What if instead of Powerless, we got an Office-style show about

>>83444771
>writers are sitting around a table presenting their ideas for their next story arc
>Tom starts out "So, I had this one experience based on something that happened back in the CIA."
>tenses up, has the thousand yard stare
>they continue the meeting, leaving Tom to his PTSD
>come back in the morning to him still there

>>83444771
>the episode where they send Grant Morrison to deal with Alan Moore harassing people in the parking lot

>[mumbled Scottish profanities]

>>83444771
>that Halloween episode where Scott Snyder is locked alone in the building with the power out
>and Frank Miller is wandering about

It was pretty frustrating how long it took Scott to realize Frank could only detect movement and couldn't see him if he didn't move. That was obvious from the first encounter.

>>83444771
>Grant and Geoff go on a magical quest for cereal

>>83444771
>literally Chads

Over the course of a season, Geoff Johns' desk becomes more and more loaded with cereal boxes and paraphernalia until the season finale, in which the cold opener begins with somebody trying to find Johns and opening his office door only for gallons upon gallons of milk and cereal to come gushing out, leaving Johns in the middle of his room wearing swim trunks and holding a novelty giant spoon.

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>>83444915
>meanwhile, at Marvel

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>its a "Johns loses his shit after Jim Lee hides his cereal" episode

it was funny at first but Psycho Johns got repetitive.

>>83444942
>it's a Bendis and Cameron Stewart get into a Tumblr argument episode
>CamStew runs down to Morrison to ask him to curse Bendis

>>83444829
>Tom, what happened?
>It was an accident, I swear it! I didn't know the kid was there! I had no choice!
>What?
>Nothing. I was just thinking at the next batman storyline... yeah, nothing more.
>Tom continues to stare at the window for the whole episode

fund it

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>>83445008
>jim lee
>not Keith Giffen and J. M. DeMatteis

They literally already have the script for the whole episode too

>>83445017
>it's a Dan nixes Tom's idea to have an issue where Batman accidentally kills innocent civilians and spends the rest of his run dealing with the guilt episode

>Hey guys i had another great idea for a Joker story
>Oi its not nutha story 'ere 'is a poof is it
>well he loves batman but-
>everyone laughs at snyder

>>83445062
Giffen is Booster, DeMatteis is Beetle, right?

>>83444771
I could see a show akin to The Gary Shandling Show(s) about the writers and artists and the rest of the editorial staff. That could be fun.

>>83444771
>running joke is Berganza raping everyone off-screen

>>83444771
>episode opens with Dan receiving another Harley Quinn proof at the exact last minute
>asks Johns to go investigate what's going on
>Johns delegates it to Scott
>Scott goes down to find Jimmy Palmiotti and Amanda Conner literally spend almost their entire work day on top of each other, only bothering to quickly throw stuff together in between

>>83444771
>An argument about whose Joker should be in the new DC universe comes to blows, eventually solved by including all of them

>Grant Morrison shows up in very few episodes
>his episodes are regarded as the best
>Geoff misadventures at the supermarket
>Snyder gets pissy and decides to join Marvel. He comes back traumatized at the end of the episode.

>>83445154
>it's a Greg Capullo defends Scott from the interns calling him gay scene

>Moore is on the phone, and REALLY wants to talk about a recent project

>>83444771
>that episode where Jim Lee redesigns the DC office
>just adds a bunch of pointless piping everywhere and paints the walls the same colors but darker

>>83444771
What about cameos of old writters?

Neil Gaiman?

>Bob Harras is namedropped once at episode
>people say he's always busy in his office
>he is never shown until the last episode
>his office is empty

>>83445415
Amazing.

>>83445448
Paul Dini? How would a episode with Dini be?

>that episode where the guy meets the ghosts of Gardner Fox, Curt Swan, Jack Kirby, Siegel and Shuster, etc. Whilst also being pursued by the most evil ghost of all... Bob Kane

>>83445518
>"Okay, Paul. But can you not make Zatanna a literal insert of you wife thi-"
>gets up and leaves the building

>>83445380
>>Moore is on the phone, and REALLY wants to talk about his wizard cave

>>83445518
>Dini and Timm come to the office just to say hi to everyone
>Didio begs Dini to write Detective Comics #1000 and Timm to save the DCEU
>they both refuse but agree to write a quick one-shot for Batman in DCAU style
>Didio read the script and is amazed
>he is ready to send it to the press
>Dini burns it
>he and Timm leave the office laughing, while Dan tries to put together the ashes

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>>83445547
>DC writer's summit
>Creative talent bouncing ideas off one another
>Dini speaks up
>"I really think Harley would be a perfect addition to the Justice League."
>Pic related

>>83445310
Kek

>>83444851
Oh my God, Alan Moore as a creepy homeless warlock who just haunts the underground parking garage and occasionally submits award winning comics would be the best thing.

