/sug/ - Steven Universe General

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post more bob

>>83479295
Lapis has no such butt.

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Don't forget ta PLACE YA BETS!

http://www.strawpoll.me/10394882

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>>83479295
yes sir

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>>83479295

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First for Steven been blacked

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>>83479208
If Amethyst and Greg didn't fuck, then she certainly wanted to.

There's 2 ways to take that scene, you know the one, either Amethyst was upset that Greg took Rose from her or she's angry that he doesn't care about her as much as he cared about Rose.
After all, he probably would have skipped out on Steven if Rose had asked for one more episode, right? (Not realizing Rose wouldn't have asked that of him)

Watch back the scenes with young Amethyst and Greg, she's by far the most interested in him at the start, it isn't hard to imagine her having had a crush on him.
Maybe she still does.

That'd be far more interesting than Pearl and Greg getting together, Amethyst and Greg uncertainly trying it out.

She even copies his hairstyle.

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Here we go.

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I want Lapis to spit in my morning coffee

its not fair

>>83479311
fuck off retard

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>>83479222
All it would really take is for greg to catch her during a tender moment, hes a nice guy hed probably get over their history to hash it out with her.

Unlikely that would happen though, pearl has her magic crystal room to cry in.

>>83479299
The weird thing about that is that pearl seems to be taking roses death way harder than greg. Whether its the human mentality of keep moving forward, her much longer time spent with rose or the fact that shes a pearl that lost her owner and its hard to overcome her nature is unclear. I actually kinda like the last part. There was an interestin g fan comic where pearl stands up to yellow diamond telling her that shes her own person to which YD counters "who told you to think that"

>>83479365
>reading pic related
so the population count of Homeworld didn't change

>>83479313
Are you the VN anon?

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>>83479319
You're thinking about it as it actually happened.

Think of it as Pearl would think of it. Would Pearl blame Rose?

Not a chance.
Who's the other person involved that she didn't really like that much anyway?
Greg.

In fact that could easily be what brings them together, her realizing that Greg didn't know that creating Steven would 'kill' Rose because Rose never told him.
And realizing that despite that he blames himself just as much, but he's so proud of Steven that he handles those feelings one day at a time.
Same as she does.

The two are incredibly alike in certain ways and that's the basis of a really interesting potential relationship.

>>83479360

I didn't realise this was rule 63 until Steven

What if Steven had been conjoined twins?

>>83479427
No i think that's the modeler for the nightmare hospital parody.

Limbs is the one doing the VN

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>rerun block focused on Peridot
>literally called "Peridot's Redemption"
Pffft!

>>83479429
I don't get it.

https://www.cartoonnetwork.ca/schedule/

>Still down.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDK9QqIzhwk

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>>83479456
Limbs? That's their name? I just recognise them by "ff" on their drawings.

>>83479431

Since you were asking.

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>>83479420
Here you go man.

>>83479426
>implying Homeworld isn't just the Diamonds sitting alone in a vast, empty room inside a hollowed out planet
Greg is going to drive his dick into their hearts.

>>83479429
Doesn't Greg or Steven say in the guide that they knew Rose had to give up her form?

>>83479420
Honestly it's possible that Rose didn't explain anything to the gems and had simply ignored them in the later years of her and Greg's relationship. In flashbacks we've seen that she's practically oblivious to others feelings and likes to unintentionally use others for her enjoyment.

>>83479295
>>83479315
How can a man be so sexy.

I'm not even gay.

For now.

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>yfw had peridot participated in the baseball game, she'd be called "Perry"

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>>83479461
Now just gotta wait 'til her enhancers get redeemed.

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>>83479365
I mean the potential is certainly there but i feel like amethyst is too immature for greg. He may be laid back but he stills an adult. And a father at that.

>>83479468
The picture, I mean.

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>>83479397
Just a few more episodes and I'll disappear back into the aether anon.

>>83479543
>not percy
The fuck man

>>83479563
Greg is dejected from realizing that his girlfriend is an unimaginably ancient alien being who he will never truly relate to.

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>>83479276
>>83479375
Well, she has the wacky roommate, so now all she needs is for her to get a job.

So, Big Doughnut, Fish Stew Pizza, Funland, or It's a Wash?

>>83479599
Crystal Gems.

>>83479505
No thank you I'd hate to bring other people into this since I give up a lot aand I don't want to let others down when I get frustrated and quit.

