/sug/ Steven Universe General

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The results from last night are in! I'm holding you to this /sug/!

First chance ta PLACE YA BETS!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10421186

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Do gems have strong legs?

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>>83568650
Glorious Stevidot time

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>>83568709
You gain brozouf

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>>83568650
We're back, baby!

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Have a Peridot avatar.

>>83568740
But how much

do we have info on stevens summer?

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>>83568762
Somehow I get the feeling Peridot would be a huge Metroid-fag.

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>>83568771
No questions, only brozoufs.

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>I will fight for the world I was made in, the Earth is everything I've ever know
This will be the crux of Amy's betrayal, Amethyst's existential angst will kick in about being indoctrimnated into CG life and Jasper offers to show her the perks of Homeworld and being a real Quartz soldier

>>83568650
fuck it. I drew another picture, I know its garbage but I cant help but post it here.

have I set off that anon again?

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>>83568798
>Steven come look I've used the Greg's currency card to support Mighty Number 9! We're getting the new Man of Mega we deserve!

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>>83568798

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Just give her back

;_;

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>>83568837
oops, forgot to post it

>>83568837
Post it

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>>83568855

>>83568809
Possible but I don't think she will actually betray them (even temporarily). Just distancing herself from anyone trying to figure out who she really is and where she belongs

>>83568861
Are those supposed to be boobs

>>83568861
not sure why she has breasts and her arms could be thicker

I like the how the sketch make her hair look frizzy

So how far ahead is the crew in terms of set episodes? 6-8 months? 12? Could The Spoiler have been written in yet?

>>83568889
oh yeah I was going to edit those lmao, oh well more shitstorms.

>>83568855
no. she's going to be go on a redemptive murder-jihad and you're gonna like it. glory to homeworld. behead those who insult Yellow Diamond. gem akbar.

>>83568798
I wonder if different models of limb enhancers exist.
Like if a Peridot squad leader has a single "skirt" extension instead of legs, that lets her hover. That would be cool.

>>83568839
>supporting Mighty No. 9
Please, Peridot's not THAT much of a ditz.

>>83568861
Yeah, you still fucking suck. Seriously jump off a bridge.

>>83568910
Probably have a whole backlog of episodes ready to air, but it takes 7 months to make an episode so they have to really.

>>83568914
Well, it would be better without them.

The picture itself is pretty bad, but it looks better than what my fourth drawing would look like, so keep at it.

>>83568910
At the moment we have no idea. They've had Barn Mates completed since at least January 7th, and that didn't air until May 26th, 4.5 months later. It's entirely likely that they have all of season 3 done by now, and could even have some early season 4 episodes in.

>>83568855
I have no idea why people bitch about human!Jasper having vitiligo. That makes sense. She has those markings, and her VA is black. What's the fucking problem?

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>be me
>trigger /pol/ by making a 'futa isn't gay, feminine penises exist' thread
>mfw all the butthurt closet faggots come out to say how anything with a dick is gay.

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>>83568855

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>>83569003
But futa can be gay.

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>>83568957

Perideong?

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>>83569013
>Living is just a cheap tactic to make weak gems stronger

>>83569003
>making fun of people in the closet

how progressive

>>83568910
Yes the spoiler for episodes that aren't even in this season have definitely been written.

>>83568861
You obviously need a lot of practice, because yes it isn't great (although I find it rather cute looking). Your lines are too sketchy and wobbly (something my still life teacher compares to a "train endlessly going over the same rails") and need to be more direct and 'confident'. Neither is the anatomy right and the pose a little stale, so I'd advice you to use references of both anatomy but the characters of the show as well.

Otherwise don't give up. Keep practicing as much as you can (I should do the same honestly) and don't listen to that one pessimistic anon.

>>83569030
Peridong.

>>83568910
Barn Mates was boarded in March 2015, but the concepts for it were being thought up back in summer 2014, who knows how far they are.

>>83569028
how

>>83569069
By mearly existing you faggot

>>83568998
Yeah, it's the one common thing in human designs that I can agree with.

I can't say the same for all the human Sapphires who are black but with dyed blonde hair though. That just looks awful.

Also Amethyst in any colour that isn't purple will always look wrong to me.

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>>83569041

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stout shako for 2 refined

>>83569069
Futa on male is gay.

Futa on futa is gay.

Futa on female isn't gay.

>>83569028
Futa is clearly bisexual, if you like dicks you ain't straight.

