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>Summer of Steven coming “soon,” originally announced as June to August
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/03/30/steven-universe-uncle-grandpa-renewed-season-5-cartoon-network
https://youtu.be/NHqjV2xVKoA [Embed]
https://youtu.be/KNrztTcRh9o [Embed]
>Zap2it says no new episodes between now and June 16
http://tvlistings.zap2it.com/tvlistings/ZCSGrid.do?stnNum=12131
>misseps leak thread
https://kat.cr/community/show/cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>International airing schedule
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10rES5UnAbQ0LOmBDYZ7nsDeFDySn90FvFjrxRpNBkX0
>New episode megas
S03E05 Hit the Diamond: https://mega.nz/#F!FgQDwbYI!2Pl0trcDopJvRUTdcRH2Rg
S03E06 Steven Floats: https://mega.nz/#F!ghAAhYLY!gD739WI7J7800se3GDz9IQ
>Episode downloads for Seasons 1 to 3, plus comics and shorts
720p: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
>Soundtrack downloads
Show: https://mega.nz/#F!B08nQa7J!6fgyt03NAU0AdSlD0wf_Qw
Attack the Light: https://mega.nz/#!skFhlLLL!j4TvEr4CTLTUQpaI8IAZX3ttcEYP6xNKypW7Bbusyrw
>Listen to the soundtrack
https://soundcloud.com/aivisura
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>/sug/ flockdraw
http://skycow.us/r/su
>Archived threads
https://desustorage.org/co/search/subject/sug/
>>83490772
Can someone draw more bog booty peridot
>>83490765
The biggest ruse and disaster the show can pull is taking a dump on Jasper
90% of people expect a redemption
Reminder.
I wish SU was better at plot twists.
Granted, homestuck gave me impossibly high standards for that sort of thing
>>83490772
xth for IRREDEEMABLE
>>83490772
We're back, baby!
Here we go.
Why though
https://youtu.be/aOQ7CJ6OuN0
>>83490823
The hell is poutine? Is that like Canadian spam?
>>83490859
that blue lady is really edgy... but I like it
Is this the mom gem or the blue gem?
>>83490859
It's going to take some time for me to forgive her for this one, but I'll get there. I forgave amethyst for fucking with greg by transforming into rose, I can forgive this.
what episode is it when peridot says amethyst is supposed to be the leader since she's the highest rank among them as a quartz?
>>83490906
are you from europe? i thought it was well-known among americans
it's fries topped with hot cheese curds and gravy, eaten with a fork
Is there a new episode the thursday after next or not?
>>83490906
cheesy fries covered in gravy
>>83490957
Too Far
>>83490932
Both.
>>83490932LION AROUND
Key?______
I want to jump on the Jaspertale fad.
Any suggestions for source images?
>>83490932
That's the murder gem.
You will be murdered unless you post 'Lazuli did nothing wrong' in ten seconds.
>>83490960
>cheese curds and gravy
this sounds revolting but also oddly american
>>83490899
I can't understand a single thing they are saying so I don't care.
also fuck off spic
>>83490899
>Heh. Que feliz.
Something about that delivery's hysterical.
My body is over the ocean, my body is over the sea, I dunno where I'm headed, so bring back my body to me.
Welcome to Night /sug/, where all your secrets come out like whispers in the dark. Don't try to deny your degeneracy. We already know.
I'm your host Larken Labiavescal, ever diligent.
Hey! How about that? Looks like some actual discussion happened! Didn't I say things would pick up later?
Let's do it to it.
>A jojofag proves once again why his kind are the worst as he refuses to believe in Steven. For shame.
>Love poster unexpectedly returns to give some much needed support. Love you too, you thoughtful bean.
>Are fangs a sign of arousal in gems? Local band of misfits, the Fang Gang, rejoice as they have even more of an excuse to practice their oral fetish. Sickening stuff.
>Visual Novel Anon shows his sincere gratitude to his fans, and provides a heartfelt message concerning his project. Make sure to pour one out for his hard work.
>Is lapis destined to be one long Kikis Delivery Service homage? The parallels are striking, although many believe it has to do with Stevens floating powers. This reporter believes that's dumb. How is floating the same as flying?
>Lauren "Lesbian there, done that" Zuke continues to be the Doomguy of shitposting as her twitter so evidently shows.
>Evidence of Rose Quartz keikaku [Editors note: keikaku means plan] continues to mount. Is she evil? Simply pragmatic? Or zealous in her love of "life"? Only time will tell, but its probably not going to be pretty.
>Ruby and Sapphire are confirmed to be in dire need of couples therapy. But not for typical reasons. They simply love each other TOO MUCH. Riveting stuff!
Thanks for listening. And please, don't worry about me. I'll be okay. Thanks for all your support.
Stay tuned
>that sneer when she talks about humans
Is it because humans are puny and weak? Is it because she literally crushed them to death during the wars?
>>83490998
I have depression anyway so I don't care.
>>83491061
Oh she really needs her lips where are they
>>83491055
>>83491055
Hey Larken
How do you cope with the fact that you will never be as cool as this guy?
Reminder that Jasper is fucked.
Xth for can't wait for more Peri
Post gems in classy clothes
>>83491055
will lapis ever take out the buttplug?
/sug/ my hard disk died and I lost all of my Jasper pics. Post Jasper so I can rebuild my collection.
daily reminder that Rose is evil and Steven is a weapon
Good evening, /sug/!
>>83491061
She ticked off that peridot thinks she's smarter than her especially because SHE fought in the war with humans, not a puny peridot
Peridot was seriously out of line the whole time with Jasper. She should've knocked her around a little, Jasper was almost too lenient
>>83491117
M-my... heart...
>>83491143
Important ones first
FYI
Because you've been good to me
Zuke got let go from the crew yesterday. She's not going to go public about it right away. And no, it wasn't about her Twitter shenanigans, or Lapidot. The reasons, I actually don't know.
>>83491154
ffffffffffffuck you
>>83491187
uh huh
>>83491143
look on tumblr
>>83491178
Does anyone have a picture of Pearl in the cat lingerie they can post?
>>83491143
All your Jasper pics are safe on the hard disk. You can extract data from a hard disk in virtually any condition beyond "ground into dust." Those things are permanent. They got 99% of the data off a hard drive on a shuttle that re-entered Earth's atmosphere and burned up.
>>83491187
>YFW she went to the garden shop to buy a shovel so Tang can bury her after she an heros
It was the Barn Mates ratings I knew it
>>83491143
Are there going to be new episodes after Steven Floats airs, or are we going back on hiatus?
>>83491143
I need to update/organize all my pics
>>83491187
Zuke please.
>>83491055
Sail on, brave soulDon't let your light go out on us, like all the Lapisfags who went before. You've got a torch to carry
>>83491232
I see what you did there Anon, well played.
>>83491270
forgot my image
>>83491198
Love you too!
>>83491131
Please bring her back sucrose I'm begging you.;_;
>>83491143
What would a Malachite + Alexandrite + Peridot fusion even look like, assuming it was stable long enough too keep a solid form?
>>83491224
I have this lingerie pearl, hope it works
>>83491164
Peridot didn't say anything about Steven being human, it was Lapis.
>>83491174
>>83491231
>yfw her incoherent tweets were cause her broken mind
>>83491187
hey guy, that's not fucking funny
>>83491302
Oh
Same thing about the war applies then
>So Many Birthdays was the first episode copyrighted 2014
>Message Received was the first episode copyrighted 2015
>Hit the Diamond was the first episode copyrighted 2016
>>83491187
I know when I get fired, the first thing I always like to do is pal around on twitter with the guy who's going to replace me
>>83491378
>the diamond has received so many birthdays
>>83490802
behold!
lady of the sea
happy as can be
can’t help but wondering if she’d be happier with me
>>83491002
It's good and a Canadian thing, kinda hard to find in America actually
>>83491143
>>83491300
Jesus, I can't imagine that
14 arms, 11 eyes covered in shades, two faces, at least two mouths
And that's not even considering what it would be if you add in steven
>>83491378
what does it mean
>>83491378
Remember when people thought Hit the Diamond was going to be about smashing the cluster?