What if male metal aliens

>>83479461
i could've sworn they aired that last monday already. wasn't today supposed to be the in too deep recap?

>>83479481
i feel you man, i've been checking as well. it HAS to be something changing if it's down, right?

>>83479608
The Metal Men has to be one of the dumbest ideas yet

worst DC heroes worst SU fan theory

>>83479596
I thought Greg ceased to exist and only his hair was left.

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>>83479599
I want Lapis to be mayor's miss Bellum.

>>83479461
The commercial for this block was pretty great too. Even the female announcer enthusiastically said "YOU CLODS" (seriously you could hear in her voice she loved saying that)

>>83479608
"Male civilization vs. female civilization" is a tired cliche and it'd be dumb. The Gempire's military technology is probably just for steamrolling primitive organic species to make way for colonization.

>>83479608
>M E T A L
>having genders

>>83479599
It's a Wash would be the optimal choice

>>83479450
what if rose had twins? steven and rebecca universe

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>>83479610
>i could've sworn they aired that last monday already. wasn't today supposed to be the in too deep recap?
They did, and it was. Goodness only knows why it wasn't. I was kinda looking forward to it.

>>83479699
This is the correct choice. Greg is chill enough to get along with Lapis, and he knows what her deal is in a way that the other humans don't.

Also the water thing.

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>>83479681
>CN is starting to love cartoons again

Are the dark times over?

>>83479295
The artist just added ass and tits.

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Ah Shteven! Perhaps now we can continue with our session. Tell me about your parents....

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>you ready for a good night's wank
>you open bathroom door
>see this
what do?

>>83479755
The dark times will never end, anon.

>>83479688
>for steamrolling primitive organics
>all the military tech we have seen is specifically anti gem and literally did nothing to an organic like Steven

nah man their tech is clearly anti gem not anti organic

>>83479772
Why the fuck did i go to the bathroom to masturbate

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>>83479535
I'd say that Greg was basically the first person that Rose 100% thought of as a person.
Think of it, she was a 5000 year old war lord who ran a war against her homeland with brutal precision.
And won.

People were tools for her, her human lovers amusements, her allies, well, followers were the only contact she had and they worshiped her.

Greg actually called her out on not treating him like an equal and if you watch her in We have to talk and compare to the Video, you can see the difference between the two.

Dating Greg is what made her truly understand humanity and the planet she chose to fight for.

Does anyone have that screencap of an anon detailing Steven turning into a MILF?

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>>83479360
>Normal gems wear dresses, have boobs and have similar signifiers that make them being genderless totally ridicilous
>Rule 63 gems don't have beards and hairy chests
this sapphire and ruby wouldn't seem gay to me

>>83479770
>"Well doc. My dad fucked a rock.

>>83479772
>Busy here Lapis, either help out or get out

>>83479755
I mean we will never get back to the darkest time, aka CN Real, but will we ever return to the Gold Age?

Probably not

>>83479738
Is that image a reference to Straight outta Compton?, Garnets even got her gauntlets out like Easy-E holding the gun.

What would happen if Homeworld first invaded Earth in 2016?

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>>83479699
Lapis working at the car wash would be great because there's no way she and Greg would get along at all.

She did try to drown his kid after all. The irony being that Steven is the only person on Earth Lapis gives a shit about. Greg of course only gave her the job because Steven begged him to. Hijinks ensue.

>>83479420
Well to the gems it's just yesterday she was still there

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>>83479772

>>83479869
but why would Lapis need or want a job?

>>83479854
They'd realize the primitive natives have at least enough firepower to threaten them on the ground, so they obliterate every major city and military center from orbit and colonize as usual.

>>83479885
Yesterday, or a month ago. They don't really have a concept of time. It's probably an illusion to them. Lunchtime doubly so.

>>83479854
Earth'd still lose, it's like in Half-Life 2 with the Xen. The invasion would only take 8 hours.

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T H I C C

>>83479755
The dark times are long over, it's a question of whether or not we'll ever return to the glory days.

>>83479608
What if extremely feminine metal aliens?

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>>83479276
>Clod City

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>>83479836
I see..........

>>83479918
Artist?

>>83479792
That's true, and also weird. Was all that stuff developed during the rebellion, or are the Gems regularly fighting each other?

