspects are most important to that type of story. each one of these genres has a major aspect to it, and several minor ones. the major one gives two points, minor ones give one point and after chosing three i tally up the points. if two are tied for first, then i see which aspects opposite has more points. the problem is im not some lit major, just a fuck who can like making up stuff. i tried matching what sort of stories all the characters of a certain aspect like with a genre, and then when i couldnt (what the fuck would dave, caliborn, aradia and damara collectively like?) i just picked whatever might match what that aspect means, and thus storytelling for time, i know its not a real genre, im not that autistic

the idea is even if the aspect isnt a perfect match to your psyche, the quest you get will be something you'd enjoy engaging in

>>83587370
No he wasn't, Hussie's got many problems but having an extra raving lunatic on his back would only have been another.

>>83587174
Watch people livestream art on picarto, it gives you a sense of how to approach drawing

>>83587448
>Hussie had millions of dollars to make an adventure game. He should have been able to afford something like that.
no he shouldn't of, even double fine went with 2D off the bat and they still ran out of money

>>83586988
right now league, overwatch, and some single player games

>>83587455
>we never learned what sound the turtles make

>>83587485
Double Fine was a pack of morons and spent most of their money on celebrity voice actors.

Hussie got $2.5 million to make a more advanced version of a flash he had already made. He should have been fine.

>>83587174
look up some tutorials
learn how to draw simple forms like spheres, cubes and stuff
then practice humans, learn about how to draw gesture and see the gesture in everyday poses.
learn color theory, start coloring things with simple shading and move up from there until you learn about directional lighting and how to shade with colors. practice every day if you can, make sure to draw for fun though.
find a community of artists of varying levels and make some friends, show them your art and ask for critique
never give up

>>83587517
i need more overwatch friends

>>83587533
probably this noise https://youtu.be/X2QOU9S9obE?t=14

>>83587517
gross

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>>83587005
How 'bout me? I'm >>83583098 and >>83583511
Maid of Hope (male).

>>83587573
>those sounds
My poor sides

>>83587536
theres also all of the kickstarter rewards they had to pay to manufacture and mail to people, a lot of which havent been made yet like the art book and the phsyical copies of the game on disc and flash drive format

>>83587517
mains?

>>83587623
I make the same sounds, this is weird.

>>83587595
i need personality and interests and maybe personality issues

>>83587573
what the FUCK

>Ovipositive soundtrack

>>83587831
NNNH

>>83587856
shit
>>>83587573

>>83587856
so much to do so much to see

>>83587856
>>83587873
rose scarouses all the turtles, and that's why they're all shaking. surrounding her is a chorus of NNNH's

>>83587831
i learned about this when some dude made a video responding to negative comments and had clips of this video playing in response, mixed in with some league gameplay

>>83587121
thats actually a good idea, thank you
>>83587053
>science fucktion
well memed, but what aspect does technology directly relate to? what emotion does technology belie?
>>83586126
Life, dont know how i missed you

>>83587774
I always stay positive (or neutral at worst) and take objective task-based assessments of problems that help people get through them.

I love RPGs, tabletop and otherwise, making software and quiet time.

Issues... I suppose I'm easily overwhelmed by too many unrelated things going on. And loud noises frighten me off like a rabbit.

That enough?

>>83587383
Great. Sounds like fun.

>>83587956
science-fiction vs fantasy

science and logic vs romantic mysticisim

you could use the genres low or high fantasy to differentiate between them

>>83587385
Land of Windmills and Citrus
Your land is a fruity, orange and yellow field of many citrus fruits, mostly oranges and lemons, but also limes, grapefruits, etc. that your consorts, the Orioles, constantly harvest and consume, with grand wooden windmills dotting the landscape, powering nothing. Your denizen, Persephone, has cut off the rivers from the windmills, turning the water stagnant and sickening, poisoning the citrus supply - you must reset the windmills to get the rivers flowing again, and only then, will the Orioles reveal the entrance to Persephone's lair.

>>83587956
>>83588100
low fantasy/sci-fi is mostly mundane with only limited or very restricted fantastic aspects

high fantasy is like harry potter and star wars/star trek, where the amazing magic/technology gets thrown around willy-nilly

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>>83588152
classpect anon: I dare you to tel me what classpect I'd need for this land, and what's the lore for it.

