>The Muses were Herc's half-sisters >They wanted to

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>>83571195
Do you have of the Titans on the pot. I want to make a stencil
This is all I could get

That's Ancient Greece mythology for ya.

>>83571195
It is different for Gods.

>>83571195

You're familiar with Greek Mythology right?

>>83571195
gods and demi-gods fucking each others blood related was a national pass time back then.

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>>83571195

Yeah, and Zeus castrated his dad. What of it?

>>83571195
> Ancient Greece
> Hedonism
Pick all of the above

>>83571519
No, Krono did that.
Zeus put his dad and his friends in the tartarus.

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When you're a god I guess your standards for beauty are pretty high. So if only your relatives possessed godlike hotness I guess that's all they'd do.

>>83571195
It is different for gods.

>>83571876
Wasn't Aphrodite created from Kronos' testicles in one version of her myth?

>>83571953
You're obviously not aware of how many women Zeus impregnated.
http://www.theoi.com/Olympios/ZeusFamily.html

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>>83572051
Yes, she's either Hercules's aunt or great-aunt.
>your aunt will never create a literal fucktoy for you as a prom date

>>83572063
Nah I know how many he fucked. But at that point the only other gods that Zeus had other than humans were his father who tried to kill him, his mother and his brothers.

He didn't have a good role model growing up

>>83572118

>That's curvy enough for you, young man!

That line has always stuck with me

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>>83572118
Shame.

>>83571195
My half sister wanted to fuck me and help me get laid.

>>83571195
Just like my Japanese animes.

>>83572233
>My Older Sister is also my Aunt?!