Let's storytime some Batman. Starting off strong with Batman

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ATTACK ON JOKER

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Lost loyal henchmen seek leadership but alas they only found the Joker the poor fools.

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What flavor gum you got there? Brandy.

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Batman throwing pebbles? Is he a crimefighter or juvenile delinquent?

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Wherever Batman goes property damage soon follows.

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Good thing there was a horse upstairs

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HELLO!

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The Joker's got a fetish for putting poison on just about everything.

>>83479221
>wuxtry
wat. how are you supposed to pronounce that?
WUX-tree? UX-try? uux-tree?

I must know.

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Batman, never say "Right into Poppa's arms!" every again please. Throwing bad guys around while making bad jokes is fine, please continue that.

>>83479475
And that, in an extra word, is the meaning of wuxtry. When a newspaper released a special edition, newsboys would take to the streets shouting “Extra! Extra! Read all about it!” This got morphed to extry and finally wuxtry, which was used in early 1900s comic strips to indicate a New England accent.

And who says you never learn anything on 4chan?

Just say EXTREY as jersey accent as you can and it'll end up as Wuxtry.

>>83479432
Batman gonna get some pussy!

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A non-consensual piggyback ride! Also notice how everyone seems to be making jokes BUT the Joker.

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I was hoping Batman would literally slip and hurl off into space.

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Poisoned flaming arrows?! Where does the Joker get all these wonderful toys?

>>83479502
Bruce says it every night to Dick anon

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Going a little nuts on the bold there, Bob Kane.

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Warned you about the stairs, bro.

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Can he get a cool villain name? Can't be as cool as Mr. Hyde. But more cool than just naming him after some dumb animal.

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Queer and frightening indeed.

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We'll never get that Popeye vs Batman crossover, Robin. Don't get your hopes up.

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I wonder how many times the word "queer" is going to be shown in print. We're not even halfway done and it's more than I expected but less than I hoped.

>>83479502
>jewel thief
>long, flow-y dress and cape
>no mask
>no gloves
>boob window
I can dig it.

>>83479556
Wow! That's a neat tidbit.
and I learn things on 4chan all the time like how alone I am.

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Did cars not have license plates back then?

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THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU

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"It's Black as pitch!"

God, I love this writing. Also Batman you have a massive pimple coming out of your head.

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It's crazy crazy!

I wonder when Alfred gets introduced because pulling a bullet from Bruce sounds like something he should be doing and not Robin.

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He probably just doesn't like you calling him a lamb all the time. He's going to bust your chops and there's mutton you can do about it.

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THIS KEEPS HAPPENING

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Did you get your thrill-a-minute as advertised?

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Wutta queerfish clubfoot!

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Bruce and Jim Gordon two fashion disaster men about town!

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Why does Bruce Wayne have a big Y on his shirt? What could it mean?!

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That's a tiny window to skulk through

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Car's in the shop Robin we'll have to hoof it tonight.

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Oh Batman you neverending source of witty banter you.

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Never get tired of hearing clunks

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The narrator is really getting into this.

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Teehee look at that tiny head Batman!

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I wonder why clubfoot hookman never made it as one of Batman's rogues. I'm sure Frank Miller could have made good use of him.

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Nice sex dungeon you got down here

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That gun really should have a hook bayonet on it if he's going for a hook theme.

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WAARNING

THIS ISSUE WILL HAVE YOU HOLDING ONTO YOUR CHAIR

YOU HAVE BEEN WAARNED

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Just hanging out on the train. Looking for criminal hobos.

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A bunch of racist stereotypes wearing diapers? How'd you know just how to hit my fetishes, Bob Kane?

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He's not going to kill you but he doesn't have to save you either.

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You've got a career in pro wrestling my friend!

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"He's very cute! Cute is just the word for him!"

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We gotta gape at that man. Gigantism is a wondrous thing.

These old comics are something else

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Page 10 here we come!

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No one's going to say anything about that purple elephant in the room?

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Death count is always high in these comics

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They draw that lion from memory I take it?

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It's been cured of its purple all's fine

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Robin kills some poor creature. Just like GOD ordained Bob Kane to depict

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And that's the end. And like most Batman comics of the age he's responsible for murdering the criminals.

Hope you guys enjoyed this and have a good weekend!

>>83480035
>good boy good boy