This is the blue gem
>>83491397
She's sizing him up for revenge. Nah
He's replacing Joe anyway
>>83491406
You didn't do it right
>>83491159
How long till we find out?
>>83491300
>>83491413
>>83491406
Lady of the sugar
Nothing rhymes with sugar
Can't help but wonder why nothing rhymes with sugar
>>83491419
I remember when the french hadn't leaked their shit yet and speculation rode rampant
>>83491431
>the Asian is coming back into the equation
>>83491164
>She should've knocked her around a little, Jasper was almost too lenient
Well, Jasper is one of Yellow Diamond's goons, so she's about as reasonable as her boss is, so she didn't really give a shit about Peridot's bitchiness until it got unreasonable. Notice the Rubies were pretty chill and just fucking left when they got the "info" they wanted.
If Jasper were one of Blue's minions, she'd have just beat the shit out of her for doing her job.
>>83491378
>Birthdays Received Diamond
Yellow Diamond confirmed for arriving on someone's birthday
>>83491450
booger
luger
cougar
LION AROUND
>>83491143
Here's another one
>>83491055
I LOVE YOU
>>83491433I know, but I miss Lady of the sea Anon :^(
>>83491301
Rawr. Thanks. Guess no one had drawn that yet.
Requesting Pearl in the neko lingerie for any draw requests people.
>>83491061
>Jasper knows that humans are sentimental fuckers and will fight to protect Gems out of that organic sentimentality
>>83491143
I like the ones where she's awkward or in awkward situations
So what should the temple gem's name be?
imo it should be Cubic Zirconia unless there are non-fusion versions of fusion gems, in which case I say she's a Pink Diamond
>>83491414
>>83491378
>So Many Birthdays premiered in early March
>The Message premiered mid march and probably would've premiered late february-early march had the summer hiatus of '14 not happened
>Hit the diamond premiered at the start of june (end of may for france)
>>83491408
Americans made Disco Fries as a knock off.
>>83491506
next time I get shitfaced I'm gonna write that poem in the crappernext time I'm there I'll notice someone will inevitably write "pee" over "sea"
>>83491464
>Jasper is like her diamond, YD
>she puts up with shit from subordinates until they cross the line
Imagine a Blue Diamond Quartz
>>83491406
c'mon man, how do you even mess that up
>>83491419
No, but I do remember when everyone thought it was going to be one of the last episodes of the second season, and that it was going to be about YD coming to earth to fuck shit up
>>83491486
AND SO PROUDLY WE HAILED AT ANON'S LAST POSTING!
I need more inappropriate discoveries, like this, with Steven finding something he shouldn't with the Gems.
>>83491484
Wait, how on Earth do you pronounce those words anon? Booger kind of works but luger and cougar sure don't.
>>83491506They're dead, anon.
They're dead, and you do insult to their memory
>>83491412
I'm bringin' sexy back...
>>83491529
>Cubic Zirconia
I always figured Cubic Zirconia would be the Diamonds' top enforcer, who's actually scheming against them to take their place as top gem. Starscream, basically.
>>83491413
Would depend if it was forced or not. If they cooperated, it would look like a Hindu god, graceful and balanced, wielding multiple weapons at once. Bow, hammer, fists, whip, spears, flail. A helmet, and water wings.
If it was forced, it would look like a beast. Hunched over, all arms and eyes. Multiple jaws drooling, spitting fire.
I need to draw this.
>>83491404
>>83491521
>>83491580
Hey y'know what man I've done that shit in like ten threads and everything is still shit, I'm starting to think you're just pulling my leg
Would you like to see other extraterrestrial beings in SU?
>>83491529
whatever sucrose and her team figures out
chill out
>>83491529
>>83491143
for you
>>83491570
Thank goodness that wasn't the case, the episode we got was terrific.
>Hit the Diamond was the first episode to have Aleth Romanillos as Character Designer
>it was the episode that Dou Hong helped with
>>83491582
Good grief.
>>83491630
>>83490772
yes Peridot. now let go of the front of my pants.
>>83491633
to fulfill peace and love on the planet earth, you must bepurged
Post your theories /sug/
>>83491669
what does all this mean
>>83491653
Not seen but referenced.
Like maybe the gems talk about a time they had an issue with some other race of aliens or something
>>83491633
Things will always get better anon, I promise.
>>83491606
My favorite idea of CZ was that she was a fusion who passed herself off as WD after the first one was killed in the war
>>83491664
Nah, it's got to be something well-known and symbolic. Symbolic is important
>>83491653
zorak is peridot's manager
I want to see what Jasper was like on the handship. I'm guessing not chilling in the captain's chair as peridot said:
>Just being on a ship with Jasper made me tired
Maybe she's more a "are we there yet!?" type, exasperating Peridot and probably Lapis too on the way to Earth
>>83491702
this is Dou Hong
http://dou-hong.tumblr.com/
>>83491693
It's all a coma dream of Steven's
>>83491696
not even gonna click it ,next time use a spoiler , but still DELETE THIS
>>83491224
Cookie Cat lingerie?
Steven!
>>83491739
just spiders
not even gross close ups
>tfw lapis will never aggressively flirt with you
>>83491570
I wish they get to where we find out what happened to Blue Diamond.
>Finding Dory Mystery Minis had a tentative release date of June 2016.
>Finding Dory Mystery Minis can now be found in stores.
>SU Mystery Minis have a tentative release date of July 2016.
Who's ready to waste hundreds of dollars just to get their own mini Peridot?
>>83491746
i didn't knew i needed that
>>83491734
And he's in Limbo
>>83491758
Bullock's expression is just perfect
>>83491768
LEG
E
G
Another day, another threadSo many things left unsaidAnd some tears that may have been shedLike a curse, they spreadIs this the land of the dead?
>>83491696
>the cluster.gif
>>83491696
>tfw this happened to me but because I stepped on it with my barefoot at 4 in the morning
>>83491055
Fantastic as always, keep up the good work
>>83491413
I think you already know, from that description.
>>83491450
that's a vive
Be honest with me /sug/ , how long till mods kick us off /co/ ?
>>83491739
WE'LL ALWAYS SAVE THE DAY
>>83490998
i embrace death
>>83491784
The gems are the layers of hell
>>83491606
talk about unf
>>83491768
Yeah, we need to find out about the Diamond that made all these quality gems.
>>83491759
>just spiders
>>83491696
It turns out all spiders are fusions and there's no upper limit.
>>83491506
It's okay, they're still alive anon. You can trust me. Love you.
next /sug/ simulator when
>>83491746
Why not both?
>>83491719
We need a flashback to that or something.
Jasper was probably putting herself through training drills for most of it. Assuming the Roaming Eye's singularity drive is standard for Homeworld ships, they probably got there in a few days/weeks. .... Despite HW apparently being in another galaxy.
Goddamn writers not knowing how interstellar distances work.
i saw seven seraphim
dancing across the empty night
a thousand blind eyes, they begin
casting spindles of light
>>83491791
How are you feeling, Greg anon?
>>83491819
This needs to have that JoJo "To be continued" at the end.
>>83491529
Not my idea, but someone recommended Galaxite
>>83491562
Amethyst. You're thinking of an amethyst. The Diamond Authority is (or was) split evenly between the four colors- White, Yellow, Blue, and Pink. Each controlled part of the spectrum, with White being white through black values and possibly browns as well.
That is, until the rebellion, which also included Pink Diamond being removed from the Authority, whether because she joined the rebellion or died from them. Her forces (which included Rubies and Rose Quartzes) were split up among the remaining diamonds, with YD likely taking the majority because of her science/technology bend, as we saw with the HW Rubies.
Rose Quartzes, Jaspers, Amethysts, and likely Smoky Quartzes are all the same type of Gem, just colored differently for their diamond. Same with Pearls.
How long until CN fucks up and leaks a big, important scene
>>83491758
Look, Gordon, for the last time, I'm not gonna rape Yellow Diamond! How would I even do it? I'd need a stepladder!