Other comic staffs can be introduced as antagonists:
- Marvel: pink-haired, effeminate men in tight pants and mustaches with hipster shirts.
- Image: 90s throwback cool guys who are all made up like The Crow or Sting from the WWF.
- Zenescope: really, really creepy balding, fat pervs who just leer and never actually say anything not under their breath.
- Valiant: a bunch of normal people who everyone forget exists and have to be reminded of whenever they're brought up.

>>83444771
>It's a everyone in the offices goes to the Gym Episode
>Snyder and Capullo being best bros keeping tabs at each other
>Gail Simone ducking out and trying to find a way out of this situation

>>83444771
>that episode where Morrison creates a real life multiverse and marries his Earth 11 counterpart

this is what I thought it was when I saw the first press release on it, I'm still disappointed it's not

>>83446431
>His earth11's dad is Earth 11 Alan /moore

>>83444771
That episode when Johns was a hack

>>83444771
Who would be a primary antagonist for each member in pic related?

For Morrison, I think it would be Moore and Millar.

>>83444771
Literally everything is better in Mockumentary style

I actually recently finished the office for the 3rd time. Priceless show. Season 8 sucked though.

>>83444771
>David Goyer gets brought on as a comic writer
>He ends up being an annoying fratbro douche who laughs every time they mention non A-List heroes and calls everyone else nerds and virgins
>Eventually the office gets so annoyed that they all band together for the first time and beat the shit out of him

>It's a Bizarro Earth Episode
>Bizarro Johns is just Bendis

>>83446358
>Dark Horse
Emotionless factory of writers who churn out a series of average works at a daily rate and have no ideas or identities of their own and bow down to whoever is the most successful at any given point?

>>83445448
>Gaiman sitting all day waiting for a meeting
>Too polite to butt in
>End of the episode someone finally acknowledges him
>just as he opens his mouth to speak, cut to black

>>83444915
>literally a pleb
Look Grant and Geoff throwing down the World's Finest pose. Those are heroes anon

>>83444771
>Bendis is an old man hard of hearing.
>This is why he repeats everything.
>Episode ends and he says nothing of significance despite having 70% of the episode's dialogue

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>>83446572
>they use Martian Manhunter merchandise to hit him

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series finale

>>83444771
i can only name 3
am i a cuck?

>>83444771
>Cloonan shows up for an episode.
>Dan keeps suggesting ideas for Gotham Academy.
>It eventually becomes clear Dan just wants to publish books about cute girls doing cute things.

>>83446954
Johns, Morrison, Romita Jr, Didio, Lee, Snyder.

>>83446954
You should know at least Johns, Morrison, Didio, and Lee. I can understand not recognizing Snyder and JRJR though.

>>83445415
Also the entire thing is blue

>>83446431
Does anybody have that pic of Morrison crossdressing because it literally looks like his wife

>its a geoff runs out of milk episode

>>83447087
What?

>>83445105
is it bad if I think that would actually be a neat what if story?

>>83447222
Morrison has crossdressed a few times and there's a pic of him in a wig floating around, and it looks just like his wife.

>>83447222
Morrison's wife looks almost identical to him, and when Morrison did cross-dressing whilst he was addicted to drugs, he looked even more like her.

>>83444771
They are all so fucking ripped
I thought they would be greasier/fatter

>>83445462

>New intern: Hey guys, I wanted to ask who this "Bob Harras" guy is. I've never seen him around the office but his name's all over a ton of stuff. The weird thing is everything his name is on is a massive failu-

>Jim Lee: BOB HARRAS IS NOT ON TRIAL HERE. BOB HARRAS' CREDENTIALS ARE BEYOND REPROACH. HE HAS DONE MORE FOR THIS COMPANY AND THE INDUSTRY THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW. CLEAN OUT YOUR DESK YOU'RE FIRED YOU IMPUDENT PEON

>>83447314
That's the Marvel staff

>>83447222
Morrison used to crossdress some. Why do you think a lot of his stories feature characters crossdressing?