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>>83569041
DELETE THIS

>>83568861
Not bad for the fourth digital piece.

Study some anatomy and just keep drawing that's really the only way to get better. Don't fall for the bait as well.

>>83569100
This, and futa solo is gay too.

>>83569089
>i-i-if i dont like it, ITS GAY!

>>83569100
so you are saying that me fantasizing about sucking jasper's cock and having her fuck my ass is gay?

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Garnet is the best and most nuanced character in SU. Her development is just less obvious.

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Would you?

>>83569100
You're objectively wrong.

>>83569151
yeah why not, i bet her pussy is virginally tight

>>83569046
actual criticism, thanks.

>>83569117
That isn't true though.

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This is now a happy Lappy thread

Post happy Lappy or you will be doomed to 1000 years of bad luck

>>83569165
How it isn't true, you faggot?

>>83569139
Yes, it's gay.

>>83569153
Why?

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>>83569151
(You)

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>>83569171
NO HAPPINESS
FOR OCEANMAN

>>83569171
no one gives a fuck about your shit tier emo waifu cunt.
kys

>>83569183
but its a GIRL'S cock, how is that gay?

>>83569178
Because it isn't.

>>83569171
Can you post one for me?

>>83569171
I won't post anything, immunity cat protects me.

>>83569162
That's a guy.

>>83569199
A cock is a cock, doesn't matter if it's a girl's cock or a man's cock.

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>>83569208

>>83569203
Oh, okay.

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>>83569150
Subtlety is all too often lost on people. They need everything shoved in their face, and even then they usually don't get it.

There's another example of this with a character actually quite similar to Garnet.

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>>83569171

>>83569231
I'm glad you agree.

Connie and Peri fighting over Stevens attention when.

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>>83569024

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>>83569171

>>83569164
No problem mate. I'm studying a fine arts and educational bachelor, so giving art advice is kinda becoming my profession

>>83569186
It's funny how in the show these two act the opposite of how they are portrait here

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>>83569217
and?

>>83569222
>there is no difference between a big fat throbbing 10 inch hairy cock and a small cute hairless flaccid feminine cock tied up with a bow
>mfw

>>83569259
Soon™

>>83569259
Right after that awkward conversation where Lapis tries to apologize for drowning them and taking the ocean.

>>83569259
>Connie and Peridot becomes a fusion.
>Fucks Steven
>Becomes Futa

>>83569293
>posting pepe
This is my last reply..

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>>83569259
never she wants Amethyst's attention not Steven's

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>>83569171

Stop trying to make Lapis your waifu. If she knew you she'd hate you.

>>83569323
>and becomes a fusion
>and fuck steve crystal ass

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>>83569323
My negro

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>>83569222
>a girl's cock

>>83569318
A pure Human can't fuse with a pure Gem without Steven.

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When's the next episode anyway? Are we in hiatus or what?

>>83569352
Futas can have one.

But they don't exist in real life.

>everytime i sees an amedot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3x4weajfqm0

>>83569348
interracial cystal gem, busty small mathys fucks a little girl periodot anal latina

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>>83569348
can't wait for more Amedot

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>>83569352
Fuck you for reminding me of that comic

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>>83569274

>>83569371
Yes, but don't tell the mods.

>>83569405
>Happy Lappy
>posts Pearl

>>83569369
in fanficts anything can be real

> Jake the dog fucks amathys andfusion in Uncla Grandmpa

>>83569199
>GIRL'S cock

That's an oxymoron anon

so, which gems have never been seen crying?

>>83569435
Jasper, Yellow Diamond, Blue Pearl, Yellow Pearl, Blue Diamond.

>>83569435
YD

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>>83569405
If lappy can't be happy then neither can I

>>83569371
Oh sweet summer child.

We're always in hiatus.

>>83569435
Yellow Diamond

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>>83569435
Rose

>>83569041
That fucking dog. It knows.

>>83569451
>>83569371

WE

ARE

THE

HIATUS GEMS

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Alright quadraniggers
Stop what you're doing and post best ship

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>>83569323

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>>83564912

As a form of escape, yes.

But, come on, why date girls anyway? I'm actually rather good at them but who needs them when I have this qt3.14?

In all seriousness though, dating women doesn't define any of anyone of you, anons.