>>83491805
Thegembeastbeaststemple draws great jaspers.
They also support the best crack ship
>>83491818
last time when we KNEW a hiatus was coming we got 7 days. since summer of steven could be starting any moment (schedule on official cn website still down) they might be more lenient
just keep the discussions going and don't turn into /soc/
>>83491693
The thing that made Rose realize humans had worth was music. The gem race never invented song so when Rose discovered humans had created a form of art her race had never even considered she fell in love with it.
This is why the crystal gems are all able to sing, this is why Rose fell in love with a musician, this is why Jasper was furious at Sapphire's singing and why Peridot had no idea what music was
>>83491948
Makes more sense than any canon explanation we'll ever get.
>>83491941
>Step ladder
bitch is like 25 feet tall, you'd need to lean a full sized ladder against her ass.
>>83491938
Again?
>>83491912
Pretty good, what about you?
>>83491909
Her Light cast no shadows
>>83491899
That 3rd line is pure Zapp, my sides have reached orbit.
>>83491486
at least post the whole thing.
(couldn't do a webm version, it had sound.)
>>83491768
>>83491790
Legs.
>>83491831
I like to think that once the Ruby Squad finds Jasper, they have orders to submit to her command. I just want to see Jasper getting into silly hijinks with her adorably ditzy subordinates.
>>83491978
Fine, glad to know you're well.
>>83490772
Can somebody post that pic of sapphire and Ruby laughing at the viewer please?
>>83490880
>>83490870
>>83490823
>>83491427
All these faggot reminders/daily posts. Please stop
>>83491963
I can see that
>>83492018
i have two. wildly guessing it's this one
>>83491938
>not taking a break from /sug/ whenever there's going to be a new episode
This is the only place where I see the leaks
>>83491959
I think I'll place my money on the 20th, 23rd, 27th, or 30th, depending on how they decide to air the episodes. They normally give a two-weeks notice, and they might be waiting until summer officially starts on the 20th.
If we get news soon, we might be mercy allowed if the break's short enough.
>>83491963
I actually really like that theory
>>83492018
>>83492037
if not then it's this one
>>83491835
Indeed, but it's the wait that's the irritation.
>>83491998
this is the full version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7r03KNiVPs
>>83491933
>Galaxite
If any character is gonna be called Galaxite, it'll be Space Mom.
>>83492023
You first.
>>83491653
It's better if they were only referenced but it'd be cool to see aliens trying to fight off gem colonization or a race that lost their home and want revenge by destroying everything in their way to get rid of the universe's cancer.
>>83492075
It could have been great
>>83492010
>>83492064
i stand corrected. i didn't know there was a fuller version of that. thanks.
>>83491982
For seven years I spoke with God.
He told me to take us all to Heaven.
>>83490923
>edgy
stop
>>83492063
>>83492179
Wow... just... just wow. I'm not sure if I should face palm or clap.
>>83491767
>>83492179
>>83492000
Does that mean Jasper's a princess? She's asleep underground and she has five dwarfs looking to save her.
>Lapis survived being dropped out of orbit and caught in a space ship explosion
>poofed with one punch
How strong is Bismuth
>>83492166
>>83491982
>>83491909
What is this? It's creepy and edgy but really well written
>>83491899
Yeah she was probably high strung the whole time, hoping and anticipating and fearing they'd run into Rose quartz
Ways we can get Jasper characterization before siding with CG/reaching a truce:
>flashbacks via peridot or lapis
>dream telepathy
>hit and run antagonization/encounters
That's about it
>>83492158
>>83492037
Thanks senpai
>>83492150
Eventually, the Cluster will be safely taken out of the Earth, and take form in space(at a Lagrange point or something, hopefully, because gravity). After that, she'll be a powerful on and off ally, her every decision determined by majority vote. So she'll be like Alien X from Ben 10, only not totally useless.
>>83492166
To each a purpose, and to all a fitting end.
And all things, even that which is swift and bright and precious.
Travel the road unraveled.
>>83492279
How will she be taken out of the Earth tho?
>>83492217
>>83492234
She's edgier than your average quartz.
Hey /sug/, what if i told youyour waifu was SHIT
>>83492000
>>83492279
>>83492075
I just realized her gem design is based on the diagram on the computer instead of her actual canon gemstone
>>83492220
>Does that mean Jasper's a princess?
Well... Actually, I'd been wondering that myself. Maybe YD wants Jasper found because she's her daughter, or the gem equivalent thereof.
>>83492257
Probably all three. Though hit and run antagonism is most likely.
>>83492347
At least my waifu isn't Pearl.
>>83492349
what's happening in this pic?
>>83492297
One piece at a time.
You could try teleporting her bubble, though?
>>83492000
I don't see the Ruby squad looking for Jasper for the sole reason to rescue her from Earth. I think they're looking for her to capture her, bring her to YD so she can destroy her
>>83492381
Her fat ass got stuck in the eye ship and the rubies are trying their best to pull it off of her.
>>83492381
Her legs stuck.
Or her butt
Unclear
>>83491933
Rose Quartzes seem WAY more OP than a Jasper
I mean, healing tears? You can't compete with that, Jasper had trouble with a crappy fusion
>>83492381
Rubies are pulling the space ship sphere they arrived in off of Jaspers chiseled ass.
>>83492403
I don't see why they'd care about punishing Jasper but not Peridot.
>>83492297
Probably they'll figure a means of rigging the warp pads to port her out. Perhaps by straight up attaching several to the body and connecting them.
>>83492425
We've never seen a Jasper fight a Rose Quartz, though.
Jaspers could be way better offensive fighters.
>>83492445
Peridot is a newbie, a puny gem, and has obviously lost her wits
She will die with the cluster.
>>83491909
>>83492445
Maybe YD thinks Peridot was destroyed when the communicator blew up and she sent the Rubies to take Jasper prisoner, who is basically the reason Peridot is a CG now
>>83492425
How would you raise the baby Crystal Gems?
>>83492501
not even a fan of the ship, just like seeing someone get lucky with pearl
>>83492362
>Jasper her daughter.
Jesus the summer retards are here already.
No. YD sent the rubies to get Jasper because she's a valuable asset and the planet is soon to be destroyed by the Cluster. If they're not in time, whatever, it was only a handful of rubies. Peridot is explicitly not being taken along, being left behind to die when the Cluster emerges.
However we know the cluster won't emerge, so eventually YD will investigate it. The rubies were not told about the cluster or that their mission could have very well been a suicide mission. Go to Earth and look for Jasper. Here's what she was doing last.
>>83490772
>https://mega.nz/#F!a9ojCZCT!SLfX7l7inSHdvd7hrf5LLA
Anyone have this but not Mega?
>>83492568
>>83492484
Why not let Jasper die with the Cluster as well?
>>83492504
Maybe, but the Rubies seemed aware that Peridot was alive.
>>83492537
Put in blender
Diamond final boss confirmed
>>83491357
I like older women too.
>>83492537
With love and healthy homemade breakfast
>>83492537
Given that Gems can't die. I'd probably just take Baby Sapphire to work, lock the door, and tell her to be good.
>>83492570
>Valuable asset
>A Sergeant or maybe a Second Lieutenant
Utterly replaceable unless Homeworld has gone to complete shit.
>>83492297
Steven will fuse with Lion and together they'll be strong enough to portal her gem into space.
>>83492283
"If you see God along the road-"
"-kill him."
>>83492587
Jasper didn't express a desire to sabotage the cluster. As far as YD knows, she's still loyal.
>>83492517
I really do think that Peridot mentioning Peridots are made of peridotite should have been the final nail in the coffin for that theory. If gems are made out of their real-world components, then Diamonds are carbon-based while Quartz gems are made out of Silicon and Oxygen. Unless Pink Diamond changed her actual atomic makeup and molecular structure, there's no way that she's Rose.
>>83492501
>>83492568
>>83492425
Identical gemstones doesn't mean identical powers. Ruby and Sapphire are both just corundums but they are vastly different in terms of powers
>>83492590
So this is what Homeworld thinks of fusion.