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The series finale ends with Grant Morrison literally unleashing the aypocalypse by writing some bullshit So the gentry can physically enter the earth and everyone is warped into being pure incarnations of evil and immediately vring the house down on marvel this effectively infects to viewers officially letting empty hand into our world.

>>83447314
At DC it seems like there's pressure to get swole.

>>83447314
The only who's got chub is Didio and even then he looks like he can beat the shit out of you.

>It's after work and everyone's at a bar drinking
>Morrison gets wasted and tries to explain quantum physics to anyone who will listen
>Johns keeps bugging the bartender asking for increasingly obscure cereals
>Ennis shows up and won't stop talking about the fucking Irish

>>83447361
Are you sure you aren't mistaking Harras for Berganza?

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>>83446832
>series finale
Opener for Season 2!

>>83447385
Snyder has started running with other people like Soule, and he's about to start working out with JRJR, so yeah you're right.

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>>83447314
See Pax Americana, Multivercity and other books by DC.

They all have the message to go outside and live a great life and talk to people and improve yourself. Their writters aren't autists.

Marvel on the ter way is about memes and Social Justice and making fans mad.

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>>83447380
As the episode ends its revealed that the true mastermind behind this was none other than Stan Lee

>>83444771
>the episode where Zach Snyder takes a mandatory tour of the office
>he literally cannot tell the difference between Marvel and DC characters and gets bored of anything that doesn't have explosions or tits

>>83447528
>Stan says only one line, just before the end
HAIL HYDRA

>>83447367

Oh yeah, Geoff Johns and Morrison and Jim Lee and Dan Didio are marvel staff. Yeah, what he said, exactly.

>>83444942
>women
>blacks
>hipsters

why am I not surprised

>>83445380
>It's an Alan Moore tries to trick DC into giving him America's Best Comics episode

>>83445211
There it is.

It's a comic con episode as we watch our dysfunctional group deal with Marcel's pandering shit and image continous production of high grade shit no one cares about, and Valiant is seen in a retrofitted lemonade stand in the parking lot

>the episode starts with Morrison suffering from writers block in the middle of his meta commentary shit deciding to take some LCD for creative inspiration
> the episode end with Snyder finding him tripping balls in the archives reading silver age superman

>>83447975
> Sibloy where everyone's trying their best to not bash Landis brains in for being a hipster douche

>>83444771
I want an episode with Lobdell and Jurgens...

>>83448005
You are kind o projecting your feeling regarding Landis on the staff as some sort of power fantasy

>>83444942

>>83444771

>DC invites Marvel to watch a game of Baseball.
>Marvel doesn't accept because they find the phallic imagery of the bats insulting.

>Gerard Way shows up on an Apprenticeship under Morrison.

>Morrison curses everyone on Marvel

>>83447672
no, he means it's the Marvel staff that's filled with fat greasy people. Dan Slott, Tom Brevoort and Bendis for example

>>83448485
>Every season there's a Marvel/DC Special

>>83448746
ah shit I just realized I never took off my name from that /tg/ game. Also yeesh all the projecting in this thread about the creators they dislike.

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>Morrison and Moore draw a line dividing the office telling the other not to cross it.
>They get into an argument about Miracleman
>Episode ends with a screaming match as Johns cowers in the corner, looking on in horror as he only came by to get more milk for his chocolate frosted flakes

>>83448845

>Anual Company picnic.
>Marvel gets mad because DC is playing football with Image. While he is sitting on the grass reading the Scum Manifesto.
>Notices nobody is paying attention to Valiant and plans how to use him to ruin the day.

Valiant should be kinda like Jerry from Rick and Morty.

> Morrison bursts into the DC offices every episode to scrounge up supplies for his arcane rituals
> he has an altar in the basement where Moore lives
> they worship seperate deities and this is often a cause for conflict between the two
He'll be the Kramer and Moore will be the Joe Devola of the show. Moore will leave spooky shit laying around the office and put curses on the staffmambers he doesn't like.

>>83447368
I just chalked that up to comics being comics.

> It's a Dan tries to kill off Dick Grayson episode

>>83444771
>That episode with them running around the building, trying to escape from Stan Lee Scooby Doo-style.

>>83445542
That would be a Christmas special

>>83446572
>they catch him fapping to Chyna's She-Hulk porno.

>>83449605
I liked that at the end Moore saved them by using magic to send Stan back

>>83449744
He just opened a portal to Frank Miller's home.