>>83569472
WE'LL ALWAYS GET DELAYED

>>83569442
>>83569443
>>83569452
>Implying she didn't burst into tears after Peridot called her a CLOD

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>>83569473
Peridot and betrayal

>>83569505
Even if she did, we haven't SEEN her crying.

>>83569503
AND IF YOU THINK WE WON'T

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>>83569473

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>>83569514
Just because you didn't see her doesn't mean it didn't happen.

>>83569417

Because Lapis x Pearl are endgame.

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im feeling like hating myself so please post cutes

>>83569503
>>83569522

WE ALWAYS HAVE A LEAK

>>83569522
CN WILL RUIN YOUR DAY

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>>83569540

>>83569534
Is this like an unknown known or a known unknown?

>>83569537
I don't think that's gonna happen.

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>>83569540

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>>83569489
she is so jealous of Steven blocking her Amethyst hugs

>>83568661
So is this gonna be the last strawpoll?

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>>83569494
What about cute boys instead?

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>>83569540

:3

>>83569534
>you will never get to easily rape terra after she is already mentally broken and doesn't resist anymore
>you will never be part of a massive gangbang where everyone is just cumming inside of her while she silently takes it, dead on the inside.

>>83569435
These >>83569442 >>83569455 but I can't remember having seen Lapis cry before. She's been through a lot and we've seen her angry and sad, but no actual tears

>>83569534
But he said SEEN

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>>83569473
The only one that matters.

I didn't understand the Peridot hype but now i do

best character

What the fuck was up with steven floats

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>>83569540
Don't feel bad, anon

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>>83569557
Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens.

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>>83569540

Just for you, anon.

>>83569594
Steven was floating.

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>>83569405

Eh. You can handle it.

>>83569473

>>83569572

I FUCKING approve it

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>>83569473
This would be the best ship

a shame it probably won't happen

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>>83569455
>Rose had healing tears.
>Only Crystal Gem that hasn't actually cried in the show yet.

I wonder if there's some significance to this.

>>83569587
I saw it happen. Dunno which episode you were watching but it was pretty spectacular seeing someone so big cry all of those delicious lemon flavored tears!

>>83569371
inb4 it's that time again

>>83569594

Worst episode EVER.

>>83569625
It's a shame it got destroyed.

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>>83569540
Pizzaperiodot in here 4 you :D

>>83569648
Was that the same episode where Peridot raped Lapis?

>>83569217
I'm honestly not surprised

>>83569652
>lorefags being this mad
It was a cute episode.

>>83569640

>A total fountain of tears after a war

>>83569640
>Implying she didn't just kiss them all like Steven

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REMINDER THAT RUBY IS CANONICALLY A MAN

>>83569640
Plot Twist
Rose fuck Steven

>>83569684
Except for the fact the implicitly mention her healing tears. If it was different I'm sure they would have said healing kisses.

>>83569695
Ruby is like a small guy froam a 80 porn

>>83569594
transitioning back to Beach City focus

>>83569652
Fuck you, Steven Floats was amazing.

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>>83569473

>>83569720
did it have to be such a shit episode though?

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>>83569473
GET A LOAD OF THIS!

>>83569697
Plot Twist Ronaldo is a secret son of Yellow Diamond

>>83569695
>those other 5 rubies
>all with their own mustache and beard styles

imagine

>>83569640
We've only ever seen her alive from her time spent with Greg.

Hopefully we get some flashback episodes from the CG instead of Greg.

>>83569625
A lesboat.

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>>83569473
they are just too cute

>>83569741
I wonder how Connie feels about her new half gem little brother

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>>83569684
Well I was wondering more if they're not saving that for something relatively important, or maybe they're implying that Rose didn't really cry for emotional reasons, but saw crying as more of her job/an ability of hers.

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>>83569352
>girl's penis

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>the inevitable episode where Steven wants to date all 5 gems

>>83569773
horny

>>83569551
THAT'S WHY THE FANDOM OF SU

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>>83569770
No, they are hot.

>>83569773
Dont you mean her 1/8, 1/8, 1/8, 1/8 gem brother?

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>>83569664
Other way around anon. Lapis is a definite Dom.Where as Peri is a brat who wishes she were a power bottom.

>>83569793
REFRESHES

>>83569640
I actually hadn't noticed that and now I'm curious. I wonder if she was a legit hedonist like some anons theorized and was just focused on entertaining herself nonstop.

>>83569798
1/8, 1/8, 1/8, 1/8 incest

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Why cartoon network, why do you punish us so?