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>>83479360
Nah, she will be raped by male Pearl 24/7

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>>83479891
Because Greg owns the barn, and bitches gotta pay rent.

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>>83479854
Anon you missed the thread where we went over (with math) what it would take to break/kill a gem.

In short, our common ammunition(specifically 5.56) would shatter gems on impact

So we can fight them with man to gem boots on the ground, thats good. What comes next is what the gems have for ranged weaponry, explosives, armor

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>>83479918
T H I C C er

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>>83479918
that's a little over kill don't you think?

Peridot and Lapis fusion when

>>83479794
easier to clean yourself off and not waste tissue paper

>>83479920
what if they still use male pronouns

>>83479959
if it was developed during the rebellion I think Garnet would have known to avoid the gem destabilize the first time

although maybe its stuff they invented because of the rebellion and how badly that went

>>83479918
>and then you'll blow up

>>83479952
discount-supervillain http://discount-supervillain.tumblr.com/post/145369037867/soon

>>83479969
sounds like a reason to start living in the temple, which they are gonna do eventually anyway

not a reason to get a job

Guys where are all the good cartoons? This show is great and all but i need more. Why are there no attempts at making a series akin to avatar in the senese that its a big adventure?

>>83479973
Dude they have FTL spaceships the size of a car, humanity would be wiped out before we even knew they were there.

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>>83480008
>Extremely androgynous metal wo?men?
>In a show where vocalists frequently voice characters.
>Bowie's gone.
>Prince is gone.

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>>83479918
>>83479978
>Peri-fags finally getting on board with legs
Legs.

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>>83480047
they tried that already, anon.
its called legend of korra.

>>83479869
Greg will just let that slide.

>>83479952
>not knowing scribbles
discount-supervillain.tumblr.com

>>83479803
>And won

I wouldn't say that, out of thousands of soldiers under her command only three survived with the rest turned into giant beasts roaming the land.

Plus experiencing the horrors of war against Homeworld probably built up an intense hatred that would have made Peridot being U bubbled impossible, meaning that they never would have known about the Cluster and would have been killed along with Earth.

Rose at best had a hollow victory and had she still been alive would have doomed the Earth. Rose Quartz dying is the best thing she's ever done.

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>>83479276
Witch Lapis does things to me

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what do you think Lapis and Peridot were doing while Steven was floating?

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>>83479499
>morioh 92
ayyyyyy

>>83479295
>>83479315
>>83479346
this is not an image dump board fags and if you want more images look in the booru you uter fucking idiots.

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>>83480058
That doesnt really mean anything.

We know their rebellion was fought gem to gem n melee.

Considering that gems are superheroes physically its not totally unprecedented that their weapons tech stagnated to the extreme.

We know they have grenade tier explosives from lapis and we know they have lasers. Neither of which are impressive for space empire.

>>83479608
It's called Transformers Animated.

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>>83480135
>also kira's tie
niceeee
artist pls?

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Those who enjoy the summer are people who don't have to drive places. Or you live near the ocean. But let's be honest, at that point the humidity is just gonna kill you anyway.

Welcome to Afternoon /sug/, where we look back on our poor life decisions and find comfort in gem waifus while trying to desperately stay "on topic". I'm your host, Lamar Jerusalem, thanks for listening.

Not a whole lot going on just yet, but that's mostly because its so early in the day, but what kind of person would I be if i didn't keep you up to date?

Let's go.

>BREAKING FUCKING NEWS: Last Thread reaches page 10 without image limit being hit?! Whoa! This reporter is proud of you guys for not being disgusting memers.
>Amethyst confirmed worst gem and a hypocritical crybaby. She's that one kid who laughs and torments that one weird kid in your class just for shits and giggles but as soon as its her turn to get put in the firing range, stop the presses.
>Costanza Baggins proves just how stupid he is by trying to equate an alien rocks reproductive habits to a humans. Wowie its almost like they're ALIENS with DIFFERENT methods of existing! What part of "parasitic alien organism" is unclear? I seriously hope he doesn't do this again.
>Discussion about Steven raged on through the afternoon. Is he an abomination? A gem? A projected savior of gemkind? Neither. He is clearly a precious star child who just wants to eat a lot of food. I could go for some food. All I've had today is a hixken nugget and some fries.
>A real life Young Vidalia is posted much to the pleasure of her fans. One anon interviewed in the interim reports he broke his desk from his boner hitting it so hard.
>The Mind-Linked anons strike again. Only instead of a few seconds, it was only one second. They're getting stronger… how terrifying. Like j said before, keep that industrial bug spray handy.