>Every shot of Johns has him with a cereal, he doesn't even have to hold it, it's just there

alternatively

>It's a Johns runs out of Cereal Episode
>Him, Lee, Didio, Scott Snyder, and Grant Morrison go on an impromptu road trip so Johns can go to his secret store that stocks all his favorite cereals

>The Number 52 can be seen in every episode
>Halloween Episode where everyone dresses up in costumes to work
Who'll they go as?

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>>83447975
>LCD

>DC Comics 52th Episode Spectacular

>>83449802
I'm honestly curious who are their favorites. I bet Didio is fan of some C-lister.

>>83449931
>Starts out as a regular episode
>Then a guy that claims he's Superboy Prime just busts in and demands to see Johns, Didio, and Lee

>>83444942
Is that Ant-man's creative team?

>>83447367
Marvel used to be the "new kids on the block" while DC was the more all-businesses types in the 60's. This went on into the 70's with Steve Gerber types.

Now things have switched around, with marvel being filled with cucks and neckbeards. those aren't mutually exclusive though

>>83450015
I mean, one of them is

>>83449802
Johns: Hal Jordan
Morrison: his Earth 11 counterpart
Snyder: Batman
Lee: Superman
Didio: Nightwing(every year the party ends with Nightwing dying and Dan burning the costume with a smile on his face)

>>83448555
>Morrison brings Way in to pitch his ideas for Doom Patrol
>Everybody loves his ideas and Dan jokes to Grant that this could be even better than his run
>Says that this Young Animal should have his own imprint
>Grant gets the thousand yard stare and starts having flashbacks of Millar stealing his ideas

It isn't the comic companies as people, it's it's a show about the staff working at the companies.

>>83449993
>I CREATED YOU, PRIME! I CAN AND WILL DESTROY YOU

I'm thinking less like The Office, and more like Code Monkeys.
Like Johns has to get the milk for his cereal from a dispenser that looks like Powergirl.

>>83447462
I'd read Gnu52.

>>83450070
>The whole episode it's Girl Morrison saying to the gang that he's really the Earth 11 Morrison and not just crossdressing
>Episode ends with Grant Morrison as Animal Man with a bottle of scotch and a bag of mushrooms apologizing for being late saying that he had some trouble getting the party favors

>>83450097
Meant for >>83449075

>>83450100
>Episode ends with Tom Brevoort and Alonso picking up "Superboy Prime" and saying "Every year they fall for this shit" or something similar

>>83446832
>>83447462
What are these from?
Also, I love this whole entire thread.

>>83444771
Kevin Smith would be the comic relief.
Jim Lee: Kevin don't make Batman pee his pants again!
Kevin: I told you guys not to let me write DC. I just make heroes say cocksucker.
Guggie: Well I sure am glad you aren't writing for my show it is perfectly organic.
Stephen Amell: Save me Kevin! Help Me! Grant Gustin is telling me about how better the show is.
*Guggie runs and then cries while snuggling a felicity doll*
Kevin Smith should make this a show desu. He is tight with DC and he has parodied himself countless times. Self parody worked with This Is The End. Plus Nintendo does this in their ads. Reggie is awesome.

>>83450228
First one is from the Adventure Comics Blackest Night tie-in issues. Second one I don't know.

>>83450228
The SBP one is from Adventure Comics #5, I think.
A Blackest Night Tie in.

>>83450228
The second one is from Harley Quinn #8

>>83450228
The second one is from Harley Quinn I think

Maybe #0 because that one was particularly Deadpool-y and fourth-wall-breaking-y

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>>83444771
This actually sounds interesting from a meta sense.

I think Paul Dini was talking about writing a story where after a particularly bad mugging he's recovering in hospital and (hallucinates?) Batman and Joker are there as his angel and devil on the shoulder weighing how he should take it upon his conscious. Dark stuff, however I have a lighter idea in mind.

What if we took the writing staff and put them in the setting? Like, what would be the ramifications of putting out comic books for superheroes who actually exist? The alter-egos in the comics would obviously be different so Batman isn't Bxxxx Wxxxx he's some other made up rich guy in the comic but Batman himself is real.

So Grant would be writing about the Batfamily, gets into an elevator, lights flicker and this angry looking kid he didn't notice before is suddenly behind him.
The kid starts complaining like a brat about the Batman comic in his hand, the art, plot, dialogue, he's just going over all of it. Making sly little remarks about what he thinks the creative team that are intimidatingly accurate but he acts as if he doesn't know Grant's a writer.