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>>83569797
they are both!

>>83568650
So when do you think Lapis is going to be Gem racist against pearl?

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>>83569804

>>83569804
So does Lapis enjoy being facefucked.

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>>83569819
Busy greenlighting Young Justice Go!

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>>83569834
Are you talking about Lapis "The Nigger Grave Digger" Lazuli?

>>83569798
nah, impregnating a human female is the one way for gem mutants to fix themselves and become real gems again

So Steven is gonna help them systematically rape human women

>>83569853
that wasn't that funny anon
why would lapis care about humans

>>83569695
What?

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>>83569852
>SU GO
>No more gem lore or townie episodes
>they just spend all the time in the temple
>flash puppet animation
>becky sucrose not involved

>>83569819
They have made a pact with The King in Yellow that they may gain power from our madness and so they torment us with hiatus to both prolong and drive our madness to greater depths.

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>>83569804
I want to kiss her tummy

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>>83569897
>at least the songs are still there though

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Any news on he schedule? Will they air Steven float Tuesday?

>>83569807
TUMBLR

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>>83569929
>they are all terrible raps

>>83569676

...I don't even agree with THAT.

>>83569726

HOW THE FUCK WAS IT 'AMAZING'?

>>83569744

...How?

>>83569786

The only appropriate response.

>>83569808

I don't think so. I think she's basically Diane Fossey.

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>>83569852
That's not even funny!

>>83569945
ZAP2IT

>>83569910
>tracing Zuke's art

kek

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RERUNS TIME

>Rose's Scabbard
.... Oh. Oh dear.

>>83569966
Hey man, I'd give up my soul to see Miss Martian again.

>>83569972
AND /SUG/

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>>83569980
All part of the worst gem marathon.

>>83569151
With every fiber of my being. There'd be a clugging sound as I poured 2 years worth of Cum inside her.

>>83569892
Pearl kept her mirror next to a turned on AM radio for a century. It's also how she's a baseball legend.

>>83570009
AND REDDIT

>>83569980
Pearl in armor looks good.

She never used in the war though, right?

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>>83569945
>>83569972
>>83570009
>>83570035
Kill yourselves.

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>>83570060
No.

>>83570030
pearl doesn't even know how televisions work
why would she care about radios?

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YO PEARL-FAGS.

I NEED PICTURES.

PICTURES OF PEARL IN ARMOR.

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COMBINE THE LAST GAME YOU PLAYED AND YOUR FAVORITE GEM
NOW MAKE AN IMAGE OF IT IN MSPAINT

What's with England?

>>83568804
bullsoykaf!

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>>83570076
>pearl doesn't even know how televisions work

...I bet she does.

>>83570100

>Story for Steven
I remember people went a little nuts when this episode first aired. Don't know why.

Also, where the fuck did everyone go?

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>>83570201
Amethyst Mystery Dungeon: Explorers of Gems

I just got to the part where Lapis betrayes you. Fucking whore, I trusted you.

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>>83570243
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ENGLAND?

>>83569731
What was wrong with it? Not enough lore or meme waifus?

>>83568910
>The Spoiler
The what?

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>>83570293
THE SPOILER

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>>83570304
YOU FIEND

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>little Amethyst
Awww!

What are you listening to, /sug/?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrG-QfTYSN8

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>>83570100
Very nice.

>>83570060
I bet you're fun at parties

>>83570338
Flashback when

>>83570347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmu6gIPWK28

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>>83570201

"Hell, it's-"

"Tychus I knew it was about damn time forever."

>>83570347
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ciA-SxFhIMQ

Stupid question.

Do gems from the same type have the same weapons?

>>83570347
I be listening to this album and this song is on right now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FnRi2ijnrhA

>>83570398
no, i think

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>>83570347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gnmg2ZTI_EI
god help me

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>>83570100
I wish Pearl had war armor for shit got especially real.

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>>83570338
she's qt
>>83570371
idk, but those episodes are great and I love the color palette of the "young" gems

>>83570347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBVnxe8S8rs

And other songs from the OST

>>83570398

We don't know, as the only gems we've absolutely seen multiple types of are Pearls and Rubies, and Pearls don't naturally fight, and Rubies are dumb.

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>>83569171

>>83570419
I want to know who used the armor in Rose's armory.

We haven't seen gems use armor.

>>83570371
>Mr. Greg.
>Greg the Babysitter.