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>>83479977
>THICCCCCC ERRRR!!

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>>83480149
Triggered?

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>>83480167
Thanks for the update LLNK

>>83480133
Definitely not that yet.
Probably Peridot walking on eggshells trying not to get murdered.

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>>83480149
>autism

>>83480133
Lapis decided to move into the gaybarn, Peridot tries to be sweet, Lapis quickly decides to sleep on the silo again

>>83480154
>their weapons tech stagnated to the extreme
That's literally wrong though.

>>83479803
>>83480102
Rose was basically america when it was a colony of britain.

They didnt "win" the war so much as they made it not worth continuing.

Even then they got nuked. Their ideology dies with them. Or would because steven is actually doing more for the crystal gems as a whole by teaching and befriending homeworlders than the surviving crystal gems ever did

>>83480167
>worse gem calling another gem the worst

>>83479360
Hot damn R63 Garnit is SEXY

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>HEY PAY ATTENTION TO THIS THING, IT'LL BE IMPORTANT LATER!
Okay, Rebecca, now you're just fuckin' with me.

>>83479977
R U B E N E S Q U E

GUYS WHAT IF

STEVEN CONNECTS WITH HIS DREAMS TO JASPER AND THEY'LL BUILD A FRIENDSHIP IN MULTIPLE EPISODES UNTIL THEY'RE REUNITED

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>>83480133
Who knows

>>83480154
>interstellar Gem warships
>Gems flying through space between ships to engage in ship-to-ship melee combat

I am okay with this.

>>83480154
Gems would wreck us.

One on one isn't the same as Earth vs Homeworld.

>>83480186
>>83480198
you mad? he has a point btw.

>>83480030
KAPOWIE!

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>>83480251
what if she's dead

>>83480244
Did someone bubble Blue Diamond?

>>83480239
>That one time the Brits nuked America with a bomb that turned the colonists into monsters, leaving only Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, and Adams left to fight them.

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Amedot is end game

>>83480251
Don't type in all caps, retard

>>83480282
Surprised I didnt see this edit sooner. Also Jasper watching a DBZ parody when?

>>83479869
Greg is fine with Peridot, someone who has repeatedly attacked his son. I think he'd be okay with Lapis if he knew she wasn't trying to drown Steven anymore.

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>>83480167
doing gods work

>>83480267
a fat girl killed a gem with a pointed stick in hand to hand combat.

>>83480298
>Washington, Franklin, Jefferson, and Adams
>they match Garnet, Amethyst, Pearl, and Steven unreasonably well

>>83480298
I would watch that. To be fair though, who wouldn't?

>>83480298
What are you trying to imply? It's not like the Crystal Gems developed their own society and are totally not still on a cleanup job after the war.

>>83480102
Contrapoint.
Enough enemies were lost in the combat that the enemy withdrew and left the planet alone, it recovered fine and is still free.

A terrible, horrific loss of life isn't a fail factor in war, saying Rose lost the Earth war is like saying Britain lost World War 1.
It radicalized the enemy, destroyed the land it was fought on and a generation and had unintended consequences.

But they won.

>>83480298
Best AU setting ever.

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Pearlven?

>>83480325
Sadie is a strong buff super F R E S H midget

>>83480244
>>83480285
Wait. WAIT. WHAT IF THAT'S ANOTHER GEM CORRUPTION BOMB.

>>83480167
I LOVE YOU !!!

>>83480325
That's why I said one on one isn't the same as Earth vs Homeworld.

>>83480337
how is Steven anywhere close to being Adams?

Garnet is Washington they are both stoic leaders

Amethyst is Franklin, they are both total hedonists

Pearl is Jefferson, they are both massive flaming hypocrites

but how is Steven Adams?

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guys, I drew Porl pls r8

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>Diamonds
>flawless beings
Oh, Peri, honey... You don't seem to understand what show you're in. That's kind of precious.

>>83480407
shit

>>83480303
I prefer adding a third gem, just to balance things out.

>>83480407
8/10

>>83480358
Do they feel like winners yet?

>>83480407
dick/10
>you're pretty good

>>83480407
Needs more gay and tears, but you're on the right track.

>>83480365
What if that's the original one that was Duct tape-repaired?