Just as he asks Grant what he thinks they get to the kid's floor and there's this handsome looking guy waiting who asks Damian if he was bothering Grant, and apologizes to Grant. Damian tells Grayson not to apologize for him.

After the doors close Grant just shakes his head and wonders who makes these kids. I think it could be a cute series of shorts. Could double as a commercial for upcoming ideas too.

>>83450249
>>83450253
>>83450350
>>83450361
Thanks! Blackest Night is on my to-read list, nice.

>>83444771

holy shit this thread is killing me, can somebody fucking pitch this

>>83450394
>>I think Paul Dini was talking about writing a story where after a particularly bad mugging he's recovering in hospital and (hallucinates?) Batman and Joker are there as his angel and devil on the shoulder weighing how he should take it upon his conscious. Dark stuff, however I have a lighter idea in mind.

Yeah, it's the Batman Dark Night: A true Batman story book that it's going to release through Vertigo in July

>>83447385
>At Marvel there's pressure to troll
>At DC there's pressure to get swole

Distinguished Competition wins again.

I'm really loving this thread

>>83447314
It was better when compared to the last marvel pic instead of >>83444942, because literally everybody but Fraction was fat and Fraction was just thin

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Didn't they already?

What Would the Title be?

>>83451559
Defective Comics Comics

>>83451559
We are not Supermen

>>83451559
Power Hour.

>>83451559
The Comics

>>83451559
Between the Panels

>>83450070
>one intern dresses up as Sinestro
>Johns won't stop hitting on him

>that episode where Morrison thinks Percy is Darkseid and spends the whole episode trying to banish him
>that episode that's just Lee, Orlando and Seeley talking about how great Wildstorm was
>the episode where Waid tries to convince Morrison, Johns and Rucka to come to Marvel because he's lonely
>that episode where Ennis gets Millar back to start a Superman cult, and Millar won't let Morrison join
What were your favorite episodes?

>>83452862
The Christmas special where Didio was pissed off and chose the worst gift for everyone. The part where he sends the Watchmen toaster to Moore always crack me up, but the empty cereal box for Johns wasn't bad either

>>83453059
But did you see the deleted scene when Dan gave Grant a Kingsman Blu-Ray?

>>83452862
>>that episode where Morrison thinks Percy is Darkseid and spends the whole episode trying to banish him
>It ends with Morrison accepting that Percy is not Darkseid
>It finishes with a zoom in on Percy as he smiles and his eyes glow red.

>>83447462
>Not the Zoo52

>>83444771
Too sexy for the viewing public.

>It's a "someone lets Jim Lee design the company softball team uniforms" episode

>>83445318
>That episode where the office starts to fall apart because Johns isn't there
>B-plot is Johns Supermarket Super-Adventure

>>83445462
>It's revealed that Bob Harras is a fake persona that each of the writers had a hand in creating so that they could go above Didio's head

>>83445518
>Tom discovers that he's falling in love with one of his characters.
>Dini is called in to hold an intervention

>>83446431
>Grant Morrison becomes the Steve Urkel of the office

>Ed Haras trying to sabotage DC under the orders of the Mouse and Didio is trying his darndest to stop him in Spy vs Spy sequences

Mid-season finale
>Moore finally unleashes his cure on DC by sending an army of undead writers Bob Kane,Darwyn Cooke, Kerry shieghal, Harry lambert etc

>>83454852
Morrisons stuck in a 4th wall LSD induced high and has been comatose all episode
> As Moore attack most of the staff is trying to reboot with prime destroying the multiverse or some shit as Superboy prime burst in and bashes johns head in

>that episode where the DC staff freaks out after hearing about The Outhousers and hasdcdonesomethingstupidtoday.com/

>that twist at the end when it's revealed that the site was secretly being run by Alonso and Quesada

>>83451559
The Gutters

>>83444771
>John Romita comes to visit his son, all the others get nervous around the legend.

>>83446358
That's given me an idea. A Warriors-style episode with the DC gang trying to make it back home and encountering the other comic staffs after being blamed for the murder of Stan Lee

>>83445448
We need something with Ostrander and Priest, since they're back.

>>83455221
>For April Fools Didio convinces Priest that he is contractually obligated to dress like Black Panther when he's in the office

>>83446181
>an idea that prints money
>not immediately accepted

Johns: Let's also throw in Nite Owl. For meta purposes. right Grant?
Grant: *incomprehensible scottish noises*

*translation: huh? yeah, sure Meta stuff. you totally get it pal.