>>83492362
Have you heard of the quartz mother theory or whatever
Peridot weapon?
>>83492628
Steven isn't going to fuse with Lion. Stevonnie is going to ride Lion into battle.
Why the fuck did steven name lion "lion?" Where's his imagination?
>>83492587
Yeah but the Rubies aren't bright
>>83492715
>Why the fuck did steven name lion "lion?
well, what would you name a big pink lion?
>>83492715
>it's not "LEEEEEEEEEEON"
>>83492715
We desperately need Stevonnie kicking Diamond ass.
>>83492349
Right, drawfags, one of you needs to draw Jasper as Captain Olimar, with the Rubies as pikmin.
>>83492570
How is Jasper a valuable asset, exactly? Yes, she's an experienced soldier, but the empire is implied to be fairly sizable, so there's probably no shortage of good troops who have seen battle.
>>83492758
A name. Not literally what it is.
>>83492780
I'm on it
>>83492715
>Stevonnie is going to ride Lion into battle.
gay
>>83492587
Yellow D probably gave them very simple orders: Find the Jasper assigned to Earth. They had no reason to know about peridot or the cluster
>>83492715
>Steven isn't going to fuse with lion
ahem
>>83492698
Radioactive supersonic is a terrible fan theorist. She's like the BKEW of the SU fandom
>>83492860
That would be a fun as fuck episode. Holy shit.
>>83492854
>The most hetero fusion
>gay
what are you, gay?
>>83492860
>ftafp detected
>>83492780
in real life military when there is a gross failure in a mission, often the commanding officer is punished and not the subordinates.
>>83492715
He called it Lion because it was a lion and he was focused more on addressing it than anything else.
And then it just stuck.
>>83492654
I thought "Diamond" was a title , like king or emperor.
>>83492587
Because Jasper is a valuable asset- a veteran from the rebellion.
>>83492425
Of course, with the pure volume of powers Rose (and thus Steven) have, being Pink Diamond in disguise is more likely. Steven/Rose's powers:
Healing liquids
Plant growth/control
Floating/self gravity manipulation
Unnatural charisma/commanding powers (Lapis, Peridot, Cluster, Peedle, etc.)
Psychic connection/speech while dreaming.
Vibration disruption.
The only powers Quartzes (like Jasper and Amethyst albeit small) have are:
Physically strong/big/burly
Loyal
Spindash
Quick regeneration
Only thing Rose has in common with these traits is being big, and the diamonds are big too.
>>83492898
I'll accept that.
>>83492642
The equations balance thus: you are diminished, and I am exalted. You are broken, and I am made strong.
But what is it that truly matters? Nothing except the blind stare of duty. Your end will go unsung.
>>83492886
it is you who is the gay here
>>83492917
just like "pearl" or "quartz" or "ruby" are titles and not LITERALLY what their gems are?
>>83492917
That was a pretty popular theory, until we actually saw the Diamonds. They're pretty clearly their own gem type.
>>83491819
leave the little huntsman alone!
>tfw want to help VN guy
>no money to donate
>no skills
>>83492326
Bismuth isn't a quartz. It's not even a gemstone.
You're thinking of Heliotrope.
>>83492715
>Why the fuck did steven name lion "lion?" Where's his imagination?
>Implying that he would even respond to a name.
Lion gives zero shits unless steven is in danger or he say a trigger phase like training or "I wish I knew my mom"
>>83492993
I could write for VN guy but I don't even think VN guy is real.
>>83493000
So Lion is basically an automaton with limited programming? Good job Rose.
>>83492889
Why do people think YD wants to punish Jasper? She was pretty damn chill with Peridot until she started flapping her mouth. Jasper's probably just going to get reassigned.
Her new mission: Destroy the Crystal Gems.
>>83492918
Quick but crappy regeneration
Only good for running away ASAP i would think.
>>83492996
I know it was a very shitty joke.
>>83492217
>>83493067
Jasper would probably get an ass chewing for mismanaging the mission.
I doubt she would be destroyed unless she really fucked up the explanation.
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>83493105
>they interrogate malachite out of her
>lapis is convinced Homeworld would know about malachite if she way back
Jasper fucked
>>83492930
"Can you imagine it? More than a hive-mind, a blending of experience. Experiencing everything at once, sensory overflow. The sounds, the sights, the... uh, feelings."
>>83492654
So Rose Quartz, a gem none for hiding things from her followers, then hiding even more things from her trusted confidant, NEVER COULD HAVE lied about herself.
Gemstone is in the right location following the original symbol, with BD/YD at sides/ heart gem and White at top/ forehead gem.
>>83493067
because there hasn't been any evidence to the contrary
Why do people have such stupid, nonsensical headcanons about this show?
>gems aren't actually made of their gemstone
>diamond is actually a title
>they don't make gems out of garnets or opals
ALL DUBS BELONG TO STEVEN
>>83493138
"So...all these souls, all these hearts, every one of them now joined as one. I wonder, should they break apart, should this "Cluster" be destroyed, what would be their final memory?"
"if I had to guess, it'd be something along the lines of a rattling shriek, the crunch of crystal and the fading echoes of a brave woman's last laugh"
>>83493054
Lion is sentient. He's a cat being aloof is one of their things
>>83493238
It's bait Anon.
Just don't feed and it'll die.Like that planet
>>83493250
this thread needs more of this, and less of people arguing about theories and waifus and head cannon
>>83493265
>Lion is sentient.
and a secret hunk
>>83492972
No , whenever Peri would talk about "the Diamonds" it sounded like they were the counsel of gems that lead the gem empire , my first thought wasn't , oh yeah there is a whole RACE of gems who's specifick purpose is to lead the empire.
>>83492654
to be fair to the retards, gems materials DO change when they fuse
>>83493144
>wrong size
>wrong shaped gemstone
>identified immediately as a quartz by gems who have never heard of her
>confirmed by the creators again and again to be a quartz
>fits the defining description peridot gave of a quartz
>>83493105
She's almost certainly going to leave out a few details. Like Malachite.
>>83493138
>the cluster mutants are Crystal Gems
>they were grabbing at Garnet because they recognized their comrade, and were begging her to help them
>there's nothing Garnet can do besides bubble them
Fuck Keeping It Together. That episode is just... gah.
>>83492318
>>83492463
>>83493102
What did I do to deserve this
>>83493347
I doubt Jasper is a smooth liar
>>83493250
hey pal
do you have this picture of Pearl where she's really alien looking?
She has these frills coming out of her like an organic version of her season-1 skirt, since this was made when the show was new
please I've been looking for it for ages
>>83493347
I don't think Jasper will return to Homeworld alive.
>>83493347
Saving your comrades is misery.
>>83493390
Sorry, I don't think I have that
>>83493333
just like when she explained that there is a whole race who's functions is LITERALLY to be soldiers, engineers, or elegant servants?
>>83493352
Are we posting Steven now?
>>83493238
Believe It or Not these theories used to hold water until show later debunk them but some people are too stubborn to let go. But we're definitely better at theory making then Reddit and Tumblr combined.
>>83493144
It's chemical composition man, in fact Peridot mentioning that Steven's gem was some kind of Quartz is proof that she was, in fact, a quartz. Presumably, this kind of identification would be apparent to any gem. Rose could lie all day and night, it wouldn't magically turn the silicon and oxygen atoms that her gem is composed of into carbon.
Think of it like pencil lead. Pencil lead is carbon, but greatly resembles chemical lead. Even so, no matter how much someone tells you that the "lead" is you pencil is actual lead, it will still be carbon.
Pink Diamond would have to find a way to actual alter her atomic structure to become Rose Quartz. Maybe there is some way in-show, but from what we know that seems more like grasping at straws..
>>83493376
What are some lies Jasper can make up to tell the council/YD that leaves out Malachite?
Maybe she will have a moral dilemma in wether or not to pin it all on peridot, damning her to death for real
>>83491959
Reminder that we can still post in /trash/, it's a real board and not just a dismissive insult.
>>83493472
you're advertising it? i thought you guys liked it slow
>>83493238
We don't know if they have Garnets or Opals in HW.