Prototype design schematics.
>Final Episode involves Greg Allah-Akbaring Homeworld in his van.

The thing is, the faction with space superiority wins. It's just physics. They don't even need weapons, they just need ROCKS. Gravitational potential energy, yo.

>>83479681
Any links to the commercial? I want to hear this.

We used to think they'd team up with Jasper under a temporary truce just to stop the cluster from killing them all

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>>83480407

Pyrrhic victory

It was a pyrrhic victory.

Well, almost.

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This never gets old.

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>>83480407
>that smile
its beautiful

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>>83480418
I agree

Polyship would be a way better end game but I doubt it will actually happen

I would love if it did though

>>83480337
I think Rose makes way more sense as Washington, and mostly agree with >>83480395, but Garnet as Adams doesn't sit right with me.

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>>83480251
Here's my pitch for the plotline.
Universe crew pay attention.
>Steven comes across some sort of quartz weapon/tool
>the gems say it's his birth right because it belonged to Rose
>there's a trick to using it that has to do with emotions and something like fighting spirit
>the gems can't or won't teach it to him, it would spoil his innocence or it's too dangerous
>in secret Steven gets Jasper to teach it to him via psychic dream
>over time they build up a bit of a frenemy student/mentor bond with Steven talking with her about other problems and maybe using her advice in mundane stuff
>when the time comes for a confrontation this gives her enough reason not to kill him

>>83480167
Ms. Lazuli! What do you have to say about the starving Armstrongfag population? Have they reached Peedlefag levels of thirst?

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Vampires sucking gem juice.

>>83480395
They are both half-human alien hybrids with healing spit.

>>83479360
63 usually makes things better but Steven is worse. Also Garnet should at least be buff.

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>>83480505
heck yeah boiiii

>>83480505
Gems aren't even organic. There's no life force to suck.

>>83480363
die.

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Let's talk about boobies.

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>>83480505
did someone say Fangs?

>>83480363
I want to lick that armpit.

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>>83480267
Whos talking about one on one? Obviously humans are totally outpaced by superheroes but they cant walk off bullets and while they can close the distance very rapidly with their super leaps its basically just shotput but with a bigger clay bird and you have an automatic weapon

meaning if a bunch of gems ever leap at a platoon its gonna be raining gems

Infantry vs infantry guns are sort of a good thing and roses shield is a super special thing apparently, plus gems dont wear fucking armour for whatever reason.

It would make sense for an intergalactic empire to beat primitive apes like us handily but i also cant imagine WHY gems continue their melee focused warfare, even against other gems ho would be their equals.

The real reason why homeworld would win is because all it would take is a single lapis. For obvious reasons.

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>>83480363

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>>83480469
What if Steven gives Jasper the dick in their dreams and gets her addicted to murdercock?

In all seriousness, him visiting her in their shared dreams, talking to her, finding out why she follows Homeworld and her warming to him through them just talking and him keeping her company when she's trapped, despite there being no tactical advantage to helping her survive could be incredibly sweet.

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>>83480538
Well Rose had them and Amethyst has them

not really sure about anyone else

>>83479681
>>83480457
http://princessharumi.tumblr.com/post/145024827708/cn-is-marathoning-peridots-redemption-arc-right

note the date. i guess the cn schedulers really likes peridot

>>83480167
AAAAAAAAAHHH I MADE IT IN TWO NEWS UPDATES! One was a complete accident though

So...what now? Could I finally write back to home telling the folks there I'm no longer an irrelevant failure?

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How much does Peridot like shorts.

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Remember when we all thought Hit The Diamond was going to be YD arriving on Earth and shit getting rekt?

Oh ho ho ho...

>>83480594
what did you do?

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>>83480538
rock tiddies

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>>83480539
no it's vampires not stupid fangs

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>>83480493
Poly is for limp-dicked on-the-fence fags who don't want to pick a side in glorious shipping wars. Join the winning side

>>83480589
That's adorable.

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>>83480539
FANGS
A
N
G
S

>>83480599
Bottom percentage.

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>>83480539
FANGS!

>>83480149
If you aren't going to enjoy the chat room, go somewhere else.

>>83480476
I want to sit inside her cockpit and masturbate. I think she'd appreciate that.

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>>83480416

>>83480599
52% using her regular outfit as a reference

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I ship Steven with all the Gems and you can't stop me.