I thought that low fantasy was more personal and close to the heroes, while high fantasy is more Lord-of-the-Rings-esque with a grand scale and an epic journey and a more defined good-vs-evil conflict.

>>83588236
I think the player would have to be a genderswapped Sweet Bro.

who gives a shit about fucking genres
it doesnt tell you jack shit about your potential classpect so shut the fuck up already jesus christ

>>83588316
i dont get why these threads suddenly devolved into bullshit classpect speculation the past few days

Can you believe Aradia was able to do that with nothing but her bare feet?

>>83588236
No.
>>83588051
Land of Gongs and Cannons
Your land is a series of Samurai-Pirate Ships that travel the bubbling turquoise seas, who have two inhabitants, the Tanuki and the Kappa. They constantly bicker and fight, being set against each other by your denizen, Susano-o: you need to either kill Susano-o or convince him to make them stop fighting, before they destroy the usable land and wood in your land.

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>>83588354
gee i wonder why

>>83588354
nofunallowed.png

>>83588152
That sounds wonderful. I think I win the award for best smelling land, at least once I get the rivers flowing again. Persephone eh? Sounds like a babe. I'll make her some juice IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HAHAHA

>>83588387
Is Trizza just going to ape old memes?
Is sure hope Mama Luigi, Dr. Rabbit, and Dr. Robotnik's pingas make an appearance in Hiveswap.

>>83588420
Excellent get, my friend

>>83588449
Holy fuck, yes.

>>83588449
dancing wiggler WHEN

>>83588384
Why is Susan being so mean though

>>83588354
You're just lucky we haven't gotten around to giving classpects to characters from other works. Don't make me bust out my Homestuck/Overwatch crossover fic.

>>83588449

I'd much prefer Gutsman's Ass to get a mention, if only for the things they can do with it.

>>83588535
He wants to teach you a lesson, like any other Denizen.

They are game constructs made specifically to teach you a lesson, or kill you in the process. Sburb is a game, aside from making to universe, to make you grow, and the Denizens, and the things they do on your planets, are one of the main ways that's supposed to happen (in a normal session, at least).

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Let's say this happens.
What are the new endgame ships?

>>83588601
Roxy forever alone, will never get over John
Jake forever alone, Dave snatched Jane away from her
Kanaya forever alone, kills herself after Rose.

DaveJane
Karezi

>>83588635
but dave is kill

>>83588635
Pay attention for once

>>83588635
>Dave snatched Jane away from her
Dave's fucking dead

>>83588601
Jane would rape Jake. Roxy would join for a threesome.
Dirk would get with Karkat.
Terezi and Kanaya would hook up.

>>83588669
>>83588676
>>83588661
Oh whoops, that's completely my derp.

Um...

Eveyrone kills themselves, except Terezi, who masturbates in their blood.

>>83588635
>DaveJane
Dave's dead.
>Karezi
She doesn't need him.

I see you liked my pics enough to post them on your tumblr, Classpectanon.

tfw people like your pics. Feels good man.

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>>83584539
good

now do one for Eridan

>>83588715
classpectanon has a tumblr?

>>83588715
:3

>>83588715
this reads like an alien trying to meme

Remember when hussie was in a softcore porno?

>>83588748
It's 4:26am. I might as well be

>>83588715
>>83588748
Holy fuck I can't stop laughing

so the consensus is add Sci-Fi, Horror, Action, Thriller, and a couple other genres

so for those of you who took this
>>83585978
what did you think
http://www.strawpoll.me/10427660

>>83588731
classpectanon.tumblr.com

>>83588601
I wouldn't have any, I'd just enjoy the story for regular reasons. The remaining shippables aren't actually interesting to ship.

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Could someone explain to me the difference between || [or] and && [and] alchemy? As in, what EXACTLY does each do?

>>83589049
Ostensibly, AND would create a new object with the shared characteristics of both objects and OR would combine the two objects' characteristics, but in reality, Hussie's a hack so it's inconsistent.

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>>83588762
this one?