And possibly for Amethyst
>The Kindergarten Kid

So far as I'm concerned, at least one of these will be a flashback.

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CAN WE ALL SAY FOR CERTAIN THAT THE RUBIES WERE DUMB AS FUCK?

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>>83570441

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>>83570100

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>>83570338
>teaching little amethyst how to give blowjobs.

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>>83570347
https://youtu.be/p3fQ1wPCFdc

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>>83570481
NO ANON

>>83569963
Fuck off.

>>83569637
That doesn't stop it being cute though.

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>>83570371
>The Kindegarten Kid
Prepare for 11 minutes of a lonely little gem running around a dead quarry until Rose, Garnet, and Pearl find her.

One must wonder just how kill-yourself depressing that's going to be.

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>>83570467
she's just ignorant anon ;_;

i just want her to come back to earth and teach her about our planet and forget about the turmoil of homeworld

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Would you let her beat you to a pulp?

>>83570492
like fucking a loli, but legal.

>>83570515
I wouldn't have a choice.

>>83570398

Doubtworthy. If nothing else, Gems seem to be specialists of combat enough that they would know that changing weapons has it's advantages.

Pearl could learn more than one weapon, so no aspect of their genetics (gemetics?) forbids them to learn.

Even the most incompetent warrior can appreciate the idea that learning a different style of weapon can teach you how to fight people who use that weapon.

>>83570419

Armor just slows you down.

I'd imagine the Armor of the Fallen was worn by humans, and Rose kept it because she valued them.

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>>83570481
Go on..

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>>83570481
ANON NO

but also yes

>>83570515
No, are you mad?

>>83569750
>imagine
I am, Nuby literally looks like BRIAN BLESSED in my imagination.

My imagination is a weird place.

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>>83570521
>legal

does any place have laws about fucking aliens?

>>83570529
Their gem weapon I mean.

>>83570398
Don't know, but it'd be pretty redundant.

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>>83570503
exactly

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>We Need to Talk
Prepare for ALL of the salt.

ALL OF IT.

>>83570481
Greg wore that fallback pussy out

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>>83570515
I just want her to body-slam me until I pass out and crush my head with her thighs

>>83570555
What's the theme? Pearl being terrible?

>>83570529
That's not necessarily true.

They could have armor that's doesn't weigh much and is strong enough to stop attacks from gems.

I don't think human armor would be very useful though.

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DAMMIT PEARL

THAT MIC DROP

Every time.

>>83570555
It's a bit hard to believe it's been almost a year since we saw Pearl fusing with Rose.
When will she fuse with Steven?

>>83569871
I imagine Armstrong would do it like the Tusk GHA from JJBA: ASB.
https://youtu.be/UsZspZFVhMY?t=37

>>83570592

Depends on the attack.

But they (in this case) would be dead humans. No one says they weren't human elites who fought along Rose and died rather quickly.

>>83570546

Given lack of conclusive evidence, and the fact that regular Ruby did not have a gauntlet in the past scenario, I would say 'why wouldn't they be able to vary things up since it's 'Gem Magic'?' until proven wrong.

>implying Greg didn't fuse with Rose with his dick

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>>83570630
>le murdercock maymay

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>that simple, solid advice
Based Garnet.

>Rose just kinda thinks of humans as talking funny things
Yikes.

>>83570514
>Nuby will never blunder into Nub-pphire while on Neptune
>they will never accidentally fuse into Nub-Garnet as the fall into a crater.
Shame

tiny kids gems when

>>83570512
I hope very. That's what Amy episodes are for.

>>83570575
i just want her to hold me down and fuck my ass with her massive cock*
ftfy

>>83570703
We already have Nuby, Peridot (kinda) and Amethyst in flashbacks.

>>83570690
>had pearl not been a giga-bitch rose would've continued thinking of greg as a novelty
>Pearl partly responsible for roses death.

>>83570575
But you would die

>>83570377
Hell, it's about time

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>>83570703

>>83569695
>Ron Jeremy as ruby in the live action steven

>>83570754
Are you sure you replied to the right person.

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>>83570756
that's what i want silly : ^ )

>>83570756
We all gotta die sometime anon.

>>83570678
I'm not sure if the whole "protecting Earth" thing wasn't just an excuse to rebel against HW.

>>83570467

Not Punished Ruby. She was on to them.

>>83570501

YOU fuck off!!