>>83493438
HE'S NOT FOR SEXUAL
GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>83493440
We're much better than reddit but tumblr I'm not sure. Mind you about 80% of our theory shit is coming from one guy
Lynn dutch ovens Steven. How does he react?
>>83493472
>Advertising the hidden board
I mean i knew you guys were desperate but come on, don't try to gather people here just quite getting blue balls and post here already.
>>83493472
fuck you, trash/sug/ blows hard
>>83493423
Hehe. She will never love you, Pepe.
Is Warp Space part of Earth or is it another dimension?
>>83493514
So they just don't make gems out of garnet, opal, sugilite, malachite, or alexandrite for some reason?
>>83493467
Ship malfunction, runaway crazy peridot, couldn't get into contact in HW
But peridot is still doomed if she says this..
>>83493514
I'm thinking they don't. Jasper could immediately recognize Garnet as a fusion. Peridot had issues just being around her at first.
I bet that fusions are unique gems. Especially the larger ones. Malachite referred to itself as a monster or something.
>>83493564
So it's just like your average /sug/
>>83493375
>>83493532
But what if...
>>83493422
yeah but there isn't just one race for those jobs , soldiers: Jaspers, Rubies , Amethysts . For the other jobs we haven't seen more gems , but I doubt peridots are the only gem race that are engineers. I just presumed the title of Diamond was given to gems that rose above all others .
>>83493572
It looks like the network is set up in another pocket dimension.
>>83493581
They don't occur naturally in production, I'd assume. To keep things more simple.
>>83493572
I'm thinking another dimension. There already plenty of inter dimensional stuff, like inside the temple or lion.
>>83493606
I can't unsee
>>83493599
>Sorry, but there's only room for one abomination on this measly planet!
>>83492234
from a pretty good film https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85An2_2dp4s
>>83493572
The name is right there anon. It's simply charting a course through 4-dimensional space (or 5-dimensional spacetime). Since we know our spacetime is curved, it's possible that the distance between two points in warp space is shorter than a straight line through space
>>83493654
Anon, gems are made from gemstones. why wouldn't they make Garnets from garnets?
>>83493613
I don't know what i was expecting.
>when you have a lot of fun playing splish-splash in the water
>>83493636
It's like trying to talk to a child.
>>83493352
>>83493438
reminder that jeff liu follows that pedophile and regularly tweets with him
>the BPRD investigates beach city because of obvious reasons
what happens ?
>>83493703
What would be the purpose of garnets if they were made? We don't really know much about HW, so discussing any further would just the headcanon bs that you apparently hate so much.
From a writer's perspective, I can't imagine them wanting to introduce HW versions of our fusion gemstones, because that would just be confusing to explain unless it was to be an important part of the story. Once again, we just don't know and you can believe whatever you want.
>>83493844
Is Jeff even aware?
>tfw jasper is growing on me
Someone save me from this hell
>>83493250
"Bring strong, you move through space effortlessly. No one fucks with you, you get to look down on everybody."
>>83493636
No anon. There's no Matrix of leadership for gems. They're just made to rule or serve.
>>83493844
drawn artwork is not an indication of your sexual affiliation.
Jeff Liu likes eastern art and drawing straight shota is not unheard of, so I don't see the problem here.
>>83493572
When steven floated out of the warp stream, the area looked kinda like the gem geode. I'd need to take some screenshots to compare.
>>83493901
Like, a fungus? Are you getting corrupted?
>>83493901
Embrace the beef, anon.
Embrace the fact that she will become the Vegeta of this show, and will end up protecting Earth because she has called dibs.
Come on.Just say 'yes'.
>>83493921
YD still looks so fucking goofy. Her proportions are fucked up. Slight changes here and there, a little less yellow, and she'd have a great design.
>>83493861 it's hard to say, since it's not clear how much of garnet is garnet and how much is ruby and sapphire
the only part I'm certain is universal among garnets is electricity, since neither ruby or sapphire have it
>>83493606
put th adult swim logo in the corneror fox
>>83493774
I don't know what's your problem , I'm not arguing that Diamonds aren't a race that lead the gem empire , I'm just saying why I thought Diamond was a title and anyway throwing insults in a discussion seems a lot more imature then misconstruing the politics a cartoon.
>>83491450
Rebecca Sugar
Such a silly booger
She made a show that's pretty gay,
But that's okay.
It makes me happy anyway
While telling my pain to amscray.
>>83492179
>>83492318
>>83492463
>>83493102
>>83493613
someone please tell me how these were made for reasons
>>83494003
Everyone in this show looks goofy and has fucked up proportions. Get over it.
>>83493874
he has to be, it just makes me uncomfortable knowing they speak a lot and jeff loves his steven shit
>>83493849
friendship
>>83493921
Who made the Diamonds?
Are the figures on the pyramid mural predecessor Diamonds, or are they still the same ones?
>>83493901
Prepare to wait for a loooooooong time.
>>83493901
That doesn't sound good.
Your best bet would be to get a sander and try to scrape it off.
>>83491592
shoo-gar
loo-gar
coo-gar
boo-gar
>>83494003
The sad part is she looks really fucking close to pic related. The difference is canon YD looks like she'd been through hell.
>>83494008
Could just be an added plus the fusion Garnet gets since her components have elemental powers as well.
>>83493918
In that last moment she seemed as wholly luminescent as the Sun, and I wished to be so brave.
Now she's gone, and in her wake, she left me.
Wielding lightning, armored in the thunderbolt.
>>83494023
the guy's too lazy to make the effort to communicate better
>>83494118
Are you a native English speaker? If so, where are you from? I can't think of an accent where all of those words would sound the same.
>>83494172
Did she have a reference sheet?
>>83494172
Canon YD looks middle aged, not anime youngling like you want
It's more fitting this way
>>83493901
>anon is cultivating a waifu with his body
>>83493983
>>83494115
>>83494435
I shouldnt have said yes
>>83494228
according to the creators, hot and cold come together to make lightning. that said, it's a unique power, but it's hard to say whether a unitary garnet would have future vision fireproofing or rocket fists. actually, I cant even say if a unitary garnet would have gauntlets,
We know from Barn Mates that all gems pf the same kind have the same weapon since peridot mentioned all Lazulis like flying
>>83494494
I wonder how powerful Stevens abilities of telepathy (mentally traveling into other gems and talking to them ,like lapis in "Chille tid" or the cluster) would get in a huge multi-gemmed fusion.
>>83491187
>there are people on Reddit right now wondering if this is real
I'm not kidding
>>83494669
its hard to say, gem powers don't always seem to carry over. Garnet doesn't have super speed or temperature manipulation
>>83494765
she can survive submersion in lava, though
>>83494050
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
Peedle is best gemjust dont take her chips
I want to help Lapis through her problems because shes a great person who has suffered more than any person should have to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwXDyPy0FOk&lc
Dou Hong
>>83494825
I think going through wars and watching comrades get shattered is worse than sitting in a mirror for what amounts to a blink of an eye to a gem
>>83494820
Chaps*
>>83494862
To that, I say "Wau!"
>>83494813
she's heatproof but she can't absorb or create heat. Actually, this is good evidence that Garnets really do have future vision since she doesn't have all the powers of her components but does have new ones that they don't.
This probably also means that unitary opals do have four arms, which explains why there were four-armed statues in the Lunar sea spire
>>83494882
I didn't say she suffered more than any gem, but being stuck in a mirror in a fragmented form being one step away from being a fragmented gem is quite an ordeal, plus the whole malachite thing is pretty traumatic I think. But pretty much everyone on the show has problems
>>83494765
True , we don't see her using Fire or Ice , but she can withstand extreme temperatures and I think she did inherit at least some of sapphires speed.
Could you imagine if all multi-gemmed fusions with Steven are extremely unstable because he hears and feels the suffering off all living creatures around him.
>>83494825
https://join.skype.com/OmMcNVKbAKiy
>>83494917
>Peedle doesnt talk but communicates with gestures
>Hangs out with lion
>Makes freaky Alien face and hisses when Amethyst takes her favorite snack
Why isnt this a thing already?