>>83589102
>chaos
>peanut untouchable
american porn names are fucking silly

>>83589094
That's exactly why I can't understand it, it just seems so arbitrary which objects are made by OR combining and which are made by AND combining. Especially those three way alchemizations with combinations of AND and OR.

>>83589049
&& enhances the first item with the second
|| merges them, usually in a way inverse to && alchemy

hammer && pogo ride = pogo hammer
dead thing in amber && smuppet = mutant smuppet in amber

hammer || pogo ride = hammerhead pogo ride
dead thing in amber || smuppet = mutant smuppet amber statue

>>83589094
and if hussie wasnt complete shit he should have included NOR and XNOR operations too

>>83589173
not-programming pleb here: what are NOR and XNOR?

>>83589049
>>83589170
so && alchemy adds the second item's theme and properties to the first

and || alchemy merges themes and properties of both items

>>83589173
I was about to say that you could achieve any effect with NOT and OR, but thinking about it a bit, NOT might be a bit overpowered in terms of the amount of things you could make, and it would only take one argument anyway.

>>83589170
>>83589219
We've seen the whole alchemy process, and there's no way for order to matter. A && B and B && A will produce the same exact punch code.

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im gonna finish this comic before the thread falls off mark my words

>>83589312
yeah i guess so

>>83589312
Now there's a thing, considering these are operating on the holes in the punch cards, shouldn't it be & and | rather than && and ||? They appear to be bitwise operations, anyway.

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>its a HSG that doesnt begin with a complaint

are you guys fooling me into still thinking you like the comic

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>>83589339
u can do it

>>83589432
Hussie liked the look of && and || more.

>>83589339
We'll be waiting Angel.

>>83589432
I understand why Hussie decided to go with the double && though, aesthetically it looks a lot more programmer-y than a single &
it's just a convention anyway

>>83589312
it matters when using OR. A || B will almost inevitably produce a different code from B || A.

>>83589432
He's not deep enough into compsci to know anything too involved with low-level stuff.

>>83589456
>>83589491

Yeah, I figured it'd be that, since to a reader who doesn't know the difference & already has a different meaning.

>>83589497
Also there's that.

>>83589265
NOR always ends up makin ridiculously powerful items that m ylow level players never can make
>>83589202
NOR is punching all the holes that werent punched by either of the two codes combined, making an item completely different from the two items.
XNOR is a little more complicated, Its like taking a OR operation and subtracting AND from it, the resulting code has the holes punched where only one of its original codes had holes, but not where both. itd create an item that has the unique properties of the parent item, but none of the shared properties.

>>83589493
No it won't.

11001100
OR
10101010
=
11101110

10101010
OR
11001100
=
11101110

>>83589437
I love the good parts and hate the bad parts.

>>83589497
he got a 4-year degree in compsci
if he didn't learn C++ in that span of time then his university failed

>>83589339
JUST
DO IT
yfw Trizza shouts this

>>83589645
don't let your memes be dreams

>>83589493
The only difference in the order of a logical operation is what gets computed first, the end result is the same either way. In bitwise operations like here, there's literally no difference in how many computations even take place (a more normal boolean logical operations, the first operand's result can save processing if it ruled out any other result).

by the way all total i have made 48 lands

just enough for a squiddle session 8)

http://www.strawpoll.me/10427825

Let's settle this for once and for all.

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>you will never convince Trizza to leak her nudes online as a meme
>you will never convince Trizza that sex tapes are the best memes
>you will never convince Trizza to post a video online where she's sucking your cock
>you will never convince Trizza that being a slut online is the best meme
Why

>>83588196
both star trek and harry potter are mid fantasy at highest. high fantasy is stuff like LotR where essentially earth and all of human history dont exist.

>>83589754
Trizza is literally the only thing in this I'm looking forward to.

>>83589339
make dave into john at the last moment

>>83589754
are dated memes specifically her thing
I just assumed all the memes in the game would be dated

>>83589746
And to think, eventually you'll be able to run them all through the generator and actually visualise that clusterfuck.

>>83589788
Human history and earth existing don't have any impact on whether it's low or high fantasy.

>>83589754
see
>>83589771
Fuchsia bloods are the best caste