>Drop Beat Dad
I will be disappointed if their isn't something like this scene from FPoBA in it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcyHA3F2UIM

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>she will never poke your eye out with her weird hair

life is peri-not worth living

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>>83570767
I can see it
>IT'S JUST FUSION, BLUE LADY. I'M GONNA STICK IT IN YOU.

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>The Answer
It's nice when pandering is aimed at you.

... I just realized I have like, no picture of baby Garnet. Hm.

>>83570690
Eh, now that we've seen that rubies (and presumably other gems) can have different personalities, there's no reason to assume every Ruby would be a great match for every Sapphire

>>83570703
THEY'RE TINY, THEY'RE TOONEY
THEY'RE ALL A LITTLE LOONEY

THE TINY GEMS ADVENTURE IS ABOUT TO START

>>83570792
I've kind of thought about this too, especially after seeing how Rose treated humans in We Need to Talk. I think Greg did teach Rose to actually love life on Earth, but I wouldn't be surprised if she was actually rebelling for some other cause at first.

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>>83570774
You can join her

>>83570773
I did not

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>>83570530
>>83570532
>you get her alone, the other gems are out of the house on a mission too dangerous for little amy and rose wants you to watch her.
>you tell her you are going to show her a cool earth thing
>you lay back on the couch and flip out your erect dick
>she giggles and asks what it is, crawling between your legs to examine it, she grabs it roughly, batting at it, watching it came back into position, she grips the tip and plays with it
>you tell her to lick it
>her flat wet tongue quickly strokes up your whole length
>"it doesn't taste like anything, anon."
"just keep going, there is a surprise at the end. why dont you try sucking on it?"
>she puts the head in her mouth and begins to bob her head slightly, sucking on the tip.
>her tongue lightly laps at the precum you are leaking
>"Hey anon, i taste something, its salty!"
"g-good, keep going, try to take it down deeper, as deep as you can
>with a smirk she uses a little gem magic and starts deepthroating you, resting her nose against you pelvis
>she laughs again with your cock down her throat, the vibrations emanating into you
>she starts going back and forth between her chin touching your balls, and her lips just clasping your tip
>the inside of her throat is like a hot wet ribbed sleeve that grips your entire shaft and flicks your glans with every stroke
>you are quickly reaching your limit
>you sit up slightly and grab amy's head, her soft hair tickles your palm as you smash her face into your crotch, you can feel your cock pulse and your cum spill out into her throat.
>with a couple gulps she swallows, and pulls your dick out of her mouth
>she wipes the corner of her mouth and smiles
>"that was really good anon, can we do it again?"

there, is that what you wanted, you pedophiles?

>>83570888
trips say so>>83570774

>>83569588
This guy gets it.

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>>83570910
ANON STOP

>>83570829
Well it's that or we get this once they get to Neptune.
>Nuby:"Well this sucks."

>>83570927
its too late now, we have strayed too far from god's light and are now lost forever.

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Baby Garnet is cute. CUTE!

>Something Entirely New
Speaking of cute. This episode is absurdly gay, and I love it.

>>83570910
Saving Earth was a mistake.

>>83570910
I don't know what I wanted but it probably wasn't this

>>83570840

I think it's fusion.

Originally, Rose was a fairly normal Quartz warrior - a commander who was constantly getting herself poofed because she protected her troops.
Eventually, Pink Diamond gave her a gift in recognition of her courage - her very own Pearl, in the hopes that having to take care of her would also teach her to take care of herself better.
Over time, the two grew closer, until one day they inadvertently fused, and were changed forever.
Pink Diamond did not have them shattered, nor did she split them up, but she did send them far away, to a planet on the outer borders of the Gempire's sphere of influence, admonishing them that the Diamonds had forbidden heterofusion because it has unforseen side effects. Yes, it gave them new powers, but also new problems. It might as well have turned them into monsters.

This would also explain why they were so thrilled to meet Garnet.

>>83570940
For those of you who don't get it,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eoy9PUR--E4
>Doc=Skipper
>Army=Rico
>Eyeball=Kowalski
>Nuby=Private
>Navy=King Julien

>>83570840
It's possible, Rose was very charismatic and she convinced convinced that fighting for Earth was a good cause, even though she had other intentions.

We'll see.

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>>83570950
>>83570927
>>83570910

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>>83570347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwFRGz3fIOc

>>83570910

I just ate, thanks. Ugh.