>>83494974
The cracked life must be pretty normal for gems too, unless rose Quartzes/healing powers are more common thank we think
>>83494675
>Garnet changed the time on Stevens clock to make him panic and go faster.
Now this is what I call a keikaku
>>83495066
Amethyst and Pearl look especially cute there
Paul Villeco is good.
>>83495066
More like gaycockooh
In unison
>Finished with out chores, Master Universe.
I was looking for artists taking commissions, and I found a terrifying jasper that just... Called out to me.
I need to close photoshop.
>>83495181
I want to be sexually bullied by Jasper while she wears a maid outfit
>>83495028
Ain't touching that shit, negro.
>>83494765
Garnet has the speed. Watch her fight with the tentacle monster in Meat Beat Mania.
>>83494814
thanks bud
>>83494814
what is it ?
>>83495400
MODS
>>83495400
>>83495429
MODS........
>>83495429
>>83495400
>>83495429
>>83495429
Absolutely disgusting.
>>83495054
its not for home world gems, the CG on the other hand have a lot of experience with these types of gems since quite of few of them are likely remnants of the rebellion
>>83495532
moar?
>>83495532
>>83495570
STOP
T
O
P
>>83495532
dick girl shit is fucking stupid
Thanks sug I was at work
PORN POSTER IS BACK
PANIC
PERIDOT IS FOR HUGS NOT FUGS
>>83495185
I don't think I understand but the faces are making me laugh.
>>83495622
THIS
GIRLS SHOULD HAVE VAGINAS
>>83495634
Don't go to 4chan at work.
>>83495643
Tang's art sucks and always has
>>83495647
Thats my fetish
>>83495647
Enjoy your ban.Oh goodness that is a good lookin' dick and pearl face though.
Welp
Futafags fuck up yet another thread
>>83495697
GET OUT PARA2!
>>83495622
>dick girl shit is fucking awesome
fixd
>>83495667
It's bad wikihow art. Originally it was mickey mouse stuff in the bubble, and it was supposed to be a family excitedly planning a disney vacation.
DESIST
ALL OF YOU
MODS
PUT US BACK IN THE TRASH
>>83495720
>Ruined
More like improved
HISS
The mods have forsaken us for Toonami and Hot Pockets. Who will save us.
>>83495532
>>83495570
>>83495647
>>83495697
>>83495716
>>83495722
>>83495748
>>83495792
Absolutely sickening
great. we're gonna get banned from /co/ now.
>>83495767
Thanks. Wikihow is unintentionally hilarious.
This is what I like about /sug/. it actually WANTS to go to /trash/.
>>83495708
The ol' roman soldier helmet
>This thread
>Futafags right now
>>83495722
>>83495729
>>83495833
>Jasper will never stretch your ass to the point where your farts don't make a sound for weeks
Plz , someone , make it STOP !
>>83495826
I almost regret laughing at all those ">he does it for free" posts. Janitors, pls help.
With this much porn mods are just going to nuke the thread.
It was nice knowing you all. Please remember to sit up straight and stay hydrated
Look, porn is fine, futa is great. but why dump it on a blue board when you can just as easily link to a thread on /d/ or something
>>83495949
Baa
>>83491450
burger.
can you fucks just fucking go
>Peridot seesThis thread
>>83495848
It happened to /got/ on /tv/ and now it's going to happen to /sug/. Why must all the generals I love go this way?
>>83495962
ty, best mom
Mods have that Detroit response time. If this was a break in 2 anons would've been raped to death already
>>83494993
No but we do see alexandrite spit fire which would could only come from ruby
WE SANDPEOPLE NOW
>All these people getting triggered by futa
Can't handle the girth anons?
>>83496142
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FUCKING FETISH
GO LIKE YOUR DICK GIRLS SOMEWHERE ELSE
So ... is it over ...
>>83495965
pls listen to reason
>The janitor right now
>>83496172
I want to see two handships do the suggestive fist bumping peridot did
>>83495965
probably /aco/, not /d/
>>83496182
Wow, I am unsure what is sadder, the fact she is basically admitting it herself, or the fact pearl is being forced to stay there and listen to it.
>>83496142
1) your fetish is all fine and good but post it somewhere else
2) Lapis is clearly Wojak to Peridot's Pepe
>>83496249
Or that garnet is laughing at it
Huh ok , so lets start over ...
Are there any good theories whether or not the gem that puffed Lapis was a CG ?
>>83496274
>Implying I'm posting it
Nah, I just enjoy the show when it comes on.
>the entire thread
>>83496329
How puffy do you think her labia is?
So, sine porn is getting dump, lets have some real talk.
Since it's a cartoon, they'll probably never really explain how Steven was conceived or birthed. At least they have been intentionally ambiguous about it so far.
Since gems are capable of, at least, simulating sleeping, eating, pooping, crying tears, etc. Who thinks Rose and Greg actually had regular human sex and she had a human-like pregnancy? (which resulted in her death)
Other thoughts?
>>83496329
I just watched that part again. It looks like the Woolie gem comes from the left, while all the other gems are coming from the right. The other gems look like the same kind of loyalist gems from flashbacks and Pearl holograms of the rebellion.
Just judging on the blocking, it looks like Woolie is implied to be a Crystal Gem.
>>83496504
The crew's stated several times that Rose shapeshifted a uterus
Now it's a party!
>>83496504
didnt ian confirm that she straight up shapeshifted herself a functioning womb
>>83496446
as soft as she wants it to be , since she would need to shapeshift it in the first plaice
>>83496504
The crewniverse has explained this out-of-show.
It's pretty much that. Rose formed a uterus and did it the human way.
>>83496504
Well, it was probably normal human sex, but a weird magical birth that involved Rose' gem being transfered to Steven
>>83496504
There's a deleted scene from Log Date where the gems introduce Peri to eating and Amethyst teaches her how to create a digestive system, they can actually form organs at will
Think we'll ever see Stevonnie fuse with a gem /sug/?
>>83496504
This>>83496550
But I personally think rose went the extra mile with giving Steven her gem. Rose could have birth a human child and live.
>>83496504
hologram-womb
add in rose's healing abilities to help sustain FetusSteven
So Greg knows about Garnet being a fusion, but doesn't know Ruby and Sapphire by name, which makes sense.
But I'm thinking that he might have met them only once, right after Steven's birth. Loosing Rose might have shaken them up enough to cause them to split in front of him.
>so this is what /co/ thinks of /sug/!
>>83496504
Well we know she used his DNA.
And in Lion 3 she looked pregnant so...
>>83496674
i wonder if we'll see stevonnie fuse with more humans
go full on end of evangelion
>>83496706
Yeah, they've also said we're gonna see if a gem can have birth without giving up their form-- Rose more than likely did go the extra mile.
>>83496674It'll be with one of the Gay Barn residents
>>83496446
Since she's a thinnie minnie, probably not very. But you know it's going to be very... WET.
*ba dum tiss*
>>83496550
whaaaaaaaa.... where?
>>83496731
Aw.
>>83496674
After Steven does.
>>83496804
>we never see Steven fuse with a gem
>but Stevonnie fuses with everyone
>>83496674
Probably not, unlesss it's the finale entire CG fusion.
>>83491152
Is the screenshot on the right from an episode?
>>83496838
Do you think every time there's an earthquake, the cluster would have an orgasmDo you think that everytime the cluster has an orgasm, there's an earthquake
>>83496838
Connie with eyelashes looks so much better
>>83496504
Here anon , everything you need is said right here
>>83496853
It's from an extended intro which is pretty fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H23rpzOAIzQ
>>83496882
California must be on its fuckin clitoris then
>>83496142
Aren't girls with peepies just men?
i miss when we thought peridot would not have limbs
>>83491693C O M A
>>83496504
rose isn't dead, she's just fused with steven
i wonder if steven had the gem pulled out of him, if he'd unfuse into rose and another human... or a pile of human organic material
>>83496903
P.S. this is directly written by Rebecca , so it's even more canon than the show
In the Classroom Gems, Garnet says that fusion is extremely difficult to perform. But Ruby fused with Sapphire when they had only just met for the first time by accidentally getting shoved into her.