Can someone help me make a list of evidence/hints that pink diamond is dead, and now there are only 3 diamonds?
Or have any crazed fans already done this?

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>>83480635
another one for the collection, thanks anon

>>83480569
I imagine that most of the reasons we gravitated to ranged weaponry over melee warfare just don't apply when your opponent and yourself are both super powered holograms.

>>83480675
But Pink Diamond is Steven

>>83480493
I also had a brilliant idea for the Amydot fusion, here goes:

She can, on top of opening her mouth incredibly wide, split her bottom jaw in half down the middle for added creepy.

This is on top of her horrifying shapeshifting, which I think would be reminiscent of Mr Fantastic when he went off the deep end (When Steven tries to get her attention at one point, she shapeshifts four eyes and a mouth in her hair and uses that to talk to him)

>>83480565
Don't.

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>>83480622
nah, because a three way relationship can actually work out better with gems than it can with humans, since they can all fusion together at once to make the perfect 3 way fusion, there is literally no reason why gems would gravitate toward a 2 person relationship the way humans do, we do beside of our binary sexual reproduction but in theory gems can perform fusion with any number of individuals, although smaller numbers are better clearly so 3 seems reasonable

also I do hope there is a Amethyst Lapis episode soon, that would be really fun even if its not a shipping episode

>>83480285
They wouldn't just leave a bubbled diamond on an unguarded moon station they can't reach.

>>83480705
so basically she starts doing some of the weirder shapeshifting stuff that Jake does in Adventure time?

>>83480581
Jaspearl can fix this

>>83480758
>Jaspearl
no

>>83480741
Unless they thought BD was shattered during the war. It could have been a mercy from Rose.

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>>83480758
I'm really not sure how I feel about this ship

I mean I want Pearl to be happy, but I feel like this would just end up being an emotionally abusive relationship

>>83480699
I'm Steven

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Let's talk about pearl's state of mind for a moment.
Is it just me or is steven as an actual part of the crystal gems doing her really good? I mean, what was pearl's initial condtion? Stern with neurotic tendencies, yet of course caring, among many other things. The emptiness rose has left was still quite dominant. Now the focus has shifted to more lighthearted moments with her, occasional silliness and smiles. There is a gradient, a sign of progression becoming ever clearer. Steven has a therapeutic effect on her, in fact, on all gems.

>>83480244

Is that like a smaller version of the Geode?

>>83480581

>Is not single
>In fact has a harem on Homeworld

>>83480613
I called Amethyst a hypocritical crybaby in Too Far here >>83474744 (although another anon convinced me to see this episode in another light and I agree with him)

And I was temporarily mind linked to another anon >>83477808 >>83477809

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who ships Bismuth and Jasper?
Bisper or Jasmuth

>>83480777
They don't look good together imo

>>83480777
I think the best way Pearl could be happy would be if she got a healthy relationship (not necesarily romantic) with both Greg and Steven, and let go of Rose without forgetting of her.

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>>83480777
kind of hard for a relationship to form if she keeps throwing her in the ocean

>>83480777
Well I support Jaspearl only if Jasper has a decent redemption arc.

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>>83479276
I want Peri-powie fags to LEAVE!

>>83480699
But Rose killed Pink Diamond.

>>83480808
she can be with Greg

It would be like Steven's actual parents finally getting together instead of both of them pining over some dead woman in a painting

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>"Peridot, are you okay?"
>-TRAITOROUS CLOD- "No!"
Every time.

>>83480777
It could work if Jasper mellows out a ton.

>>83480851
>ITS A CHRONICLE OF MY DECENT INTO MADNESS!!!

>>83480671
Doing God's work

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>>83480835
this is an invitation

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>>83480504
I feel bad from any anon who can't reliably get their waifu/husbando fix. I k ow that feel too well. Wishing that on someone should be a war crime.

>>83480240
I don't pretend to be better than I know i am. Unlike Amethyst

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Why isn't Steven sexy?

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>>83479360
I assumed that Male Garnet would have facial hair like Worf.

>>83480777
I cannot imagine Pearl wanting such a relationship with someone who was a sworn enemy of Rose and very likely killed her allies in the war.

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>>83480899
He will be.

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>>83480884
>>83480835
>Can you believe it, Steven? That plane flew into the tower and went KAPLOWIE

>>83480635
And all because of a stylistic choice for a few scenes.