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>that episode where Geoff buys a real GL ring off ebay

>>83456225
is that book any good? cause that page just made me want to read it.

>>83456325
it's pleasant enough but not particularly good. decent way to kill a few minutes

>>83456325
It's shit man. Total shit. Don0t buy it, don't torrent it, don't download it, not even look at it. The less attention those books get the better

>>83444771
Only if superboy prime is in it

>>83456325
Her main solo is pretty bad but the little black book one is fun sometimes

>>83445310
I like this explanation they just Couldent decide on a personality so they used all of em

>>83445542
Bob Kane flashback episodes

>>83455107
Base it off that scene from anchorman

>Morrison tries to break the fourth wall but no one understand his scottish noises

>the archives, two episode special
>comics as far as the eye can see, vast majority of them unreleased/unheard of
>lights fading the further you go, eventually just candles
>they find a comic about themselves, start following its lead
>moss growing by swamp thing issues, water damage in aquaman section, ect.
>cave paintings being drawn by stoned and drooling Grant in the very back
>they make a wrong turn coming back and go into the future
>John takes a few and starts reading, room/universe starts fracturing
>But Didio knows the way back, he does this every couple of months

>the next few episodes they have to prove they're better then just publishing all these unreleased back issues

Isn't there a Mad Men styled show about comic book writers coming out soon?

>>83444771
>Road trip special
>the crew needs to go from N.Y. to L.A. for Comicon
>They couldn't go by airplane 'cuz they had to put Frank Miller in the first class because of his health. This leads to a couple scenes where people wonder during the trip how Frank is doing, only to cut to Frank fighting some terrorist hijackers
>Morrison starts to go on one of his rants about "Memetic Godsmithing", but Didio switches the radio to Wannabe by Spice Girls, he reveals that he has created a special mixtape for the trip and will play a song to interrupt people if they start ranting (Garth Ennis song is This is Not America by David Bowie in reference to the fact his comics contain over the top depctions of America even though he is Scottish, Tom King is Secret Agent Man)
>Morrison also recieves calls from Miss. Morrison (Earth-11 Morrison that looks just Morrison with a poorly placed blonde wig, some lipstick and a dress)
>There car eventually breaks down and Capullo to push by himself to the nearest gas station
>Thr Gas Station is right next to a Tough Guy Bar, where they meet Neil Gaiman (refered to a Professional Charming British Man). He attempts to give them some Sage Advice, but is interrupted by an army of scene chick fangirls that ask him to autograph increasingly lewd parts of their body, which Gaiman happily does.
>Morrison sells some drug to get money to fix the car (only after Johns pushes him a little bit since he claims "he is clean")
>They get to L.A. and pick Miller up at the airport.
>Do the convention stuff
>In the way back, Morrison again starts going in one of his rants, this time no one stops him
>Johns: You know what, I really do feel like listening to you talk about Multiverse frequencies, Grant, go right ahead
>Morrison: Really? Well, that's nice Johns, but do you know what I really want?
>Johns: Tell me what you really want?
>Morrison: Tell what I want? What I really, really want?
>*Tunes into Spice Girls*
The End.

>>83444771
Who's the guy directly in front of Morrison

>>83457678
John Romita Jr.

Does anybody have that one about a Marvel writer/fan that walks into a bar populated by the DC writers, who act like a bunch of thuggish chads and ends with Grant Morrison glaring and drawing the Marvel guy being raped in 52 different universes? That one always makes me laugh.

>>83452862
>that episode where Ellis shows up and starts hitting on Morrison's wife, only to find out it's not her but the actual Morrison in drag.

>>83444942
>Morrison is King Mob
>Bendis is Wilson Fisk

Kek

>>83444771
>Episode focusing solely on Morrison
>He goes to Comic-Con in 2004
>He and Frank Quitely discuss about having a new project together
>The two meet a Superman cosplayer, who looks like the spitting image of Superman, in body and mind.
>In the moment, Morrison asks him questions about Superman and the cosplayer replies in character
>Morrison and Quitely garner enough material to work on their magnum opus All-Star Superman
>The end of the episode reveals the cosplayer to be the real Superman, he looks on at Morrison and Quitely from a distance in Glasgow at night
>Superman smiles knowingly and flies away

>>83458633
Neat