I think, especially since those shorts are supposed to be the Gems teaching Stephen, whenever they mention how difficult fusion is to perform their just saying that for Steven's benefit.
>>83496791
>whaaaaaaaa.... where?
http://ianjq.tumblr.com/post/113794156834/i-know-that-the-gems-are-sexless-agendered-etc
>>83496903
>one of a kind
I wonder if that implies that Rose was a singular gem.
Did Zuke get canned? Is CN having a Zuke Suit Riot?
>>83496882
Its in a bubble and it doesn't have a body to orgasm with
>>83496976
I think the latter is called dying
>>83497007
I think she said it's extremely hard to maintain.
>>83496950
Peridot is like that when wearing the enhancers.
she only has her normal limbs when she reforms with out the enhancers.
why is she in so much pain all the time? could you imagine the grief in her heart?
>>83497023
neat
>>83497046
Fug, they saw that drunken post she made on her public Twitter, didn't they?
>there is the distinct possibility that Lapis was the first gem Jasper fused with
>now she loves it and is gonna be an addict
It's gonna be like when a once virgin keeps calling after what should've been a one-night stand
>>83497007
She said it was hard to maintain. The actual act of fusing is easy.
>>83497096
she's actually been way happier than usual lately.
pearl didn't even yell at amethyst when she almost blew her human cover, she cheered for her. seems almost... too happy/content for pearl.
>>83497150
Tang is 18 now people need to step off
>>83496182
All this time and still my favorite SU fanart
>>83497150
If they actually gave a shit about her twitter being "kid friendly" she'd have been canned a LONG time ago
>>83497150
Lauren seems to be the type of person to smoke weed, not drink alcohol. I'd almost rather have to alcoholic, stoners are the fucking worst.
>>83497096
I like to think she never got the chance to actually tell Rose "I love you."
Of course Rose being caring toward everything never realized there was something "more" in pearls feelings.
On top of all that other stuff like rebelling against homeworld for Rose, and war ptsd.
>>83497096
Pearl was in love with Rose for at least 5000 years. She's probably much older than that.
Rose died (for lack of a better word) ~14 years ago.
It must feel like Rose died last week.
>>83497150
which post?
>>83497150
Does Lauren Zuke have any self awareness? It's almost cringeworthy because so many of her co-workers and other non-degenerates follow her.
She ain't gonna go anywhere after SU ends, that's all I gotta say.
>>83497255
greg was probably the first person to demand that rose respect him and to find common ground, instead of just worshiping her or following her orders
>>83497332
She tweeted a pic of herself knuckle deep in tangite
>>83497287
Solid point
>>83497332
The gif of the guy sticking his penis in another mans pocket and pissing in it
I can't help but feel that maybe the show gently glided over the shark sometime around Peridot joining the team.
>>83497408
>Zuke boarded catch and release
>>83497287
If one assumes Pearl is mentally 40 years old, it would've been a bit over a month. Still miniscule but not quite that short.
>>83497287
>>83497255
it will never be better for her for a long time i think. imagine spending ten thousand years with someone and then they just aren't there anymore and your whole reason for existing is shaken to it's core.
>>83497201
but what about when shes alone by herself?
Why are there no moms in Beach City?
>The Pizzas
>Mayor family
>Fry family
>>83497408
I'm sure there will be some talk about how she doesn't even feel like an actual member yet.
She still hasn't reformed. Peridot poof is coming unless she gets corrupted or crushed.
>>83497350
first human at least. But I can definitely see how low confidence Pearl would put herself down on that level.
>>83497046
what made you post this? did CN do something about her?
>>83497515
Sadie has a mum.
>>83497515
Sadie's mom
Vidalia
>>83497347
hey fuck off zukes doing the best she can just like any one of us.
>>83497407I know you're joking but I kind of want to see this if such a .gif exists.
>>83497287
She also mentions about being "only a few thousand years old" when she started fighting. Gems who live more sedentary lives probably live millions of years
>>83497506
>that picture
>"pearl alone by herself" shit
not this stupid faggot again
>>83497347
I don't know if she ever made it back from the garden store
Wasnt it only 2-3 threads ago we had a lengthy discussion about greg helping pearl get over rose?
>>83497515
I cannot stop laughing about the fact that the crew literally completely forgot about making moms
>>83497408
Honestly, I kind of feel the same way. My enjoyment of the show dropped a lot once Peri became a main character. I was hoping it was just temporary and I'd start liking the show again but it still hasn't happened yet.
>>83497545
>>83497543
Ok yeah I give you that. But its still rather odd. Not a big deal though
>>83497408
I kind of feel the same way. But I'm ok with it if she and lapis stay side characters and don't actually become part of "the team" on a regular basis.
>>83497515
Rose had to eat them in order to absorb their genetic material and learn to create reproductive organs
>>83497408
Nah. ...then again, they haven't had any slice of life episodes since then.
>>83497567
>I know you're joking
I'm actually not, does anyone have a screencap?
>>83497624
Beach City's rather weird.
>>83497584
>jewish nihilism
>>83497408
Peridot saying "I gotcha number XDDDD" did it for me
>>83497654
LOL I need to see this. Please someone post this.
>>83497733
Really? Not K A P O W I E?
>>83497645
>Rose had to eat them in order to absorb their genetic material and learn to create reproductive organs
My new headcannon.
I just realized that the reason Garnet doesn't have fire or ice powers even though Ruby and Sapphire do is because fire and ice cancel each other out
>>83497374
anyone got a link or screenshot?
>>83497752
oh, true, thank for reminding me. christ.
>>83497347
You act like this shit actually matters.
It doesn't. Especially when you have personal connections.
>>83497779
makes sense to me
>>83497779
actually the heat and cold mix together to make electric powers
>>83497779
maybe she doesn't feel the need to use flashy powers when bunches are equally effective?
probably they cancel each other out though.
>>83497374
Zuke just wanted her jolly ranchers back
>>83497896
i thought it was because ruby and sapphire scissor at god speed, causing friction and static
If that anon who asked for 1080p Transparent Earl is here..
Here you go.
>>83497955
Headcanon ACCEPTED
So, I figured something out.
That young gentleman Earl?
He's excellent at both pitching
>>83497779
The passive effects of the powers apparently remain. She can swim in lava, and can probably survive cold temperatures better than the other gems too.
>>83498010
AND catching
What a man
I mean, on the surface my infatuation with him seems hetero, but I can't help but feel a little les
>>83497624
Not really, its a small town and not every family has two parents, just like in real life
>>83498010
>>83498062
I don't know. Something feels off about him, I feel like I've seen him before.
>>83498010
>>83498062
>>83498010
le gender meme aside, how the fuck did she know so much about baseball and shit? outfit too
>>83498155
Rose shoved a baseball bat down to the bottom up Pearl's ass because she said she'd let her do it if she really loved her
>>83497173
How can she be an addict when she is dead?
>>83498155
Steven explained the game. Baseball is simple just boring.
>>83498192
You might say she's adictdead
>>83498155
She was around for its inception. She picks shit up quick.
Unrelated, but I'd love it if someone did an edit of this with pearl.
Baseball sucks
>>83497173
Pearl could fill in. Remember that shit with Garnet?
>>83498155
It's her secret hobby, like Amy and wrestling
>>83498228
France sucks.
>>83491796
>>83498228
And you blow.
>>83498010
>>83498022
Thank you! It's nice to see such a wonderful athlete receive some love.
>>83498232
It's gonna be hard to imagine her settling for the dolled up slave class gem
>>83498180
arousal intensifies
>>83498228
At least we don't have to worry about our baseball stadiums and music venues being shot/blown up.
Just our schools, mosques, and news reporters.
the grief will always be there.
>>83498323
Only if you really want me too
>>83498324
We all appreciate the rocks here. Even the human looking ones.
>>83498328
Jasperdemtion could lead anywhere
>>83498260
I actually really like France except in the context ofcolonialismand soccer. Although I will admit the Zidane headbutt is nothing short of glorious.