Thanks Crewniverse.

>>83480804
>Poor little blue gem

Very quickly becoming worst fanbase.

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>>83480874

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How fertile is Connie?

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>>83480899
He's too chubby
He's like 12 you pedo
His hair is poofy

That's three off the top of my head

>>83480835
>3.65 MB, 8896x7616
why

>>83480954
Shit is a good fertilizer.

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>>83480954

>>83480954
very

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Hey Opal-fags, your waifu just showed up for like five seconds to stretch, sigh, and pick up a thing.

>>83480851
WHAT?! WERE YOU TRAPPED IN A TAPE RECORDER TOO?

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Why was Sadie's Song so bad?
I totally related to the message it was giving about Sadie's mum cause my parents were like that too, so I felt like I should have at least tolerated that episode, but for some reason I didn't enjoy it and can never bring myself to watch it again.

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>>83480973
This kills the Australian

>>83480949
>Very quickly becoming worst fanbase.
>implying it hasn't already happen

>>83480979
>poo in the loo

>>83480911
>>83480938
KINKY

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>>83480954
TOMB WOMB
O
M
B

W
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B

>>83480954
Is Steven fertile, though?

>>83480749
If you want to see it that way, then yes.

Anyways, the shapeshifting doesn't get horrifying until the Peridot part of Atlantisite uses it to do multiple things while having a conversation with someone. Mostly she uses it to give herself six limbs, Vlitra Core style.

>>83480954
>That comic
My first time seeing Gravity Falls porn.

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>>83480954
very

also bonus points for both shadman and pincest

>>83480831
Hue.

>>83480999
Because townie episodes are inherently shit, and Sadie is a completely uninteresting character.

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>>83480954
How fertile is her mum?

>>83480795
Steven is good for Pearl, I really do think that even when she was around that Rose's relationship with Pearl wasn't that healthy. Around Steven she seems genuinely happy and not in this state of cloudy bliss that Rose gave her.

It must be so nice for Pearl to be around someone who loves her as much as she loves them.

>>83481030
I am become DEATH, destroyer of worlds

>>83481007
>poo in the loo meme
Why does /co/ hate Indians so much?
>inb4 "t. indian"

>>83479311
I love you place ya bets anon, your polls are fun and you post great Rose pics

>>83480610
You mother fucker my sides

>>83479397
Why don't you fuck off faggot, if you don't like the polls than don't participate, for now just quit your whining and enjoy the hiatus

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>>83481056
wew lad

>>83480954
I'm thinking the first time Futa Stevonnie masturbates, they orgasm but oddly don't ejaculate, and then when they unfuse Connie is preggo.
So like, 100%?

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>>83481021
From a biological standpoint you would assume not, as he is a hybrid of two species, similar to how mules aren't sterile. But this is a Human fucking a space-rock and then creating a child that is also the mother, so who fucking knows.

From a cartoon standpoint I don't think we'll ever find out, unless we get a future-based episode and we see him with kids

>>83480951
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pRROs8oerU
I will post Oingo Boingo and you can't stop me

>>83480992
>Opal stretching
>implying this is somehow bad

>>83481065
I both hate indians and think connie is a terrible character.

I'm also disappointed that steven's ethnic love interest isn't korean considering how many koreans are working on this show.

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>>83480797
cool anon, hope you get on the next update

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>>83481084
nigga wut

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>>83481056
just ask Armstrong and Connie's new baby brother

>>83481021
they're both fertile. that's why they just fap as stevonnie instead

>>83481090
If we're speaking from a "cartoon standpoint" then pretty much anything could happen. Human kids, 75% Human/Gem 25% Gem/Human kids (depending on if he has children with other Humans or other Gems), or like Rose and he gives up his body for the child... somehow.

Anything goes, really.

>>83480992
Yeah but dem legs though

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>>83481084
haha , omg , I didn't think about that at all , ty for making me see the bigger picture !!

>>83481030
Anyone have that picture of Armstrong as the Viltra Core that Ellipses did?

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the real question isn't how fertile is Connie

but how soon before she pressures Steven into knocking her up?

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>>83481084

>>83481130
>>83481084
>People actually think that stevonnie has a cock
Why must futafags force their fetishes into everything?

Which gem has the best fans?

>>83481139
I really doubt 25%/75% hybrids will happen, because Steven's gem 50% is entirely his mother.

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>>83481084

fund it

>>83481176
Look, either Stevonnie has both a cock and a vagina, or absolutely nothing.

>>83480851

I just want to pick her up and tell her how awesome she is.

>>83480899

Connie thinks he is.

>>83480882

...Causing floods, striking people with plague and famine, ordering mass murder...

>>83480925

Seems plausible

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>>83481084
>kek
can't argue with that logic

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>>83481144
Legs.

>>83481176
>implying stevonnie doesn't have a cock

>>83480954
>>83481021
>>83481090
>>83481139
There was that sand cum idea. That each of Steven's swimmers have a tiny Gem seed like the injectors used.
Better hope she really does have a tomb womb or this is gonna hurt like hell.

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>>83481208
Only the best.

>>83481182
Armstrong, because they try really hard for some reason and I can appriciate that.

>>83481223
what exactly do you think Pearl has been training her to do when Steven wasn't looking?

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>>83481182
If we're being dead ass serious here.
It's probably the Garnet ones.
Amethyst is a close second because none of her fans live in infamy yet but the Garnet ones are still neutral as hell and haven't done shit as bad as Pearl, Peri, Lapis, and Jasper fans.

>>83479360
That is an extremely attractive Garnet, Pearl is a twinky little fuckboi, and Peridot is also pretty hot
t. Bisexual man

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>>83481186
Well the Gem is literally 50% of Steven.
>>83481223
I love that idea, it's a somewhat reasonable explanation for Steven's children being able to have their own Gems while being hilarious at the same time.
I'm actually more for the idea of Steven's kids essentially being the fusion of him and his partner, but anything goes.

>>83480407
BUT WHAT IF HIS

So when does a fusion obtain its own personality? Does it require extensive time in that form?

>>83481176
The more pressing question:
does alexandrite have 4 vaginas?

>>83481223
sand cum idea is pretty stupid desu

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>>83481251

>>83481265
its unclear

hopefully we will learn more in Know Your Fusion

when it comes out 2 years from now

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>>83480705
The Maker, right? That motherfucker was crazy.

>>83481279
You're pretty stupid desu

>>83481268
Maybe more.

>>83481268
We already know that Malachite had 6 armpits, so yes.

>>83481176
wait.... it's literally a male and a female combined.
this is like, one time where it ACTUALLY makes sense for it to be a futa and NOT fetish pushing. niggah, are you cray?

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>>83481268
imagen

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>>83481257
>Garnet ones are still neutral as hell
That's because we know Garnet is truly best gem and don't need to overcompensate like the others

>>83480992

Ten feet of shiny, muscled legs...

>>83480999

Maybe it was the sight of Steven in a dress.

>>83481006

Twilight fag-hags actually used violence - I am talking about acid and road flares - against people who denounced Edward.

>>83481093

I like that.

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>>83481261
>I hate cum. It's rough, and coarse, and it gets everywhere."

Jesus christ, my sides.

>>83481303
No really, what would be the reason for Steven having sand cum, since neither gems nor humans have it.

>>83479456
>No i think that's the modeler for the nightmare hospital parody.

Who? What? Parody, what kind of parody?

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>>83481293
I wonder, did they already have ending to the series or still hoping to get green light to the 5-6 season?

>>83481300
way didnt anybody killed him

>>83481268
She has zero, like all gems.

Unless she wanted to get freaky or something

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>>83481360
Also because she has yet to do anything REALLY bad like Pearl or Amethyst.
Remember she isn't perfect but she isn't as bad.

>>83481337
>>83481176
maybe they have a completely new sexual organ that's compatible with both standard ones.

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>>83481223
>That each of Steven's swimmers have a tiny Gem seed like the injectors used.
You mean they'll use Connie as a living kindergarten?!
http://g.e-hentai.org/s/55a6a0c135/906503-168

>>83481391
If gems don't have vagines, then how is steven form? how rose get pregnant.

>>83481369
He's not just a Human, and he's not just a Gem, he's an entirely new being with strange biology that we're unfamiliar with in regards to the details.

>what would be the reason
BRIDGE
R
I
D
G
E

>>83481293
Thats what I mean, its so confusing. Garnet,Sardonyx, and Sugilite have their own personalities, but Alexandrite, Malachite, and even Stevonnie are several people at the wheel

>>83481300
the fuck they did to Reed ?