>>83497733
Lapis should've had a line like "where did you learn to talk like that" so it could be a joke about Amethyst influencing her instead of coming across like 'look guys, she's wacky!"
>>83498487
I thought they made it pretty clear at the end of the episode
But maybe by then it was too late
>>83498323
>>83498383
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVTrCgyW3MY
>>83498223
>she picks shit up quick
Pearl didn't even know what jokes or birthdays were despite living on earth for so fucking long...
Which leads me to my next question of why does Peridot pick earth shit up so fast, but pearl is still repulsed by food, doesn't understand human relationships, and many other things about humans
she might be somewhat techie smart but i think she's the dumbest crystal gem
>>83498487
Funny enough ive got the invers
>>83498580
Willful ignorance, duh.
Peridot is actively seeking new information and experiences.
Pearl just wants to stay home and cry over rose. Plus she doesnt seem fond of humans
Everything you have
Everything you are
You've got to give
On the battlefield
When everything is chaos
And you have nothing but the way you feel
Your strategy, and a sword
You just think about the life you'll have
Together after the war
And then you do it for her
That's how you know you can win
You do it for her
Deep down, you know
You weren't built for fighting
But that doesn't mean you're not
Prepared to try
What they don't know
Is your real advantage
When you live for someone
You're prepared to die
Every time goosebumps and tears in my eyes
>>83498580
She picks up physical stuff quick, and has prefect recall. She could probably see one pitch and get the basics down just from that.
She also spent most of her time on earth avoiding humans, so of course she wouldn't know much about things like birthdays. The other gems didn't know about birthdays either. They just don't care about those things.
>>83498687
How could amethyst not have known
>>83498647
>When you live for someone
>You're prepared to die
I didn't ask for these feels
welcome to high /sug/ musical, staring pearl
>>83498647
its because she would dash herself against rocks repeatedly if it meant saving rose.
>>83498647
I usually don't care about Pearl that often but a couple of those lines just raises some questions.Was Pearl just 24/7 protecting Rose during the fights for Earth?What DID she plan to do after the war?
>>83498647
She spilled a lot about herself that day.
Poor thing. I can't wait to see how pearls are treated on homeworld
This was a request I made a while back, someone colored it in and it's pretty cool. Just thought I'd share.
>>83498555
trips confirms YTP is the ultimate form of art
>>83498720
Watch the episode.
>>83498763
Fuck rose.
>>83498772
>I can't wait to see how pearls are treated on homeworld
But do you really? I understand you're curious, but I think you already have a good enough idea of how they're treated. Do you really WANT to see that? Especially if it's like Hit the Diamond and they all look like our salty princess. Could you handle seeing her treated as just a Pearl?I don't think I could.
>>83498756
>its because she would dash herself against rocks repeatedly if it meant saving rose
Except she was never really in danger since she just poofed and reformed. Humans are brave because they are fragile and fight anyways. Gems aren't capable of that same bravery when they have a get out if jail free card like that
>>83498647
it's as if Disney wrote a song about unhealthy relationships
>>83498889
Peridot showed us a bit
And Jasper will also for a good while
>>83498889
Stop being a faggot jesus christ.
>>83498827
hey now.
>>83498763
Probably. In the same episode garnet says the Pearl put Rose over everything. Maybe she planned on becoming rainbow quartz, but garnet style.
>>83498772
I think how Rose treated Garnet when they met, combined with learning about other pearls and stuff, is some foreshadowing that rose was probably the first person to treat Pearl like a person.
>>83498647
>so madly protective and caring, you throw yourself in front of fire to protect the one you love
>fully knowing you might not get reformed the next time, that this one can do in for good
>Would and does do it again in a heart beat, do it for her
fuck, jokes aside this is legit stuff
>>83498958
even then, that only made pearl's worship even more fervent
>>83498647
reading the lyrics by itself, i realize how great pearl's story is and it's quite depressing.
>>83498945you're an allstar
>>83498647
Now youve got and made me sad
>>83499017
get cha game on
>>83498945
That rose looks like a pig
>>83499049
>>83498989
>>83498980
when does pearl get to be happy again? imagine if she could just see rose one last time?
>>83499074
Go gay
>>83498893
gems can get cracked and shattered though. having their body poof in battle is the same as being unconscious with an enemy combatant with a weapons standing over you. Death is very real.
>>83498915
It really hit me out of left field to. It starts off lie, they're singing about swords in a Connie training montage. There are clearly some Rose undertones, but then WHAM, story about war and "I would die for her."
Holy shit Pearl, this girl is 12.
>>83499156
Pearl was probably only 1200
>>83499133
She does though
when steven stretches
>>83499133
When she finds a new giant woman to love
>>83499133
She just needs to discover the healing power ofDICK
>>83499206
Aw little baby pearl
>>83499206
>Pearl: You're awfully young to begin something like this. But, I suppose I was only a few thousand years old when I began fighting alongside Rose Quartz.
Younger.
>>83493542
>Mind you about 80% of our theory shit is coming from one guy
That is completely bullshit
>>83499394
>a few thousand
>younger than 1200
Anon...
>>83499133
>imagine if she could just see rose one last time?
>yfw series finale Steven sacrifices himself to bring back Rose so she can save earth
>>83499455
Yeah what the fuck is that about
What guy? Whoever it is, that's a lie
>>83499471
Shit my bad. That's a sign I should probably go to bed.
>>83499394
>pearl considers a few thousand years young
fuck sake how old is she, no wonder she still has a pearl servant mind, she was one for thousands of years,
>>83499394
So pearl is only about 8000 to 10,000 years old?
Dayum. I don't know why I thought she was so much older.
>>83499560
>how old is she
A few thousand + somewhere between 5,750 to 6,000 years.
So likely around 9000 years old or so.
Pearl is dead
>>83499156
Pearl was legitimately frightening during that episode. You felt for her in the end, but Jesus Christ.
>>83499598
You're dead
>>83499598
No she's not.Not yet.
>>83499580
You can't even assume that
When did peal first meet rose VS when did Pearl begin to go from slave to person to sword fighter in training
>>83499545
Good night, love you!
>>83499624
She was a few thousand years old when she began fighting alongside rose. She went through the slave to real gem thing within those few thousand years.
Makes sense, right?
>>83499666
If you really loved me you'd at least give me a goodnight fingering.
>>83499692
>implying I'd forget
I'll be there in 5
>>83499692
>>83499731
You two are so cute.
>>83499666
Goodnight Satan I'll be back to shitpost with you guys in the morning.
Why does Jasper's hair have to look so impossibly floofy. There is no way any human can have that kind of hair and it's making me upset.
>>83499796
all quartz types have big hair
>>83499796
>There is no way any human can have that kind of hair
You know they aren't humans right anon?
>>83499848
this guy gets it
>>83499796
No woman can have that height/muscles/stripes either
>>83499876
There is that 6 foot 5 or so woman who does shotput or whatever in the Olympics. She's fucking huge. I'll post a pic and more info next thread.
>>83499945
Jasper like 8' like rose tho
>>83499848
amethyst was actually 'born' with short hair, people forget this shit
>>83499975
The tallest woman in recorded history was Zeng Jinlian, standing at 8'2. She didn't exactly have the muscles but it is possible for a woman to be that big
>>83499987
We don't know what she looks like when she was "born"
she only had short hair in a flashback, and they can all change how they look whenever they want.
>>83499156
>Holy shit Pearl, this girl is 12.
Gems don't have birthdays, remember? No growing up. They still have pictures of themselves fighting sharks during the founding of Beach City hanging up. Connie's entire life is going to be about equal to day in the life of Pearl. Humans are like so many mayflies.
>>83498935
>Stop being a faggot jesus christ.
anon , did you notis this was a general for the most frendly , lovable , accepting ,relatable cartoon most of us have ever seen , let the man be emotional , I personally relly loved his post and it made me "awww" .
>>83500080
I'm speaking more from my perspective than from Pearls.
>>83492656
Poor guy.
>>83493102
fuck this one actually got me
>>83498806
That's pretty cool!